A kid is riding his bike in the street in front of his house after dark. A cop on a horse stops him and tells him he can't ride in the street without lights and there is no light on his bike. "Where did you get that bike anyway?" the cop asks. " Santa gave it to me" says the kid. "Well", says the cop "you need to write Santa and tell him your bike is supposed to have lights on it and he needs to fix it". As the cop is leaving, the kid shouts "where did you get that horse?" "Santa gave it to me" says the cop. "Well, says the kid "you need to write Santa and tell him to fix it". "Why, what's wrong with it?" the cop asks. The kid says " the dick is supposed to be on the bottom, not the top."
Posted on Feb 10, 2012, 2:04 PM from IP address 184.108.40.206