Slyboyseth: Well, gang. This is where it comes down to...their history. First off, the Sailor Soldier of Justice, Sailor Moon.
(Then, we see a close up of Sailor Moon in her usual pose)
Slyboyseth: Sailor Moon, aka Usagi Tsukino to Japanese fans, aka Serena to the English speaking ones. She has fought evil throughout space and time all here on Earth mostly. This average girl may be klutzy, but when it comes to fighting, she knows what to do. Preincarnated daughter of the infamous Queen Serenity of the Moon Kingdom, she wields the Silver Crystal and will use it for emergencies.
(Then, it cut to Sailor Solaris, grinning a bit.)
Slyboyseth: And this is the authoress aka Sailor Solaris. Lover of Fuzzy Lumpkins, and daughter of Queen Beryl. She is a half demon and half saiyan female who once fell for a juvenile delinquent, Ace. However, things ended roughly with their relationship when she learned the hard way that he was a playboy. During some time, she became a Sailor Soldier and has become a fighter of justice ever since.
(Then, it showed the two friendly rivals.)
Slyboyseth: Now the question to everyone's mind is...which one of these will be the better Sailor?
JusSonic: Thank you, and now for our commercial break!
(As the commercial happened off-screen, a white gate opened up, with the Rugrats gang, Alan, Cree, Boots, Swiper, Courage, and Shirly screamed before landing on the ground.
Angelica: Ugh, that's the last time I let that Sabrina hag do that to us!
Cree: You're one to complain!
Boots: (sighs) Poor Dora, I hope she's okay, wherever she is.