Someone call Alanis Morisette.
http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=137459
"Johnson is flat on her back in the hospital with four compressed vertebrae. Flat on her back, the same way she ended up inside her old Subaru Sunday morning when a semi trailer, rounding a bend from the Crosstown Freeway onto I-35W rolled over on top of her.
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When she felt liquid dripping, Johnson feared it was fuel. When a can of beer landed near her hand, she realized that heavy truck had been carrying Bud Light. Her first reaction,
"I'm going to die by being crushed by beer and I don't even drink.""