Neo-Outsiders Generation II Season I: To the Future
Chapter 1: Trouble in Odyssey Arc
Episode 2: The Dark Alliance ReCometh!
Intro from Episode 1
Darry: Hey Rini, what's going on?
Rini: I am not sure, mom and dad wanted this to be quiet for some reason.
Voice: Oooh, poopity poop!
(Some crashes are heard making some of the heroes see Mr. Bump on the floor dizzy)
Strong Bad: (laughs) As usual, Mr. Bump, you are a clumsy ass!
Marzipan: Strong Bad!
Strong Bad: What? You got to admit, his accidents are funny! Heh heh.
Bowser: Okay, looks like those involve in the Subspace Emissary are all here.
Ganondorf: (frowns) Damn, why must I be here? I am not a hero.
Former Future Danny: As long as you got the collar on, you work with us, Ganny.
Mr. X: Okay, listen, the leader of Planet Terra, Alan Matthews want to speak.
Alan: Thank you. A while ago, Planet Neo-Earth has been under attack...by forces of the Shadow Empire. And worst yet, Sasuke, someone many thought was killed...is alive. He help turn Neo-Earth into a barren wasteland and now want to kill all alternatives, He already got rid of Future Sonic.
(A pause)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers, so what else is new?
Mr. X: (surprised) You all knew Sasuke was alive???
Snake: (nods) Yesss. Tabuu told mossst of usss during the Sssubssspace Emissssssary yearsss ago.
Mr. X: (annoyed) And I wasn't informed?!
Former Future June: We couldn't take the risk that our enemies will hunt us down one by one just to keep Sasuke's survival a secret. We kept silent and train all these years preparing for this day or not.
Mr. X: Anyone else knew this beside me?!
Matt: I wasn't but I sense Sasuke in the force during the same time. That is why I did some training as well.
Alan: Dan and his friends told me as well, that's why I made the Dark Avengers and H.A.M.M.E.R. out of precaution.
Blackjack: (frowns) The S.H.I.E.L.D. ripoff I understand...but the Dark Avengers?! They have murderers like Norman Osborn, Bullseye, Venom and Moonstome under different names! And don't get me started on Sentry, Ares and that Kree kid!
Alan: Look, they claim to reform and I already made a new branch of Avengers should Norman and his goons prove to be...untrustworthy.
Mr. X: So why didn't you tell Maxwell and the others on Neo-Earth anyway?! That Revenge of the Shadows thing would've been avoided!!!
Alan: I couldn't take the risk that the remaining Shadow Empire group overhear us, as well as the Dark Alliance and the Neo-Masters of Evil.
Darry: Hey Rini, what's going on?
Rini: I am not sure, mom and dad wanted this to be quiet for some reason.
Voice: Oooh, poopity poop!
(Some crashes are heard making some of the heroes see Mr. Bump on the floor dizzy)
Strong Bad: (laughs) As usual, Mr. Bump, you are a clumsy ass!
Marzipan: Strong Bad!
Strong Bad: What? You got to admit, his accidents are funny! Heh heh.
Bowser: Okay, looks like those involve in the Subspace Emissary are all here.
Ganondorf: (frowns) Damn, why must I be here? I am not a hero.
Former Future Danny: As long as you got the collar on, you work with us, Ganny.
Mr. X: Okay, listen, the leader of Planet Terra, Alan Matthews want to speak.
Alan: Thank you. A while ago, Planet Neo-Earth has been under attack...by forces of the Shadow Empire. And worst yet, Sasuke, someone many thought was killed...is alive. He help turn Neo-Earth into a barren wasteland and now want to kill all alternatives, He already got rid of Future Sonic.
(A pause)
Mr. Grumpy: Oh crooked cucumbers, so what else is new?
Mr. X: (surprised) You all knew Sasuke was alive???
Snake: (nods) Yesss. Tabuu told mossst of usss during the Sssubssspace Emissssssary yearsss ago.
Mr. X: (annoyed) And I wasn't informed?!
Former Future June: We couldn't take the risk that our enemies will hunt us down one by one just to keep Sasuke's survival a secret. We kept silent and train all these years preparing for this day or not.
Mr. X: Anyone else knew this beside me?!
Matt: I wasn't but I sense Sasuke in the force during the same time. That is why I did some training as well.
Alan: Dan and his friends told me as well, that's why I made the Dark Avengers and H.A.M.M.E.R. out of precaution.
Blackjack: (frowns) The S.H.I.E.L.D. ripoff I understand...but the Dark Avengers?! They have murderers like Norman Osborn, Bullseye, Venom and Moonstome under different names! And don't get me started on Sentry, Ares and that Kree kid!
Alan: Look, they claim to reform and I already made a new branch of Avengers should Norman and his goons prove to be...untrustworthy.
Mr. X: So why didn't you tell Maxwell and the others on Neo-Earth anyway?! That Revenge of the Shadows thing would've been avoided!!!
Alan: I couldn't take the risk that the remaining Shadow Empire group overhear us, as well as the Dark Alliance and the Neo-Masters of Evil.
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(In the HQ)
Soldier: Mr. Matthews, we got word of an explosion in Neo Las Vegas.
Alan: So it looks like it has begun. What's the word?
Soldier: It appears to be giant robots.
Shirly: Hmmm, looks like whoever these robots are are new ones...
Former Future Danny: Looks like time for us to get on going. We will make a group of new Neo-Outsiders into two divisons. The youth and veteran ones. My wife and I will lead the veteran one.
Serena: Rini, time for you to be put in charge of the youth.
Rini: (surprised) Me??? But I am not a leader.
Melody: Hey, your mom did a good job at leading the Sailor Scouts. I think you should do it.
Hope: And we ain't taking no for an answer.
Fox: My son and his Star Fox crew are already assisting the Neo Z-Fighters and their allies. But the veteran ones will be at your assistence.
Riku: So are my wife, my kids and me.
Felicia: (notices) You know, our kids do look like those strangers we met years ago that seem to disappear...
Homestar: Should we tell them?
Strong Bad: (shrugs) Screw that. Let them think of the mystery a bit further...
(Elsewhere, in a ship somewhere in space)
Inque: So are we all here?
Glowface: Most of us anyway. Some of us are either dead or screwed. Hell, I don't know where Orochimaru is anymore.
Lorenzo Suave: He was on Neo-Earth when it was destroyed during the Lavos incident. I think he's in Hell by now.
Aknadin: It matters not. We will have no use of him anyway.
Inque: All right, as you know, the granddaughter of Ghaos himself have taken reins of the Shadow Empire.
Balrog: Granddaughter? I thought all of Lavos's relatives are dead by now!
Inque: Ha! That's what you want to think, but some of Lavos's descendants, including Shego, are still alive. Needless to say, Gaila, the said granddaughter, has already made her mark.
Maleficent: That's impressive to say. I think it's hightime we deal with our enemies on Planet Terra.
Glowface: Right! They screwed us the first time, so I say we screw them right back!
Hades: (rolling eyes) Oy, sounds like we got a homo here.
Glowface: What? That isn't what I mean!
M. Bison: So tell me, Inque, have we found a new leader for the Dark Alliance yet?
Inque: None as of yet. I will be second in command for now, but if we haven't found a new one in a couple of months, Gaila herself will appoint one.
Snafu soldier: Glowface!
Glowface: Yeah, what is it?
Snafu soldier: It appears Planet Terra has already been under attack.
Glowface: (groans) Damn it to hell! The Shadow Empire beat us to it!
Mephisto: No, no, it appears to be a new group of enemies...yes, dangerous and powerful ones indeed.
Inque: Judge Death, see if you and your Heartless Weasels can find out the new threat to our enemies, and recruit them to our cause!
Judge Death: Yes, madame.
Inque: And it's time we find the Sinister League and bring them back into our fold.
Grodus: Ha ha ha ha. No worries, I already send some help to look for them as we speak. Sooner or later, they will serve us, new management or no, one way or another...
(In Neo Los Vegas)
Sam: Well, here we are in the city of the sin.
Max: Made without references to the actual city.
Matt: Best to look alive, folks. We may spot trouble soon enough.
???: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Psycho: (smiles) Ask for trouble, you got trouble!
(Soon a huge robot lands in front of the heroes)
Darry: Okay, who are you and what do you want?
Robot: My name is Barricade, a member of the Decepticons!!!
Goofy: Decepti-cons?
Barricade: I have come looking for the All-Spark, which should have came into existence when this planet was made. Tell me where it is! We already miss our chance at Neo-Earth when the Shadow Empire turn it into a wasteland!
Former Future Danny turns into his Phantom Rider self.
Phantom Rider: Even if we know what it is, we'll be damned if we know where it is...just as you will DAMNED FOR INVADING!!!
Dora: I don't think this guy would listen to reason, I bet.
Boots: Don't I know it.
Barricade: Damned or no, we will get the All-Spark, even if we have to destroy any humans or freaks who gets in our way!!!!