SCHOOL::
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

DIVORCE:
Future tense of Marriage.

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

LECTURE:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'.

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the big! gest piece.

DICTIONARY:
A place where success comes before work.

CONFERENCE:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature.

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the rest....
except that he got caught.

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

CLASSIC:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

YAWN:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to end all inventions.

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.

OMG!! there are so many of them!!

Thanks for posting son!

hugs and love,

 Mom/BarB

Thanks!