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Predictions?

jello shooters.

Did they really have jello shooters last year???

I'm so excited.

Only in Lane 1

Rule 28 (a) states that all stimulants including jello shooters will not be allowed by paddlers. Cheaters who are caught will be prosecuted.They will be whipped and chained on the stage of dragon boat festival during the evening event.

Sorry Hanalei,

It was nice knowing you.

So, Hanalei took Jello shooters before a race in lane 1? Is that their secret? Maybe we'll try it too. I like grape.

Jellooooooooooooooooo...............Yummy

Can't wait for another picture perfect w/e in Stratford.

Molly Blooms for pints, a little paddlin' on the Avon, a bunch o'jello followed by dancin and drinkin.

speaking of Hanalei...I do not see them on the schedule...what...tooooo scaaarred hanalei... come out come out come out and plaaaaayeeeaaayy

^^^ to above...
"I feel that we have wakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a great resolve."

Careful what you wish for, or Hanelei may just show up and kick your team's ass.

muawwww ha ha ha ha.... they will rise from their sleep... put in thier teeth and trample over you with thier walkers! Be warned young lad THEY HAVE YOUR NUMBER!

speaking of Hanalei...I do not see them on the schedule...what...tooooo scaaarred hanalei... come out come out come out and plaaaaayeeeaaayy

Put your reading glasses on and try again:
10:56am Catherine Paull Meeting Management Hanalei

They are under CPMM Hanelei same as last year.

From the guys down South!

how about peach jello with tangarine vodka? Or chocolate jello with vanilla vodka? Coconut Jello with Malibu rum? Lime Jello with......

Any other gr8 combo's?

Will not be denied in Stratford!

Newbie mistake. That's the Riptide line, Mofos are the muscleheads that don't even have a catchy forum slogan yet

This got me thinking, we already have Riptide will not be denied!

How about, Mofos will PUMP you up!

And maybe, Shockwave whatcha gonna do when the WAVE hits you!

Are all three teams going to be in Stratford?

That is the stupidest idea... ever...

Hanalei - We're gonna choke!

Hate hate hate Stratford course. Lanes are way too tight.Went there once and never went back.

Riptide - We let it rip
Mofos - I'm your daddy
Shockwave - 0.01 on the Richter scale
Hanalei - Hello Jello

Rumour has it that the new and improved version of Lane 1 will be the strangest of bedfellows: Big Fish, Hammerheads, Piranhas and Mayfair Predators!

Good luck Mofo's (and you guys thought you would win this year!), Shockwave (Mofo jr's), RipTide (or Fondue or whatever food you are referring yourself too this regatta) and every other contender/pretender.

With this mix Lane 1 is gonna rock and recapture the crown lost to that old has-been jello eatin team, Hanalai.

Never mind that, the most pressing question on everyone's mind is: are there going to be jello shots?

When did Shockwave become the Mofo jr's? They don't walk around without their shirts and they aren't even close to being physical specimens like the Mofo's. In fact, I believe there are a few fatties (not flatties) on the team as well.

Shockwave are not affiliated with the Mofos. What an insult to Shockwave.

Lane One sounds powerful!

Too bad the level of competition is so low...

No one wants to compete after GWN. Only a few stragglers with a slight itch. I'm surprised that a few teams can bring the full roster to Stratford.

I can't believe this thread has gone on this long with nary a hint of trash talk from those evil Stratford Silver Masters. No technologically enhanced waterfowl plans this year guys?

Man, this place used to be so much more fun!

Coconut jello exists?

Coconut AND mango.

Mango? And where can I trade in my first born for this sweet, sweet gift from the gods?

The Silermaster have given up on high tech gadgets. They did not seem to help us win anything. That and our old fearless leader Kevin will not be there this year to help us fix the races for our wins, so we have decided to continue our trend of last year and just do jello and pudding shots all day. Hopefully all the other teams will try them and an get so smashed that we will be the only ones left who can paddle.

now that they think we are innocent shall we discuss the plans?

Pudding shots? I have never heard of such a thing! Outrageous!

Are they good?

yummy... pudding shots... why didn't I think of that?
Think about it, they have to be good. It's pudding. mmmm... pudding...

Let's hear it for pudding shots