Telus Montreal is still looking for a few extra paddlers, male and female.

We're looking for:
1) Good attitude and a willingness to push yourself.
2) Fitness and strength would help with the latter above. Don't be shy if you are lighter framed than some of our current brutes. This will probably be good for us.
3) Paddling experience would be great but not required at all. We add rookies every year, just to keep the coach on his toes.

Contact benxiii@hotmail.com for more details.

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I second that,

Please help Telus.

But how about the children?

Please won't anyone think about the CHILDREN?!?!

Alfred and Peter might be interested.

As noted before, the email is benxiii@hotmail.com. Drop him a line with contact info or pass the message on.

Thanks

Do you have any TP for my bunghole?

The fitness test for Telus is to be able to get along and co-exist with their women for a whole season. I hear they're not a friendly group

TELUS are such a NICE bunch of people.

Is this what you needed to read? Should I change it up? Does it get you all excited?

Not bad, it took almost two weeks before someone brought up bung holes and the trolls started wandering in from the other threads.

Contact email remains as in the first post, thanks.

Are you threatening me?

I hear a lot of good teams from last year are looking for paddlers what's happening is their a lack of paddlers in LA BELLE Poutine ?

Could someone bring in a translator for that last post, please? I think it was English, but I'm not sure.

(Behold the decline of western civilization... I swear to GOD, you should have to pass a language proficiency test to be able to post here.)

"I hear a lot of good teams from last year are looking for paddlers what's happening is their a lack of paddlers in LA BELLE Poutine ?"

Not sure, but evidently, there appears to be lack of literate posters where you come from.

their should be there

TABERNAC Maudit anglais

Whatever, Frenchy.

The top Montreal teams are short of paddlers this year because most of them have been outsourced to India. If you want to ask them yourselves, please call tech support.