Neo-Outsiders Season 6
Chapter 28: The Ultimate Team Up Ever Arc I: The East India Trading Company Problem
Episode 320: Escape from Singapore
Intro from Episode 319
Barbossa: 'Tis more of a proposal to put to ye. I have a venture underway and happen to find myself in need of a ship and a crew.
He smoked a little as he pondered.
Sao Feng: This is an odd coincidence.
Amy Rose: Is this because you happen to have a ship and a crew you don't need?
Sao Feng: No. Because, earlier this day, not far from here, a couple of thieves broke into my most revered father's temple and tried to make off with these.
He then held up a strange chart as they looked surprised.
Sao Feng: The navigational charts. The route to the farthest gate.
He tossed it to another pirate as he continued.
Sao Feng: Wouldn't it be amazing if this venture of yours took you to the world beyond this one?
Barbossa: It would strain credulity at that.
The Asian man motioned the others. Just then, three familiar figures came out of the tub of hot water, gasping for air.
Psycho: Hey, Sao Feng, you think you could've made that tub deeper? It looks too easy to escape and I almost figured out the escape trick.
Sao Feng: Ugh, I really hate it when there are people that like this kind of torture. (to Barbossa's group) Anyway, those are the thieves. Are their faces familiar with you?
The group, though Sarah and Elizabeth was reluctant for a moment, shook their heads. Sao Feng then took out a sharp blade.
Sao Feng: Then I guess they has no further need for them.
He prepared to kill Will first before Elizabeth gasped.
Elizabeth: NO!
He stopped, glancing at the female.
Girls: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: I was weak. I'm sorry!
Sarah: If Psycho was to be killed first, I'd get weak, too.
Sao Feng: Elizabeth Swann...Sarah...Lula, theres more to you than meets the eye, isnt there? And the eye does not go wanting. But I cannot help but notice. You have failed to answer my question. What is it you seek in Davy Junes locker?
Psycho: (sounding angry) Don Karnage.
Will Turner: And Jack Sparrow!
The twins giggled as Sora spoke.
Sora: Jacks one of the pirate lords.
Smoking a little, he frowned as he looked annoyed.
Sao Feng: The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the land of the dead...is so I can send him back myself!
He kicked down one of the pottery down. Barbossa came to the Asian as he spoke.
Barbossa: Jack Sparrow holds one of the nine pieces of eight. He failed to pass it along to a successor before he died. So we must go and get him back.
The Asian noticed one of the men having the tattoo starting to drip away before he continued.
Sao Feng: So, you admit, you have deceived me.
He nearly hit Barbossa.
Sao Feng: Weapons!
All of the allies of Sao drew out their weapons. The ones down below noticed before Swiper shouted the order.
Swiper: Weapons!
They, too, brought out their weapons. Back above, Sarah's group was surrounded by them.
Barbossa: Sao Feng I assure you, our intentions are strictly honorable.
Just then, some swords popped up through the floorboard, then they caught them. They glanced to one another before Sao Feng took a sword, then neared it to the same man he saw with the washed out tattoo.
Sao Feng: Let's make it easy. Drop your weapons or I kill the man!
Barbossa: Kill him, he's not our man.
Sarah: Wait a minute, time out! If he's not with you, and hes not with us...who's he with?
(Just then, following Grimm, lots of British soldiers came in and started shooting up the whole place. Soon, the sauna was turning into an all out brawl!)
The Mask: (dressed as an American soldier) The British are coming! The British are coming! Bring in reinforcements!
(The Mask then blows a trumpet before hitting one soldier in the face with a boxing glove. With Ace Ventura, he was busy nearly getting shot at by some of the other soldiers. One also tried to charge at the pet detective, but the latter smirked and sidestepped, thus making him fall into the bath)
Ace Ventura: Luh-hoooooooooooooosa-heeeer!
(Wario was seen jabbing, punching and piledriving some of the soldiers before laughing)
Wario: Wa ha ha ha ha! Smell it!
(With Felicia, she was using her quick and nimble moves to clobber some soldiers with ease, but some more kept coming onto her)
Felicia: Hey! This isn't a gang-bang! Off me!
Riku's voice: Dark Fiagra!
(The soldiers trying to get Felicia were then easily blasted away by some dark fireballs. Felicia got up to see Riku behind her, with his hand out. She smiles and playfully winks)
Felicia: Thanks for the help, Ricky!
Riku: No problem, Fel.
Suzu: (with Beauty and Shima-chan, looking to Felicia and Riku) You notice already they're using shortened names?
Beauty: You get the feeling you know where this'll end up?
Suzu: Most likely.
Shima-Chan: You think it'll go well?
Suzu: We'll just have to wait for the wedding bells.
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Bobobo: Don Patch, if you do anything...
Don Patch: Come on! I haven't try that dumb joke in a while!
Shampoo: Ryouga Retsushou Kyaku!
Shampoo did a handstime and pushes herself with a rising kick, knocking some of the men down.
Earthworm Jim: Eat cow!
Earthworm Jim blasts more of the bad guys quickly. The fight continue as each one began fighting against the soldiers. Even Will, Psycho and Sora fought while tied up. Soon they were were finally freed from the pole. The girls noticed as they shouted.
Ariel: Sora!
Elizabeth: Will!
Sarah: Psycho!
Aladdin: Guys!
Sao Feng: Pirates...
Beast Boy: (turns into a Donkey) Donkey!
Cyborg hits him.
Cyborg: That joke got old after the Shrek parodies!
The heroes' keyblades appeared as Will brought out his sword. The group kept firing while a familiar man arrived, aiming to them.
Sora: Look out!
They dodged, though one of the Chinese cats was shot on the head before she fell to her sibling's arms lifelessly. She gasped at what had happened while Mercer was knocked away. Back below, Gir lit one of the bombs.
Gir: BOMBS AWAY!!
Back above, the main group along with Sao Feng were about to be shot by the soldiers.
Soldier: Ready, aim, fire!
Just then, the bombs below exploded, making some of the soldiers be knocked away.
Sao Feng: Let's go!
Cyborg Sasuke: Fire Style: Phoenix Flower Jutsu!
An explosion occurred killing off the bad guys. They ran for their lives, escaping while shooting off the soldiers. All while Chad's group emerged with Danny, Betty, Jake & June using their attacks, Team Rocket using their blasters, and their Pokemon using their Pokemon attacks. Future Gir fired the cannon, though it sent him back in the hole.
Future Gir: Yay! Let's do it one more time!
The others, meanwhile, kept running while they kept on fighting. Tai Haung blasted one of the soldiers into the ocean while a man hit the other one. Each kept fighting while Reaper used his pistol. Then, another group of soldiers lined up as a soldier shouted.
Soldier: Make ready! Set! Fire!
They fired at the pirates and ones in the hideout. Tia, meanwhile, watched as the birds all flew away from the cart. The soldiers prepared to try again.
Soldier: Fire!
Then, the cart exploded, taking the group of soldiers with them. Tia only laughed before ducking back down. With Mercer, he shot a bullet, killing the remaining Chinese cat before putting his gun back up. Back with Will, he ran after the soldier, though encountered Sao Feng. He was pinned on the wall.
Sao Feng: It is an odd coincidence, isn't it?
Mercer, along with a certain possessed future version of Psycho, ducked and hid, listening to the conversation.
Sao Feng: That the East India Trading Co. finds me the day you show up in Singapore.
Will: It is coincidence only.
He placed a knife toward the Asian man's throat while Mercer prepared to fire but Future Psycho stops him.
Future Psycho: (Nobody Jabberwocky's voice) Hold it, let's see what is going on here first...
Will: Besides, if you want to make a deal with Beckett you need what I offer.
Sao Feng: You cross Barbossa, youre willing to cross Jack Sparrow. Why should I expect any better?
Will: I need the Black Pearl to free my father.
Will, sighing, removed the knife from the man's throat.
Will: (sighs) And I'm afraid youre helping us to get it.
Mercer: Hmmm, interesting...
Future Psycho: This whole thing just got better.
Back with Jack the monkey, he took one of the rockets, placing it on the railingway of the walkway on top of a box, much to Cotton's parrot's concern.
Cotton's parrot: Uh oh!
Jack then lighting a match before lighting the fuse.
Cotton's parrot: Fire in the hole!
The two covered their ears while the rocket launched through the battles. They stopped as the lit rocket lit many more fuses in the fireworks area. Then, as Barbossa stabbed another soldier, many fireworks began launching, destroying the building and the soldiers that were inside, much to Barbossa's delight.
Barbossa: Thank you, Jack!
Neo-Earth Jack Sparrow: For what?
Neo-Earth Barbossa: (annoyed) Not you! Let's get or we'd leave you here!
Cotton: Thank you, Jack!
The group had arrived with Barbossa reuniting with the heroes and Tia on the docks.
Barbossa: You got the charts?
Will tossed the charts to Barbossa's hand.
Will: And better yet, a ship and a crew.
Tai Haung: (startled) Another Barbossa and...Jack Sparrow?!
Neo-Earth Will: Calm down, we'd explain on the way.
Nemesis: (notices) Wheres Sao Fengf?
Will: Hell cover our escape and meet us at Shipwreck Cove.
Tai Haung: This way, be quick.
Conker: (noticed) Hey, Luffy. Where did you get the Triforce piece thing?
Luffy: Oh this? I'd explain as well on the way. Yeah.
The group nodded, heading out. The couples stopped for a moment before following as well. Later, on a ship they required, Tia looked out to the sea while Elizabeth sighed, leaning with the other females.
Elizabeth: Theres no place left for Sao Feng to cower.
Johnny Blaze: Except in Hell anyway.
Sarah: Do you think he will honor the call?
Lula: We can only hope so.
Tia: I cannot say. There's an evil on these seas that even the most staunch and bloodthirsty pirates have come to fear.