The MOFOs are pleased to present ~ Superstitions ~

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Get Lucky. Confront your fears and defy your inhibitions as you party the night away this upcoming Friday the 13th of October. Kick back and celebrate with a phenomenal crowd, all while helping hundreds of thousands of children and their families get back onto their feet. The MOFOS are committed to contributing back to the community and a portion of the night's proceeds will be donated to support UNICEF’s emergency response in the Middle East.

Guys: Receive free good luck charms at the door.
Ladies: A good luck charm is worth a kiss on the cheek.

Fabulous prizes for the ladies that collect the most charms throughout the evening. Count down to midnight with us as we defy superstition and survive another Friday the 13th unscathed and sexier than ever!

Where: Housexy Night Club - 57 Duncan St (NE corner of Duncan & Richmond)
When: Friday October 13, 2006 (Doors open @ 10pm)
Cover: $10 in advance | $13 at the door
Dress code will be in effect, so dress to impress! (no hats or runners please)

DJs spinning: Hip-Hop, R&B, House & Old Skool
Cheap drinks all night long! Ask the bartender about the special $3 drink!

For advance tickets please contact the MOFOs at: mofo@risto.net

Visit our website http://mofo.risto.net for more information.

Do you feel lucky?

Will I get lucky?

The poster seems to imply that there will be female strippers at the event. Is this the case? If so, will there be male strippers, too? Personally speaking, I don't see how you could have one without the other. But then it's not up to me since it's not my party. But consider yourself advised that it would be a bad idea to have one without the other from a gender parity perspective.

strippers? are you saying the mofos are actually keeping their shirts on!?

what class! and there's a donation to unicef .. gsus! its gonna be some friday the 13th!

If the girls strip then there would finally be gender parity on the MoFos. I'm sick of it always being the guys taking their shirts off! I demand equality!

Whatever, this is dragon boat for meatheads.

how can you call yourself a real athlete if your not training this very second. Time's a wasting

well... hello... they only recruit from parties and all they do is flex and look pretty. what did you expect, serious paddlers?

I don't know, making A consolation at GWN seems pretty good to me. Where did you guys place? Then shut up.

Hey! Have some respect. This is a serious discussion about gender parity. There's no room for Mofo-bashing here.

The question is: are the Mofos the Hollywood or the Las Vegas of the DB community in the GTA?

Why not both?

So we have the Piranhas posting about recruitment and training 6 times per week and then we have the Mofos posting about parties and cheap drinks. I wonder which team takes the sport more seriously...

I am as shock as you are that a team called the Mofos is not taking this sport more seriously

There's not enough guys

too many girls? there is no such thing!

too many meatheads? now we're on to something ...

you mean, not enough GIRLS!!!

Forget good luck charms save some hotties for me

You can't just throw random asian hotties on a flyer and expect us to believe they'll be there

I think she is on the team.

no way, if she's on the team then I'm coming for her for sure

Mofo girls are smokin' HOTTTTTT

Hey, that's Agnes!

They did the same thing 1 or 2 years ago with another paddler

No wonder they're getting faster...if these babes were in my boat I'd go to every practice too

yeah, last year was another sexy mofo on their flyer. this girl is a mofo? i didn't see her this year. and i've been looking...trust me.

I was stalking her last year. Here's another picture of my precious...

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by far best party ad those muscleheads have ever put together (yes we've seen em all)

Hmmm whatever, the Mofos are arrogant. The girls are high maintenance and the guys only know how to flex muscles.... no wonder why their so hated?????

someone sounds a little jealous

whatever I'm not jealous... I'm defiantly not going to their party..I would rather stay home than party with those egotistic people...I don't need implants in my face.... they suck and its sooo true

Mofo chicks are bringing SexyBack

How do you know that they're egotistical? Have you ever met or got to know them?

Sounds like this world would be far better off with you staying at home anyways.

First steriods, now facial implants?

Maybe she's pouting...maybe she had an alergic reaction...or maybe she's part black...hmmmmmm....

> I don't need implants in my face.... they suck

How dare you spread that negativity here. Facial implants DO NOT SUCK!!!!!!

sexy never left baby ... and it sure ain't w/ the mofos ... there is fine degree between sexy and well just plain crass ...

Yo stop trying to steal my credit! If it wasn't for me sexy would still be gone and we'd be looking at some hefty dude in spandex on these party ads

Indeed, I too think that donations to Unicef and the ilk are crass and embarassing to the dragon boat community.

What the hell is wrong with some of you people? The Mofos are a tonne of fun and the party is a great idea. This is only one example of how they've integrated charitable giving into their activities. What's your team done for charity lately? As for their appearance, lots of the guys and girls on the team are gorgeous and fit. What the hell is wrong with that?

Ok, I'm done now.

"Indeed, I too think that donations to Unicef and the ilk are crass and embarassing to the dragon boat community"

oo the sarcasm kills me! now now muffin its not the donation part that is crass ... it is thinking way too high of one's sex appeal that is ...

but i'm sure the mofos are beautiful ppl ... inside and out ... yay for the mofos!

Give me the money

Hi everyone,

Just a quick update - thanks to everyone who has emailed us about getting party tickets!! The response has been awesome and we're hoping it will be the best party yet!! We have been receiving all your requests for tickets, however it's been a hectic week, so if you have not received a response from us regarding a pickup point please be patient as we're working on responding to the emails ASAP. Tickets are moving quickly and we're working to allocate advance tickets on a first come first served basis.

To answer the most common question: yes, it's possible for us to meet up with you for advance tickets. We have MOFOs located throughout the GTA, so in your email to us (mofo@risto.net) please indicate what is the best area for you and we'll do our best to have a friendly neighbourhood MOFO get in touch with you.

From the sounds of it, it's going to be a blast. We're seeing group ticket purchases from a lot of teams.. what a great way to dress up at the end of the season and see each other without our oh-so-sexy aqua shoes on

See you soon!
Sara

See? How can you not love that?! This Sara girl seems downright nice. Hope the party is a blast.

Is Risto going to moon everyone again?

Does anyone know about this new club 'Housexy'?

it's where the "sugar" was I believe

Thanks to everyone for your support, tickets have been going quickly and we're getting set for another full house event this Friday the 13th, and reach our goal to help UNICEF!

As a bit of background on the cause, with a ceasefire in effect, UNICEF is stepping up relief efforts for the hundreds of thousands of children and their families displaced by the month-long conflict. The MOFOs believe that this is an important cause and are looking to donate a portion of the evening's proceeds to support UNICEF's emergency response in the Middle East.

Hundreds of thousands of children have been displaced and thousands more have been traumatized by an environment of extraordinary insecurity and anxiety. Many children were injured during the crisis and they continue to be vulnerable to unexploded bombs and landmines, susceptible to disease and at risk for long-term psychological trauma.

UNICEF and its partners have mobilized quickly to provide relief by supplying clean drinking water, medicine and other basic essentials; protecting children from the threat of unexploded cluster bombs; and to immunize them against preventable diseases.

If you aren't able to make it out to our event or would like to make a further personal contribution to UNICEF Canada, please check the following link for further information: http://www.unicef.ca/portal/Smartdefault.aspx?at=1705

Thanks again for your support - see you on Friday!

Check your inbox.. thanks

What's the $3 drink special?

a drink for 3$

A dependable source tells me it's Rum and Cokes.

o sweet nectar of the gods.. gives me strength to face the facial implants

$3 rum and coke?!?!? SWEEEEEEET!