Back in the backstage area, we see more Toons talking while a disbelief Danny, who is writing in a book, looks on.
Strong Mad: Drum line! Druuum line!
Zapp: (grins) Kate told me that I will spend the rest of my life in the company of somebody I truly love!
Ami: (glares) Let me guess: that person is...yoourself?
The audience laughs as Zapp grins.
Zapp: Works for me!
Delete was listening as Gir happily threw one of his boomerang fishes.
Gir: Apparently I am going to be reunited with a work colleague very very, soon! Wahey!
Suddenly Delete yelps as two of the Girs came back, hitting the robot right in the face making the audience laughs. Danny sighs in annoyance as he walks up to Jumba holding up a plant.
Danny: You'e a rational man of science, Jumba. At least tell me that you haven't gone for this fortune-telling balconey.
Jumba: (shrugs) Oh, I haven't, most certaintly, space child. But I don't know what she said to poor Pleakley. Ever since she predicted his future, the poor boy has had the most terrible fear of chives.
Jumba holds up the said plant to Pleakley causing the alien to freak out.
Pleakley: AHHHHHHH! Get that thing away from me!
The auidnece laughs as Danny turns to see Kate speaking with an interested Grim while the girl is looking through a scroll.
Kate: Now then, as a Taurus, fine clothes are important to you, and you dislike unpleasant smells.
Grim: Ha! The fine clothes I can live with but I know a lot of unpleasant smells. I should know, I live with Billy!
The audience laughs as Danny slaps his forehead while leaving.
Danny: Oh, brother.
As Grim leaves, Kate smirks devilishly as she counts the money she earn.
Kate: Forty-five...fifty...fifty-five...hee hee, Padraic is going to live this.
The audience laughs a bit as we return to a familiar balcony.
Lumpus: Did you ever had your cards read?
Slinkman: Yup. Turns out I'm a Three of Diamonds.
Lumpus: And I was an Ace of Clubs until they cancelled my membership! Ho ho ho!
The audience laughs at this.
******
Act 3: Let's listen in on the...Talking House
A familiar music is played as the next act takes place in a neighbors where the houses are talking to one another.
House 1: Hey, what's your rising sign?
House 2: I think it's "For Sale, No reasonable offer refused".
The audience laughs as the next two houses speak.
House 3: I was told I'd meet a handsome new neighbor-but it turned out I couldn't ignore his bay window!
The audience laughs as House 4 spoke up.
House 4: Oh, that's too bad. When I saw his chimney p[ot, I was sure sparks were going to fly.
House 3: It would never have lasted, anyway--not something built on weak foundations!
The audience laughs again as the next two houses spoke next.
House 5: Did you hear about that guy who had his palm read?
House 6: That's nothing--I had my bricks red!
The audience laughs again as we go to the next two houses.
House 7: Have you ever held a crystal ball?
House 8: No, but I'm sure I've held a tupperware party...
The audience laughs once more as the act came to an end.
*******
Back in the backstage area, the New Guy was holding a bomb in confusion as Pom-Pom gets ready to blow it up. Danny goes up to an upset Danny, the halfa not noticing that she is upset at first.
Danny: Okay, June, I've got down here that you're going to do tonight's closing number...
June: (scoffs) Hmph!
Danny: Uh...we need to know if you have any special wardrobe requirements...
June: Hah!
Danny:...and if the regular set--
June: Humph!
Danny:--will do, or if you need special--
June: Oho!
Danny:--props.
June: Hah!!!
The audience laughs as Danny looks worried and concern at the upset June. The halfa then spoke up.
Danny: Well, June, I think something is on your mind right now. Mind if you tell me about it? Because I don't have a--
June: (angrily) If you have to ask, it's hardly worth my while telling you, right?!
The audience laughs as a surprised Danny watch the angry June storming off. The halfa then frowns at this.
Danny: Okay, that doesn't make any sense at all!
The audience laughs as usual.
*****
Act 4: Toonpet Labs
We cut to a familiar laboratory set as Jumba is talking to the audience while Pleakley has some weird helmet on his head.
Jumba: Greetings and welcome to Toonpet Labs, where the future is being made today! I am Doctor Jumba Jookiba and this is my assistant Pleakley! Say hello, Pleakley!
Pleakley: (worried) Hi folks.
Jumba: Thanks, Pleakley. Now then I will demonstrate how that which appears to be "psychic ability" exists in all of us to some small degree--actually a combination of intuition, common sense and sheer good fortune!
Jumba points to the device on Pleakley's head as he continues.
Jumba: As you can see, Pleakley here is wearing a sophisicated monitoring device. The slightest hint of a flicker of genuine psychic activity will create an incase in brain temperature, which the instruments will measure and record!
Pleakley: Wait, slight? Is that even correct, Jumba?
Jumba: That is correct, Pleakley, the increase itself will be slight. It will be impercetible to all but the most delicate scientific instruments!
Pleakley: Uh, thanks, I guess.
Jumba: (nods) You're welcome and I'm glad your mother is getting better.
Pleakley: (confused) Wait, I didn't...
Jumba: Turn around please so we can be doing this.
Pleakley groans as he turns around while Jumba takes out a deck of cards and hold on up.
Jumba: Now then, Pleakley, can you at least try to guess at what card I'm holding...
Pleakley: Mmmm...the Seven of Spades?
Jumba looks surprised as he shows the Seven of Spades card to the audience making them laugh a bit.
Jumba: Hmmm...uncanny. Probably beginner's luck, no doubt.
A bit of smoke came out of the helmet making Pleakley worried a bit though Jumba didn't notice as he held up two cards.
Jumba: All right, Pleakley, let's try something a little more challenging. Which two cards am I holding up?
Pleakley: Hmmm, which cards...? I will say an Ace of Hearts...and a Four of Spades!
Jumba looks astounded as he hold up the right cards to the audience as more smoke came out of the helmet some more.
Jumba: Good cosmos, Pleakley! This is really quite amazing! You're getting a perfect record here! What, you're an experiment in silly? (laughs) Now then, the next test will be more challenging still--and I think I know just the thing.
The audience laughs as more smoke came out of the machine as Jumba leaves and came back holding a huge Donphan.
Jumba: Now...uurgh!..What...what...am I holding up...oof...now...? Eeurgh!
Pleakley: Uh, uh, is it getting hot in here?
Pleakley looks nervously as he tries to think and use 'psychi' powers or something.
Pleakley: What kind of object are you...holding? Is it a...a huge Donphan? My head sounds like it's going to explode!
Suddenly without warning, the machine explode (making a foof sound) and caught on fire causing Pleakley to scream like mad. We now see Jumba on the floor, crushed by the Donphan.
Jumba: (mumbled) Oh, Plealley, you've gone on fire. Please don't go on fire.
Pleakley: WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO I HAVE HERE?! I AM ON FIRE! PUT ME OUT, PUT ME OUT, PUT ME OUT!!!
The audience laughs madly as the act came to an end. We go back to the balcony again as Slinkman spoke.
Slinkman: That was terrible, sir. Hey, guess whp I had lunch with today?
Lumpus: (shrugs) Oh, I don't know...Oscar Mayer?
Suddenly Lumpus's head explode (making a foof sound) and set the moose's head on fire causing him to scream much to Slinkman's alarm.