10. You feel comfortable walking around in unis and spandex - between races.

9. Brother’s wedding or the Montreal Dragon Boat Festival? Why, that practically answers itself.

8. You hit the 'refresh' button at least 350 times between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday when you're on the 'Dragon Boat Rankings' site.

7. Instead of the typical Tasmanian Devil or butterfly tattoo, you decide to get a dragon with “DRAGONBOAT OR DIE” underneath it.

6. After a meeting, you form a line outside the board room and high-five everyone as they file out.

5. When running to catch the last GO train out of Union with your friends, you yell “series in 5...4…3…2…1”.

4. When stopped at an intersection, you see a car creeping over the solid white line and yell “man in the red Ford…back it down or you’re disqualified!”

3. You have calluses on your ass and palms the size of quarters.

2. You argue with a 90 year old lady who is sitting in the middle of the bus claiming that you always sit in the ‘engine room’.

1. After a bout of lovemaking with your significant other, you say ‘let it run”.

#11. The only way that your wife can arouse you is by saying these beautiful words..........Attention Please!

10. You consider stopping on a dime from full speed, the only way to drive a car.

9. You've missed your brother's, sister's and entire family's birthday's for the past year becuase you had to go training, and then fell asleep.

8. You know what a heart attack feels like already.

7. All your clothes stink. You've washed them thirty thousand times.

6. Your friends really really admire you for your dedication to your sport....but, they still think your mad - and friends...what are they ??

5. Everything in life lasts about 2mins 10 seconds....unless your Canada Life, whereby its 5seconds quicker.....

4. Your starting to resemble the body shape of a gorilla.

3. Your girlfriend has asked you to stop counting after the first five strokes....which were long, deep and hard.

2. You lost the pace with her after the second series...

1. You finished way, way too far ahead of her....

Your boss has to yell

"READY READY"

to get you off the bloody Rankings Forum and back to work

You're entire team spend their vacation time on YOU'RE honeymoon.....

Paddles Up!
You know you and/or your husband are dragon boater(s) when he walks into the bedroom for a little loving and says "PADDLE'S UP"

Cajun Blu that one's for you!!!!!

HAHAH I really think I hurt something reading these posts. Keep up the good work all.

This one always makes me laugh.