Rumblings have been heard.
The Shantastic of Shockwave DBC, not content with just one victory at TIDBRF, is rumoured to have issued out a challenge to Riptide, MOFOs, and all other contestants to a push up competition at GWN, winner take all (Crest Whitestrips).
"Those guys were ok at Centre Island," Shantastic said with no apparent effort at the end of his daily 5000 push up morning routine, "but we are talking about competing against me, the Shantastic." He then proceeded to do a pyramid set of 200-500-1000-500-200 with a fully loaded dragon boat on his back, before settling down to gulp down a well-earned Boost drink.
"See, the thing is these other guys merely
do push ups", the Stantastic explained to a bystander. "I
study push ups. I've figured out the optimal angles, stances, muscle/weight ratios, and biomechanical movements. I have a Bachelors in pushupology, and am considering a double Masters major in pushupology and benchpressology.
"What can I say," he spoke to the bystander who began to edge away, "it's my passion, my very life."
Shantastic then proceeded to flex his chest Chong Li style at the retreating back of the bystander.
YOU ARE NEXT!!
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