Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
Posted Jul 26, 2008 9:33 PM
Chapter 2: (Santa a Vampire?)
The group had arrived to the place, noticing the broken window. They passed a boarded window with everything inside being messy. The skeleton and vampire squirrel looked concern as they arrived to the door.
Future Grim: Weird.
Batula: Vhere is everyone?
Sonic: Only one way to find out.
The hedgehog rang the doorbell.
Future Mandy: If Santa did exist, I say he needs a few decorating tips.
Tails: I don't think it's like this on purpose.
The skeleton tried turning the knob, but it was locked.
Future Grim: The door's locked and no one's answering.
Mr. Blik: If you saw the grim reaper at your door, would you answer it?
They glanced at him.
Mr. Blik: What?
Future Grim: Good point. But usually, there's at least some frighten screaming.
Then, he realized something, taking something out of his pocket.
Future Grim: Hang on, I got something that'll get us inside.
All: What?
He then showed a key to them.
Future Grim: A skeleton key!
A rimshot was heard, followed by a snowball hit to Grim.
Nack: (to Don) Nice aim.
The door was unlocked before it opened. The group looked inside.
Future Grim: Easy as pie.
Bunnie: Oh my stars.
Sally: My goodness.
Just then, the sleigh crashed through the wall before both Waffle and Future Billy peeked from inside the sleigh.
Mr. Blik: Dammit, Waffle!
Future Grim: Dang it, Billy, why do you always gotta be-
Just then, the light turned on.
Voice: Grim?
Then, an elderly woman came from behind the table, smiling.
Umana: Mrs. Claus?
Mrs. Claus: Oh, thank goodness it's only you.
Many elves peeked from behind the table as well.
Mrs. Claus: It's okay, everyone, it's only Death. You can all come out.
Then, many elves from everywhere around the building came out.
Batula: Ze Vendequem.
Amy Rose: Vendequem?
Oliver: I thought they were elves.
Diana: They even look like elves.
Batula: No, no. It's vhat ze elves were called back in ancient times when magic vas more powerful.
Mrs. Claus: Oh, Grim, I'm so glad you're here!
She then hugged the skeleton too tightly.
Mrs. Claus: (sniffs) It's been horrible, just horrible!
Future Grim: (choking) Um...um...
Future Mandy: (surprised) It's Mrs. Claus. THE Mrs. Claus. Then that means...
Future Billy: (grins) I was right! Santa is real! I think this calls for the "Billy Was Right" dance.
Billy then started doing silly dance moves, much to the others' annoyance.
Shenzi: And I thought Banzai and Ed were dumb.
Waffle: (notices) That's not how you do it. Let me and my newts show you!
Then, Waffle brought out his newts as he and the newts danced with Billy, much to Mr. Blik's annoyance.
Mr. Blik: You've got to be joking!
Cream: So Mr. Count, you know about the elves' history?
Batula: You think just because I have belonged to a castle for over 300 years, doesn't mean I go out into ze world...vell, mostly at night.
Sally: Please explain.
Batula: You see...when I have travelled, I had stumbled, at one point, to a magical realm. Zere, I have seen ze elves. Mostly, only children could see zem because of their childhood essence and only zose pure hearted can tell an elf when zey see one.
Marine: Are they like Hylians or Kokiri?
Batula: Uh, no. However, I have learned zat elves are fond of making things for children. Back zen, they were deliverers, but as civilizations continued to rise and fall, it became more dangerous for them, thus they could not give any toys to ze children.
Hope: How awful.
Batula: (sighs) Anyvay, I have learned zey have to find a pure hearted couple, two who could not bear children and love children everywhere, zat he himself vould be a craftsman, artisan, and skilled toymaker".
Kids: Wow...
Diana's tail touched Oliver's, much to the two's notice. The two yelped a bit, removing their tails as they chuckled.
Both: Sorry.
Batula: Zat is vhy zere is a Santa Claus along vith his wife, Nancy "Anya" Claus.
Wolfos: I thought it was Scott-
Ze Professor: No, it is not like ze Santa Clause movies.
With Grim, he was forced off of her as he spoke.
Future Grim: Nancy, calm down. (pats her hand) Calm down and tell us what's going on.
She looked worried a bit before about to hug Grim again.
Future Grim: Oh no, not again!
He was hugged too tightly as she spoke.
Mrs. Claus: I think it'd be best if you all saw for yourselves.
She dragged the skeleton with most of the others following with Waffle, Future Billy, and the newts dancing behind before they were tripped by Mr. Blik onto the ground.
Mr. Blik: How we got stuck with these idiots, I'll never know!