Inside the hut, Jack Karnage cautiously creeped into the hut. Just then, a figure came out as she grinned, noticing Jack.
Woman: Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Tia Dalma
Before he could speak, he almost knocked his head against a hanging jar full of eyeballs, much to the others' disgust.
Tia Dalma: I always knowed the wind was going to blow you back to me one day.
She then approached him. The African woman then spotted the other pirates and Neo Outsiders, with Karnage and Jack pointing to them before Psycho slapped his hand.
Future Psycho: Cut that out.
Max: Yeah, it's bad enough we're getting all the blame.
Karnage: Can you not blame us for that?
Max: I may reconsider unless you want to answer to my rabid fangs or my pals, the Raving Rabbids of the Rayman series.
Sam: I don't think they're suppose to be in this, Max.
Max: Well, they should sometimes.
Tia Dalma: You.
Will: Me?
Tia Dalma: You four have a touch a' destiny about you. Will Turner...and allies of him.
Sora: (confused) You know him?
Tia Dalma: You want to know me.
She leaned closer before the pirate went between them.
Jack: There'll be no knowing here.
He pushed them aside, much to the woman's annoyance.
Karnage: We've come for help and we're not leaving without it.
He lead Tia Dalma away from the others.
Jack: I thought I knew you.
Tia Dalma: (frowns) Not so well as I'd hoped.
She then headed to the back as she motioned the group.
Tia Dalma: Come.
Karnage: (motioning the others) Come.
She caressed Will's face as she spoke.
Tia Dalma: What service may I do ya?
She was then forcefully turned to the pirate's direction as she glanced.
Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.
Karnage: We brought payment.
He whistled to the others. Then, Team Rocket with Pintel and Ragetti brought the cage with cloth close to her. It opened up, revealing the same monkey.
Jack: Look...
He shot it dead center, though the monkey still moved, screeching a bit.
Jack: An undead monkey. Top that!
Heff: Uh, would a giant mouse top it?
Hiram, Mouser, & Jimmy Two-Teeth: (anger mark) Don't even go there!
Heff: (gulps) Uh, yes, mice and Jimmy.
Tia grinned, going to the cage and letting the monkey out of it. It ran to a low table.
Gibbs: No.
Mad Dog: (winces) You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair.
Sora then pulled out the cloth, showing it to Yumi as Sora spoke.
Sora: We're looking for this.
He laid the cloth with the key drawing on the it.
Will Turner: And what it goes to.
Tia Dalma: (to Jack) The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?
Jack: Maybe. Why?
Zoro: Hmmm...
The African then gave out a mischievous grin.
Tia Dalma: Aah. Jack Sparrow does not know what he wants. Or do you know, but are loath to claim it as your own? Your key go to a chest. And it is what lay inside the chest you seek. Don't it?
Future Greasy: Why is she speaking gibberish?
Max: I like it this way, especially when people plan to parody her own role. Plus, it's in the script. She has to speak that way, of course since she is Tia Dalma.
Future Stupid: (to Luffy) By the way, you finding this familiar?
Luffy: Yeah...it's from that sequel movie. There's two sequels to this.
Nami: Yeah...
Nico Robin: (nods) But let's keep quiet about it, shall we?
Gibbs: What is inside?
Jessie: (grins) Gold? Jewels?
Pintel: (excited) Unclaimed properties of valuable nature?
Ragetti: (gulps) Nothing bad, I hope.
Eustace: I hope it's loot. It's gonna make us rich!
James winced a bit, glancing at the jar of eyeballs.
Tia Dalma: You know of Davy Jones, yes?
Everyone else in the room nodded a bit.
Mickey: Well...at least our world's Davy Jones anyway to most of us.
Yumi Ti: I find this role quite familiar.
Grievous: And same goes to the Davy Jones of this world's.
Tia Dalma: A man of the sea. A great sailor. Until he run afoul of that which vex all men.
As they continued, Jack quickly pockets something inside his pocket while no one noticed.
Future Danny: What vexes all men?
Future Jake: We like to know.
Future Bloo: I'm impatient already. Can we go now? I gotta take a leak!
Grievous: Go outside to do that!
Future Bloo: Not with those guys outside watching, I ain't.
Neo Outsider & One Piece Gang: Ewww.
She then teasingly touched Will's hand, much to his disturbance.
Tia Dalma: What indeed.
Nemesis: The sea?
Pintel: Sums.
Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil.
The others glanced at him with a weird look.
Ragetti: What?
Karnage: (realizes) A woman!
Tia Dalma: A woman. He fell in love.
Gibbs: No no no no, I heard it was the sea he fell in love with.
Eustace: No loot? Ain't interested.
Muriel: Eustace!
Shirly: And yet, another reason why I despise the Stupid One.
Tia Dalma: Same story, different version and all are true. See it was a woman as changing, and harsh and untamable as the sea. He never stopped loving her. But the pain it caused him was too much to live with. But not enough to cause him to die.
Future June: What exactly did he put into the chest?
She then put her hand over her chest.
Tia Dalma: Him heart.
Ragetti: (concern) Literally or figuratively?
Pintel: He couldn't live, putting his heart in a chest. (concerned) Could he?
Tia Dalma: It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings. And so, him carved out him heart, lock it down in a chest, and hide the chest from the world. The key he keep with him at all times.
The weasel then turned to the two with anger on his eyes.
Psycho: (to Karnage & Jack) You knew this.
Karnage: I did not.
Jack: I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. So, all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, you go back to Toon Royal and save your bonnie lass, aye?
Before he or Karnage could leave, however, Tia Dalma stopped him, holding out her hand.
Yumi: (to Jack & Karnage) Let me see your hands, both of you.
The wolf prepared to offer his unclothed hand, though Tia, knowing better, glanced at them before he sighed, giving her his and Jack's marked hand. She unwrapped it, then to almost everyone's, save for most of the Neo Outsiders & One Piece Gang's, shock and horror, there they saw a black spot moving in his palm.
Mad Dog, Dumptruck, & Gibbs: (gasps) The black spot!
Quickly, the three dusted themselves off and spinned around, spitting on the ground once they made a circle.
Three: The black spot.
Pintel, Raghetti, & James: Gah! (does the same thing) Black spot.
Jessie: Ugh, you're all being babies about it!
Digit: Ick, no wonder those two were acting weird.
Future Bloo: Wait a second, didn't that blind guy or was it that blind rat, Pew, only send in black spots in pieces of paper?
They glanced at the blob.
Future Bloo: Hey, you read or watch Treasure Island sometime!
Jack: My eyesight's as good as ever, just so you know.
The African then went to the back. Pintel, Ragetti, Jessie, and James glanced, noticing a familiar pair of boots before the monkey came to the boots.
Jessie: Strange, those boots look familiar.
James: Could that be...? But he's dead according to the weasels...or somewhat with the other version of that same guy...ain't he?
Then, as Tia Dalma continued talking to herself, Jack stole a ring that was strangely familiar, though he shrugged it off, pocketing it. Tia Dalma finally came back with what appeared to be a jar.
Tia Dalma: Davy Jones cannot make port. Cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you will be safe, Jack Sparrow and Don Karnage, and so you will carry land with you.
She gave him the jar before Jack took it. He looked a little concern about it.
Jack: (pauses) Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Karnage: Is the...jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack: No.
He clutched it closely to his chest, not wanting to let go.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Will Turner: So it seems...
Future Psycho: Now we have a need to find the stupid Fighting Dork Man.
Green Bros.: That's "Flying Dutchman", Psycho.
Future Psycho: (ignoring) Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Tia Dalma: A touch...
She then sat down, picking up several crab shells, then shook it before it landed on the table with something resembling a map drawn on it.