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The Sex Fairy

December 8 2008 at 8:01 PM
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Wild Bill  (Login 4WildBill)

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.

Scientific tests find that when

women make love they produce

amounts of the hormone estrogen,

which makes hair shine and

skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking

reduces your chances of suffering

dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.

The sweat produced cleanses the

pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up

those calories you piled on during that

romantic dinner.




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4. Sex is one of the safest sports

you can take up.

It stretches and tones up just

about every muscle in the body.

It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!




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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild

depression. It releases endorphins

into the bloodstream, producing a

sense of euphoria and leaving you

with a feeling of well-being.



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6. The more sex you have, the more

you will be offered. The sexually

active body gives off greater quantities

of chemicals called pheromones.

These subtle sex perfumes drive the

opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in

the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.



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8. Kissing each day will keep

the dentist away. Kissing

encourages saliva to wash food from

the teeth and lowers the level of

the acid that causes decay,

preventing plaque build-up.



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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.

A lovemaking session can release

the tension that restricts blood vessels

in the brain.



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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock

a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat

asthma and hay fever.






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This message has been sent to you

for good luck in sex.

Now sex has been sent to you. The

"Hot Sex Fairy" will visit

you within four days of receiving

this message, provided you, in turn,

send it on.

If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message.

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