Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
Posted Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM
Part 5: The True Enemy
A bit later, as almost everyone (minus Billy & Waffle who were doing other things) were reunited, the group glanced at Mrs. Claus, who looked down.
Mrs. Claus: So, now you know the truth.
She then transformed to a blue skinned vampire woman.
Mrs. Claus: I am the Head Head Vampire! BLAAAAAH!
Future Mandy: Again, hello, 5 minutes ago.
Batula: Zat is so a sterotype on vampires anyvay.
Mrs. Claus: (angrily to Von Ghoulish) And you! What kind of a vampire are you?! I sent them to you so you could destroy them!
Von Ghoulish: Oh, I don't destroy anymore. Too messy. But I did give them a stern talking to. He-he-he.
She angrily growled to him.
Von Ghoulish: Gotta go!
He jumped into a new Christmas tree, hiding there.
Dingo: So you made Santa a vampire!
Future Mandy: Boy, you must really hate him.
Mrs. Claus: Oh, no, no, no. I don't hate him. I love Santa very much.
She then looked at a picture of Santa.
Mrs. Claus: I still remember the day we met.
Nack: I can tell this is gonna be boring.
(Flashback)
In the past, we see a young Claus heading to an outhouse.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: Oh-ho-ho, he was a jolly guy, with his odd desire to give presents to total strangers.
He was punched away. It then showed Santa trying to leave a present to a woman.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: But there were never any takers.
He was hit on the head with the umbrella. The present was thrown away before he took it.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: That is, of course, until he met me.
There, he saw a young Anya (though with a tooth missing). He then gave a sly grin.
Claus: Growl!
It then showed Claus with Anya at a donation (illegal) area where Santa was giving some blood of his to a child.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: He was the first man to show me the joys of giving blood instead of taking it.
It showed a bloody heart saying "I Love You" on it. It then showed the two getting married.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: So, we got married and bought a little pole of our own.
It then showed the events of the Santa Claus movie prologue before it showed Santa taking care of the charts, the elves working on the toys, and Mrs. Claus taking care of the orders.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: We had two reindeer at the time, but never any children. Thus, my husband was chosen as was I to live eternally to deliver gifts to all the good children. Knowing it would be alot of work, we agreed to always work as a team.
It then showed the events of the main plot up to the end.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: Then, after a few rough ends, we adopted Joe and Cornella into the family.
It then showed a fatter (and a little older) Anya working in the office doing chores while Santa (present form) was on the net.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: But as the years passed, Santa became more and more preoccupied with checking his list.
The woman was looking extremely pissed off while her voice continued.
Mrs. Claus' Voice: And who do you think was left to do all the work?
(End Flashback)
Nack: You?
Mrs. Claus: Santa works 1 day a year and I work my fingers to the bone in the other 364, never a moment's rest. I've had it!
Cream: If that's true, how come I don't see your adopted kids?
Mrs. Claus: I only call Cornella my other child because she's about to marry my adopted son, Joe.
Tails: Wait, what about all the other Christmases he helped alot in? Why wasn't he lazy there? And how come every time someone meets Santa, he looks different in every encounter?
Psycho: Don't think too hard, Fox Boy. It'll be too hard to keep up.
Sarah: We need to know where your kid and future daughter-in-law are.
Voice: Why don't you ask me?
Just then, they gasped, noticing a familiar vizier appearing, with Wall-E hiding behind Eve.
All: The Vizier!
Mrs. Claus: You see, when I wanted to do something about it, he appeared recently. He was a bit of some good help, but he wanted a price.
Vizier: Let me explain...I had explained to her that since she's a born vampire, she should bite Santa. Of course, her brats overheard. So I locked them away.
Mrs. Claus: He said that he would harm them both if I don't do as he said, so I turned him into a vampire, just like he did with all the elves.
All: What!?
Future Mandy: Look, lady, sorry about your marriage problems, but I know what you're both up to. You have Santa turn into a vampire, and then you'd have him travel down every chimney in the world and turn everyone else into vampires.
Future Grim: Yeah! You can't have Christmas until you pry it from my cold dead hand!
Mrs. Claus: Actually, I just wanted a little break.
Vizier: (smirks) Actually, that sounds like a marvelous idea, better than taking over the whole Claus family, especially the brats! Hope you don't mind if we steal it! MINIONS!!
Just then, many elves, including ones familiar, and two figures in cloaks came.
Amy: It's the kids, oh, thank goodness you two are all right-
Just then, the cloaks were removed as the elves all transformed into vampires with two more vampires who were once human appeared.
Amy: AHHH! NEVERMIND!
The vampires turned to bats, charging to the group.
Future Mandy: Oh, this isn't good.
Back with Future Billy, he and Waffle turned on the light to Santa's office.
Waffle: Hello?
Future Billy: What is this place?
There, they saw the name on the office desk.
Future Billy: This must be Santa's private study!
The dumb boy went to the desk, sitting on the chair. He sniffed the pin before sticking both sides into his nose.
Future Billy: Santa's private pen!
He wrote on the desk, then on the screen really hard, breaking it before putting it back. The pen broke with the computer being destroyed.
Waffle: (notices) Ooooh! Look there
There, they went to the glass before they noticed the sign.
Future Billy: (reading) "In case of Vampire attack, break glass."
Waffle took the hammer, tapping the glass, which broke.
Future Billy: Well, that was fun.
The two began walking away before the screen turned on. Then, a hologram image of Santa played before the two came back, noticing.
Santa: Ho-ho-ho! If you're getting this message, I've been bitten fo' sure. And there's only one way to return me and maybe my kids, if they get bitten, to normal and save Christmas.
Both of them nodded.
Santa: Great. First, you'll need uh...a medium sized bowl.
The two headed off, then came back with the bowl.
Santa: Good. A, um, a popsicle stick and a cotton swab.
Waffle took the two out from his mouth, then placed it in the bowl.
Santa: Baking soda.
Future Billy poured the whole box from his pocket into the bowl. The two then sneezed.
Both: Ah-choo!
They were both covered with baking soda.
Santa: Gesundheit.
Back with the Neo Outsiders, Future Grim noticed the toy room door opened.
Future Grim: Quick, everyone, the toy room!
Quickly, the group entered the toy room, locking out the vampire elves. Inside, they panted as Amy sighed.
Amy: Can't get worse than this.
Grim screamed as they noticed more vampires, including Joe and Cornella.
Umana: You had to say it!
The vampires hissed as many of them neared the group. Future Grim tried using his scythe, but unfortunately, the top froze.
Future Grim: The scythe's magic is frozen! We're doomed!
Amy: Not on my watch!
The others prepared to attack while Grim's scythe got caught in the toy hook. The non-fighters (and Future Mandy) jumped, holding onto Grim as the vampires missed. The others attacked the kid vampires and the ones they knew.
Tails: Guys, it's us!
Cream: Please stop!
The remaining ones chased the non-fighters, though they each kicked them away. Quickly, Jack, Rika, and Mandy tossed each toy to them. Finally, Mandy grabbed a doll.
Future Mandy: All right, boys, it's playtime.
She squeezed it, squirting the vampires with the water from below the doll's squirter.
Doll: I wet myself.
Just then, they slipped and fell, falling into a conveyor belt with a barrel full of toy monkeys. They got off.
Future Mandy: I think we lost them.
Patch: That's what you think!
Grim attacked the vampire elves with the others skateboarding the conveyor.
Future Grim: (notices) Hey!
They jumped off, heading below, with Future Grim slipping on the board and falling down. All while Future Grim was being mauled by the vampires.
Future Grim: Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh, not the face! Ah! Ahhh! AHHH!! AHHHHHHH!
He touched the button from an action figure, then toy bullets hit the vampires, knocking them away. Grim smiled and laughed before one more hit him. He then fell into a bowl.
Future Grim: AHHH!!
He landed on the sphere with Mandy's group. The group of bats headed to them, but Mandy used the hool-a-hoop, trapping them before they fell, bouncing on a trampoline. Jack hit them with a guitar, then they bounced back up, noticing heavy items shoved by the group. The vampires fell all the way down until they crashed to the ground.
Future Mandy: I only like elves when they're making cookies.
Future Jack Spicer: I hope the others are doing okay.
They came out of the bucket as they looked down. Grim laughed at the site. Just then, Grim was knocked down by a giant teddy bear.
Rika: Dork.
Future Mandy: Idiot.
Mr. Blik: Jackass!
They glared at him.
Mr. Blik: What? Can't I have some snappy comeback remark too?
The group headed down while Future Grim crashed to the vampires, being attacked by the freed vampires once more with Future Mandy's group carrying knives, stakes, and pointy ends to toys.
Future Mandy: All right, Grim, you take care of those guys. We'll find and get the Head Head Vampire.
They continued onward, all while Sonic's group kept attacking the elves and kids. The group dodged the fangs with Batula firing thunder and ice spells, shocking and freezing them.
Amy: All right! Way to go! Nothing can go wrong now.
Just then, a blast hit Amy, making a hole through Amy. Amy gasped, coughing as she fell down, coughing. The Vizier laughed cruelly as Sally was surprised.
Sally: Amy!
Sonic: No!
They gasped as they looked at Amy, who was in pain.
Stupid: Oh no...
Bunnie: Amy Rose, hang in there.
With Mandy's group, they came to the cave, noticing the huge figure.
Future Mandy: All right, lady, let's go.
Future Jack Spicer: You and us, right now!
Mrs. Claus came down, looking at them.
Mrs. Claus: Let's.
She then spinned around, with the others looking concern. Just then, she stopped, turned into a huge giant bat. The giant bat roared to them with slime and blood.
Future Jack Spicer: Gross, and I thought she was ugly before.