ohdear,
you can probably guess by the URL, but look what a 'friend' of a recent Mono releaser has been doing in his spare time as MC Nachbar:
http://virt.vgmix.com/music/mc_nachbar_-_cooler_than_you.mp3
really, there's nothing more to say :P
h0l!
--
COOLER THAN YOU
lyrics and music (c) 2002
mc nachbar
----------
there comes a
time in every brotha's life he gotta break it down
spittin verses to the crowd on the rumours that go around
a slap in the face, no less, i must confess,
but the best of the rest, gotta preach it from the chest.
hear my rhyme, listen like you're in class
cuz i'm takin y'all to school, education up y' bitch ass
i gotta throw the word, it's the electrical knowledge
i graduated with a phd from flow college
y'all ain't there yet, you gotta take it from me
the only reason you hearin this fuckin mp3
is cuz i got a row a' gold rekkids sittin on my wall
and it's this BIG DICK has been behind it all
my phallus, a palace, a imperial tower
it's made outta flesh but it's got the raw power
of a thousand diesel engines, a hundred steam ships,
the bitches be hangin on it like oprah on potato chips
fit three bitches on the shaft alone,
and that's not even countin' when i get a busy bone,
fizzy phone, ringin off the hook, hunnid times a day
bitches ain't got a clue what kinda game i play
HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT IM FIVE HOUSES AND HELLA CARS TOO
BENZES AND HUMMERZ TWO BY TWO
CUZ HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT IM FIVE HOUSES AND HELLA CARS TOO
BENZES AND HUMMERZ TWO BY TWO
CUZ HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
word babe, you da best, now for my next trick,
i'll tell y'all a secret bout what the hell's under MY dick
NUTS!!! they so big they must each weigh a pound
gotta pull 'em up so they don't drag across tha ground
i need a bra to hold my motherfuckin balls, they hold
enough nut to paint the motherfuckin walls
i hear i'm runnin dutch boy the fuck outta bidness
it's cuz i got the snow, ho ho, merry christmas
sleigh rides, workshops and santa's little bitch elves,
know ya bitches laughin butcha laughin atcha bitch selves
lotsa niggaz got dick that ain't got flows
i'mma set the rekkid str8, you punk ass hoes
reppin souf side miami, straight out da hood
my money nevah funny and my credit be good
i got me a phat yacht, a pool on my mansion
like a true nigga i be all about expansion
hella tight rides, yeah i roll pimped the fuck out
you cruisin wimme, ain't no such thing as lucked out
bitches crowd around with little to no apprehension
cuz mc nach don't need a penis extension
HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT IM FIVE HOUSES AND HELLA CARS TOO
BENZES AND HUMMERZ TWO BY TWO
CUZ HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT IM FIVE HOUSES AND HELLA CARS TOO
BENZES AND HUMMERZ TWO BY TWO
CUZ HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
y'all heard it right, yeah, i got a huge cock
and i don't think all you playaz be wantin to hear me talk
cuz i'm tighter than yo momma and got it where it counts
mothafuckas want this, an' they payin by the ounce
i'm a fine commodity like the finest caviar
when i roll up, and then the bitches crowd around my car
got the pick of the litta, she enters my veeee hicle
the zippa go down i'm like "ooh, that tickle"
she suckin on the nach knob she got hang of it
i got her fly girlfriend to come on in and shove it
she rammed it like a pro, i was goin dirty south
then she got all surprised when it popped out her mouth
i loves me some ass, and i get it right quick
cuz the bitches can't resist this thick dick, niggaz got
beef with my actions, hatin on my prizzide
that's the type a shit that brings me to homicizzide
you burn me, i GRILL YOU, you cross me, i KILL YOU
you think you can DEAL ME? i'll cap you, you FEEL ME?
you better have insurance, and you better got protection
cuz i'll poke your eye out with my erection
HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT IM FIVE HOUSES AND HELLA CARS TOO
BENZES AND HUMMERZ TWO BY TWO
CUZ HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
HE GOT IM FIVE HOUSES AND HELLA CARS TOO
BENZES AND HUMMERZ TWO BY TWO
CUZ HE GOT A LARGE DICK AND HE COOLER THAN YOU
(repeat, fade)
|