Re: Neo Outsiders Holiday Special 4: Vampire Santa Arc
Posted Jul 31, 2008 8:45 PM
Part 6: Cure, Revealation, and Sacrifice
With two familiar figures, Billy and Waffle carried a bowl of something cooked.
Future Billy: Hey, everybody, vampire antidote right here!
Waffle: Hot, and a zesty!
The bats were busy hitting Grim.
Future Billy: (passing by) Homestyle fresh!
Only Joe and Cornella followed.
Waffle: Hi, Grim.
The bats continued hitting Grim. The two with the vampires closing by only passed the growling bat with Mandy's group.
Future Billy: Ex-squeeze us, ladies.
Finally, Billy, Waffle, Joe, and Cornella came to the coffin. The coffin opened as Santa growled. Waffle then opened the top, revealing cookies. Santa sniffed, then continued sniffing as he smiled for a few moments before he finally spoke.
Santa: COOKIES!
Future Billy: And milk!
Waffle: (to Joe & Cornella) We got more.
He then showed two cookies to them.
Waffle: Here are yours.
The two looked confused, but shrugged and ate their cookes as Santa ate the bowl full of one dozen cookies. When they were done, Santa put the bowl down. He belched for a few moments before sliding down back to the coffin. Just then, the coffin inside along with the two kids glowed.
Both: Oooohhh...
Back with Sonic's group, the others glared at the Vizier with Umana holding Amy.
Knuckles: You monster!
Vizier: Look who's calling who a monster? You're working with a damn hybrid mutt!
Batula: (anger mark) Did you just call me a hybrid mutt!?
Cream: I bet you were using the Clauses to destroy Christmas again!
Scott: It's time we end this, now!
Vizier: I'll make sure I destroy you, then find a way back to Toyland to destroy the prince, and to the Land of the Dolls to destroy those damn Toys Next Door!
All: Huh?
Vizier: Oh, I forgot, I don't think you know the reason why I hate the Kids Next Door...perhaps this form would help figure it out. I was getting tired of this human form anyway...
Flames engulfed him. Just then, the group looked shocked as they saw the Vizier transforming into a shadowy, yet familiar form.
All: FATHER!
Tails: It's the toy version of Father!
Father (Toy): You are correct, Fox Boy. Christmas, bah! I hate it! And I hate the Clauses!
Sonia: Why did you do it? What did they do to you?
Father (Toy): You mean what they didn't do: give me to a child that I could be worshipped by. Those Toys Next Door ruined my chances and exposed my plans to take over the planet! Then I used a spell that could turn me to a human only once. I used it to try taking over Toyland, but that was ruined.
Manic: Dude, you're a jerk! And you killed Amy!
Amy: (coughs) Still alive...barely.
Umana: Hang on!
Father (Toy): Ha-ha-ha! She'll be dead in a few minutes, and you don't even have your resurrection crew!
Penny Mouse: How did you know about that?
Voices: (monotone) Why don't you ask us?
Just then, a portal opened, revealing some familiar children.
Scott: The toy versions of the Delightful Children from Down the Lane!
They noticed an empty bottle of "rat transformation" on one of the toys' hands.
Sonic: They took on the form of rats temporarily!
Sally: That explains why five of the rats we gathered were always stuck together.
Cosmo: How could you six do this!?
Father (Toy): You know our reasons!
Delightful Children (Toy): And best of all, we will make sure we finish them off permanently when it's all over! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Mrs. Claus, meanwhile, kept fighting the group before she heard three voices.
Santa's Voice: Hey, Nancy!
Joe's Voice: Mom!
Cornella: Anya!
The group heard the voices. The groups turned, noticing Santa, Joe, and Cornella all normal.
Father (Toy): What!?
She went to her husband.
Santa: Billy says that all he wants for Christmas is for us to get along.
Future Billy: Mrs. Claus, Christmas isn't about destroying your enemies and taking over the world with your vampire army.
He then pulled out some stockings, cookies, and candy.
Future Billy: Just about stockings, and candy, and Christmas cookies. It's about the never ending presents and that Santa will bring some. It's about helping people and licking cake beaters.
Waffle: And most of all, it's about Jesus Christ and all the wonderful things that had happened.
Future Billy: Sure, we sometimes eat the yellow snow, but at Christmas time, even if it's July, it tastes just a little bit better.
Santa: Billy also says that all this work is driving you a little "batty".
Waffle: (glances) And?
He sighed a bit.
Santa: I'm sorry.
Joe and Cornella hugged as Mrs. Claus felt touched.
Mrs. Claus: (smiles) Oh, Cookie-Face, I've been so foolish.
The six evil toys gasped at her transforming back to normal.
Father (Toy): NO!!!
Mrs. Claus: (runs to Santa) I just can't stay mad at you!
Santa: (smiles) Me either.
They both went to one another kissing each other.
Delightful Children (Toy): How disgusting!
Future Billy: Well, our work is done here.
Waffle: And good thing, too.
Father (Toy): GRAH! ANOTHER CHANCE OF VENGEANCE GONE!!!
The others glared at him before he chuckled sheepishly.
Father (Toy): Uh, I'll be going now.
Delightful Children (Toy): Us too!
They hurried out of the area before they noticed a portal.
Voice: If you wish to live, come with me.
The six jumped in.
Batula: Get back here!
He jumped toward the portal, but it was gone.
Batula: Who was he?
Just then, the group looked back at Amy.
Amy: Guys...I don't think I'll make it.
Dingo: Come on, hang in there!
Vector: How can she? We don't have Shari nor the others that can resurrect people.
Batula sighed, taking out a spell book.
Batula: Zere is one way...
He opened the book, with everyone looking at the spell.
Rodent: (reading) "Resurrection/Ultimate Healing Spell: This spell can bring back the person that was either killed or is nearing death. The only price would be-"
Stupid: Duh, would $3.95 work for the price?
Cream: That's not what he was gonna say!
Umana: (sadly) Actually the price is that one of us would have to become one.
They gasped at what she said.
Roll: Umana...
She looked at Amy, then at Batula.
Batula: One of us must sacrifice ourselves...I vant to know who should do it.
They looked concern before Umana sighed.
Umana: I'll do it. (hugs Batula) Even though I'll be Amy, I won't be forgotten.
Amy: Umana...
Batula and Umana each shed a tear, kissing one another before the female turned, placing her hand on Amy's huge wound.
Umana: Do it.
He nodded, reading the incantation in the book. The spell was cast as Umana started glowing. Amy looked surprised as Umana started fading while Amy's wound was closing up.
Amy: Umana!
Umana: I think it's better this way.
With that, she saw Umana turning to a white spear, going inside Amy. She gasped as she was completely healed. Amy stood up, completely healed as she looked surprised.
Amy: She...she gave her own life to let me live.
Batula sighed sadly before Amy looked at him. She then hugged him as she spoke sadly.
Amy: I'm sorry...I really am.
She noticed the vampire squirrel hugging her a bit tighter, but only gave out a sad smile while we see a faint image of Umana before we see Amy again. Sometime later, the group looked at most of the healed elves (who had taken the remaining cookies) and the Clauses.
Mrs. Claus: I'm sorry we put you through all of this. But I can't do the work of a thousand men. All I want for Christmas is some help.
Joe: Yeah, if only there was a way to wrap that up and put that under the tree.
Cornella: (notices) Look.
Just then, from out of the tree came a familiar vampire.
Von Ghoulish: Is it over?
He then noticed something filthy.
Von Ghoulish: Ugh, this place is a mess! I mean this is unacceptable!
He got out of the tree, then took off his coat, placing on an apron, sweeping the floor with a broom.
Von Ghoulish: Only humans can live like this!
Cornella: We're human, too, you know.
Nack: (pauses) Is Von Ghoulish a gay vampire?
Future Mandy: Well, maybe we can work something out.
Roll: Santa, we gotta ask you: aren't you afraid that this will happen again?
Sleet: He has a point. I mean your wife's a vampire of unknown origin!
Mrs. Claus: I was actually born in a British vampire organization before I met Santa and disowned it.
Joe and Cornella looked a bit concern and a little worried once more.
Santa: Roll, Sleet, we can't help who we fall in love with. My wife was a vampire long before I met her.
Boss: (puffs his cigar) Not exactly a wise choice.
Nack: Second.
Batula and Amy hit the two.
Both: Ow!
Nack: Bitch.
Santa: Sometimes, you just have to take risks and have faith and believe in the goodness that we all have deep down inside us. That, besides Jesus, is what Christmas is all about.
Joe: (to the Neo Outsiders) Between you guys and me, this most likely the 6th or 7th time mom turned dad into a vampire.
Santa: But I always manage to return to my jolly old self! Ho-ho-ho!
Some of them looked unimpressed.
Mrs. Claus: (with tears) This has been the best Christmas ever!
Just then, a snowball hit her in the face.
Mrs. Claus: (annoyed) Who keeps doing that?!
Batula & Boss: We didn't do it!
Just then, they saw a boy named Sperg laughing cruelly.
Sperg: Ha, suckers!
Gordon: How he got here, I'll never know!
Batula: (shouts) Get him!
Just then, the remaining elf vampires attacked Sperg.
Sperg: What the-!? (is tackled) AHHH!
He screamed more and more while Billy smiled.
Future Billy: Now that's what Christmas is all about!
Everyone took hands and most, except Mandy obviously, started dancing a bit with grins on their faces.
Cream: I bet the others will be excited on what happened today.
(ED: Round & Round by Rhatt)
Epilogue:
(6 Months Later (takes place after the Season 6 episodes and movie))
It then showed the next Christmas (in December) of the current year as all the Neo Outsiders smiled due to it being Christmas at midnight.
Future Mandy: Everyone, it's Christmas when the sun is up.
Future Grim: Nope, it's after midnight.
Benjamin Uno: Chirstmas is now.
The babies (some familiar looking) as they grinned.
Sora: Come on, guys!
The others jumped in and began unwrapping their presents. Later, the group came back with their gifts (at least to the really good ones).
Future Grim: Oh, it's just what we always wanted!
Future Kim: Well, I hope you learned something, Mandy. Do you believe in the Christmas spirit now?
Future Jack Spicer: And Jesus?
She took out a piece of coal as did Future Bloo and a few others with coal.
Future Bloo: CRAP! Damn you, Santa!
They glanced at the ones with the gifts.
Ones with Coal: NO!
They threw them at the good guys (ones with presents), though only Future Jack Spicer and Future Grim were hit.
Both: AHHH!
Up above, Santa was driving his sleigh.
Santa: Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
At the end, there was Billy as a reindeer.
Future Billy: And Happy Hanuakah, too! That's what we have at our house and we get more presents. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
In an instant, they vanished into the night before we fade to black.