The next pandemic

I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.

I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.

From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.

This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.

Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.

However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately take some Advil (Advil seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases. If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.

Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.
Cheers!


NOTE
If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated into Whine Flu. This is particularly common in men and can quickly spread to their partners where the symptoms are detected as a serious case of eye-rolling and turns quickly to the Wine Flu.

Remembers having this in my teenage years!! lol

hugs and love
BarB

Remember?

Teen age years?

I'm not touching that line!

(Now it's time to run and hide)

yes I remember my teenage years!! that's when I had that wine flu.
Not my problem you can not remember your teenage years..I think it is safe to say, it was not the wine flu that is the reason you can't remember...yours is the old timers disease!!!

you know me luvs ya!! hehehe

hugs and love,
BarB

Ya See ........

When I was born, the good lord gave me a choice,

1. I could be GREAT in bed

OR

2 I could have a great memory


Damn, what was I responding to?

sorry to tell you this WB, but you were tricked, how can you be great in bed if you don't have memory????


hugs and love
BarB

Seems like it's your memory that isn't too good!

It's not my memory I need to be great in bed! And believe me, I may not remember too much, but I DO remember what happens in bed! MMmmmmmmmm

SEX is like math. add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!