l. There are a number of mechanical devices that increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Among these is the
Mercedes Benz 380SL convertible.
2. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she
objects.
3. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
4. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a
woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
5. I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected
by men as well as women.
6. A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the
average man.
7. Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing
one and get hit by a bus.
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