Neo-Outsiders Season 6
Chapter 26: The New Matrianica Arc
Episode 300: Rescue Anakin!
Intro from Episode 299
Snake sighs in annoyance as he sat on the ledge back in Atlantis. Fuzzy, the South Park boys, and Future Bloo came over.
Future Bloo: Hey Snakie. What's shaking?
Snake: Don't call me Sssnakie!
Stan: Come on, dude. Let us in. What's wrong now?
Kyle: It's about what happen with Cherry back during the whole Kaguya mess.
Snake: (shocked) How did you know?!
Fuzzy: Eh, overheard ya when you ain't looking and told them. Ain't nothing to be sad about. My sister just have a little crush, that's all.
Snake: (frowns) I know, I know. I almost kill her thanksss to Phage. I can forgive...but I can't forget.
Future Bloo: (smirks) Hey...you want to teach Cherry a lesson?
Snake: Heh? No! I ain't killing her!
Future Bloo: No, no, I mean in the 'getting her screwed over' kinda wait.
Snake: You mean asss in embarrasssssing her?
Future Bloo: Yep!
Snake: Well...tell me what you got in mind?
Future Bloo: Remember when the boys from South Park got Kyle's elephant drunk?
Cartman: No! You ain't letting that bitch screw my Fluffy!
Fuzzy: (annoyed) Ay! That bitch is my sister, watch it!
Future Bloo: No, not your pig. I am thinking on the straight lines of getting Cherry drunk and having her get it on with another girl.
Kyle: Hmmm...that is f**king stupid...yet, I find it ironic and funny.
Kenny: (Oh God! Kyle has fallen to the Cult of Bloo!)
Fuzzy: Okay, but what girl are we letting Cherry get jiggly with?
The others paused, then smirks mischievouly. Fuzzy realized what they're thinking.
Fuzzy: Oh no! No way in heck are you getting Jules drunk and letting her screw Cherry!
Stan: We can video tape it and show it to the girls after the wake up call. Heh heh. This is going to be sweet!
Cartman: All right! About time you guys speak my language!
Kyle: Fat?
The boys laughed making Cartman annoyed and Fuzzy even more annoyed.
Future Bloo: So how about it, Snake?
Snake: Well, it would get usss in big trouble...(smirks) but thisss lesssson is too good to passss up!
Fuzzy: Son of a bitch!
The portal came open as a version of Hoss, Jeff, and Irwin came to them.
Future Sarah: Those are them?
Fred: Underfist, yes!
Skarr: (annoyed) Yes, we get it!
Future Hoss: Rat Patrol, what's going on? You five just disappeared on us.
Future Stupid: Uh, to where?
Future Smart A**: Nevermind that, turns out we need ya mugs to help out.
Future Jeff: (grins) That sounds neat. I wonder what kind of help do you need?
Just then, he was jabbed by Billy holding a stick.
Future Billy: Go away! I hate you!
Future Irwin: (notices) Mandy, is that you? We thought you were dead in our place, yo!
Future Mandy: (glares) Touch me and you die.
Carl: Great, now we got the team, can we go now?
Phage: Not yet...I feel like we're missing something...something each member should have.
Yang: If you're talking about a Danny, June, Betty, Jake, Ami, Yumi, Pokemon Trainer, and Kim Possible, the authors are already figuring those out. They're just having difficult times with them.
Yin: Yang!
Yang: What?
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On the ship Executor, the Stormtroopers are hard at work at a prison area, not noticing a portal opening behind them. That is until someone taps one on the shoulder making him turn around.
Stormtrooper: Huh?! What are you doing?!
Future Hoss: It's a boy!
Future Hoss then punches the said Stormtrooper in the face, knocking him into the wall. Quickly, the others attack the defending Stormtroopers with Matt, Yumi Ti, Ahsoka, and Grievous using their lightsabers on some, Future Jeff uses spider webs, Skarr blasting, Future Irwin uses his crazy butt powers, and Fred...is being Fred. Anyway, the Stormtroopers are either dead or taken out.
Future Hoss: That's the last of them. Time to see where this boyfriend of yours is at, Miss Tano.
Ahsoka: (blushing) Hoss!
Matt activates a computer and goes through it.
Matt: Okay, according to this, he is in prison cell 876-5309.
Fred: Tommy Two Tone! Yes!
Yumi Ti: Oh brother.
Alarms goes off.
Skarr: We better hurry, we just set the alarms off.
The group runs down an area and approached a prison cell door.
Fred: Let me, let me! (knocks on the door) Little pig, little pig, let me in!
Future Irwin: (confused) What's that supposed to be, yo?
Fred: Hee hee. Wait until he said 'not by the chin by my chinny chin chin'.
Matt: Allow me. Shining Smash!
Matt Gathers his Force into his hands and blown the cell door open. They enter and find a familiar Jedi looking at them.
Anakin: (notices) Aren't you a bit too big to be a Grievie impersonator?
Grievous: (annoyed) Good to see you too, Skywalker.
Ahsoka: Sky-Guy!
Anakin: Snips!
The two hug each other more than just master and apprentice.
Ahsoka: I thought I would never see you again.
Anakin: (smiles) Well, I know one thing: that is the last time I trust Palpatine.
Yumi Ti: So, you decided he isn't to be trusted.
Anakin: (sighs) I trusted him at first, but after he splitted me off from the one called 'Darth Vader', he has me trapped against my will. Sidious has me tortured and such and worst yet...he has shown me live footage of my wife Padme's funeral!
Grievous: So you're married to the Senator of Naboo!
Anakin: It's my fault...I shoulda help Master Windu fight Sidious instead of helping him. Now most of the Jedi are dead and so is my wife. I shoulda just died instead...
Ahsoka: Sssh, calm down. At least we're together again. It isn't your fault, I promised.
Future Jeff: Awww, they are falling in love.
Skarr: (sarcastically) Nice. (snap) Now let go!
Future Hoss grabs Anakin as the group runs off.
Future Hoss: We will wait until we get back to Atlantis for you two to kiss each other. For now...
-Back in Atlantis-
Future Jumbaa comes into room where Virgil and his group are at.
Future Jumbaa: Excuse me, Melchoir...
Virgil: Virgil, please.
Future Jumbaa: Right, have you seen my newest invention? Couldn't find it.
Future Lilo: What is it, Jumbaa?
Future Jumbaa: It is some sort of pill that is so small, it is almost inevitable to see. When a female, woman or little ones, eats it, they become...as you say, sexually aroused. I left a bunch of it in a bottle in the lab and now it's gone.
Mighty Max: Whoa! Too much to inform! Wow!
Bea: Couldn't you kept that thing locked up or something?
Future Jumbaa: Heh, I woulda but I figure no one would get it, being it hard to see, now evil future genius can't find it.
Future Frankie: (frowns) Hmmm...come to think about it, I saw Bloo in the lab a while ago. I chase him out but I have a suspicion...
Future Jumbaa: The pill luckily can only work for females, no effect on the male type. However, if two girls were to be in the same room together, they become temporarily...
Eduardo: Lesbos.
Felix: Huh?
Eduardo: Heard someone mentioned it one time.
Virgil: (frowning) If Bloo got it, who know what mischief he could get into?
-In the security room-
Future Bloo: Hee, hee. I got it and two pills left!
Stan: Sweet. We got the girls to head over to the restaurant later for some soda and such. Once they are in place, we are ready to roll.
Fuzzy: I still say this is stupid!
Snake: I agreed, but it's too much to resssissst.
Future Bloo: Okay, I'm heading to drug their sodas with the pills now.
Fuzzy: Remember, if you get Jules or my sister pregnant, I will blast ya!
Kyle: Dude! Girls can't get each other pregnant!
Kenny: (Though I heard Nemesis's species can get other girls pregnant. So I heard)
Stan: Dude! That's bizarre!
Future Bloo: Hee hee. This is going to be great!
On the ship Executor, the heroes begin to fight their way back to the portal they came in.
Matt: Wait, I sense a presence in the Force.
Anakin: (frowning) It's him.
Ahsoka: You mean Vader?
Anakin: Positive.
Sure enough, the heavy breathing of Darth Vader is heard as the Sith appears, turning his lightsaber on.
Fred: Hi other Annie! Yes!
Vader: So, Skywalker. I can see your friends has come to save you. I shoulda known it was a poor idea to keep you here. I will not make the mistake of keeping you alive again.
Future Hoss: Blast! The James Earl Jones soundalike is blocking our way out. We got to get by him to escape.
Yumi Ti: (groaning) This day keeps getting better.