Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
Anonymous Posted Jul 30, 2008 8:32 PM
Part 4: Return to Santa's
The vampire that had just resurrected glanced at the floor that had remaining ash stains.
Von Ghoulish: What have you done?! Do you realize that I'll be picking ash out of my bedroom carpet for eternity?
Nack: Hey, didn't I just destroy you?
Batula: Your aim was lousy.
Nack: What!? I always hit my target!
Batula: Trust me, you didn't aim at ze heart.
Nack: I did too hit the heart!
Von Ghoulish: He's right. You staked a little too far to the left.
Nack: (anger mark) Traitor!
He then took out a handheld vacuum cleaner with a stake on it.
Von Ghoulish: You've hit my trusty vacuum cleaner.
He turned it on, then the stake was out of it. He vacuumed it up, much to some of them's annoyance.
Von Ghoulish: Besides, you don't want the head vampire. You want the Head Head Vampire!
Mr. Blik: (sweatdrops) The Head Head Vampire?
Von Ghoulish: (rolls eyes) Yes...they did this whole "organization" thing a couple hundred years ago. Doesn't make much sense to me.
Batula: (angrily) You mean to tell me I killed ze one zat bit me when he killed Umana back when our love vas forbidden for nothing!? And you're telling me now zat zere's a Head Head Vampire that could had cured me when my love back then was still alive?! How come I vas not informed about it!?
Von Ghoulish: Well, to be honest, many of us barely even know about vampires in the Panther Country.
Conker: I thought it was the Windy Ruins.
Berri: Like we heard Windy was destroyed while Conker and Rodent were out looking for Gregg to get me.
Sally: At any rate, we have to defeat him.
Nack: Or spray holy water on him.
Von Ghoulish: N-n-now what was I talking about? Oh yes, yes, the Head Head Vampire.
He pondered a bit.
Von Ghoulish: I think he was here for my Labor Day Suare. I definitely remember him if I see him.
Future Mandy: If he spill something on your rug, I bet you'd remember what he looks like.
He then made a scary face.
Von Ghoulish: This!
Future Jack Spicer: Well, sorry about the mess.
Future Mandy: Come on, Grim. Christmas is cancelled unless we can find and destroy the Head Head Vampire. So hop to it!
The others began to leave.
Future Grim: See ya, Baron. We're off to save Chirstmas.
That excited the royal vampire as he smiled.
Von Ghoulish: Save Chirstmas? Wait, wait, wait!
He turned into a bat, flying in front of the group, changing back as he smiled.
Von Ghoulish: Can I go with you? I've always wanted to save Christmas, ever since I was a boy.
(Flashback)
It showed a very young Baron Von Ghoulish coloring with the other children as he smiled.
Von Ghoulish: Someday, I'm going to save Christmas.
(End Flashback)
Patch looked a bit more worried.
Umana: Patch, is something wrong?
Patch: Wrong? Uh, whatever for?
Future Mandy: (to Von Ghoulish) Sorry, you can't come. You'd be dead weight.
Future Grim: Undead weight. Ha-ha-ha!
Von Ghoulish: Aw, please?
Bunnie: Well, he did ask nicely.
Future Grim: Come on, Mandy. (smiles) I've always wanted to save Christmas with a vampire sidekick ever since I was a little boy.
(Flashback)
It then showed a young Grim in the class drawing a picture.
Grim: Someday, I'll save Christmas with a vampire!
A rimshot was heard before a snowball hit the young skeleton.
Carl's Voice: Hey, he asked for it!
(End Flashback)
Mandy sighed as she spoke.
Future Mandy: All right, fine, but he's your responsibility, Grim.
With that, they headed off with Von Ghoulish smiling.
Von Ghoulish & Grim: Hoorah!
Out in the snowy area, the two began singing.
Von Ghoulish: (singing) Now we're off
Future Grim: (singing) Yes, we're off
Both: (singing) We're off to save Christmas
Future Grim: (singing) Off to sing Christmas
Von Ghoulish: (singing) We're cold
Future Grim: (singing) Super cold
The baron and Grim came out of the snowman.
Von Ghoulish: (singing) Yes, we forgot our jackets
Both: (singing) 'Cause we didn't bring our jackets
So we'll freeze
And we'll-
Future Mandy: Can it, you two. All right, Baron, if you know the way, let's hear it, because...we're lost.
Both: (singing) And we're lost
Oh, so lost
And we can't feel our fingers
No we can't feel our-
Future Mandy: (glares) I said knock it off!
To their surprise, when they turned, they saw both Grim and Von Ghoulish frozen solid.
Future Mandy: (annoyed) Great, I get to spend Christmas in July with a couple of dorks-icles.
They pushed the frozen two, heading back. Back with Billy's group, the kids with their new robots were pouring the ingredients into a huge mixer. Billy looked at Mrs. Claus before she nodded. He prepared to pour the sugar, but tripped and fell in the batter.
Cream: Billy!
He sank into the batter. Then, down below, many Gingerbread Houses were made as two Gingerbread people came to it.
Gingerbread Man: Oh, this one has two bedrooms and three bathrooms.
Just then, Billy came out of the house that was made, gobbling the couple up. Outside, Tails and Cosmo were tending the reindeer while Cosmo noticed Rudolph's nose stopped glowing.
Cosmo: Oh, you poor thing. Let me help you.
She touched his nose, making it glow brightly once more.
Tails: There, now you're helped.
Rudolph: (smiles) Thank you.
They came in while Future Billy looked down.
Mrs. Claus: Excellent work, kids.
As the sad Billy spoke next, the creepy eyes continued to follow.
Future Billy: It doesn't matter. Santa's a monster and Christmas will be ruined!
Mrs. Claus: Don't say that, Billy.
Future Billy: But I just did.
Mrs. Claus: Billy, kids, you are all what Christmas is all about.
Waffle: Really?
Future Billy: (grins) So if Santa stays a vampire, can I have his sleigh?
Mrs. Claus: Children, you're the only ones who's offered to be any help. You're the only ones who's ever showed me any good will.
The kids smiled a bit.
Roll: Wow...
Future Billy: (pauses) Can we have pie?
The others fell while Eve chuckled and Wall-E looked amused.
Mrs. Claus: You will always have a special place in my heart and in the new world order.
Wolfos: New World Order?
Tails: Uh, thanks for the confidence.
Future Dot: Yeah.
Snoopy: Come on, guys. Let's check to see if there's anything else we can do to help cure Santa.
They nodded, leaving Billy, Mrs. Claus, Waffle, and the robots. Just as they were gone, the door busted open as Mandy's group had arrived.
Future Mandy: Ghoulish isn't our vampire, Mrs. C.
Mrs. Claus: Hmm...uh, maybe you can ask Santa what he saw before he was bitten.
All: Right.
Rika: Right, retrace his steps, maybe pull a couple of his teeth for DNA samples.
Future Billy: (grins) Mandy! I'm getting presents in the New World Order! Mrs. Claus said so!
Waffle: Me too!
Patch: Guys...I should tell you that-
He then noticed the others gone. He sighed sadly.
Patch: Oh man, now they'll find out too late.
Voice: Just like it's too late for you!
Just then, a shadow overcame him as everything in his world went black. Back with Mrs. Claus, she led the group to Santa's area.
Mrs. Claus: Now off to the cellar with the lot of you. Christmas won't save itself.
With that, almost everyone, minus Mrs. Claus, Billy, and Waffle headed down the cellar. Before Grim could follow, the old woman stopped him.
Mrs. Claus: Well, would you look at that. Your scythe is filthy. (takes it) Let me clean that up for you.
Future Grim: Oh, thanks.
Only Batula stayed for a moment.
Nack: (drags him) Come on!
Inside, the group looked a bit concern.
Future Mandy: This isn't right.
Just then, the door was shut before they noticed the coffin opened and the chains were unlocked.
Wheezy: Uh, where's Santa?
Smart A**: Everyone, Santa's loose!
Just then, Santa attacked.
Santa: I HUNGER FOR BLOOD! HO-HO-HO!
Ed: AHHH!!
Banzai & Shenzi: VAMPIRE!!
Back with Billy, he and Waffle were confused.
Future Billy: What happened to Grim and Mandy and the skinny guy and the others?
Mrs. Claus: Well, you see, Billy. They were naughty. Even the pure hearted one have naughtiness. And sometimes terrible things happen to naughty people.
Santa's Voice: I WANT TO BITE YOUR NECK!
Greasy: Shut up! Your shouting's worse than Loud's!
Voices: YOU WHAT?!
Then, she turned, noticing everyone else noticing.
Tails: You think even the pure hearted are evil!? That's just very wrong!
Cream: They're our friends! And those were my parents and husband down there!
Waffle: (ignoring) Well, you heard Mrs. Claus, guys.
Future Billy: See ya.
The two left, much to the others' annoyance. The kids banged on the door.
Cosmo: Guys, can you hear us?
Hope: Mom! Dad!
Penny Mouse: Everyone!
Back inside, the group was dodging the vampire Santa more.
Pinky: Narf, this is the end!
Brain: This is the dumbest way to die.
Future Mandy: (sarcastically) Nice job, bonehead, giving your scythe to Mrs. Claus.
Manic: (to the door) Kids, hang in there! I'll see if I can unlock the door.
Sonia: This is just great!
The others backed away while Manic was unlocking the door. Then, Von Ghoulish realized something.
Von Ghoulish: Hey, you know what?
Future Jack Spicer: What?
Von Ghoulish: I think I remembered: Mrs. Claus is the Head Head Vampire.
Renamon: (glares) That would have been useful information a few seconds ago!
Batula: Ugh, I knew it had to be her!
Rouge: Why do you say that?
Batula: Remember Anya's story? It vas all a lie! She didn't find Santa trying to bite ze elves...she bit him and zey turned ze elves into vampires!
All: What?!
Future Grim: I'm losing my Christmas cheer. Talk to him, Von Ghoulish, he's your undead brother.
Von Ghoulish: It's not like we have a secret handshake.
Nack: Bats?
Batula: Don't look at me! If I bit him, I could control him. But if someone not in my clan bit him, zat's another story!
Nack: (sarcastically) Thanks alot.
Future Mandy: Does anyone have any useful ideas on staying alive?
Future Jack Spicer: I don't have any Shen Gong Wu, yeesh! I lost them!
Von Ghoulish: When I'm in the mood and baring my fangs, I always enjoy a good song.
Tails: (from outside) Guys, Santa is still in there somewhere, try to bring out his Christmas spirit!
Future Mandy: I think I rather be a vampire.
She dodged Santa's claws before she got on top of the present, then she began to sing very fast with a worried look on her face.
Future Mandy: (singing) Up on the rooftop reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Clause
Down thru the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones
Christmas joys
Santa neared her, but stopped as the ones inside watched.
Future Mandy: (singing) Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with
Good Saint Nick
He looked at Mandy's puppy eyes while he let down his claws.
Future Mandy: (singing) First comes the stocking
Of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa
Fill it well
Give her a dolly
That laughs and cries
One that will open
And shut her eyes
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t-
Von Ghoulish: Big finish!
Future Mandy: (singing) GOOOOO!
They forced her to smile while Santa finally stopped, looking confused.
Santa: What's going on?
Banzai: Strange, you sound like that dumb parrot.
Shenzi: Or that robot turkey.
Future Mandy then neared Santa, much to Batula's worry.
Future Mandy: (girly voice) You know what I want for Christmas, Santa?
Santa: What do you want for Christmas, little girl?
Batula: Mandy, don't!
It was too late as Future Mandy brought out a stake filled with holy water on it, pouncing to Santa.
Future Mandy: (normal voice) I want the world to be free of you blood sucking monsters! Good or evil!
Batula: (angrily) YOU ARE SO VAMPIRE RACIST!
Quickly, Batula snapped his fingers as flames encircled Future Mandy, forcing her off of Santa.
Future Mandy: Gah!
Batula: Zat's for ze vampire racism.
Future Mandy: I'm not a racist!
Gordon: Then why do you hate religion and like everything evil?
Future Mandy: Shut the f*** up!
Ze Professor: I'm only wanting to know how he learned zat spell, even though vampires aren't technically casters of fire.
Batula: First of all, I'm not an ordinary vampire, I'm a Nobody. Secondly, vhen you take ze time to read, you tend to learn a few things.
Grim whistled before a familiar scythe came down.
Future Grim: We're here to save Christmas, Mandy, not ruin it again.
She was dragged by everyone.
Future Mandy: (to Santa) You're lucky that Death, Batula, and the Neo Outsiders were here to save you this time, fat man.
He growled while Grim opened a portal. They quickly entered before the portal closed. Santa tried going, but it was too late. Santa growled in anger.