Patriotic message plays in the first act as Grievous appears in front of a familiar flag.
Generaious: Greetings, dear readers. I wish to impart to you a matter of the gravest import. It has come to my attention that a hitherto unprecedented degree of credulity--one might even go so far as to call it guillibility-has crept into our way of thinking in recent times.
Grievous slaps his own forehead as he continues.
Grievous: Everyone one turns, hysterical ninnies burden themselves with faith in such fairy tales as Astrology, UFOs, Sasquatches, and forms of child rearing which involve scarley any time in the military whatsoever. I cannot begin to tell you how deeply this is wounding this great nation of ours!
Just then a strange creature with the leg of Patrick Duffy, Scuzzlebutt, apepars and looks around. Grievous didn't notice as he kept on speaking.
Grievous: Was it not G.K. Chesteron who observed, "When a man ceases to believe in God, he doesn't believe in nothing, he believes in anything?" I trust the lesson is obvious enough not to require further illumination from yours truly.
The audience laughs as Scuzzlebutt notices Grievous who slams a metal fist onto the table in front of him.
Grievous: Suffice it to say that every so-called "sighting" of a Sasquatch or some creature with the leg of Patrick Duffy, pushes us further down a slippersy slope towards chaos and ruin!
Scuzzlebutt chuckles wickedly as he prepares to attack Grievous though the cyborg still doesn't notice.
Grievous: I suggest that each and every one of you, from the bottom of my Kaleesh heart to be ever vilgilant against the forces of credulity!
However June, in a karate outfit, appears glaring at Scuzzlebutt who look sat her nervously.
Grievous: When somebody waggles the bogeyman of the superstition in your face, at least show some backbone! Look at the evidence!!!! And give that mumbo-jumbo the karate chop of logic it so richly deserve!
As Grievous said 'karate chop', June karate chops Scuzzlebutt right in the stomach causing the creature to groan and hit the ground hard and the audience to laugh at that. Grievous salutes to us as June dust herself off while she leaves.
Grievous: Wishing you all a brighter tomorrow, I remain, ever truly yours, General Grievous. I thank you.
The audience applauds as the act came to a close.
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Back in the backstage area, Grievous was coming in as Danny, who was writing in something, notices.
Danny: Hey Grievous, good work! Couldn't agree more!
Grievous: Thanks, Daniel! I only hope my words can at least make some small difference to lives of those not gifted with our acuee perspicacity.
We see someone speaking to Fuzzy nearby. She is a girl wearing wearing biker clothing and a psychic like turban with strawberry blond hair. Her name is Kate Hino. The girl has her hand to her forehead as if predicting something.
Kate: Okay, let's see...yesss, I see...fire! There is smoke and noise! You are rushing headlong towards the arms of another!
Fuzzy: Oh yes, that is Miss Calamity in row! I is landed on her three nights in a row!
The audience laughs as Danny notices Kate.
Dannjy: Hello, I guess you're tonight guest star Madame Kate Hino. We've got you lined up for the next act--can you be ready in five minutes?
Kate: (smirkis) Of course, Mr. Fenton! The future holds no secrets from Madame Hino!
Danny: Actually that is what I really ask for but that's good too.
Marzipan walks up to Kate.
Marzipanj: Hey, cool! I've heard so much about you! Could you realign my crystals?
Kate: Sure! You should have those things serviced every five years...
The audience laughs a bit. We now see Kate looking at Eusatce's paws as some toons talk among each other.
Jonny: (grins) She is so incredible, Delete. She told me that Plank and my career could only go in one direction!
Delete: You don't say.
The audience laughs a bit.
Marzipan: (to Strong Bad) Apparently is it a lucky day for Aquarians?
Strong Bad: (shrugs) Sounds like a load of Taurus to me!
The audience laughs once more.
Bloo: (to Julayla) She says my karma is in excellent shape.
Julayla: That's great o hear. Have you changed the oilma?
The audience laughs at that. Marzipan notices June walking up.
Marzipan: Oh, hey, Miss Lee! You've just got to have your fortune told--she's lile rilly rilly amazing?
June: (frowns) Amazing, huh?
The girl walks up to Kate who is looking at her crystal ball until June spoke up.
June: Okay, Nostradamus rat girl...try to amaze me.
Kate: (frowns) Don't call me rat girl okay? (smiles) And second, I shall amze you. You're going to get my all-in-one, one purpose prognostication special!
Kate takes June by the hand as she leads her to a fortune telling table nearby.
June: Progonostica-what?
Kate puts her crystal ball on the table as she explains.
Kate: In other words, I will tell you what will happen in the future. I will plumb your innermost depths! I will not only look into your soul, I'll wash it and put it through a spin cycle!
The audience laughs as the crystal ball begins to glow, getting cloudy.
June: (concerned) Kind of...cloudy in there...
Suddenly smoke came out of the crystal ball, much to June's amazement as Kate spoke.
Kate: There was once was an Asian,
Both determined and pretty.
She longed to get out
And to see the big city.
She worked and she struggled
And saved all she had;
Brought her fair, said "adieu",
Though it made her feel sad.
All the townsfolk were sorry;
They thought she was mad.
Soon we see Zapp, Scratchensniff, June in a Miss Harvest banner outfit and Ray-Ray and Monroe appearing in the smoke cloud itself.
Kate: But the boards surely beckoned,
And soon it was known
That a new Queen of Glamor
Had taken the throne!
Every night she'd be there
At a quarter to six
Struggling into her costume,
Applying lipstick and giving a thrill
To a crowd from the sticks!
As June kept watching, the smoke now shows a familiar smiling halfa boy.
Kate: Then she met...
Someone special.
A boy from the pond.
He was humble; She,
Off to the stars and beyond.
But none of that matters
When something is true.
If you heart beats for him,
And his heart beats for you,
Where you come from
Means less than the dust on your shoe.
June: Well, this is cool and all that, but is there anything left to come?
Kate: I'm getting to that. See this line round your thumb? That's a sign that your fame will increase more more and more
June: (excited) Wow, really?!
Kate: Obh yes. It is likely to soar
Until everyone seems a bit of a bore.
Kate then looks concern as she continues.
Kate: Oh, but wait! There's a break
In the line of your heart!
I foresee that a precious
Thing soon will depart.
June: (concern) Wait, somegthing precious? But Kate Hino, what do you mean?
Kate: Le me see if there's some of clue I can glean...
Kate gets up and prepares to leave as June looks into the crystal ball, not noticing that the girl has grab her purse.
Kate: Oh my dear. You're to lose something precious...
Kate smirks devilishly as she takes some money out of June's purse while she leaves.
Kate:...With eyes of green. (to herself) Hee hee, Rattigan is going to love this.
June looks concern while hearing that as her thought goes to Danny.
June: (thinking) Danny?
A while later, a concerned June walks down the hall, pondering.
June: (pondering) Danny...
Voice: Next!
June notices Danny talking to the lunchlady Stinky. As the two left, the Te Xuan Ze gave a look of jealously. The girl now looks at a wall that has pictures pinned to the wall which is of cartoon stars with various guest-stars. One of them has Danny with a female guest stars. It said 'Dearest Danny - Thanks for letting me be a guest on your show! Ever yours, Dolly Wood XXX'. June sheds a tear of sadness upon seeing that.
Later June watch from the tears as Danny is looking through a clipboard as some of the toon ladies were watching. As they leave, June gets a bit furious as she held onto one of the stair canisters until she growls when it breaks in anger.
June: I'm going to kill the one who steals Danny away from me...
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Act 2: Tooninarian's Hospital
Familiar drama music is heard on a familiar set as an offscreen announcer spoke.
Announcer: And now it's time for....Tooninarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs!
Soon we see Charlie and Marzipan, in their Tooninarian's hospitals outfits, about to work on a patient named Mr. Nervous.
Mr. Nervous: (groaning) Why me?
Marzipan: Hey, Doctor Burt--is this the heart operation or the liver transplant?
Charlie: The heart operation.
Marzipan: Oh, good, I can't stand liver!
The audience laughs as June, in her own outfit, came into the room still upset. Charlie notices as he speaks.
Charlie: Nurse Lee, you're just in time! Mr. Nervous is in need of a heart surgery.
June: (dryly) Oh, someone with a heart? Sorry, don't believe in that fairy tale crud!
Marzipan: (concerned) Nurse Marzipan, are you upset about something?
June: (scoffs) Hah!
Charlie: Great! Well, let's continue, we need to put the patient under!
Mr. Nervous: (terrified) Gah! Put me under?!
Charlie: (sheepish) Oops! I mean anaesthetize you, not bury you! We haven't had to bury any of our patients since...what? Tuesday?
June: (grins) You mustn't worry, Mr. Nervous--Doctor Burt is a wonder with a shovel.
Charlie: Yup! Never lost a corpse yet!
The audience laughs as Mr. Nervous looks worried.
Mr. Nervous: I have plenty to worry! Look, there is some mistake here--I'm here to have something done about my corns.
Marzipan: (giggles) Oh, silly! If you'd eaten more corn you wouldn't have a heart problem in the first place!
The audience laughs as Charlie grins.
Charlie: She's got you there, my friend.
June: (frowns) Isn't it just about time for the closing announcement?
The offscreen announcer speaks once more as the four looks upward in confusion.
Announcer: Will Nurse Marzipan have pastrami on rye for lunch? Has Doctor Burt really forgotten about losing Mrs. Pules's body last week? Will Nurse Lee's private life affect the quality of her sarcasm?
Mr. Nervous: Where am I in this scene, huh?
Announcer: (ignoring) Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse Lee say...
June: (to Mr. Nervous) You know, if it weren't for your bald head, bad teeth, huge ears and terrible complexion, you'd be ugly.
The audience laughs as Charlie and Marzipan holding up scores with the former holding up a 5 and a -2 while the latter is holding up a 4 and a Pi sign while the act came to an end.