Post your paintball haikus here(Wow I'm bored):

Rustle in the bush
Now I will be the hero
oops, the ref is mad
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The arm is painless
the hand will sting, but lower
back is forever

(hehe)
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The holes in this mask:
the fog will not form, but now
there's paint in my mouth
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bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
Heh, I saw him not
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Surrender now please
Surrender now or i'll shoot
I'll shoot anyway
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RedShift

Wouldn't want to offend a teammate but sir, you have WAY too much time on your hands...

marcus

Yeah, well summer school ended friday, so my summer just began. And well, your right, i'm incredibly bored.

Marcus, your post wasn't a haiku, i'm dissapointed

I will try to fix
My previous error, mate.
Will you forgive me?

Through the grass I run
Till I see someone to shoot
sneak up quietly, then BANG!

"Don't need nothing, but a good time"
-Poison(Bret Michaels)

But to the best of my recolection most paintball markers make a pop sound not a bang sound when they fire.

So it's not a haiku,
But what will you do?
Cause I have the steam,
To light up your team.
And send you back home on your can.



Brad

Forgive this for mot being exactly 17 syllables (but i dont think anyone else was but anyway...)

I guess Im the only girl
who's going to give this a whirl
Hopefully I'll be better than a squirrel.


We are the bomb diggity team 8675309
Brad's team don't whine
You'll catch up to us in time.

Nie is talkin trash
About y'alls honky a**es
Whatcha gonna do?
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he he he he

my illustrator makes a bang, not a pop. But it shoots better than my old automag.

Hail the bang.