These three women were sitting around one night talking about their boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames based on kinds of soda.
The first woman said: "I'm gonna call Tom "Mountain Dew" because he is as strong as a mountain and always wants to do it!"
The second woman said: "I'm gonna and call Frank "7-Up" because he has seven inches and it's always up!"
The third woman said: "I'm gonna and call my man "Jack Daniels."
The other two women responded: "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard liquor."
The third woman replied: "That's my Bill!"
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