I know where everyone got the idea of "Death Panels" from ......... HMO's had them for years!

Get seriously ill and they'll tell you
"That's not covered under your plan"
which means you're going to die!

WB, she is not going to kill him, just slap the shit out of him.

love and hugs
BarB

... if the slapping doesn't work... she will suffocate him with his pillow.....

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.


9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."


8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.


7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.


6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."


5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.


3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.


2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little m's on them.


1. When you ask for Via-gra, you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.