NAME:
"Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION:
Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION:
One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head
(other types come with extralayers of skin).

Varying from pink to black.
Fang-less with a highly venomous spit.
(Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet)

Size varies from 3 to 12 inches,
depending on its mood & sub-species.

SYMPTOMS:
This snake attacks mainly women in the lower
front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump.
Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating
pain after nine months.
The attack is not usually fatal.

Beware:
It has been known to attack men in
the rear lower abdomen!

HABITAT:
Usually found in bedrooms, but has been
known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE:
Various types of vaccine available for women.
However, once the venom is injected into the
body only drastic measures will ensure
complete recovery.
There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED

TOURNIQUET:
Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is
too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND:
This would be completely unnecessary and
ineffective as the bleeding will stop after
a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND:
This method is the most popular with the victim,
but so far has not been reported to
have led to any success.

SEARCHING FOR ANTI-VENOM:

1. Place four fingers of the right hand
around the neck of the reptile,
with the thumb in the front.

2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an
upwards and downwards motion.

3. This will result in the snake becoming
highly aggressive, very rigid and start spitting.

The time taken for this milking process
depends entirely on the milker and the last
time the snake attacked. 2.Once milked,
the snake should be harmless
for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION:
This snake, although it is very aggressive
and active, is not necessarily a vermin,
and treated with the right respect,
makes a wonderful pet.

I have seen this snake!! looks very dangerous when stretched out to it's full length, but it is also strange, instead of curling up it shrinks to a much smaller size.

hugs and love
BarB