(We see the Cartoon Network Sports title just like in the other Big Game parodies, flashing and making booming noises)
Announcer: The following is a presentation of Cartoon Network Sports!
As the Opening Theme: Cha La Head Cha La by Hironobu Kageyama played, we see the title "Sailor Moon Presents: Kouja no Senshi". It then showed the past events of Sailor Moon Remake, PPG: Julayla Saga Pt 1, the first parts of Sailor Moon Toon and chapters, Movie, & special of Kouja no Senshi. Next, it showed the heroes flying with the Epoch and DeSoto being driven by the heroes and heroines smiling. Next, some Dragonballs, including one with four stars, were shown as they flew together. A dragon had appeared after the summoning, glancing at the heroes. Then, it showed the Sailors transforming while fighting the foes with their friends fighting alongside the Sailors. Next, was the scene of Chrono, Marle, Lucca, Frog, Robo, and Ayla hanging out. In the shadows, a foe glanced at them. Next was a scene of falling spheres falling to the sky while Maximus and Nemesis looked at the images of their parents. Next, Snake looked shocked as waves of energy surrounded him. Then, we see some of the comedic members running/scooting away in fear before we see an image of the males fighting some creatures and the females all trying to destroy a mysterious being. Next, we see Sailor Moon with Solaris, Shirly, Vultureman, and Snake powering their crystals. Now, we see Sir Emblem running through the mountains with the dragon appearing through the clouds. Next is the Girls letting themselves fall before the Sailors caught them and laughing. More fights were shown as the princes and princesses (who transformed earlier) powered up. Finally, we see everyone together before we see Sailor Moon landing and we fade to black.
(We now see the usual room in the Big Game fics with JusSonic appearing)
JusSonic: Hello folks! Welcome to another year of Big Game action and such. Here is the pre-game show for The Big Game XXXVII. This year, it's a matchup one will never forget. Anyway, in case you wondering, Julayla Beryl will not be joining us for the usual job, but we will get to that in a moment. Joining us is my pals Charles Roberts...
Charles Roberts: Great to be back, Jus.
JusSonic:...another old favorite, Neros Urameshi. Gee, looks like you have a rough year last year.
Neros: (frowns) Don't bring it up.
JusSonuc: And rejoining us for this pre-game show is Drawn Together veteran Spanky Ham.
Spanky: All right! I'm ready for this one, folks. We got two babes ready to mud wrestle! Sweeet!
JusSonic: (sweatdrop) Okay, what Spanky means is that this year's Big Game is between Sailor Solaris, AKA our pal Julayla Beryl which is why she isn't going the pre-game show for us this year, against the Moon Kingdom's hero Sailor Moon.
Neros: This is a matchup, folks. Both women are friends for a long time though their kingdoms, Solaris and Moon, has been big rivals due to the trickery of Katz and Him. Tonight is a friendly game but they won't pull anything back.
Charles Roberts: Right. What's going to be bigger is that this game will be taken place in the Moon Kingdom Memorial Stadium, which is getting filled by fans for the moment. I'm telling ya, I'm going to enjoy this Big Game.
Spanky: Don't we all! Also, expect both girls to come out stronger in this Big Game.
JusSonic: We got another halftime show, don't forget, but that's for later. Anyway, it's time now to get a closeup of our two competitors.