All,

I have to give credit where it is due. Did anyone notice how clean and relatively non offensive the odours were from the portable toilets?
I noticed that the cleaners actually cleaned it AT LEAST 4 times throughout the day? Now if the other festivals or cleaners could take note, THAT is the way it should be done. I have never seen cleaner toilets... I won't get graphic here but seriously... very impressive. Kudos to them...

Don't forget the lights they added after dark. I could actually see myself stumble around!

Fabulous!

Absolutley. They did a great job of keeping the crapper clean and less offensive than other regattas I have attended.
Way to go! I'll be back next year!

Good call seat #5!!
the lights... so appreciated. Seriously good job. Not sure the light was a good or bad thing, but wow, as sick as it sounds definitely a reason to go back to Stratford festival again!!
Serious props!!

Hey Demon, how about a crapper ranking system? I would rank Stratford Festival the highest with Welland Club crews the lowest.

I think I'd go with Woodstock for second best and then maybe Pickering after that.

Put Montreal somewhere near the bottom. (I think the first set of heats were almost done on Sunday before the honey wagon came 'round, ew.)

True Crapper Rankings - (Ranked in order of TP re-stockings per day)

1. Stratford - 4
2. Woodstock - 2
3. Pickering - 1
4. Montreal - 0.5
5. Welland - ?

Well I think this will be the best topic of discussion for the off-season. As suggested earlier we can have a ranking system including power rankings to assess the best crappers at DB festivals.

Further there should be a panel of judges that will in fact use the royal crapper at each festival, submit their crapper ranking and post the crappy results to this web site.

At the end of the year we will then award the festival with the most crapper points.

Should anyone care to join our illustrious Crapper panel please email me.

Happy crapping for the off-season.

*SPLATT!*

First time I've seen pee pee pucks used in porta potties.

BD

OH CRAP... I thought they were breath mints! GULP

They were already emptying/cleaning them for the first time at like 10am. I think they pretty much cycled through the 2-3 sets all day.

Did anyone find my contact lens?

I dropped it down the poop chute and Stratford organizers promised that they would get some of the s**t disturbers from The Forum to help sort through things to find it.

Were any of you guys picked to help find it or are these weasels from Stratford just giving me a bum deal?