It's time! Get ready everyone!
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Kid Chorus: Aka Pella, Kip Ling, Bow-Haired Girl, Crooked-Mouth Boy
Chorus: In the not so distant future, somewhere in Base 16,
Russian dictator Stalin and TV'S Froggo are making an evil scheme,
Froggo has some friends, one of them is Loud,
A loud boy that Stalin that doesn't allowed,
He knew he and his friends are taking up space,
So he knocked them unconscious and he sent them up to space.
Loud: GET US DOWN!!!!!
Stalin: I'll sent him cheesy movies, the worst I can find,
Chorus: La, la, la
Stalin: He had to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind.
Chorus: La, la, la
Now keep in mind that Loud can't control where his movies are gotta end,
He'll try to keep his insanery with the help of his Histerian friends.
(Screen whirls and stop, a title comes on screen)
Chorus: Histerian Roll Call!
Cambot! (Your on!)
Pule! (WAAAAH!)
Charity Bazaar (I'm not happy)
TOOOOAAAAASSSSTTTT!!!! (Ask me if I care!)
If your wandering how they eat and breath, or maybe if this is full of whacks,
Just repeat yourself it just a parody I should really just relax!
(Title comes on screen along with a big planet thingy)
Chorus: For...Mystery Histeria Theater 3000.
(We see the usual doors sequence and we stop to spaceship room. Loud, Pule, Toast, and Charity are there.)
Loud: Hello, fans. Welcome to the Satellite of Time! And..
Pule: Help us! We're being trapped on a satellite by a Russian madman!
Toast: Dude, it's bad enough we are being pursued by a scientist turned into a robot, a evil whack-out baby, and a psycho at a theme park, but now one of our guest-stars from our show traps us here!
Charity: I'm not happy.
Loud: Well, that's what happen. Joseph Stalin from our show Histeria! went nuts and traps us here. Anyway, ever since we were here, he's trying to drive us insane by making us watch bad movies.
Pule: Lucky for us, we had a sense of humor and always survives!
Loud: While we try to figured out what to do next, we'll right back.
(commerical)
Toast: And another thing, why is Pule here??? He's flat-out annoying!
Pule: Am not! I just whin allot! Besides, you guys never give me credit at all! I been on the show as along as you guys, but you get all the credit!
Charity: He's right. He always been there. I think we should go easy on him.
Loud: We'll do that. (Mad light blinks on the screen) Oh great. The guy from Georgia is calling.
(He pushes the answer button. We QC to Base 16 where Joseph Stalin and TV's Froggo are at. Stalin looks annoyed.)
Stalin: I'll ignored that little remark, loud person. Anyway, it's time for today's science project. Do you got any to show, hmmm?
(QC to Satellite. The prisoners had some sort of science project prepared.)
Loud: WELL, WHAT WE GOT HERE IS A TOY PROJECT 3000!
(Everyone went ooh!)
Charity: Indeed. With this toy, you can make any toys you want.
Toast: Plus, it comes with a free cappicuno.
Pule: Cool! Can I have one?
Toast: No, it will make you hyper.
Loud: TOO LATE!
(QC to Base 16. TV's Froggo looks impressed.)
Froggo: The project looks good, Uncle Joe.
(Joseph angrily hits Froggo on the head)
Stalin: Never call me that in public!!!
(He turns back to screen)
Stalin: That's good for now, but now it's time for your movie for today. Today's movie is going to be a horror for you.
Toast: Dude, what's isn't?
Stalin: I'll ignore that remark as well. Your movie today...
(QC to satellite)
Charity: Um, Froggo, if your listening, don't let him do this. We are your friends.
(QC to Base 16)
Froggo: Sorry guys, but he's holding my allowance.
Stalin: And as long as I hold it, he'll do as I say! As I was saying, your movie today is 24 Hours the fan-fiction made by fellow H! author, robert.(laughing evilly)
(QC to satelitte)
Toast: Well, so much for your attempt of talking, Char.
Charity: I thought it would work.
Loud: WAIT A MINUTE! DID HE SAID 24 HOURS?
Pule: Yes.
Charity: Oh wait. I remember that one.
(Movie sign flashes wildly)
Loud: FORGET THAT! WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!!!
(We see the usual doors sequence and we QC to theater)
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To be continued...
I am revising this story this time replacing Batman Forever with 24 Hours.
...because if you plan to create a wise crack after every other word, it will literly take you years. And since I wrote it, I would know what I'm talking about, so I do wonder if you plan to keep that up knowing how long my fic is. But keep going just the same, but at least make sure there are at least 1 or 2 people left that will take the fic seriously afterwards{insert laugh of the day}
Well, wait and see, buddy! I will make sure no one will ever be terrified of this fic again! (Not even me!) Once Loud and the others are done with it, they don't forget it either!
Oh, by the way. Can you submit a part for my newest fanfiction, "Evil Histeria II" The Histerians Strikes Back"? I will be participated it if you do.
Now back to the fic...
[presses the number 7. The elevator]
Pule: Stops after floor 2.
[goes up and while it does the various names of]
Charity: People who we don't give a care about.
[the floors are seen at the top reading in order. "1'st)
Loud: WE ALL WENT!
[floor: Shows good and still in production floor" "2'nd]
Toast: The Kellner is a jerk floor.
[floor: SHows good and thereford had to be cancellor floor")
Charity: I'm not happy.
Loud: WHAT A JOKE!
["3'rd Floor: All Pokemon]
Pule: All the time!
[floor" "4'th floor: Another all Pokemon floor" "5'th floor]
Toast: (some elevator man) Kitchen appliances, useful weapons, and other useless stuff.
["Yet another all Pokemon floor")
Charity: Man. Kellner really knows his Pokemon.
Pule: Gotta catch them all!
All: Pokemon!
(Note from JusSonic: I like Pokemon! So don't flame me!)
["6'th floor "Still another all Pokemon floor" (that's because]
Loud: WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BUILDINGS TO PUT IT IN!
[we just love it so much]
Pule: (Elmyra) We will squeeze it to pieces!
[since we show it almost 24/7 a day so don't bother complaining]
Charity: Or we will declared martial law and shutted down the programs again.
[Finally it stops at floor 7 "Shows either on the brink of ending]
[Now the person walks through a hall and goes toward a door]
Toast: Dude, this whole story is about going to the bathroom? In the words of red, yuckosis!
[labeld "Histeria! section" He/she walks in and walks through another hallway, with pictures]
Pule: Of WOW with no clothes on.
All (except Pule): Pule!
Pule: What?!
[left and right of all the regular Histeria cast, including]
Charity: Letters of death threats.
[a rather large picture of Sammy Melman.]
Loud: HEY! WHY DID HE GET A LARGE PICTURE?!
Charity: He insisted on it, remember?
Loud: OH!
[Finally, the person goes to a door labeled "Histeria meeting room"]
Toast: Oh! Must be that new chat room.
[and opens it, where all the regular cast members]
Pule: Discuss how badly this movie is.
[around a rectangular table.]
Charity: As our answer to the round table.
[Now we finally, finally see who the person is. It's Loud Kiddington]
Loud: IT'S ME! THE STAR!
Toast: And Gene's favorite punchbag.
(Loud sticks tongue out at Toast, annoyed)
[Loud: HI EVERYONE, SORRY I'M LATE!]
Loud: CHARITY HAS TO GO INTO OVERTIME!
Charity: Loud! No one wants to discuss that.
Pule: Cool! Can I see next time?
Loud/Charity: No!
Pule: Meanie.
[Sammy: You should be sorry,]
Toast: (as Sammy) Because now it's time to die.
[we were waiting quite some time for you, now sit down! (Loud sits down]
Charity: (as Sammy) Now sit up again.
[nervously) Ha, ha, gotcha with that very mad bit,)
Pule: Yeah? Well you should see what mad he was when Lydia went with R6!
(QC to R6.)
R6: You can't proved anything!
Lydia: (V/0) Oh, Johnny! Where are you?
(R6 gulps. QC to theater)
[scared you didn't I, since that's so out of character for me to get that mad! Loud: ACTUALLY]
Loud: YOU A DOOFUS!
[IT IS IN CHARACTER SINCE, NO OFFENSE,]
Toast: (as Loud) but you aren't wearing any pants, dude.
All: (laughs at the thought)
[YOU HAVE A BAD SENSE OF HUMOR.]
Loud: NO DUH, SHERLOCK!
Toast: Dude, don't talk to yourself like that! That's strange.
[Father Time: Well that's an improvement]
Charity: [as Father Time] On second thought, forget it. It's all crap!
[over other network gurus,]
Pule: Old men ran the station?
[since they have no sense of humor at all! (Everyone but Sammy laughs) Sammy: Ha, ha. yes. Now if we've had enough of making fun of me]
All: (as cast) No we don't!
[let's get down to business. Now,]
Pule: Into the hot tub?
[as you all know]
Loud: (as Sammy) CHARITY BAZAAR IS HOT!
(Charity blushes)
[we are in a little bit of a bad situation. World's Oldest Woman: Little bit?!]
Charity: (as WOW) How about a bit more?!
[Almost all of our episodes aired, they plan to cancel us as soon as they're aired, and we're the reason that the 7'th floor name has that seciond caled "Shows we can't get rid of yet" label! Mr. Melman,]
Charity: (as WOW) We aren't hiring.
[I don't think that comes out to a "little bit" of a bad siutation. Sammy: Uh, exactly what I was about to say! But I am not about to give up on this,]
Toast: (as Sammy) at least not until the check comes in the mail, dude!
[and I won't give in without a fight! Miss Information: That's gross!]
Charity: Score one for Miss Info.
[But I though you needed a heart to live,]
Pule: Say Dorothy to the Tin Man.
[so how can you still be here if you put your heart in the show?]
Toast: He did? No wonder it is cancelling!
[Sammy: (Sighs) Once again, you miss the point,]
Charity: It's in Sandusy, you fool.
Loud: HEY! DON'T BASH MISS INFORMATION, OH RIGHT?!
Charity: This is a fan-fiction, remember?
Loud: OH RIGHT!
[So I'll just edit that line to say I worked very hard]
All: (laughs)
[on this show and I'm not giving up on it. Aka: Even considering the fact]
Toast: That Pule is very annoying.
Pule: Hey!
[that doing that mean going up against those heartless network execs and the complaints of our network censor Lydia Karaoke]
Loud: WHAT A GROUCH!
[about those constant gross out gags that would continie if you succeed? Sammy: Yes, and don't worry about Lydia,]
Toast: R6 is having his way with her.
(QC to Lydia and R6 frowning]
Lydia/R6: We are going to get letters.
(QC to theater)
[it's because of us that she got her job,]
Charity: Oh yeah. Just plan to kill Caesar and she will jumped all over you.
Pule: But Lydia doesn't even like him!
Charity: That is besides the point.
[and therefore she'd have to show some mercy towards us.]
Loud: OR SHE WILL GO AT US WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
[Besides, she never said she'd try to cancel it, she just reports to the execs about it content and they factored those reports in their original decision.]
Toast: Gad, like thanks a lot Lydia.
Loud: WHAT A NUT!
Charity: I'm not happy.
[Loud: BUT SHE DOES RAISE SOME GOOD POINTS AT TIMES SAMMY, SHOULDN'T WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT]
Pule: Who get the bigger pay?
[ALL THE BAD GAGS WE'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THAT SHE WOULD USE AGAINST US?! Sammy: Come on, despite that,]
Toast: She doesn't do crap.
[I don't see any other rason why people hate this show. It fullfills FCC]
Loud: FOOD CARE CENTER?
Charity: Fish Cat Cutter?
Pule: Figs Comes Colorado?
Toast: Uh, Franklin Carrey Catty?
[guidelines, it's funny and educational, what else do they want? Father Time: Well another complaint is]
Pule: It isn't on anymore!
[the lack of character development. Sammy: What?]
Loud: HE SAID ANOTHER COMPLAINT IS THE LACK OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! WAKE UP!
[Father Time: I said a lack of character development is another big problem. Sammy: I don't understand]
All: No kidding!
[Loud: HE SAID THERE'S A BIG LACK OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM?! Sammy: Well, now I do,]
Toast: And I wouldn't care less dude.
[all too literally I might add. Father Time: In that case I'll explain in layman's terms.]
Charity: Who's that? That guy from Seinfeld?
Pule: No, that is Newman.
Charity: Oh.
[They hate the fact that all the characters are]
Toast: Created equal.
Loud: HEY ABE!
[mostly one dimensional, to be more specific. For instance, I just introduce stretches,]
Loud: HEY! I INTRODUCE SKETCHES TOO!
Toast: Name one!
Loud: THE CINNAMON SONG FOR ONE!
Toast: Oh yeah.
[Big Fat Baby]
Charity: Needs a change.
[provides bathroom humor,]
Toast: Just throw in the towel, dude.
[Loud just yells,]
Loud: I DO NOT!
Charity: You are yelling now!
Loud: YEAH, BUT NOT ALL THE TIME!
[Miss Info says incorrect stuff, you get the idea.]
Pule: (snickering) Yeah right.
[The audience doesn't like that we all have only one defining trait in our characters.]
Loud: I HAVE ANOTHER TRAIT!
Charity: That is...?
Loud: KISSING!
Charity: Oh Loud...
(She and Loud started to make out. Toast and Pule just stares.)
Toast: Uh, let's just watch the movie, dude.
Pule: Good idea.
[Sammy: We've been over this Father Time,]
Toast: So shut up!
[I have no room for that on this show, this is to teach history]
Pule: Who's history?
[and make people laugh, particularly the laugh part, I can't bore people]
Toast and Pule: (laughs)
[with pointless meaningful development. Besides,]
Pule: I am still an idiot.
[no offense to you guys, but sicne you people are exactly alike with the characters you play, there's nothing to develop. Father Time: He's got us there,]
Pule: No he doesn't.
Toast: Yo, dudes. Break's over.
(Loud and Charity finished what they are doing and sat back down)
[he had all of the characters in mind when this began, then he found us,]
Loud: NO HE DIDN'T! HE TRICK US!
Charity: I still hadn't forgave about the bathroom trick!
Toast: Bummer that I didn't get to see the Baywatch babes!
Pule: I thought you were with Pepper?
Toast: That was before.
Pule: Oh.
[who were exactly alike with the description of this show's characters, so he had all of them named after us, and the rest is Histeria!]
Loud: LAME JOKE ALERT!
Charity: Someone arrested this guy.
[Sammy: You proved my point, the Father Time on the show gives all the boring stuff]
Loud: THAT'S NOT TRUE! WE SAID THE BORING STUFF TOO!
Charity: I'm not happy.
[and you do the same! That's why you guys are brilliant]
Toast: Thank you, oh stupid dude.
[you're all playing yourselves! Charity: If we were that brilliant,]
Pule: We would have been in the movies.
[we wouldn't be on the brink of cancellation. Sammy: Sigh, please no more depressing talk okay,]
Charity: I like depressing talk. Besides it kept Loud interesting.
Loud: WHAT A BABE!
[there's no need to be sad, I am going to fight this thing and we will prevail. (While Sammy keeps talking]
Loud: THE WORLD BLEW UP!
[we close on a large screen TV to the right of the room, turned off.) Sammy: (Continuing) Trust me,]
[is from the sketch where he reenacted The Shot Heard Round The World,]
Toast: Dude I don't get it. If the shot was heard around the world, wouldn't the world hears it?
Pule: I don't know the answer to that one.
[and we see him do that. Cut to a living room]
Charity: Of the Bradys.
[where a man, woman, and two kids are watching this]
Toast: Kids? Dude, this is a Bradys fic!
[Man: Hey, isn't this from that educational show Histeria! that the kids always watch? Woman: I wouldn't know,]
Loud: SO SHUT UP!
[since I've never seen it, but from the look of te kids]
Pule: They won't changed the channel for hours.
Charity: No kidding.
[it sure looks like it. (We see the kids kids, an 8 year old boy and 9 year old girl, watching this with glee) Man: Martha, can we change the channel, I want to watch ESPN! Martha: George if we do that, it'll break their hearts, so that means we're struck watching this.]
Loud: THEIR NAMES ARE GEORGE AND MARTHA? THIS IS A DRAMA FIC!
Charity: How did you know that?
Loud: UH, I DON'T KNOW.
[George: Oh well, maybe this'll be good, it better be. (Fade into another house where another couple is watching the show) Man: Change we change this Sally dear, I never liked this show]
Loud: OH YEAH?! WE NEVER LIKE YOU EITHER!
Charity: Loud, they apologized for trying to kill you, remember?
Loud: OH YEAH! SORRY!
[Sally: I suppose. (She picks a remote and changes the channel, but]
Pule: Barney is on the next channel.
[the same thing is on. She flips through all the channels and they're the same too.) This isn't right,]
Loud: I SHOULD HAVE CHARITY AS A GIRLFRIEND ON THE SHOW!
Charity: I am your girlfriend now, remember?
Loud: OH YEAH!
Toast: Toally, dude.
[this thing's on every channel! Man: Well turn if off, I'm not going to be exposed]
Pule: With my pants down.
[to this for 24 hours! (Sally tries to turn it off, but it's still on)]
Toast: Dude!
[Sally: You may have to Jim,]
Charity: When Sally and Jim meets Loud.
[I can't turn this off! (She reaches for the On/Off button on the TV, and]
Loud: IT EXPLODE. THE END.
Charity: We still aren't going to get away that easier either.
Loud: RATS!
[it doesn't work) Yep, this thing's not going off, we'll have to live with this. Jim: No we won't, I'm muting this thing and if that doesn't work,]
Pule: I will kill myself!
Toast: Then why don't you?
Pule: I was mocking Jim, Toast.
Toast: Bummer.
[turn down the volume! (He tries both, and they don't work) What's the matter with this thing?! I told you we should have gotten a TV made in this decade!]
Loud: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?
[(Now the image on TV is that of Miss Info interviewing the dinsoaurs in The Dawn of Time ep. We see the part where]
Loud: THE DINOS FINISHED EXPLAINING THEIR EXTINCTION?
[the dinos finish explaining how they went extinct,]
Loud: I WAS RIGHT!
Charity: (as Miss Info) Thank you, Nostferatu.
Loud: (as Nostradamus) I AM A PROPHET, NOT A SEVE PROPHET! SHUT UP!
Toast: Dude, that is a cool Nostradamus imitation if I say so myself!
Loud: THANKS!
[and she asks]
Pule: What time is it?
[how long this extinction lasted. Cut now to the meeting room]
Charity: Of the Chicago Bulls.
[where Father Time is flipping through the channels and the show is on every channel like before. A caption now reads]
Charity: Screwy, isn't it?
[it's 4:30 PM) Father Time: Now this is odd,]
Loud: I DON'T SEEM TO BE TALKING RIGHT NOW!
[how are we on every channel? And why? W.O.W: What do you mean we? So far]
Loud: WE DIDN'T DO DUH!
[it looks like Loud and Miss Info are the only ones on this thing. Sammy: (Listening to a radio) That's funny, reports are]
Pule: Gilligan had just gotten off the island?
Toast: Keanu Reeves is replacing George Clooney?
Loud: HISTERIA IS COMING BACK?
Charity: We are getting off the satelitte?
[that this is happeneing on every TV in the world.]
Charity: Except Afghanistan.
[That means that everyone on the planet is watching this. Toast: Cha, I think]
Toast: You are an idiot.
[that's fairly obvious if it's on every TV in the world. Lucky Bob: You are]
Loud: INCORRECT, SIR!
[correct sir. Hiyo! Sammy: Wait a minute, if we're being shown everywhere...(he thinks for a minute)}
Charity: Sammy thinking? That's scary.
Pule: What is more scarier is how he done those dull impressions of that Frank Gifford guy.
Toast: Best not to ask, little dude.
[That's it!! Cho-Cho: What's it?]
Pule: A creature in Ireland.
[Sammy: "It" is our salvation!]
Charity: Who? The Justice League?
[Aka: I don't get it. Sammy: Wel I didn't expect any of you to,]
Loud: WHAT AM I SAYING? I DON'T GET IT EITHER!
[so I'll explain. That guy who showed up before this]
Loud: IS EVIL! DIE GENE!
Charity: He's already dead, sweetie.
Loud: I KNOW, BUT HE REALLY MADE ME MAD WHEN HE ALMOST KILL YOU!
Charity: Don't worry about it.
(She kisses Loud, who blushes. They return to watching the movie)
[started, he must be a huge Histeria fan,]
Charity: Yeah right.
Loud: I DON'T KNOW WHY WE PUT UP WITH HIM!
Toast: Dude, he got the idea after his old man died!
Pule: Who?
Toast: His dad, you know the guy from Tiny Toons.
Pule: Oh yeah...never seened that episode.
Toast: Then don't.
[so he must be taking over the airwaves and showing 24 hours]
Pule: Of Facts Of Life reruns.
[of the show to convince everyone that it's great and should be shown more often. Loud: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?]
Loud: YEAH!
[Sammy: Well, why else would somebody go to all that trouble to show 24 hours of a show? He'd have no]
Charity: Brains.
[reason to show it if he hated us,]
Loud: YOU WISH! HE HATED ME AND MISS INFO!
[that's for sure! Once the execs see that someone likes us this much to do this,]
Toast: They are going to blow chunks, dude!
Pule: Gross!
Toast: Now you know how I feel.
Charity: Yes.
Pule: Geez, I am sorry.
[they'll have to renew us! Like I said, brilliant!]
[Maybe he's right, for once. Sammy: Of course I am, what else it could be?]
Pule: A marathon that no one will like.
[Loud: (Thinking to himself) Hmm, if that is the case, this guy certainly seems to be fond of me,]
Loud: YEAH RIGHT! WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
[I seem to be in this quit a bit. I'd better keep watching this since]
Charity: I had no where else to go.
[I find that statement a bit hard to believe. (Another image of Loud is shown on the TV, and we now]
Toast: Know the rest of the story.
[dissolve to that same image on another screen,]
Pule: Somewhere in Giants Stadium.
[and many others, as we see they are part of a control console. Right in front of it,]
Loud: IS ANOTHER IMAGE OF ME!
[a chair is seen, and sitting in it is the strange man from earlier, working the buttons) Man: (Looking at the screeens of Loud) Ah, thus my vengeance begins.]
Toast: Dude, I hadn't even gotten the game for GameCube yet.
[It took me 8 months to carrty this all out, but in 24 hours]
Loud: I WILL GET MY BUTT KICK!
[it will be worth the wait. And now...]
Charity: The rest of the story.
[well, I certainly hope everyone got their earplugs ready when this began, they're going to need them. (Cut back to Sally and Jim) Jim: You know,]
Pule: The Facts of Life isn't about you.
[I've been trying to give this thing a chance since it came on, but I've had enough! All I've seen so far]
Loud: IS RERUNS!
[is that loud kid yelling coupled with some very stupid statements by that tourist guide!]
Loud: NOT REALLY! A STUPID STATEMENT IS I AM NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!
Toast: Or I crapped my pants, dude.
Pule: Or the world blew up but it didn't.
Charity: Knock it off, guys.
[Sally: Yes, those statements are even more annoying]
Charity: Then the last Spice Island Girls album.
[after being expoed to so much yelling.]
Pule: (as Grinch) Oh the yelling, the yelling, the yelling.
[Jim: You know, this is sad, we should have better things to do than this. Let's do something constructive. Sally: Good idea,]
Loud: NOT!
[I'll finish reading that book "The Bridges of Madison Avenue County" Jim: And I'll go to the garage]
Toast: Where I'll prepared for you obvious murder!
[and make some final adjustments]
Pule: To my pants.
[to our car.]
Charity: They have a car?
[(Sally goes to a couch and Jim goes across the room and opens a door to the garage.]
Toast: Wait a minute, if Gene can make a forcefield to keep them in the house, how can he be in the garage???
Charity: The garage is part of the house, Toast.
Toast: Oh.
Loud: WHAT A NUT!
Toast: Dude.
[Cut back to the man]
Pule: In The Yellow Hat.
[who pushes a few buttons and now, bnack at Sally and Jim's house, the TV is louder.]
Pule: And Leon is getting larger!
Charity: That doesn't make any sense, Pule.
Pule: Not to me, either.
Loud: WEIRDO!
[The Gettysburg address sketch from the first Civil War ep is on, so now when Loud is yelling,]
Loud: ABE CAN HEAR ME MORE CLEARLY!
[it's so loud that Sally can't concentrate on reading her book. The noise is so loud it reaches to across the room to the garage where Jim is]
Toast: Goofing off, dude.
[working on his car, and he can't concentrate. They run toward each other.)]
Loud: AND THEY ALL FELL DOWN!
[Sammy: Sally, if the remote doesn't work, why is the volume up so high? Sally: What?!]
Loud: HE SAY WHY THE VOLUME IS UP SO HIGH! WHAT A NUT!
[I can't hear you over this! Jim: Oh no,]
Pule Mr. Bill presents.
[we are not going through that joke where all we say is "What?!" over high volume!)
Charity: (as Pee-Wee Herman) What? What?
[Sally: What?!]
Toast: He said we are not going through that joke! Had you got no brains at all?!
[(Jim angrily picks up a piece of paper and writes what he has to say,]
Pule: And immediately forgot what to do.
[which is "This noise is getting so distracting, I don't think any of us]
Toast: Can speak even louder, dude.
[will be able to do anything without hearing this!" Sally then writes on another piece of paper "Then let's go outside and take]
Loud: A BATH!
[a walk!" Jim writes "Good idea!"]
Charity: Or not.
[Then the volume is turned down back to normal) Jim: Phew, good it down again, let's go before]
Pule: The world explodes.
[it goes back to being all gaga!]
Toast: Dude, what on earth is gaga?
Charity: I don't know.
Loud: ME EITHER!
[(Fade to George and Martha as they try to change]
Loud: THEIR CLOTHES!
[the channel to something else with no luck) George: Martha, that little loud noise gave me the obvious conclusion]
Charity: That I needn't bring any earplugs.
[that we need to get out of here and get some good fresh air]
Toast: Unfortunately, pollution has gotten even worse that day.
Pule: Tune in to Fred Moppel for more.
[if this is all that's goona be on! Martha: I concur,]
Loud: CONCUR? WHAT THE HECK?
Toast: Dude, this author is making up words as he goes!
Pule: I agree.
[come on kids, we are going to get some air before dinner. (Fade back to the man as he pushes some buttons.]
Charity: However, one of them is labeled "Idiot Killer".
[Cut to a roof]
Pule: That Tim Allen fell off of.
[where suddenly a giant ray gun comes out and shoots a green light.]
Loud: WHICH MEANS WE CAN WALK ACROSS THE ROAD!
[It begins to spread everywhere, and then the light turns invisible.]
Charity: Like the invisible man.
[Cut to an outside view of the planet, where]
Toast: The Death Star is going to destroy the planet, dude.
[a green ring]
Loud: WHAT IS THIS? SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?
[covers the Earth, and then disappears.)]
Pule: Like the invisible man.
[Voice: (From the man's console) Operation done.]
Pule: Great. Gene must have come back from a surgery.
[Now every door in every house in the world is locker, except for the Kids WB shows building.]
Pule: Oh, and also David Spade's house.
[And every window that's open is still open, but special shielding]
Charity: It isn't that special.
[will prevent anyone from going out of their house through it. (The man grins)]
Toast: Like a psycho who just been given a gun for his birthday.
Loud: GLAD HE NEVER USED IT!
Charity: Here, here.
[(Cut to Sally and Jim's house, George and Martha's, and to other houses in the world to show]
Pule: They have pretty ugly furniture. I bet the people at home didn't think we can see them!
Toast: Dude, if that didn't work for Pepper, it won't for you!
[that any open doors are now closing. At Sally and Jim's, Jim tries to open the door, but it won't open.) Jim: This door won't open!]
Loud: NO KIDDING, SHERLOCK!
[I don't get it,]
Loud: LIKE I SAID, NO KIDDING!
[it was wide open a second ago and it swung closed. Sally: Let's try a window then. (They open a window. Jim tries to go through it, but he seems to have slammed into some sort of invisible wall instead.]
Toast: Like Shawn Wayans in Scary Movie II.
Pule: What?
Charity: It is the sequel to Scary Movie, the parody of many horror movies.
Loud: TOAST SNUCK A COPY WITH HIM WHEN WE BABYSIT THE RUGRATS, REMEMBER?
[He then puts out his hand but it won't go past the window, an unseen barrier seems to be stopping him.) Jim: It feels like I'm touching...]
Pule: My...
Charity: (yelling) No pervert jokes!
[something that isn't allowing me to leave. Sally dear, I thin we're stuck in here. Sally: This is no time for rhyming Jim,]
Toast: You are not Mother Goose, you know.
[how can you rhyme at a time like this?!]
Pule: Uh, six o'clock?
(Others stared at him)
Pule: Hey, Lucky Bob isn't here!
Toast: Right...
[(Fade back to George and Martha) George: Are you saying]
Loud: THAT PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL?!
Toast: Go Packers!
Pule: Yeah Packers!
Charity: Whatever.
[we're stuck in here? How can this be happening?! Martha: I have no idea,]
Loud: NO KIDDING!
Charity: Loud, stop. That isn't nice.
Loud: NEITHER IS CREATING A MARATHON TO TURN PEOPLE AGAINST US!
Pule: Huh? I thought Gene only hated you and Miss Info during this time.
Charity: Yes, but he also hated our show which means he hated all of us.
Toast: Yeah, little dude.
Pule: I don't understand why he didn't trick me to go to Washington.
Toast: (snickering) Who knew?
Pule: Stop it, you meanie!
[it seems that whoever's showing us this marathon]
Pule: Is a nut!
Loud: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!
[wants to us to watch at whatever the cost.]
Charity: $3.50 a hour.
[George: Well there has to be something we can do!!]
Toast: Try shuting up for one.
[Martha: George honey,]
Charity: There are bears out there.
[from the looks of it whoever's doing this can turn up the volume so we can't concentrate]
Loud: ON DOING IT!
Toast: Sick!
Loud: HEY, THAT WHAT ME AND CHARITY ALWAYS DOES!
Charity: But we always stick to first base.
Pule: What is she talking about?
Toast: Dude, do not ask.
[on anything else, like what happened a few minutes ago. I don't think there's anything we can do. George: Thank you Mrs Exposition]
Toast: Huh? Her name is Martha Exposition?
Charity: He is being sarcarius, Toast.
Toast: Whoa!
[for filling my head with that horrendous thought.}
Loud: NOW DIE!
[(Cut to the meeting room. While the others are at the far left of room discussing, Loud]
Pule: Is busy having his way with Charity.
Loud/Charity: Pule!
Pule: What?
[is watching the marathon very closely. It is now 5:00) Loud: This is ver unusual,]
Loud: I AM NOT SEEM TO BE YELLING RIGHT NOW! OH WAIT, I AM YELLING!
[something batty's going on here.]
Toast: Time to call Renaissance Man!
All: (singing) Renaissance Man! He's the Renaissance Man! He think of things as fast as he can! He's the Reniassiance Man! Renaissance Man!
Pule: Okay, that is pointless.
[HEY MR. MELMAN!!]
Loud: YOUR WIFE JUST CALLED!
[Sammy: Loud, I told you not to yell while we're busy]
Pule: (as Sammy) Finding ways to kill you.
(Charity angrily hits Pule)
Pule: Ow!
Charity: (angrily) No death threats!
Pule: I was only mocking Melman!
Charity: Well, your doing a bad job doing so.
Loud: WHAT A NUT!
[discussing how to convince the execs to renew us because of this marathon. That's why we had to go over here to discuss it because of that loud outburst a half hour ago. Loud: ARE ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY]
Toast: Stupid than you look?
[_WATCHING_ THIS MARATHON, I DON'T THINK THE REASON THIS IS HAPPENING IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.]
Charity: No kidding.
[Miss Info: Why is that? Loud: I don't know, but it's very fitting]
Pule: In this shirt.
[that you asked that question. Look,]
Charity: No.
[I've been watching this and all that's been shown]
Toast: Are crappy reruns of Who's The Boss with Tony Danza.
[is me yelling and Miss Information saying]
Pule: I am an idiot.
Toast: No kidding.
Pule: I was...oh forget it.
[incorrect remarks. Sammy: Well, maybe this guy]
Charity: Is a evil psycho who hated Loud and Miss Information and wants them dead.
Loud: THOUGH WE DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME!
Toast: Toally.
[_likes_ those running gags.]
Pule: Since when does gags had feet?
[Father Time: You're joking right?]
Loud: I NEVER JOKE!
[I mean no disrespect towards Loud, but we all know that mostly everyone can't stand hearing him yell.]
[Aka: That's right, not even you can stand it Sammy. Sammy: Well you're right there,]
Toast: I should stand elsewhere!
[but I do a good job of hiding it.]
Pule: (snickering) Yeah right.
[Cho-Cho: And plus Miss Information's incorrect statementsare also so incorrect that not many people]
Loud: GO TO SCHOOL!
[would like that too, no offense. Lucky Bob: You are correct sir. Sammy: So what are you all getting at?]
Charity: Wal-Mart.
[Loud: I'm saying]
Loud: YOU ARE STILL AN IDIOT!
[that it's very strange that someone would show two running gags of the show that]
Toast: Doesn't exist, dude.
[practically no likes for 24 hours like it looks like this guy is doing. Therefore,]
Loud: I AM!
[I think that there's another reason why this is happening. W.O.W: He's probably right. And besides,]
Pule: Why else is this story getting stupider?
[if he just wanted to show everyone how good the show is, wouldn't he show all of us instead of just Loud and Miss Info? Sammy: Oh dear, you're right!]
Toast: What do you know? The Samm-meister admitted it.
Charity: Yes.
[But maybe we shouldn't get paranoid here, I mean it's not like this is done for some sort of evil purpose right? Right?!]
Toast: You got that right, baby!
(The viewers stand up and leave the theater. We see the usual doors sequence. We return to the bridge at the beginning of the show.)
Loud: GREAT, I WAS HOPING TO FINALLY GET OUT OF THERE!
Toast: Yeah, last thing we need is being reminded of what happened.
Pule: Now I'm glad I wasn't there. Otherwise, I would had gone insane from the experience.
Charity: You and me both, brother.
Pule: I am not your brother!
(Pule and Charity are now arguing)
Toast: Dude, this is going to take long.
Loud: YEAH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
(Commercial)
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Okay, this ends part 1 of the MHT3000k story. Please read and review. I will get to part 2 ASASP.