With Ragetti, Pintel, Stan, Heff, Team Rocket, the group heard something splashing, turning around. There, they noticed a familiar ship appearing from the water with James's shovel falling off. They gulped, quickly heading off as they shouted.
Team Rocket: GUYS!!!
Stan: Crud, crud, crud!!!
Back with Jack and Karnage, he was meditating while Norrington continued digging and Nemesis frowned.
Nemesis: (sarcastically) Nice help you're doing, Wolf Man.
Zoro: Yeah, we'd doing all the hard work while you two...
Just then, as Future Sarah shoved the shovel down, she hit something. They heard it, all looking down into the hole. The group quickly got the sand off the wooden chest, removing it from the sand. The wolf broke it open, then it opened. There, there were many letters, a pearl necklace, documents, and a smaller chest. They leaned their ears to the chest, hearing a heartbeat on it.
Elizabeth: It's real.
Future Danny: (noticed) What's all that letters, necklace, and junk besides the chest?
Max: Let's swipe them!!!
Sam: No way, Max! We don't open other people's letters! They are probably filled lovey dovey crap!
Girls: (annoyed) So?!
Sam: (pause) Good point.
Norrington: (to Jack) You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot, yet people are still surprised.
Voice: With good reason.
Just then, they noticed two familiar wet figures, much to girls' shock.
Future Sarah: Psycho!
Elizabeth: Will!
They ran up to the two as they hugged their lovers.
Elizabeth: You're alright, thank God! I came to find you, Will.
The couples kissed while Norrington, out of jealousy, watched as the pirate and the wolf looked concerned.
Karnage: How did you get here?
Will: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack: (smirks) Not so easy is it?
Nami: (frowning) I can't believe you believe in that crap!
Will: But we do owe you thanks, Jack and Karnage.
Jack: You do?
Future Psycho: No duh, Sherlock! After you two tricked us onto that ship, to square your debt with old Davy.
Elizabeth: What?
Jack: (in a high voice) What?
Jet: Uh oh.
Wave: Not good.
Will: I was reunited with my father.
Jack: Oh, well, you're welcome, then.
With anger, she turned to the pirate and wolf.
Elizabeth: (angrily) Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!
Karnage: Pretty much. Time and tide, love.
Elizabeth: (to One Piece pirates and Neo-Outsiders) And you guys knew and didn't tell me!!!
Bell Z: Hey, don't go poking fingers at me!
Eustace: Right! I don't give a care what happen to them!
Muriel, annoyed, hits Eustace with the usual rolling pin.
Eustace: OW! What did I do?!
Chris: Why does he always say that when he clearly knows what he does?
Shirly: Stupid one.
Julayla: Look, Elizabeth, we woulda told ya earlier but...let's say it woulda ruin the script.
Elizabeth: (confused) What?
Fuzzy:: Forgets it!
Will took out the knife.
Jack: Oi, what are you doing?
Will: I'm gonna kill Davy Jones.
Just then, Jack brought out his sword and leveled it at him as did Karnage.
Jack: Can't let you do that, Turner. 'Cause if Davy Jones is dead, who's to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh?
Karnage: Right. I gotta at least get one Davy Jones off my tail.
He looked a bit reluctant, standing up a bit with the key still in his hand.
Karnage: Now, if you please.
He reached out for the key.
Jack: The key.
Will took out his sword, glaring to him.
Will: I keep the promises I make, Sparrow and Karnage. I intend to free my dad. And I hope you're here to see it.
Riku: Look, couldn't we...
Just then, Norrington took out his sword, pointing to Will with Future Psycho.
Norrington: I can't let you do that, either. So sorry.
Jack: I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
He pointed his blade to Jack, Will to Norrington, Karnage to Future Psycho, and Future Psycho pointing his sword to Will. Just then Future Bloo points a sword at Sora
Sora: Hey!
Future Bloo: What?! They are all doing it!
Norrington: Lord Beckett desires the contents of that chest. I deliver it: I get my life back.
Luffy: You think you could get your life back just by giving one lousy heart to that blood sucking lunatic?! We have heard what he did back on our world, what's to say he would give you what you want on this one!!!!
Norrington: Say what you will, I will get my life back one way or another!
Karnage: Ah. The dark side of ambition.
Norrington: Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.
The five began fighting one another, trying to hit one another.
Elizabeth: Stop it!
Unfortunately, she was ignored as Will fell.
Elizabeth: Will!
She kneeled to him, helping him up as Will shouted.
Will: Guard the chest, all of you.
Future Sarah: (frowns) How did I know this would happen?!
He ran after the ones fighting as Nami frowned.
Nami: No!
Zoro: Leaving me out of a fight? Out of the question!
Luffy: Don't keep me out of a pirate fight!!!
Most of the gang ran after the ones fighting. The One Piece pirates fought as well, all of them against one another.
Sora: Hey, everyone, who's side are you on?
Sanji: Pirates, force of habit.
Usopp: And it's not like any of you will get to it.
Future Psycho: I thought this was just some fad where everyone fights against each other, especially their friends.
Future Smart A**: (sweatdrops) Not funny, Psycho.
Future Sarah: This is not funny! This is no way for grown men to...
Elizabeth: (frowns) Oh, fine! Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other, that's all there ever is. I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!
As she shouted, throwing rocks to the battle unsuccessfully, none of them noticed Pintell, Ragetti, Stan, Heff, and Team Rocket coming. There, the group noticed the battle of swords with Future Sarah sighing and Elizabeth throwing the rocks while those not fighting just watch.
Pintell: How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each wants the chest for himself, don't they? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Ol' Sparrow's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there - I think he's trying to settle some unresolved business with him and his twice-cursed pirate father.
Meowth: (confused) Wait, Bootstrap Turner's alive?! When did that happen?
James: It pays to see the movie, Meowth.
Future Sarah: (in the distance) This is madness!
Jessie: Sad.
James: (nods) Yeah.
Meowth: That chest must be worth more than a shiny penny.
James: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Terrible temptation.
Meowth: If we was any kind of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.
Stan: (smirks) Hey Heff...imagine all the honey that could get us.
Heff: Hey yeah! Why continue trying to steal it when we could pay for it, eh?
The group looked at one another before they had grins on their faces, laughing and heading off to the chest. All while Elizabeth finished throwing her rocks.
She then fell to the ground, acting like she had fainted. She opened her eyes, noticing the battle still going on while frowning.
Future Sarah: You done this time?
Ariel: Weird. I feel like I done this before.
Future June: So what shall we do now?
Sheriff: Well, we could keep an eye on that ther chest until they get back, I guess. The Straw Hat people don't kill their enemies unless they are a threat or somethings.
Brandy: Yeah, let's keep an eye on the chest.
Courage: (noticed) Don't look now but some old 'pals' of ours are making off with the chest!
Just then, the group spotted Pintel, Ragetti, Stan, Heff, and Team Rocket running off with the chest. The group, noticing, ran after the group.
Butch: Hey, come back with the chest or we'd beat you up for no good reason! Actually, you idiots stealing the chest would be a good reason!!!
Back with the fighters, Karnage fell while fighting.
Karnage: Bugger.
Jack snatched the key, both he and Karnage, who got back up, running off while the others kept on fighting. Norrington pulled Will back, shoving him and the others to the ground with sand on their faces.
Norrington: (mockingly) By your leave, Mr. Turner.
Brook: Hey!
He made a mock bow before the group, noticing Jack and Karnage were gone, ran after him. On the beach, the pirates and the villains surfaced up, going to the chest, noticing it was gone.
Yellow Axem X: Oh no, the chest is missing!
Red Axe, X: I told you that you should have checked your oil earlier!
Yellow Axem X: I didn't have to go then before I was given the order.
Purple: (annoyed) Nevermind that! Where's the stupid Davy's heart?
Luxord: Obviously they have taken it somewhere. Search the whole island. Leave no one alive
Back on the island, Norrington was in pursuit of the wolf and the pirate. The three headed into an old building, fighting up the stairs. As they did, Norrington snatched the key with Jack and Karnage losing their balance. He grabbed the bell-rope, ringing the bell while going down. Will's group, catching up, went up while Luffy snatched the key from Norrington.
Luffy: Yoink. Hee hee hee!
They landed on the top-most level of the abandoned building.
Will: (mockingly) By your leave, Mr. Norrington.
Usopp: See ya, loser!
In anger, Norrington ran after the group that stole the key. Back on the beach, the pirates and the villains heard the bell tolling.
Bobcat: Huh? Dinner time, already?
Imaginary Ganondorf: No, that's the bell.
Rat King: Come on! Let's go towards the bell and get something already!
Terrence: (sweatdrop) Why is he in our group again?
Back with Will, he with his friends and Norrington fought outside. The pirate followed with a cautious step after them at a leisurely pace. Luffy, with the key in hand, was having a hard time fighting off Norrington while the pirate tried catching it. But as they fought, it was difficult. Jack snatched it as the others turned on him, glaring. They noticed Jack disarmed as Norrington spoke.
Norrington: (to Will) Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Future Psycho: Be my guest.
Jack: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself... aye? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
Norrington: Enough!
He swiped at the pirate, who somersaulted off the roof and landed safely on the ground.
Norrington: Unfortunately, Mr. Turner...he's right!
Nami: Hey, wait!
He then went back to fight Sora Will with the One Piece pirates and weasel fighting as well. Jack and Karnage, finding their swords, placed them up.
Jack: Still rooting for you, mate.
The two jauntly walked off with the key, now around Jack's neck, though they didn't watch where they were going, falling face first into an empty grave.
Karnage: Oof!
He looked around in confusion before it dawned to him on where he was at.
Karnage: Oh. Obviously I have seen this before, me thinks.
Back with Will, he with Future Psycho, and the One Piece pirates jumped off onto the waterwheel for the mill. Norrington followed, but under the weight of their jump, the rotting axle gave off, with the wheel starting to roll. Just as Jack and Karnage hoisted themselves out of the grave, the wheel rolled over them and they were pulled inside the wheel. As it turned, the key slid off the pirate's neck, snagging onto a nail. The fight stopped for a moment as the fighters on top stepped around the two's legs. Jack and Karnage eventually freed themselves, running for a moment inside the wheel before he was knocked by a metal bar and off the wheel.
Karnage: Ugh...I feel like I was in Epic Movie.
Back with the ones who stole the chest, they were still going through the jungle as Team Rocket laughed.
Meowth: We've got it!
Stan: Yeah! I can't wait until...
Then, they noticed the girls and the group stepping in their path, reaching out for their swords, though they realized something.
Elizabeth: Sarah, did you forget our swords?
Future Sarah: (realizes) Oh no, we musta lost them.
Pintel: (giggles) But we didn't forget ours.
They took out their swords with grins as Ragetti spoke.
Ragetti: 'Ello, poppet.
Heff: What's a poppet?
Stan: How should I know?
Grievous: (getting lightsabers out) I didn't forget my weapons! Now hand over the chest or...
But before anything else happened, the group stopped, staring at the giant wheel rolled by Norrington and the others fighters that were still fighting. Jack and Karnage, in pursuit, ran after them.
James: (confused) Didn't I saw that in Epic Movie?
The group with Team Rocket only shrugged, continuing to advanced toward the girls and the others. Then, a blaster hit the tree. They gasped, turning before they saw the pirares and the villains going toward them.
Le Quack: Well, well, what do we have here?
Sam: (noticed) The Soda Poppers?!
Specs: Time to get our revenge for getting us thrown into the pits of Hell and getting lava poured on!
Max: Oooooh! So that's where the lava from Easter Island went!
Future Greasy: (noticed) Ay carumba! It's that mean wolf who eats those piggies in last Tales of Crypt episode! Bobbie I think!
Bobcat: (annoyed) It's Bobcat!
Kari: (confused) I think I've done something like that before, except I'm still breathing!
Luxord: This is your last chance, give us the chest or die.
Ragetti: Uh...hold our swords, will you?
The two girls were given the swords while Pintel, Ragetti, Stan, Heff, and Team Rocket grabbed the chest and all of them quickly ran for it. Then, the chest was dropped onto the ground.
Future Sarah: The chest!
The ones with swords and weapons stepped into the fight, preparing to attack.
Sora: Okay, Luxord! We have beaten you before and we will do so again!!!