"The top 25 things that sound dirty in a dragon boat, but really aren't".

#1) Pull it out faster, you're getting me wet.

"It's really tight back here.."

"You're holding it too tight. Relax your grip."

Dig it deep and feel the glide !

"Stroke harder!"

okay, your hand is too far up, slide it down the shaft...

"Give me another 2 inches!"

Paddle's UP!

i have two....

F*ck the paddle!!!

and for a finish....

Prepare to shoot your load!!!

you're messed up dude.

'can u pleeze remove your toes from tickling my family jewels' thank you

"I think we're front heavy..."

"Stop rushing me..."

Long Strong Strokes

Deep and hard

Give me MORE!

UP! in 1-2-3!

"Back it up!"

That's it! Right there! Ho-o-old it!!

Hey you with the paddle, Wanna F*ck?

....come from behind
....if its there ride it

Prepare to finish! In 3, 2, 1...

Get in sync!

Watch ahead of you! Don't rush.

Okay back end, give it a shot!

Harder, not faster!

'eat a dick!', 'let her ride', 'easy', 'feel the power', 'hey nice tits!'

"... we'll just glide on in...."

(man you guys are nasty. must be some ugly guys here who don't get enough so they vent here.)


You Better get behind me. My stroke is longer!

70 strokes per minute...

"You should see what those two guys from Philly are doing to each other behind those bushes!"

You always make me wet when you're behind me!

stop bobbing your head

the stroker is always right!

I keep telling people DB is very erotic...
"Give it to me"
"Fall Down on it"
"Up, UP,Up there you go, you got it..."
"Deeper, Harder, Faster"

try being the drummer girl and yelling these phrases out...

drummer ... nevermind

"take it in slow, and careful with the head."

'I want more!', 'No holding back now', 'Sink it all the way', 'Close your eyes and feel the rythym', 'Wow! what a lobg stroke you have'

Damn, look at that wash!

pull it out at the same time as the guy in front of you..

"Alright, now let's try double penetration."

"Hi, I'm here for the bukkake orgy?"

Does anyone have sex wax?

Keep it long

... wax my paddle ...

Thanks for the entertainment. DB's prove they have a great sense of humour. "Give it to me. I want everything" and that from your 'cox'

.... let it run

.... easy all

.... when i say whoa -- i means WHOA!

"We've got 50 extra pounds on our cox"....oh brother.

Long and strong, long and strong, don't rush the stroker.

Eat my wash Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Anyone seen my butt pad?"

How about "Gimme all you got in 3-2-1"

fmg

Darn! Listing FMG? They should not be listed with these very respectable and outstanding Dirty Dragon Boat Sayings. They are in a league of their own. “Really REALLY Dirty Dragon Boat Saying”

Now go wash your mouth.

LOL

I want it long and deep!

what your strokes per minute

hold it hard... right there

Its slippery ... my grip keeps slipp'n. Where's the sex wax!

How do you make sex wax ?

I don't know, man...

Do the grunts we scream out in the last 75 m count for anything?

That's classic dirty.

"loosen your grip - it's too tight on the shaft"

and

"man, my crotch is soaked!" from one of the ladies...

my butt is sore

nail that start

"Keep it in longer. You're rushing me."

you're pulling out too soon, and it's splashing me...

we have a winner!

Toronto's Sunnyside on a hot day

Pound it! if you want it!

Hahahah!

What an excellent response of dirty sayings!

Thank you everyone! I hope to synthesize all of this into a web article later this summer.






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That's an interesting High Catch that those teams do.

Oh, we've been used! For your ARTICLE! talk about good research. Make sure you represent the forum.

You think that high catch is pretty neat, check out this womens' race!

(hmmmm... I anticipate lots of dirty sayings to match this photo)

Who takes these, Paul? Very nice. That one you posted at 12:57 is a classic boat "rub". I may have to copy and save it for future reference.

By the way, can you count the IDBF violations in your 3:30 picture? (not that it matters, but consider like "Where's Waldo")

- no dragon heat
- where the hell is the drum?

What's wrong with this picture?

1. no dragon head
2. no dragon tail
3. no drum
4. drummer isn't drumming (see #3)
5. male steersperson in women's race (unless this is a rare all-female open crew, in which case it's okay).
6. paddles appear to be non-idbf spec. look almost like cowans.

What's right with this picture?

It's an awesome shot.

hehe. that was fun.

"...classic boat rub..." - James Haslam

Mmm.. boat rub. Paul, be sure to add that to your list.

right 1 and left 2 are pretty cute.

you need to up your standards there buddy. Maybe the one on the right is cute, definitely no more than cute, but the other two..... you need to get out more.

where is the steering oar cross T? How can you steer without one?

Is a race automatically reraced and a team DQ'd once there is any boat contact?

Stay on topic...you should see the size of our cox!

Our cox is bigger than your cox!

just keep it straight

Did you bring a change of clothes?

Lift your butt cheek when you bend forward; it helps to really thrust better.

I heard this at practice last night and immediately thought of this post...

"next we are going to do SEXionals" (Sectionals)

let her ride

Rob Chang doesn't need words. His steering speeks for him. The only person I know that has skull F*&%ked two 10's at the same time.

He is a god among men!

Humping the two paddlers in the 10 seat while you're steering doesn't count!

My team is better than yours you SUCK

LONG AND HARD!

Wet start!!!

"Wet start!"

LOL!!!!!

"Are you always going to plunge it that deep when you stroke?"

that's what she said.

Please, no waxing the paddle.

"I don't want to see any frothy white stuff at the start!"