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Dr Gene Burrows

February 6 2002 at 4:58 PM
 
from IP address 172.140.118.51

 
Voiced by: Gene Hackman
First apperance: 24 Hours{fanfic}
Age: 50 in human years, 15 in robot years.
Turn ons- Science, psychological torture, revenge
Turn offs- Annoying things, sentiment, his enemies happiness
Former friends- Harry Norman{later his enemy}Vincent Morre{dead}Dr William Shelton{dead}
Birth: 1965
Death: 2015

Madman. Psycho. Monster. Murderer. Robot. And to think just before November 11'th, 1999, Dr Gene Burrows was merely considered an ordinary scientist. Since he first showed up in the fanfic "24 Hours" no villain in H! fanficdom since has challenged his unique brand of chilling physical- and psychological, destruction. Using the one passion in his life other than revenge, science, he has thrown giant electric eels, walking bars, spiders- real and mechanical, and one giant metal one, at the Histerians path. Actually, more at Loud Kiddington, Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, and his former friend Harry Norman's path.
Blaming Loud and Miss Info for the strange but hilarious events that led to the loss of his job, he has since pursed their demise with the dedication of 10 Javert's. But he never lets them off easy, living up to his last name by burrowing into his foes minds, playing on their weakenesses, and using them to torture them before trying to kill them. His sense of technology is just as strong though, since after all, he created a world wide marathon, a giant spider, and made himself into a robot after his physical death.
This last part happened during his second plan in "Another 24 Hours" where he threatened to destroy the United States if his foes weren't killed. There, he met a new friend, Vincent Morre, who wanted the Histerians dead just as much as he did, and with an army of citizens, they were on the trail. But he then discovered his arch foe Loud had fallen in love with Charity Bazaar, making her someone that had to die. The ensueing battle caused him to die- but then set off the transformation from dead human to live robot. But even then, thanks to Charity, his newfound plan to destroy Washington was foiled and he was killed again-but not for very long.
7 years later his remains were found by Dr William Shelton, and he was rebuilt. For the next 8 years he outdid himself in evil plotting, helping to turn Shelton into a madman who wanted robots to control humanity, and setting things so that 8 years later, he would meet Loud aagin: this time with him as an FBI agent and Gene a prisoner who the FBI wanted to help them bring Shelton down. He played Loud and his wife Charity like pawns yet again, and yet again he was brought down. Although he pushed his foes farther than ever, he would never get a chance to better his efforts again, as his remains were thrown in a molten steel vat.
At the end of his long, hateful life that began with such genius, he only had one thing left to say. Even if he was perminatly killed, he would live on forever in his enemies, and they would be nowhere without all his plots to destroy them. The horror is in the truthfulness of that, for better or worse, Gene Burrows will not be forgotten by Histerians, or their fanfiction community that in part was formed by his path of evil.

 
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JusSonic

64.12.102.32

Whoa!

February 6 2002, 5:38 PM 

This guy is scary! 50 years old? He is creepy! But he is evil enough to earn the title of number 1 H! villain.

You did good on this profile! Can you do the same for these guys? Vincent Morre, Dr. Harry Norman, William Shelton, Scott Drawford, and my creation, Evil Loud.

Well got to go. Hope you considered the profiles for the following characters. Good luck on your HNL 3 story!

 
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Dr Harry Norman

February 6 2002, 7:27 PM 

Actually, Gene lived as a human for 35 years, and spent the last 15 years{8 dead}of his life as a robot. At 50 us humans are starting to have creakey bones, where as he only had rust. But no matter. Here's a profile on his former friend, Harry Norman. I'll work on the others later on in this thread.

Voiced by: Geoffery Rush
First apperance: 24 Hours{fanfic}
Age: Early 30's in the first 2 24 fics, late 40's in 24 Days
Turn ons- Science, humor,
Turn offs- Evil people
Friends: Histeria cast
Fomrer friends: Gene Burrows
Birth: Mid 1960's
Death: Not yet, thank goodness

If movie critics were to over analyze the 24 series, they would likely say that the character of Dr Harry Norman doesn't add much to the fics and they could easily be done without him. Certainly he doesn't have the scene stealing of a Gene Burrows, the lasting impression of Gene, and the guy chosen to voice him has only 1 Oscar while the other has 2. But that's exactly the point{well, not the Oscar stuff though}as he's meant to be Gene's opposite, and anyone opposite Gene is someone we can all respect.
Harry has a genius mind, though Gene is unfortunatly smarter, but Harry is far superior everywhere else. He has a sense of humor, knows not to take things too seriously, and can actually make friends. An everyman if there was one, but one who made the mistake of getting friendly with Gene before his insanity. However, that did work out in the end with his late apperance in the spotlight in "24 Hours"
After figuring out the plan soon after seeing the marathon, Harry journeyed cross country to get to Gene's, whule warning the Histeria cast that was still in their office about Gene, and trying to find another way to stop the marathon. When it failed, he got to Gene's, met up with Loud and Miss Info, and helped them fend off Gene. In fact, it was Harry that saved them all that first time, as he convinced Loud to get Gene angry enough to make him waste his bullets, then he jumped off the rooftop to force him off the flagpole. Luckly, he landed on Nikola Tesla and wasn't hurt by the fall.
3 months later the attack on Washington happened, and Harry was made a target by Gene. This time his role was lessened however, but he still passed the time being a help to Charity as she dealt with her feelings for Loud. Since then we haven't seen much of Harry except for cameos in "Evil Histeria" and "The Anniversary Guest" but we did find out in "24 Days" that the future is bright for him. Although he was shoved down a flight of stairs by William Shelton, he saved the day again at the end by building a remote controled robot that stopped Gene from killing Loud. As a sharp contrast, his alternate self in the other universe is a evil psychotic that planned the marathon and attacks. But thankfully, our Harry is nothing like that, and unlike old aquaintences of his, will never be.

 
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172.134.27.129

Vincent Morre

February 7 2002, 5:28 PM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance{and last}: Another 24 Hours{fanfic}
Age: Early 30's
Turn ons- Doctoring, revenge
Turn offs- Peter Lorre and Vincent Price
Friends: Gene Burrows
Birth: Mid-late 1960's
Death: Febuary 20, 2000

Peter Lorre and Vincent Price are two of the most impersinable actors in movie history- so in a way that's where all the trouble started. And about 40 years after Lorre's last picture and 10 years after Price's, the man who somehow got their names became more famous than both of them combined: but for evildoing in real life. Oh, and the actual name to go on is Vincent Morre.
Being known mostly for having the first name of a famous actor and a similar last name to another one never sat well for Vincent. He figured that perhaps if he did something worthwhile, it would help stop that. His way to do it? Become a doctor of medicine. But his hopes rided on passing his final exam- on November 12'th, 1999. We all know what happened that day, and knowing that, you'd figure the chances of studying for a big test with that noise coming out weren't good, and they weren't. So predictably, he failed.
3 months later, he was ready to kill the one he thought responsible, Loud Kiddington. He went to Washington to get him there, but before he could do it, Gene's spider attack happened. Still, after he eard he was forming an army to get the Histerians, he showed up. It was there he got the chance to tell his story, and in doing so perhaps brought out the final tiny bits of Gene's humanity, as he expressed his sorrow for him, then made him leader of the army. Vincent and Gene then went on their enemies trail, forming a friendship along the way that in a strange way, showed them as 1% human behind the 99% psychos.
But try telling Loud that after Vincent discovered the love he and Charity shared, and then after he told Gene about it. Later when Charity went on the run, Vincent further made himself dispicable by capturing her and helping set up a hostage situation. Eventually he battled the two kids, Miss Info, and Harry at a White House secret room, where he fell to his death- until he remerged out after the spider and White House fell. There, the good guys nearly made him call off his pursuit of them, but it mearly made him think killing them would help him. However, his former army had turned against him by then, and they shot him. And to end it, one of their shots made a plate from the destroyed spider fall on him and offically end his crusade, and life.
Vincent may not be as noteworthy as Gene in villany, but he did have his perfect mix of evil, smarts, and hate. Peter Lorre's well known voice was also another another link to him for Vincent, as his Lorre like tones provided another great mix, or humor and menace. Frank Welker will likely be immortalized for voicing about every cartoon animal on Earth, but if my story was ever made real, his performance as this unique villian would surely give him something more famous to celebrate.

 
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Dr William Shelton

February 8 2002, 4:50 PM 

Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First apperance{and last}: 24 Days{fanfic}
Age: Mid 40's
Turn ons- Robots, proving people wrong
Turn offs- People that hate robots and people that hate his ideas for robots
Friends: Gene Burrows
Enemies: The rest of the country
Birth: Late 1960's
Death: 2015

In the first two 24 fics, Gene Burrows created such a impression that other H! fanfic villains paled in comparasion. So when word came that another one would show up in the futuristic story "24 Days" people could be forgiven for thinking that it wouldn't work. I mean, Vincent Morre was good in Another 24 Hours, but you can't pair Gene up with someone his equal twice, can you? Dr William Shelton came as close as possible to making that very wrong.
FBI Director Scott Drawford called him someone that put a new twist in the mad scientist genre, and he's generally right. He didn't go to evil for personal gain, he did it for robots and his theory that they should rule alongside humans to better the world. But no one was prepared to take the chance of a Terminator like fallout from that idea, so therefore no one listened. The reasons were good, but the result of the decision was very very bad.
8 years earlier he had found Gene Burrows's remains and rebuilt him, leading to Gene helping Shelton in adapting his world views. Once his ideas were shut down, their plan went under way. Shelton rose to the top of the most wanted list via stealing, various illegal stuff, and murder. Once Gene was captured by the FBI, then Shelton's real master plan commenced brilliantly. He contacted all the old Histeria characters except Loud and Charity, whom Gene was working over during his interrogations, and lured them to his house promising them their wishes. But there he had all but one turned into robots, with the plans of using them for destruction until they gave in to his wishes. One night later, he was ready to commit an ever greater crime.
Gene had made Loud and Charity start to fight, so Shelton capitialized by meeting Loud in a forest. After a brief brawl, it seemed to him like Shelton had Charity captured- and then a body that looked like her's fell dead. But Shelton had instead made a passed out Miss Info look like her to pass as a dead Charity, and then set up more evidence to make it like Loud killed her- although Shelton had the real Charity prisoner. After that, he went even further by capturing Drawford, making him evil, and luring police to his hideout to be killed by the Histeria robots. But his commupance came when, after it was discovered he had turned himself into a robot, he confronted Loud and Charity after they had dealt with Gene. Just before Shelton was to make a final blow against Charity though, Loud shot him, and he fell into a conviently placed vat of molten steel to melt to his death.
We haven't even discussed how he had, years earlier, disgused himself as a student at a school Charity was and nearly made her have an affair with him, then disgused himself again before her wedding to Loud and made it look like he drunkenly cheated on him. And let's not forget the brutal strength he used to throw Harry Norman down a flight of stairs. So with all these crafted plots and cruel mind games we've just explaned, it appears that lighting did strike twice in the evil department, and it's memorable name is William Shelton.

 
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Scott Drawford

February 9 2002, 5:46 PM 

Voiced by: Scott Glenn
First apperance{and last}: 24 Days{fanfic}
Age: Late 40's
Turn ons- Running the FBI, putting away criminals
Turn offs- Going too far in trying to catch someone, sacrificing someone's happiness for results
Friends: Loud Kiddington, Charity Bazaar
Enemies: Gene Burrows, William Shelton
Birth: Mid 1960's
Death: ???

Since J. Edgar Hoover, there haven't been many FBI directors that gained real fame while at that helm. Scott Drawford tasted his in an often infamous way during the events of "24 Days" There aren't a lot of details about him before he live through them, except that he may have lived in a house the Histerians were hiding in during "Another 24 Hours", and he is close to his 50's, but after stuff like this, no one would remember anything else.
After Gene's capture, Drawford brought Loud the news of his resurrection and told him to talk to Gene as he requested. Then after Gene set Loud up at one point, he convinced Loud to stay on the case. He then started to regret it as he saw it was taking a toll on Loud and Charity, and even was the first to hear of the secrets Charity was made to reveal. A day later he tried to stop Gene from giving them away to Loud, but he broke out and nearly killed Drawford until he gave in. This led to the events that led to the framing of Loud for Charity's "murder", but for Drawford, it was mearly a prelude to his involvement later.
William Shelton came to Drawford's 2 days after the frameup and injected him with some kind of drug. The next day when Loud escaped from jail, he saw Drawford a second before he knocked him out and took him to Shelton's. As it turned out, Drawford had been turned to Shelton's side and would help him put Loud away, and then help him get political control. But when the climactic battle happened, Loud shot Drawford before he could catch him. Soon after, he returned to his old self and helped make it legal for Loud to kill Gene for good.
24 Days is a kind of spoof of Silence of the Lambs, and one of the jokes adding to that is having the boss played, like in Lambs, by Scott Glenn, and having the character's name here sound like Glenn's character's name in Lambs. But this one has more importance, and more character, as Drawford's struggles to bring down Shelton without destroying Loud and Charity in the process. There aren't many authority figures like that in movie thrillers, which makes Scott Drawford all the more memorable. Perhaps not like a Hoover, but close enough for a fanfiction guy.

 
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JusSonic

152.163.197.179

A few things...

February 10 2002, 1:14 PM 

Congradulations on the profiles plus far. I know you will get to E. Loud Kiddington soon. But few things I got to say.

1.I just put up an Authors profile topic, where there are profiles of the H! authors. Perhaps you could put your profile up.

2.Can you do a profile about the following characters when you are done with E. Loud? (Take your time)
1.The army from Another 24 Hours (Nathan, Muldoon, Tress, Andrea, Stacy, etc.)
2.Mr. Anderson
3.Dan Bladder
4.Timpowitcz (The police chief from 24 Hours)
5.Jim & Sally and George & Martha and their family (From 24 Hours)
6.Reverend Karras
7.Mr. Frost (I still don't know who he is. Perhaps you can help me?)
8.The Evil Toons from Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud

3.Some of the H! character didn't get profiles yet (Like Sammy, Chit, Fetch, Pule, etc.) So put that to the list (Like I said before, take your time.)

4.Can you do the Evil Scientist and Crosby profiles (The villain and his helper from "Loud's Histerical Wish")? These will do great in my profile collection!

Got to go! See ya, Mr. 24 Hours.

 
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172.149.246.73

Evil Loud Kiddington

February 11 2002, 5:32 PM 

Voiced by: Cody Ruegger as a kid, Edward Norton as an adult
First apperance: Evil Histeria!{fanfic}
Age: Early 10's as a kid, mid 20's as an adult
Turn ons- Revenge, kicking the **** out of people, evil schemes, evil destruction, anything evil
Turn offs- Goody two shoes alter egos, anything good
Friends: The Evil H! cast and Harry, although they're more like allies
Enemies: Everyone else in both worlds
Birth: A decade ago
Death: ???

Loud Kiddington has often been hated by the world, but never perminatly because of him being a good guy. Which is more than we can say for his alter universe self, Evil Loud Kiddington, who's alienated every hero he's met in not one, but two worlds. Although his first apperance was in "Evil Histeria", his history starts way before that.
Like in our world, there was a TV show Histeria!, and like here it was canceled. But unlike here, Loud and the cast went to lifes of crime as revenge. But that was small potatoes compared to what happened when he met Harry Norman. Together, they and the cast created the 24 hour marathon to terrorize the Earth, until two heroes stopped him: the alternate universe Gene Burrows and Vincent Morre. Loud didn't go down easy though, as he nearly killed Gene before he fell with him.
It only took a few months for him to strike back after he and the others escaped from jail. They attacked Washington with a metal spider and took over the country, and like here, a demand was made to have the heroes turned over before the villains took over for good. Unlike there, they enlisted androids to do their work, and unlike the Loud/Charity romance here, the one there was a lot more....scandelous, to say the least. But, with the aid of a citizens army, Gene and Vincent fended off the H! gang, killing Harry in the process. And again, Loud didn't go quietly, as he nearly had the spider destroy the city before it was destroyed.
From then on in, Loud ran the H! gang, and soon after, had things go so that our good Loud was taken to our universe to be beaten up. Gene and Vincent stopped them though, but Loud rebounded by traveling to our world and destroying the teleporter that brought good Loud over. Evil Loud then attempted to kill our Charity, but good Loud came back and, with good Gene's help and the aid of Charity's kicking abilitys, stopped him. Sometime later in his universe, he attempted to free an army of evil toons, but got frozen for 15 years in the process.
When he was woken up, things had really changed. And here's where we get to the result of his affair with Charity: his son. This had got them out of jail 15 years ago, but William Shelton Kiddington went on to play his part in stopping his Dad's newest plan. This time, he woke the evil toons, traveled back to our world, and tried to kill our heroes. Yet again, it was stopped. Unlike before, he suffered a brutal punishment: a lifetime in an empty cell with no one around anywhere. We have not heard from him since.
This last truth is very welcoming, for we could not take any more of him to begin with. He is the near harbinger of death in one world, a grand interferer in another, and simply, a very disturbed boy turned man. He is also the closest thing to the 24 villains that the H! characters have had to an arch enemy, and one that, though very memorable, is as evil and psychotic as they come. I personally would take the good, kind Loud over this one any day.

 
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JusSonic

156.63.181.3

The Rugrats

February 13 2002, 6:57 AM 

Group members: Tommy Pickles, Chuckie Finster, Phil & Lil DeVille, Kimi Finster, Angelica Pickles, Dil Pickles, and Susie Carmichael
Voiced by: E. G. Daily (Tommy), Nancy Cartwright (Chuckie Finster), Kath Soucie (Phil & Lil), Dionne Quan (Kimi), Cheryl Chase (Angelica), Tara Strong (Dil), and Cree Summer (Susie)
First appearances: Tommy & The Great White Thing (Tommy, Phil, Lil), Tommy's First Birthday (Chuckie, Angelica), Meet The Carmichaels (Susie), The Rugrats Movie (Dil), and Rugrats in Paris (Kimi)
Age: Tommy (1), Chuckie (2), Phil & Lil (15 months), Kimi (Almost 2), Angelica (3), Dil (3 months), and Susie (3)
Turns ons-Tommy: Adventures, his pals, Reptar, probably Kimi; Chuckie: His dady, his Wawa (teddy bear), safe adventures; Phil: Lil, mud, eatting stuff; Lil: Phil, bugs, eating stuff; Kimi: A challenge, making new friends, probably Tommy; Angelica: Cookies, Cynthia, making the rules; Dil: Drooling, gumming his own feet, sleeping; Susie: Naps, fighting for baby justice
Turns offs-Tommy: Being called a baby, people who are mean to his friends, bedtime; Chuckie: Being scared, meanies, being called a fraidy cat; Phil: Anyone who's mean to Lil, being alone, being bored; Lil: Anyone who's mean to Phil, being alone, being hungry; Kimi: Mean grown-ups, being told no, having no one to play with; Angelica: Babies, babies, babies (I can't say it is going to be pretty!); Dil: Soggy diapers, waiting; Susie: Bullies, name-calling, all around not-niceness
Friends: Each other, The H! cast, anyone who's good during their adventures
Enemies: Coco La Bouche, Jean Claude, Stewie Griffin, Shadowman, The wolf (from their first movie), anyone who's either mean or evil
Parents: Stu and Didi Pickles (Tommy and Dil), Chas and Kira Finster (Chuckie and Kimi), Betty and Howard DeVille (Phil & Lil), Drew & Charlotte Pickles (Angelica), Lucy and Randy Carmichael
Birth: They been around for 11 years and they still didn't age! Though, they grown up in their Growed-Up special
Death: Not yet, thank goodness

Come on! Anyone who seen Nickelodeon knows who these guys are by now! They are famous babies who are always looking for adventures. From the toilet in "Tommy & The Great White Thing" to pretending to be in a retirement home, they are always busy. Plus they often do it behind their parents' backs!
Most of their famous moments are: When they are lost in the woods a while after Dil's birth (The Rugrats Movie), getting a new mommy and sister (you know who) for Chuckie (Rugrats In Paris), and seeing what it is like to be grown up (Rugrats: All Growed Up).
They met the H! cast when the kids were called to babysit them by their parents one day. First it turns out to different, especially when Angelica trick the babies into thinking that the babysitters aren't good. But they soon made friends when they team up against Stewie, who wanted revenge on the H! cast for defeating him in "Histeria #3: The Pursuit of Axel Foley" (A made-up video game).
They met again when they and their parents were invited to a party to Burbank. There, they catch up on old times, including meeting new faces. (Cy-Borg, The Time Squad, the Tenchi Muyo! group, etc.)
After that, who knows when they will meet again? But when they do, they will probably experience new adventures.

Note: The turn ons and turns off were used from the e-cards from the Nick.com site. So that means it's property of them.

 
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172.149.252.245

Sammy Melman

February 16 2002, 8:35 AM 

Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First apperance: "The U.S Civil War Part 1"{Histeria episode}
Age: Likely his late 30's
Turn ons- Running a network or network show or whatever thing he's running for a network, money, ratings, his own ideas which are usually super dumb
Turn offs- Loss of money, loss of ratings, having pranks pulled on him by R6
Friends: The H! cast although they like making fun of them more than they like him overall
Enemies: R6, Edgar Allen Poe, and it's said he has several ex-wives
Birth: Sometime in the 60's
Death: ???

Every show needs to be run by someone, even an out of control one like Histeria!, and that job went to everyone's favorite punching bag, Sammy Melman. On the show he appeared sparingly in the beginning, with small roles in the first Civil War ep and other short apperances. His first big role came as the host of the Middle Ages game show "Name thy Cure" in which he traded sarcasm with Toast and the World's Oldest Woman, and hit on Miss Information. But perhaps his breakout role came in "The Wheel of History" as he turned Shakesphere's "Julius Caesar" into a Hollywood hackjob which made millions. Later he tried to do the same to Poe's "The Raven" with no success, and appeared in lawyer roles in "When America Was Young" and "Heroes of Truth and Justice" and ran the show in the opening bit of "The Teddy Roosevelt Show" another satrical bit.
In fanfictions, Sammy has gotten an even bigger rep as a walking joke. After substantial support in the first two 24 fics, he showed up whenever a joke about dumb network decisions was made, and tormented Bill Straitman in the Eyewitness to History bits by telling him the insanity he was going through was great for ratings. But his biggest roles have likely been in R6's fics, as he's been pummeled by R6, been tricked by R6, and most notably, tormented by R6 in his dreams in the climactic scene of "Pine and Psy" And it appears that if 24 Days is a prelude to the future, he will turn to the other side and run the Disney company.
On the show, Sammy slowly grew to become a top supporting character and another example of Rob Paulsen's vocal excellence. In fanfictions, he is a permenant punchline and nothing more than target practice for one of our writers. But in the H! world, it appears the show would not be created in the first place without him{despite the objections someone named Tom would make over that}and I suppose for that, we should be greatful to him- but not more merciful though.

 
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172.149.252.245

Chit Chatterson

February 16 2002, 8:54 AM 

Voiced by: Billy West
First apperance: "The Attack of the Vikings"{Histeria episode}
Age: Mid 30's
Turn ons- Selling boats, books, nick nacks, and anything else that can be sold for a profit
Turn offs- Not selling stuff, which happens quite a lot
Friends: The H! cast although they like making fun of them more than they like him overall
Enemies: His unfortunate customers
Birth: Sometime in the 60's
Death: ???

Sammy Melman may be an unscrupulous guy always after money, but he's always had compition for the no.1 spot of money grubber on the show. Chit Chatterson has fought for that honor tooth and nail, only he does it by selling stuff. But another diffrence is that although Melman has some success, Chit has experienced little financial gain at all. But unfortunatly for customers everywhere, this Phil Silvers soundalike takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
His first show apperance was in "The Attack of the Vikings" as he tried to sell scary boats to a Viking crew that were actually quite cute. He did wind up making a deal by having himself be the figurehead though. Since then he's portrayed such figures as Machvelli and John Hancock, made off with money that was supposed to build Rome in a day, and appeared in pracically every commercial/informerical parody the show has made. He also was an image consultant for Stalin, and sold the infamous "Cliff's Notes" which were popular with children, but not with writers. In fanfictions he hasn't made many big apperances except for Newkirk's Heroes Hogan's Heroes parody, and like Melman, is more often than not around for a sleazeball joke or to get his comuppance for stupid salesmanship, like he did for "The Big Game"
Chit has a few honors to himself though. He's the only major regular character to have a voice parodied after a celebrity, and that parody has likely been used more than any other impersination on the show. Still, he'd be more honored to make some actual money on a sale anyday- though in that case, he has very little of it. But we keep him around for laughs at his expense anyway.

 
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172.172.94.165

The Evil Scientist

February 16 2002, 5:23 PM 

Voiced by: Harry Shearer
First apperance{and last}: "Loud's Histerical Wish"{fanfic}
Age: Late 30's-mid 40's
Turn ons- Revenge, power, inventions, dubbed in dialouge, evil schemes
Turn offs- Failure, kids, stuff that comes back to haunt him like it did with Loud
Friends: His assistant Crosby and his army of historical characters
Enemies: Everyone else
Birth: Unknown exactly because the fic he is was in is fantasy and not in the real life setting
Death: The day the Wishing Star was discovered.

After completing the second 24 fic, writer Robert Dougherty moved on to the fantasy story "Loud's Histerical Wish", a half parody of the Animaniacs movie "Wakko's Wish" And after increasing the infamy of Gene Burrows and creating Vincent Morre in "Another 24 Hours" thinking up a villain after writing those ones would be daunting. But the Evil Scientist has enough madness and genius to stand on his own nonetheless.
The Scientist's story is a tiny bit similar to Gene's-cast out of science, and then dedicate life to vengance. But there was no marathon or screwed up potions here, just ideas the science community of Histeria village didn't like. His revenge plot involved becoming President of a nearby town, Warnerland, then recruting an army of the most infamous historical madmen of all time, which quickly overthrew the village. As they moved in, they noticed some kids crying, the kids of Sentators in the old government. The Scientist did away with them by casting them out, and giving an unamed kid a very loud voice.
When that kid, Loud Kiddington, showed up 10 years later to face him, the Scientist had turned the village into a horrible place and unknowingly made Charity Bazaar sick. Loud's subsequent attempts to get the Scientist's money to pay for an operation failed miserably thanks to the Scientist, who with the use of dubbed in dialouge, made it so Loud was made even worse to the other kids. And then when the Wishing Star was found, he decided it was time to forfill his real dream, conquering the world.
He ordered the historical army to catch the villagers after the Star, while he and his assistant Crosby went to deal with Loud, Charity, and the kids. They made the kids hate Loud more, but didn't stop them from getting to the Wishing Star. In one final, dramatic battle, the Scientist nearly killed both Loud, Charity, and Crosby when he turned against him, revealed his role in creating Loud's persona, and then found that Loud's wishing had made him lose power and had cured Charity. His last attempt to get revenge cost him dearly, as the villagers threw him to his death, where he would never try to destroy their happiness again.
Like many H! villains, the Scientist has a mix of pure evil and pure brilliance, who loves the use of dubbed in dialouge. He also has a gifted vocal actor cast to voice him, in this case Harry Shearer. But unlike the others, this villain is in a fantasy fic not in our regular timeline of events- and the Evil Scientist did just enough in his only role to make us be thankful for that.

 
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Bill Straitman

February 17 2002, 9:19 AM 

Voiced by: James Wickline
First apperance: "Inventors Hall of Fame Part I"{Histeria ep}
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons- Hosting shows, sanity
Turn offs- Insanity, insane guests, the World's Oldest Woman period
Friends: The H! cast, although he'd like one of them to be less friendly
Enemies: Some of the Eyewitness to History fanfic series guests
Birth: Early-mid 60's
Death: ???

The straightman is an underated role in comedy. It is quite often that the straight and sane man in a group gets more laughs than his/her more crazy partner. I mean, where would Costello be without Abbott, or SNL's caricature of Sean Connery without the one of Alex Trebeck? Perhaps if Bill Straitman wasn't on Histeria, it wouldn't be drastic, but they are all the better for it- though whether he is is very questionable.
Bill's main role is an interviewer of people, but he was also seen as the M.C of the King Solomen sketch in "H! Satellite TV" and a polling expert in "Tribute to Tyrants" Still, interviews are his forte, and although he has interviewed types like Buffalo Bill and Loud's version of the first Viking to find America, it is with the World's Oldest Woman that he gained his most fame- and gained thinly disgused disgust for it.
5 times he interviewed her for various reasons, like when she knew every inventor, every explorer, megalomanic, and Renissance guy on Earth, as well as Adam and Eve. And each time she made passes at him that made him annoyed and/or mad, but whatever it was, it was one of the show's best running gags.
In fanfics, that hasn't changed, as he was regulary tormented by her in short bits in stories, and in Hamiltonian's "Eyewitness to History" series. He also is regulary shunned along with Sammy and Chit, though is far from being like them at all. But the "Histeria Night Live" series gave him some respect as the anchor of "Historical Update" and he also paired with Will Ferrell to parody the Wild and Crazy guys, as well as impersinate James Lipton and Kevin Kline. It was also hinted in 24 Days that he will run the WB netowrk in the future. There's probably no question that fame for Bill has come at a price, but despite losing some sanity, he's also gained his own little place in straightman history- though he'd rather get WOW off his back anyday.

 
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Mr Smartypants

February 17 2002, 9:34 AM 

Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First apperance: "Inventors Hall of Fame Part I"{Histeria ep}
Age: Unsure because we barely know what he looks like
Turn ons- Showing off inventions, laughing at crude jokes, Miss Information
Turn offs- Nervousness, shyness, bad inventions
Friends: The H! cast
Enemies: Gene Burrows, often Lydia Karaoke
Birth: See the age section
Death: ???

The world has smart men all over, but none like it's smartest. Mr Smartypants is quite an apt name even for someone in Histeria!, because he actually lives in his pants. Truthfully. All you ever see is his hair and eyes poke out of giant blue pants. But he also shows us his vast knowledge and inventions too. This despite the fact that in his first apperance, his description of the invention of the toilet and giggling at the name of Thomas C*apper annoyed Lydia Karaoke to no end. She later couldn't stand him in a bit called "Thing I Find in my Pants" either.
Other than that, on the show he hadn't much to do except give out word definitions, and he also did a bit called "The Word of the Day" once. But his most character defining role came in a short apperance in the Dating Game spoof "Matching Wits", when he charmed Miss Information by giving her flowers. More on the effects of that later.
In fanfics, he began inventing things too, although twice that led to disaster. In "Another 24 Hours" Gene tricked him into making him a partner, and used his tools to build the giant spider that attacked Washington. And in "Evil Histeria!" he built the Teleporter 5000 that began the cast's knowledge of their evil alternate selfs, though in Smarty's defense, he was set up to build that. But his personal life dramatically increased when he hooked up with the woman whom he had won over earlier, Miss Information. Although recently we found out it wasn't easy at all for him to come out with his feelings, he not only did that, he sang them as well. So Smartypants isn't just any genius as you can see, he is an unique one, as well as the best. Besides, every cast regularly targeted by villians like the H! group needs someone with smarts and technology.

 
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Crosby

February 17 2002, 9:48 AM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: "Loud's Histerical Wish"{fanfic}
Age: Unsure since the fic he was in was a fantasy, but he's likely in his early 30's
Turn ons- Helping his boss, making sure he doesn't go over the deep end
Turn offs- Extreme evil from his boss, moments when his boss goes too far
Friends: The Evil Scientist, but he became friends with the H! gang later when he reformed
Enemies: The H! gang at first, the Scientist's army
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

Every villian needs an assistant or a helper sometimes, and for the Evil Scientist of "Loud's Histerical Wish" it was Crosby. A somewhat short, pudgy man with a curly, stuck up hairdo, he did not share his boss's evil desires, but was willing to help him no matter what and prided loyalty above all else. Together, he and the Scientist ran Histeria village to the ground although the Scientist had all the ideas. But that changed on the day the Wishing Star was discovered.
All throughout that day, Crosby helped the Scientist try to take down Loud and Charity, though he became more and more unconfrotable with his methods. Finally, the Scientist sent Crosby to kill them when they were buried in an avalance so close to the Star. The kids fended Crosby off, and used the fact that he was a lot more soft hearted than his villian friends to make him confess about everything the Scientist did to make Loud look bad. About a few minutes later the last battle began, and he was called upon by the Scientist to help finish the kids.
But this time, he would not help him as he could not stand by and let his boss's pyschotic behavior continue. He tried to stop him and help him, but he was stabbed as a result. However, he recovered, and reformed his behavior, telling the kids about where they really came from, and driving the Scientist's army out of the town. He then went on to become President of the nearby town of Warnerland where the Scientist's rise to power began. And although it took a while for him to deserve such a place, he did deserve it. At the least, it's shocking that someone who spent so much time with such an evil man could go to being good in the first place, which says something about how good Crosby really was all along.

 
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The Good Fairy

February 18 2002, 8:29 AM 

Voiced by: Tom Ruegger
First apperance: "Loud's Histerical Wish"{fanfic}
Age: Unknown, probably limitless since he's already dead
Turn ons- Granting wishes, making the people he's assigned to happy, air time
Turn offs- The unhappiness of people he's assigned to, the fact that he hasn't shown up in an actual story in years
Friends: Loud Kiddington, and likely all the good people of H! village since he turned it back to normal
Enemies: The Evil Scientist most likely because he relieved him of power
Birth: Unknown
Death: Happened sometime

Us writers have taken credit for keeping Histeria alive in the fanfic world and fleshing out it's characters. But little credit is given to the man who created them in the first place, the father of the voices of Loud, Froggo, and BFB, Tom Ruegger. However, a little tribute was given to him in the form of the Good Fairy of "Loud's Histerical Wish" and one flattering since his character saved the day in the end.
When Loud wished for the Wishing Star, the Good Fairy came and granted the wish, and then explained the rules about it while poking fun at "Pinocchio" "Wakko's Wish" and "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" as well as Ruegger himself. It was a scene he easily stole, but a more lasting impact was his second and last scene, as he appeared when Loud finally touched the Star. He wished that the village would return to normal, as Charity requested instead of him wishing to save her fading life. But the Fairy would not stand by and let this sad ending take place. Defying protocol, he decided to grant both his wishes, returning the village and Charity to health. It appeared that it would get him in trouble, but he didn't care, as he left the scene and story in triumph.
However, he showed a less saintly side as he recently presented "Our final origin of couples story....we think" as he explaned by showing disgust that he was not brought back in a bigger role, having been considered for key roles in failed ideas for stories. It's probably unlikely he will get anything, since the story he was in is not in our timeline and if he came by, they'd think of him as an actor. But at least the Good Fairy's 15 minutes, and Tom Ruegger's, made an impact for good- although he's a fairy, not a saint.

 
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Nathan

February 18 2002, 8:52 AM 

Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche
First apperance{and last}: "Another 24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Early-mid 30's
Turn ons- His family, and revenge for their deaths at least for a time
Turn offs- The H! cast for a time, Gene Burrows after that, and finally the fact that he was so quick to blame the cast for his family's demise
Friends: Vincent Morre for a while
Enemies: The Histerians until he realized they are the good guys
Birth: Sometime in the 60's
Death: ???

The effects of the 24 hour marathon left the Histerians pretty unpopular. But after the attack on Washington, they literly were driven to kill them since they had no choice. This anger is best personified by a man who was left with nothing- and no one- after the attack.
When the giant spider first rose up from the ground, a guy named Nathan was driving to wherever he was working. That changed when the spider made it's apperance, leaving a giant hole in the ground. The hole used to have roads and houses, and Nathan's house was one of those destroyed. The house also had people in it that died with them, and Nathan's wife and children were among them too. Nathan's first reaction after the obvious grief was to blame the one behind the annilation, Gene Burrows, but his proaganda talk led him to believe the Histerians were to blame. He responded by joining Gene and Vincent Morre's citizens army to kill them.
For the next day, he went with the army to pursue the cast, and was with them in all their failings. But they had success when they decided to follow Vincent while he was searching for Charity, and stopped her from escaping. After they had her in their capture, Vincent told everyone to go home, but Nathan was not satisfied. He convinced the army to go to the White House and finish their enemies off. So they were left to battle the other Histerians while the big battle between the main heroes and villains was inside. When the battle went to the roof, Nathan was preparing to shoot the good guys down. But the heroes on the ground gradually convinced him of how wrong he was to blame them for his family's deaths, and that he was helping those responsible all along.
This got to Nathan, so much so that he completly changed his tune when Vincent rose up after Gene death to kill the Histerians. Nathan ordered the army to stop him, and shot Vincent before he could kill the kids. When Vincent ran away, Nathan ordered that Vincent had to die so this would never happen again, and for the first time, the army did something right by killing him. And Nathan himself did something good for the first time during the day, which redeemed him and his negative thinking.
The tale of a man driven to vengence after loved ones die is hardly new- heck, it was the plot of Arnold's new flick released just a few weeks ago- but one who does it and works for the bad side is rarely focused on. But Nathan is far from a bad man, and the last act of Another 24 Hours couldn't be greater evidence.

 
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Reverand Karris

February 18 2002, 9:10 AM 

Voiced by: Jeff Bennett
First apperance{and last}: Another 24 Hours{fanfic}
Age: Late 40's
Turn ons- Religion, aiding those in need, the Lord
Turn offs- Those so quick to judge people, narrow mindedness, thieves
Friends: Histeria cast
Enemies: Gene and Vincent
Birth: Early 1960's
Death: Febuary 2000

We have focused so much on how the public hated the Histerians for the marathon and attacks, but in the minority are those who actually thought Gene was to blame for everything. Thankfully, Loud and company met with one of them while on the run from the army. After being chased by the giant spider, Harry decided their next hiding place would be in a church. When they entered, someone with a baseball bat and wearing PJ's struck Sammy, beliveing him and the rest to be thieves. This was Reverend Karris, who had been especially busy that day because of all the injuries and all those confessing their sind before they thought they would die. But now he was alone, although he wasn't willing to throw the cast back out to be that way again. He set them up to rest in the attic shelter of the church, since he, as we earlier said, was not as quick to believe that they were to blame for everything, and in fact, hated everyone having such a closed mind about them.
Later that night after Loud had a nightmare, he had another of his self loathing atitudes set in. But this time Karris was the one that comforted him, saying that the only opinions that mattered about him were the positive ones of his friends, who knew him better than anyone. This gave Loud a new determination, which got tested when the army finally showed up. Karris for his part tried and failed to convince them not to kill in a building of God, but then had to do something bigger later.
He aided Smartypants in reviving corpses to distract the army, then helped the others get to their escape cars before being grabbed by Gene. Karris insulted him and ran, but Vincent blocked him, and then Karris was used as a cruel reminder of the danger of crossing the two villains. He was killed. Secondary characters dying is commen in movies to advance what plot they have, and is even a cliche, but this time, it was a sad plot advancement. Reverand Karris's undeniable help made sure of that, but at least the man of God is with Him right now.

 
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Stewie Griffin

February 20 2002, 7:29 AM 

Voiced by: Seth MacFarlane
First appearance: Death Has A Shadow (Family Guy ep)
Age: He is probably, what, age 1?
Turn ons-Conquering the world, torturing his victims, robots, anything evil
Turn offs-Being foiled, his family, good guys, anything good
Friends: Rupert Murdouch, Mike Harper, Hannibal Lecter, Metallo, Dr. Gene Splicer, Lisa, Nora, Mr. Indigo, Mr. Teal, P. Diddy, Various Old Warner Villains
Enemies: His family, Animaniacs, Axel Foley, H! cast, the Rugrats
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

If there is such thing as an evil baby, Stewie Griffin is it. Since he was born, he tries so many ways to try to take over the world. Problem is, he has trouble getting his family out of the way. But when he does get away, he make up plans so he can try to conquer the world. However, it didn’t work out too well.
In Family Guy, he is a brute. In fan-fictions, he is a bigger brute. He encountered the Warner siblings and their ally, Axel Foley a few times. Once, he and his employer, Rupert Murdouch, use film footage to turn the public against them. It didn’t work. He once team up with Mike Harper in a plan that involves Axel. It also didn’t work.
One day, he encountered the H! cast. He and Rupert build an Axel Foley robot to kidnapped Charity Bazaar for two reasons. 1.They want to frame Axel for the crime, and 2.They want the H! episodes for themselves. However, the H! cast, with the help of their new friend, Cy-Borg, discovered the truth and defeated Stewie and his boss and rescued Charity. However, Stewie didn’t let this go. He plots his revenge on the Histerians while they were babysitting the Rugrats one day. When he encountered them once more, he captured Aka Pella and the twins and demanded Acme products so he can take over the world if they want them back. It appeared his plan would work. However, he didn’t counted on Pinky & The Brain finding out what he is up to and meddle in his plans by putting a virus in his machines and battling him. It was long enough for the H! cast to escape with Aka and the twins.
When we last heard of Stewie, he survived the battle and team up with Dr. Gene Splicer, Hannibal Lecter, Metallo, Lisa, Nora, Mr. Indigo, Mr. Teal, and various old WB villains to created an army of monsters so he can conquer the world. He was defeated and was since trapped in the Phantom Zone with his dad.
We won’t know if he will escape and created trouble. But when he does, he probably wants to strike at the H! cast again.

 
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Evil Charity

February 20 2002, 4:26 PM 

Voiced by: Laraine Newman
First apperance: "Evil Histeria!"{fanfic}
Age: No more than 10 in the first 3 Evil H!, mid 20's in "H! 15 Years Later"
Turn ons- Evil, Evil Loud
Turn offs- Goodness, her son
Friends: The Evil H! gang, though she got too friendly with Evil Loud
Enemies: Our H! troupe, good Gene and Vincent
Birth: Late 80's-early 90's
Death: 2015

In our world, Charity Bazaar is the most popular, beloved, and sweetest creature we know. Which is more than we can say for her alternate self, believe me. Like our Charity, she ddin't have much to do during the marathon, but like our Charity, she had a big role during an attack on Washington- though not the good kind.
She aided the spider attack and then as the androids searched for Gene and Vincent, she spent some...time with Evil Loud. This we'll get to later. Afterwards when the heroes were captured, she suggested they be tortured first by having them watch the spider do more damage to the city. However when the rebels arrived she was quickly captured with the rest.
Sometime before or after the first Evil H! fic the consequences of that...time with Loud happened, by the name of pregnancy. But they did use that to get themselves out of jail. So after Loud was frozen, E. Charity spent the next 15 years "raising" William Shelton Kiddington, her son. She spent that time barely tolerating him until E. Loud returned and took her to help get revenge again.
This time, she had plently more chances to display the nastyness that personified her, as she nearly killed her pregnant alter ego. Then William showed up to reject her mother, and helped bring her and E. Loud down. But rather than face jail, she stabbed herself to death. So, since her nasty- and often disgusting- tale ended there, let us now remember her as another vile enemy in H! fandom history, and get back to worshiping our good Charity right afterward.

 
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Evil Harry

February 20 2002, 4:40 PM 

Voiced by: Geoffery Rush
First apperance: "Evil Histeria!"{fanfic}
Age: Mid 30's
Turn ons- Revenge, destructive plans, science, Histeria!
Turn offs- Gene Burrows, those who hate Histeria!
Friends: The Evil H! gang
Enemies: Good Gene, Vincent, and the rest of the world
Birth: Sometime in the 60's
Death: 2000

Harry Norman is the polar opposite of Gene Burrows, especially in the two universes of H! fandom. In ours, Gene masterminded two horrible battles. In the other, Harry, or Harry's psychotic alter self, started it all. It all started when he heard of H!'s cancellation, and slipped into a funk that almsot made him end it all. Unfortunatly before that happened he found the Evil Histerians, and together they plotted their version of the 24 hour marathon. When Gene and Vincent's good versions came to stop them, he set them up into a trap. But he could not finish them off, so he and the rest were sent to an asylum.
However, Harry could not be kept down as he set up an escape, and created holograms of themselves to make it look like they were still locked up as they plotted their next move. This was, of course, their spider that overthrew Washington. He led the charge to have the good guys captured by sending the androids, then was nearly sent to kill Gene when they did. But the rebels showed up in time and their Final Confrontation{T.M}started.
And the first step in victory for the heroic side was Harry, the co-leader of the movement, to die. But that didn't happen until he nearly choked Gene and Vincent went through a moral dillema. Thankfully hovever, it happened. Of course with Harry gone, Loud became the full time leader and then set up the events of the first Evil Histeria! fic as well as their battle 15 years later. But better that happened than having Harry remain to lead the villains to victory. Would he have? Good thing we never found out.

 
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Re: Evil Harry

February 20 2002, 4:54 PM 

Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First apperance{and last}: "Histeria: 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud"{fanfic}
Age: Mid teens
Turn ons- Robots and more robots
Turn offs- His mother's treatmeent of him having to care for his mother
Friends: None until he met Good Gene and the good H! crew
Birth: Sometime after Evil H! 2
Death: ???

One of the most yucky things we've had to think about during our time here is the thought of two young kids having....that s word that Lydia would have me killed for saying. But that's what happened between the evil Loud and Charity, and it got them out of prison. Fortunatly, this did turn out to be a very good thing 15 years later.
The kid turned out to be a very mixed breed, with the last name of Loud Kiddington, and the first name as well as the no.1 turn on of the evil William Shelton. William Shelton Kiddington loves robots like the evil Shelton, but has no desire to use them for badness. In fact, if he had any dreams, they would be crushed by his Mom, E. Charity, hollering for a task to be done. But when he discovered the plot of the recently revived Evil Loud, that changed in a hurry.
William alterted Gene about Loud's return, then traveled to our world. There he met up with Smartypants, where he filled him in, and then helped him build freezing guns to trap the baddies. When the heroes all met up, they used these weapons to stop E. Loud's gang. Finally it was down to the Louds, Charitys, and William.
There for the first time, he stood up to his mother and helped bring his father down. But then his mother stabbed herself before justice was done to her, and any sadness he felt disappeared because otherwise she would have killed him. As the dust settled, the problem of where he'd go to next was settled quite nicely. Good Gene would adopt him and nuture his robot building powers. That we'd all agree is the best possible fate for someone who's life began in the worst possible sounding way.

 
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Him

February 21 2002, 4:24 PM 

Voiced by: Tom Kane
First apperance: "Octi Evil"{Powerpuff Girls episode}
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Anniversary Guest"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons- Evil, fear, mindgames, everything nasty- and apperantly cross dressing
Turn offs- Goodness, defeat, having his perfect plans shot down
Friends: None
Enemies: The Powerpuff Girls, the Histeria cast and writers
Birth: ???
Death: ???

"This is a villian so evil so sinister, so horribly vile, that the very mention of his name strikes fear in the hearts of men! The only safe way to describe this prince of darkness is simply....Him."
That was the narrator of the Powerpuff Girls describing the new foe of the Histerians for the first time, and what a fitting intro it was. Mojo Jojo is the most popular, and most recurring baddie of that show, but by far the most feared and most taken seriously is Him. You all know Him, he of the effimate, echoed, and often so terryfing that the skin on your hairs crawl voice. The one who has clothing like a woman's on his body. The one who plots and schemes evil better than anyone around. And the one who's first attempt to ruin the Histerans failed so, so miserably.
After seeing "Histeria: Year in Review" Him decided it might be fun to mess with us a little. So he captured us writers and made us watch as he disgused himself as a reporter on the anniversary of the attack on Washington, then attempted to use our heroes past experiences to make them miserable. But he spent so much time on the plans that he forgot that the H! crew had gotten over all that stuff a long time ago, therefore all his efforts were useless.
Finally when even B.B foiled his plan by making peace with Loud, he quit his facade in pure anger. A battle ensued that led to Charity being captured, but then He was beaten at his own game by being tricked into bragging about it to everyone. Naturally since everyone loves Charity, this made everyone mad enough to attack Him. Afterwards he was convinced that he just couldn't win, and so he left. But if and when he comes back, it will certainly be something to dread. Heck, even those girls occasionally got driven to the edge by the guy, so next time it's only logic that our gang might get the same deck of cards.

 
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Alzed

February 21 2002, 4:46 PM 

Voiced by: No casting was made, but my personal choice would be Christopher Plummer
First apperance{and last}: "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"{fanfic}
Age: A bit over middle age, but who has time to be concered with age when you're trying to rule all of time?
Turn ons- Power, power, and more power. Oh, and destroying Histeria, especially Father Time.
Turn offs- Father Time, Histeria, the limitations of power over time
Friends: His evil crew, though naturally he often can't stand them.
Enemies: Pinky and the Brain, the Histeria crew
Birth: ???
Death: ???

24 Hours is the first story in our current timeline of fics, but the first story ever to deal with Histeria itself was "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain" in which our gang was, in reality, the guardians of all history. And when our favorite lab mice out of world conquest, Pinky and the Brain, stumbled on it, they accidently released a bad guy who rivals any of ours: Alzed, the captain of a crew that seeks nothing less than domination of time itself, the Omenex.
Originally though, Alzed and his crew were helpers of Histeria, until Alzed realized the power he could have over time and space. He then became fed up that the H! captain, Father Time, would not grab that power, so he had to wage war with him and his crew to get them out of the way. The war finally ended when the Histerians has the Omenex trapped in a 5'th dimensional warp, but it cost the Histerians many lives, forcing them to bring the kids over. And Alzed vowed revenge at any cost. He finally got the chance to keep his promise when, as mentioned earlier, the Omenex were released.
After a while, Wally Faust, the villian of "Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain" found the crew and Alzed decided to meger with him. He set it up so history would be altered to the point where Wally's organization, The Circle, would run the country. Then in the Omenex's plan to take the rest of the world, they would turn on Wally and kill him. This they did[the turning on Wally part, that is]but the Histerians and mice stopped them from altering the past so that the Brits won the Revolution, their first step to the world conquest part.
But Alzed struck back by making it so that the Omenex ship was abandoned, so that the crew would think they could take the craft. This led to their capture. Fortunatly before Alzed could get a surrender out of Father Time the kids showed up, having survived his trap to have them blown up in WWII. Eventually, a final battle between the captains came about, and Alzed would have won: if not for, of all people, Big Fat Baby jumping on him, giving the H! gang a chance to escape. When they did, Alzed found his engines had been altered so that they would go back into their dimensional warp. Which they did. Thankfully with DanniB's retirement from H! fics, Alzed and his friends will never strike again[though she didn't finish a few fics that would have had them reappear]But anyone with the galls to ruin time itself deserves that fate and our relief.

 
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Team Rocket

February 27 2002, 7:42 AM 

Voiced by: Rachael Lillis (Jesse), Eric Stuart (James), and Adam Blaustein (Meowth)
First appearance: "Pokemon Emergency" (Pokemon episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Super Histeria! Bros."
Age: Mid-Teens (Jesse & James) and cat years (Meowth)
Turn ons-stealing pokemon for their boss, cash, and probably who knows, getting food, using traps or tricks to try to get what they want, never giving up
Turn offs-Losing, not getting what they want, Meowth's stupid jokes at times, Jessibelle (James), Victreebel trying to bite his head off (James), Wobbuffet popping in out at times (Jessie), being called a hag (Jesse), Snubble always biting his tail (Meowth)
Friends: Giovanni (although he can't stand them), other members of Team Rocket (although they always outrank them), their pokemon, Ash and his friends at times
Enemies: Ash and his friends, Officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, the H! cast at first until they team up with them, King Bowser Koopa, Butch and Cassidy, any Pokemon trainer whom they tried to steal Pokemon from
Current Pokemon: James: Weezing (formerly Koffing), Victreebel (formerly Weepinbell); Jessie: Arbok (formerly Ekans), Wobbuffet, once has Lickitung and Shellder; Meowth: Himself (Hey! No one can had him!)
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

The Wile E. Coyotes of the Pokemon world. They are Pokemon thieves who are always trying to steal Pokemon for their boss, Giovanni. They first made their first appearance while attempting to steal Pokemon from the Viridian City Pokemon Center. However, their efforts were stop by Ash Ketchum were was there to have Pikachu treated at that time. After Pikachu electrocute them, they decided to try to steal Pikachu as well. However, each effort to do so has always fail, despise the fact they often have an advantage. Even so, these three stooges keep plugging away.
They took a time off trying to steal Pikachu when they were hired by King Bowser Koopa to eliminated a bunch of plumbers. However, they ended up taking on the H! cast who were trying to save Charity and Aka from the big brute. Like Ash and friends, the three were defeated in each encounter. They decided to turned against Bowser and assist the H! cast to save the girls. They helped out further by saving them from Bowser and helping them get away. Soon, they soon part ways, which means Team Rocket went back to their mission to try to steal Pikachu.
What would happened if the H! cast and Team Rocket meets again? Who knows, and more importantly, who cares?

 
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Uh, me...

February 27 2002, 4:11 PM 

I care what happens when next they meet.

Seriously, though... I have a profile to do... Louie boy... since JusSonic made his alter ego, I'm not taking that profile, but here I go...

Louis B. Richardson
Voiced By: Jim Cummings
First Appearance: "All That Glitters", though he'd been around before then.
Age: 34
Birth: January 27th, 1968
Turn-ons: Money, fame, getting his way
Turn-offs: Poverty, manual labor, authority, R6 calling him "Louis Richardsonofab***h"
Friends: Lydia Karaoke, Sammy Melman, H! Cast (fom the early beginnings of the show in 1997 until it became a success in 1999), his mysterious brother/lawyer, anyone willing to make a bet with him (until a winner is declared, at which point, he no longer associates himself with him)
Enemies: R6, H! Cast, other Board writers (Just for the fact that they're friends of his new enemies)
Death: Iminent, if R6 has his way...

Little to nothing was known about him... a native of Atlanta, Georgia, he came about his wealth seemingly through an inheritance from his father... he somehow tripled his market and net worth to become a multi-trillionaire at age 18. Money didn't corrupt him at first, as he spent a cool 10 million on a new palatial mansion outside of his hometown. It was after he realized what money equals - absolute power (and THAT corrupts... absolutely) - that he decayed from his humble (if not rich) origins to a sleazy slimeball that had nothing more in mind than making money out of molehills.
This led him out west, to Hollywood. At the time, Warner Bros. was in a deep funk. They were pressed for a new educational series, and a hit this time around. Avoiding the fomula of "Channel Ump-tee-3 TV", they went back to the old TTA formula to create... HISTERIA! Well, great shows need great funding, so he was hired as a financial advisor. It was on this job that he met Lydia Karaoke. Stunned by her beauty, and her stunned by his elegance, it seemed to be love... however, when the show became a bigger hit than expected, WB terminated their contract with Louis, not so much that they didn't need him, but that some of the profits expected seemed to be missing, despite what the ratings dictated - guess where the money went. This was an added thorn in the man's side, as he'd already been unsuccessful at a new goal of his - get Lydia in bed. Infuriated, he insisted that Lydia leave the WB for him... she chose to stay, but to continue the relationship. BAD MOVE....

Louis was p****d off. He knew what he had to do... get revenge on WB. So he'd use Lydia as a pawn. He continued the relationship, seemingly (to her) unaffected by her decision. The year was 1999. Histeria! was climbing high in the ratings. The cast and writers (as of yet uncoupled) were celebrating the success. It was on this night, August 20th, that Louis popped the question. Yep, that's right, he proposed to Lydia. Naturally, she accepted, and must have had a bit too much wine afterwards. Because that's when Louis got one of his goals accomplished. And the morning after, he left, leaving her a note. He was off to Atlanta for his mother's funeral... only thing is, she'd died three years ago! Apparently, Lydia knew nothing of it, but after several months, which grew into a year, she realized what was going on, and it really struck a cord. Her censoring went so overboard, that H! was halted until they could find a way to be funny without being tasteless.
Sadly, they never did, and the show seemed to go south. But, they continued production anyway, thanks to some new writers (namely, the Board gang). Lydia, however, could barely stand the tasteless and perverted jokes. When Smartypants found Napoleon in his pants again, that blew her final fuse. Louis, of course, wasn't around to see it, but this was where she'd have started to seal the show's fate. Unfortunately, she'd become too much of a friend to the cast, and had (and still has) Miss Information as a best friend. The cast was more than willing to help her get over this.
So, off they went to the dirty South. Louis arrived at the airport on time, and they followed in a taxi. The airport, you ask? Well, they traveled two years back to the night after the celebration party to find the truth... Louis had it in for them all, and was expecting a new inheritance, which made him worth 19 trillion dollars. He didn't even mind them camping on his lawn, despite (or in spite of) his plans. When he left in the morning, it was too late to stop him, save for another traveler of time... the same man who used the sports magazines he bought from Cho-Cho to outwit him - R6!
R6 allowed the cast (and a hidden Joan of Arc on camera) to watch what he had going in Atlanta, and back in 2001, Nostra showed it to Lydia as a past revelation. She seemed understanding, but still depressed. Until she learned of Louis' comeuppance, that is. R6 (who she didn't know yet) had swindled him by making bets for the 1999-2000 sports season based on the stats in the disguised 2001 magazines from Cho. Louis lost everything, and he won it... And for Lydia, she won a new beau... though she hates to admit it at times, she's got a bit of a thing for R6... which really fries Louie boy, since he's not only lost his money, but the guy who won it collected a bonus as well... his former flame.

Okay, that's where Louie's profile ends and Slasho's begins... take it away, JusSonic!

 
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King Bowser Koopa

February 27 2002, 8:01 PM 

Voiced by: Who knows? He got a bunch of voices, I can't name them all!
First appearance: Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo video game)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Super Histeria! Bros."
Age: Dinosaur years
Turn ons-Kidnapping princess, taking control of kingdoms, koopa coins, taking over the world, pain, destructions, his little kids, and anything evil that I probably miss
Turn offs-Losing, getting his tail kicked, not getting what he wants, the Mario Bros. most of all
Friends: His koopa army (a bunch of them), Chief Magikoopa Kamek, his Koopalings, any super villains he can team up with
Enemies: The Super Mario Bros., the H! cast, Team Rocket, anyone who's good
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

If you combined both a dragon and dinosaur together, you will get this guy. An evil villain who never goes down no matter what you do. Whatever you pushes him in a fire pit, crushed by a boulder, or blasting him away, he always manages to bounces back and even more eviler than ever.
Our first introduction to this villain came in a form of a rookie. He took control of the Mushroom Kingdom and kidnapped Princess Peach Toadstool. However, he was soon defeated by his soon-to-hated enemies: the Mario Bros. Although his dark magic can affect the citizens, for some unknown reason it doesn't work on the plumbers. Even if he was defeated the first time, he always come back and with more even tratics and more henchmen to try to take control of the Mushroom Kingdom, as well as trying to destroyed the plumbers. However, despise that, he always get his tail kicked.
In "Super Histeria!" Bros, he kidnapped Charity and Aka and demanded coins if they want them back. He expected the plumbers to try to stop him. Instead, he got Froggo and Loud of Histeria, and BB and R6 the Histeria writers. He did what he did to try to destroy them: senting Buzzy Beetles, Bloopers, Boss Bass, heck he even sent Team Rocket! But those forces were either killed or defeated.
In their first encounter, he often get the upper hand and almost got the win. However, Team Rocket has then turned against Bowser and helped the heroes defeated Bowser and escaped. He was sent flying (literally).
The greatest thing about this villain is...he never gives up! He is the most powerful Mario villain ever. Heck, he even got his own kids, although we never see their mom! We will expect great eviler things from him. Trust me on this one.

 
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David Spade

February 28 2002, 6:51 AM 

Why not? At least, no one else thought of this.
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David Spade
Voiced by: Himself (duh)
First appearance: "Saturday Night Live" (1975)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Death Takes A Toll"
Age: 37
Turn ons-Insulting people, put downs, what can I say?
Turn offs-Being insulted back, the H! cast, kicking his butt kicked
Friends: His co-stars (though I doubt they count as friends)
Enemies: The H! cast, Steven Seagal, R6
Birth: July 22, 1964
Death: ???

If you don't know who this guy by now, you don't know duh! He is one of the most sarcious actors in his time. He began his career has a cast member on "Saturday Night Live". He was best known for playing an annoying receptionist. After that, he stayed on the show until 1993. After that, he stars in "Just Shoot Me" (though not literally), as just as movies like "Tommy Boy", "Black Sheep", "Joe Dirt", as well as my favorite Disney movie, "The Emperor's New Groove".
He met the H! cast twice, though not with good results. The first time, he made fun of Lydia Karaoke while they were visiting Celebrity Deathmatch in Washington. R6 punished him by burning him, though not to death. The second time, he hosted the second Histeria Night Live. He got in trouble for insulting Sammy, Pepper, Loud, and Miss Info, as well as what he did in the show. Although it's funny to see the cast hurt him, it's isn't to him.
What can I say? This guy is hilarious! (although he better watch himself next time)

 
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Gene Hackman

February 28 2002, 10:32 AM 

Voiced by: Himself (duh)
First appearance: Guest star on a TV show named "The United States Steel Hour"
First appearance in an H! fic: "Death Takes A Toll"
Age: 72
Turn ons- Acting
Turn offs- Being mistaken for evil people who sound like him, a la you know who.
Friends: His co-stars, directors, Hollywood itself, and lots of movie critics since they've praised him a lot.
Enemies: The H! cast more often than not
Birth: January 30'th, 1930
Death: ???

Gene Hackman is one of the most legendary living actors in history, no if, ands, or buts about it. Voted along with roomate Dustin Hoffman as "Most unlikely to succeed" at the Pasadena Playhouse acting school, he proved them wrong starting with his star making role in "Bonnie and Clyde" 5 years later he won his first Oscar as obssesed cop Popeye Doyle in "The French Connection" For the next 30 years audiences remembered him well from films like "The Conversation", "Young Frankenstein", "Superman", "Mississippi Burning", "Hoosiers", "Unforgiven"{for which he won a second Oscar} "Get Shorty", and "Enemy of the State" to name only a few. And just last year he starred in 5, count em 5 movies, and won a Golden Globe award for his performance in "The Royal Tenembaums" but it was likely Sean Penn that nudged him out of another Academy nomination for that role.
Hackman's versitality in playing roles from practically every move genre in the business, and his ability to mix the good with the bad in one complex role after another, made him the choice of writer Robert Dougherty to be the voice of Gene Burrows in the 24 series. This has earned him roles in two other fanfics as himself, although he is just credited for sounding like Burrows. In "Death Takes a Toll" he called the action with Nick and Johnny of "Celebrity Deathmatch" and met the gang for the first time. He then spent a lot more time with them when he hosted the first "Histeria Night Live" where the audience gave him a cold welcome for being linked to Gene Burrows. But he won them over and got through the show alive, though he was pretty happy to get out of that one period. Luckly he did, because Hollywood would be a lot worse without him- so that gives him even more of a reason to take care of himself if he comes back here.

 
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Will Ferrell

February 28 2002, 6:04 PM 

Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Saturday Night Live" (1975)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live"
Age: 34
Turn ons-Acting, appearing more than once
Turn offs-None that I can think of
Friends: His co-stars, directors, Hollywood itself, the H! cast
Enemies: Classified. Actually, I don't really know.
Birth: July 16, 1967
Death: ???

Like David Spade, he also appeared on Saturday Night Live as a cast member. But unlike Spade, he hasn't left the show yet. Not only is he a TV star, he is also a movie star, starring in a bunch of movies. One of my favorites is "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" where Will played a spy working for Dr. Evil, played by Mike Meyers who, coinidently, was also a cast member of SNL.
His funny stuff isn't limited to SNL. He appeared in Robert's story, "Histeria Night Live", where he made a bunch of appearances. He appeared in: the opening where the cast members was trying to find a good actor to played George W. Bush, as Alex Trebek in Historical Jeopardy where he was a host to three famous yet moronic figures, and as one of the Wacky and Reckless Men along with Bill Straitman. He even made some funny comments in the closing.
Will Will (Hey! Two Wills!) make another appearance if Robert decides to make another HNL? We don't know. But I do hope so! His Alex Trebek role is hilarious!

 
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Sean Connery

March 1 2002, 6:38 AM 

Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Lilacs in the Spring" (1955)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live"
Age: 71
Turn ons-Acting, being James Bond
Turn offs-Waiting for the SNL people to put him on their show
Friends: His co-stars, directors, Hollywood itself, the H! cast
Enemies: King Romulus, Roger Moore (as seen in CDM), probably Darrell Hammond
Birth: August 25, 1930
Death: ???

Good morning, Mr. Bond. Got ya there, didn't I? Anyway, this actor is known for playing Britain's greatest secret agent. After his James Bond days were over, he played either a hero, a villain, or maybe both in famous movies that he starred in.
His only appearance in the Histeria world is in "Histeria Night Live", where he appeared in the Historical Jeopardy! sketch because he was tired of waiting for the SNL people to put him on his show, so he decides to kick the crud out of the crude impersonator of him (namely King Romulus). Not to mention he only say a few things in the closing while handing Sammy a note.
I hoped the next time he shows up, he get a better role!

 
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John Ratzenberger

March 1 2002, 6:59 AM 

Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "The Ritz" (1976)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live"
Age: 54
Turn ons-Acting
Turn offs-N/A
Friends: His co-stars (well, you get the picture by now), the H! cast
Enemies: None
Birth: April 6, 1947
Death: ???

Eh, this guy is famous for a lot of reasons. He was one of the cast of "Cheers", voiced Hamm in "Toy Story", heck he even get a voice on Monsters, Inc.! Probably one of the reasons Histeria used his voice for the telephone operator.
Like Sean Connery, he made only two appearance: one where he played Rod Twirlski in the Megafans sketch (a parody of the Bears fans sketch; was he a cast member? I do not know) and he made a comment in the closing as well.
This isn't the last you hear of Ratzenberg, I can tell you that!
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Please note. I made a mistake in the David Spade profile. He hasn't left SNl until *1996*, not 1993 as I thought. I apology for any confusion that may cause. Thank you.

 
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Dana Carvey

March 1 2002, 7:13 AM 

Voiced by: Himself (I am sensing a trend here)
First appearance: "Halloween II" (1981)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live 2"
Age: 46
Turn ons-Acting, pretending to not make fun of David Spade
Turn offs-N/A (yet)
Friends: His co-stars (do I need to go on???), the H! cast
Enemies: Mike Meyers (as seen on CDM)
Birth: June 2, 1955
Death: ???

One of the original SNL players, he is known for many of his most funniest characters. I can't named them all, but I will named a few: Ross Perot, Garth (Wayne's trusty sidekick), Hans, the Church Lady, George Bush, and maybe that grumby old man.
He appeared in lot of movies as well, his first one is as an assistant in "Halloween II". One of his most famous accomplishments is killing off his former SNL friend, Mike Meyers, in Celebrity Deathmatch (If you didn't see it, I suggested you do so)
Like his former co-star, David Spade, he also appeared in the second HNL. But unlike Spade, he was treated with respect. He appeared in: as George Bush in the Opening, as the Grumpy Old Man in Historical Update, as David Spade (creepy, isn't it?) in Carvey In America, and helped Spade get some rest in the Closing (though you couldn't help but thinking that he is only teasing).
Nothing more to say, but: Party On, Dude!

 
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Dennis Miller

March 1 2002, 7:39 AM 

Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: (as a writer) "N.F.L. Monday Night Football" (1970); (as a actor) "Saturday Night Live" (1985-1991)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live 2"
Age: 48
Turn ons-Acting, being a smart-***
Turn offs-N/A
Friends: His co-stars, Dana Carvey
Enemies: Carrot Top (CDM anyone?), David Spade (Unofficially, of course)
Birth: November 3, 1953
Death: ???

This guy is more funnier than RuPaul after her last video. Seriously, this guy is extremely funny. He is known for making a smart remark at times. Heck, he even been in one of David Spade's movies!
His only appearance in the Histeria world is in the Closing where he "treated" Spade after he was beaten up by the H! cast. But I believed his famous role is killing off Carrot Top in Celebrity Deathmatch. Thank you and good night!
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I think I made some mistakes with some profiles. So here are the corrections.
David Spade (1991-1996)
Will Ferrell (1995-???)
Dana Carvey (1986-1993)

Once again, I apologize for any mistakes I have made and I hoped the real stars is viewing this. Anyway, Robert, will you do me a favor and make some profiles for a while (let's not forget Nora Dunn and Laraine Newman!). Thanks.

 
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Laraine Newman

March 1 2002, 10:12 AM 

Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: "Saturday Night Live" (1975-1980)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live"
Age: 50 as of tomorrow
Turn ons-Acting
Turn offs- None we know of
Friends: Her co-stars, and probably the H! cast
Enemies: None we know of
Birth: March 2, 1952
Death: ???

It's a rare thing to make an important impression in two sketch comedy show[even if one is animated]but Laraine Newman did it. She was one of the alummi members of SNL and stayed there for 5 years, though mostly in the background compared to the other famous members of the cast back then. She has kept busy since then with small parts in films, guest spots on TV, and occasionally showing up for SNL specials, like their 25'th anniversary show. But she's best known to us as one of the voice artists of Histeria!, who brought two of it's most pouplar characters, Charity Bazaar and Miss Information, to life. And if our fanfics were made into real shows, you can bet she'd be quite busy.
But in the H! world she made only one apperance, on the first HNL with Nora Dunn, as they played female body builders in the "Pumping Up with Frogs and Tonz" sketch, albeit in disguse. When they were found out, the cast didn't recongnize them until Miss Info and Lydia came on and informed them. Naturally a conversation was struck with that, and later on the two voice actresses had the honor of sticking around the studio longer than anyone else in the closing segment. But although Laraine had only two sketches to show up in in that world, she had already made her mark on it in spades, and we thank her for it.

 
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Nora Dunn

March 1 2002, 10:24 AM 

Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: "Saturday Night Live" (1985-1990)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live"
Age: 49
Turn ons-Acting
Turn offs- Tastelessness
Friends: Her co-stars, and probably the H! cast
Enemies: I don't think she left a good impression on Andrew Dice Clay
Birth: April 29, 1952
Death: ???

Histeria! is a sketch comedy show blessed with not one, but two veterans of sketch comedy, one of which is Nora Dunn. She was a part of the cast that made SNL famous again, co-starring with the likes of Dennis Miller, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, and Jon Lovitz. But she is perhaps best known for refusing to appear in a episode with Andrew Dice Clay as the host because of his foul mouthed humor. And now we all have our theory as to why H! cast her to voice network censor Lydia Karaoke[I'm sure R6 is grateful no matter what the reason]She was repaid by co-starring with fellow SNL vet Laraine Newman in the first "Histeria Night Live" as they starred as body builders and made funny comments and the obligatory refs to their characters during that and the closing. And the fact that R6 made Nora's Lydia and Laraine's Miss Info old friends is probably another tribute to their stints on SNL. So at least now the H! cast has someone else to blame when Lydia's censoring gets on their nerves[though again, R6 ain't complaing]

 
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A few things...

March 2 2002, 7:31 AM 

Good job on the last two profiles, Robert! You were certainly. Can you do a favor and add the following profiles?

1.Good Gene Burrows
2.Good Vincent Morre
3.Slasho
4.Slim Berry
5.Anyone one you or I might have miss.

Thanks.

 
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Good Gene Burrows

March 2 2002, 8:36 AM 

Voiced by: Gene Hackman
First appearance: "Evil Histeria!"
Age: Early 40's
Turn ons- Defending the peace, detroying evil plans, science
Turn offs- The Evil H! crew, old friends that go crazy
Friends: Good Vincent Morre, the good H! cast, William Shelton Kiddington
Enemies: Evil Harry and the evil H! gang
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

In our world, it's impossible to think that Gene Burrows could possibly be good, but fortunatly in the alternate universe, it's the other way around. For without the good version of Gene around back there, the evil Histerians would have destroyed that universe and ours a long time ago.
When the marathon in that world happened, Gene was called on to help stop it, where he was first paired with Vincent Morre. Together they traveled to the gangs hideout and after a long battle, stopped the marathon, and defeated Gene's old friend, evil Harry Norman. Finally it was down to Gene and evil Loud, and it looked like Loud would win as Gene was hanging for his life. But Gene decided that if he went down, he would take Loud with him, and he grabbed him as they fell off. They both weren't killed, but it made it easier for them to take Loud to jail after that. But then of course, Gene and Vincent had to do battle with them again when they attacked Washington. There Gene convinced an entire would be angry mob to join them in taking on the villians, a mob which became the rebellion Nathan led to help overthrow the Histerians.
However, Harry was killed, and Loud then took charge, leading the crew in several attempts to mess with history. But they were stopped each time by Gene. Then Gene met the good Loud for the first time in "Evil Histeria" and came with him to his world to help stop Loud's evil self. Gene used a device that would only affect evildoers to tell the two boys apart as they fought, whiuch certainly helped Charity figure out which one to kick in that special area. Gene took evil Loud back, but then had to come back 15 years later when he escaped. And once again, Gene aided the good crew into stopping the evil one, only this time he took a special interest in someone new: evil Loud's son, William Shelton Kiddington. After he helped stop his evil parents, Gene came forth and decided to adopt him and nurture his love of robots. Certainly an act that our Gene would never think of doing, plus the fact that he likely drove evil Loud insane by locking him in a totally empty cell is another likable fact about him. That's 2 more likable things more than our Gene ever did.

 
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Good Vincent Morre

March 2 2002, 8:51 AM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "Evil Histeria!"
Age: Late 30's
Turn ons- Defending the peace, detroying evil plans, doctoring
Turn offs- The Evil H! crew, especially since they nearly ruined his plans for the future
Friends: Good Gene Burrows, the good H! cast
Enemies: Evil Harry and the evil H! gang
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

Gene and Vincent is the most infamous pairing in H! fandom{though Slim and Slasho just gave them a run for their money}But there is a version of the pair that isn't infamous at all, more like famous. The good Gene and Vincent have defended both worlds against the evil Histerians most excellently, though if good Vincent has his way, he wouldn't have to do it in the first place.
Like our Vincent, this one wanted to be a doctor to erase the fact he was named for two famous actors. And like our Vincent, the marathon stopped that. But unlike our Vincent, this one decided not to go evil, heck he even rejected a free passing of his exam because he wanted to be a doctor the honest way. Still, he wanted to get back at those Histerians, and Gene helped him. They stopped the marathon, but the greatest task was yet to come.
The attack on Washington happened after that, and once again Gene and Vincent were targeted. But this time when they wer ecpatured, they tired to get to Vincent by trying to make him kill them, and therfroe destroy his goodness. Gene stopped it from hapening however, just before the rebels showed up. But Vincent's ordeal wasn't over yet, as he saw Harry choking Gene during the final battle. He wrestled in his mind what to do, shoot Harry, or let him live and in that case Gene die? Fortunatly he chose the first one, killing Harry. And he lived to not hate himself for it, so that's a good sign.
He also showed up in the first Evil H! fic, but he stayed behind as Gene and Loud went to our world. He didn't appear in H!: 15 Years Later, but word is he finally succeeded in being a doctor during that 15 year gap. If that was our Vincent, we probably wouldn't think he deserved it[though he wasn't bad until the marathon], but with this one, it's far, far different.

 
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Slim Berry/Gene Burrows

March 2 2002, 9:23 AM 

Voiced by: Jim Carrey
First appearance: "24 1/2 Hours"
Age: 16, although he can't age anymore so tehcnically, he may be older than that
Turn ons- Science, robots, revenge, making money, beign a serious scientist
Turn offs- Being playful, Loud Kiddington, failure
Friends: Slasho, and at one point, most of the country
Enemies: The Histerians, the H! writers, Harry, his adoptive parents if they were still alive
Birth: Mid 80's
Death: ???

I know what you're thinking. How could I list two names for this character? Well, it's a complicated story, so unlike the story this guy was in, I'll tell you this at the beginning, not the end. First off, the kid's first name is Slim Berry, a genius boy who wnated to be a scientist. But he wanted to be serious and not playful, so he decided to try an experiment. His favorite teacher experimented on him and as a result, he became...a memory. Or something. Whatever the case, he wandered around for a while afterwards, and then was taken to an adoption agency. There, Bob and Julie Parkinson found him and adopted him. Since Slim couldn't prove his past life thanks to the experiment, he went with them.
But there were other side effects, like the fact he could never age. This frustrated him, until he was taken to a science convention, where Harry Norman was speaking. When he mentioned the events of the past he was in, Slim asked who is was that stopped them. He then told him all about Loud Kiddington, which intriged Slim. So much so he looked up everything about Loud and his friends on the Net, including Gene Burrows. He especially interested him...because Gene Burrows was Slim's new name. Confused yet? Well, a week after the experiment, Slim wanted a new name. He chose Gene from Gene Wilder, and burrows for the definiton of the word. He then got a legal change of name, but did not tell anyone else. So as time went on, the ultimate effect of this is that Slim became Gene Burrows's younger self, and has lived his life according to the older Burrows....and developed a desire to torture Loud Kiddington in the process.
He started off by sending a robot after Loud, but it was defeated. This angered him until he found out about Slasho, who had a grudge against Loud and the rest as well. Therefore, he decided to join up with him, and once he told him why, he accepted. The first step involved having Slasho murder Bob and Julie, and therefore make everyone feel sorry for Slim/Gene. Then he unvealed an invention to make sure no one would share his fate again, a sweatshirt that had a bulletproof shield. He became rich and famous overnight. Later he held a party to unveil the Virtual Dreamer, and he invited the H! gang. He invited R6 to try out the Dreamer, and he did...unaware he had set it up to make R6 break up with Lydia and also attempt to break Loud and Charity up when Slasho came and sent his Dip monster to kill them. Trust me, it made sense in the story. Anyway, it seemed to work until Harry found out what happened, however still no one knew that Slim/Gene was behind it.
Fianlly he decided it was time to end it and sent Slasho to kidnap the gang, except for Loud, R6, and Harry. The three followed them and while Harry went for help, Loud and R6 went in. R6 was captured, but Loud wasn't, as he found Slim/Gene and found out everything- him being behind the plans, the robots, and the experiment that made him Gene's younger self, everything. Loud barely had time to react as Gene sent a spider ninja to hit him, which would make the cage his friends were in drop until they fell to their deaths. But Loud somehow found a way to stop it, but it doing so he was hanging for his life and Gene was about to make him fall: until he heard the police had arrived, distracting him long enough for Loud to come back up.
Finally the police arrived, but Gene wasn't done, as he grabbed a gun and took Harry, preparing to hold him hostage. But as he once again said he was Gene, the H! gang pointed out that he really wasn't in several ways, which drove the deluded kid crazy. This gave Harry time enough to escape and the cops time enough to capture him and throw him in a federal jail. But later, the crew found out he wasn't lying about the experiment and that he is who he says....while at the same time, a figure with lasers escaped from the federal prison. Guess who it was.
That was a pretty lengthy description, but it is a nessecary one since this guy is quite unusual. He does have Gene's large I.Q, though it's two points larger than Gene, and his sinister ways of emotionally hurting is targets. He also likes to reference Jim Carrey a lot, probably because he voices Slim/Gene[hey, if Denzel Washington and Ben Kingsley can get so many raves for playing really bad guys for the first time, why can't Jim Carrey do it well? Although Carrey already played the Riddler, but this is a far more serious baddie we're talking about]And the worst part is, it appears he wasted no time in getting back on the loose, so the Histerians may want to prepare themselves for another visit from Slim, or Gene, or whoever he is. But whoever he is, he is, without a doubt one thing....big big trouble. Somebody stop him!

 
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Slasho

March 2 2002, 9:42 AM 

Voiced by: Tommy Lee Jones
First appearance{and last}: "24 1/2 Hours"
Age: A few years older than his former self, Louis Rihcardson, was.
Turn ons- Robberies, revenge, dreaming of the day he will have his vengance
Turn offs- R6, the Histerians, being deformed
Friends: Slim Berry/Gene Burrows, his goons Jackhammer and Roughhouse
Enemies: The Histerians, especially R6 and Lydia
Birth: Whenever it was he had his accident
Death: March 1'st, 2002

Louis Richardson was always an s.o.b, so what happened to him after his treatment of Lydia was exposed was deserved. R6 took all his money in a bet, leaving Louis broke. To get back on his feet, he worked in a nuclear power plant. But an explosion happened perminantly deformed his face, causing hisw to wear a ski mask. It also damaged his brain, for he decided to go to a life of crime, and change his name to Slasho. With his goons and a Dip monster, he had terrific success at his new job. Until during his latest job, he saw Loud and Charity, and was filled with rage to kill them, since he blamed the Histerians for what happened to him.
However, the Dip monster failed to get them, which made Slasho mad. He was pondering what to do next until a kid named Slim Berry came to his hideout. He wanted to kill him until he found out he hated the Histerians too, and that he was Gene's younger self. He also reminded him it was R6 he really wanted to kill for taking his money. So they joined forces for revenge, starting with Slasho killing Slim's adoptive parents. He then stayed in the background as Slim became rich and famous, until his gala party to introduce the Virtual Dreamer. There Slasho met Lydia again and got to see R6 break up with her and attempt to break Loud and Charity up. Althoguh the thing was staged so that Slasho would lose the battle, it was a good night for him.
However when the plan failed, he was sent to capture the gang, which he did, except for Loud, R6, and Harry. When Loud and R6 got to their hideout, Slasho came after R6, and was then pummled. R6 could have let him die, but he decided to save him to see him in prison. Of course, he was captured thanks to that move. Slasho then watched as Slim, or Gene as he is now called, revealed everything to Loud, and then saw Loud defeat the spider ninja and save his friends. But as they were about to attack Gene, Slasho showed with robots and the monster, ready to shoot them all. However, Charity convinced R6 to convince Slasho to let the robots kill him, and then R6 lured the robots inside the Dip monster. There Charity dumped water on them and made them, and the monster, explode. The remains splattered on Slasho and blinded his eyes, causing him to stumble- and then fall to his overdue demise.
And for that last part the gang should be very greatful, the reason for which Slasho explaned himself as he captured everyone, for he "...may go down as someone who was second fiddle, someone who was just the brawn of the group, someone with no real ideas....but that doesn't mean I'll have any less fun to see you humilate yourselves in saving them, and doing so for the final time..." And thanks to his destructive capacity and us picturing Tommy Lee Jones saying his evil plots for him, we're glad he can't have fun in destroying our guys anymore.

 
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Judge Doom

March 2 2002, 9:57 AM 

Voiced by[or in this case played by]: Christopher Lloyd
First apperance: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"{1988}
First appearance in an H! fic{and last}: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Unknown, but no matter since he's dead
Turn ons: Evil, revenge, Dip[at least when he's not in it]sentencing toons to the Dip, disgusing himself as human
Turn offs: Good guys, being in Dip himself
Friends: The weasels of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit", Dr Laura, The Circle, the Evil Scientist[the WB version], two FCC agents
Enemies: Eddie Valient, Roger and Jessica Rabbit, the WB stars he targeted, toons in general
Birth: unknown
Death: 2000

"Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was hailed as a groundbreaking film, but it did introduce a big troublemaker, it's villian Judge Doom. He first got known for buying his way to be a judge in Toontown, who created the Dip as the only way to kill a Toon. Even worse was his killing humans and framing Roger Rabbit for murder, as well as wanting to demolish Toontown for a freeway. But he was stopped by Eddie Valient, but not before the revelation that Doom was in fact, a toon, but that was good since his Dip was used to kill him. Not perminatly however, as it turned out.
In 2000, WB executives wanted to get the Warners out of their way so they couldn't pester them as they planned to market a Pokemon movie. So they made something which would send something bad to take care of them. This was, as it turned out, Judge Doom. Although it mostly wasn't the execs fault since an operaive of the evil Circle organization tampered the machine so it would bring Doom back, that didn't excuse the fact that he was here, and that he decided to cause trouble. He shocked the stars of the WB as he visited them all, and actually survived all their trademark gags, having researched them. Usually they could use all their cliched gags to success, but not this time, for this time they had a formidable foe on their hands. Included among them was Loud, Charity, Miss Info, and Pepper. And Doom did the ultimate bad thing later on.
He told everyone he didn't want to get them, he just wanted his foes from the movie, Eddie and Roger and Jessica Rabbit sent to him, which they did by going back in time. But he sent an new allie of his, Dr Laura, to Dip them...and one of those dipped was Charity. Fortunatly it wasn't Dip that could kill her, just send her to a prison. But it sure made the H! members unhappy. As time went on Doom's plans became more clear: he wanted control of the WB network, and the change to Dip all their characters, and he got control by saying he could destroy the kdis love of Pokemon if his demands weren't met. Eventually, everyone was captured and Doom revealed another plan: he would take control of every cartoon network there was and dip all their characters so he'd be the only one left, and he would become rich by being the only toon entertainmer in the world. But before he dipped the captured toons, the one he already dipped, including Charity and even Pepper, escaped and got them free.
The trademark big battle ensued which ended with all of Doom's allies defeated, but Doom was still there. He created a wave of Dip which made everyone get into a boat, but it was soon going to crash and make them fall in the dip and be killed. But Eddie found Doom as this happened and fought him. He then defeated them and made the dip fall into another room, the room they were in. All the dip then fell on Doom, killing him in an instant, and this time, for good. And thank goodness it happened, for having formiable, smart foes wasn't something most of the WB toons were used to, and the H! ones just got over Gene. Besides, I'm sure if the Dip didn't kill him, the Charity lovers would, so he probably got off lucky.

 
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172.131.192.58

Who's left?

March 2 2002, 10:03 AM 

We've pretty much covered every major fanfic character and unprofiled H! character there is. If there aren't any more, I'd kinda like to group these profiles together and send them as one to ff.net as a guide to H! fandom. And, if Nifnat is reading this, I'd like to get his permission to take those essays he wrote on Miss Info, Lydia, Toast, and Froggo, and include them in this too. Should I start doing that, or should we look for anyone else to include?

 
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64.12.104.171

Actually...

March 2 2002, 11:18 AM 

There is some more you miss.
Remaining H! characters:
1.Pule Houser
2.Fetch
3.Kip Ling, Susanna Squashanna, and the two nameless kids (though I don't know if they count since they hadn't been used much)
24 Hours series:
1.Jim & Sally
2.George & Martha (and their kids if you like)
3.Muldoon
4.Tress
5.Andrea
6.Stacy
7.Mr. Anderson
8.Mr. Frost
9.And probably extras from 24 Days if you like
Evil Histeria! series
1.Evil Mr. Smartypants
2.Lucky Barns
3.Commu-Khan
4.Fat Fart
5.The Feared Four: Oprao, Flamethrower, Deep Freeze, and Chainsaw
Toons and Doom:
1.Eddie Valiant
2.Roger & Jessica Rabbit
3.Any co-stars in the "Toons and Doom" (yes, even that Kellner jerk)

After this, I like to get back to my historical celebrities profiles. If you like, you can help me. Well, see ya!

 
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Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond

March 2 2002, 5:43 PM 

Voiced by: Maurice Schlafer (Johnny) and Barry Manos (Nick)
First appearance: "Deathmatch Pilot: Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson (Celebrity Deathmatch ep)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria DeathMatch!"
Age: Early 60s is my guess
Turn on-Johnny: Thai Food, The Smell of Napalm in the Morning, Foreigner, Debbie Matenopoulos; Nick: Lingerie Mail Order Catalogs, Barbara Streisand, High Speed Chases
Turn offs-Johnny: Hard Seats, Police Sirens, DNA Testing; Nick: Hospital Gowns (take a guess), Anchovies, The Smell of Nostrils, Debbie Matenopoulos
Friends: Mills Lane, Stacy Cornbred (dead), Debbie Matenopoulos (Johnny), "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, the H! cast, any celebrities who appeared in their stadium (with some exceptions), anyone who wins a deathmatch
Enemies: Debbie Matenopoulos (Nick), The Alien, Captain Doody, The Satyr, Sam Donaldson, Shane McMahon, Booker T, anyone who is a S.O.B.
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

If you love violence and death, these guys got the action for you! Though not celebrities, they are the hosts of the kick-*** fighting show, "MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch", where famous celebrities (remember, this is clay!) fight to the death! From the battle of the psychos, Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson to the music showdown between David Copperfield and David Blaine, this show got it all!
Though this show got it bad side. In one side, the way Tommy Lee killed off Ron Jeremy got Nick and Johnny arrested (because let's face it, that isn't allowed on public television), Stacy Cornbred died of SHC (Spontaneous Human Combustion), and they almost got taken down by Congress! Not to mention, Nick almost lost his son to the devil!
But let's get to their meeting with the Histerians. Although they made their first H! fic appearance in "Histeria DeathMatch!", they actually met the case for real when they (the H! cast) were visiting Celebrity Deathmatch while they (CDM) were in Washington. Nick caught Charity eating his custards that Debbie allowed her to have. Johnny arrived a few seconds later and introductions were made.
When the show started, the fight was between P. Diddy and Monica. A few bruises and a killing later and Monica was the winner. Did I mentioned Gene Hackman was guest-commentator? The CDM crew, however, get a better role as two mystery villains kidnapped the H! cast (except Pule. Hey, you can't get lucky all the time). A search in a warehouse revealed that the villains were Shane McMahon and Booker T, out to destroyed CDM because they allowed people to kill people on their show. Eric Fogel (their boss) shown up and challenged both Shane and Booker to a fight to the death. "Stone Cold" is his partner. Those, of course, who read the story probably known who win that fight. But let's just say the bad guys didn't.
Celebrity Deathmatch is a combine effort of violence and pure imagination. Not to mentioned what would happened should the two shows meet again, which I hope so!

 
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Pule Houser

March 2 2002, 6:51 PM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: I don't exactly know, someone fill me in
Age: Around 10
Turn ons: Attention, not being ignored
Turn offs: Being ignored, interrupted, put down, etc
Friends: The H! cast despite their treatment of him
Enemies: Any villian he's met
Birth: Early 90's
Death: ???

An often putdown, chubby boy[heck, his first name's only been said once and we got his last name from a packet]Pule is another member of the H! kids group, though one with little fame. He was most often seen whining on the show in Frank Welker's imitatable whimper, and in several fanfics he has been a kind of whipping boy for the gang. But his roles are getting bigger, his biggest being in the MST3K series by JusSonic, and it appears that in the future, he will be a rich muscle man with John Goodman's voice. Well, I suppose with all his chants of "I wanna be[fill in the blank]" we had to give him something.

 
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Fetch

March 2 2002, 7:03 PM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: "Inventors Hall of Fame Part I"{H! ep}
Age: Unknown, probably a lot in dog years
Turn ons: Playing fetch, hanging with Loud when he's not selling something
Turn offs: Being told if someone isn't sold something by Loud, he'll eat or do something embrassing/disgusting
Friends: Loud and the H! cast
Enemies: Any villian he's met
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Tom Ruegger must have a thing for dogs, having created "Road Rovers" and all, so it was inevitable that he'd put a dog in Histeria. That was Fetch, Loud Kiddington's pet and companion. Fetch is always carring a tennis ball in his mouth, and loves to play catch, he even caught cannon balls during the Battle of Yorktown. But what he hates is being in Loud's informercials and sales pitches, since he always says Fetch will eat something bad or do something dangerous/embrassing if no one buys his stuff. Maybe that's why he's steered clear of him in most of the fanfics, except for "Another 24 Hours" and "24 1/2 Hours" and he spoofed SNL's Toonces the Driving Cat and "The French Connection" simultaniously in HNL 2. But if he sees a good game of catch and if he sees Loud away from salesmanship, it won't take much more for him to come over.

 
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Jim and Sally

March 3 2002, 8:37 AM 

Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche[Jim],Nora Dunn[Sally]
First apperance: "24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Early-mid 30's for both of them
Turn ons- Jim: Fixing his car Sally: Reading "The Bridges of Madison Avenue County"
Turn offs- Jim: TV's not made in this decade, the marathon, that joke where you keep saying "What?!" Sally: Rhymes at a bad time, the marathon
Friends: George and Martha
Enemies: None we know of
Birth: Mid-late 60's
Death: ???

During the 24 hour marathon, many people couldn't stand it and struggled to keep sanity. Jim and Sally, a married couple, were one of the two couples we saw that represented that struggle. Through them, we found out many of the parts of Gene's plan. We found out that the volume on TV's was only controlled by Gene, we found there was no way out of the houses, and we found out you could break your TV, all when we were with these two. They tried to keep busy at first to get their minds off it, but it was to no avail, and they couldn't sleep a wink thanks to it. Finally they went out and followed Gene's advice to come to his house and destroy Loud and Miss Info, but they were way too late. However, they made friends with George and Martha during this, and in a "Strange Coincedences" episode, we found out they've forgiven Loud for the whole mess. I guess if anyone could have surived that mess and still had the decency to do that, they should be admired, right?

 
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George and Martha

March 3 2002, 8:47 AM 

Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche[George],Nora Dunn[Martha]
First apperance: "24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Mid 40's for both of them
Turn ons- George: ESPN, his kids, his bomb shelter Martha: Raising her kids, not breaking their hearts
Turn offs- George: The marathon, bad jokes Martha: Ecposing her kids to violence, breaking their hearts
Friends: Sally and Jim
Enemies: None we know of
Birth: Mid-late 60's
Death: ???

George and Martha served as the other couple we saw exposed to the marathon, only this one had kids in it, Timmy and Julia. George would have rather tried to watch ESPN when it all started[even though we know he couldn't have]but Martha knew that her kids liked the show, so they stuck around. However, they had enough after a while, so they tried to leave, and of course, they couldn't. They then tried to talk to keep their minds off it, and when that failed, went upstairs and then into a bomb shelter, but those failed too. Though their kids liked that the marathon got them off from school, they and their parents couldn't stand the whole thing. However, only George went out to Long Beach to follow Gene's advice to get Loud and Miss Info, but he was well too late. But he met Sally and Jim, and apperantly a friendship formed. Perhaps small consulation for a whole day of torture, but although we haven't seen the family since, they at least have people to share their troubled with now.

 
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Muldoon

March 3 2002, 9:00 AM 

Full name: Robert J Muldoon
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First apperance[and last]: "Another 24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: A clean house, helping to protect the country even if it's for a bad cause
Turn offs: People breaking into his house
Friends: The army members
Enemies: The H! cast since he was part of that army
Birth: Early-mid 60's
Death: Febuary 20'th, 2000

Muldoon was, simply, one of those unfortunate people in the citizens army in Washington that never saw the light. He joined the army after the attack and became it's second most visable male next to Nathan. He started off by finding Mr Smartypants looking for the gang, and they followed him to their hideaway. But their choice of their next hideout angered Muldoon, since it was his own house. They got them out though at the expense of his bedroom being wrecked and himself being a target for being knocked out by stolen guns. He kept with the army however, and while his crew fought the H! cast outside the White House during the last hour of the conflict, he led the fight to keep angered citizens from charging into the battle. But it was in vain as when the giant spider shot a laser blast at the mob of people, Muldoon kept being pushed back by them and wound up right on the would be Ground Zero of the blast, and was the first one killed in it. We never knew what his personal feelings were about all this, but it is kind of sad that we will never get the chance- although at least he wasn't like his alternate self that tried to get good Gene and Vincent captured and killed.

 
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172.186.156.226

Mr Anderson and Mr Frost

March 3 2002, 9:13 AM 

Post no. 50 in the thread, here it comes!

Jobs: Mr Anderson- prison warden. Mr Frost- prison guard
Voiced by: Billy West
First apperance[and last]: Mr Anderson- "24 Hours"{fanfic}Mr Frost- "Another 24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Mr Anderson- Middle aged. Mr Frost- mid 30's
Turn ons: Both like keeping their prison safe and having no trouble
Turn offs: Both hate fights and escapes
Friends: None we know of
Enemies: Probably Gene Burrows since he stayed in their jail
Birth: Early-mid 60's Mr Anderson, late 60's Mr Frost
Death: ???

Mr Anderson has an infamous position in the history books- the warden of the prison that held Gene Burrows, and the warden of the prison that Gene Burrows escaped from. After the marathon, Gene was taken to Anderson's Long Beach Maximum Security Prison. There, Harry seemed to have made a deal with Anderson for a welcome present for Gene, namely hooking him up to watch his own marathon. After that they were able to keep him for 3 months, although he was supposed to have stayed for far more time than that.
Mr Frost served as a prison guard, probably the head one since he was the only guard we saw in that jail. He was the first character we saw in "Another 24 Hours" and he first told Gene that H! was canceled. He also seems to be in charge of lights out too. But when a fight broke out between two inmates and the hologram that posed as Gene, Frost noticed that "Gene" was paler and looked like he was fading away. Mr Anderson then came over and after seeing the situation, checked Gene's cell. he then saw that he was gone and that the Gene they saw as a hologram. He then panicked before he became the one to break the story of Gene's escape, and set the rest of that infamous tale up. You can't get any more infamy than the one Anderson and Frost probably got with that one, although it wasn't their fault. But I'm sure they'll be more on the lookout next time.

 
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172.186.156.226

Evil Mr Smartypants

March 3 2002, 9:25 AM 

Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First apperance: "Evil Histeria!"{fanfic}
Age: Can't tell since we can only see his eyes, just like our Smartypants
Turn ons: Science, building evil creations, teleporters to another universe
Turn offs: Good guys, annoying assistants
Friends: The evil H! gang
Enemies: Our H! gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Evil Loud gets most of the blame for the trouble his gang has caused our Histerians, but not enough goes onto the guy who's responsible for them even meeting in the first place. Mr Smartypants's evil self is, like our Smarty, a genius, but naturally it's bad genius. In fact, he first made the plans for the Teleporter 5000 that brought Loud to their world, and planted those plans so our Smarty would build it here. So therefore he's the one responsible for this whole good H! vs bad H! war starting. Plus he made the teleporter that brought evil Loud into our world two times, and was reveled to be the only other evil Histerian still alive other than Loud and Charity in Histeria: 15 Years Later. And it doesn't hurt that he personally killed one of them, his former assistant Pule House. However, during the battle in that story, he got his comuppance from his own alternate self as our own Smartypants froze him with his freezing gun. After that he was locked up where his evil genius will never harm anyone, or help start interdimensional wars, again.

 
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172.186.156.226

Jamie Kellner

March 3 2002, 9:37 AM 

Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: "Toon and Doom"{fanfic}
Age: Don't know
Turn ons: Running the WB, money, Pokemon, money, apperantly angering the loyal fans of KWB/WBA comedies by taking them off the air, oh, and money
Turn offs: WBA fans, Tom Ruegger, low ratings, low money, Kids WB schedules without action cartoons apperantly
Friends: Mr Plotz and his fellow execs
Enemies: Every KWB cartoon character, every Toonzone writer, most of the EH writers[especially R6]
Birth: Don't know
Death: Soon if R6 ever meets him

We all know this guy, unfortunatly we don't know him for the right reasons. We know him for taking away our beloved KWB shows and replacing them with Pokemon almost 24/7 a day, and although some like that, a lot of people I know hate it. So therefore Jamie Kellner, CEO of Warner Bros, is a natural target of ridicule around here. He seems to always have one of the evil Star Wars themes playing when he shows up, and he, above all, likely had a hand in cutting Histeria's epsiode run from 65 to 52, and then canceling it. Worse, he had the gall to unwittingly bring Judge Doom back to life in "Toons and Doom" and kept quiet about it to save himself and his network. He stayed behind as he sent Mr Plotz to help the tooms, but was brough into things when he was captured by Doom. He signed over the WB to him for fear he would erase kids love of Pokemon, and so the toons had to destroy the machine that would do that before Kellner would tear up the contract. He got off easy that time, but he's still a hated guy around here, and would be in great peril if certain writers got anywhere near him.

 
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156.63.181.3

Mike

March 5 2002, 7:50 AM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First (and last) appearance: "24 Days" (fanfic)
Age: 40s is my guess
Turn ons-Bringing in criminals, protecting the peace
Turn offs-Villains, evil plots, being killed
Friends: His fellow officers
Enemies: Dr. William Shelton
Birth: Unknown
Death: 2015

We don't know anything about this guy, except for the fact he made a minor appearance in "24 Days". In the opening of the story, he was ordered to stop Dr. William Shelton when he broke into a laboratory. Unfortunately, Shelton killed Mike before he got the chance to bring him to justice.
Once again, a minor player, but should be major since he was once of Shelton's victims.
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Hey, robert, did I got it right? Let me know if I got it wrong. Anyway, I got more people for you to write profiles for.
1.Timpowitcz (the cop from "24 Hours")
2.The Snake (I don't know why since he didn't say anything at all!)
3.Dan Bladder
4.Bill Clinton (though I think you should put him in the historical celebrities profiles topic)
5.Hillary Clinton (Note: This is optional)

Don't forget the remaining proifles you still have to do. But as always, take your time.

 
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170.235.1.108

Several profiles at once![the Warners would be proud}

March 5 2002, 10:30 AM 

Lucky Barns
Voiced by: Paul Dillon
First apperance: "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud "{fanfic}
Age: Unknown since being frozen probably made him look younger than he really is
Turn ons: Evil, assisinations
Turn offs: People who don't accept "assassins with pots o' gold"
Friends: The evil H! gang
Enemies: Our H! gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

The name pretty much tells you where this member of evil Loud's new crew came from, Ireland. And as the turn off section states, he's a assasin with a pot o' gold, who was frozen because of that. But E.Loud freed him and made him part of his gang. But like all the other members, he was frozen again by Smartypants's freeze guns, but not before having a Matrix like fight with Cho-Cho, who then just beat him up until he could be frozen again. One thing's for sure, if he has people after his Lucky Charms, he'll be too busy being frozen to worry about that for some time.

Fat Fart
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud "{fanfic}
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Evil, farting
Turn offs: Probably most everything else
Friends: The evil H! gang
Enemies: Our H! gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Basically this guy isn't a guy, but rather a gorilla. Who likes to fart. And basically the only other thing he did was get pumelled by Pule and get frozen again. Well, every crew needs a mascot, and I'm sure the people he's met- and their noses- are happy he's gone.

The Feared Four
Members: Chainsaw, Deep Freeze, Flamethrower, and Oprao
Voiced by: Gary Oldman[Chainsaw], Frank Welker[Deep Freeze], Marlon Waynes[Flamethrowed], Jeff Bennett[Oprao]
First apperance: "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud "{fanfic}
Age: Unknown since being frozen probably made them look younger than they really are
Turn ons: Evil, beating up people, using their talents that are decribed in their names
Turn offs: Probably most everything else
Friends: The evil H! gang
Enemies: Our H! gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

As the only members of E.Loud's new crew to work together. the Feared Four lived up to their names by any destructive means nessecary. Chainsaw used his, well, chainsaw for slicing, Deep Freeze made everyone cold/frozen, Flamethrower made everyone feel hot, and Oprao used his opera talents to really hurt the ear canal. But they were naturally hated for that and they were frozen until E.Loud revived them. Chainsaw was the one who gave his allies the info they needed on our heroes and their recent battles, so that helped them at least get to the house for the final showdowns. But that didn't go too well, as both Chainsaw and Deep Freeze were beaten by Toast, Oprao was smakced by the chainsaw Toast had gotten from Chainsaw, and Flamethrower was the first one to be frozen, by young Shelton in this case. So once again, the Feared Four were frozen and out of the way of the public, this time hopefully for good.
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I know I forgot Commie-Khan, but I've run out of time. I'll be back later.

 
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172.165.100.195

More several profiles at once!

March 5 2002, 5:14 PM 

Commie-Khan
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First apperance[and last]: "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud "{fanfic}
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Evil, wrestling, communism
Turn offs: Probably most everything else
Friends: The evil H! gang
Enemies: Our H! gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Any evil gang probably has to have a communist, so E.Loud's group rounded theirs out with Commie-Khan, a North Korean wrestler who supported communism, so for that he was frozen[hey, better than being frozen for death and destruction like the others]He was thawed by E.Loud, then got frozen again during the showdown between the H! gang. For his part he was slamed by WOW and then tried to fight her, and unlike the others had some success in his battles by knocking WOW and good Shelton down. Unfortunatly this enraged Pule and that made him start his rampage on the bad guys. Commie-Khan was frozen just as soon as he was knocked down by Pule, and it may be a good thing since all the other villains taken down by Pule might have had reason to get him if they weren't frozen themselves.

Eddie Valient
Voiced by[or in this case, played by]: Bob Hoskins
First apperance: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"{1988}
First apperance in an H! fic[and last]:"Toons and Doom"
Age: Probably over middle age
Turn ons: Detective work, drinking[at least until the end of WFRR], sanity
Turn offs: The insanity of toons, toons in general until WFRR, evil doers, especially those that kill his brother
Friends: Roger and Jessica Rabbit, the WB toons
Enemies: Judge Doom and his cronies
Birth: ???
Death: Probably before 2000, otherwise the toons wouldn't have had to go back in time to get him.

Eddie Valient lived up to his last name by working cases in Toontown in the 30's, at least until his brother was killed by a toon that no one ever caught. Since then he took to drinking and developed a hate for toons and their insanity. But those who saw "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" know that gradually changed as he got caught in a conspiracy to destroy Toontown that involved framing toon star Roger Rabbit for murder, which got the two in hairy situations. Eventually, before Roger drove Eddie nuts, they found that Judge Doom was behind the scam, and would destroy Toontown to build the freeway. But Eddie stopped him, and in the process found out that Doom was a toon, in fact, the same toon that killed his brother. He got his revenge by spraying Dip on him and killing him, but that wasn't the end, as a trip to the future proved.
In "Toons and Doom" Doom was resurrected and targeted the WB toons, including some from H!. He said he would stop if Roger and Jessica, along with Eddie, were brought to him. But the last part was a problem, until they found the H! time machine and went to the past to get him. After they explained the situation to him, he was plunged into the ensuing battles and would be comic insanity that happened afterwards. And like before, it came down to a final battle between Eddie and Doom. And like in the past, Eddie dropped Dip on his hated enemy and killed him, this time for good, and saved the others in the process. He then returned to his own time, probably never to show up in a fic again, but he sure made the most of his time here[hey, there's no bigger use of time than saving lives]

Roger and Jessica Rabbit
Voiced by: Charles Fletcher[Roger], Kathleen Turner[Jessica]
First apperance: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"{1988}
First apperance in an H! fic[and last]:"Toons and Doom"
Age: Probably limitless since they're toons
Turn ons- Roger: comic insanity, laughter, everything funny. Jessica: Lounge singing, her honey bunny Roger
Turn offs: Dip, pure and simple
Friends: Eddie Valient, the toons of Toontown and the WB, and I'm sure Jessica has her share of, shall we say, admirers
Enemies: Judge Doom and his various cronies
Birth: ???
Death: ???

They're yet another of the many odd couples in toondom[though a lot odder than most], but they're no less famous for various reasons. Roger is known for being a comedy star and for being framed for murder, while his wife Jessica is famous for...well, once you see her you'll figure it out. Anyway, their adventures in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" are by now fairly well known, but they weren't the last they had, living on in a few short films, comics, and in the fic "Toons and Doom", as they were called on to help the WB toons face their arch foe Judge Doom once more. They came in handy in fending the villains off, most notably when Roger got a hold of caffine again and destroyed everyone's hearing just as good as Loud could. So once more they defeated the bad guys, and could now return to their normal life of fame and admiration[though again, they often could use less admiration]

Alan
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance[and last]: "Toons and Doom"{fanfic}
Age: Late 30's
Turn ons: Working for The Circle, working undercover, making bad jokes
Turn offs: Good guys, execs that don't like his sense of humor
Friends: The Circle, Judge Doom and friends
Enemies: The WB toons and execs
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This guy is basically, the reason why the events of "Toons and Doom" happened. Judge Doom was brought back by a machine, a machine that wouldn't have done what it did without Alan to tamper it. Alan is an informent for The Circle, the evil govt. organization out for world conquest, who got into the trust of the WB execs for the purpose of bringing Doom back for his imprisoned bosses. Which he unfortunatly did. He then stayed in the background until the execs were captured and then he revealed his identity. Then he just bode his time until all of Doom's cronies were beaten, where he sicked the monster Gossamer on them[and even quoted Charity]But they both fell down a giant ray and were blasted far far away, the effects of which apperantly gave Alan ammnesia. He then was led to believe he wanted to be Philben's co-host since that was the first thing he read about when he came to. So he definatly won't be around to cause any more trouble, though with the falling stock of Regis's game show, maybe prison would have been a better option.

 
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64.12.104.161

The Snake

March 6 2002, 6:08 PM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First (and last) appearance: "24 Hours" (fanfic)
Age: Snake don't age
Turn ons-Shocking people, especially Loud and Miss Info, eating little innocent creaturesz
Turn offs-Being insulted, failure
Friends: Dr. Gene Burrows
Enemies: Loud Kiddington and Miss Information
Birth: ???
Death: 1999

While not a guy, this creature is a combination of both a snake and an electric eel. Dr. Gene Burrows then sent it after Loud and Miss Info. It' goal? To try to shock Loud and Miss Info and put them to sleep. It almost succeeded, of course always failed. It was destroyed when Loud insulted it and tricked it into trying to bite him. Of course, Loud got his hands on a steel plate and it slams itself until it was destroyed. Not bad for Gene's first try, though.
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Let me know if I got anything wrong, robert.

 
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172.170.211.221

Profiles and corrections

March 6 2002, 7:43 PM 

Actually, the snake died because it got so angry from Loud's insults that too much electricity flowed through his body, and it killed him. But I'll fix that in editing when I put it all together. In the meantime here's more stuff.

Wally Faust
Voiced by: Jeff Bennett
First apperance: "The Man from Washington"{"Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain" episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"
Age: Probably middle aged
Turn ons: Working for The Circle, planning to conquer the world, going after the Brain, using people for world domination
Turn offs: Good guys, failure to conquer the world, being betrayed, little nut boys
Friends: The Circle, the Omenex for a time, Judge Doom and friends
Enemies: Pinky and the Brain, Histeria, and the rest of the world most likely if they knew his activities
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Christopher Walken is someone often pariodied by KWB cartoons and those spoofs are a big fan favorite, but none had the impact this one had. Although Wally Faust only had one major role in an unpopular spinoff of Pinky and the Brain, Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain, it was widely regarded as the best that show had to offer by far, and some say if he had a larger role in the series, he could have saved it. "The Man from Washington" episode introduced him as a top operative for The Circle, a secret goverment organization out to conquer the world, and they wanted to use the Brain to do it. In fact, it is because of Wally that the mice have to stay at Elmyra's in the first place, making him even more unlikable. Unfortunatly, this plot device was not used to great effect by that show, as mentioned earlier. So he became a recurring character in fanfictions in the Toonzone fan community, and was even used in my very first fanfic ever, "Meet Wally Faust"[in the Animaniacs section of ff.net]
Anyway, in fics involving Histeria, he's only had two roles. One was in "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain" where he allied himself with the evil time crew the Omenex, and with his help, they made The Circle leaders of the country. However Wally was betrayed by the crew and left to die in the battle of Normady, but he was saved by the mice and H! crew passing by. When it ended, Brain and Wally made a truce, but when they were beamed back to Earth, neither had any memory of it, making Wally still out to get him. This he showed in "Toons and Doom" only this time he was in jail as a result of a earlier fic made by the Toonzone people. He and some partners of his in fact came up with the plan to revive Judge Doom, so he could go after the mice and then they could make a deal with him to help them rule the world. But they were exposed during the final confrontation and their plans were ruined. Still, even in jail Wally is a force to be reackoned with, and besides....he's scary! Now go away, you depress him.

Axel Foley
Voiced by[and played by: Eddie Murphy
First apperance: "Beverly Hills Cop"{1984}
First apperance in an H! fic: "The Harley Awards"[can only be found in the archives of the Toonzone message board]
Age: 30's
Turn ons: Keping the peace, laughing a sttatico laugh, saying curse words over and over and over again
Turn offs: Criminals, insane toons that won't leave him alone, being turned on by said toons just for working for another movie studio, i.e Disney, which forced him to nearly cause the Apocolypse
Friends: His co-stars from his movies, the Warners and their friends, though most of the time he can't stand them[but who can?]
Enemies: The Warners and friends for a time, all the bad guys he's faced
Birth: ???
Death: ???

In 1984 Eddie Murphy introduced the character of Axel Foley, a never-play-by-the-rules street smart cop in "Beverly Hills Cop", which became a mega hit and made Murphy an big big star. About 15 years later Axel was included in a fanfic by the Toonzone people, since one of their writers is obssessed with the 80's and he came from there. But in that he was blown to bits by the Warners because he did voice over work in "Mulan" for Disney[in the fics Axel's pretty much credited for anything Eddie Murphy does]This drove him to be evil for awhile and in fact, nearly cause the Apocolypse by messing with time. But he reformed and is now a major character in the Toonzone fics, in fact he was even made a U.S Senator in Washington D.C, though not without opposition from Stewie Griffen and friends. He has met the H! guys twice in fics and once in a made up video game. Actually he only met Loud in the first fic he was in, "The Harley Awards" an awards show at Toonzone honoring their fics, where in that Loud pestered him most of the way. He was also with the large gang of heroes in "Toons and Doom" as well, and finally he was in that made up game. If he shows up to met our gang again though, you can bet there'll be lots and lots cursing, and again, you don't want to get on his bad side[and don't tell him he sucked in Nutty Professer 2 either]

Dr Laura Schlessinger
Voiced by: Herself
First apperance: "Toons and Doom"{fanfic}
Age: 55
Turn ons: Ultra morals, insulting those who don't have them, berating radio callers, getting rid of opposition any way possible, laughing an annoying laugh
Turn offs: Immorality, those who hate her views, those who will not go away despite all her attempts to get rid of people who dislike her views
Friends: Her vast army of ninja thugs, Judge Doom and his friends, and anyone who shares her opinions
Enemies: The Warners and friends, anyone against her sense of morality
Birth: January 16, 1947
Death: ???

Dr Laura is, as radio listeners know, a shrill, ultra moral physcatrist who frequently insults callers and doesn't like those against her views on morality. In fact, this rep has made her a villain in several Animaniacs fanfics, since she wanted to get rid of the Warners for their crazy behavior[but who doesn't?]and in her first apperance they did start a radio show that took away her audience. She also came across some of the Histerians in "Toons and Doom" as she temed up with Judge Doom to get revenge and to get rid of the other toons. Also, she has a vast army of ninja thugs. Plus she also directed the assult that led to several characters, including Charity, getting dipped. But she was defeated along with all the others, however not for good, as she is rumored to be with several other past foes of the Histerians plotting revenge against them. So watch out for her, but hopefully our watching will be for a long while.

 
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172.147.238.183

Wer'e winding down here

March 7 2002, 4:46 PM 

Dan Bladder
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: "Another 24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Whatever Dan Rather's age is
Turn ons: Reporting, and reporting good news
Turn offs: Reporting bad news
Friends: His co-workers
Enemies: None we know of
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Except for the last name, this guy is basically Dan Rather all over, though Rather never reported the kind of news Dan Bladder did. He informed the world on all the details he could about Gene's attack on Washington and the subsequent battles, alternating between doing so in a news desk and actually getting in the middle of the action. He was even watching the final few minutes of the event above in a helicopter, but came back down to Earth to deliver the last words of dialouge in the story. We haven't seen him since, but I'm guessing he got enough fame during that day to give himself an excuse.

Timpowitcz
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First apperance: "24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: A gruff middle age
Turn ons: His work
Turn offs: When people take his guns, trying to figure out who to help out, a bad guy or good guys that have been used for torturing the masses over the last day, like in 24 Hours, mushy talk
Friends: His co-workers
Enemies: Probably plently of jail birds and Gene also since he likely arrested him too
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Timpowitcz is a caricature of NYPD Blue's Dennis Franz[hence the name]who came in during the final battle between Gene and Loud, Miss Info, and Harry in 24 Hours. He was truthfully, a bit torn over who to help, Gene or the good guys, but he did wind up arresting Gene when he fell off the building. Oh, and Sammy stole his gun when he was still trying to decide what to do at one point. But in retrospect, Timpowitcz is a lucky guy, since most criminals take revenge on those that arrest them, but thankfully for him, Gene had other engagements.

Dick Soaper
Voiced by: Richard Roaper
First apperance: "Histeria: Year in Review"{fanfic}
Age: Late 30's
Turn ons: Reviewing films and fanfics, complaning about bad storys and raving about good ones
Turn offs: Bad fics, those who would want to blow him up for having a different opinion than him, untalented people[though many of those he says are bad aren't]
Friends: Probably fellow flim critics
Enemies: JusSonic and the Histerians since he complained about a lot of their stuff
Birth: ???
Death: ???

If you thought Jon Lovitz's Jay Sherman of the cult animated series "The Critic" was rough on films, you apperantly haven't seen Dick Soaper in action. This look and sound alike of actual critic Richard Roaper came on as a co-host of Robert Dougherty's year in review special on H! fanfics. They reviewed all the fics, and naturally Robert and Soaper disagreed on about all of them, with Robert liking them and Soaper, well, not. Although he liked 24 Days and B.B's dramatic work, most of the rest he didn't, though by insulting R6's work he got ejected out of the stage by Lydia, and Loud gave him a sample of his ear splitting voice's capablities, plus JusSonic would have torn him limb from limb in 2 seconds for insulting the Rugrats. However, he defended himself at the end by saying he had the right to his opinion and they wouldn't look good clobbering someone who's opinion was different from theirs, so he was spared. But if he shows up again, he probably won't be so lucky, especially if he's within 10 feet of JusSonic at the time.

Tress, Andrea, and Stacy Loon
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille[Tress], Nora Dunn[Andrea/Stacy]
First apperance: "Another 24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: All are around their 30's
Turn ons: Defending the country, housework
Turn offs: "Grunt work" as Andrea put it
Friends: Possibly he army members
Enemies: None we know of
Birth[s]: Between the 60s and early 70's
Death[s]: ???

These three ladies don't have any family connections and if they had, we didn't spend enough time with them to find out, but they are the three ladies of the citizen's army we saw the most of. Tress, Andrea, and Stacy followed the army around, but were mainly in the background and didn't do as much as a Nathan, or a Muldoon, or a Vincent. But that's just as good considering what those guys did. Oh, and a few of them are into housework too and Andrea's the one who hates the dirty work of the business, plus Stacy actually has a last name we know about, Loon. So we may not know so much else about then, but at least that didn't give us a chance to hate them either like the others, and that's a good sign.
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I think there really aren't many people left to do, the only ones I can think of are any more associates of Doom from Toons and Doom. So are there any more characters left that aren't historical, since I know we still have to do some of those.

 
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152.163.201.69

There are some left

March 7 2002, 6:22 PM 

So here they are.

1.Bob and Julie Parkinson
2.John Williams
3.Eric Fogel
4.Monica
5.P. Diddy
6.The South Park boys (Though I wonder if I can do it, unless you want to)
7.There are still the remaining heroes from "Toons and Doom" (You got Axel Foley covered, so that only leaves the others)
8.The other citizens of South Park (Ditto as 6)
9.The rest of the Omnenex
10.Marissa Bazaar, Charity's cousin (Though I think BB wants to do this; but go ahead and try)

Well, got to go. Bye!

 
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172.163.25.207

You do South Park, and I'll help dwindle the list some more

March 8 2002, 4:48 PM 

Bob and Julie Parkinson
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen[Bob], Nora Dunn[Julie]
First apperances[and last]: "24 1/2 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Around their 30's is my guess
Turn ons: Adopting orphans apperantly, going places to get their kid out of a rut, trying to help him grow up
Turn offs: Probably Slim if they were still alive
Friends: None we know of
Enemies: Slim and Slasho
Birth[s]: ???
Death[s]: Febuary 2002

These two had the truely unfortunate luck of being in the wrong place at the wrong time when they came across Slim Berry at an adoption center a few years back. But Bob and Julie Parkinson had no way of knowing that then, so they adopted him. When they noticed he couldn't gorw up, they tried to help him get out of a rut by taking him to a sci-fi convention, which is where by now we all know where Slim first found out about Loud. After that they carried on, unaware of Slim's growing obssesion to destroy Loud and company, and his alternate lifestyle. But they found out in the worst way when they saw Slim with Slasho, and then Slim ordered Slasho to kill them, which he did. Like I said, it was the wrong place, the wrong time, and the worst luck for this couple.

John Williams
Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: "Histeria Wars Episode I: The History Menace"{fanfic}
Age: 70
Turn ons: Scoring movies
Turn offs: Being discovered behind a curtain while a fight scene he's scoring is breaking out
Friends: Steven Speilburg, the Boston Pops, as well as a few others probably
Enemies: None we know of
Birth: Febuary 8, 1932
Death: ???

The Star Wars films, E.T, the Indiana Jones pics, Jaws, Close Encounters, Superman, and Jurrasic Park all have one thing in common: John Williams giving them famous themes in the music department. Composers of all the famous tunes from these films that high school bands have played so often, Williams continues his job even at 70, and is always there to score a Steven Speilburg pic whenever he makes one. But he went over anyway to reprise his "Duel of the Fates" cue from Star Wars Episode I for "Histeria Wars Episode I"'s big fight scene: but was unintentionally discovered by Froggo. Still, he carried on, mentioning character names and cues the Obi-Wan impersinating kid had no idea about. That momentary miscommunication around, expect to see, or hear, Williams a lot more this summer as the next Star Wars pic comes out.

Eric Fogel
Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: "Death Takes a Toll"{fanfic}
Age: 32
Turn ons: Being the boss of "Celebrity Deathmatch", beating up those that oppose him
Turn offs: People that want to ruin the show
Friends: The CD staff, and the Histerians for saving them
Enemies: Booker T, Shane McMahon
Birth: 1969
Death: ???

Eric Fogel is the one currently in charge of all those blood, guts, and death on "Celebrity Deathmatch", which he took over running in 1999. But apperantly some people didn't like it, like Shane McMahon, who wanted to destroy the show to get the compitition for his dad's WCW out of the way, with Booker T as his help. But Eric helped stopped their plan to destroy Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Histerians to do it, and then challenged them to a fight in the Deathmatch ring. And since the death columm of this profile is empty, he obviously won, and finished his foes off with a mega burp that made the flames on Booker T's head. So don't cross him, because he didn't get to be boss of a celb killing show without learning some tricks.

 
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172.150.186.157

Here's some more

March 10 2002, 9:04 AM 

P.Diddy
Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: "Death Takes a Toll"{fanfic}
Age: 31
Turn ons: Rapping, ripping off tunes from the 80's, J.Lo for a time
Turn offs: Being dead
Friends: The CD staff, his record producers, his home boys
Enemies: Monica
Birth: November 1, 1970
Death: He died in the Deathmatch arena, but he'll be back

Call him Puff Daddy, or P.Diddy, or J.Lo's old flame, or someone who would have been convicted of weapons possesion if he weren't famous, but he is one of rap's most well known people, though he got cut to size in the Deathmatch arena. But he did have a early advantage against his opponent Monica by slicing her leg off with one of his CD's, however that really cost him as she drove the high heel on that leg through his skull. Still, whenever you hear an 80's tune, he will always be there to steal it and make it his own, plus he's in movies now, and he died again in one of those as a death row inmate in "Monsters Ball" 2 lives down, 7 to go, I guess.

Monica
Voiced by: Herself
First apperance: "Death Takes a Toll"{fanfic}
Age: Don't know
Turn ons: Singing, dueling with Brandy, wining in a fight to the death, and it looked liked she took an interest in R6 too
Turn offs: Having her leg sliced off
Friends: The CD staff, her record producers
Enemies: P.Diddy, Brandy, Lydia for a while
Birth: Don't know
Death: ???

Originally a partner with Brandy, Monica split from her and went solo, starting a feud. But she decided apperantly to take her anger out on P.Diddy instead in the Deathmatch arena. She didn't start off well with her leg being chopped off by a CD and all, but she ended wonderfully[heck, that applies to anyone who survives a Deathmatch fight]by driving a high heel through P.Diddy's skull and winning. Plus she even found time to do a little flirting with R6, but luckly for her it didn't last long or Lydia would have made her flirt with disaster.

Marissa Bazaar/Charity's cousin
Voiced by: Laraine Newman
First apperance: One of the Strange Coincedences sketches
Age: Around the same as Charity's, no more than 10
Turn ons: B.B, not being unhappy, B.B, hanging with her cousin, and I think I already mentioned B.B
Turn offs: Unhappiness, being ignored by B.B
Friends: B.B and the H! gang
Enemies: Him, since his failed attempts to make her hate B.B was the last straw for Him
Birth: Early 90's
Death: ???

Hopefully I won't get killed for mentioning this young lady's first name, but I'll describe her in the best way possible to avoid it. She is Charity's cousin, and she has many of her traits, like the unhappiness, and her abilty to kiss, but this one, unlike Charity, has quite the huge, HUGE crush on B.B. We have all hoped it would lead to them being together and B.B finally leaving Loud alone, and it took a while for that to happen.
In fact, it only happened when Charity died in "Pine and Psy" when they comforted each other, and finally fell in love. There we found out her first name that I mentioned at the top, which until now, only Charity, B.B, and Miss Info knew. Oh, and she also showed up in "The Anniversary Guest" and was part of Him's last ditch plan to make someone miserable, this he did by trying to make her think B.B didn't really love her and that he still loved Charity. Luckly B.B showed her he did love her and although Him got extremely mad and nearly did everyone in for that, they're still together. Although with B.B's absense here, we might not see as much of her in the future. Now we're the ones not happy, though this means I might not get pummeled for saying her name. Wait a minute, I see an angry child coming this way....HELP!!

 
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205.188.193.153

South Park

March 10 2002, 3:03 PM 

Group members: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick
Voiced by: Trey Parker (Stan and Cartman) and Matt Stone (Kyle and Kenny)
First appearance: "The Spirit of Christmas" (South Park pilot episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "South Park interviews Histeria!" (fanfic)
Age: Early 10s
Turn ons-Making fun of people (Cartman especially), anything good or bad, Wendy Testaburger (Stan), Terrance and Phillip, swearing, Jakovasaurs (Cartman)
Turn offs-Hippies (Cartman), people making fun of them, the French, anything can that makes these guys mad, Pip, Jakovasaurs (everyone except Cartman)
Friends: Chef, Jimbo & Ned, Mephesto & Kevin, Wendy Testaburger, Officer Barbrady although he is a dumb***, Terrance and Phillip, Mr. Mackey at times, Pip at times, Ike Broflovski although Cartman considers him to be a pest, Liane Cartman, the rest of South Park except for some, the H! cast, Ms. Ellen for a while (dead), Jesus and the Super Best Friends, Scuzzlebutt (dead), Mr. Hankey, Satan at times, anyone who’s either cool or isn’t much of a S.O.B.
Enemies: Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, Ms. Crabtree, Shelly Marsh, Saddam Hussein, Gene Burrows’s clone, the H! cast at first, anyone who’s S.O.B. because they are evil or because they trick them or something in between, Cartman at times
Birth: Sometime before 1997
Death: No one died except Kenny. Although he dies every episode, he finally died on December 5, 2001

Somewhere between Kansas and Utah lies a mountain town called…South Park. It is the home of four boys…who are crude, rude, and loved to swear! Yep, I am talking about the boys of the hit Comedy Central TV show, “South Park”. They get into situations that they either get in trouble for or they get out of altogether.
Stan is the leader the group who is in love with Wendy Testaburger (although he always puke whenever she talks to him), has a gay (yes, gay!) dog named Sparky, and is the star quarterback of the South Park Elementary Cows football team. His problem is that his older sister always beat the crap of him and his grandpa wants him to kill him! It stunk to be him.
Kyle is Jewish (though he doesn’t know what it means). People, including Cartman, always made fun of him because of it. He is Stan’s best friend. At times when Cartman made cruel remarks at him, he always shots back with fatty remarks.
Cartman is fat, though he always denies it. He loves to make fun of people: Kyle because he’s Jewish, Stan because he throws up when Wendy tries to talk to him, and Kenny because his family is poor. Although tough, he’s very stupid and does things that makes him looked like an idiot. His mom is a whore and a hermaphrodite (watch the “Cartman’s Mom Is A **** two parter if you don’t know what I mean), his cat always tries to steal his food, and he got a pig named “Fluffy” whom he is very protective about.
Kenny, on the other hand, has a secret. For some unknown reason, he always returned from the dead every time he dies. No one knows how it happened, it just did. His family is very poor (which is the reason Cartman makes fun of him) because his dad refuses to work. Plus, his dad is also an alcoholic. Because of his coat, it is hard to understand him at times. Rumor has it (as seen on "Strange Coincidences") is that he is an alien who replies on butts in order to live and that his family isn't really his family. How bizarre! (No pun intended)
They met up with the cast of Histeria many times. Like CDM, although they met the cast first in “South Park interviews Histeria”, they met the cast for real when they (Histeria) moved to South Park because of Sammy Melman’s lost bet with Roy Disney. When they first met, Cartman hits on Charity who slaps him. Introductions were made, including insults (which ends up with one beaten up Cartman) and the next day, the H! kids were in the boys’ class in school. They still didn’t get along, even when the H! kids met Chef. It was after they almost got in trouble with Mr. Mackey, the school psychiatrist, that they come to a truce and the H! kids invited the boys to stay at their house. When it happened, they did stuff like talked and throw balloons at each other (although the girls did most of the throwing). However, it was interrupted by a clone of Gene Burrows who escape (Note: He was made before the gov’t passed the “no-cloning” act) and is out to kill him. Fortunately, everything went okay as the clone was killed by Kenny who end up dying as well.
After that, the H! cast went back to Burbank (probably because Sammy Melman got their houses back). The South Park boys and the H! cast met again on Strange Coincidences. There, Kenny got in trouble with Lydia because of his cursing.
After that, who knows when they will meet again? But when it does happened, I bet there is going to be more cursing! Kick ***!
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By the way, robert. I forgot to add Jackhammer and Roughhouse. Don't forget those two next time! Well, see ya!

 
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156.63.181.3

Lots of profiles!

March 11 2002, 8:20 AM 

Debbie Matenopoulos
Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: "The View" (1997-1999)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Death Takes A Toll"
Age: 27
Turn ons-Making up questions off the top of her head, insulting people especially Nick, Johnny Gomez, good jokes, Alexander the Great
Turn offs-Barbara Walters, Lisa Ling, the rest of "The View", Nick Diamond, being compared to Stacy Cornbred (CDM's late roving reporter), being insulted, being kidnapped by Napoleon
Friends: The CDM staff except for Nick, the H! cast, Eric Fogel
Enemies: Barbara Walters, Lisa Ling, the rest of "The View", Nick Diamond, Stacy Cornbred (dead), Napoleon Bonaparte, Jack The Ripper (dead), Shane McMahon, Booker T
Birth: December 13, 1974
Death: ???

Once a star of "The View" (until her boss Barbara Walters fired her and replaced her with Lisa Ling), she is now a roving reporter for Celebrity Deathmatch, replacing Stacy Cornbred who died of Spontaneous Human Combustion in 1999.
It was in her first episode that has Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera that she and Nick started their love and hate relationship (In other words, they love to hate each other). On the show, she come up with questions that can either in insult the celebrities or frustrated her. Or something in between.
She didn't like being compared to Stacy due to the fact Stacy is sweeter than her. But she got her chance to prove she is better than her when Stacy's corpse haunted the arena intending to kill her. Debbie, however, kicked her butt and sent her back to the Afterlife.
She and Johnny Gomez once had a relationship until she dumped him for (get this!) Alexander the Great, whom she met in time after she was kidnapped by Napoleon for a while. Of course, some episodes show that they are still together, though they can neither be confirmed or denied.
She first met the H! cast when they visited their show in CDM. She found them by the custards Nick has left out in the hall. She let Charity had them since she didn't like Nick. Nick is angry at her because of this (but then again, what else is new?) Later, she interviewed the cast and writers before the fight between P.Diddy and Monica and she joined in a "love' joke with WOW.
Good interviewer, better rival for Nick. Will these two ever make up? Only when Heck freezes over!

Mills Lane
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: Probably as a referee between Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield.
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria DeathMatch"
Age: 65
Turn ons-Being a referee in a fight to the death, pretty women, Mrs. Lane, his grandkids
Turn offs-Fighters not fighting to the death, having to start fighters' fight for them (as seen in Adam Sandler vs. Chris Rock), Dennis Franz, being insulted or threated, Judge Judy ending her fight early
Friends: The CDM staff, any fighters who appeared in his ring (except for some), the H! cast, Mrs. Lane, Eric Fogel
Enemies: Dennis Franz, Judge Judy, Shane McMahon, Booker T
Birth: November 12, 1936
Death: ???

One of the best celebrities in the world. He was known for the famous bout between Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield, he got his own TV show...and he was referee in one of the most kick-*** fighting shows ever, "Celebrity Deathmatch!" He first appeared as a referee in a fight between rock star, Marilyn Manson, and criminal, Charles Manson. After that, he remains as referee so he can get a good clean fight. Well, just good anyway!
Although he is a referee, doesn't mean he is a pushover! He disqualified both Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell when Jerry Springer intervened in their fight, he accidentally killed off Jesse Camp when he thought he was dying (concording to Matt Pinfield, "That is the way he always talks!"), he was director in the "Deathmatch" movie, and if anyone ****** him off, he makes threats to make them back off!
Mills also has his share of enemies. For some unknown reason, he hated Dennis Franz if NYPD Blue (probably due to the fact that Dennis uses violence, or bad language, or something else altogether). He battled Judge Judy whom tries to take over his ring after she killed off Susan Lucci early. Guess who won?
Like Nick and Johnny, Mills met the cast for real when they were visiting the show in Washington. He was referee in a fight between Monica and P.Diddy. Later, he was referee in the battle called "Stone Cold and Eric Fogel vs. Shane McMahon and Booker T."
Expect great things from Mills later on as he continues his refereeing job in Celebrity Deathmatch!

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "WCW Saturday Night" (1991-1994)
First appearnace in an H! fic: "Death Takes A Toll"
Age: 37
Turn ons-Wrestling, kicking ***, being guest-commentator on Celebrity Deathmatch, being a scientist on CDM
Turn offs-Getting his butt kicked, Vince McMahon, people threatening to ruin CDM, celebrities who go too far in their fights (I.E. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman)
Friends: The CDM staff, the H! cast, his fellow wrestlers, Eric Fogel
Enemies: Vince McMahon, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, Shane McMahon, Booker T
Birth: December 18, 1964
Death: ???

If there any good wrestlers this year, "Stone Cold" is one of them! He is the one who started his career in the WCW, ECW, WWF, and then betrayed the WWF to the Alliance. After that, who knows? But he was best known for being guest-commentator on Celebrity Deathmatch. Besides that, he also spend some time in the Deathmatch lab. He was the one who created the Deathmatch Time Machine, as well as the Superfreaks (creatures created from the DNA of past celebrities). It was Deathmatch that gave him the chance to killed off his boss, Vince McMahon.
He first met the H! cast when, like I said before, they visited the show in Washington. The first two of H! he saw was Pepper and Toast when they were kissing under the stands. Pepper mistakes him for the Rock, which forces them both to run. Of course, "Stone Cold" is amused by that joke and didn't want revenge. Later, he was head of the rescue team to save the Histerians when they were kidnapped. When he found out that one of the kidnapped is his boss Shane McMahon, he got mad and was going to kick his butt when he was ambushed by his fellow Alliance player, Booker T. Fortunately, Eric Fogel shown up and stopped the villains before they killed "Stone Cold". The wrestler then helped out Eric by joining forces to destroy Shane and Booker T.
Will this wrestler ever meets the H! cast again? I hope so, and that the bottom line because I say so! (Some parts of the line is owned by "Stone Cold")
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Let me know if I got anything wrong, m'kay?

 
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172.168.53.106

A few more

March 12 2002, 4:35 PM 

Jackhammer and Roughhouse
Voiced by: Frank Welker[Jackhammer], Jeff Bennett[Roughhouse]
Age: Around their 30's
First appearance: "24 1/2 Hours"[fanfic]
Turn ons- Aiding Slasho and Slim and all their toys
Turn offs- Being beaten up and taken to jail
Friends: Slim and Slasho, though they're just their bosses
Enemies: The H! gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Every villain needs a goon squad, and in 24 1/2 Hours, Slasho had a squad of two, Jackhammer and Roughhouse, to go along with his Dip monster. But they were good for something, for one thing Slim Berry got to Slasho to begin with because he followed the two minions to him. And as another point Roughhouse was the one who installed the device that allowed the Virtual Dreamer to plant messages in R6's brain. But ultimatly they suffered the fate of bad assistants, they were beaten up and taken to jail. And with Slasho gone, who knows who they'll follow now if Slim/Gene doesn't come and get them?

The Reporter
Voiced by: Tom Kane
Age: Late 20's-early 30's
First appearance: "The Anniversary Guest"[fanfic]
Turn ons- Reporting, telling stories, and interviewing important people
Turn offs- Being beaten up and impersinated by a super villain, long battles
Friends: The writers for freeing them from Him's traps
Enemies: Him
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Him needed someone to impersinte to get close to the Histerians in "The Anniversary Guest", so he picked this guy. And this guy happened to be a reporter preparing to interview the gang about the last 2 years of their lives. But he was delayed because Him knocked him out and dressed as him[the reporter, that is] for the next few days. However, he awoke at the best possible time, during Him's battle with the cast, and he found the writers trapped. He exibited a bit of cluelessness too, as he freed R6 by spilling water on his metal ropes, and talked for a while before letting the others out. He then watched the subsequent battle, then afterwards had his chance to talk to our heroes. Although we don't actually know that, since we left him having a verbal duel with Robert. But he certainly was a witness to enough stuff to get his story anyway.

Slappy Squirrel
Voiced by: Sherri Stoner
Age: Old
First appearance: "Slappy Goes Walnuts"[Animaniacs episode{although she starred in a lot more cartoons before this one technically}]
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Turn ons- Explosives, blowing up villains and jerks, complaning, sarcasm, teaching her nephew Skippy about explosives, complaning some more, watching her old cartoons
Turn offs- Cliched fanfics, plans to blow her up, early morning talk shows and soaps, lots more stuff
Friends: The Animaniacs gang
Enemies: Walter Wolf, Sid the Squid, Beanie the Bison, most of her the former co-stars, and all the fanfic villains she's faced. And I don't think WOW like her for taking her spot in the Hollywood Minute spoof on HNL 1
Birth: Long ago
Death: ???

The likely inspiration for WOW was this old[KA-BOOM!!!]Um...., sorry for that inappropriate statement, the person I'm talking about made it clear to me it was bad to say. Anyway, Slappy Squirrel was[BOOM!!!!]ugh...I mean, was and is...phew, a cartoon superstar, and now spends her time living in her tree with her nephew Skippy, and watching her old cartoons. Oh, and she also makes a haibt of blwoing up and torturing everyone that bugs her, like film critics who hate her work, oh so perfect neighbors, and former co-stars, particually Walter Wolf and company. And in Animaniacs fics on Toonzone, she's a frequent vistor, though when she's not destroying stuff, she's busy complaning about how bad/cliched/stupid/moronic the story she's in is along with Dot.
One of those was in "Toons and Doom" where she was one of Doom's targets, and it appears that her initial attempt to blow Doom up failed, a first for her most likely. But she survived that, and showed that by showing up later on in the first "Histeria Night Live" by putting her sarcasm to good use by spoofing the "Hollywood Minute" segment originated by the equally sarcastic David Spade. However, WOW was supposed to do that bit, and they got into a brawl later, no word who won[WHAMMO!!!!]Ow....I mean, Slappy won quite convincingly. Um, I'm running out of bones to be broken by explosives, so I'll stop now.

 
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172.145.163.180

Pinky and the Brain

March 16 2002, 9:18 AM 

Voiced by: Rob Paulsen[Pinky], Maurice LaMarche[Brain]
Age: Brain's is 2 though that's middle age for a mouse, and Pinky's probably 1
First appearance: "Win Big"[Animaniacs episode]
First apperance in an H! fic: "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"
Turn ons- Brain: Taking over the world, planning to take over the world, building devices to rule the world, showing off his genius. Pinky: Running round, having "fun fun silly willy", saying his favorite words like "NARF!" "POIT!" "ZORT!", and "TROZ!"m helping out Brain[though not too well], TV, almost everything else Brain doesn't like
Turn offs- Brain: Insanity, sillyness, pratically everything Pinky does, failing to rule the world, dealing with other people who want to rule the world. Pinky: Moments when Brain gets too angry at him, seeing Brain sad and self loathing
Friends: Each other, the Animaniacs gang
Enemies: Snowball, Zalgar, Wally Faust and The Circle, Judge Doom, the Omenex, Stewie Griffen
Birth: A year or two ago
Death: ???

You all know the famous theme song, and you all know what these two genetically altered lab mice do every night....try to take over the world! And you also probably know that this is the key wish of Brain, the super genius one, though his assistant Pinky, the really really dumb one, gets in the way with his annoying habits and the fact that he often doesn't know what he's doing. But every team needs an imbicle[as Brain scientifically proved in the episode "That Smarts"]so Brain carries on as best he can. But with failing in every single plan he's ever made, and often having to deal with an evil hamster named Snowball who wants world rule for evil purposes, it's not easy.
And it got worse when the mice were forced out of their ACME Labs home by a mysterious figure, later known to them as Wally Faust. Thanks to that, they had to stay with the ultra annoying Elmyra, which brought their TV career to a disappointing end. But in the fanfic world, they've escaped from that house, defeated Faust and The Circle to end their own quest for power, and moved into a new ACME LABS with an old aquaintance of theirs, Billie, a female genetically altered genius who makes it a point to hit on Pinky around 10 times during every adventure. But before all that, Pinky and Brain played a big role in the first Histeria fanfic, "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain", where they stumbled onto a ship piloted by the guardians of history, the H! gang, and unintentionally released the evil time crew Omenex. However after surviving a trip to the Stone Age, they helped the crew stop the evil gang, and were returned to home without any knowledge of what happened.
They then showed up in an entirely different timeline of events as they, like pretty much every other WB toon, starred in "Toons and Doom" where Brain actually was able to teach the Warners new tricks to stop the bad guys, since in the Toonzone fanfics, he too cannot stand the Warners time honored tricks, though Pinky loves their "two places at once" gag. Finally they made a very important cameo in the first H!/Rugrats crossover, where Brain got word of Stewie Griffen getting the gang to give him world conquest devices, and journeyed over to stop him, giving the others a chance to escape- though he didn't even notice them since he was too busy pounding Stewie, his current new arch nemisis. They also showed up in the unfinished H! fanfic awards, but haven't been around these parts since. But whevever they are, you know what they're up to right now.

 
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64.12.102.52

More suggestions

April 2 2002, 5:38 PM 

It's been some time since we made some profiles. Here are some people we missed.
1.Fred Moppel
2.Barry Ding
3.Fred's boss (though I don't think it is necessary)
4.The rest of the Omenex
5.Hamiltonian's evil teacher and the rest of the cast of her fan-fiction (You know what I can talking about)
6.The Mr. Ed Horse

Here's a suggestion! Do you know the characters the H! cast played in the movie parodies (Histeria Wars Episode I, Clue, etc.)? How about making profiles about them (I mean their characters)?

Anyway, I got to go. I hope people consider making profiles. (If people want me to make some, I will gladly will)

 
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172.144.24.190

The newsmen in the spotlight

April 4 2002, 4:43 PM 

Fred Moppel
Voiced by: Frank Welker
Age: Whatever age Ted Koppel is
First appearance: "The American Revolution Part 2"[H! episode]
First appearance in an H! fic: "Loud's Histerical Wish"
Turn ons- Reporting, uncovering frauds, being a part time knight, ratings
Turn offs- Knights that lie, ridiculous stories, Barry Ding
Friends: The H! cast, some of his guests
Enemies: Barry Ding, King Arthur
Birth: ???
Death: ???

As the host of "Mid-evil Nightline" and "Midnightline", Fred Moppel serves as the resident newsman for, well, hard hitting news. As such, his interviews with special guests have uncovered some pretty shocking truths: that Paul Revere wasn't alone in his famous ride, he was arrested by the Brits, and he was scarfing his face during the whole thing. Also, he helped expose the legend of King Arthur as a fraud, and nearly did Arthur himself in for lying about it. Since these few apperances on the show he appears to havbe become an actual newsguy, as 24 1/2 Hours showed. And let's not forget he was one of the many in the race for the Wishing Star in "Loud's Histerical Wish" doing battle with the other newsman parody in H!dom, Barry Ding and winning. Despite the fact the man he's modeled and voiced after, Ted Koppel, has been put in hot water and been all but betrayed by his bosses, this parody of him should be around for a while[probably in the LHW sequel, but you didn't hear it from me]

Barry Ding
Fred Moppel
Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche
Age: Whatever age Larry King is
First appearance: "The Wheel of History"[H! episode]
First appearance in an H! fic: "Loud's Histerical Wish"
Turn ons- Reporting, hosting "Barry Ding Live"
Turn offs- Being beaten up, atacked by elephants, donkeys, cows, and rulers with long fingernails, Kato Kalin calling non stop, Fred Moppel
Friends: His co-workers probably
Enemies: Fred Moppel, F.Lee Bully, the Dowegar Empress
Birth: ???
Death: ???

He's the other parody of a news personality in Histeria, and by far the one less lucky. Examples? Barry Ding has had his studio wrecked by cows, been chased by a cow attorney, had his show taken over by the Dowager Empress, and was pummled by misguided elephants and donkeys. Oh, and let's not forget Kato Kalin refusing to leave him be. This has all happened to him as he talked about the Chicago Fire, the Dowager's rule, and the political symbols of the major political parties, the elephant and donkey. And let's not forget his compition with Fred Moppel for the Wishing Star in "Loud's Histerical Wish", and he was the one who lost the ratings war to him after that. Oh, and his toupee has been mistaken for a mouse too. But despite all that, you can still call in on his show as long as you're not Kato[he really needs a life. Kato that is]

 
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156.63.181.3

Villans all around!

April 8 2002, 7:56 AM 

Shadowman/Stan Matthews
Voiced by: Harry Shearer
Age: Ageless, but who would mind their age when they want to rule the world?
First appearance: "Inside the mind of Evil" (Froggofan's fanfic)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Turn ons-Causing terror and evil, the destruction of the Rugrats, plans to rule the world, his wife Coco
Turn offs-Goodness, failure, Rugrats
Friends: Coco Matthews, his minions
Enemies: Rugrats, anyone good
Birth: ???
Death: ???

We don't know much about this guy, except for the fact that he been imprisoned by Tommy Pickles's ancestor and just escaped recently. He plans to get revenge by destroying Tommy Pickles. Problem is, every attempt he makes has always failed thanks to Tommy and his friends's goodness (and probably dumb luck). He has recently married Coco LaBouche (another Rugrats foe) and they plotted together to destroy them.
Recently, he got word that the Rugrats had gone to a party in Burbank and he and his minions went over there to try to destroy them...but unfortunately, that didn't worked out since he been flatten by Captain Tylor and was forced to escaped. But the Rugrats better look out, because he may be planning something.

Dust Bunny, Boppo, and Catbot
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen (Dust Bunny), Paul Rugg (Boppo), Billy West (Catbot)
First appearance: Opening sequence (Catbot), Give And Take (Boppo), Dust Bunnies (Dust Bunny)
First appearance in an H! fic: A Big Histeria! Crossover Party
Turn ons-Causing evil and terror wherever they go
Turn offs-Goodness
Friends: Shadowman, though he is more of a boss than "friend"
Enemies: Rugrats, anyone good
Birth: ???
Death: ???

These creatures are minions of Shadowman. He created them to attempt to destroyed the Rugrats. Unfortunately, they were defeated and they never shown up (at least, not on TV anyway).
Recently, Dust Bunny informed his boss where the Rugrats are going to, and the villains tried to destroy them...but failed (See Shadowman's profile).
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There! New profiles. Can some of you guys do me a favor and make profiles about the other guests who appeared in "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"? Especially the Night Court people, please. (robert listening?)

 
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156.63.181.3

Scott Drawford part 2

April 23 2002, 6:53 AM 

You know what we should do? Make updates of profiles we already did. Here's one of them.

Voiced by: Paul Rugg
First appearance: Another 24 1/2 Hours (fanfic)
Age: 30s is my guess
Turn ons-Working for the FBI, hoping to run the FBI someday
Turn offs-Whatever work he did for Danny Shelton, being laughed at by his fellow co-workers
Friends: Danny Shelton despite what he did (for now)
Enemies: Slim Berry/Gene Burrows (for now)
Birth: Mid 1960s
Death: ???

Before Scott Drawford was head of the FBI, before he came to be at the FBI period, he was a vice-president at a corporation working for Danny Shelton. He got the ranking due to the fact that he been to one of William's (Danny's son) science fairs. Of course, it seems that he didn't like his job and he wants to be the head of the FBI someday (But as we all know, he got his wish). However, his fellow co-workers thinks he is nuts.
But he came to work for the FBI near the end of "Another 24 1/2 Hours" because Shelton got him a position there. His job? Make sure Slim Berry doesn't escaped, even if it costs him his life! As the story closes, Slim warns Drawford that he will escaped someday and what might/or will happened to him (Drawford). Of course, Drawford refuses to believed it and continued on. (But people who read "24 Days" knows what will happened to Drawford, but rest assured he didn't die.)
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If anyone is listening, I am done with the latest profile. I now want profiles on Cy-Borg/Dr. Wallace Berry, Danny Shelton, Zach Atomfire, and Jon Molsh (a lookalike of John Walsh), please. Got to go! Hope you enjoy the updatr!

 
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172.134.182.254

Half of the new guys are here

April 24 2002, 4:58 PM 

Danny Shelton
Voiced by: Danny DeVito
First apperance: "Another 24 1/2 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Business, an apperant dream of running a continent, protecting his son
Turn offs: Robotics, people that get in his way or double cross him, people that threaten his son
Friends: Slim Berry for a very short while, the H! gang at the very end of Another 24 1/2 Hours
Enemies: The H! gang for the other 95% of Another 24 1/2 Hours, Slim Berry
Birth: ???
Death: Probably sometime before or after the real Gene's revival by William.

Parents are easily blamed for their offspring's bad doings, so it's easy to blame Danny Shelton for William Shelton's evil actions. But as it turns out, the two are quite different, for one thing, Danny is actually a businessman who didn't much like William love of robots. But like his son, Danny strayed down the path of evil, in his case when he joined up with Slim Berry to retrive the Orb of Time. In return, he would run his own continent and his son would be protected from Slim.
Danny journeyed to Brazil and managed to defeat the Histeria gang as well as Cy-Borg and Orb guardian Zach, winning the right to give the Orb to Slim. But later on as Slim destroyed Burbank with his super powered spider, he ordered for Danny to be taken away, for he had outlived his usefulness, a.k.a he'd been double crossed. However, Danny destroyed the bots and came back up to kill Slim, until the Histerians came and convinced him that he never should have joined Slim to begin with and that he shouldn't be evil. This revelation came just in time, as he aided Slim's defeat by typing the code that powered down the robot guarding the Orb, and beat the crap out of Slim when he threatened William. So he came out of this a good guy, but sadly, it appears that it did not aid his son too much.

Zach Atomfire
Voiced by: Robin Williams
First apperance: "Another 24 1/2 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Protecting and guarding the Orb of Time, using methods in comedy, incredibly sappy drama, and creepy evil stuff to do so
Turn offs: People tyring to take the Orb
Friends: The H! gang
Enemies: Slim Berry and Danny Shelton
Birth: ???
Death: ???

How he got this job we don't know, but guarding the Orb of Time is something Zach Atomfire does as best he can. And he had done it perfectly until "Another 24 1/2 Hours", using methods basically like the various styles of his voice actor, Robin Williams. But Danny Shelton found a way to trick him, making him believe the H! cast wanted the Orb, and by the time he figured out they weren't, it was too late. He then journeyed with the gang to get it back, and came up with his little contributions in the various battles. He was able to save Cy-Borg twice by freezing spider robots, and by decapating a giant robot with the Orb before it smashed Cy-Borg. He then returned to the jungles of Brazil to prevent the Orb from ever leaving his sight again- and with his methods and experiences I wouldn't advise you to try getting the Orb out of him.

Cy-Borg and Molsh: coming soon

 
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172.129.225.169

The other half

April 28 2002, 9:06 AM 

Cy-Borg/Dr Wallace Berry
Voiced by: Bruce Willis
First apperance: One of the H! video games, I forget the exact title
Age: Not really important since he can't age anymore
Turn ons: Psychology, using his newfound powers to aid those that his borther tortured
Turn offs: Enemies that threaten the Histerians, both incarnations of his brother.
Friends: The H! gang
Enemies: Both versions of Slim Berry
Birth: ???
Death: His death as a human was around November 1999

Dr Wallace Berry started out as a promising psychologist, despite having a "black sheep" like Slim Berry for a brother. Unlike Slim, Wallace never judged people by their flaws, and that difference led to tragedy. When Wallace went to Slim, who had now become Gene Burrows, one day, he was knocked out after he discovered Gene's plans for the 24 hour marathon. When he woke up, he found that he had been truend into a cy-borg by Gene's experimential formula that he would use at the end of "Another 24 Hours" He was then locked inside a room below for several months, with death likely to happen soon.
But during that time he developed his new powers and used them to escape. Afterwards he found out the fate of his brother, and then decided to help those he had tortured and nearly killed: the Histerians. Not long after Wallace, now officially called Cy-Borg, aided them in defeating Stewie Griffen and Rupeat Murdoch, and in saving Charity from an Axel Foley created robot, plus he showed up for the Histeria/Rugrats party too. Still, he refused to tell them why and how he was created until the proper time.
That time came when the current version of Slim Berry showed up a second time and was after the robot empowering Orb of Time. He showed up to stop Danny Shelton from taking it, but he was tricked. At that point as the good guyss flew home he told them everything. But once again his powers came to good use as he saved them from a plane crash by shoting a trampoline to the ground they could land on, and then aided the gang by getting them into Slim's new spider robot. And although Cy-Borg was the one who had to saved by Zach Atomfire a few times as they searched for the Orb, he was the one who made Slim reveal the code for powering down a robot that almost killed him: Rubberface[both Slims hate that name]So after that, Cy-Borg flew away, but who knows when he'll return to aid the cause of good his sibling despised?

Jon Molsh
Voiced by: Billy West
First apperance: "Another 24 1/2 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Hosting "America's Totally Hated", using deep thoughts
Turn offs: Reporting news like a robot spider attacking, being yelled at by a loud kid, wacko villians
Friends: None known as of yet
Enemies: Unknown too
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Despite being a newcomer to news and the news genre, Jon Molsh's career has started out quite well. His first report was on Slim Berry, whom he called wacko and whom he said should be, well something but Slim turned off the TV before he heard anything else. Later, he reported Slim's attack on Burbank with his new giant spider, and got a phone call during that. It was Loud telling him who was attacking, why, and that he had the Orb of Time. Unfortunatly the army wasn't watching at the time and they attacked anyway, failing miserably. Maybe after this though Jon will get that kind of popularity, like I said, his career has literaly started with a bang.

 
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64.12.104.56

Profile time

May 22 2002, 2:31 PM 

It been a long time since we made more profiles. Now that "The Revenge of the Villains" is over with, we got new profiles to put them, including some we miss. Here are the following:

1.Bane
2.Alpha
3.Cave-Guy
4.The Evil Scientist and Gossamer
5.Pikachu (Yes, _him_)
6.Thaddeus Plotz
7.The Animaniacs (I.E. Warner Brothers and their sister Dot)
8.The rest of the Evil H! gang
9.The FCC agents (those guys from "Radio-Free Warners"
10.Whoever we hadn't covered from "Toons and Dooms" (Bugs, Buster, Skippy, Billie, etc.)

Okay, you have gotten your mission. Go!

 
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172.171.32.129

New profiles

May 25 2002, 6:54 PM 

Pikachu
Voiced by: Ikue Ootani
First apperance: "The Revenge of the Villains"{fanfic}
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Shocking villains, people that like him
Turn offs: Villains, being made fun of, people that hate him
Friends: Aka, Misty, Brock, and others from Pokemon, JusSonic
Enemies: Team Rocket, other Pokemon villains, the villains from "Revenge of the Villains", the majority of the Toonzone web community
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Kids know him, parents are swamped by his image on a regular basis, and those that hate him know him- and are still recovering from his "shocking" reaction to their hate. He's Pikachu, the number one Pokemon in the business, and companion of the major human good guys of the show, especially Ash. His major power is shocking anyone with electricity, and he has even greater power over children since they beg their parents to buy stuff with his likeness on it.
Some people though are unimpressed with him. The evil team known as Team Rocket is always trying to steal him for their world conquest schemes, parents can be excused for not being able to stand seeing him every minute, and many people from the Toonzone web community don't like that his show likely forced out all their favorites. But in "The Revenge of the Villains" he showed them all up by defeating all the villains, amound them zombie soldiers of Him, Him himself, and all the lackeys of Evil Loud when they wouldn't stop making fun of him. With that, he did manage to win over some skeptics, but not JusSonic, who believed in him all along. Join the club, Jus.

The Evil Scientist[WB version]and Gossamer
Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche[E.S], Vincent Price[E.S in the WB cartoons], Frank Welker[Gossamer]
First apperance: "Water Water Every Hare"{WB cartoon}, "Toons and Doom"[fanfic]
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: E.S- using people for experiments, evil science in general. Gossamer- crushing people and animals, all othe rkinds of monster stuff
Turn offs: E.S- failure, rivals in science. Gossamer- being shrunk and humilated
Friends: Each other, most of their allies
Enemies: Bugs Bunny, the H! cast, Alpha
Birth: ???
Death: ???

An Evil Scientist has already been discussed here, but this one never ran his own village and planned domination, and this one has a pet monster. This Scientist creates many cruel scientific experiments like stealing brains and his monster, a red giant named Gossamer, does his dirty work. For nostalga and technological purposes, they were hired by Judge Doom in "Toons and Doom", but the Scientist's tricks failed and Gossamer was humilated by some new tricks by the Warners. They came back though in "The Revenge of the Villains" but Gossamer got shrunk by the Scientist's own potion and the Scientist got too distraced by an arrogant Alpha to take care of business. Will they try again? Who knows, but this Scientist and the Scientist from before have something in common- they're used to failure.

 
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172.155.223.55

Bane

May 27 2002, 9:25 AM 

Voiced by: Henry Silva
First apperance: The original Batman comic books
First apperance in an H! fic: "The Rvenge of the Villains"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Crushing people, especially heroes and super heroes
Turn offs: Good guys, directors that put him in God awful movies
Friends: Poison Ivy, probably a few other Batman villains, and the villains of RotV
Enemies: Batman, Robin, Batgirl, director Joel Schumacher, the H! cast
Birth: ???
Death: ???

He's gotten his fame as the strongest, most muscle bound Batman villain of all- though that doesn't make Bane any luckier than the other baddies of Gotham. But many of those baddies didn't have to go through what he did, star in "Batman and Robin" which was pretty much all but universally panned by audiences around the world. That didn't make Bane very happy, and it cost him in his recent apperance in the fanfic "The Rvenge of the Villains" He was useful in bringing the H! cast to the hideout in the first place, but when he was assigned to destroy Sammy and Chit, they used his hate of B&R director Joel Schumacher to distract him from his task. And it happened again when Sammy told him he had Schumacher on the phone, and he rushed over to kill him, but apperantly failed since he's back at Arkham Asylum. Still, good guys and bad directors[even if he has Hannibal Lecter in his latest flick]should watch out for him.

 
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172.167.44.41

Thaddeus Plotz

May 29 2002, 5:00 PM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: "Dezanitized"{Animanaics episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Old
Turn ons: Running Warner Borthers studios, making lots of money, sanity, sure fire money making ideas, Pokemon
Turn offs: Insanity and everything[and everyone] that embodies it, especially if it gets in his way
Friends: Jamie Kellner at times, Sammy Melman at times
Enemies: The Warners and pretty much every modern day WB toon
Birth: Sometime in the 40's or 50's
Death: ???

Here's the guy who runs the WB next to Jamie Kellner, and who shares his unpopular views on running things. Here's the guy who will resort to very unpleasent means to get what he wants. And here's the guy who's humilated utterly time after time in doing so. He's Thaddeus Plotz- but call him Mr Plotz or you're fired.
Along with Dr Scrathensniff, he's been the butt of many a prank by the Warners during his time on Animaniacs. He was then fittingly cast as a greedy tax collecter in "Wakko's Wish" but in a very un-Plotz like move, he turned good at the end. He returned to badness later however, as he was a part of the team that unwillingly brought Judge Doom back to life in "Toons and Doom", and he played the biggest part of all in kicking the machine. As a reward, he was dipped, but he came back. He came back with a vengence in "Canival Instinct" as he gave the H! cast a terrifying roller coster ride, but was then pounded by Joseph Stalin as a result. Oh, and he's also been head of a plot to wreck Christmas and head of several other plans involving the end of the Warner's insanity too. Still, this tiny would be titan of the network has had no success, and despite his money and resources, including the backing of Jamie Kellner, probably won't have any for some time, if ever[probably never]

 
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172.167.174.195

Couple new people

June 3 2002, 5:29 PM 

FCC Agents
Voiced by: Ben Stein and Billy West
First apperance: "Radio Free Warners
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Enforcing guidelines for TV shows, getting rid of those who oppose them
Turn offs: TV shows and toons that violate their guidelines
Friends: Dr Laura, Judge Doom, probably Plotz and Kellner at one point
Enemies: WB toons
Birth: ???
Death: ???

You know the FCC, the organization that regulates TV shows and makes sure nothing bad is shown on them[then again, why did they let so many horrible FOX and NBC sitcoms go through?]And apperantly when toons, especially the WB toons, feel the need to put those guidelines aside, these guys come and try to change that. We don't know their names, but they do have dry voices and are humorless- the perfect men to carry out the FCC, and Dr Laura's, orders.
They first showed up when the Warners and Axel Foley started their own radio station, and forfilled their duites to lure them into a trap by Dr Laura by kidnapping the Brain[nothing new for him]But they were among those defeated when the toons got there. A few members of the H! gang came across them when they showed up again in Judge Doom's villains group, as they were going to revamp the TV lineups when Doom destroyed, plus they lured the execs to capture when one of them impersinated a version of Ben Stein[the one voiced by Stein of course]But again, they fell. They haven't shown up since, but it is the offseason for TV except for FOX, who's reality shows keep chugging, but maybe they'll find time to show up again in case our heroes return to TV.

Elmyra Duff
Voiced by: Cree Summer
First apperance: "The Looney Beginning"{Tiny Toon Adventures episode"
First apperance in an H! fic: "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"
Age: No more than 9
Turn ons: Cute boys, aminals[that's how she pronounces the word], playing with aminals, crushing aminals, squashing aminals, unknowingly making aminals miserable, ruining the reputation of two certain lab mice to the disgust of many a fan....but that's another story
Turn offs: Yucky stuff
Friends: Um....let's move on
Enemies: Whoever knows her
Birth: ???
Death: ???

She's the terror of all animals everywhere, a favorite of Steven Speilburg, and has gone down in history as the final owner of Pinky and the Brain to many people's disgust. She's Elmyra, one of the supporting characters of Tiny Toon Adventures, which began the second Golden Age of WB cartoons. She was what you'd call a like her or loathe her character, if you liked her brand of humor that involved playing, crushing, and destroying the will to live of animals, fine, but if not, you would most certainly loathe her. Everyone that knew her did. An attempt to spin her off with a family failed, and then came occasional guest spots on A!, but she finally returned to the spotlight as the new owner of Pinky and the Brain when Wally Faust ran them off of ACME LABS, and they had to stay with her to hide from him[that horrible fiend!!]Pinky liked it, but Brain did, and neither did many fans.
In the fanfic world, she made her usual annoying presense in "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain" as she tagged along with the gang, mainly because she developed a crush on Loud[often literally]This is one fan's opinion was the only low point of the fic, but luckly Charity fell for him and Elmyra decided to return home. She did show up again even after the mice finally left in "Toons and Doom", but she was quickly dealt away with. However, she showed up twice more in Loud's nightmares, the one in "I Dream of Histeria!" and in the cruelest apperance of all, in the finale of "Loud's Halloween Nightmare" But her bunny outfit for Loud was found even after he woke up, so perhaps she might still be around....better call security, fast!!
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JusSonic, do you plan to make profiles soon? Truth be told I never watched MiB or Freakazoid, so I can't provide enough info on Alpha and Cave-Guy.

 
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152.163.204.66

The last pieces of the puzzle

June 3 2002, 7:27 PM 

Alpha
Voiced by: David Warner
First appearance: “The Alpha Syndrome” (Men In Black episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: “The Revenge of the Villains”
Age: Alien age
Turn ons: Conquering the world so his species can conquer it, eliminating those who gets in his way
Turn offs: Failure, being tricked, those who want to destroy his target, being attacked by a red monster guy, being electrocuted, Men In Black
Friends: His species, most of his allies in RofV
Enemies: Men In Black especially Agents J and K, The H! cast and writers, Pikachu, The Evil Scientist and Gossamer
Birth: ???
Death: ???

I don’t know much about this guy, except to say he maybe used to run the MIB until he turned evil. He is actually an alien who wants to conquer the planet so his species can conquer it. However, his plans were always foil by Agents J and K. He never quitted until his species ruled the world.
He may have gotten that chance when Loud’s evil self invited him to join his team so he can not only help destroyed the H! cast, but ruled the world as well. After the good guys’ capture, however, there were some problems. When he was assigned to destroyed Froggo and Aka, they tricked him by having Froggo distracted him while Aka tied him so the villain can fall down. And in the final battle, The Evil Scientist (WB version) demanded that he destroyed Alpha’s target. Alpha refused and insulted E.S and Gossamer. Bad idea as Gossamer attacked him. Later, the Men In Black captured Alpha and made the police forget that he was there to begin with (but not us. Oh, well).
While he may be gone for a while, we better watch out the next time he show his face, especially with the weapons he “borrowed” from the set of his old “friends’” new movie.

Cave-Guy
Voiced by: Jeff Glen Bennett
First appearance: “Dance of Doom” (Freakazoid episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: “The Revenge of the Villains”
Age: Who knows?
Turn ons: Persecuting defenseless people, reading the New Yorker, probably the Cobra Queen, smashing people I guess
Turn offs: Good guys especially Freakazoid, annoying guys, people not showing up for a trap, being tricked, people who sounded like his foe Freakazoid (Paul Rugg better watch out!), the “Batman & Robin” movie, being defeated
Friends: The Cobra Queen, probably most of the villains in “Freakazoid”, his allies in RotV
Enemies: Freakazoid, Sgt. Cosgrove, Steph (Freakazoid’s girlfriend), The Huntsman (as we seen in his jingle), Dr. Mystico, the H! cast and their allies especially Nostradamus
Birth: ???
Death: ???

If you guys never seen Freakazoid, what the heck is wrong with you?! Anyway, if you put brains in a dumb caveman, you get this guy. He is known for terrorizing the town where Freakazoid…and reading the New Yorker. However, his encounters with Freakazoid ended up with him being hurt. In most encounters, he teamed up with the Cobra Queen whom he might have a relationship with. No further details please.
Anyway, he joined up with Evil Loud because he wants to destroy Nostradamus because he sounded like Freakazoid (although Paul Rugg did voice both of them). He got his chance to destroy Nostradamus when he was assigned to him, Toast, Pepper, and Harry. Unfortunately, Harry saw some mirrors earlier and used those to trick him giving Toast enough time to kick his butt. Later in the final battle, Harry tricked him once more when Nostradamus made the villain think he is Freakazoid while Harry blinded him with a camera. He is now back in custody, but our heroes (especially people who is voiced by Paul Rugg) better watch out!0
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Let me know if I made some mistakes, okay?

 
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205.188.197.162

It's that time again!

June 6 2002, 6:14 PM 

Now that robert (including us) finished his Histeria Night Live 3 story, I think it's time for more profiles. Here are the ones I want to see:
1.John Cleese
2.Jeff Glen Bennett
3.Tim Curry
4.Richard O'Brien
5.David Warner
6.Eric Idle

And I think that's it. Oh, I still need to see more historical celebrities in the historical celebrities topic. People like Adolf Hitler (I thought Curry is Stalin), Basho, and Plato (He is in Useless Talk, so how come his name isn't in the cast list?!)

Well, got to go!

 
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205.188.193.164

While I am waiting...

June 7 2002, 8:03 AM 

I will put up two more profiles before robert gets to the guest-stars of HNL 3 (unless he is busy in any case I can wait, but for how long?)

Zorak and Brak
Voiced by: C. Martin Croker (Zorak) and Andy Merill (Brak)
First appearance: "Space Ghost and Dino Boy" (1966-1968)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live 3"
Age: Best not to ask.
Turn ons: Evil, terror, causing evil and terror, winning at Stranded (Brak's), having his own show (Brak's again), making funny remarks
Turn offs: Being imprisoned and forced to assist their enemy host a show, Space Ghost, Hitler ripping off his song (Zorak), failure, any that I miss
Friends: Any enemies of Space Ghost, each other
Enemies: Space Ghost, Dino Boy, anyone who knows them
Birth: ???
Death: ???

These two begun their regin of terror in "Space Ghost and Dino Boy" where they caused terror and battled Space Ghost. However, later on in life, they get captured and forced to do a disgusting thing...helping Space Ghost on his new show, "Space Ghost: Coast to Coast" (Disgusting to them, not to us though). While Zorak has little luck (I don't watch the show, so I don't know), Brak has some luck as he got a show for a while and he won "Stranded" (a Cartoon Network ripoff of "Survivor").
In their first appearance in the Histeria world, they were watching Tim Curry's music performance as Hitler on TV in Brak's room. Zorak called Hitler a hack since his song ripoff his song.
That's all...I think.

Uncle Leo
Voiced by: Dom DeLuise
First appearance: "For the Love of Histeria!" (Fanfic)
Age: Older than Pule, that's for sure!
Turn ons: Working at a restaurant, his nephew Pule, helping out whenever he can, giving Pule a silly name
Turn offs: N/A
Friends: Pule and his friends, his fellow co-workers
Enemies: N/A
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Nothing is known about this guy, except for the fact that he is Pule's uncle and he works at restaurant in Phiiladelphia (did I got that right?). Anyway, he didn't bother to take a day off when he heard that his nephew Pule and his friends were in town. He knew what Pule wanted to eat (Read the story if you want to know).
He assisted the H! cast in getting Toast and Pepper together by picking up Pule after the boy was done setting up a romantic dinner for them. So far, that's probably the last we seen of him...
Or did we? In his next appearance, he appeared in the first episode of the parody of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" He is the one who have the silly name, "Rolly Polly Man". After that, who knows if he shows up again. But one thing for sure, at least someone tolerated Pule.
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That's all from me for now. Hope robert get to the HNL 3 profiles soon.

 
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172.175.56.215

Two HNL guys

June 8 2002, 6:49 PM 

John Cleese
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "That Was the Week That Was"[TV show]
First apperance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live 3"
Age: 63
Turn ons: Performing comedy, partically bizarre comedy, and his favorite role appears to be as a stuck up twit
Turn offs: Singing, from what I gathered on a Python DVD
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: October 27, 1939
Death: ???

He's one of Britain's most well known comics, a star of two of it's most popular series, and a frequent target for vocal satire. He's John Cleese, who we first got to know as a member of Monty Python's Flying Circus, the infamous Brit comedy troupe. You may know him best for his bit as the Minister of Silly Walks and as part of the Dead Parrot sketch. Cleese followed up with the series "Fawlty Towers" playing the world's most snobish twit, hotel owner Basil Fawlty, in a show that rivals Python in popularity and cult followings around the world. Since then he's been in all the Python flicks, and appered in the movies "Silverado", "Clockwise", and has become the new Q in the James Bond series, plus appeared in the Harry Potter movie. Oh, and he wrote and starred in a little movie with Kevin Kline called "A Fish Called Wanda" too.
Animation fans may recognize him, though except for voicing in "An American Tail: Fievel Goes West" those voices haven't been him own. Jeff Bennett has impersinated Cleese on many a WB show, most notably when he voiced brain eater Zalgar in Pinky and the Brain. Cleese got him back however when he became the third host of "Histeria Night Live" calling him to set him straight before he started the show[they did the closing line together of course]Cleese then did the show without going crazy, and even spoofed his famous Dead Parrot sketch, performing former co-star Michael Palin's role in the sketch with Bennett doing his role. At the very least, he survived better than previous hosts Gene Hackman and David Spade, perhaps because of his role in comedy history. Who knows if he'll be back to test his luck- though whether we hear him or Bennett doing him it may be hard to tell.

Tim Curry
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Ace of Wands"[TV show guest spot]
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toasty Histeria Picture Show"
First apperance in an H! fic as himself: "Histeria Night Live 3"
Age: 56
Turn ons: Performing, acting, voice acting, but best know for his cross dressing apperance
Turn offs: Don't know
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: April 19, 1946
Death: ???

We all know him best for his special apperance in the time warp, and for being a sweet transvestite from Transylvania. Well, maybe not all of us, but that's where Tim Curry first got his fame, as Dr Frank-N-Furter in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" He also had a brief music career in the late 70's and early 80's as well. Animation fans have heard his voice very, very often, as an animated villain in at least 20% of every cartoon in the last 2 decades, but he has gained new fame voicing a good guy father and nature show host in the Nickelodeon[more specifically Klaskey-Cuspo]cartoon "The Wild Thornberrys" Live action fans have also seen him in "Clue", "The Hunt for Red October", "Home Alone 2", "Charlie's Angels", and "Scary Movie 2"
H! writer Pokejedservo is also a fan of his, as he cast him to voice Joseph Stalin in his spoof of "Rocky Horror" He voiced Stalin again in a spoof of "Clue", and then finally showed up in person in "Histeria Night Live 3" as the show's first music guest, and who also appeared in the skit "Celebrity Confusius Group" too. It's never a long time until we hear Curry's voice somewhere in another show again, and I suppose we'll eventually hear him again sometime here as well.

 
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152.163.201.59

A few things...

June 12 2002, 5:55 PM 

1.Me and robert's newest story, "The Life Story of Dr. Gene Burrows", is now at FanFiction.net. I hope you guys go over there and review it sometimes.

2.Now that the story is done, it looks like there are going to be new profiles demands. We still need profiles on David Warner, Eric Idle, Richard O'Brien, Jeff Glenn Bennet, and we now need profiles on the following characters.

1.Dr. George Rees
2.Uncle Richie
3.Dr. Doorhider
4.Judge Harry Lewis
5.James and Laraine Berry (Slim/Gene and Wallace's parents)
6.Walter Konin

That's all. See ya!

 
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172.147.86.36

More profiles

June 14 2002, 9:02 AM 

Jeff Glen Bennett
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood"[movie]
First apperance in an H! fic: "24 Hours"[voicing Lucky Bob and Nikola Tesla]
First apperance in an H! fic as himself: "Histeria Night Live 3"
Age: Don't know
Turn ons: Voice acting
Turn offs: Don't know
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: ???
Death: ???

We never see him in person except for at conventions, but we have heard Jeff Bennett and laughed for some time now- though who knows what his normal voice is. He's done them all, and started out as a name for WB fans to know in "Animanaics", where he was most known for his work as Baloney, a parody of a certain TV dinosaur. He also introduced two of his most known impressions on A!, using his impression of John Cleese for his portrayel of snobbish candy store owner Flaxseed in "The Big Candy Store", and debuted his one of Christopher Walken in "The Party", where everyone was too scared to say hello to him. He continued making supporting and guest star roles oin series's like "Aladdin", "Gargoyles", "Pepper Ann", and "Pinky and the Brain"{where he's best known for voicing brain eater and Cleese sound alike Zalgar}He also starred in a lot of Cartoon Network shows like "Dexter's Lab" "Powerpuff Girls", and playing the only lead role in his career as the title character in "Johnny Bravo" But he also continued working in WB shows, and on Histeria, he showed off all of his impressions and voices, most notably for his Ed McMahon like spin on the dimwitted Lucky Bob. Plus his guest apperance as Chris Walken like character Wally Faust on "Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain" is regarded by fans as one of that series's few highlights.
We keep on casting him in our fanfics as well, and he would have been quite the scene stealer if he brought Nikola Tesla alive again with his Walken voice in 24 Hours. However, after all his time behind the microphone, he finally got to play himself in "Histeria Night Live 3" even going face to face with John Cleese himself, though they just talked on the phone in the opening. However, they did go head to head later when they reneacted Cleese's famous Dead Parrot sketch, with Bennett in Cleese's role. It got Cleese's approval, but he's not alone in his opinion.

Eric Idle
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "The Frost Report"[TV series]
First apperance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live 3"
Age: 59
Turn ons: Performing, singing
Turn offs: Don't know
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: March 29, 1943
Death: ???

Here's another Monty Python member not as frequently parodied as John Cleese[though that's no fault of Rob Paulsen's impression], but he's still made his makr in comedy. Eric Idle is a Python member who was with them in all their specials, but is most known for singing some of their most famous musical numbers, partically the song entitled "Always Look on the Birhgt Side of Life" from the ending of the movie "Life of Brian"{a song performed during a crucifixtion scene to boot}After Python Idle did lesser known work than some of his former co-stars, but he's still busy, those who have watched "Quest for Camelot" "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" and "102 Dalmations" have heard him. He then appeared as one of the celebrity guests in HNL 3's Confusius Group sketch, where he was regarded special enough to get a big bump on the head from a mallet, but it was just before he was gonna sing the song "Every Sperm is Sacred" so we can guess who was responsible for that. Hopefully if he comes back, he'll make wiser choices in material.

David Warner
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "We Joined the Navy"[1962 movie]
First apperance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live 3"
Age: 60
Turn ons: Performing, acting
Turn offs: Don't know
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: July 29, 1941
Death: ???

Here's another one of those imitatible Brits for you to look at, this one goes by the name of David Warner. He started his career with a supporting role in "Tom Jones"[not that Tom Jones], and became a star as a Karl Marx and gorilla obssessed man in the movie "Morgan", his only leading role. Since then he's done supporting work in films like "The Omen" "Cross of Iron" "Time after Time" as Jack the Ripper "Time Bandits" as the personification of Evil, "Tron", "The Man with Two Brains", Star Trek's 5 and 6, and "Titanic" Not surprisingly, he's dabbled in voice work in shows like "Gargoyles" "Men in Black" "Batman" and "Freakazoid" He reprised his role in MiB as alien Alpha in the fanfic "Revenge of the Villains" but not before showing up in person for the Confusius Group sketch in HNL 3, where he was the most vocal protester of the celebrities treatment by Confusius[he even got called Yakko in the process]Maybe thanks to that he won't show up in person again, but maybe he can be pursuaded to play Alpha again if he ever comes back.

 
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172.163.59.26

The new guys and girls

June 15 2002, 6:23 PM 

Dr George Rees
Voiced by: George Clooney
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr Gene Burrows"
Age: 30's
Turn ons: Doctoring, delivering babies, trying to save lives
Turn offs: Hearing abotu and talking about mad men like Gene
Friends: Wallace, his co-workers, and probably Jon Molsh
Enemies: Slim/Gene
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Dr George Rees is one of the first people to stake his clam into the Slim Berry/Gene Burrows saga, since, as the Berry family doctor, he helped bring Slim into the world. However, he could not save parents James and Laraine from their car crash, a fact which Slim never forgave him for. In fact he was so upset he asked to never see him again, and his wish was granted. But it was the first sign of the anger and ability to blame people that made Slim what he became, and although Dr Rees was his first victim, he wasn't the last.

James and Laraine Berry
Voiced by: James Wickline[James], Laraine Newman[Laraine]
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr Gene Burrows"
Age: Mid 30's probably
Turn ons: Raising their sons and encouraging them in their dreams, and preparing them for their future so they can find their place
Turn offs: James hates Commies and what they can do to the world and Laraine isn't fond of her babies crying
Friends: Dr Rees, each other, and their family members
Enemies: None we know of
Births: The late 30's or early 40's
Deaths: 1972

Here are the ones who would probably never be forgiven for bringing Gene Burrows into the world- that is, if they were alive to receive that blame. Besides, it's pretty inaccurate blame anyway, as they only had 7 years with Gene, then Slim, before their car accident, and during that time James, a Communist fearer, gave Slim the gift of science so he could make his mark in the world, and in his mind there was no better way to do it than science. The two parents loved Slim and his brother Wallace, at least enough that Slim became very upset over their deaths. It's unfortunate they didn't have enough time with their sons- but at least it happened soson enough that they couldn't take any blame for what happened to their youngest son.

Walter Koning
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr Gene Burrows"
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Running his science organization and not getting blame for firing Gene
Turn offs: Employees that really mess things up, being merely known for firing Gene, being interrupted
Friends: Perhaps his employees and Harry Norman
Enemies: Gene Burrows
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Walter Koning is the boss of the Long Beach science organization, although if 24 Days is any indication he'll be leaving the position before 2015 when Harry takes over. During his time though, he is best known for being boss of Harry and Gene Burrows, and was hoping that Gene's apperance changing formula would bring his business more fame. But when it failed, he figured he couldn't keep Gene around since it would just remind everyone of his failure, and he wanted to get past it. So he decided to fire him, but in his defense, he had no idea what effect it would have on him, driving him to make all his trouble towards the H! gang. Still, it appears that many people don't think that way, and he doesn't like it. But with everything his former employee did, he probably should have expected that.

 
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64.12.103.153

New profile

June 17 2002, 12:29 PM 

Here's something I can do while I wait for robert to make the other profiles of Judge Harry Lewis, Dr. Doorhider, Uncle Richie, and of course Richard O'Brien.
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Shane McMahon and Booker T
Voiced by: Themselves
First appearance: "Raw is War" (1997; Shane) and "WCW Saturday Night" (1991; Booker)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Death Takes A Toll"
Ages: 32 (Shane) and 37 (Booker)
Turn ons: Bringing down the competition I.E. WWF, CDM, etc, wrestling, being jerks
Turn offs: Failure, the Alliance being insulted, anything that I miss
Friends: The Alliance (WCW/ECW), Stephanie McMahon, "Stone Cold" for a while
Enemies: Vince McMahon and his WWF, the cast of CDM, the H! cast, Eric Fogel, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Birth: January 15, 1970 (Shane) and May 1, 1965 (Booker)
Death: They died in the "Death Takes A Toll" story, but they will be back.

Every family has a black sheep in it, but some has a even blacker sheep. The McMahon has one in their family named Shane McMahon. He made his first appearance in "Raw Is War", a event involving his dad. Sometime ago, he and his sister combined both the WCW and ECW into something called the Alliance to bring down their dad and the WWF.
One of their members is a WCW wrestler named Booker T who is a jerk in the ring and out.
Anyway, the Alliance did bad things, not to mentioned they gotten "Stone Cold" to betray the WWF! How whacked out is that?!
Anyway, the Alliance has been broken up by Kurt Angle (at least, that's what I heard), but Shane and Booker T didn't let this go.
In their first H! fic appearance, they kidnapped the H! cast. Why? So they destroyed the competition for Vince McMahon's WWF (probably so they can destroyed the WWF with no problem), namely Celebrity Deathmatch. Fortunately for us and unfortunately for them, Eric Fogel, the boss of the show showed up and free the good guys and "Stone Cold", their former friend. Eric then teamed up with "Stone Cold" to bring down the WWF owner's son and his wrestler pal.
No more details except to say...good riddance!
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Well, that's all for now. I hope robert to get his profiles (I will be patient).

 
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172.143.119.132

Wrapping the new ones up

June 17 2002, 4:39 PM 

Richard O'Brien
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Carry On Cowboy"[1965 movie]
First appearance in an H! fic: "Toasty H! Picture Show"
First appearance in an H! fic as himself: "Histeria Night Live 3"
Age: 60
Turn ons: Writing and performing
Turn offs: Don't know
Friends: His co-stars and perhaps the H! gang since they got to spoof his famous movie
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: March 25, 1942
Death: ???

Meet the man who spared us no riff raff in creating the most popular play/movie to ever air during the midnight hours in front of crazed, cross dressing fanatics. Richard O'Brien wrote the play version of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and performed in it as handy man Riff Raff. He later reprised that role in the infamous movie version and wrote that as was, plus he composed it too. 6 years later he did the same for the lesser know sequel "Shock Treatment", and since then has made apperances in the TV series "Crystal Maze", and the movies "Dark City" and "Dungeons and Dragons", plus whatever public appearances he's made for Rocky Horror fans.
That last part includes the adaption of Rocky Horror to the H! world, as during the Toasty H! Picture Show, he showed up a few times to comment[or complain]about the treatment of his work. Perhaps to apologize, they invited him to appear in HNL 3 in the Confusius Group sketch. Hopefully they weren't too hard on him that he won't come to us the next time we want to parody him and his time warping material.

Richie Berry
Voiced by: Gilbert Gottfried
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr Gene Burrows"{H! fic}
Age: Probably in his 50's now
Turn ons: Credit for stuff
Turn offs: Black sheeps in the family, crazy people, work
Friends: Probably no one
Enemies: Gene Burrows
Birth: Sometime in the 40's or 50's
Death: ???

We all have nicknames for Gene Burrows, but Richie Berry came up with the first one, the black sheep. He was pretty accurate too, though he's not exactly a genius and he's a bit lazy. But he was the only one chosen to take care of Slim and Wallace Berry after their parent's death, and at the least, it didn't have too much of a negative effect since Slim did all his damage himself. So his role in the saga didn't have much of an impact, and he was the only one who lived in the Berry house at that time who's still alive and human. Just make sure you give him credit for that.

Dr Doorhider
Voiced by: Tom Kane
First appearance: "24 1/2 Hours"{H! fic}
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Science and somewhat crazy experiments
Turn offs: A sense of humor
Friends: Both versions of Slim Berry
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: ???
Death: ???

No one knows much about Dr Doorhider except he was a science teacher, and he knew Slim Berry in the last moments before he became Gene Burrows. In a way, he destroyed Slim too, since when he came to him wanting his sense of humor destroyed, he provided the answer. He put Slim through a crazy experiment that did just that, and soon his road to science and eventually evil began. And if we can believe the Slim of today, he did the same to him as well, though whether that's just Slim's memory of the first Slim at work and whether Doorhider really did that experiment twice is a mystery. Still, wherever he is now he has his perminent place in history.

JusSonic, I've never watched Night Court so my bio of Harry Lewis would be incomplete, so I'll stop there.

 
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205.188.195.23

Doing robert a big favor and also a very special request

June 19 2002, 8:05 AM 

Since robert hasn't done it yet, I might as well do him a big favor.

Judge Harry Lewis
Voiced by: Harry Anderson
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr. Gene Burrows" (H! fic)
Age: In his 40s by now
Turn ons: Defending the peace by sending the guilty to jail
Turn offs: Criminals, people who wants to change their names
Friends: His co-workers
Enemies: Criminals and probably Gene Burrows since it's likely he sent him to the Long Beach Asylum.
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Nothing is known about this man, except for the fact he is judge in the Long Beach Courthouse and he's the one who Slim see to have his name changed. Oh, he also looks like Judge Harry T. Stone from "Night Court" (hence him being voiced by Harry Anderson). Also, it might be likely that he is the one who sent Gene Burrows to life in the Asylum. Anyway, he might have known Gene even more since Slim Berry did have his name changed to Gene Burrows. Who knows where this judge is now?
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There I did you a favor, now can you do me one? Before you leave for your vacation, can you make a profile about Loud Kiddington and Charity Bazaar? Yes, I know it been done, but they are my favorite couple so why not? Can you do it??? Got to go. Enjoy your vacation!

 
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172.158.11.115

Your big favor[and a long one too]

June 20 2002, 9:08 AM 

Loud Kiddington
Voiced by: Cody Ruegger as a kid, Edward Norton as an adult
First appearance: "Histeria Sneak Peek"{H! episode}
First appearance in an H! fic: "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"
Age: Currently no more than 10
Turn ons: Yelling, playing with his dogs, hanging out with his friends, hanging out with his girlfriend, yelling, saving the day, showing everyone he's not just a loud mouth, yelling
Turn offs: Being accused of being nothing but a yeller, the people that do said accusing, anything that has to do with Gene Burrows and his friends, all his adventures, hating himself, seeing his friends in danger, people making a pass at Charity, grouches
Friends: The H! cast and writers, his various other allies, some celebs, Gene and Vincent's alternate selves
Enemies: Many historical figures who had to hear him on the show, plus every single villain to ever show up in an Histeria fanfic, and there are way too many to mention.
Birth: Sometime in the early 90's
Death: No sooner than 2015

In the regular world, Loud Kiddington is just known to some people as a character on Histeria, and he is probably forgotten to several of those people except for our fan base. But in the fanfic world, he has become the most infamous, celebrated, villified, and targeted kid to ever show up on the planet. Plus he does a little bit more than yelling this time.
Of course he started on the Histeria show doing his act of yelling constantly, creating catch phrases like "WHAT A GROUCH!!!", and "See it, see it....DON'T SEE IT, DON'T SEE IT!!!" He appeared in almost every sketch, and was one of two regular characters to have his own episode. Other than yelling, he had an act in which he sold stuff, and if they didn't like it, his dog Fetch would eat something disgusting. However, during this time he had little screen time except for an uflattering sketch involving Rosa Park's bus ride with a certain co-star named Charity Bazaar, and except for co-starring with her in a Funniest Home Videos parody, had little time on screen with Miss Information. Then again how was he supposed to know that those were the people that would change his life-or for that matter, anything that would happen in the time period between Novemeber 1999 and Febuary 2000.
Let's start in November, when as we know, Gene Burrows created his 24 hour marathon of Loud and Miss Info, which, although they didn't know at the time, was designed to drive people crazy so he could convince them to kill the two. But they knew it wasn't for anything good, so the two journeyed to his house though they were forced to go on foot. When they did, Gene contacted them on phone and relentlessly insulted Loud. This got to him, making him regret yelling all the time, but Miss Info helped him out. In fact, during the 24 hour adventure, she helped him feel better about himself and helped him flesh out the other part of his persona- but she couldn't help him when the aftermath came, for oalthough they lived and Gene was sent to jail, he felt horrible and responsible for the whole mess. But then came Charity Bazaar.
Starting in January, Charity came over and aided him in his rehabilitation to happiness, and it was starting to work until the cast was invited to Washington D.C. In fact, during this time Loud was starting to suspect he had grown real feelings for Charity, which he was thinking of reaveling to her until he found out Gene has escaped and the invite was a trap. They then all went on the run when Gene took over and he created his army to catch them, and during that time Loud did some serious wrestling with his emotions. He figured if he told Charity he loved her now, word would get around, Gene would find out, and he'd make it top priority to have her dead. However, he could not hold out for long and he eventually let the secret out- just as Gene's new pal Vincent Morre was spying on them. Loud sent Charity away afterwards, but when she was captured, he went on arescue mission. What followed was a battle in which he was shot, tortured, and hit, but he survived, and so did everyone else, including his new girlfriend[though perhaps we shouldn't be surprised she is after they fell in love in the fic before the 24 stories "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"] The two events that had forever changed him were now over.
He's barely had time to settle down since though, starring in the fic "Loud's Histerical Wish" in which he was tortured by an evil genius again, and in the real world soon afterwards he discovered an alternate universe in which his other self was a deranged maniac. He has fought villains like that as well as Dr Laura, Judge Doom, Mr Plotz, Booker T and Shane, and more personally, B.B the writer and fellow lover of Charity[although Loud fan JusSonic kept him on a leash]Oh, and I forgot about evil doers like Him, Slim Berry, a.k.a the memory of Gene, Slasho/Louis Richardson, Stewie Griffen, and Danny Shelton. He also starred in the Histeria Night Live series, and has still dealt with insults about his loud lifestyle. But that appeared to end when he grew up.
He was determined to become an FBI Agent, and he did. But in the year 2015, he found out that Gene had been rebuilt by the most wanted man in the country, William Shelton. He was forced to question Gene in order to find out where Shelton was, along with his wife, Charity. During that time Gene brought out some unpleasent facts: when he was in school Loud tended to bully and some anger about all his adventures was still there, which came out when Gene brought out the truth about some near affairs Charity was in. But then Shelton provided the major blow by making iot loook like Charity was dead and that Loud had killed her. Loud was sent to jail, and in Gene's cell, for a day or two until he escaped, but was captured by Shelton. There, he escaped again, proved his innocence when he found Charity alive, and fought Gene one final time- but when Gene told him some of the things he'd done in the last 15 years, Loud was ready to kill him, just as Gene planned. But instead of becoming in a way like Gene, he didn't kill him, but he did kill Shelton later, and destroyed all of Gene's parts except his head. Finally two nights later, he threw Gene's head into molten steel as per his orders, despite the promise that he would live in him forever.
However that hasn't appeared to stop him. He's since then faced the Evil H! gang again, and he became a father soon after that. So with that, things have finally come full circle for someone who, despite living only two years on TV, has lived more of a life in our eyes than mostly any human in the world, and has certainly redeemed himself more than any human any day.

Charity Bazaar
Voiced by: Laraine Newman
First appearance: "Histeria Sneak Peek"
First appearance in an H! fic: "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"
Age: Currently no more than 10
Turn ons: The rare times she's happy, and anything that contributes to that happiness, which more often than not involves Loud, also she loves pecan custards, being sweet talked and complemeted, and hanging out with all her friends
Turn offs: Unhappiness and anything contributing to that, people who insult Loud, all villains, all the sad things in the world, being caught in the middle of fights for her hand
Friends: Loud and the H! gang and writers, as well as their various allies
Enemies: Every villain ever to appear in an H! fic
Birth: Early 90's
Death: No sooner than 2015

I'm not happy. That was practically all we heard Charity Bazaar say on the H! TV show. She had bits like explaning the invasion filled history of Poland and co hosting Strange Coincedences with Pepper Mills[in which she dressed as an alien], but they didn;t make her happy. She was a cute little lady with her share of fans in the H! community, and voiced by an SNL alumm, but she still wasn't happy. But although much has happened since to make her still unhappy, she;s been given just enough things to make her happy- like having a boyfriend and going down in history as the one who saved Washington D.C.
We probably should have figured this out long before when the fanfic "Pinky, Histeria and the Brain" came out, as she was cast in arole in which she was flaling for Loud, but didn't want him to know because she didn't think he'd like her back. But there's only enough self loathing that even she can take, so she told him. It wouldn't be the first time. .Later, she had a small role in 24 Hours, though she had a few good fight scenes with Gene's robot spiders. But it utterly paled in comparsion with the work that made her a star "Another 24 Hours", where she had a lot to do.
First she went out and comforte a self hating Loud after the events of the previous story, and helped to make him feel a bit better, plus helped him comfort Miss Info's sad feelings during her birthday. Then she too started falling for Loud, but then Gene's giant spider came. And once again, she was put in the role of the heroine who didn't want the truth of her feelings known, but not because she was afraid of his reaction this time, but because she was afraid of Gene's. This didn't stop her from sticking up for him, coming up with some plans to prevent harm from coming to him, and convincing the other characters not to go away. Her kindess was the last straw for a conscience plagued Loud, who told her his own feelings before she could. But when Vincent Morre discovered them too, she had to run away. However, she wasn't captured without a fight, and she stood up to Vincent's anti Loud remarks, and then Gene's. This was clearly a hint of the lengths she would go to later on.
Those included helping to kick Gene's still human butt in the rooftop of the White House, and evading him inside the giant spider when Gene became a robot. But when he was on the verge on destroying Washington itself to get the gang, Charity became the hero. She sent the others away and fought Gene in a final showdown[though it really wasn't final but more on that later], in which she was slashed repeatly, but she still trapped Gene and set in motion him being crushed to death. Still, Gene's last move was to suck the air out of her escape pod, which nearly killed her. But to everyone's relief, she made it. She had saved the country and gained a lover, which resulted in fame and glamor even Julia Roberts would kill for[and I bet she would too]
After her apperance in about the same role in "Loud's Histerical Wish", she fought the Evil H! gang which included kicking Evil Loud in the groin, and starred in "Toasty Histeria Picture Show" with Froggo. Hence, the first war for her hand began, this one between Loud and Froggo. Loud prevailed, but Froggo took a while to get over the lengths he had gone to to previal himself, a recovery which Aka, Charity's other best pal, helped speed along though. She then hosted Strnage Coincendences again and was reaviled to have an addiction to pecan custards in R6's stories. This did not discourage the second challenger to Loud, writer B.B though. B.B was utterly obssessed with Charity, and she liked him too, though not enough to leave Loud. Plus JusSonic, although he loved Charity too, kept B.B away as best he could, especially since B.B hated Loud. Charity continued to deal with all the admirers as she fought in adventure after adventure and starred in story after story. But some rocky portions of that road later in life were not disclosed until "24 Days" came along.
Charity had gotten over her depression somewhat, spoke frequently to kids with their sadness, married Loud, and grew into quite the lovely woman. Unfortunatly the fates chose just that time to show that Gene had been rebuilt by the wnated William Shelton- who she thought she'd never met[more on that soon]Anyway, Gene requested her presence in his talks with Loud, which she did well until he wanted her to talk to him alone. Gene got her to reveal some pretty big secrets about herself with the fact that her telling the truth would make him help Loud crack the case. The truth was, in school she was defended by the lust filled boys by a gentlemanly young man named Jeremy, who she bounded with- at least enough to make out with him just before he was to leave and give him a heart attack. She then swore to herself not to let this be known to Loud. But that wasn't the big secret. That happened when she got close to drunk before she was to get married and woke up in a stranger's bed, not knowing if anything happened between them. Gene of course, spoiled those secrets when he met with Loud the next day, and material bliss between them was pretty much ruined for it. Then she went and got captured again, but things were set up so that she appeared to be dead and killed by Loud thanks to Shelton. But she escaped and was reunited with the captured Loud, and then the two went to face Gene once more. There the final secrets were discovered: both Jeremy and the stranger were William Shelton in disguise in a plot set up by Gene to ruin her. Still, she wasn't shocked enough to figure that Gene wanted to ruin Loud too by making Loud kill him, which she was able to stop. But of course, she got in trouble a minute later when Shelton, now a robot, got her in danger, but Loud saved her and killed him. The secret filled ordeal was over and the two rebuilt their love life.
Since then it appears they rebuilt it enough to have kids, but not before that was threatened by the Evil H!! gang and Charity's alternate self. And being a mom is likely the perfect role for Charity to play, she's nurtered and built lifes for others before, so doing ti for a kid should be no snap. Plus if the kids's ever sad, she can draw on experience to help. And most of all, her love of three decades will be able to sooth her back to sanity and happiness, as always, afterwards.

 
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205.188.193.34

The rest of the Evil H! gang

June 20 2002, 4:43 PM 

Voiced by: Nathan Ruegger (Evil Froggo), Cree Summer (Evil Aka), Jeff Glen Bennett (Evil Lucky Bob), Tress MacNeile (Evil Cho-Cho, Evil Toast, Evil Pepper Mills, Evil World's Oldest Woman), Luke Ruegger (Evil Big Fat Baby), and Frank Welker (Evil Father Time)
First appearance: "Evil Histeria!" (H! fanfic)
Age: Whatever the ages our H! gang are
Turn ons-Evil, causing evil
Turn offs-Goodness, Good Gene Burrows and Good Vincent
Friends: Evil Loud Kiddington, Evil Charity, Evil Harry, Evil Mr. Smartypants, Evil Sammy Melman
Enemies: Our H! cast, Good Gene and Vincent
Birth: Late 80's-early 90's for the kids, all of time for the old people and baby
Death: Between "Evil Histeria!" and "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud"

In our world, the H! cast are good guys, despise their show being canceled. In the other world, that is another story. When their show was canceled, they got furious and went on with lives of crime. They sold weapons and whatever they need for their revenge. In November 1999, they met up with Harry's evil self and made an alliance. With his help, they created a marathon to terrorized the people of Earth by doing by our Gene did in "24 Hours". However, that plan was stopped by the good versions of him and Vincent. The villains were defeated and taken to the asylum.
However, in February 2000, they escaped and took control of Washington by using a robo-spider. Eventually, they did what Gene did in our world by demanding that Gene and Vincent be turned over to them or they will keep their control. While the androids did most of the work, they were too busy hitting or insulting each other.
In the Final Confrontation(TM), they assisted Evil Loud and Evil Harry by forcing them to watched the robo-spider creat trouble. However, the rebels that Gene and Vincent teamed up arrived and captured them. And when Harry died, they, along with E. Loud, E. Charity, and E. Mr. Smartypants, were taken back to the asylum.
They escaped again, however, and used Smartypants' time machine to try to mess with history. However, their mess were eventually fixed by Good Gene. In their first appearance, they try to beat up Good Loud but Good Gene and Good Vincent stopped them before they caused anymore damage.
Later on in life, the villains were captured again and locked up...except for E. Loud and E. Charity who got out of it thanks to the "incident" in the Washington attack. Last we heard, the evil twins died in prison, except E. Mr. Smartypants who escaped. That are many troubles not to worry about in years to come.

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Did I got it all right? Can someone do a profile on the rest of the Omnenex?

 
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64.12.104.163

The Omenex

June 22 2002, 9:23 AM 

Ship members: Eva Lyncarnate, Clod Hopper, Homer Erectus, Dr. Hugh Gnoggin, Terro, Mona N. Painmire, and Finn Phineus
Voiced by: Nora Dunn (Eva), Rob Paulsen (Clod), Dan Castellaneta (Homer), Maurice LaMarche (Dr. Gnoggin), Frank Welker (Terror), Tress MacNeille (Mona), and Joe Alaskey (Finn)
First appearance (and last): "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain" (H! fanfic)
Age: For the humans, 30s-50s. For the subhumans, who knows?
Turn ons-Power, taking over time, destroying Histeria, anything evil, fighting with each other
Turn offs-The Histeria crew, getting yelled at by Alzed, failure
Friends: Alzed, though the problem is he can't stand them, Wally Faust and the Circle for a time
Enemies: Pinky and the Brain, the Histeria crew
Births: ???
Deaths: ???

Before "24 Hours" began, there is another story called "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain". And before Dr. Gene Burrows shown his evil face, the Histerians battled a evil group of time travelers called the Omenex.
They used to help the Histeria, until they were convinced by Alzed to try to take over time and space. When the H! captain, Father Time, refused to see their vision, they wage war with him and his crew. It ended when the Omenex was trapped in a 5th dimensiona warp. However, they didn't stayed in their forever.
They finally escaped when Pinky and the Brain stumbled onto the Histeria ship and accidentally released them. The villains teamed up with Wally Faust and his group called The Circle to altered history so the Circle would rule the country. Later on, however, they turned on him by attempting to kill him. But when the villains try to help the British win their war against the Americans, the Histerians, with the help of Pinky and the Brain foiled it.
They got back for that failure by capturing the adults while the kids were away. Foruntately for our heroes, the kids survived Alzed's latest attempt murder of them and helped the adults out. The villains were eventually defeated and were trapped in their dimensional prison once more. And with DanniB's retirement from the H! fics, I say good riddance!

 
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64.12.104.179

Few new profiles

June 24 2002, 3:44 PM 

Gene's clone
Voiced by: Gene Hackman
First appearance (and last): "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Whatever age Gene died at
Turn ons-Same as the original
Turn offs-Ditto
Friends: None
Enemies: The H! cast, the South Park boys, Mephesto and Kevin, the rest of South Park
Birth: Before the government passed the no-cloning law
Death: 2001

While cloning can help humanity, it's sometimes isn't a good idea. I think the gov't did the right thing banning cloning of any kind. Unforunately Dr. Alphonse Mephesto made this clone before the law was pass and it almost destroyed our heroes. In other words, it's the clone of Dr. Gene Burrows.
He escaped from Mephesto's lab and somehow found out that the Histerians had moved to South Park. First, he captured the H! and South Park adults so he get them out of the way, then he went over to the house so he can destroyed his foes. He first killed Kenny and woulda done the same to Cartman if he hadn't missed. He then captured both Loud and Charity, intending on killing them. However, to their surprise and ours, Kenny returned from the dead once more to distract Gene. The clone eventually died when he try to shoot his lasers at Kenny, but it reflected back at him by Kenny's mirror (also resulting in Kenny's death). At least, Gene would then stay dead until...oops, outta room!

Towelie
Voiced by: Vernon Chatman
First appearance: "Towelie" (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Towels don't normally age
Turn ons: Smoking weed, dope, whatever
Turn offs: Being shot at, bad guys, not getting high
Friends: The South Park boys at times, but beside that nothing much
Enemies: Aliens, the gov't, Jimbo and Ned because they decided to shoot at him
Birth: 2001
Death: ???

Nothing is known about this "thing", except maybe he got to be a top secret gov't weapon, and maybe he is annoying. Oh, did I maybe he smoke way too much? Anyway, he come by often to offer the boys lame advice like washing and stuff like that. Plus, he wanted them to get high with him. In his cameo in the H!/South Park crossover, Jimbo and Ned decided to shoot at him since Gene's clone is already dead. Man, how annoying is he?!

Sheila Broflovski
Voiced by: Mary-Kay Bergman (Episodes 1-46); Mona Marshall (47+)
First appearance: "Death" (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South park"
Age: Adult
Turn ons: Protecting her kids, nice shows like "Full House"
Turn offs: Swearing, potty humor, Terrance and Phillip, anything bad
Friends: Her husband, her kids, the adults of South Park at times
Enemies: The rest of South Park because of her complaining especially Cartman, Gene's clone
Birth: ???
Death: ???

She is Kyle's mom on South Park. But she isn't popular with the locals sometimes, especially with Cartman. That's because she complaining (or *****ing as Cartman says) about very bad things. She once got Terrance and Phillip (the boys' favorite Canadians) get off the air, forced the school Christmas play to be non-offensive to anyone especially Jews, and she almost caused Satan and Saddam Hussein to take over the world because she killed Terrance and Phillip (don't worry, they didn't stay dead for long). Needless to say, her complaining is the bane of everyone. Perhaps she is doing it to keep Kyle safe. Who knows?
Anyway, she and the other boys' parents met the H! adults at a movie theater that's showing a very bad movie. They left early. Along the way home, she complained about potty humor, especially the movie Shrek (which Miss Info loved). However, before they got home, they got distracted by Gene's clone. She didn't do much in this situation. But then again, who cares?

 
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More profiles

June 25 2002, 11:22 AM 

Wendy Testaburger
Voiced by: Mary-Kay Bergman (Episodes 1-46); Eliza Schneider (47+)
First appearance: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Probably the same age as Stan
Turn ons: Stan, saving the trees and stuff like that, Stan, Terrance and Phillip, Stan, hanging out with Bebe, and did I mentioned Stan?
Turn offs: Anyone who tries to take Stan from her, people who destroyed the rain forest, Cartman at times
Friends: Stan and the rest of the South Park boys, Cartman at times, Bebe, the other kids, Gregory at one time
Enemies: Ms. Ellen, Mrs. Broflovski, Shelly Marsh, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, anyone I miss
Birth: Sometime before the show started
Death: ???

This girl is overprotective and can get angry easily. Plus, she got a huge crush on Stan Marsh and would hurt anyone who she believes try to take him away from her. So I am not surprised when she sent her substitute teacher into the sun. One time, she got attracted to Cartman but got over eventually.
When she met the H! kids for the first time, she thinks that Charity is taking Stan away from her. Foruntately, Charity explains things and everything is cool.

Bebe
Voiced by: Jennifer Howell
First appearance: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Same age as Wendy
Turn ons: Hanging out with Wendy, hanging out with Clyde, Kyle at one time
Turn offs: Cooties? Other than that, I don't really know
Friends: Wendy Testaburger, Clyde, the rest of the South Park kids, the South Park boys, Cartman at times
Enemies: Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat
Birth: Sometime before the show started
Death: ???

She is Wendy's best friend. A girl who is in the same school as the South Park boys. She used to have a crush on Kyle, but eventually got over dued to something we can't understand (probably because Kyle isn't interested in her). She is now currently dating Clyde. She is the one who found out about Wendy's attractness to Cartman (the hard way).
In her first H! fic appearance, she met the H! kids along with her friend Wendy. She didn't do much, except to say that Aka's threating Craig is cool.

Pip
Voiced by: Matt Stone
First appearance: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Currently no more than 10 (that's my guess)
Turn ons: Hanging out with his friend (like he has any), making friends, his girlfriend (as seen in his own episode)
Turn offs: Being made fun of, being called a Frenchie, the French, being a wimpy
Friends: Butters, that little annoying kid, whoever was in his own episode, Damien at one time
Enemies: The South Park kids because they made fun of him, the Chinese, the old woman in his own episode

Here is a kid that's so annoying that other kids made fun of him. He doesn't got any friends (except for Butters, but he doesn't count), and he is a complete wimp. Although he saved the school dodgeball team from nasty Chinese kids, that doesn't mean anything. He hated being called Frenchie (though he doesn't know why), and he tries to get back with very lame jokes.
In the H!/South Park crossover story, he doesn't done much. He told Mr. Mackey that he couldn't see past Toast. No one cares.

 
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64.12.104.24

More citizens of South Park

June 27 2002, 2:02 PM 

Officer Barbrady
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First appearance: “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: “Histerians moved to South Park”
Age: Adult
Turn ons: Protecting the peace (and doing a bad job at it), helping the mayor (although don’t ask why), “Patronize & Annoy” (That what it is say on his car)
Turn offs: Criminals, bad boys, the book that anger him that one time, nothing much
Friends: The citizens of South Park
Enemies: Anyone he thrown in prison, the Chicken Lover (don’t ask!)
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This guy is South Park’s only officer of the law. Problem is…he does a bad job at it! He is illiterate (meaning he can’t read) and is a dumb***. The reason Mayor McDaniels kept him around so he can “Patronize & Annoy” (that what his car say anyway). Even though he is stupid, he with the help of the kids, caught the Chicken Lover (don’t ask again!).
In the H!/South Park crossover, he may only two appearance. In the first one, Principal Victoria ask him to tell the mayor a few things so the kids will be in their right grade. He gladly went over (don’t ask what he does). In the other one, the mayor scold him for being drunk which prevent them from stopping Gene’s clone (which was already stopped already). This guy better freshen up.

Mr. Garrison
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First appearance: “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: “Histerians moved to South Park”
Age: Adult
Turn ons: Teaching (and doing a bad job at it), mocking the children when they failed, messing around, guys…err, just ignored this one, Mr. Hat
Turn offs: Kathie Lee Gifford, being forced to admit he’s gay, people saying Kathie Lee’s puppets than his Mr. Hat, the kids of South Park and Histeria, being thrown in prison, anything that I miss
Friends: The adults of South Park at times, anyone he “messes” with, Mr. Hat, Mr. Twig, NAMBLA (not the Marlon Brando people!) at one time
Enemies: The kids of South Park, Kathie Lee Gifford, the Jakovasaurs, Toast
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This guy is strange, very strange. You see, he used to be the boys’ third grade school. But they hated him for many reasons. He’s gay, but never admits it. His alter ego is Mr. Hat…whose is his puppet. He mocks the kids when they failed. This is because he lost a talent to a young Kathie Lee Gifford a long time ago. Anyway, he is no longer a third grade because he got thrown in a prison for a problem that is too embarrassed to mentioned (See the “Cartman Joins NAMBLA” for details.) Fortunately, he got back into teaching…by teaching Kindergarten. Oh boy.
Anyway, when the boys’ fourth grade went under surgery, Mr. Garrison was asked to fill in for her. The H! kids were there at the same time. Kenny tricked Toast into saying that Kathie Lee Gifford’s puppets are better than his. He went nuts and chased after him around town. In his few appearances, he is still mad at Toast. Look for him to go insane further later this season.

****-Head
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First appearance: “Histerians moved to South Park” (H! fanfic)
Age: No more than 10
Turn ons: N/A
Turn offs: His dad for drinking
Friends: The kids of South Park
Enemies: N/A
Birth: Sometime before the show started
Death: ???

Nothing is known about this kid. Except he is a kid of South Park and he got the name when his dad was drinking. He met the H! kids when they were going to his school. Nothing more.

Chef
Voiced by: Isacc Hayes
First appearance: “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: “Histerians moved to South Park”
Age: Adult
Turn ons: Being a chef, giving out advice, singing song about…it, womanizing, sleeping with different women, believing that aliens exist, helping out
Turn offs: Being involved in something that gets him in trouble, advice that gets him in trouble with the principal, Jakovasaurs, villains, zombies, anyone too ugly to mentioned
Friends: The South Park boys, the kids of South Park, the South Park adults, any woman he “done it” with, many celebs, the H! kids, the Succubus woman at one time, Starvin’ Marvin
Enemies: Jakovasaurs, Mrs. Broflovski at times, the record company owner, Barbara Streisand, anyone who’s evil or annoying
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This guy is the chef of the school cafeteria. He is friend of the boys and is willing to help out. However, sometime his advice confused them, and even gets in him trouble with the principal. Nevertheless, he helps out whenever he can, whatever it is with evil turkeys, clones, or even an evil dictator that died someone ago.
In the H!/South Park crossover, he told the boys not to go hard on the H! kids since it is their first time at South Park. He is, however, amazed that the newcomers knocked out Stan and Kyle. Later, he lets them sing a song for them. Even though that’s his only appearance in the story, look for him to show up in later South Park episodes (and maybe future H!/South Park stories).

 
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172.132.252.208

Don't know what to say the Warners won't do

June 30 2002, 9:08 AM 

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen[Yakko], Jess Harnell[Wakko], Tress MacNeille[Dot]
First appearance: “Dezanitized” (A! episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: “Toons and Doom"
Age: Over 70
Turn ons: Yakko: Anvils, gorgeous women, playing with special friends, leading adventures, confusing bad guys verbally, fun. Wakko: Burping, eating, anvils, mallets, playing with stuff in his gag bag, gorgeous women, off the wall wackiness, fun. Dot: Being cute, showing off her cuteness, being praised for being cute, using her cuteness to get out of jams, gorgeous guys[especially Mel Gibson], fun.
Turn offs: Humorless, boring people, bad guys that always fall under that catagory, and Dot doesn't like her borthers lusting over women and using gags over and over and over and over and over again
Friends: The rest, or at least most, of the WB toons, Axel Foley, and their various guest star allies, though everyone I just mentioned has a hard time putting up with them.
Enemies: Too many to mention, especially since they've managed to make enemies with almost anyone they meet
Birth: 1930
Death: Their show is dead, but they're not.

About 70 years ago, an animator named Lon Borax was pressed by director Weed Menlo into spicing up a boring cartoon starring jolly cartoon star Buddy. He worked late into the night until, for reasons unknown, he created three characters, two boys and a girl, who looked like dogs. This result drove Borax to the nuthouse. And he wasn't the first one to do that by a longshot as the rest of the victims of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner can say[if they still can]
The trio started out bashing Buddy with mallets until Thaddeus Plotz gave them their own series of cartoons. But they drove director Menlo crazy and when Wakko directed his redition of Yankee Doodle Dandy with his armpits, Plotz fired them. Unfortunatly, with nothing else to do, the Warner drove the entire WB lot insane with their special antics. The older sibling Yakko confounded people with his games and word play, Wakko used every anvils, mallets, and chance for burping and eating he could find, the both of them chased after every good looking woman within 100 miles, and Dot chased after men and never missed an opportunity to show that she was insufferably cute. Finally Plotz couldn't handle it anymore and had them locked up in the WB water tower forever. But they made it their home, and only did so for 65 years, until they finally escaped in 1994.
Their new targets included psychatrist Dr Scratchnsniff, who's efforts to "dezanitize" went utterly nowhere, Mr Plotz, Ralph the studio guard, Hello Nurse, and everyone else, including a few figures in history like Queen Elizabeth, Michaelangelo, Beetoven, and Einstein in a sort of prelude to Histeria. They were doing all their beloved games and making "special friends" again, only this time on TV as the stars of "Animaniacs" They were on the air until 1999 when Jamie Kellner canceled them in one of his bonehead moves. They did get a movie before they went, entitled "Wakko's Wish" about the Warners search for the Wishing Star in the tiny, poverty stricken by an evil king and his tax collector town[and Dot got to see if her acting lessons paid off in scnes where she was ill], but the movie wasn't sold much since it was barely in stores.
But the obsessed fans they had gathered during their stay refused to let them die, so they put them in countless adventures in the fanfic world. In them, they used their old gags endlessly like the "two places at once " gag, which Dot, Slappy Squirrel, and Brain didn't like, bugged the WB execs some more, gained a new firend in Beverly Hills Cop Axel Foley, and stopped Axel from creating a new apocolypse out of revenge for the Wanrer originally hating him for voice acting in a Disney movie. Their stories also employ more friends and allies than people who watch the Super Bowl, and they've made even more enemies like Stewie Griffen, Kellner, politician Mike Harper, who wanted to run them out of town until Axel beat him for a spot in the House of Representatives, Dr Laura, the FCC, countless ninja thugs, space aliens, has been cartoon stars, many evil lackies, and of course, Judge Doom, who the Warners battled along with H! cast members and tons of other stars in "Toons and Doom" They didn't do much talking with the H! characters, but they did figure in a brief cameo in Loud's dream in "Loud's Halloween Nightmare" and interrupted Miss Info's tour of the WB lot in a sketch in Smegit's "Encore Histeria!" We don't know whether they'll be in a fic with our H! guys and girls again, but the other fans of their show, and they are still many though they're not as busy in making stories for them as they once were, will keep them going and going for some time- though many more characters will go screaming bloody insanity after they face them in the process.

 
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Fronglavin!

June 30 2002, 9:23 AM 

Mr Director
Voiced by: Paul Rugg
First appearance: “Hello Nice Warners” (A! episode)
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Directing, funny little kids, talking in weird voices
Turn offs: Bad actors, getting pounded by mallets and anvils, not having endings to his movies
Friends: Probably none
Enemies: The Warners, Mr Plotz
Birth: ???
Death: ???

One of writer/voice actor Paul Rugg's first characters was Mr Director, and it was his first of many chances to impersinate France's favorite star, Jerry Lewis. Although he does talk in a serious voice when discussing his films, he does tend to loop in to a Lewis like voice often, uttering nonsense phrases like "Hoyl!", "Fronglavin" and other stuff. This has helped contribute to him being one of the few people the Warners are scared of, although when they appeared in one of his movies, they easily turned the tables on him by directing him in many bone crunching stunts. Mr Director is also known to create his own societies like in "Apocolypse Now" when he can't finish his movies[and from the looms of it it made him go bald too], and his persona has been used for a nutty clown which both Mr Plotz and Wakko were scared of, though Wakko pounded him to the moon of course.
In fanfics Mr Director has regulary gone along with the WB execs in their schemes, though his function is usually just to say his phrases and get hit by anvils and stuff. This proved no different in "Toons and Doom" as his new film with Bugs and Daffy was interrupted when Doom showed up, and he was temporarily dipped as well. I have no idea if him and Nostradamus have ever met, but that's just as well since Cave Guy would likely got after him if he did. And he has enough on his plate with the Warners and execs testing him and his comedy genius without that. Fronglavin!

 
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172.137.162.235

The Circle members[dum dum dum dum dum LACTOSE!]

July 1 2002, 9:07 AM 

Big Guy
Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche
First appearance: “The Man from Washington” (Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain episode)
First apperance in an H! fic: "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Plotting world conquest, using super intellegent beings to conquer the world, and using any other means necessary to do it, Cuban cigars
Turn offs: Mozzarella, former allies that turn aagisnt him, insibordinance, peiople that steal his cigars
Friends: His co consiperators, though they're more of his allies than friends
Enemies: The lab mice, the Godfather, and everyone else in the world if they knew what he was doing
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Wally Faust is the top agent for the secret organization known as The Circle, but the Big Guy is, well, the Big Guy and leader of it. We were first able to figure that out in "The Man from Washington" sicne he sat in a big chair and ordered Faust to investigate claims that the mice were in Elmyra's neighborhood. The fanfic world made it more clear later, first in Toonzone's now classic fic "Circle Closing In" which had the mice being captured by The Circle. Big Guy made Brian a deal that if he would work with them, they would not erase his memory to make that happen, and Brain was able to convince him that he would cooperate. However, he escaped and found out of The Circle's plan to practically kill half the planet by creating proteins which would make people unable to digest food. They did escape, but Big Guy found them in a train, and they narrowly got away from him. Later when the mice mnade their counter attack to destroy the machine, Billie and an allie called the Godfather[guess who that is]ran into Big Guy, who once worked with the Godfather and his Mafia ties. That was his undoing though, as the Godfather trapped Big Guy by shooting pizza cheese from a ray at him, and he was sent to jail with his other members.
Before that however, he already got control of the country thanks to the help of the Omenex. When Wally joined them, he and the evil time crew rigged the Presidential election so that Big Guy would win, and he went on to ruin the country. But the Omenex betrayed them and that history was erased, plus at the end no one had any clue about it. Still, even in jail he wasn't done this plans, as he, Wally, and Dr Shale planned from jail Judge Doom's return with their informent Allen, figuring they could use their role in the mess to get Doom to help them rule. But Brain helped to reveal that to the guards at their cell, and they were quickly moved. So now he and his co conspirators are still rotting in jail, and let's hope, for a long long time.

Dr Shale
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First appearance: “The Man from Washington” (Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain episode)
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Creating evil, destructive devices
Turn offs: People- or mice- that can mess things up and should rightly be destroyed, his devices being destroyed
Friends: His co conspirators
Enemies: Brain and every other good guy
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Dr Shale is The Circle's main provider of scientific technology, and perhaps their most sadistic member. He was never in favor of using Brain to rule the world, seeing him as a threat that could shut them down, and someone that should be "taken care of" But his bosses disagreed, though he didn't waste time sharing his opinions with Brain when they captured him. Still, he kept himself busing building The Circle's ultimate menas of conquest, an proton sequencer which would give people proteins that would make them unable to digest food and therefore, make them die horrible deaths. Unfortunatly for him, he told Brain just before he would erase his mind, and just before Brain was rescued. Shale then got the worst of the mice's destruction of his sequencer, nearly dying frow the blast that wrecked it, but he survived just long enough to be sent to jail. He then finally got his wish to have Brain done away with as when his cellmates, Wally and Big Guy, planned to have Judge Doom return, they would use his help to get what they want and not care what he did to Brain. But they did care as he was not dipped by Doom, but he helped get The Circle out of the equation of the plan. So Shale and the others are still in jail, and thankfully there's nothing in jail that he can use to build vile devices like the sequencer.

 
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172.137.162.235

A couple more for today

July 1 2002, 9:29 AM 

Skippy Squirrel
Voiced by: Nathan Ruegger
First appearance: “Slappy goes Walnuts” (A! episode)
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: No more than 10
Turn ons: Everything about explosives and other destructive things, mega movies, living with her aunt Slappy
Turn offs: Cartoon characters dying in movies, bullies
Friends: Apperantly from "Wakko's Wish" he doesn't have many
Enemies: Slappy's various foes
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Perhaps this young squirrel is the only one who can stand the aging cartoon star Slappy Squirrel- but since she's his aunt, he probably shouldn't count. Still, he lives with her in her acorn tree and shares her love of blowing things up and doing so to Slappy's various foes. He can cry up a storm though as proven when he thought Bumbi the deer's mom died for real in the movie Bumbi, plus he got banged up by bullies real bad once when cartoon violence was banned on TV and he tried not to use it, but he gave in and helped Slappy cream them anyway. He can also get pretty hyper over cereal and mega movies, but also responsisble when Slappy got an episode from watching too many daytime talk shows, though the social services had him taken away from the tree for a time.
He appeared with Slappy in "Toons and Doom", where his biggest bit was a tlak with Loud where they briefly and unknowlegly made fun of the fact that their respective voice actors are brothers. In the Toonzone fics he is more often than not left behind though while Slappy goes off and complains non stop about the adventure she's in. Still, other than that and that whole episode mess he and his aunt are all but inseperable- much to the dismay of banged up cartoon villains everywhere.

Voice Director
Voiced by: Andrea Romano
First appearance: “Loud's Histerical Wish"{H! fic}
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Doing her job of instructing people to aid historical character swith their speech
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: Historial characters and their voice helpers
Enemies: ???
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Basically this character was brought for a parody of voice actors. When good historical people were running Histeria Village they needed help with their voices, and this voice director sent in people with names like LaMarche, West, Bennett, MacNelle, and Paulsen to help them with that. Coincedentally, each of them were sent to characters people with names of LMarche, West, and others had voiced on Histeria. Hence, the joke. Get it? Anyway, the joke apperantly ended when the Evil Scientist and friends took over, so we dont know where she is now. But maybe if you see people happy with their voices you might be able to guess, or something.

 
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172.128.93.113

Dum dum dum dum dum dum DUM!

July 3 2002, 8:58 AM 

Bugs Bunny
Voiced by: Mel Blace in old WB cartoons, Jeff Bergman in TTA, Billy West in Space Jam
First appearance: “Porky's Hare Hunt"{WB cartoon}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Technically it's 64
Turn ons: Fooling, tricking, outwitting, and generally humilating maroons and enemies alike. He also has a habit of dressing in drag and, of course, he loves carrots
Turn offs: Dealing with said maroons
Friends: The WB gang except for Daffy, the TTA gang, and Michael Jordan
Enemies: Elmer Fudd, Marvin the Martian, Yosemite Sam, Daffy Duck, and others
Birth: 1938
Death: ???

As much as Daffy Duck would throw a fit at us for saying it, it is without question the most famous WB cartoon character ever, if not the most famous all time character, is Bugs Bunny. With a voice like a Brooklyn neighborhood guy and a habit of changing into disguses quite often[and often in women's clothes as mentioned earlier], Bugs has constantly made a habit of beating every challenge in his path, against foes like Elmer Fudd, Marvin the Martian, Yosemite Sam, Pete Puma, Daffy Duck[who has fought Bugs for decades over who's better], and others, although collectively they aren't exactly brighter than a 10 watt bulb, and that includes the Monstars he and Michael Jordan beat in the mostly lambasted, merchandise heavy b-ball movie "Space Jam" However, even that didn't decrease the rabbit's fame.
Before that happened he starred in a few LT movies in the 70's and early 80's, and then made his return to TV with a vengance in "Tiny Toon Adventures" In that, he was the head of ACME Loonversity and mentor to Buster Bunny, and he got to play some key roles. He then put his talent to good use in "Toons and Doom" in a key scene where the gang had to battle another of Bugs's old foe, the giant monster Gossamer, although at the end of that he got dipped for a time. However, he returned, so much to Daffy's dismay, Bugs remains the most popular WB character around and, unless a miracle happens, will be so forever, and that's what's up, Doc.

Daffy Duck
Voiced by: Mel Blace in old WB cartoons, Jeff Bergman in TTA, Dee Bradley Baker in Space Jam
First appearance: “Porky's Duck Hunt"{WB cartoon}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Technically it's 65
Turn ons: Acting out of control and fooling his enemies, but his primary objective is to not let anyone forget that's he great, wonderful, and should be the biggest star of them all, though that will never happen with Bugs around
Turn offs: Anything that gets in the way of his monsterous ego, especially Bugs
Friends: The WB gang I suppose, as well as the TTA gang, especially Plucky Duck who's like Daffy in every way
Enemies: Elmer Fudd, sometimes Porky Pig, always Bugs Bunny, and others
Birth: 1937
Death: ???

Here's a few tips when dealing with Daffy Duck. Watch out for his spit, get used to him calling you dispicable, and if you don't call him great, you won't hear the end of it. To his credit, Daffy has appeared in many classic cartoons, most notably his turn as astronaut Duck Dodgers and his duels with Bugs Bunny, who he believes is a overated hack who shouldn't be the star of anyting, unlike him. But everytime they face off, whether in talent contests or in awards show, it's always Bugs who gets the fame and Daffy who gets the boot and usually an explosion in the face.
This trend has continued in many a LT movie, Space Jam, and in TTA, where Daffy even got framed for bopping Bugs with the bunny's Scloscer award for "Knight Knight Bugs", though another lesser known jealous cartoon star was reponsible for that. Aside from doing that, Daffy is a sneaky enough diukc to try anything once to get fame, and although admittingly he does have lots of it and is right up there at the top of the list of most famous cartoons and has many fans, it's still not enough for this guy. Although he's starred in many things including "Toons and Doom" where he got angry for being in another movie scene where Bugs humilated him and he made his usual protests against him[though perhaps there was a touch of sandess in him when Bugs was dipped], Daffy will always be no.2 in the people's eyes. And for him, that's dispicable.

Speedy Gonzales
Voiced by: Mel Blace in old WB cartoons, Jeff Bergman in TTA
First appearance: “Cat-Tails for Two "{WB cartoon}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Technically it's almost 50
Turn ons: Cheese, beautiful senoritas, and running faster than gatos, I mean cats
Turn offs: Not much as far as I know
Friends: The WB gang
Enemies: Sylvester, Daffy, and others
Birth: 1953
Death: ???

He is Mexico's fastest mouse, and cats worst nightmare. He is Speedy Gonzales, who lives to run run run and fool cats everywhere who threaten his friends and comrades. Sylvester has often tried to do that and keep them away from large supplies of cheese, but Speedy has bested him everytime. Thye fought until 1965, when Speedy was then paired with Daffy Duck, who became his new nemesis for most of the rest of his career until now. Speedy is popular, but has been the center of a debate questioning whether he is a negative stereotype of Mexicans, having a hat and mustache, fawning over women, and constantly using Mexican words. Cartoon Network has seen this as stereotypical and has banned Speedy cartoons from airing there, at least during the day. He didn't have a speaking part in Space Jam, but he did appear in "Toons and Doom" where Doom had some success in stopping his speed, in fact he, unlike Sylvester and Daffy, stopped him just by using a brick wall. In a few Toonzone fics he has paired with Pinky and the Brain who once tried to use his speed for world conquest but he was kidnapped beforehand. Still, he is the fastest of them all, and cats with cheese who hear the words "Arriba, Andale!!" should quake at the sound knowing of the humilation that will come[though of course the fools don't]

 
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172.128.93.113

The title of the last post was a redition of the LT theme if you didn't know

July 3 2002, 9:36 AM 

Sylvester
Voiced by: Mel Blace in old WB cartoons, Joe Alasky in TTA and Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Bill Farmer in Space Jam
First appearance: “Life with Feathers"{WB cartoon}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Technically it's 57
Turn ons: Hunting tweety birds and not getting pounded by grannies and dogs in the process, teaching his son the art of hunting
Turn offs: Getting pounded by grannies and dogs while hunting tweety birds, and that happens all the time
Friends: Probably the WB gang except for Tweety, Granny, and the dog population
Enemies: Tweety, Granny, Hector the dog and every other dog in a show, Speedy Gonzales and every mouse there is, Hippety Hopper
Birth: 1945
Death: ???

Suffering sucotash, has this character lived his life in pain! Even for a Looney Tune, Sylvester has dealt with lots of mishaps just for following his instincts to hunt birds and mice. His decades long pursuit of Tweety Bird has brought nothing but failure, bops on the head from her owner Granny, and poundings from the various dogs who protect the bird. And when he's gone after Speedy Gonzales, he's been outrun and outsmarted. Plus his efforts to make his son, Sylvester Jr, more ruthless in hunting birds and mice[which Jr thinks is barbaric and has shown his embrassment many a time by putting his head in a paper bag]have failed, most often at the hands and feet of runaway kangaroo Hippety Hopper, a.k.a a giant mouse in Sylvester's eyes.
Still, his most fame has been his pairings with Tweety, which has spanned time and many a series, in fact he spent several years with Tweety, Granny, and Hector the dog as a member of their little mystery solving group in "Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries", one of the first original series from KWB. That hpwever, gave him more bops and poundings and more of an empty stomach as his only reward. So as I said, following instincts has been pain inducing for this cat, as proven in "Toons and Doom" when his desire for eating Tweety got him dipped. However, he;s only a pussy cat, so he shall keep on the fight for as long as it takes, unfortunatly since he and Tweety are very popular, it will last a while- and so will the failure and pain.

Tweety Bird
Voiced by: Mel Blace in old WB cartoons, Joe Alasky in TTA and Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries, Bill Farmer in Space Jam
First appearance: “A Tale of Two Kittes"{WB cartoon}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Technically it's 59
Turn ons: Chirping and acting cute for Granney, helping out Granney, outwitting puddy tats
Turn offs: Getting hunted by puddy tats
Friends: Granney, dogs in general
Enemies: Sylvester and cats in general
Birth: 1943
Death: ???

This cute widdle birdie can get away with just about anything with charm, almost sickening charm, and his[or her]solding of bad old puddy tats. Puddy tats are what this speech impeded bird named Tweety have dealt with since his or her's creation in 1943. Partically it's Sylvester the cat who's given the bird the most trouble, although she has enough brains and grannies and dogs at her disposal to take care of that. That the bird has done for almsot 60 years, charming the public and hurting the cats, whether in Looney Tune cartoons, movies, or in the KWB show "Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries" However, Tweety has prety much always dealt with Sylvester, so unlike the other LT's she hasn't had many cartoons with different foes. It hasn't stopped the bird from any less fame and popularity however, though it did get Tweety a spot on Judge Doom's list of targets in "Toons and Doom" But again, Tweety fought off fellow target Sylvester and helped to defeat some of Doom's lackeys as well, using Sylvester of all people to do it. So don't think that cuteness and a strange voice are all she has, certainly Sylvester can let you know when the bandages are taken off of him.

 
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152.163.207.67

It's almost time...

July 3 2002, 10:18 AM 

After this response is our 100 response. So to celebrate, I had a very special request. Here goes:

It been a long time since our very first post of this topic which is the dreaded Dr. Gene Burrows. To honor the 100 response, can robert make a profile of him? I know he already done it, but with the info we get from our "24 1/2" stories and "The Life Story of Dr. Gene Burrows" story, we got enough for a special edition! Hey, it works for "The Toasty Histeria Picture Show" so why not here? Can you do it, robert? Don't forget to add the friends and enemies to it. Got to go. I will be waiting. (Suddenly, I become Sonic the Hedgehog here)

 
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172.160.95.171

A 4'th of July gift

July 4 2002, 9:48 AM 

I officlaly counted and this is to my count the 136'th profile we have made out of 100 posts, if we count the profiles of multiple people like the Rugrats and South Parkians as 1 profile. I think the 100'th actual profile was the one I did of Jeff Bennett. Still, it's the 100'th post, and that calls for a special edition of the 1'st

Gene Burrows/Slim Berry
Voiced by: Jim Carrey as a youngster, Gene Hackman as an adult and robot
First appearance: “24 Hours"{H! fic}
Age: 35 in human years, and he lived for about 10 years or so as a robot after being dead for about 5
Turn ons: Science, being taken seriously and proven right for his theories on his enemies, watching Young Frankenstein, spiders, exacting cruel, unmerciful vengence on his foes, using the personal pain of others to get at people, building brilliant, giant devices, using people to get what he wants, anything that involves the Histerians getting hurt
Turn offs: Simply, anything and anyone that gets in his way, which so far includes playfulness, annyoing stuff, his brother, the Histerians, and all their allies
Friends: Dr Doorhider for a time, Harry Norman for a time, Vincent Morre, William Shelton for a time
Enemies: The whole world, but more specifically the Histerians, Harry Norman Cy-Borg, Uncle Ritchie, Dr George Rees, Walter Koning, Scott Drawford, etc
Birth: 1965
Death[s]: 2000 twice, 2015

It all started in 1965, as James and Laraine Berry gave birth to their second child, a boy they called Slim Berry, to go along with their first son Wallace. It then really got started when James introduced Slim to the wonders of science and it's possibilty for creations that would change the world. But then things really got going when James and Lariane died of a car crash and Slim blamed their doctor for not saving them. Unfortunatly, that was just the first hint to the horrific life that this young man would grow up to have, which would span a name change, three events that nearly wrecked lives and the U.S itself, a change in species, and years of death.
As the years went by, Slim used humor, annoying humor as a matter of fact, to cover up his hurt, while he lived with his Uncle Richie[who gave him the fitting name of a black sheep]and Wallace. However that doesn't mean he liked doing it, as he had used it so long it became a bad habit which he wanted to break to be taken seriously as a scientist. A man named Dr Doorhider gave him that chance as he made him part of a strange experiment which elimated his need to make jokes. To complete his transformation, he decided his name had to be different. He got his first name Gene from his favorite actor Gene Wilder, and figured that since he wanted to burrow himself in the minds of whatever enemies he might have, that word would be a good last name. With that, Gene Burrows made his way out to make his way in the world.
After drifting around for a time after shcool, he finally found his way in a science organization in Long Beach, CA. There he was quickly befriended by fellow scientist Harry Norman, who was the first to share the same views on science Gene did. He went along with his work fine: until Harry started watching a TV show in his office. He loved it, but Gene couldn't stand it, finding it a prime example of the annoying, stereotypical humor he purged out of him and the humor he wanted to get rid of. He especially hated a young character who yelled all the time and a women who constanly got information wrong. We know who those two characters are and we know the show, don't we? Unfortunatly, so did Gene.
Still, he got more inspiration to create a world changing product, which in this case was a formula to change a person's apperance to their desire. He was going to wrap up it's production on a Febuary night before he presented it to the government the next day. Of course the mini marathon of, well, that show had to air at full blast with no way to turn it off thanks to pesky lab mice, which made him mess up a key portion of the formula. So when his demostration to the politicians the next day failed horribly, his boss had no choice but to fire Gene. But Gene had come too far and given up too much to go quietly, as he quickly figured out it was because of the two characters featured in the marathon that were to blame, the same two characters he always hated, Loud Kiddington and Miss Information. He had to get revenge and show the whole world that people like that could not go unpunished. And what better way to do that than show a day long marathon of them all over the world with no escape, then they'd have to see why they had to go because they were so difficult to deal with. He put this idea into practice on November 11'th, 1999.
The marathon had the effect on everyone that he wanted, but he didn't figure on what the targets themselves would do to strike back. Though Gene took out all modes of transportation to Long Beach except for walking through a field full of traps, the two got through them anyway, but were captured when they got to his house. At the end of the marathon, he ordered people to come to his house and finish the two off, which, as he anticipated, was what they were eager to do. But his old friend, Harry Norman, was already there, ready to rescue the two targets, and he did. This set the stage for the first of many climactic showdowns between Gene and the Histerians. In this one, Gene shot Miss Info and Harry, fell off his rooftop but grabbed on a flagpole, and then was knocked off by a falling Harry and was knocked unconsicious. He was tgaken to the hospital, and then to jail. The first crisis was over, and worse yet for him, Loud and Miss Info had become firends and were aware of their dimensions beneath their character functions. But Loud quickly forgot that when H! was officlaly taken off TV for good following the ordeal, and as he recovered, Gene was getting ready for plan B.
Plan B was to build a giant spider, conquer the country with it, and not give it up until the Histerians were done away with. He lured the Histerians to Washington D.C and then let the spider loose, after tying up the one who unwittingly gave him the chance to build it, Mr Smartypants, on Febuary 19'th, 2000, about a mouth after he got out of jail. He then intimidated Clinton into giving up power and gave his orders to the nation. Soon an army formed, which Gene chose to be led by Vincent Morre, after hearing Morre's story on how the marathon ruined him and his chances of being a doctor in order to get past the jokes about his name. The two were fast friends and partners in their quest, which despite all their power, failed badly. But the two got a new motivation when Vincent discovered that Loud and H! co-star Charity Bazaar had falling in love, which, as both of them feared, made Gene want to get rid of Charity. She was sent away before Gene's army of robotic spider[tiny ones]came to get them, but Vincent captured her later and she was taken to the White House to use as bait for Loud and friends. This set up battle no.2, again on a rooftop, where this time Loud was beaten badly, but Charity, Miss Info, and Harry subdued Gene and threw him off the roof. He was then pronounced dead. However, he was only dead as a human.
As it turns out, before the marathon Gene tried out a potion that would turn him into a robot if he died. But first he tried it on his borther Wallace, and it turned him into the character we call Cy-Borg. Cy-Bprg was then locked away, but that's a nother story that's finished off with the other Slim Berry. Anyway, Gene was now a robot, and he chased the 4 heroes aboard his giant spider. And as he did, they discovered that Gene had a backup plan to nuke Washington if the 4 weren't killed by the 4 PM deadline[something I never could have written before 9/11]As minutes went on, eventually it was Gene and Charity who battled to the death. To his credit, Gene almost killed her, but Charity trapped him in the room they were fighting in, and then made it so tow swinging consoles would crush him, starting a chain reaction which would destroy the robot before the nuke hit. It worked. Gene the robot was destroyed, and the long hate fulled life Gene had led which almost killed us all was over. And it only took 15 years to end that thought.
In 2007, an up and coming scientist named William Shelton found remains of a robot in a garbage pile. He rebuilt the robot, and guess who the robot turned out to be. For the next 8 years Gene gave William the idea that robots should be helping to run the world, and when no one else thought so, William turned evil to prove his point- just as Gene thought. Gene also knew William was a master of disguise, so he helped him use disguises to get close to a growing up Charity Bazaar, twice. The 24 day ordeal that would take place in 2015 was all planned out in Gene's head. When William, now one of the country's most men, got away from FBI capture, they found Gene and captured him He was willing to tell them what they needed to catch Shelton, but only to two people: FBI rookie Loud Kiddington and his wife, Charity. For the next few weeks he did just that, but he also got them to tell him bad secrets, including Charity's two encounters with strangers that ended, well, badly. Only Gene knew that those two men were Shelton, and when Loud found out about those two events, it caused a riff between them, just as Gene planned. Then when Shelton had Loud framed for murderign Charity, though Charity was Shelton's prisoner, Loud was put in Gene's cell and he almost killed Gene until he escaped, but was then caught by Shelton. Shelton, with Loud's boss Drawford in his pocket, wa nowplanning to have his army of robots, though they were all Histerians tuend into robots, attack the police as a message. But Loud got free and cleared his name and gave the police hints to stop them. However, Gene then took the time to show up for another showdown in which he revealed his role in the whole mess, much to Loud's anger. Again he almost killed Gene, but only Charity knew it was what Gene wanted all along, knowing it would ruin Loud forever. Loud didn't do it, but a robot controlled by Harry Norman came by and almost did. Gene killed it though and went over to finish off Loud and Charity as they recovering from a final battle with Shelton. However, Loud blasted him to pieces until all that was left was his head.
A few nights later everything returned to normal and Loud quit his job. However, his last assignment was to dump Gene's head into a vat of molten steel in Shelton's lab. Before he did Gene asked for some final words, which were this. "I'm not going to die. I'm never going to die until you do. The only way I'm dying is physically, never emotionally. I'm remembered by you in everything you do and will ever do. Deny it now, but it's the truth, the actual truth. What do you think life would be like for you without me? Do you actually think you'd be slightly remembered by anyone without the adventures I created for you? Do you really think you'd be thought by anyone as anything but just a character on a failed, one note TV show without me? And, most of all, do you really have any delusions that you'd have Charity's love without me, it only started because I made you so sad and gave her a reason to spend time with you in the first place, I highly doubt that could have ever happened if you had your precious normal life. Everything you are, everything you will become, is only because you were marked for termination and I felt like making a lot of sacrifices to do it. You can never get rid of me, until you die I never truly will." Though Gene did die, he left a fitting final speech. His long journey from aspiring scientist to mad robot was done, but the effect he had on people's lives, good or mostly bad, would never be finished until they were. That is why he is the most famous and terrifying character in Histeria fan fiction history.

 
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152.163.204.84

Thanks, robert...

July 4 2002, 3:39 PM 

It's been a long time since we did this. So why not go for the 2-0-0 post? Of course, I am not sure if we can do it, but hey, we get to 1-0-0 in one year, so why not? Time for new profiles! We still need to get Billie from "Animaniacs" in here, the Tiny Toons Adventures characters (Buster, Babs, Plucky, Shirley, and Fifi), the Eagle character, the Father Guido Sarducci character Don Novello played, The Raven, and of course Tom from "Loud's Histerical Wish" (I am not sure I want to wait until the sequel comes out for you to make it or not). Well, I got to go. See ya!

 
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172.172.236.32

2 down, 98 to go

July 6 2002, 9:21 AM 

Billie
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille
First appearance: “The World can Wait"{A! cartoon}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Toons and Doom"
Age: Probably 1 or 2
Turn ons: Basically, although she likes thinking up ideas and helping Brain to conquer the world[as well as make sarcastic comments that it won't work], her main love boils down to one word: Pinky
Turn offs: Brain's ego, failing to get through to Pinky, mice or hamsters that put the world before her, taking voice lessons
Friends: Brain and Pinky, and Snowball for a time although she was using him
Enemies: Wally Faust, Stewie Griffen, Judge Doom, all the other two mice's various enemies
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Though Pinky and Brain are very opposite, they have something in common other than trying for world conquest. They've both been liked by a female super smart lab mouse- though she's since fallen extremely hard for one, and not who you'd think. Bilie was courted by Brain at ACME LABS, but when he and Pinky went over, she wound liking Pinky more and laughing at all his nonsense. Then in a Cyro de Bergance moment, Pinky fed lines for Brain to use to talk to Billie later and it worked, but she was then placed in an experiment that made her super intellgent. Brain then left her to conquer the world before she beat him to it. But she returned, only in the 1940's, in the PatB ep "Brain Noir" in which she was captured by another former love of Billie, Brain's then biggest enemy, Snowball. But as it turned out, Billie was using Snowball as a plot to gain water rights to build the world's first water park for her one true love: Pinky. However, Pinky ran far away and slid down the water slide after she made her intentions quite clear with a pretty big kiss. She only appeared once more on TV in Brain's dream where the two mcie were TV stars and "Billie" was Sheila, Brain's wife who played Billie and was always bugging him for more screen time[not many fans liked that]
She never showed on TV, but she soon began a big career in fanfics. In the Toonzone classic fic "Circle Closing In" she played a big part in helping the mice defeat The Circle and therefore ensure the mice no longer had to live at Elmyra's. It was also revealed she may have had a previous encounter with Wall Faust before, but we haven't dicovered how. Pinky and Brain then moved to an ACME LABS in New York, and Billie soon joined them. From then on in, she aided their efforts to conquer the world and defeat those who would try the same thing, while making it a point to flirt with Pinky no less than 5 times an adventure. This formula kept in form in "Toons and Doom", and there, like in their other ordeals, it worked, or at least worked enough so they can plan to take over the world again tomorrow night. If that's not enough for Billie, at least she doesnt have to take voice lessons to chance her squeaky voice like when she was with Snowball, and he's near her true love enough to eventually get a shot at his affections- or drive Brain crazy in doing so, whichever comes first.

The Raven
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: “Superwriters"{H! ep}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Loud's Histerical Wish"
Age: Probably endless
Turn ons: Being the sidekick to Poe, although when he falls into a pit the raven in quick to call off that partnership, saying "Never more!" since that's the only word he speaks, darkness
Turn offs: Probbaly all the turn offs Poe has, like lightness and humor and people that want to turn his character into a bunny
Friends: Poe and his cronies
Enemies: Hemmingway and his cronies
Birth: ???
Death: ???

The Raven is basically Poe's sidekick in evil writing, though all he can say is "Never more" since that's what the Raven in Poe's classic story of the same name said. He sits on Poe's shoulder and laughs at the destruction Poe does to writing, but you can hit him by asking him to say never more if he wants you to hit him, and as I said, he can't say anything else. In "Loud's Histerical Wish" though, he was used as an effective scare tactic to scare Loud as he was stealing money from the Evil Scientist's vault, which made him run out and into the villains clutches. And later when Poe and his gang chased after Ernest Hemmingway's group, a whole army of ravens were used at one point, but that backfired on them. Poe and company, including the raven, are now far away from doing any more damage, but if you hear a cry of "Never more!" nearby you should probably get ready to see them.

 
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64.12.102.183

The parents of the Rugrats

July 6 2002, 11:12 AM 

Adults: Stu and Didi Pickles (Tommy and Dil’s parents), Drew and Charlotte Pickles (Angelica’s Pickles), Chas and Kira Finster (Chuckie and Kimi’s parents), Howard and Betty DeVille (Phil and Lil’s parents), Randy and Dr. Lucy Carmichael (Susie’s parents)
Voiced by: Jack Riley (Stu), Melanine Chartoff (Didi), Michael Bell (Drew, Chas), Tress MacNeille (Charlotte), Julia Kato (Kira), Phil Proctor (Howard), Kath Soucie (Betty), Ron Glass (Randy), and Cheryl Carter (Dr. Lucy)
First Appearances: Tommy And The Great White Thing (Stu and Didi), Tommy’s First Birthday (Drew, Howard, Betty), The Santa Experience (Charlotte), Barbecue Story (Chas), Rugrats In Paris (Kira), and Meet The Carmichaels (Randy and Dr. Lucy) (Rugrats episodes)
First appearance in an H! fic: “The Histeria! kids babysits the Rugrats” (Stu and Didi) and “A Big Histeria! Crossover Party” (The rest)
Ages: They won’t say
Turn ons: Stu: Inventing, reinventing and re-reinventing; Didi: Being a good mom, Dr. Lipschitz; Drew: Competing with Stu, adoring Angelica; Charlotte: Making deals, cell phones, Angelica; Chas: Chuckie, allergy-free days, his family; Kira: Chas, Kimi, being Chuckie’s new mom; Howard: Dozing off, doing what Betty wants; Betty: Being loud, marathons, fixing stuff; Randy: Being a dad, days when his friends don’t come over; Dr. Lucy: Pilot commercial jets, makes replica Tiffany lamps, doctoring
Turn offs: Stu: Explosions, shaving, and failed experiments; Didi: Setting a bad example for the children; Drew: Losing to Stu, being bullied by Angelica; Charlotte: Bad business deals, dirty diapers; Chas: Stress; Kira: Coco La Bouche; Howard: Not being able to get a word in edgewise; Betty: When babies get in the way; Randy: Talking about his show the “Dummi Bears”, when things go wrong, when friends or relatives dropped by; Dr. Lucy: When Susie complaints, when kids are bad
Friends: Each other, their kids, the H! cast, anyone who’s a good guy
Enemies: Coco La Bouche and her assistant Jean Claude, anyone who’s a bad guy
Birth: Long before their kids were born
Death: ???

All kids have parents, especially the great kids like the Rugrats. These parents did a good job raising their kids, though they don’t always watch them, and because of this the Rugrats go on their wild adventures.
Stu and Didi made their first contact with the H! kids when they called them to watch the kids while they and their friends are going somewhere. They got back after the heroes defeated Stewie

Note: Once again I got the turn ons and turn offs where I got the ones for the Rugrats

 
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172.173.124.141

Two more

July 8 2002, 9:15 AM 

Father Guido Sarducci
Played by: Don Novello
First appearance: “Saturday Night Live"
First apperance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live"
Age: Probably old
Turn ons: Religion and discussing religion for SNL and for the Vatican newspaper
Turn offs: People that talk against God, waiting a long time outside celbs houses for them to get home, Japanese prison[he was arrested for holding drugs at the time Paul McCarthy was arrested for the same thing]
Friends: The original SNL people, probably a lot of priests
Enemies: DaVinci
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Don Novello has spent about 25 or so years as this famous SNL character, appearing on SNL other shows, a movie, and even recording records as him. Father Sarducci is actually a colummnist for the Vatican newspaper, and appeared on SNL's Weekend Update segment to share his views. He later became a correspodent for the show and once talked to Paul and Linda McCarthy, and later when he went to Japan to follow the story of him being arrested for drug holding, he got arrested for the same thing. He was released though, and after he left SNL he did some tours, recorded some albums, and has appeared on such TV shows as Married with Children, Unhappily ever After, and Blossom[not the cartoon character] He then appeared on Histeria Night Live in a debate with Leonardo DaVinci himself, as Sarducci defended religion over science, calling DaVinci a "clueless skank" for saying otherwise. It was even more funny since he was basically talking to himself, because the man who plays Sarducci, Novello, also voiced DaVinci with the exact same voice and persona as Sarducci. That doesn't nessecary mean they got along though, no matter how much fame it got Novello, and it has gotten a lot.

Tom
Voiced by: Tom Ruegger
First appearance: “Loud's Histerical Wish"{H! fic}
Age: Probably middle age
Turn ons: Being a member of the Histeria Village Senate and currently being it's President
Turn offs: Living under the Scientist's rule
Friends: The H! kids and citizens
Enemies: If the sequel is finished, he'll have a lot more than he does now
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This is the other Tom Ruegger inspired creation of Loud's Histerical Wish, and fittingly, this one was related to the Godd Fairy, the other Ruegger character. But Tom is alive and he's been put in charge of Histeria Village after the Scientist's demise. He's been in politics for a long time and is one of the few survivors of the old government, so he was a good choice. He also made the H! kids advisors to him, since their exprience on the streets would come in handy. Evene with that, he has a hard task on his hands rebuilding the village from a decade of poverty and doom, but he seems equipped to handle it. Still, there are rumors that he will be tested greatly soon, well, eventually if not soon.

 
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205.188.192.152

Lesser known players

July 9 2002, 8:31 AM 

You know, of all the time we made profiles, we never gave credit to some characters who aren't known. So let's do that now.

Various nameless soldiers/any remaining nameless female soldiers/any remaining soldiers and citizens/Various angry citizens
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille, Billy West, Jeff Glen Bennett, Maurice LaMarche, Paul Rugg, and Nora Dunn
First appearance: "Another 24 Hours" (H! fic)

People who were angry at the Histerians because of the marathon and the attack on Washington. Some of them joined Gene's army. Some died during the story.

Guide
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First appearance: "Evil Histeria I: The Evil Rising" (H! FIC)

A man who did nothing but drove G. Gene and G. Vincent to the E. Histerians' hideout.

Cop #1 and Cop #2
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen (Cop #1) and Jeff Glen Bennett (Cop #2)
First appearance: "Evil Histeria I: The Evil Rising" (H! fic)

Two cops who, along with the police, arrive lated in the story. Arrested the E. Histerians.

Lab man
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "Evil Histeria I: The Evil Rising" (H! fic)

A scientist guy who helped G. Gene and G. Vincent in their battle against the Histerians.

Police chief
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "Evil Histeria II: The Histerians Strikes Back" (H! fic)

Head of the police whom encountered the evil version of Reverend Karris in Burbank. Arrested him after G. Gene captured him.

Lab guy and Suit Guy
Voiced by: Bill Nye (Lab guy) and Frank Welker (Lab guy)
First (and last) appearance: "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud" (H! fic)
Deaths: 2015

Two men who discovered that someone broken in the vault where the bad toons were kept. E. Loud recovered and killed them both.

General
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "Another 24 1/2 Hours" (H! fic)

A man who led the army against Slim Berry's robo-spider...and failed because of the spider's power source. Help the remaining Histerians tripped the robo-spider long enough for their friends to bring down the villain. Captured Slim Berry after the robo-spider's destruction.

FBI #1 and FBI #2
Voiced by: Jeff Glen Bennett (FBI #1) and Scott Glenn (FBI #2)
First appearances: "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud" (H! fic)

Two FBI men who mistaken the Histerians for the E. Histerians. Realized their mistake when they seen the Histerians who were supposed to be dead (namely the E. Histerians who were in prison). FBI #2 is Scott Drawford's alternative self.

Various nameless androids/any remaining androids
Voiced by: Jeff Glen Bennett, Maurice LaMarche, and Paul Rugg
First (and last) appearance: "Evil Histeria II: The Histerians Strikes Back" (H! fic)
Deaths: 2000

Robots who were created by E. Smartypants to captured G. Gene and G. Vincent. Succeeded in capturing after some diffcultly. Failed to stop the rebels.

Nathan's wife
Voiced by: Laraine Newman
First (and last) appearance: "Evil Histeria II: The Histerians Strikes Back" (H! fic)
Death: 2000

Nathan's wife, of course. Complained about Nathan not spending time with his family. Died in the attack on Washington.

Guard
Voiced by: Paul Rugg
First appearance: "Evil Histeria II: The Histerians Strikes Back" (H! fic)

The guard who checked on the Histerians. Found out that they escaped after he try to give a pencil to them. Reported their escape.


There, I think I should take a time out for now. Oh, we still need the parents (who appeared in "Loud's Histerical Wish") in there. Can robert do it for me, please? Got to go.

 
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172.171.139.109

Loud's Histerical Wish parents

July 10 2002, 9:38 AM 

Voiced by: Cress Summer, Laraine Newman, Jeff Bennett, Tress MacNeille
First apperance: "Loud's Histerical Wish"

These people are the parents of all our favorite kids: at least in the world of Histeria Village. These four were voice directors, and Senators who would pass on their power to their kids, or would have if the Evil Scientist hadn't taken over first. They were then ordered out by the Scientist, who then decided to make them orphans, and made the only kid who the parents hadn't named yet extremely loud[I don't have to say who that kid turned out to be, do I?]Give these people credit for naming the others and bringing them into the world, but unfortunatly they were taken away for good before they could do anything else.

 
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205.188.193.159

A few more people

July 10 2002, 12:17 PM 

Bob
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First appearance: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party" (H! fic)

Nothing much about this guy. Then again, he is the one who is Froggofan's friend. Plus he told him what Shadowman is up to. Did I mentioned he went to the party with Froggofan and they got help from Cy-Borg? Well, you know now!

Assorted agent
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen, Billy West, Frank Welker, and Jeff Glen Bennett
First appearance: "24 Days" (H! fic)

Besides being officers from the FBI, they were the ones who did a few things in the story. They raid on the motel where Miss Info is giving a speech, thinking Shelton was inside. Later, they were lured to Shelton's hideout by Shelton to be killed by the Histerian robots. Later discovering that Charity was alive, they got help from Loud in defeating the robots.

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Well I think I got all the lesser known players. I am still looking forward to the TTA profiles. Oh yeah, I want the Jeremy, Stranger, and Hunter profiles in here as well. I know they are Shelton's disguises, but why not?

 
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205.188.192.22

More South Park citizens

July 11 2002, 11:31 AM 

Mr. Mackey
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First appearance: "South Park"
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Adult
Turn ons: Counseling, doing it, drugs at one time, saying m'kay
Turn offs: Kids who do bad things like drugs, disruption in school, questions about his head
Friends: The South Park school staff, the kids at times, the rest of South Park
Enemies: Barbara Streisand (I think), the planetarium owner, anyone I miss
Birth: Before the 90s
Death: ???

The school counsellor at South Park elementary, he is the own who needs it more. One time, he did drugs after he lost his job because he passed out marijuana to the children. He got it back (his job, I mean) later after he recovered. At one time, he have a very, uh, "special" relationship with Ms. Chonondik.
In the H!/South Park crossover story, he met the H! adults along with Principal VIctoria and Officer Barbrady. Miss Info ask about his head. He refused to comment. Later, he introduced the H! kids (although the South Park boys knew them already) to the South Park children. He took control of class after Mr. Garrison chased Toast out. Later, when the boys caused more trouble for the H! kids, he warned them not to caused trouble. He didn't show up again, but look for him to show up in future South Park episodes.

Jimbo and Ned
Voiced by: Matt Stone (Jimbo) and Trey Parker (Ned)
First appearance: "South Park"
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Same age as Stan's parents
Turn ons: Hunting, drinking, hosting a TV show, telling stories about their Vietnam days, smoking at one time (Ned's)
Turn offs: Stanley not shooting things, when the boys get in trouble because of them, annoying things, not talking much (Ned's), losing an arm (Ned's), losing his voice-box (Again, Ned's)
Friends: The citizens and the children of South Park, their Vietnam buddies
Enemies: Towelie, the Viet Cong army, any animals they hunted
Birth: Before the boys were born
Death: ???

Important citizens of South Park (sort of). Jimbo is Stan's uncle who hosts a TV show called Huntin' & Killin', which he talks about animals and maybe shoot the heck out of them. His buddy Ned is his co-host and buddy from Vietnam. Of course, he got two problems. One is because he smokes a lot, he injures his lungs and has to use voice box (which is why his voice sounded liked a robot). At one time, Jimbo and Ned once took the boys to the mountains for hunting. He took an interest in Kenny after Stan refused to kill an animal. Anyway, they liked to tell stories about their Vietnam days. However, at one time, Jimbo made some parts up and that got the boys in trouble. Talk about your Vietnam, uh, "commies" (I couldn't think of anything, all right?!)
In the H!/South Park crossover story, they show up late in the story and got upset because they didn't get to kill Gene's clone. They decided on shooting Towelie instead. Weird, huh?

Mayor McDaniels
Voiced by: Mary-Kay Bergman (Episodes 1-46); Eliza Schneider (47+)
First appearance: "South Park"
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Lady-like
Turn ons: Publicity for herself
Turn offs: Not doing a good gob, not getting publicity, being incompetent, being accused of having links to the Japanese Mafia, when things go wrong in South Park
Friends: The citizens of South Park, her assistants, some celebs, anyone I miss
Enemies: Barbara Streisand, any sort of psychopath
Birth: Did I need to go on?
Death: ???

She is, of course, the mayor of South Park. But she doesn't do a good job. She tries to get publicity for herself and any attempt to do so made her look worse. Her assistants make all her decisions so she doesn't look like a woman who choose for herself. She is also incompetent and denies any connection to the Japanese Mafia.
In the H!/South Park crossover story, her assistants gave her a paper that gets the H! kids in their right grades by next year. Mephesto and Kevin came in and warned her about Gene's clone. There was some trouble since Officer Barbrady is in a bar and is probably drunk like heck. After the H! and South Park adults arrived and told her what is going on, she called Jimbo and Ned and told them to get their weapons so they can killed the clone. They arrived late and she took her anger out on Officer Barbrady. 'Nuff said.

 
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172.138.228.198

William Shelton's three characters

July 11 2002, 4:42 PM 

Jeremy
Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First appearence:[and last]"24 Days"

William Shelton's first major disguise was as this proper college student who attended school with Charity, and protected her from brainless males. They struck up a connection which abruptly ended when Charity let her feelings get out of control. She kissed him, which gave the man a heart attack. The two then decided to keep it a secret so Loud wouldn't know and they never saw each other again- at least she never saw him as Jeremy again.

Stranger
Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First appearence:[and last]"24 Days"

Shelton's second character appeared on the eve of the Loud/Charity wedding, and like the first, he went for Charity. She was at a bar ruing over everything and this stranger helped her by getting her to drink. the next thing she knew, she was in another person's bed, most likely this strangers. She kept this from Loud of course until the events of 24 Days brought it out, but she was exonerated from doing anything when it was discovered Shelton was the stranger, nothing happened, and it was a setup.

Hunter
Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First appearence:[and last]"24 Days"

Shelton's final character was a hunter who showed up after Charity was "murdered" He told police he heard Loud and Charity arguing, gun firing afterwards, and gave out other "evidence" that pointed to Loud as the killer. However, Shelton didn't quite clean himself up before disguising himself which gave Loud the clue that it was Shelton setting it up. Of course he was taken to jail despite that, and the hunter/Shelton walked away...for now.

 
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152.163.189.131

More lesser known characters

July 11 2002, 5:35 PM 

Pip the soda jerk
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First (and last) appearance: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy (H! fic)

A soda jerk who worked at Wendy's. Gave the fries and sodas to Loud and Froggo. Didn't believed that the world was going to end until Loud ran out. Died when the Vogons destroyed the world.

Fuzzy alien
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First appearance: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy" (H! fic)

One of the aliens at Toast Beeblebrox's president party. Noticed that Toast was carrying a tiny bomb. Too late, though.

Sumo wrestler
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First (and last) appearance: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy (H! fic)

Created from the missiles after Loud presses a button on the Heart of Time. Was trying to figured out everything after that. Died after it landed splatted on the planet.

Galaxy Cops
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First (and last) appearance: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy (H! fic)

Hired to captived Toast Beeblebrox. One sounded like John Ratzenberger, while the other sounded like Sammy Davis Jr. The second cop hasn't written any novels, so he was pretty mad. Both died when their pack thingies exploded.

Driver
Voiced by: Billy West
First appearance: "Death Takes A Toll" (H! fic)

Drove the gang to CDM in Washington D.C.

Guy in robe
Voiced by; Billy West
First appearance: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy" (H! fic)

Let Toast, Charity, and Froggo in to see the mice (namely Pinky and the Brain).

Reporter aliens
Voiced by: Jeff Glen Bennett and Frank Welker
First appearances: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy (H! fic)

Both interviewed Toast Beeblebrox after he became President of The Galaxy. Both witnessed the coming of the Heart of Time. Both also witnesses Toast stealing it. Both failed to stop him.

KGB agent
Voiced by; Jeff Glen Bennett
First appearance: "The Russian Revolution" (H! episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: I don't know. Maybe this one?

These guys are used by Stalin to keep order (or be purged) in Russia. Two appeared in "The Russian Revolution" episode. This guy played an Vogon guard whom throw Loud and Froggo off the Vogon ship.

Hologram
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy" (H! fic)

Appeared to warn the crew of the Heart of Time to stay away from Magrathea. Toast isn't willing to listen. The third time, he warned them about the missiles. Have a nice day.

Deep Voice
Voiced by: James Earl Jones
First appearance: "The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy" (H! fic)

A parody of Deep Voice from "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", he told the Magratheans the answer: 42. Plus, the Earth was made to find out the question. Read the real books for more.

The Histerian's Guide To The Galaxy
Voiced by: JusSonic (me)

First time I played someone else than myself, I narrated the whole story like the book did in "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" movie. Cool, huh?

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I got all the lesser known players but the Waiter from the Mr. Smartypants/Miss Info romance story. Maybe robert would like to do that, hmm? Oh, and don't forget the turn ons, turn offs, friends, enemies, etc this time. I think we had enough. Got to go!

 
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172.154.15.215

The Waiter

July 15 2002, 4:27 PM 

Voiced by: Billy West
First apperance: "Our final origin of couples story....we think"{fanfic}
Age: Probably in his 30's
Turn ons: Famous people coming to his resteraunt, fame for the resteraunt
Turn offs: Uneventful days
Friends: None we know of
Enemies: None we know of
Birth: ???
Death: ???

The waiter who served Mr Smartypants and Miss Information on their first date is basically, just known as the waiter from what we know, but he was happy to see some famous people in his resteraunt, for he was getting tired of boring days. Certainly that night was not boring, which he told the other H! characters when they showed up to check things out. But they were too distracted by that to give out an encore show to pay for the damage one of Loud's yells did, so why does he bother wasting his breath?[Chit can certainly relate]

 
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205.188.197.157

A few things

July 17 2002, 7:43 PM 

I think it is time we introduced a new fan-fiction around here. I think we should get straight to 24 1/2 Days. Want to get to it robert?

Also, the Tiny Toons profiles aren't here yet. We still need Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Shirley the Loon, and Fifi LaFume. Can you get those for me.

And, can you do me a big favor? Can you also do a profile on the Histeria Haters League (as seen in "The Revenge of the Villains")? I would really appreciated it. I got future plans for this group, believe me.

Well, I got to go. Bye!

 
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172.167.90.198

H! Haters League

July 18 2002, 9:01 AM 

Members: Evil Loud, Stewie Griffen, Him, Cave-Guy, Alpha, Bane, Dr Laura, Gossamer, the Evil Scientist
Voiced by: Cody Ruegger, Seth McFarlane, Tom Kane, Jeff Bennett, David Warner, Henry Silva, herself, Frank Welker, Maurice LaMarche
First appearance as a group: “Revenge of the Villians"{H! fic}
Age: Loud is 10, Stewie's 1, Him is ageless, the rest are middle aged adults or monsters
Turn ons: Bringing revenge and pain onto the Histerians for their defeats
Turn offs: Anything other than bringing revenge and pain
Friends: Their various allies and themselves
Enemies: The Histerians of course

All these villains have gone up against the Histerians and lost or are looking to take them out for some strange reason. Evil Loud Kiddington was able to get them all together, with the aid of Him's magic, and these 9 were able to form the Histeria Haters Club. They were hoping to have only 1 mission together, which was to lure the Histerians to a house and trap them until they were killed. Well, they did trap them, although Bane had to come over to get them there, and then the villains split up to get their targets. The Evil Scientist and Gossamer were assigned to Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob, Alpha got Froggo and Aka, Bane was ordered to assasinate Sammy and Chit, Cave Guy tried to kill Harry, Toast, Pepper, and Nostradamus[he especially wanted Nostradamus since he sounded like him], Him sought the writers and Charity's cousin, Dr Laura got Miss Info, Lydia, and Smartypants, Stewie went after Father Time and WOW, and evil Loud, of course, waited for Loud and Charity to come to him. Naturally, in their own special way, they all failed, and naturally, it ended with the two Louds facing off, and, in a timely spoof of "Spider-Man", everyone was saved[but not before Charity once again kicked the stuffing out of evil Loud]All except Him and Dr Laura were taken to jail and evil Loud went back to his own universe, but as word has it, the H! Haters Club might somehow have one more mission to kill left in them, so let's be careful.

Other points: I'd like to do the next 24 1/2 when you get it started, though it would be the final story having anything to do with Gene or his memories, so it would be the end of an era, though one the H! gang wanted to end when it started. Also, it seems R6 wants help in his next story, so should one of us do that soon, since, well, he hasn't been around for what seems like ages and this brought him back. And I'm a little rusty on the TTA gang, so their profiles will come later.

 
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152.163.207.194

A suggestion

July 18 2002, 11:36 AM 

Thanks for the H! Haters League profile. Appreciate it. And yes, I can wait for the TTA gang profiles. I can do that.

Can I make a suggestion though? I am planning on starting on the "24 1/2 Days" story, but I need a trailer for the same reason you made a trailer for your 24 Days story. Can you do the trailer? You can do anything you want with it, be creative if you like, as long as you remember that the actors are Jim Carrey (Slim Berry/Gene Burrows), Edward Norton (Older Loud Kiddington), Laraine Newman (Charity Bazaar, Miss Information), Jeff Goldblum (Jeff Livingson), Natalie Portman (Natalie Morre), Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (The Metal Bodyguard), and Frank Welker (Vincent Morre II). Do you get all that? Great, I hope you can do it. Got to go. See ya!

 
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165.121.88.226

Hmmm....

July 21 2002, 6:33 PM 

Are any of us writers gonna be in 24 1/2 Days? You did say its several years along the way in the future, so what became of us? And I read the story so far, it's very engaing. Speaking of engagement, there's a piece of a diamond statue I need to chip and cut... (Btw, that last sentence refers both to Super H! Bros. and to the fact that you siad you wanted Lydia in the next part.)

Speaking of Lydia, anyone doing a profile on her? (Sorry, but profiles aren't really my strong point, except on me and my creations, though I did add a lot of Lydia backstory)

 
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64.12.96.202

To tell you the truth, R6...

July 21 2002, 6:45 PM 

I was hoping to make a story that doesn't have the writers in for once (like in "24 Days, although robert made it all by himself), but if you like we might try to put you in. Maybe...

As for a profile on Lydia...I think robert is also good in that apartment also, so why not him? Anyway, I got to go, and if BB is reading this, the Kiddington boy that's named after you is in the "24 1/2 Days" story. Peace!

 
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205.188.209.134

More profiles needed

August 1 2002, 9:41 AM 

While I am waiting for the TTA profile to appear, I think I will take this time to make new profiles suggestions. Now that 24 1/2 Days is done and over with, here they are.

1.Vincent Morre II
2.Leon Houser
3.Cinnamon
4.Smiling Kelly
5.Natalie Morre
6.Jeff Livingson
7.The Metal Bodyguard
8.BB Kiddington
9.Toadster
10.Shane Muldoon
11.Susanna Squashanna (Although I don't know who voice her on the show, I did however put a grown up voice of her in the fiction)

I think you got plenty of time to do this, robert, so use it well.

 
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172.143.23.42

Vincent Morre II

August 2 2002, 4:52 PM 

Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance[and last]: "24 1/2 Days"{fanfic}
Age: Probably in his mid 30's
Turn ons: Revenge on those he think wronged him and the cooperation of those he wants to help him, proving to his sister that his ideas are right
Turn offs: The Histerians, his sister's protests, uncooperative help, and everything else his father hated
Friends: Muldoon, The Metal Bodyguard, Slim Berry for a very brief time
Enemies: The Histerians, Jeff Livingson, Drawford, Slim
Birth: About 6-7 years before his father got killed
Death: 2028

Other than the name, it's rather clear that Vincent Morre II is the son of Vincent Morre, the man who helped Gene Burrows almost kill the Histerians in Washington D.C in the year 2000. Like his dad, he got teased for his name, but this one also had the plan of living with being reminded everydya of what his dad did. His sister Natalie preferred to ignore it, but Vincent, almost predictably, took the other route: revenge, against the kids that aided in his father's death and destruction. However, he didn't get the chance until minutes after he joined the FBI, when he discovered Slim Berry.
After this, he hired Shane Muldoon and The Metal Bopdyguard to help him break Slim out. During that day he also met Loud, who was brought in to help him adjust, but that didn't deter Vincent from his quest for vengence. Slim was taken away and Morre soon met up with him to plan their next move. This involved going to his sister's factory to activate spider ninjas to capture the H! gang and kill their kids. The kids weren't killed, but they did capture their other targets, and Vincent prepared for his payback, while slowly becoming more and more deranged.
Once Natalie found that out, their ties were severed but Vincent was determined to prove to her he was right, while in the meanwhile, thanks to Natalie, Slim's vengence quest was weakening, and Vincent even had to shoot him once to convince him to stay and watch the Histerians die. However, when their army of mutant robots failed, Vincent had Slim turn into a bot himself to finish them off. But just when Natalie had him convinced not too, Vincent slashed the top half of Slim's body in two, but before he took care of Loud, the H! kids tackled him. Finally the Feds arrived and shot him twice, with one shot bringing down a metal plate which crushed Vincent- just like his dear old dad. With that, the second and final effort from the Morre clan to kill our heroes came to a bloody- but deservingly bloody- end.

 
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172.144.204.30

A 24 1/2 good guy and girl

August 5 2002, 4:41 PM 

Natalie Morre
Voiced by: Natalie Portman
First apperance: "24 1/2 Days"{fanfic}
Age: Probably in her mid 30's
Turn ons: Running her factory and most likely everything her brother hates
Turn offs: Revenge and evil
Friends: The Histerians, her employees, and eventually Slim Berry
Enemies: Her brother
Birth: About 6-7 years before her father got killed
Death: ???

For every evil maniac, there must be a polar opposite, and you couldn't get one mroe polar than Vincent Morre II'd's sister Natalie. Instead for vengence, she chose to run some sort of factory that produces machanical objects, and has the ability to have metal spiders built too. But the spiders were, as she found out when it was too late, used by her brothers to release Slim Berry and capture the Histeria adults. However before she foudn that out she seemed to have struck a connection with Slim, which she apperantly was determined to keep going to stop him from killing his enemies when she discovered the truth. She told him he had wasted 30 years of his life and other various pleas for renoucing evil, but it appeared that it had no effect. Vincent, meanwhile was determined to prove to her that his way was correct, and went to extreme means to do it which finally failed.
Finally, just before a robotic Slim was to kill Loud, Natalie stepped in for one final plea. But this time, Vincent was determined to shut her up for good, however, before he did, Loud stopped him. Natalie took this chance to prove that if Loud saved her, he wasn't so bad, which had some effect before Vincent sliced Slim's metal head and stomach in two. But after the battle ended and Vicnent was killed, Slim was rebuilt, turned back into a human, and was sent back to jail. This time however, Slim was ready to try his hand at being rehabiliated, all because of, and thanks to the help of, Natalie- someone who we now have good reason to be eternally grateful to.

Jeff Livingson
Voiced by: Jeff Goldblum
First apperance: "24 1/2 Days"{fanfic}
Age: Mid 30's
Turn ons: Science
Turn offs: The Histerians, his sister's protests, uncooperative help, and everything else his father hated
Friends: The Histerians and their kids, Drawford and the FBI, Harry Norman
Enemies: Vincent Morre II, The Metal Bodyguard, and the metal spiders
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Harry Norman, as famous as he is, couldn't work at science forever, so he left it and the Long Beach science community he ran behind. And Jeff Livingson was the one chosen to keep it going when he left. We don't know much about how he did that before he was called over by FBI director Drawford to look at some devices sent by Vincent Morre II, but by now everyone knows what he did afterwards. After a power outage, Jeff exmained what happened further and found that the outage gave Morre and The Metal Bodyguard theiur chance to succesfully free Slim Berry. But before he could warn the Histerians, the metal spiders tried to kill him, however they failed. Jeff got there just as the spiders began their attack on the Histerians, but he only succeded in saving the kids. He then took them to the factory where they were being held and they formed an alliance to save the kids parents. However, they had to get past The Metal Bodyguard to get to them, and they did, but then they had to battle the mutant looking robots in the Battle Geniuses cage. Jeff stopped that threat by giving the bots a virus that shut them down, and he also killed TMB. Afterwards he helped in rebuilding Slim and turning him human again, finshing his job of being a hero like his former boss, and reassuring us that like 30 years before, our heroes have a great ally from the field of science.

 
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172.151.80.49

Two more 24 1/2 villains

August 6 2002, 4:26 PM 

Correction- Livingson's turn offs: Being called a "replacement"

Shane Muldoon
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First apperance: "24 1/2 Days"{fanfic}
Age: Mid 30's
Turn ons: Making money from various team ups, business
Turn offs: Showing remorse, horrible injuries
Friends: Vincent Morre II, The Metal Bodyguard
Enemies: The Histerians and various other peoples he probably made enemies of
Birth: Years before his father's death in 2000
Death: ???

Shane Muldoon, unlike the other H! villains, chose to ignore the fact a family member suffered when encountering the Histerians, in this case his father, Robert Muldoon, a part of Gene Burrows army in Washington who died. Instead of mourning, he turned to becoming a sort of hit man who worked for anyone who could pay him, and to help him, he convinced a wrestler to become a robot, a.k.a The Metal Bodyguard. The job they took to help Vincent Morre II free Slim Berry and kill the Histerians was no different to them than any other job, but it would be their last. Even after The Metal Bodyguard was beaten and torn apart Muldoon showed no worry, instead he went into the shadows during the final battles with SLim and Vincent to wait for his chance to kill the H! gang by surprise. However, Loud showed him the bad injury he suffered when his hand got cut off, and it sickened him too much for him to carry on. He was taken to jail, where his business pratices hopefully won't be needed for a long time.

The Metal Bodyguard
Voiced by: The Rock
First apperance[and last]: "24 1/2 Days"{fanfic}
Age: Since he's now a robot, it doens't matter
Turn ons: Speaking in the first person, aided Shane Muldoon, wrestling, beating up people
Turn offs: Enemies and foes of his
Friends: Shane Muldoon
Enemies: The Histerians and their kids, Jeff Livingson, and I'm sure other wrestlers hated him
Birth: ???
Death: 2028

This guy started out as a wrestler[obviously considering who was chosen to voice him], but a man named Shane Muldoon gave him the chance to be ultra powerful in the ring by being a robot. And when he got too good for that,, he joined him as a busienss partner and as the muscle of the duo. The Metal Bodyguard had done that part well, and did his part in freeing Slim Berry for Vincent Morre II as well. However, he disguised himself in human garb and sunglasses so we couldn't tell he was a robot, but it was very obivous- especially when a battle with Jeff Livingson and the H! kids revealed his metal skin. He tried to kill them, but he was crushed thanks to Toadster, and then when he came back, Livingson blasted him to bits. Apperantly after that his parts were melted down, so we can longer smell what he was cooking, thank goodness.

 
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172.156.113.37

The new H! love team

August 9 2002, 8:46 AM 

BB Kiddington
Voiced by: Cody Ruegger
First apperance: "Histeria: The Next Generation"{fanfic}
Age: About 11 or so
Turn ons: Hanging with his friends, listening to his parents stories on their adventures, being with Smiling Kelly
Turn offs: People trying to hurt his friends and family
Friends: The other H! kids, their parents, Jeff Livingson
Enemies: Vincent Morre II, Shane Muldoon, The Metal Bodyguard, Slim Berry- although they're all taken care of
Birth: Around 2016 or 2017
Death: ???

Here's a fititng offspring for Loud Kiddington and Charity, only without the yelling[at least most of the time]Other than that, BB basically seems like a normal kid, surprising since normal is not what you'd use to describe his parent's life or the lifes of the parents of his other friends. And one of those friends, Smiling Kelly, was one he wanted to get especially, well, close to the night his parents held a party for all Histerians. But of course, Vincent Morre II ordered an army of spiders to catch their parents and kill the kids. However, with the help of Jeff Livingson, they got away.
Soon, they headed for the villains hideout, but before they did, BB and Kelly finally got together, but it was Kelly who told him her feelings first. After a brief first kiss though, they had to go to fight evil. They got past The Metal Bodyguard and mutant looking robots, but it was when Morre attacked Loud that BB came and fought. He and Morre fought a huge battle in just a few minutes, proving BB had inherited that skill from his Dad. Finally, the other kids joined him in holding him off until the FBI came and finished him. BB had always loved hearign about his Dad's adventures, but after that he was not so ready to be in more. Fortunatly, it doesn't look like he will and he now has Kelly to keep him busy enough.

Smiling Kelly
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille
First apperance: "Histeria: The Next Generation"{fanfic}
Age: About 11
Turn ons: Hanging with her friends, especially BB
Turn offs: Poeple that threaten BB and friends
Friends: BB Kiddington and the other H! kids, the H! parents, Jeff Livingson
Enemies: The villains in 24 1/2 Days although they're finished with
Birth: 2016 or 2017
Death: ???

Kelly is Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob's daughter, but seems to have gotton her smarts and other stuff from Cho-Cho, and it seems she has a little bit of Charity in her too. For those reasons, BB Kiddington quickly fell for her, and tried to tell her that before metal spiders came to kill them and capture their parents. Kelly tried an idea at one point that she thought would make them have to kill the parents to kill them, and that's not what they came to do- true, the spiders got them out of the way quickly, but it was good on paper. Jeff Livingson came and saved them however, and they all went to save their parents.
Before they headed inside the factory though, Kelly dropped a bombshell for BB: she said she loved him just like he loved her. They kissed, and then went to battle metal bodyguards and robots and Morre and whatnot. After BB's stunning battle with Morre, Kelly and the others came to BB's rescue, and Kelly told Morre she would not let him kill her boyfriend. Of course with the kids and the FBI's help, he didn't. Now, like Loud and Charity before them, BB and Kelly are starting their own relationship, and hopefully without so many battles to prove it.

 
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172.169.219.226

Winding down with the kids

August 12 2002, 4:31 PM 

Leon Houser
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: "Histeria: The Next Generation"{fanfic}
Age: About 11
Turn ons: Hanging with his friends, his parents action movies
Turn offs: Enemies of his friends
Friends: The H! kids and their parents, Jeff Livingson
Enemies: The villains in 24 1/2 Days although they're finished with
Birth: 2016 or 2017
Death: ???

Leon is Pule and Susanna's son, and he seems more like the young Pule, only more of an action fan since his parents are action stars. He's a pal of the other H! kids and he encouraged BB to go after Kelly before the spiders came. Then he went into the big battles against Morre and his robots, and went along with the kids when they attacked Morre at the end. And after that, it seems certain that although he likes watching death defying stuff on screen, he'd prefer not seeing it in person.

Cinnamon
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille
First apperance: "Histeria: The Next Generation"{fanfic}
Age: About 11
Turn ons: Hanging with his friends, and probably all the likes that his dad Toast has
Turn offs: People that threaten BB and friends
Friends: The H! kids and their parents, Jeff Livingson
Enemies: The villains in 24 1/2 Days although they're finished with
Birth: 2016 or 2017
Death: ???

Cinnamon is Toast and Pepper's son, and there's pretty much no doubt about that at all. He seems just like Toast with his saying "dude" all the time and using surf lingo, but he doesn't have Pepper's shrieking. He also seems to get things wrong like Toast, but also seems just as lovable. He then went on to do everything the other kids did in the battles in 24 1/2 Hours, with the whole fighting for his life and battling villains thing, just like his folks. Thus we prove again that some traditions never die.

Cinnamon
Voiced by: Natahn Ruegger
First apperance: "Histeria: The Next Generation"{fanfic}
Age: About 11
Turn ons: Hanging with his friends, keeping out of people's business
Turn offs: People that threaten BB and friends
Friends: The H! kids and their parents, Jeff Livingson
Enemies: The villains in 24 1/2 Days although they're finished with
Birth: 2016 or 2017
Death: ???

Cinnamon is apperantly Froggo and Aka's son somehow, but we'll likely find more about that later on. He seems pretty private like his dad and isn't very interested about other people's lives. However, he's not so eager to do that that he won't give advice occasionally. He also achieved the biggest action scene of all the kids other than BB, as he crushed The Metal Bodyguard with an Episode II like machine, even though it didn't kill him. And like the others, he battled machines and Morre during that fateful night.

 
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205.188.193.56

Uh....

August 12 2002, 6:45 PM 

correct me if I am, robert. But isn't Cinnamon a girl (as seen in one of Mike's fan-arts)? And also you put down her name twice (in the thrid profile of that "profile". it is supposed to be Toadster. Just correcting you.

I will wait for you to put down Susanna's profile (although I don't know who voiced her on the show, I am sure you can anyway).

One more thing, can you make a trailer for "Histeria: Metal Madness" like you did with 24 1/2 Days? You are better with those kind of things then I am. Can't forget that Christopher Walken and Adam Sandler are in it. Got to go. See ya!

 
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205.188.195.46

A request to ask of you...

August 20 2002, 11:43 AM 

While I am waiting for the Susanns and TTA profiles, I made as well make of you. Can you make two new profiles of Dr. Harry Norman and Vincent Morre? While you already did, I got a two good reasons. 1.With new stories including Harry, we made as well put some in, and 2. I want to see who Harry and Vincent's enemies are. Plus, since you did make a special edition of post 1, I figured why not with Harry and Vincent? Can you do that? I got to get going. Bye!

 
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152.163.201.148

Harry and Vincent

August 21 2002, 9:08 AM 

Harry Norman
Voiced by: Geoffery Rush
First apperance: "24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Currently in his mid 30's
Turn ons: Science, working in the scientific community, TV shows he thinks is funny no matter what others may think, teaming with the Histerians
Turn offs: Having to team with the Histerians in circumstances like life threatining battles, narrow minded people, the various enemies he's had over the years
Friends: The Histerians and his science colleagues
Enemies: Gene Burrows, Vincent Morre, Slim Berry, Christopher Zarret, Him, the H! Haters Club, William Shelton
Birth: Mid 60's
Death: No sooner than 2028

Harry Norman, like Gene Burrows, started off as a regular scientist. However once Harry started watching Histeria!, their lives would never be the same. Though Gene despised it, Harry loved it, which displayed Harry's sense of humor, a trait Gene had sacrificed to get this far. Nevertheless, Harry continued watching it and doing his work, but when he went out of town for a weekend in Febuary 1999, he missed the evnts that made Gene lose his job and any goodness he had left. Harry tried and failed to contact him and heard nothing about him until the marathon in November, which made him decide to go cross country to stop him. But as a backup, he called the remaining stars of Histeria and along with Nikola Tesla, tried to create a device that would interrupt the marathon, but Gene's robot spiders stopped them. Still, by then Harry had arrived at Gene's house ready for action.
He rescued Loud and Miss Info from their trap and got them inside Gene's control room, then he got them on TV so they could make jokes funny enough to lessen the anger of the mob Gene has created. But Gene wasn't deterred and he drove them onto the roof for a battle. There, Harry took a bullet for Loud, and came up with an almost fatel idea- Loud would make Gene use up all his bullets, and then Harry would jump off the roof and force Gene to lose his grip on the flagpole he was hanging off of. It worked, and Harry didn't get hurt at all because he landed on a nearby Tesla.
From then on, Harry became a trusted friend and recurring allie to the Histerians, but for that he was once again targeted by Gene during the battles in Washington, though this time he had less to do, but he was an advice giver to Charity during her tell Loud about her feelings for him or not dillema. He showed up at the end of the Histerians first showdown with the evil H! crew, then he dropped by for the 2 year anniversary of the Washington battle and wound up being part of their struggle against a visiting Him. But he returned to a bigger role when they battled Slim Berry, who conicidentatly he had talked to during a lecture he was giving at a convention and told him all about Loud. He didn't beat himself up for it however, and he helped to track Slim down and get him arrested for the first time. Luckly Slim spared him in the sequel, but the Histeria Haters Club did not and neither did Gene's first partner Christopher Zarret, but he survived. He survied long enough to take charge of the Long Beach science community in fact, then he lended his services once more when Gene and William Shelton threatened his friends in 2015. Although Shelton shoved him down a flight of stairs, Harry recovered enough to build a remote controlled robot that saved Loud and Charity from Gene, and it also got him new fame for himself. About 10 years later he apperantly carried that fame to retirement- and you must agree it was a well deserved one.

Vincent Morre
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance[and last]: "Another 24 Hours"{fanfic}
Age: Early 30's
Turn ons: Revenge against anyone that made fun of him or stopped his quest to not be made fun of, people that share his views, finding jobs to help make people forget his name
Turn offs: Everyone who made fun of him, the Histerians, not getting revenge,
Friends: Gene Burrows, his wife and kids: Vincent Morre II and Natalie Morre
Enemies: The rest of the world, but most prominintly the Histerians and the army he was put in charge of
Birth: Mid-late 60's
Death: Febuary 20'th, 2000

[This summary is pretty much a copy of the last one, but aside from his kids there isn't much of anything new about him to write about, and it describes him well enough]

Peter Lorre and Vincent Price are two of the most impersinable actors in movie history- so in a way that's where all the trouble started. And about 40 years after Lorre's last picture and 10 years after Price's, the man who somehow got their names became more famous than both of them combined: but for evildoing in real life. Oh, and the actual name to go on is Vincent Morre.
Being known mostly for having the first name of a famous actor and a similar last name to another one never sat well for Vincent. Who knows why he didn't just change his name, maybe it was pride or a blind desire to think it didn't matter if he did well in life, but if he ahd changed it he probably wouldn't have thought of doing what he did later. We never knew how well he took his troubles on his wife and two kids, but it was enough for his son Vincent to understand his plight and take physcotic revenge 30 years later, unlike his daughter. But in the present, he finally decided that perhaps if he did something worthwhile, it would help stop the teasing. His way to do it? Become a doctor of medicine. But his hopes rided on passing his final exam- on November 12'th, 1999. We all know what happened that day, and knowing that, you'd figure the chances of studying for a big test with that noise coming out weren't good, and they weren't. So predictably, he failed. He took a job at the city park, but it wasn't enough to make him feel better and the fact that Loud and the others came by often made it worse. 3 months later, when the gang went to Washington, Vincent decided he was ready to get revenge.
He went to Washington himself to do it, but before he could, Gene's spider attack happened. Still, after he heard he was forming an army to get the Histerians, he showed up. It was there he got the chance to tell his story, and in doing so perhaps brought out the final tiny bits of Gene's humanity, as he expressed his sorrow for him, then made him leader of the army. Vincent and Gene then went on their enemies trail, forming a friendship along the way that in a strange way, showed them as 1% human behind the 99% psychos.
But try telling Loud that after Vincent discovered the love he and Charity shared, and then he told Gene about it. Later when Charity went on the run, Vincent further made himself dispicable by capturing her and helping set up a hostage situation. Eventually he battled the two kids, Miss Info, and Harry at a White House secret room, where he fell to his death- until he remerged out after the spider and White House fell. There, the good guys nearly made him call off his pursuit of them, but it mearly made him think killing them would help him. However, his former army had turned against him by then, and they shot him. And to end it, one of their shots made a plate from the destroyed spider fall on him and offically end his crusade, and life.
Vincent may not be as noteworthy as Gene in villany, but he did have his perfect mix of evil, smarts, and hate. Peter Lorre's well known voice was also another another link to him for Vincent, as his Lorre like tones provided another great mix of humor and menace. Frank Welker will likely be immortalized for voicing about every cartoon animal on Earth, but if this story was ever made real, his performance as this unique villian would surely give him something more famous to celebrate. Unfortunatly this villain also nearly killed our heroes and spawned a son that carried on the legacy 30 years later, so he wasn't great enough to make us forgive that.

 
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152.163.189.131

New profiles time!

August 27 2002, 9:44 AM 

Once more, another story done. And you know what that means, do you? That's right, now for new profiles! Besides the yet to be seen profiles of the TTA characters who appeared in "Toons and Doom", and the one of Susanna Squashanna, here are some new ones.

1.Christopher Zarret
2.Ricky Needs
3.Metal Loud
4.Ralph the Guard (yes, included him too)

Also, I never told you guys this, but I (with some help) made a Care Bears story which can be found at FanFiction.net. Please read and review it sometime.

Since my "special" story idea won't begin until October or November (hint, hint!), I thinking of starting a new story. You guys like "The Life Story of Dr. Gene Burrows?" I am thinking of starting another life story which I called "The Life Story of Dr. William Shelton". I am sure robert will help out on that.

Got to get going and sent the H! Metal Madness over to FanFiction.net.

 
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12.27.36.145

Many things to say

August 28 2002, 8:21 AM 

While I wait for the profiles, I got many things to say.

First, I finally managed to find a way to sent my stories to Toonzone.net. You can find it at the bottom of the WBC page. I guess I don't think robert anymore to sent my stories there.

Second, there is something wrong with the story at Toonzone.net called "A Big Histeria! Crossover Story". I hope the owners fix it.

And finally, I read the new story in the crossover section called "The First Annual Harley Awards" in which our own robert and Dr. BELCH was involved. In fact, I got more profiles I want to see here. Here they are. (Note: Some won't be mentioned because a.they are historical figures which means they could be submitted to the Historical Celebrities topic; b.they are authors so if they want to be mentioned, they should put their profiles in the Authors topic.)

1.Wonder Woman
2.Dr. Scratchensniff
3.Dr. Zoidberg
4.Chicken Boo
5.Runt
6.Wallace Faust (the other one)
7.Charleton Woodchuck
8.Taz
9.Announcer (both from this story and "24 Hours")
10.Dudley Puppy
11.Manny the Uncanny
12.Mr. Sultana Sultana
13.Paul Rugg
14.Christopher Walken
15.Walter Wolf
16.Superman
17.Batman
18.Minerva Mink
19.Stacey Q
20.Hillary Swank
21.Warrant
22.Rupert Murdoch
23.Tom Bergeron
24.Bruce Vilanch
25.Jerry Lewis
26.Molly Ringwald
27.Cynthia Rothrock
28.Sigourney Weaver
29.Arnold Schwarzenegger
30.Courtney Cox
31.Snowflake
32.Weird Al Yankovic
33.The Flash
34.Halle Berry
35.Nathan Lane
36.Moe Syzslak
37.Mikey
38.Andrew "Dice" Clay
39.Sheryl
40.Reverend Smith
41.Paula Abdul
42.James Gandolfini
43.Mike Myers
44.Steve Whitmire
45.Eric Clapton
46.Justine
47.Kelsey Grammer
48.Patrick Stewart
49.Karen
50.Denzel Washington
51.Stevie Wonder
52.Jay & Silent Bob
53.Max the Timecop
54.The rest of the Klumps (Axel Foley's family)
55.Moon Unit Zappa
56.Samuel L. Jackson
57.Rosie O'Donnell
58.Homer Simpson
59.Dweezil Zappa
60.Ahmet Zappa
61.Peter Ustinov
62.Billy Idol
63.Martha Quinn
64.Rita
65.Neil Armstrong
66.Bender
67.Marisa Tomei
68.Howard Stern
69.Paul Dini
70.Doc Brown
71.Bill & Ted
72.Jade Starling
73.Alyssa Milano
74.Sarah Jessica Parker
75.Lori Singer
76.Don Knotts
77.Andy Kaufman
78.Various Award Snow Singers/Dancers
79.Various Award Show Production Staff
80.Redd Foxx (My choice for his voice would be Jamie Foxx)
81.Melissa Lamsen (both versions)
82.Kirby
83.Alex, Carrie, Rico, Dre, and Whitey (who the heck are these guys and who voiced them?)
84.Lobo
85.Sarah Coopersmith-Fitzwarren-Goldeheimer-Stein
86.Dolly Madison
87."Mama" Cass Elliott (you choose who voice her in that story)
88.Prima

Whew! That is a lot of people! Anyway, you take your time, robert.

 
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172.146.105.131

The new baddies

August 28 2002, 8:37 AM 

Christopher Zarret
Voiced by: Christopher Walken
First apperance: "Histeria: Metal Madness"{fanfic}
Age: Mid-late 30's
Turn ons: Science, creating science stuff, but primarally plotting, complaining, ranting, scheming, and yelling at anything that has to do with Gene Burrows
Turn offs: Anything and everything associated with Gene, being compared to Gene
Friends: Gene Burrows[ex friend], Ricky Needs and his creation, Metal Loud
Enemies: The Histerians, Timpowitcz and the police
Birth: Early-mid 60's
Death: ???

Before Harry Norman, and before Vincent Morre, there was Christopher Zarret- Gene Burrow's first partner. The two were college friends who paired up for a big experiment involving sleeping pills which would give them both fame, fortune, and a promising future. However, Gene decided he deserved it more, so he drugged Zarret and while he was out, stole his research and took the entire project for himself. Gene went on to recognition in the science community, but Zarret did not. Zarret then dedicated his life to finding a way to ge thim back, but he figured if he killed him, he'd be a fugitive and taken to jail. So he waited for the right time to strike, which turned out to be almost 2 1/2 years after Gene died.
At that time, he figured there would be no better way to get Gene than to ruin his reputation by killing the foes he could never kill- Loud Kiddington and the Histerians. For that, he created an evil, robotic version of Loud and hired thief Ricky Neds to assist him. The evil Loud struck all over town for a while until Zarret had him capture Charity, Harry, and Miss Info- Gene's other main targets. After explaning himself to them, he got ready for the other's arrival into his hideout. Although Metal Loud and Needs failed him, he still was ready to take the H! crew down himself. He tried shooting them, then he tried stabbing them, until finally he strapped a bomb onto Loud set to explode. His efforts to prove that Zarret's motives were stupid failed to distract him, so Harry just wound up hitting him with a golf club and then was able to get the vest off of Loud in time. Zarret was then taken to jail to serve a 30 year sentence despite Zarret's pleas for Metal Loud to arrive and save him. But, because of the fact he's still alive, there may be room for him to get his wish yet.

Ricky Needs
Voiced by: Adam Sandler
First apperance: "Histeria: Metal Madness"{fanfic}
Age: Early 30's
Turn ons: Stealing things, fights, assisting evil people, singing, beef, money, golf, impersinating Bruce Springsteen
Turn offs: The cops, getting beat up
Friends: Zarret, Metal Loud
Enemies: The Histerians, Timpowitcz and the cops
Birth: Mid-late 60's
Death: ???

Ricky Needs, after being orphaned, basically turned out to be a career thief, and skilled enough so he didnt get caught more than once. These skills attracted the attention of Christopher Zarret, who decided to use Needs for his plan to take the Histerians down. After Metal Loud created his havoc, Needs used an stolen I.D from a detective to pose as one to find out what the Histerians knew. Unfortunatly for him, a police officer and an old aquaintance of Needs, Timpowitcz, saw through the disguise. But by then Needs had gotten Metal Loud in the WB studio to capture Charity, Harry, and Miss Info, and planted a device to give out further instructions- which basically had him singing the orders to the tune of "Dancing in the Dark" in a fair Bruce Springsteen impression. When the Histerians got to Zarret's place Metal Loud shook them up with his yelling, and then Needs came to finish them by swinging a gold club at them. Of course, the gold club was used to hit Needs and deactivate Metal Loud. Need sthen took them to Zarret's office where Zarret shot at them and then Needs tried to use Froggo as a hostage. That was a really bad mistake as Aka and her many martial arts moves showed him a second later and he was out of the count. After Zarret was finished, him and Needs were taken to jail, although Needs was just sentenced to community service. But after that ends, there's little doubt he'll be back to thieving soon enough.

The other two will come later. And JusSonic, I would help you with this Shelton idea, one which I actually was toying with doing myself several times. But I couldn't now because school will be starting next week which takes away free time, and I'm already tied to other projects outside Histeria. Still, it would be no problem to co-write it if it got off the ground.

 
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172.165.28.6

Two remaining characters of madness

August 31 2002, 8:47 AM 

Metal Loud
Voiced by: Cody Ruegger
First apperance: "Histeria: Metal Madness"{fanfic}
Age: Only a few days
Turn ons: Yelling, destroying things, yelling and destroying things some more
Turn offs: Everything else
Friends: Zarret, Ricky Needs
Enemies: The Histerians, Timpowitcz and the cops, Jon Molsh
Birth: A few weeks ago
Death: Could have been in mid August 2002 but he might be back

Of all the duplicate Louds Loud has face, this one was the most, well, metal. Created by Christopher Zarret, Metal Loud varied in a number of activities to get Loud and company in trouble. First he dressed as the real Loud and stole from a bank and museum. Unfortunatly the real Loud was t the museum and he got beat up- then saw the his counterpart had framed him for the robbery and he was taken to jail. But Zarret didn't intend that to be his fate so he had Metal Loud attack the cops again, proving that this Loud was not the Loud from the alternate universe that Loud thought he was, but a robot version just as deadly. And he quickly proved that when he was taken to the WB lot and he succesfully captured Charity, Harry, and Miss Info and took them to Zarret's place.
When the Histerians got to the hideout, naturally Metal Loud was ready, as he just started yelling to torture them. Then when they were dazed enough he went for the kill, with Ricky Needs supporting him by swinging a gold club at them. However, the cops arrived and one shot a bullet into a laser of Metal Loud's, which didn't agree with him. To make matters worse Needs accidentially hit him with the golf club and he struck him down Bob Barker style. Loud then jumped him, but Metal Loud had a knife ocming out of his stomach ready to stab him. As he did, the least likely person then drove Need's golf club through the hole of Metal Loud's stomach and took him out- reporter Jon Molsh. So that makes him just one more of the many people he'll strike against if he returns, but he's locked away in a warehouse so it may be tough.

Ralph the Guard
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First apperance: One of the Tiny Toons episodes, I think it was the one where he tried to stop Plucky from going into Tim Burton's house
First apperance in an H! fic: "24 Hours"
Age: Probably middle aged
Turn ons: Donuts, his family, his job- though I think he'd prefer donuts and he's better at eatign them than doing his job
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: His equally overweight wife and son
Enemies: Gene Burrows, the Warners tehcnically though they don't hate him, and Plotz doesn't like him much.
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Ralph the overweight security guard at the WB started out with a few apperances in Tiny Toon adventures, but became more of a supporting player in Animaniacs. He was the trademark fat and dumb character who was one of the many victims of the Warner's practical jokes. Mr Plotz fired him once because of that, but visits from the ghosts of Christmas made him change his mind- and it ensured that Ralph's son wouldn't grow up to take over Plotz's empire. When Ralph's not getting worn out by the Warners you can see him scarfing the donuts or twinkle buns that make him fat-but that fatness was something that someone tought would be useful. Gene Burrows used Ralph as a test subject for his formula on looking good, as it was supposed to make him thinner. But as we all know, it didn't, and that made the whole series of battles with Gene start, though Ralph had fun and he got a twinkle bun in return. Unfortunatly the drink didn't make him smarter, if it did maybe he wouldn't have been tricked by Ricky Needs and he could have stopped him from going into the lot and siccing Metal Loud on the Histerians. But beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.

 
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205.188.209.134

A few things

August 31 2002, 2:08 PM 

I hope you seen the request list I made before you made the Christopher Zarret and Ricky Needs list. But I need to make some corrections

1.I meant to say Homer, as in the man from the book and the Hercules episodes.

2.I didn't realized that Dolly Madison is the wife of James Madison, so don't make a profile about her here. Instead, put it in the Historical Celebrities section.

This next time is a suggestion. You ever thinking on making a Histeria!/Spongebob Squarepants crossover story? I mean, knowing you liked the cartoon, this would be easy for you, right? Just right I asked. Got to go. See ya!

 
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64.12.96.202

More South Park profiles

September 2 2002, 5:01 PM 

It seems that either robert didn't noticed my list or he is busy at the moment (I will take the last one since he is still a high schooler and all that). But as always I will be patience. In the meantime, here are some new profiles

Dr. Alphonse Mephesto
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First appearance: "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Old, I will tell you that!
Turn ons: Creating oddities like the four ***ed monkey, science, experiments, helping out at times
Turn offs: Losing an award, Experiments that go crazy and tries to kill people, the NAMBLA people (not the Marlon Brando people!)
Friends: Kevin (that little guy who follows him around), the rest of South Park although they considered him creepy, NAMBLA (the Marlon Brando people)
Enemies: Randy Marsh at one time, Gene's clone, NAMBLA (not the Marlon Brando people), Any experiments that turned evil
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

One thing to say to Pepper. This _isn't_ Marlon Brando. This genetric engineer lived on top of a hill with only his assistant Kevin (I don't know what he is) to assist him. His only known relatives is his nephrew Terrence. He often helped the South Park boys even though they considered him creepy. He created experiments, however not all of them are successes. He created a clone of Stan, which went crazy and start causing trouble and Stan got blamed for it (even though the clone's head is way too big). He also created the mutant turkeys that also went crazy and started killing people. But his help can be good at times as he revealed who Cartman's father is. (Just see the "Cartman's Mom Is A ****" episodes to find that out)
During the time when the Histerians moved to South Park, one of his experiments went crazy again. This time, it is a clone of Gene Burrows who is out to destroy the Histerians. Mephesto seem to know what the clone's weakness is, however the story changes to the Histerians' house before he can revealed. Anyway, the clone was killed and everyone hope Mephesto will be careful next time he created a clone.

Clyde
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First appearance: "South Park"
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Same as the rest of the kids, I guess
Turn ons: Hanging out with Bebe, hanging out with the rest of the kids
Turn offs: Unknown as of yet
Friends: The South Parks and the rest of the kids of South Park especially Bebe, his parents at times, the H! cast
Enemies: Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat
Birth: ???
Death: ???

One of the kids who doesn't often appeared in the South Park episodes. But what we do know that he is Bebe's boyfriend and I guess that's about it.
You can seen him hanging around with the South Park kids again when they meet the H! cast in the Histeria!/South Park fic.

Tweek
Voiced by: Matt Stone
First appearance: "Gnomes" (that's my guess; South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Still a child
Turn ons: Drinking coffee (and he drinks a lot!), hanging out with his friends
Turn offs: Pressure, gnomes who keeped stealing his underpants, more pressure, getting in trouble (and that happened allot with the South Park boys)
Friends: The South Park boys, The rest of the kids of South Park, his parents, the H! cast
Enemies: Any creeps the boys met
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Ack! This boy is suffering from way too much pressure. In fact, he suffered from it allot! He keeps seeing underpant gnomes because they keep stealing his underpants for some unknown reason (it is discovered that they are making a money off of them).
Anyway, he met the H! cast in the Histeria!/South Park crossover story. In the South Park episodes and in the future, he is replacing Kenny as the fourth member of the group because Butters wasn't doing too well (because he is a wimp). From this, he is going to suffered a whole lot of pressure. Ack!

That's it for now.

 
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205.188.209.134

More characters time!

September 8 2002, 7:40 PM 

Now that the latest new story is done, time to add new characters! Here are the new people:


1.Charlie Westoak
2.Helen Shelton
3.Franklin Dreper

Also, it's also special edition time, which means special editions of these two characters:
Dr. William Shelton
Scott Drawford

I think you know what to do, robert.

 
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172.170.78.209

New life story people

September 11 2002, 4:48 PM 

Charlie Westoak
Voiced by: Charlton Heston
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr William Shelton"{H! fic}
Age: Middle aged when William was born
Turn ons: Aiding and advising Danny
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: William, Danny and Helen Shelton
Enemies: Unknown
Birth: Probably in the mid-late 50's
Death: ???

Charlie Westoak earned his place in infamy by becoming the godfather to William Shelton, the son of his close friend Danny. He advised him and watched as he became a powerful business man and William fell in love with robots, and he alterted the Sheltons about Gene's attack on Washington. When William started to hate Danny for his allience with Slim, Charlie became his one trusted friend, but apperantly that was tossed aside when the rebuilt Gene helped WIlliam become evil. Since then it appears that Charlie lost any respect he had for his godson, though that's perfectly logical, and aside from having to go through some blood work he has recovered from that just fine.

Helen Shelton
Voiced by: Helen Hunt
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr William Shelton"{H! fic}
Age: About between 40-50 when she died
Turn ons: Being a wife and mother
Turn offs: The Histerians for a time and Gene Burrows, the unresolved feud between William and Danny that killed her
Friends: Her family and Charlie Westoak
Enemies: Hates Gene and she hated the Histerians for a while
Birth: Probably in the mid 50's
Death: Sometime around 2005 when William was in college

Danny's wife Helen was the one responsible for giving birth to young William, but of course how was she to know what her son would become? She raised him as best she could and apperantly did nothing about his growing love for robots. She also had the capacity for blame when Gene and the Histerians fought, blaming Loud and company as well as Gene for what happened, but she, like the rest of the country, came to her senses later. Then came her husband's involvment with Gene's memory Slim, which destroyed the relationship between father and son. This gave Helen a broken heart that eventually went on to kill her, making her the first victim of her son's actions, but hardly the last.


Frank Dreper
Voiced by: Leslie Neilsen
First appearance: "The Life Story of Dr William Shelton"{H! fic}
Age: Middle aged when Shelton joined his company
Turn ons: Running the Washington science organization
Turn offs: The destruction of the club and the man that destroyed it
Friends: His good workers
Enemies: William Shelton
Birth: Late 50's
Death: Not before 2028

When William Shelton joined the Washington science organization, the first man he met was his boss Franklin Dreper. He was prone to make absent minded sayings that first time, but he let him make an opening speech which proved to be his first pro robot statement. For several years Dreper, when not focusing on other matters or having pratfalls, had to listen to Shelton's remarks and his co-workers complaints of them, but he did nothing about either issue. That proved costly later, especially when it was revealed he had been running a secret lab to build robotic servants, which was the last straw for Shelton. That night he came back to steal supplies and Dreper ran into him, which proved costly as well when Shelton beat him up. Luckly more revenge wasn't exacted on him as he was out of his building the day William blew it up. He's alive now, but naturally the references to his role in the Shelton saga still remain too.

 
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172.164.43.135

Special profiles

September 13 2002, 4:35 PM 

Scott Drawford
Voiced by: Paul Rugg when young, Scott Glenn when old
First appearance: "24 Days"{H! fic}
Age: Late 40's in 24 Days, mid 30's in Another 24 1/2 Hours, late 50's in 24 1/2 Days
Turn ons: Running the FBI, putting away criminals
Turn offs: Going too far in trying to catch someone, sacrificing someone's happiness for results, bosses that turn to evil
Friends: Loud, Charity, his FBI friends and contacts
Enemies: William Shelton, Slim Berry, all the criminals he put away, Vincent Morre II
Birth: Mid 1960's
Death: Not before 2028

Since J. Edgar Hoover, there haven't been many FBI directors that gained real fame while at that helm. Scott Drawford tasted his in an often infamous way during the events of "24 Days" However he started off as a mere Vice President of the company Danny Shelton ran, and he quit that when he found out of Danny's dealings with Slim Berry. To thank him for yelling at him later, Danny got him a job at the FBI guarding Slim, and eventually he rose to become FBI Director. But after the incident with Danny's son William, no one would remember anything else.
After GeneBurrows' capture, Drawford brought FBI rookie Loud Kiddington the news of his resurrection and told him to talk to Gene as he requested. Then after Gene set Loud up at one point, he convinced Loud to stay on the case. He then started to regret it as he saw it was taking a toll on Loud and Charity, and even was the first to hear of the secrets Charity was made to reveal. A day later he tried to stop Gene from giving them away to Loud, but he broke out and nearly killed Drawford until he gave in. This led to the events that led to the framing of Loud for Charity's "murder", but for Drawford, it was mearly a prelude to his involvement later.
William Shelton came to Drawford's 2 days after the frameup and injected him with some kind of drug. The next day when Loud escaped from jail, he saw Drawford a second before he knocked him out and took him to Shelton's. As it turned out, Drawford had been turned to Shelton's side and would help him put Loud away, and then help him get political control. But when the climactic battle happened, Loud shot Drawford before he could catch him. Soon after, he returned to his old self and helped make it legal for Loud to kill Gene for good. He then went on to stay director for at least 13 more years, as when Slim finally escaped, Drawford led an FBI team into Vincent Morre II'd hideout to join in the battle, and Drawford wound up shooting the shot that led to young Morre's death. He got over it though and carried on with business.
24 Days, his first apperance, is a kind of spoof of Silence of the Lambs, and one of the jokes adding to that is having the boss played, like in Lambs, by Scott Glenn, and having the character's name here sound like Glenn's character's name in Lambs. But this one has more importance, and more character, as Drawford's struggles to bring down Shelton without destroying Loud and Charity in the process, and as we've seen in later fics, he has always had that moral status in the past and in the future. There aren't many authority figures like that in movie thrillers, which makes Scott Drawford all the more memorable. Perhaps not like a Hoover, but close enough for a fanfiction guy.

Dr William Shelton
Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First appearance: "24 Days"{H! fic}
Age: Mid 40's when he died
Turn ons: Robots, proving people wrong, making speeches about robots, the TV cartoon "The Transformers", diguises
Turn offs: People that hate robots and people that hate his ideas for robots, like his father and everyone he ever worked with
Friends: Charlie Westoak and Gene Burrows
Enemies: He hated Loud, Charity, the Histerians, his father and everyone who diagreed with him, specifically his co-workers and Frank Dreper
Birth: Early 1980's
Death: 2015

In the first two 24 fics, Gene Burrows created such a impression that other H! fanfic villains paled in comparasion. So when word came that another one would show up in the futuristic story "24 Days" people could be forgiven for thinking that it wouldn't work. I mean, Vincent Morre was good in Another 24 Hours, but you can't pair Gene up with someone his equal twice, can you? Dr William Shelton came as close as possible to making that very wrong.
But it hardly started out that way when he grew up in the 1980's. It was the yuppie decade and his father, Danny Shelton, made his living providing for his family. He didn't much notice that his son loved robots from watching "The Transformers" and decided that robots were so facinating he had to dedicate his life to them. He developed the theory that robots could help humans hand in hand in changing the world and developed his scientific know-how in the process. And Danny no longer fit into that plan when William discovered he had been dealing with Slim Berry, and he knew his father did not like robots. He avoided Danny like the plague until he moved out forever.
William moved to Washington and soon joined their scientific community, where his views on robots were not shared to say the least. No one was prepared to take the chance of a Terminator like fallout from that idea, so therefore no one listened. The reasons were good, but the result of the decision was very very bad. In 2007 he found the remains of Gene Burrows's and rebuilt him, leading to Gene helping Shelton in adapting his world views. During that time he twice went into disguise to meet Charity Bazaar, disguising himself as a student at her school and he nearly made her have an affair with him, then he disgused himself again before her wedding to Loud and made it look like he drunkenly cheated on him. The last thing happened the night he quit his job and decided he'd force his views through evil doing.
Shelton rose to the top of the most wanted list via stealing, various illegal stuff, and murder. Once Gene was captured by the FBI in 2015, then Shelton's real master plan commenced brilliantly. While on the run, he contacted all the old Histeria characters except Loud and Charity, whom Gene was working over during his interrogations, and lured them to his house promising them their wishes. But there he had all but one turned into robots, with the plans of using them for destruction until they gave in to his wishes. One night later, he was ready to commit an ever greater crime.
Gene had made Loud and Charity start to fight, so Shelton capitialized by meeting Loud in a forest. After a brief brawl, it seemed to him like Shelton had Charity captured- and then a body that looked like her's fell dead. But Shelton had instead made a passed out Miss Info look like her to pass as a dead Charity, and then set up more evidence to make it like Loud killed her- although Shelton had the real Charity prisoner. After that, he went even further by capturing Drawford, making him evil, and luring police to his hideout to be killed by the Histeria robots. But his commupance came when, after it was discovered he had turned himself into a robot, he confronted Loud and Charity after they had dealt with Gene. Just before Shelton was to make a final blow against Charity though, Loud shot him, and he fell into a conviently placed vat of molten steel to melt to his death.
Still, with all he had done before, with his mind games, his brutal strength, and those evily clever plots, gradual fall from grace, and the theory that he was the one who killed his father a year before his own doom, it appears that lighting did strike twice in the evil department, and it's memorable name is William Shelton.

 
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The parents of the South Park boys

September 28 2002, 11:35 AM 

I decided to keep myself busy while I wait for the time to put up the sequel to both "Revenge of the Villains" and "The Anniversary Guest". I decided to make some profiles

Randy and Sharon Marsh
Voiced by: Trey Parker (Trey Parker), Mary-Kay Bergman (Sharon; Episodes 1-46) and Eliza Schneider (Sharon; 47+)
First appearances: Probably the Volcano episode.
First appearances in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Adult
Turn ons: Randy: Being a good dad, dry humor, whatever work he does; Sharon: Being a good mom, keeping son safe
Turn offs: Randy: arguing with Sharon; Sharon: when Stan gets in trouble, when Sheila goes too far
Friends: The other grownups of South Park, her children Stan and Shelly
Enemies: Sheila Broflovski at times, Gene's clone
Birth: ???
Death: ???

They are, obviously, Stan's parents on "South Park". They try to be good parents, but often failed whenever they argued at times and when Stan gets in trouble. They appeared in the H!/South Park crossover going to the movies and trying to help the H! cast defeated Gene's clone.

Stuart and Mrs. McCormick
Voiced by: Trey Parker (Stuart), Mary-Kay Bergman (Mrs. McCormick; Episodes 1-46), and Eliza Schneider (Mrs. McCormick; 47+)
First appearances: "South Park"
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Older than Kenny
Turn ons: Stuart: Drinking, more drinking, and did I mentioned drinking? Oh, and he beats the heck out of his wife; Mrs. McCormick: Taking care of her kids
Turn offs: Stuart: Work; Mrs. McCormick: Stuart being an out-of-work drunken dumb***, Stuart beating her up, times when Kenny dies
Friends: The other adults of South Park
Enemies: Each other, Gene's clone
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Here are parents you will never want. They are Kenny's parents. Stuart is an out-of-work drunk who liked to sit around and drink alcohol. Mrs. McCormick (name unknown) complaints and always get beaten (hurt in this case) by Stuart. Both are filthy and poor and shown up in the H!/South Park crossover arguing with each other. 'Nuff said at this point. Anyway, after Kenny's permanent death, they never show up as often as they do anymore.

Gerald Broflovski
Voiced by: Matt Stone
First appearance: "South Park"
First appearance in an H! fic "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Adult
Turn ons: Being a lawyer, taking care of his kids, his wife Sheila at times
Turn offs: When Kyle and other boys get in trouble, being sued in court, when Sheila goes too far, losing a case
Friends: His wife, the other adults of South Park
Enemies: Anyone he losts a case to, Gene's clone
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This man is Kyle and Ike's dad and also Sheila Broflovski's husband. He is a lawyer of South Park and became popular at one time during the sexual harassment trials. He gets mad when Kyle gets in trouble at times. He, like the South Park adults, appears in the H!/South Park crossover as well.

Liane Cartman
Voiced by: Mary-Kay Bergman (Episodes 1-46); Eliza Schenider (47+)
First appearance: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Woman-like
Turn ons: Being a w***e, always spoiling her son, making Cartman thinks he is big-boned
Turn offs: Being forced to punish her son
Friends: The other adults of South Park, including those she, uh, "did it" with
Enemies: Unknown
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This woman is known to South Park as the town's w***e. In other words, she "did it" with men. Don't ask. She is always spoiling her son Eric and made him think he is big-bone and not fat. She is also a Hermaphrodite. Don't ask. She appeared on a certain magazine about bad things. Don't ask about that either. Anyway, she appears in the H!/South Park crossover story and it looks like she became friends with WOW. Uh, excuse me while I give.

That's all for now. if robert is ready, can he put up the profiles of the TTA gang (except Elmyra since we got her already)?

 
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64.12.96.202

Invader Zim

September 28 2002, 4:40 PM 

Voiced by: Richard Horvitz, although in the pilot he was voice by Dan Castellaneta and Billy West.
First appearance: “The Nightmare Begins” (Invader Zim episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: “A Big Histeria! Crossover Party”
Age: Alien
Turn ons: Taking over the planet and annoying Dib
Turn offs: Dib, failure, Gir messing up his plans, anyone else who wants to take over the world
Friends: I'm not sure he has any, unless you count Gir
Enemies: I'd say Dib would fit that bill
Birth: ???
Death: ???

IZ is from planet Irk. That people intends to conquer the universe. IZ is fully with that but he annoys the others for some reason. So they send him to some out of the way place where he won't bother them; guess which planet.
Helping him, although the help is questionable sometimes, is his robot Gir, which is disguised as a dog.
IZ came here, where he passes as a student at Skool, where the teacher Mrs. Bitters, keeps saying we're all doomed, in a dark voice. I think it was her who originated the Doom song, but I'm not sure about that.
The only one who notices that he's an alien (green kid with no ears, who knew? He says it's a skin condition) is Dib. No one likes him, not even his big sister Gaz, who's quite proficient in video games. Their father is one of those absent-minded professors.
It's been Zim vs. Dib in a cat & mouse game ever since.
The series premiered on Nickelodeon on March 30, 2001. Created by noted comic book artist Jhonen Vasquez.
Zim and Gir made appearances at the Histeria!/Rugrats crossover party. He didn’t appear to fool Froggo with his disguise (maybe because they might have first met in Froggofan’s story “Chan’s the Man”) and accidentally insulted Washu (luckily for him she didn’t punished him). If you wonder where he is now, take a guess.

Note: The following information was given by Nftnat. Thanks.

 
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63.14.245.193

Imperial

September 29 2002, 8:14 AM 

Voiced by: Tommy Lee Jones
First appearance (and the last we'll likely see of him): "Imperial Affairs" (H! Fic)
Age: 35
Turn-ons: Money, power, revenge, corruption, perfection, opportunity, technology, Lydia Karaoke's good looks
Turn-offs: Bad technology, R6, having his revenge plots thwarted, missed opportunities, and apparently, Lydia Karaoke's "performance"...
Friends: Jackhammer, Roughouse, Giga Bowser, and perhaps still his mysterious brother/lawyer
Enemies: Pretty much anyone involved with Histeria!, connected to R6, or in his way.
Birth: Well, technically, Imperial wasn't born, but it was in 2002 sometime. We don't know when he changed his name.
Death: September 29, 2002.

We all thought we'd seen the last of Louis B. when R6 had taken all his money in that bet. And, we all thought that when Slasho had plunged down the hole, that was it for him. As Villain Cliché #20 states, the bad guy always comes back. Slasho didn't die in that fall, he had fallen into his secret escape hatch without knowing. Living the underground criminal life, Slasho took to wearing ski masks to hide his face until he could get enough money to have his face fixed and live the good life again. However, he still had problems with R6. So he took to wearing a titanium mask, and began a new criminal life as Imperial. His goals were met with a speedy kick when Giga Bowser came along, fighting against the Histerians. Too bad for Imperial, R6 had figured out how to breathe ice, as it not only freed him from Imperial's electric cage, but it allowed him to ice down the floor of his warehouse hideout. the ice didn't help the heroes much (though Tina Armstrong wasn't affected by it), but it was even worse for the villains. For Imperial, it allowed R6 to escape his slashing claws, and set him up to be kicked in the wrong place. It also sent him sliding around, the last slid of which was into the side of a vat of acid. Unable to right himself on the ice, Imperial was melted away by the acid cascade. However, in his defeat, he vowed no revenge. He simply congatulated R6 on exposing another villain cliché and using it against him - their unhealthy attachment to some extravagance of theirs. Imperial, his titanium mask, and the ice on his floor are all now but a memory, and one we can rest assured we won't be reliving ever again.

 
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Giga Bowser

September 29 2002, 11:57 AM 

Voiced by: Harvey Atkin
First appearance: "Super Smash Bros. Melee" (Nintendo Gamecube game)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Imperial Affairs"
Age: Same age as Bowser
Turn ons: Causing terror and evil wherever he goes, the destruction of his foes
Turn offs: Probably the same as Bowser
Friends: Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Jackhammer, Roughhouse, Louis B. Richardson/Slasho/Imperial
Enemies: Mario, Pikachu, Bowser, Peach, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Fox, Ness, Ice Climbers, Kirby, Samus, Zelda/Sheik, Link, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo, Luigi, Marth, Mr. Game & Watch, Dr. Mario, Ganondorf, Young Link, Falco, Pichu, Roy, the H! cast and writers, Tina Armstrong
Birth: The same day "Super Smash Bros. Melee" came out
Death: ???

This guy is Bowser but ten times worse! Here's the story. A while ago, many game characters were invited to participate in a tournament held by Master Hand. Another one had held involving the same and new characters, including Bowser. But somehow Bowser had been cloned by Master Hand and Crazy Hand and infused that clone with elemental magic and great physical strength. Because of this, this Bowser grew three times his normal size, but it had Bowser's original intellect. Plus, Giga Bowser. He is the boss at the end of the Adventure mode (Just play the game on Normal difficulty or harder, complete all 12 stages in less than 18 minutes without continuining for him to appear).
In "Imperial Affairs", it decided to get revenge for Bowser's (the original one) defeat. It broke out Jackhammer and Roughhouse from prison and caused terror through the city in their efforts to find them. Their first attack failed because the Histerians were saved by the cast of MST3K. Giga Bowser then met a figure (who was revealed later to be Louis B. Richardson/Slasho/Imperial) who offer to help him. Although they captured them, they escaped while Imperial was talking. In the Final Confrontation(TM), Giga Bowser took on Tina Armstrong and Pokejedservo while the other villains battle the others. His fire breath didn't work against the ice that the good guys made. To make long story short, Giga Bowser, like Bowser before him, got his tail kick. The clone return to the Melee world, and good thing too, because I think we got enough of him by now.

 
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63.11.242.53

Popo

September 29 2002, 9:57 PM 

Age: Unknown, but most likely close to the Kid Chorus' age. However, his first game was in 1985...
First appearance: Ice Climber (Nintendo game)
First appearnace in an H! fic: "Imperial Affairs"
Turn-ons: Ice, wooden hammers, smashing his opponents, protecting his twin sister Nana
Turn-offs: Probably not that many. Popo and Nana are cool customers. Probably not too fond of the Topis and Polar Bears in their turf, or the condor atop Icicle Mountain
Friends: Nana, Mario, Yoshi, Peach, Bowser, Dr. Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Young Link, Kirby, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Samus, Zelda (and maybe Sheik), Ness, Captain Falcon, Mewtwo, Mr. Game & Watch, Marth, Roy, Luigi, possibly Ganondorf, Master Hand and Crazy Hand, maybe the H! cast (hey, he never met them!)
Enemies: Giga Bowser, Topis, Polar Bears, the giant condor, and probably none too fond of Jackhammer and Roughouse
Birth: October 1985, which is when Ice Climber came out (but he never ages, and neither does Nana)
Death: ???

Popo started his career in video games with his twin sister Nana. Together, they scaled the peaks of the infinite glacier Icicle Mountain, while dodging Topis and Polar Bears, all in search of the source of raining fruit, which was dropped by a giant condor at the summit. After that, they went unseen for sixteen years... until they were revived for the second Smash tournament, known as Super Smash Bros. Melee! Popo works with Nana to deliver strong attacks, and if anyone gets in their way, they will suffer a lot of pain, because both hits count. Both climbers can use items and weapons, though only Popo can heal. But if Nana gets knocked away, Popo can fight alone. However, if Nana survives, she will fight tooth and nail to get back to her brother. These two adorable siblings attack with hammer and ice, and can quickly clear out their foes using their combined strength and their Belay attack to save themselves from a fall.
In "Imperial Affairs", Popo didn't do much. He used the first name "Dirk" to disguise himself, so he may have known Giga Bowser was coming, and he was perhaps sent to warn anyone he came near. Popo posed as a TV news reporter to inform the city of Philadelphia that there was a dangerous monster on the loose, which led to R6, Loud, Robert, and Pokejedservo heading out to save the world and confront Giga Bowser. Perhaps we haven't seen the last of Popo... and perhaps the next time we see him, he won't be alone. Until then, watch out for falling fruit and sudden chills!

 
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205.188.209.134

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

September 30 2002, 1:46 AM 

Voiced by: Captain Lou Albano (Mario) and Danny Wells (Luigi)
First appearances: "Donkey Kong" (Nintendo game; Mario) and "Mario Bros." (Nintendo game; Luigi)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Imperial Affairs"
Age: Unknown, although since both of them appeared in 1981-1983, they may near the same age of the H! adults
Turn ons: Both love pastra, both love adventure, and both love plumbing. They also like their girlfriends and saving the day.
Turn offs: Both Bowsers and their evil plots, being insulted, and neither like bad plumbing
Friends: Each other, Toad, Princess Peach Toadstool, Yoshi, Princess Daisy, Pauline (Mario's first and former girlfriend), Geno, Mallow, Stanley the Bug Man, Pikachu, Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Fox, Ness, Ice Climbers, Kirby, Samus, Zelda/Sheik, Link, Jigglypuff, maybe Mewtwo, Marth, Mr. Game & Watch, Dr. Mario, Young Link, Falco, Pichu, Roy, Master Hand, Crazy Hand, many other Nintendo game characters except for the bad guys, the authors of the SMHQ website and the SS Stadium except for a man named Jay Resop and his characters of the Neglected Characters section there, the H! cast and writers, Princess Ayeka, Princess Sasami
Enemies: King Bowser and his armies, Wart and his army, Tatanga and his army, Wario and his henchmen, the Koopa Kids, Waluigi, Kamek and his henchmen, Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. for a while, Ganondorf, Smithy and his army (although Luigi never met them), Giga Bowser, they don't like Jackhammer, Roughhouse, and Louis B. Richardson/Slasho/Imperial, Baby Bowser although that was yet to be explained, many other bad guys, and I don't think Mario is popular with the Neglected Characters section of the SMHQ website, especially with Jay Resop, Fred the Spanyard, Bill the Extra Guy, and Dr. Donez
Birth: They been around since 1981-1983, but they never since to age. Hmmm...
Death: ???

Once upon a time, they two guys were two plumbers in arcade games like "Donkey Kong", Donkey Kong Jr.", and "Mario Bros." (although Luigi didn't appeared in the first two mentioned), but then when "Super Mario Bros." came out, the game was huge and plus, their adventures begins. They took on Bowser and defeat him. In "Super Mario Bros. 2", they took on a toad prince named Wart and won. In "Super Mario Bros. 3", Bowser returned with new henchmen and a bunch of nasty Koopa Kids. Long story short, they appeared in many games, although Mario gets the most appearances. They made new friends, including a dinosaur named Yoshi, although at the same time, made new friends, including their alter-egos Wario and Waluigi. They appear in "Super Smash Bros." and its' sequel, "Super Smash Bros. Melee", where they fought Giga Bowser for the first time. Oh, and Luigi finally got a game of his own called "Luigi's Mansion".
Speaking of which, the plumbers made their first H! fic appearance in "Imperial Affairs" to warn them of Giga Bowser. They also have a history with Princess Ayeka and Princess Sasami since they once saved their planet from Bowser. Although they didn't help out much, they still stay around until the fic ended.
I didn't mention that Mario isn't popular with the Neglected Characters section of the SMHQ website made by a man named Jay Resop and his characters Fred the Spanyard, Bill the Extra Guy, and Dr. Donez. Never the less, look for these two plumbers (Mario included) to appear in many other games in the future.

 
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205.188.209.134

The grandparents of the Rugrats

October 2 2002, 8:26 AM 

Grandpa Lou Pickles
Voiced by: David Doyle (1991-1998), Joe Alaskey (1998-???)
First appearance: "Tommy Pickles And The Great White Thing" (Rugrats episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Histeria! kids babysits the Rugrats"
Age: 76
Turn ons: Fishing, playing cards, watching TV, his new wife Lulu
Turn offs: Days without a healthy supply of naps
Friends: His sons Stu and Drew and their family and friends, his old friends, anyone I miss
Enemies: Aunt Miriam at times, Conan McNulty, Coco La Bouche and her henchman Jean Claude
Birth: 1916
Death: ???

Louis Kalhern "Lou" "Grandpa" Pickles is father of Stu and Drew Pickles, which makes him Tommy, Dil, and Angelica's grandparent. He spend most of his time at home, even though he leaves to do stuff for Stu and Didi. He enjoys talking about the good old days, even though not all of it were true. He is always asked to babysits the babies. However, sometimes he falls asleep leaving the kids to go off on their own for their adventures. He is now living at a retirement home with his new wife Lulu.
In the first H!/Rugrats crossover story, he made a brief cameo near the beginning of the story. He made another appearance in "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party". And that's all I have to say.

Grandpa Boris and Grandma Minka
Voiced by: Michael Bell (Boris) and Melanine Chartoff (Minka)
First appearances: "Tommy's First Birthday" (Rugrats episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Ages: Unknown
Turn ons: Boris: Minka's Borscht, the Old Country; Minka: Tommy an dDil, making borschut
Turn offs: Boris: Stu and Didi's new-fangled parenting techniques; Minka: When things aren't done like they were in the Old Country
Friends: Their daughter Didi and her family and friends
Enemies: Boris doesn't like the old guy from the "Chanukah" episode
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

Boris and Minka are Didi's parents, so in other words, they are Tommy and Dil's grandparents. They often get in arguments over many almost everything. They are from the Old Country, which means Russia.
They only made a brief cameo appearances in "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party".

 
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Gir

October 2 2002, 9:42 AM 

Voiced by: Rosearik Rikki Simons
First appearance: "The Nightmare Begins" (Invader Zim episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Age: Robots are ageless
Turn ons: watching TV, eating cupcakes, anything Zim doesn't like
Turn offs: Unknown since he's too stupid to hate anything
Friends: Invader Zim, The Allmighty Tallest (I think), Dib and Gaz (Hey, I did say he is stupid)
Enemies: Anyone Zim doesn't like
Birth: He was built by the Irkens sometime ago...
Death: ???

This robot, who's disguised as a dog, is Invader Zim's henchman. Of course, he's very stupid. The Allmighty Tallest probably give Gir to Zim just to annoy him. Zim still thinks he isn't stupid, just advances (The Allmighty Tallest told him this). He just likes to watch TV and eat cupcakes, and he often messes up Zim's plans for world conquest.
Anyway, he and Zim made an appearance in "Chan's the Man" at Toonzone.net where they battled the Animaniacs gang, including Froggo and Toast. In "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party", they arrived at the Histeria!/Rugrats crossover party, where Gir acts like an idiot as usual. Who knows what stupid things Gir would do in the future?

 
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A few toonzone writers

October 2 2002, 4:41 PM 

Brainatra
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: In one of his many fanfics
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Harly Awards"
Age: Don't know
Turn ons: Writing many fics, especially fics with the "two places at once" gag, alternate universes, more characters than people that watch the Super Bowl, 10 zillion complaints about the material from Slappy, Brain, and Dot, several cursing streaks from Axel Foley, and lots of other crazy things
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: At least a few Animanaics and WB cartoon characters, and I suppose Axel Foley since he's in so many of his fics
Enemies: The Toonzone people, and I suppose all of the Animanaics foes, and Slappy, Dot, Brain, and Axel like complaning about the stuff he writes.
Birth: Don't know but his birthday is on April 30'th
Death: ???

He named his Internet name after Brain's Frank Sinatra esq persona in the P&TB ep "Brain's Way", and he's doen his long writing career his way, baby. The list of fics he written or co written is a bit too long to mention, but the evidence of his, um "talent" is all over the site http://www.toonzone.net/wbc/fun/fanfics/ He is most famous for making the Warners "two places at once" the most beat in joke in America[to Dot's dismay], introducing Axel Foley to the fanfic world, and a story he co-wrote had Brain actually ruling the world in the future. Also, he aided in the stories where Stewie Griffen made his horrific havoc, but we'll forgive him for that. And without his work, at least half of the Harely Awards show would be cut out since there'd be less stories to cover- not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you.[I mean, 12 hours of awards is a bit excessive!]So his readers and online friends like him, we have to because for all the times he writes in alternate universes, he might know how to send us to one himself.

Sharklady
Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: In one of her many fanfics
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Harly Awards"
Age: Don't know
Turn ons: The environment, Brian, and especially Mojo Jojo
Turn offs: Brain and Mojo bashing
Friends: The Toonzone people, Brain, the other A! characters, and perhaps Mojo if he knew about her
Enemies: Unknown
Birth: December 31, 1969
Death: ???

Perhaps one of the oldest Toonzone members, Sharklady, a.k.a Jennifer Lynn Weston, has expressed a love for the environment and for everyone's favorite big headed mouse, Brain. As such, she's written several fics starring Brain at the Toonzone archive, and had her chance to praise Brain at the Harely Awards. But she's not too much of a Brain lover to not have room in her heart for Powerpuff Girls mad genius Mojo Jojo either, as she describes herself as a "Mojo Jojo tolerant" and has written a few PPG fics with Mojo in a slightly positive light, though still capable of destruction of course.

 
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Moe Szyslak

October 2 2002, 6:37 PM 

Voiced by: Hank Azaria
First appearance: "There's No Disgrace Like Home" (The Simpsons episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: About Homer's age
Turn ons: cash, a good mix, any good woman
Turn offs: Bad business, health inspectors, when Homer tends to get into kooky plans (when they don't work), prank calls from Bart
Friends: Homer, Carl, Lenny, Larry, Sam, Barney, Mikey, Sheryl, Stewie Griffin and the bad guys in "Warner Academy 2: The Infant Strikes Back"
Enemies: Bart if he ever know that he keeps prank calling him, the Warner siblings, the H! cast
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Moe Szyslak is the one of characters on Fox's popular show, "The Simpsons". He believes his ancestors were bartenders to the czar (which probably makes him Russian or something), he had a popular Flaming Moe's, converted his bar into a restaurant and hip youth place. But he doesn't like underage kids in his bar nor prank calls from Bart that makes him look like an idiot (although he never knew that Bart was calling him).
In his first appearance in an H! fic, he is angry at the Warner siblings because in a previous story they were in, they blew up half of a town that parodied Springfield, including his bar in the progress. He teamed up with other Animaniacs foes, Mikey and Sheryl and try to destroy them. When previous attempts failed, the threesome use the H! time machine to bring back Dr. Gene Burrows from the dead to destroy the kids (and Loud and Charity too). Although Gene was destroyed again, Moe, Mikey, and Sheryl tries to use his weapons to destroy them but was stopped by Sharklady, the Warners, and Bugs Bunny in a ninja costume. He try to destroyed the Warners again when Stewie Griffin recruited him in the sequel to "Warner Academy". Even though he was defeated again, he went back to his bar in Springfield (or what's left of it). He still wants revenge on the Warner three, and if he got the time, he may planned to kill the Histerians for getting in his way of destroying the three brats he hated.

Note: Some information provided by Bourgeois Buffoon. Thanks.

 
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The Night Court gang

October 4 2002, 10:01 AM 

Cast members: Judge Harold T. Stone, Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding, Public Defender Christine Sullivan, Baliff Bull Shannon, Court Clerk Mac Robinson, Baliff Roz Russel, Baliff Florence Kleiner (Season 3; deceased), Baliff Selma Hacker (Seasons 1 and 2; deceased), Public Defender Billie Young (left after Season 2), Court Clerk Lana Wagner (left after Season 1), and Public Defender Elizabeth "Liz" Williams (left after Season 1)
Voiced (and played by): Harry Anderson (Harry), John Larroquette (Dan), Markie Post (Christine), Richard Moll (Bull), Charles Robinson (Mac), Marsha Warfield (Roz), Florence Halop (Florence), Selma Diamond (Selma), Ellen Foley (Billie), Karen Austin (Lana), and Paula Kelly (Liz)
First appearances: "All You Need Is Love" (Harry, Dan, Bull, Selma, and Lana), "Santa Goes Downtown" (Liz), "The Nun" (Mac), "Christine and Mac" (Christine), "Billie and the Cat" (Billie), "Hello, Goodbye" (Florence), "The Next Voice You Hear" (Roz)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Ages: Probably the same age as their actors
Turn ons: Harry: Playing pranks, being a judge, treating the defendants with respect, Mel Torme, making jokes (most of them bad), Christine Sullivan, forcing the others to do stuff; Dan: Having "relationships" with women, chasing Christine, picking up women, prosecuting, making crude remarks while in court; Christine: keeping things together, defending, Princess Diana, Harry; Bull: being a baliff, acting innocent; Mac: being a court clerk, rubbing Dan's mistakes in his face, filming, his wife Quon Li; Roz: being a baliff, kicking someone's butt, being mean; Florence: being mean, her co-workers at times; Selma: smoking, being mean, acting like a mother figure to Bull; Billie: defending, wrestling; Lana: Being a court clerk, Harry at times; Liz: defending
Turn offs: There's too many to mentioned!
Friends: Each other, Custodian Art Fensterman, Mel Torme at times (deceased), Buddy Ryan (Harry's dad), Phil Sanders (deceased), Will Sanders, Quon Le Duck Robinson, Yakov Korolenko, District Attorney Vincent Daniels (though I don't think he and Dan liked each other), Bob & June Wheeler, Court Stenographer Lisette Hocheiser, Jack Griffin, Leon (the little black kid), Margaret Turner, Tony Juliano (Christine's former husband), Dirk the Bailiff, Asst. D.A. Oscar Brown, Court Clerk Charly Tracy, Bernie, anyone else I miss
Enemies: Journalist Art Craven, Will Sanders for a while, anyone else who's a criminal or a jerk
Birth: ???
Death: Selma died between Seasons 2 and 3, and Florence died between Seasons 3 and 4

One of the most funniest shows in the 80s is Night Court. It has some of the most funniest cast members in history. Harry, the judge, liked to play pranks, but takes his job as judge serious (almost). Dan is the prosecutor, but likes to have "it" with women. Bull is the baliff but is dumb as a brick. The jobs as court clerk, public defender, and second baliff changed over the years. Lana was the first court clerk but she left after the first season. From seasons 2 until the show was canceled, Mac Robinson was the court clerk. Liz was the first public defender but left after the first season. Billie Young was the second public defender, but she left after season 2 was over. Eventually, Christine became the third and permanent public defender much to the delight of Harry and Dan. The baliff role was changed too as Selma died after Season 2 and Florence died after Season 3. The current baliff is Roz Russel, who has a attribute you *don't* want to mess with. Anyway, the cast members do trials and such, but always get into misadventures, such as Mel Torme visiting, Dan being accused of stealing money from the Phil Sanders foundation, and Bull being abducted by men from Jupiter.
Anyway, in the fan-fiction world, Roz wasn't with the others when she appeared in "Warner Academy 2: The Inftant Strikes Back". In the story, Roz was framed for being a convinence store robber and she teamed up with the Animaniacs gang to cleared both their and her names. She reunited with other Night Court members in "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party" where they are their usual selves. Dan is still the pervert, Harry is still the nutcase, and Bull is still dumb as ever. At the end of the story, Dan gotten being up and the others didn't bother to help him. Before I go, don't forget to check out Harry's actor, Harry Anderson, in "The Life Story of Dr. Gene Burrows" and check out other Night Court stories as well. Court and profile are adjourned!

 
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Paul Rugg

October 5 2002, 2:24 PM 

Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Animaniacs"
First appearance in an H! fic: "24 Hours" (voicing Nostradamus)
First appearance in an H! fic as himself: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: Don't know
Turn ons: Voicing acting
Turn offs: unknown
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Don't know
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Like Jeff Glen Bennett, we never see him person except at conventions. But smarter person recognize for voicing many funny characters. He started out for WB fans on "Animaniacs" where he played the annoying parody of Jerry Lewis, Mr. Director. He also voiced the wacky hero Freakazoid in many of his wacky adventures. He also voiced Manny the Uncanny and Mr. Sultana Sultana (whoever they are). But he also voiced many funny characters on H!: Montezuma, the Dragon in the China episode, Merlin, Meriweather Lewis, Sergei Eisenstein, Qinshihuangdi, Inti the Sun God, Charles Darwin, and of course, everyone's favorite funny prophet, Nostradamus.
Like Jeff Glen Bennett, we keep casting him in fan-fictions as well. Heck, JusSonic cast Paul as Scott Drawford's younger self. The real Paul Rugg himself show up in "The First Annual Harley Awards" where Jerry Lewis himself complaint to Paul that Mr. Director is a parody of him. Mr. Director try to defend himself, but Slappy doesn't care and blown the annoying guy out of there. That aside, look for us to use Paul Rugg in many other H! fan-fictions in the future.

 
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Don Knotts

October 6 2002, 4:56 PM 

Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Search For Tomorrow" (1951)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 78
Turn ons: Acting
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: His co-stars and Wakko since he is his fan
Enemies: Unknown
Birth: July 21, 1924
Death: Not yet, and Wakko will be glad for that.

Many people in history knows who Don Knotts is by now. For those who don't (and shame on you!), let me explain. Don Knotts is one of those actors who is known for playing cowardous characters. Many people recognized for playing Deptuy Barney Fife on "The Andy Griffith Show" and Ralph Furley on "Three's Company". He also stars in many great movies, just as "The Incredible Mr. Limpet", "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken", "Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo", and "Pleasantville". He also voice-acting in cartoon movies: Assistant Principal Lamar Bone in "Doug", T.W. Turtle in "Cats Don't Dance" (a Warner Bros. movie) and Muff Potter in an animals version of "Tom Sawyer."
He has many fans, so it isn't a surprise that Warner sibling Wakko is also a fan of his. And I guess that one of the people of Histeria! is a fan too, because his voice is used for Alexander the Great, an early version of Aristotle, and The Hick Farmer.
Don Knotts shown up in "The First Annual Harley Awards" as the presenter for the final award. Unforunately, he accidentally ripped it up causing the Warners to get another copy. Of course, everyone forgives him for that and if no one doesn't, Wakko will use an anvil on them.

 
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William Daniels

October 2 2002, 4:51 PM 

Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: An episode of "The Nurses"
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Age: 75
Turn ons: Acting, playing the classical guitar and busying himself with chess, tennis, reading and cooking
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: His co-stars, the H! cast and writers probably
Enemies: Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde
Birth: March 31, 1927
Death: ???

William Daniels is a successful actor. Many people knows he played John Adams in 1776. He also starred in "A Thousand Clowns," as well as in "The Graduate," "Black Sunday," "Two for the Road," "The Parallax View" and, more recently, "Her Alibi" and "Blind Date." He also been on TV many times then I can count! Williams been on a show now canceled, "Boy Meets World." (You can see it in reruns)
Williams Daniels made a guest-appearance in "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party" where he took down book legend Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde. Of course, the next time he appears, he may want to watch out in case the villain decides to get revenge.

 
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Plot Device

October 5 2002, 11:23 AM 

Voiced by: Mo Willems
First appearance: "Sheep in the Big City"
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Age: Robots are ageless
Turn ons: Helping out the Secret Military Organization
Turn offs: Being called silly and overdone by anyone
Friends: General Specific, Private Public, the Angry Scientist, the rest of the Secret Military Organization
Enemies: Sheep and friends, the Narrator and Pokejedservo for calling him silly and overdone
Birth: The same day "Sheep in the Big City" started
Death: ???

There is nothing much about this robot, except for the fact that he is a helper for the Secret Military Organization and a joke in the show "Sheep in the Big City" (why R6 hated it, I may never know). He doesn't like being like silly and overdone by neither the Narrator nor Pokejedservo as seen in "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party". Thank you.

Speaking of R6, can you do profiles on Princess Ayeka and Princess Sasami? I loved to see them. The profiles, i mean.

 
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Some awards guests

October 6 2002, 6:06 PM 

Christopher Walken
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "The Wonderful John Acton" (1953)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 59
Turn ons: Acting, scaring people I guess
Turn offs: Not being thank for being the basis of Wally Faust which made Faust so memorable to the WBC Board members, being threaten with dynamite, people confusing for the scary characters he played
Friends: His co-actors, Robert although he's freaked out at him
Enemies: Wally Faust, Slappy because she threaten him, Gary Oldman
Birth: March 31, 1943
Death: ???

One of the most scariest actors, mainally because he played so many scary characters. He started in movies like "The Dead Zone", "McBain", "Annie Hall" and "Wayne World 2". Of course, he doesn't like people confusing him for the characters he played. So I don't blamed him for being annoyed that his image is used for Wally Faust and Nikola Tesla without his permission.
In "The First Annual Harley Awards", he criticized his lookalike Wally Faust. Slappy doesn't like that and threaten Christopher with dynamite in order for him to shut up. Later, Mr. Walken found Robert and informed him that he is hardly evil or scary, he have a wife, and he hardly go into creepy monologues. He offer Robert a ride home and the author accepted. It looks like that Walken is going to go crazy for real and about to crash into a car. Robert freaked out and jumped out of the car. Surprisingly, Walken wasn't doing it for real, he is just fooling him. He didn't appeared to fooled us when JusSonic used him as the fan-fiction character, "Christopher Zarret" though and when he went psycho on Gary Oldman in "Celebrity Deathmatch". Now go away. I think you are scaring him.

Jerry Lewis
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "My Friend Irma" (1949)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 76
Turn ons: Acting
Turn offs: Mr. Director being a parody of him
Friends: Sammy Davis Jr., his co-stars except Dean Martin, Slappy for taking care of Mr. Director
Enemies: Dean Martin, possibly Frank Sinatra, Mr. Director
Birth: March 16, 1926
Death: ???

Famous for being a crazy guy, Jerry Lewis is known for his crazy personations in "The Nutty Professor", "The Cinderfella", and "The Caddy". He used to be partners with straightman Dean Martin, but since they broken up due to something I don't know about, they were out for each other's blood. Although Dean beaten Jerry in "Celebrity Deathmatch", Jerry is still alive and kicking. He also is a director but none of his movies are like except for the French. So I am not surprised that he is annoying that Animaniacs character Mr. Director is a parody of him. I am surprised he didn't criticized H! for making Nostradamus, Merriweather Lewis, and the Dragon parodies of him. In "The First Annual Harley Awards", he make his opinions and Slappy took care of Mr. Director. So I guess that make him happy for now.

Weird Al Yankovic
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "The Compleat Al" (1985) though I think he made a first appearance in a music video
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 42
Turn ons: Acting, making fun of other people's song, droping anvils on people
Turn offs: Being beaten up, being critcized
Friends: His band
Enemies: Al Gore, Coolio, and I don't think that Snowflake and The Siren is thrilled that he try to drop an anvil on them.
Birth: October 23, 1959
Death: ???

This guy is known for making parodies of famous songs. The way he does it is so funny, it makes even politics roll in the aisles. His known parodies are "Eat It", "Living in a Amish Paradise" (a song which is a parody of one of Coolio's songs, which Coolio didn't like him for), and "The Saga Begins" which is a parody of "American Pie" and it talks about Star Wars Episode I. He also show up in various movies and TV shows. In "Celebrity Deathmatch", Al Gore kicked his butt for making fun of him with a song, but he is still alive and kicking, thanks goodness. In "The First Annual Harley Awards", he try to drop an anvil on Snowflake thinking he was Harley. Needless to say, neither Snowflake or The Siren was thrilled. Anyway, if there's a song to parodied, Weird Al would probably parodied it anyway, so look out!

 
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165.121.88.198

Well...

October 7 2002, 12:32 AM 

... I asked Pokejedservo to do their profiles. If he can't, or doesn't want to, I will take them on. I'm just missing too much backstory on them (like why they came to Earth, just how they're related to Tenchi, and what was their true first appearance. I always loved the show, but I only recently was able to see it regularly. Gotta find videos...)

 
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Two 80's movie guys

October 7 2002, 4:41 PM 

Emmett "Doc" Brown
Voiced by: Christopher Lloyd
First appearance: "Back to the Future" (1985)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Science, time travel, the old West, DeLorian cars, experiments with time
Turn offs: Knowing about the future in advance, any kind of tampering with the space time continum
Friends: Marty McFly, his dog Einstein, his wife Clara
Enemies: Lybian terrorists and Buford Tannen, Biff Tannen's desecent who was supposed to have killed Doc in 1885
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Christopher Lloyd's other famous movie character[and the one who didn't try to kill toons or detective's brothers]is this, well, to put it kindly, somewhat cracked scientific genius from the "Back to the Future" trilogy. His list of accomplishments is long though, having invented a time machine out of a DeLorian car that goes anywhere you want when it hits 88 MPH, though he only survived an attempt on his life by terrorists whom he stole plutonium from because his young friend Marty McFly got him to read a note about the future in 1955. Marty of course had to meet the Doc's past self when he inadvertingly sent himself to 1955, and then again in the sequel when Doc was sent to 1885 while trying to reverse a horrible mistake in time cause by McFly family nemesis Biff Tannen- who's desendent nearly killed Doc in the old West in 1885 but was stopped with Marty's help and the help of the woman who fell for Doc in 1885, Clara. Their exploits then continued until the weirdest one yet in the present day, when in the Toonzone fic "Once and Future Warners" the Warners got ahold of the DeLorian and the result was Axel Foley's near destruction of time, but Doc came back to reclaim his machine, which he used again to get to the Harly Awards show. But now's he gonna go back in time again no doubt for all those adventures and for all the times time almost got really messed up.

Bill and Ted
Played by: Keanu Reeves[Ted], Alex Winter[Bill]
First appearance: "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" (1989)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: Mid teens, both of them
Turn ons: All the stuff wacked out, confused teens like Toast love, and they like meeting historical people too.
Turn offs: The totally uncool
Friends: Each other, the time travel guy played by George Carlin
Enemies: De Nomolos, an evil guy in the future trying to destroy them and the happy future, and the two evil clones of Bill and Ted he created
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Toast isn't the only barely functioning surfer teen that's been in a lot of adventures with historical figures, as Bill and Ted have proven[and whatever happened to that guy who played Bill anyway?]They've gotten the chance to meet several famous dead dudes for their history project, they've met evil clones of themselves, they've met Death himself, they've apperantly been responsible for peace in the future since that's why someone sent evil clones to destroy them, and of course, they're big rock fans and one of the Harely Awards many guests. All right, rock on dudes!!

 
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152.163.189.131

More Harley Awards guests

October 8 2002, 5:44 AM 

Mike Myers
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Wide Awake Club" (TV Series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 39
Turn ons: Acting
Turn offs: People stealing his roles
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Dana Carvey
Birth: May 25, 1963
Death: ???

Here's another famous actor who once starred in SNL! This actor is funny guy from the friendly neighbor in the north (mainly Canada). On SNL, he has many roles, like Wayne Campbell, that German guy who's a pervert, and that bath tub boy. He has starred in many funny movies like "Wayne World 1 & 2" (both about his role in SNL), "So I Married An Axe Murderer", and "Mystery Alaska". But many people known for playing an delightfully funny ogre in "Shrek" and for playing 60s swinging British agent Austin Powers in that Austin Powers movies, including his enemies Dr. Evil, Fat B*****d, and Goldmember. In "Celebrity Deathmatch", it seems that he was killed by his former co-star, Dana Carvey, but remember it is just clay! He appeared in the Harley Awards story where he made fun of Captain Caps with the others guests there including former SNL player David Spade. Fortunately for the author, that event was only a dream was Myers didn't really tease. Look for the funny man to appeared in the upcoming movies, "The Cat In The Hat" and the sequel to "Shrek".

James Gandolfini
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "A Stranger Among Us" (1992)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 41
Turn ons: Acting, being a tough guy
Turn offs: Getting his butt kick
Friends: His co-stars including Steve Van Zandt
Enemies: Bruce Springsteen
Birth: September 18, 1961
Death: ???

This is an actor you don't want to mess with. I don't know anyone about this guy, except for the fact that he played Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr., a tough guy criminal on "The Sopranos". Like Myers, he also appeared on "Celebrity Deathmatch" and like Myers, he was killed, but this time by rocker legend Bruce Springsteen. He is alive anyway but before that (I think) he appeared as a present in the Harley Awards story. All I have to say is don't mess with him.

Rosie O'Donnell
Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: She made her first impact as a guess on "Sesame Street" a famous TV series
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 40
Turn ons: Acting, dating people, acting weird
Turn offs: Being insulted, I guess
Friends: His co-stars, anyone she's dated or considering cute
Enemies: Oprah Winfrey, Jerry Springer
Birth: March 21, 1962
Death: ???

Another famous face. She is a co-star who is gentle on and off the screen. She played in many good movies like "A League Of Their Own", "The Flintstones", "Harriet The Spy", and many others that is too long to list. She also voiced Terk in a Disney movie called "Tarzan". She appeared on "Celebrity Deathmatch" fighting Oprah Winfrey, which was interrupted by foul-mouth Jerry Springer. In another episode, she and Oprah team up to tear up Springer. However, Oprah turned on Rosie and killed her. She is still alive anyway. She was the host of the Kids Choice Awards on Nickelodean, which is probably the reason she is one of the presenters in the Harley Awards story. She may have presented with Samuel L. Jackson, but she is still gentle as she called the Warner siblings cuties. I guess with her troubles (don't ask what one of them are!), she deserved a break.

That's it for now, but can someone tell me who the heck Snowflake, Dudley Puppy, and Jay & Silent Bob are? I never seen the WB stories that the first two are in, and I never see the Kevin Smith movies with Jay & Silent Bob are in. So can someone tell me (hopefully Robert since he was there)?

 
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More Harley Awards guests that you can shake a stick at

October 8 2002, 12:10 PM 

The Klumps
Family members: Cletus 'Papa' Klump, Anna Pearl 'Mama' Jensen Klump, Ida Mae 'Granny' Jensen
Voiced by: Eddie Murphy
First appearance: "The Nutty Professor" (1996)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: They are old enough to be cranky people, that's for sure! But don't tell them or Axel that I said that.
Turn ons: Eating, making sarcious remarks, embarrassing their fellow family member Axel, anything else that I miss
Turn offs: Being insulted by anyone even Axel, anything else that I miss
Friends: Axel Foley, the Warner siblings and their friends, their friends in the Nutty Professor movies
Enemies: Buddy Love, though I think Granny likes him (don't ask!)
Births: ???
Deaths: ???

If you thought your family was crazy, check out Axel's! The Klumps come from The Nutty Professor movies that Axel Foley (played by Eddie Murphy in case you didn't know, though Eddie's character in TNP was named Sherman) stars in. These cranky characters are Axel Foley's family, though it is strange since Axel Foley doesn't even look like them and he has a different last name, but that's how it works in the fan-fiction world I supposed. While the family didn't have much of a supporting role in the first movie, they appeared to have one in the sequel, which their name was in the title. Event though the movie stunk (don't tell Axel that!), that didn't stopped them as they show up in fan-fictions, often with Cletus's boy Axel! In "The First Annual Harley Awards", Cletus embarrased Axel in public and threaten to spank Axel for mouthing back at him. They show up again in the Thanksgiving story spending Thanksgiving with Axel and friends. Oh, I supposed that it isn't worth mentioning that they are all played (including Axel) by Eddie Murphy.

Samuel L. Jackson
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Together For Days" (1972)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 53
Turn ons: Acting, swearing I guess
Turn offs: Unknown as of yet
Friends: His co-stars, his director George Lucas
Enemies: Harrison Ford
Birth: December 21, 1948
Death: ???

****! Gotcha, didn't I? Anyway, he is another actor who stars as a swearing hoodlum. Mr. Jackson was an actor who is known throughout Hollywood as something or another. He stars in many movies liked "The Exorcist III", "Goodfellas", "Menace II Society", "Die Hard: With A Vengeance", "Pulp Fiction", "Jurassic Park", and "Coming To America" (an Axel Foley movie). He also played a foul-mouthed, play by his rules cop named Shaft in the movie "Shaft". (Which is probably the reason Miss Info mistaked Axel for him) Many Star Wars fans known Samuel for playing Mace Windu in "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" and "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones". This became a factor which he fights against Harrison Ford in "Celebrity Deathmatch" with George Lucas as Guest-Referee. The foul-mouthed actor was beaten, but still lives, at least in the real world. The actor appeared as a presenter, along with Rosie O'Donnell in "The First Annual Harley Awards". Look for Samuel L. Jackson to appear as Mace Windu for the last time in "Star Wars Episode III".

Nathan Lane
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Jacqueline Susann's Valley of the Dolls" (1981)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 46
Turn ons: Acting, getting the last laugh
Turn offs: Directors who insisted on axing his proposed, multimillion-dollar, big-star remake of "My Dinner with Andre" because it had too much of a plot, not enough action with explosions, dramaticness, and anything else I can't fit in here
Friends: His co-stars, Jay Sherman
Enemies: Mr. Director
Birth: February 3, 1956
Death: ???

Another actor of Hollywood. He starred in many great movies, though sometimes he is best known as Timon from "Disney's The Lion King." He is one of the guests at the Harley Awards. He isn't thrilled that Mr. Director didn't like hie remake of "My Dinner With Andre" and later on in the story, he got revenge of the annoying director by introducing to "The Critic" star Jay Sherman. Mr. Director stinks!

 
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205.188.209.134

More Harley Awards guests

October 9 2002, 10:10 AM 

Sarah Jessica Parker
Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: "Rich Kids" (1979)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 37
Turn ons: Acting, her husband Matthew Broderick
Turn offs: Annoying co-stars
Friends: Her co-stars
Enemies: Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis
Birth: March 25, 1965
Death: ???

Yet another famous face. Sarah Jessica Parker is one of the famous actresses who won an award for something. Many people known her for starring in "Square Pegs" and "Sex and the City" (Hope Lydia doesn't freak out at the word in the first part of the TV show title). Sarah Jessica Parker shown up on "Celebrity Deathmatch" fighting her co-stars Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis and lost. She is married to a famous actor, Matthew Broderick. She is also one of the guests in the Harley Awards story. Watch out for the Warners, Sarah.

Alyssa Milano
Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: "Old Enough" (1984)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 29
Turn ons: Acting
Turn offs: Female stars horning in on her gig
Friends: Her co-stars
Enemies: Melissa Joan Hart
Birth: December 19, 1972
Death: ???

Another famous actress. Like Sarah, she started out as a child star on "Who's the Boss?" with famous star, Tony Danza. She starred as one of the witchy sisters on "Charmed" which is the reason she is an opponent for Melissa Joan Hart on "Celebrity Deathmatch". She won, by the way. She appeared as one of the guests in the Harley Awards story. Say the magic word, please.

Kelsey Grammer
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Cheers" (TV series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 47
Turn ons: Acting
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: Roseanne
Birth: February 21, 1955
Death: ???

He is an actor who is also known for playing villains. His name is Kelsey Grammer. He got his start as playing Dr. Fraser Crane on the TV show, "Cheers". He went on to star in a spinoff series called "Fraser". Like I said before, he played villains, including Sideshow Bob on "The Simpsons" and Stinky Pete the Prospector in "Toy Story 2". He appeared on "Celebrity Deathmatch" fighting fellow TV star Roseanne and defeat her by scaring her to death. His first appearance in a H! fic is "The First Annual Harley Awards" where he appeared as a guest. If you guys are lucky, you may hear him again as I am planning on casting him as BB Kiddinton's new foe, Kraser Terriwinkle in "Histeria: The Next Generation" hopefully coming soon next year.

 
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Time Squad

October 9 2002, 1:45 PM 

Cast members: Buck Tuddrussel, Larry 300, and Otto Osworth
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen (Buck), Mark Hamill (Larry), and Pamela Segall (Otto)
First appearance: "El Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake" (Time Squad pilot)
First appearance in an H! fic: The short-lived Harley Awards spoof
Age: Buck's age is adult age, Larry's age is ageless (since he is a robot), and Otto's age is 9.
Turn ons: Buck: Butt-kicking, practicing his sharp shooting, reading his laser magazines, weight lifting; Larry: Assisting kings and diplomats, cooking, gulfing, knitting, and any other civilized hobby--you name it!; Otto: history, playing with what ever toy, game, or puzzle based on famous people or moments in history he can get his hands on, and his well known skill is karate which he sees on TV
Turn offs: Buck doesn't like getting his butt kicked, Larry doesn't like helping Tuddrussel and he always try to keep the cop from doing anything bad, and Otto doesn't like Sister Thornly, andwhen Buck, Larry, or Buck and Larry do anything he knows is wrong.
Friends: Each other (though Buck and Larry get in fights sometimes), many historical figures they meet in time, other Time Squad units though Buck doesn't like the one his former wife is in, the other cartoon stars at Cartoon Network, including Bugs Bunny
Enemies: Sister Thornly, bad guys they meet in time
Birth: Otto was born in either in the 20th or 21st century, while Buck and Larry were born or created many years later.
Death: ????

Histeria! isn't the only time that has people traveling through history. Time Squad stars three mishaps who "Enforce the past, to protect their future". You see, Otto used to be orphan in an orphange that was run by a nasty nun named Sister Thornly. The nasty nun didn't like Otto reading books and always punished him by making him do chores. One night, Buck and Larry accidentally teleported to his room while on a mission. Turn outs they don't know squat about history, not to mention Buck always messes things up. Fortunately, Otto is a whiz in history and convince the two (Buck mostly) to bring him along. Thanks to him, their missions went on fine. Well, almost. Sometimes Buck, Larry, Otto, or Buck and Larry do something that is wrong and might jeopardise the mission. Fortunately, they figured out a way to fixed it, as well as the problem with the historical figures. They meet up with famous people, like Lincoln, Napoleon, Montezuma, Churchill, etc. (most of them are the same figures our H! cast met) Anyway, the threesome made appearance in the short-lived Harley Awards spoof and the Histeria!/Rugrats crossover party. I bet the Histerians will meet these guys again when the show appeared at Cartoon Network next year (I hope).

 
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205.188.209.134

Some minors characters

October 9 2002, 8:39 PM 

Moppel's boss
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First appearance: "Loud's Histerical Wish" (H! fic)
Age: Mid-30s is my guess
Turn ons: Ratings
Turn offs: Losing to the other station, getting his hopes up by his employees
Friends: Fred Moppel and his employees
Enemies: Barry Ding and his station of CMM, Attila and his Huns
Birth: Unknown since the story he is in take place in another universe
Death: ???

This is guy is simply known as...Moppel's boss. Nothing is known about him except that he is the boss of ABD and he wants Moppel to keep his station going because of Barry Ding and his station of CMM. When Attila and his Huns stop them, Moppel's boss thought they were goners. Moppel tricked Hun into believing that his henchmen were planning on betraying him, causing him to chase his men off in anger. Moppel admits that the betrayl never happened, annoying his boss. After that, we didn't see Moppel's boss again except for the end when Moppel won the coin toss forcing Ding out of the anchorman business.

Announcer
Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First appearance: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: Unknown since we never see him
Turn ons: Announcing
Turn offs: The award show I guess
Friends: Unknown
Enemies: Ditto
Birth: ???
Death: ???

He is the announcer...who announces things. We never seen him the the Harley Awards story. We only hear him announce things. That's all, I guess.

 
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From the Tenchi files...

October 10 2002, 4:37 AM 

... and these aren't the first, last, or only two to be appearing... You asked for it, you got it!

Princess Ayeka Jurai
Voiced by: Jennifer Darling
First appearance: Here Comes Ayeka! (Episode 2 in the Tenchi Muyo! OAV series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Age: A woman - especially a princess - never tells!
Turn-ons: Culture, Tenchi, tradition, Jurai rituals, Tenchi, her duties as a princess, Tenchi, R6, proper customs, manners, and did I already mention Tenchi?
Turn-offs: Competing for Tenchi's affections (though she seems to enjoy her moments of victory), fighting with Ryoko (though she doesn't like her much anyway), nearly having her planet conquered, seeing Tenchi with some other woman all over him. (usually Ryoko)
Friends: Her younger sister Sasami, Tenchi, R6, Washu, Mihoshi, Roy-ohki, R6, Mario, Luigi, the H! cast and writers, and to some extent, Ryoko.
Enemies: Sakuya, Kagato, Bowser, Giga Bowser, and she has an ongoing rivalry with Ryoko that heats up quite a bit at times.
Birth: If I knew THAT, I'd know her age! Ayeka won't talk!
Death: ??? (Hopefully never)

She's cultured, charming, prim, proper, and absolutely gorgeous in her own right. Ayeka is the crown princess of the planet Jurai, but has become stranded on Earth thanks to one of her battles with Ryoko (just as the space pirate's arrest warrant expired...) Ayeka prefers to do things in her mannerly way, which often gets on someone's nerves (and I'm not saying who) There is some strong royal bond between herself and Tenchi, but not one so close that she couldn't consider marrying him. In fact, as she puts it, he's been hers since before he was even born! Ayeka's not much of a cook, nor really skilled at child care (hey, she's not even married yet!), but she tries her best to prove useful to the Masaki household, especially around Tenchi.
In "Imperial Affairs", a bit of missing Ayeka backstory was revealed. Apparently, she has been to Earth before. She knows the Mario brothers, as they came to retrieve Bowser when he tried to conquer Jurai. After that ordeal, she left for Earth, and it must have been a few years ago that she did so... she once dated R6, and to this day seems to hold him in a high regard, despite his current romantic entaglements... It's likely she was called back to Jurai on royal business before she came back to find her fiancée... which is when she got stuck on Earth for what will hopefully be a long time... Also, judging by what she said about "Someone else wanted someone else", we can guess who Tenchi has chosen...

Princess Sasami Jurai
Voiced by: Sherry Lynn
First appearance: Here Comes Ayeka (again, this is Episode 2 of the Tenchi Muyo! OAV series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Age: Probably about eight or nine years old. Yeah, she's gonna be drop-dead gorgeous when she's older.
Turn-ons: Well, she's really young for such things, but... cooking, playing with Ryo-Ohki, being friendly, making new friends, probably Tenchi in some way (she is MUCH younger than him), cooling down Tenchi when things get too hectic.
Turn-offs: Fighting, seeing people fight, losing her friends, being attacked or yelled at, messing up her recipes (a RARE instance), seeing Tenchi stressed or hurt, and probably none too fond of those strange psychic dreams she has
Friends: Her older sister Ayeka, Tenchi, Ryo-ohki, Ryoko, Washu, Mihoshi, R6, the H! cast and writers, Mario, Luigi, Kiyone, and probably anyone she comes across. Sasami's not that hard to love
Enemies: Kagato, Bowser, Giga Bowser. Again, Sasami's not hard to love Not many enemies come her way.
Birth: Who knows? She looks about 9, but then again, Ryoko is over 700 years old, and look at her...
Death: Not for a VERY LONG TIME, trust me!

Sasami isn't as involved in culture and tradition as her sister is, but that's probably because she is so young, and may not have been so exposed to it. She's the peaceful one of the bunch, and prefers not to fight or take sides. She also loves to cook, and is especially talented at it... anyone who ever tries her food falls in love with it instantly. Sasami has such adorable blue hair and red eyes, and has that strange marking in her forehead... it supposedly glows when she's having one of her psychic dreams. She is also very fond of Tenchi and would do anything for him. Of course, I don't mean romantically or anything, she's too young for that. Sasami is also very close to Ryo-ohki. Who wouldn't be, she's such an adorable... thing... What more can be said about her, other than anyone who would ever hurt her is probably the nastiest, most evil S.O.B. alive!
As far as her "Histeria!" backstory, it's limited. She came to Earth with Ayeka a few years ago, and met R6 that way. She seems to be fond of him also, but again, no romance. In "Imperial Affairs", she came back to find R6 with Ayeka, and was apparently quite happy to see him, and his mansion (and couldn't wait to get to the kitchen and cook!), AND both Mario brothers when they rrived to tell the H! cast and writers who were there about Giga Bowser. She even had them help her cook some Italian dishes. Judging by the finish to "Imperial Affairs", we'll see more of her and Ayeka... and maybe more of the Tenchi gang in the future.

 
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Washu

October 10 2002, 9:40 AM 

Voiced by: K.T. Voght
First appearance: "We Need Tenchi" (Episode 6 in the Tenchi Muyo! OAV series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party"
Age: Over 20,000
Turn ons: science, back-stabbing people, using people as her pawns, using anything to win
Turn offs: Getting caught in her lies
Friends: Ayeka, Sasami, Tenchi, Ryo-ohki, Ryoko, Mihoshi, the H! cast and writers, Kiyone
Enemies: Kagato, Relena, Tracie, Henry, Adrian, Rika, Brock, Gohan, Mina, Jackie Chan (the castaways from "Anime Survivor" except for Kagato)
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

Just what we need. Another genius, but a good genius. Almost. Anyway, like Ryoko and Ayeka, she also obssessed with Tenchi. But unlike them, she often spend her time doing experiments and stuff like that. She seem to be the creator of Ryoko and Ryo-ohki but that was just in the first season. She is smart for she uses that to her advantage time and again.
She, as well as the other Tenchi Muyo! cast members, appeared in "A Big Histeria! Crossover Party". When things were looking bad because of the villains, she suggested to Sammy to hold the party another time. Invader Zim mistaken Washu for a human later in the story. Fortunately, that often happens before so she didn't punished him. She however shown her nasty side when she was a contestant in "Anime Survivor 4". She, like Gene, uses people as pawns and voted people she doesn't like out of the game. In Episode 12, her evil ways caught up to her as she was voted out by the other tribe members. That will teach her, I have to say.

 
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172.137.220.154

LT devil and girl

October 11 2002, 4:57 PM 

Tazmanian Devil
Voiced by: Mel Blanc in the old WB cartoons, Jim Cummings currently
First appearance: "Devil May Hare" (1954)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Harley Awards"
Age: He's been around for about 50 years
Turn ons: Eating, spinning around, talking incoherently, eating rabbits and everything else, Chevy cars
Turn offs: Failing to eat rabbits and everything else
Friends: The Looney Tunes and Tiny Toon gangs, the cast of Taz-Mania
Enemies: Bugs, Buster, and a few others don't like it when he tries to eat them
Birth: 1954
Death: ???

He's everyone's favorite animated character who can barely speak a word of English, he tries to make a meal of many a co-star, he's down in Tazmania...he's simply, Taz. Most of the Looney Tunes shows ad him wanting to eat Bugs Bunny or some other LT star, but through many a trick he is denied a bite to eat. But it doesn't happen before he gets a chance to spin around, slobber, and babble not a word of English. The formula has worked well for him since then for 50 years as he is one of the LT franchise's most marketable characters. He starred in his own show, made cameos on others[most notably the Cutie and the Beast A! episode and in TTA shows], appeard in Space Jam, and is one of the spokespeople or spokedevils for Chevrolet cars. Just get him a tasty rabbit and his life is complete.

Lola Bunny
Voiced by: Kath Souice
First appearance: "Space Jam" (1996)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Harly Awards"
Age: 20's
Turn ons: B-ball, Bugs
Turn offs: Getting called doll
Friends: Bugs, Michael Jordan, and the LT gang
Enemies: The Monstars
Birth: First appeared in 1996
Death: ???

Sure, if men take one look at her they'll drool all over themselves like they will for many others in this thread, but unlike the other shapely, gorgeous, and whatever words you have in mind for attractive, girls here, Lola has a particular leg up on them. She can tie you up in knots on the basketball court and even did so to the mighty Bugs Bunny, she was the first new LT character in decades, she snagged Bugsy for a bunnyfriend, and oh yeah, if you want to suffer, call her doll and she'll forfill your wish. Aside from award show appearances she didn't do much after Space Jam until Cartoon Network's Baby Looney Tunes show where she's a tyke, but the males would much rather see her as a grownup[though it's certaingly nothing new for Kath Souice to voice a baby]- but again, call her doll and pay dearly.

 
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Peter and Lois Griffin

October 12 2002, 12:28 PM 

Voiced by: Seth MacFarlane (Peter) and Alex Borstein (Lois)
First appearance: "Deat Has A Shadow" (Family Guy episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Histeria! kids babysits the Rugrats"
Age: Peter is probably above age 21 and so is Lois
Turn ons: Peter: Making bad jokes, hitting on ladies, acting like an idiot, drinking beer with his mates, watching television, Lois; Lois: Being a mother, Peter, teachering the piano during the afternoon and spends the rest of her time doing housework and looking after the family, chating with Brian, the family dog
Turn offs: Peter: saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, getting his butt kicked, getting in trouble; Lois: Peter never always listening to her, times when Peter act like an idiot
Friends: The rest of their family except Stewie, the rest of Quahog, Rupert Murdoch
Enemies: Stewie Griffin, the Warner siblings, Axel Foley, Pinky & The Brain, the Simpsons, Wendy Frachetti, Fred Flitstone and Barney Rubble, the entire Rhode Island chapter of the NAACP, John Leguizamo, Nathan Lane, the National Organization for Women, anyone who doesn't doesn't like them or just Peter and that includes the inmates that beaten up Peter at the end of "A Very Wakko Thanksgiving"
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Stewie isn't the only person that every toon hates from the show "Family Guy". There is the matter of his parents Peter and Lois Griffin. Peter and Lois looks like ripoffs of Homer and Marge Simpson of "The Simpsons" fame. Peter acts like an idiot at times and Lois tries to be a good mother. Of course, if she knew that Stewie wanted to kill her. She wouldn't try so hard. "Family Guy" was eventually canceled (though it doesn't matter), but they appeared in fanfictions also. In "Warner Academy 2: The Infant Strikes Back", Peter, Lois, and the rest of the Griffin got their ***** handed to them by the Simpsons family when Peter stupidly hits on Marge. They appeared in "A Very Wakko Thanksgiving" where they were entertaining Stewie's "guests" (they didn't know they were helping him holding them captured). The "guests" got away when Nathan Lane, John Leguizamo, the National Organization for Women, and the NAACP kicked storm the Griffin house thinking Peter was insulting them. At the end of the story, Peter was send to prison along with Stewie by Wendy Frachetti and 140 people who filed a lawsuit against Peter. While Stewie gotten out thanks to Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Peter didn't as he gotten his butt kicked this time by inmates. In "The Wrath of Stewie", Peter was put in the Phantom Zone to keep Stewie, who was defeated again, company. They made appearance in the P&TB/Powerpuff Girls crossover story, but let's just say Peter got the best of Stewie this time. Finally, Peter and Lois shown in in "The Histeria! kids babysits the Rugrats" where they hear the explosion from Stewie's factory but didn't bothered to check it out. Oh well...

 
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172.159.206.216

Histerical profiles

October 19 2002, 9:01 AM 

David Hicks
Voiced by: Harry Shearer
First appearance: "Loud's Histerical Wish"
First apperance as himself[to a point]: "Histerical Evil"
Age: Late 30's
Turn ons: Acting, movies, taking photos, and perhaps science too
Turn offs: Battling his alter ego, the Evil Scientist
Friends: Crosby and the H! cast until he went mad
Enemies: Currently Crosby and the H! cast, at least when he's in the mode of the Scientist
Birth: Early 60's
Death: ???

He's a complicated man, and no one understands him....that was part of a line from the song "Shaft", but that applys to this troubled actor who paid for his craft nearly with his life and the Histerians lives. David Hicks was an unknown actor until he protrayed the role of the vicious, power hungry Evil Scientist in "Loud's Histerical Wish" The story was filmed right after the Washington attacks and David was committed to making the role so despicable that the public would continue to gain a like for the H! gang, and he did. However, it appears he did it too well. David soon began to hear a voice that wen on to bother him for the next 3 years. Now here's where you may lose track- doctors have since found that David was so into the role of the Evil Scientist that he soon began to imagine a voice claming to be the Scientist himself. Since he thought it was nothing originally, he tried to ignore it, but in 3 years time, the imaginary fiend became so locked into poor David's brain that David himself began to believe he was the Evil Scientist at times. And since his acting career wrapped up when David saw he would probably be typecast as the Scientist the rest of his career, all he could do was take pictures for the magazine his friend and co-star Crosby worked at to get his mind off of the wicked personality that was taking him over. Then he saw the Histerians once again.
He was overjoyed to catch up with them, so much so that he didn't think that it would set off the Scientist side of him to act against them, but it did. In fact he was soon "taken over" by the Scientist to come up with an idea where Crosby would feature the H! girls in a magazine article, and David would take pictures of them for the cover page. The Scientist part of him set the camera up so that when he snapped pictures of them, they would start acting the direct opposites of themselves and drive the boys insane. The good David then started fighting more than ever with his evil self over what to do, and it was made worse when the World's Oldest Women, Father Time, and Crosby started investigating him. Soon Crosby found out the truth that now the Scientist part of David had taken over for good, and when he found him, he made the Histerians think that Crosby was responsible for it all. But they soon found out the truth too and reversed what he had done to the girls with glorious liplocks. After that he tried to simply kill them and nearly did it to Loud, but David then got control over his body again and punched himself in the face, stopping his evil self. He was then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with a split personality, one which David may have to battle for the rest of his life in order to keep the Scientist part of him from hurting anyone again. It's a simple premise perhaps made complicated by me: an actor becomes so attached to his role that he soon becomes the man he's playing. It sounds like a great movie, but for David Hicks, it's a painfully real situation.

Crosby[the real one]
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "Loud's Histerical Wish"
First apperance as himself: "Histerical Evil"
Age: Early 30's
Turn ons: Acting, movies, writing for his magazine and interviewing people
Turn offs: Unessecary suspicion, the Evil Scientist
Friends: The H! cast and David Hicks[at least the good part]
Enemies: The Evil Scientist
Birth: Late 60's
Death: ???

The other unknown actor to play in "Loud's Histerical Wish" was someone so alike with the character that they both had the same name. Crosby played Crosby, the Evil Scientist's devoted but less evil assistant who finally rejected his boss's madness in the end and lived to run a town nearby Histeria Village with no evil at all. The Crosby who acted this out is relatively the same, and like his co-star David Hicks, he too didn't find much acting work after this film. But he took a job writing for a local magazine with David as his photographer. It was David who convinced him to interview the H! girls for the magazine, and Crosby mearly saw it as a great cover story- not knowing that his friend had been made by a evil personality made by his own mind which called himself the Evil Scientist, to take pictures of the girls that would make them go insane. Crosby was of course concered, but was unconvinced that David had anything to do with it- until he caught him fighting with his alter ego that is. He was then captured and made to look like he was the cause of it all, but Crosby, taken a page from his evil foe, manipulated Loud into going up to greet his fixed up Charity again and he instead saw that Crosby was telling the truth about David after all. He then helped to defeat his confused friend and then had the task of interviewing him at the mental hospital. He wound up to both David and the Scientist that day, and having to deal with the grief of having a friend forever tampered with and perhaps, having a friend become his enemy in battle again someday.

Doctor
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "Histerical Evil"
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Doctoring and explaning a person's psychological problems
Turn offs: The near hopeless mental patients like David
Friends: Unknown
Enemies: Probably David in the mode of the Scientist.
Birth: Mid 50's
Death: ???

This doctor at the mental hospital David Hicks got taken too had the difficult take of explaning David's mental condition in a way we could understand, since endless shouting matches between David and his evil alter ego might not have done it. He diagnosed David as having an advance case of a split personality, and since he had not come in to take care of the problem earlier, it was more likely to take much longer to cure him of it. In fact, it's more likely to the doctor that it may take the rest of David's natural life to cure him[Dum dum dum now!]

 
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64.12.96.202

Minor characters

October 21 2002, 9:17 AM 

The Communist Chorus
Voiced by: Tress MacNeille, Rob Paulsen, Billy West, Frank Welker, Jeff Glen Bennett, Paul Rugg, Laraine Newman, Nora Dunn, Cree Summer, Scott McNeil, David Kaye, and Ian James Cortlett
First appearance: "The Toasty Histeria Picture Show" (H! fic)

The group who sing those wacky songs in Pokejedservo's "Toasty Histeria Picture Show" story.

red-eyed bot
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First (and last) appearance: "The Histeria! kids babysits the Rugrats" (H! fic)

The first robot Stewie sent to destroy the Histerians. It was destroyed when Chuckie squirted ketchup on it.

Announcer from "Histeria Wars Episode I: The History Menace"
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First appearance: "Histeria Wars Episode I: The History Menace" (H! fic)

The announcer who announced Boss Hun and the Gungan.

Evil Sammy Melman
Voiced by: Rob Paulsen
First appearance: "Evil Histeria I: The Evil Rising" (H! fic)

The evil version of Sammy Melman. He was upset when Kellner's good self told him that Histeria! was cancel. Sammy insulted Kellner and was fired. The guards came and pulled him out.

Evil Reverend Karras
Voiced by: Jeff Glen Bennett
First appearance: "Evil Histeria II: The Histerians Strikes Back" (H! fic)

A version of Reverend Karras, except this one is not only evil, but a cult leader. He was eventually captured by Good Gene Burrows and turned over to the police. The cult leader promised that the Histerians will be back. Guess he was right.

Fox Executives robots
Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche
First (and last) appearance: "The Histeria! kids babysits the Rugrats" (H! kids)

Robots that Stewie made that look liked Fox Executives. They assisted Stewie in battling the Histerians and the Rugrats. They were destroyed when The Brain put a virus in them that made them go haywired.

Good Jamie Kellner
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Evil Histeria I: The Evil Rising" (H! fic)

Unlike the Kellner we all hated and despised, this Kellner is another world and he isn't so bad. Nevertheless, he seems responsible for the Evil Histerians going insane when he announced that Histeria! was canceled. He even fired Evil Sammy when he insulted him. I guess this is one Kellner we won't liked also, I guess.

 
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Jigglypuff

October 24 2002, 10:41 AM 

Voiced by: Rachael Lillis
First appearance: "Pokemon Red and Blue" (video games)
First appearance on TV: "The Song of Jigglypuff" (Pokemone episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "DaRk6"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Singing, being happy, scaring it's opponent by inhaling it's breath and looks like a big balloon, making funny faces on people who sleeps with it's marker
Turn offs: People who sleeps during it's singing, being hurt or frustrated
Friends: Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, others from Pokemon, the H! cast and writers and their friends, Mario, maybe Bowser, Peach, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Captain Falcon, Fox, Ness, Ice Climbers, Kirby, Samus, Zelda/Sheik, Link, Mewtwo, Luigi, Marth, Mr. Game & Watch, Dr. Mario, possibly Ganondorf, Young Link, Falco, Pichu, Roy
Enemies: Team Rocket, other Pokemon villains, maybe Sammy
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Besides Pikachu, another famous Pokemon from the video game is this small pink round thing. It's cute and likes to sing. But I suggested you run away because it's singing can put anything-human or Pokemon-to sleep. And when that happens, Jigglypuff gets mad and use it's marker to draw funny faces on anything's faces. And if it realy get mad, it will use it's slap attack to whack you a good one! Also, like Pikachu, it appeared in "Super Smash Bros.", including "Super Smash Bros. Melee", both times as a hidden character. In order to unlock Jigglypuff in "Super Smash Bros. Melee", (warning! spoiler!) complete the one-player Classic or Adventure Mode on any difficulty setting or play more than 50 Vs. matches. Beat Jigglypuff who appeared and you unlocked her (I think it is a her). Jigglypuff eventually made his first H! fic appearance in "DaRk6", where she try to aid R6 and gotten electrocute in the progress. It stay around until the story was over, but I suggested you get some very good, and I mean *good*, earplugs because regular earplugs won't work.

 
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Two more South Park characters

October 31 2002, 7:56 AM 

Ms. Crabtree
Voiced by: Mary-Kay Bergman (Episodes 1-46), Eliza Schneider (47+)
First appearance: "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" (South Park episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: I rather not asked!
Turn ons: Being mean, telling people to sit down and shut up, threatening anyone, driving the bus like a maniac, that man in that dream episode
Turn offs: Finding out what people said about her, people not sitting down and shut up
Friends: Uh, moving on...
Enemies: Anyone who knows her
Birth: ???
Death: ???

She is the most meaniest and ugliest bus driver in South Park, but don't tell her I said her. She usually drive kids to and from the South Park school. She is always telling anyone to "hurry up, they are wasting time" when she is always late, telling to "sit down and shut up", and when anyone doesn't, she either threatens to give them an office reference or shoot the bunny. The kids always cuss her out. Fortunately for them, she is deaf so when she demand what they are saying, they say something else to avoid her wrath. She made an appearance in the H!/South Park crossover story.

Principal Victoria
Voiced by: Mary-Kay Bergman (Episodes 1-46), Eliza Schneider (47+)
First appearance: "Weight Gain 4000" (South Park episode; that's my guess anyway)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Being principal of the South Park school
Turn offs: When the kids or employees of South Park school get in trouble for things that are wrong
Friends: The other South Park school employees, the kids of South Park
Enemies: Anyone who's evil or bad
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Judging by her name, it is obvious she is the principal of the school the kids of South Park goes to. Anyway she is just there doing her job (though why sometimes kids goes to Mr. Mackey's office instead of her is beyond me). She appeared in the H!/South Park story helping the H! adults putting the H! kids in a class and telling Officer Barbrady to talk to the mayor, instead of...well, you get the point.

 
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Ryoko

October 31 2002, 10:57 PM 

Voiced by: Petrea Buchard
First appearance: "The Resurrection of Ryoko" (Episode #1 in the Tenchi Muyo! OVA series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria Crossover Party"
Age: Over 700 years old, but looks about 22.
Turn-ons: Tenchi, fighting, Tenchi, plundering, Tenchi, looting, Tenchi, saké, Tenchi, bathing in the Onsen, Tenchi, soap operas, Tenchi, and... what was that last one? Something that begins with a "T"...
Turn-offs: Being caught, watching some woman fawn all over Tenchi, fighting for Tenchi's affections, not having yet had her "fun" with Tenchi
Friends: Tenchi, Ayeka, Sasami, Washu, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Ryo-ohki, the H! cast and writers, maybe Jigglypuff, and whatever bottle of saké she gets near
Enemies: Kagato, Ayeka (at first, now is only a rival for Tenchi's love), doesn't like Sakuya, probably doesn't like Sammy Melman, and will likely strangle whoever drinks her saké.
Birth: Over 700 years ago
Death: Ryoko is probably immortal, so forget it!

She's a bad girl. The kind you fall for in a heartbeat for her looks, her attitude, and her looks again. Then you realize she's capable of deep compassionate feelings, and you just can't stop thinking about her! Ryoko is a tough, no-nonsense, deadly, and very gorgeous space pirate, and just about always gets what she wants. She discovered Tenchi when he undid a seal on the cave in which she'd been imprisoned for over 700 years. And at first, she wanted nothing more than to tear poor Tenchi apart! Now, she's more or less willing to tear someone apart if they get within five feet of him. She has many powers, and is a skilled warrior, which lends itself to various combat styles. She can also have Ryo-ohki transform into a spacecraft if need be. She can phase through solid objects, fully or partly, at her own discretion. This allows her many chances to slip into Tenchi's room, and float above him as they both sleep. Yes, she can float, fly, and she can make anything she carries phase along with her, even in mid-flight! One could say Ryoko's got it all, but in truth, she wants more. Mostly, what she wants is the returnd affection from Tenchi. As much as she tries to seduce him, he either runs away, or they get interrupted, usually by Ayeka. still, Ryoko tries every day to coax Tenchi into letting her explore her deepest passions for him. Rowr!
Ryoko appeared at the big crossover party the H! cast had with the Rugrats gang. She later appeared in "DaRk6", having showed up after Ayeka came back, and only because she missed her and Sasami. Apparently, Ryoko is VERY notorious in space, because Aisha Clan-Clan knew of her. Supposedly, Ryoko had seen Sammy Melman slip into R6's room and plant the disk, bit didn't know it was Sammy doing it. She also left a bottle of saké lying around somewhere while she was searching for him... not knowing that Aisha Clan-Clan was doing the same. Ryoko didn't get to fight anyone, but she'll probably need her energy for when she gets back to Tenchi, anyway.

 
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205.188.209.134

Three villains from the sequel

November 2 2002, 9:18 AM 

Dr. Clayton Forrester
Voiced by: Trace Beaulieu
First appearance: "Gamera vs. Gaos" (MST3K episode; Season 0)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Revenge of the Villains 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: Unlimited now he's either dead or immortal
Turn ons: Science, experiments, forcing captives to watch bad movies, world conquest, his mother
Turn offs: His captives surviving every movie he sent them, failure, getting his butt kicked, being a star baby
Friends: Dr. Larry Erhardt, TV's Frank, his mother Mrs. Pearl Forrester, the other members of the H! Haters League
Enemies: Joel Robinson, Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo, Gypsy, the H! cast, writers, and allies, Mayor Pete Wineheart and the city of Long Beach, the rest of the world since it's likely they know what he's doing
Birth: ???
Death: He died between Season 7 and 8, but he came back in this story.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a good show for many reasons. One of the reasons is this mad scientist Dr. Clayton Forrester. He is the one who trapped Joel (later Mike) on the Satellite of Love and forced him and the robots to watch very bad movies. Forrester knew that if his hostages go insane from the movies, he can release it on the public, caused them to go insane, and ruled the world! Unfortuantely, the captives have a sense of humor and instead made fun of the movies, thereby surviving them. Nevertheless, Dr. Forrester keeps on trying. He is assisted by another scientist named Dr. Larry Erhardt. After his disappearance, TV's Frank replaced Larry and continued on to help Forrester until Season 6 was over. In the last episode of Season 7, Forrester's funding was cut and he tries to kill the MST3K crew. But in the progress, he ended up being a star baby and died sometime later. However, in death, he discovered a way to have powers of a god and returned to the land of the living for both revenge and world conquest. He enlisted the help of villains and formed the second H! Haters group. They try to kill the Histerians by threating the town of Long Beach. To make long story short, Dr. Forrester sent Scrappy, Evil Martin and "The Deadly Mantis" after them which fails, and he then turn huge in his last attempt to destroy them. However, he was turned into a statue by Mike and the robots which they gotten from Boba Fett. He was now display as a statue as a reminder of the 24 Hours marathon. Let's just hope he doesn't recovered after that.

Evil Martin
Voiced by: Wil Wheaton and Philip Van Dyke (as young sane martin), Eric Idle (as Evil Martin), Phillip Glasser (as older sane Martin)
First appearance: "The Secret of NIMH" (1982; as young Martin), "The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue" (as Evil Martin and older sane Martin)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Revenge of the Villains 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: Mouse years
Turn ons: World conquest, science, insane experiments, anything evil as Evil Martin. I don't know what he likes as sane Martin
Turn offs: Failure, getting his tail kicked, good guys, anything else I miss when he was evil. I don't think you want to know what he likes as sane.
Friends: Timmy and the Rats of NIMH as sane, his henchrats, the cats from the sequel, and the other members of the H! Haters League as insane
Enemies: The NIMH place as sane, Timmy and the Rats of NIMH, the H! cast and friends including Tesla, Scrappy-Doo for a while as insane
Birth: ???
Death: ???

"The Secret of NIMH" was known as one of the best movies ever. So when the sequel was made for it, this villain was introduced. Martin Brisby was captured by the scientists of NIMH and was experimented on. However, he was already smart thanks to his dad, so instead it droved him insane and allow him to take over NIMH. He then plots on taking over Thorn Vallery and try to offer his brother Timmy to join him. The mouse refused and instead defeated his evil brothers and his plans. Evil Martin was then turned back to normal by one of the mouses of NIMH.
Unfortunately, this movie was hated by many fans, including NIMH fans, around the world, which means Evil Martin wasn't liked as well. Martin was turned back to evil thanks to Dr. Forrester who recruited for his evil team. Evil Martin build a robot to help him battle and planted a device which created the forcefield that threaten the town of Long Beach. Evil Martin then was sent along with Scrappy-Doo to destroy the good guys. However, he got into a fight with Scrappy and the good guys got away. Dr. Forrester used his powers to bring him and Scrappy to the hideout for the Final Confrontation and made him and Scrappy forget that they hated each other. Evil Martin try to destroy Nikola Tesla with a death ray, but the Christopher Walken lookalike got mad and sabotaged the death ray it would hurt Evil Martin instead. After all that was over, Evil Martin was returned to normal and sent back to Thorn Valley with no memory of what happened. Let's hope he never gets another movie or chance to be evil again.

Puppetmon
Voiced by: David Lodge
First appearance: "Enter the Dark Masters" (Digimon episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Revenge of the Villains 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: Unlimited since he's a Digimon
Turn ons: Digi-world conquest, playing, torturing Digital beings, destroying anyone who gets in his way
Turn offs: No one who wants to play with him, being accused of having no friends when he doesn't, fire
Friends: Piedmon, MetalSeaDramon, Machinedramon, Kiwimon, Cherrymon for a while, Garbagemon, the other members of the H! Haters League
Enemies: The Digi-Destined and their Digimon, the house guests of his house, MetalEtemon, the other good Digimon of the Digital World, Digi-Fan, the H! cast and writers
Birth: ???
Death: He supposed to died in one of the episodes of Digimon, but he is back.

Digimon has many evil Digimon, including a group of Mega Digimon called "The Dark Masters". Puppetmon is one of them. He looks like an evil puppet. His attacks are Puppet Pummel and something else undetermined. After MetalSeadramon was defeated, Puppetmon step in to have his share at the Digi-Destined. He teleported them, he kidnapped T.K and played with him (meaning he almost killed him), sent evil Digimon to destroy them. Heck, he even killed Cherrymon when he warned him about them. One of his evillest deeds was tricking Matt into attacking his friend Tai so that their Mega Digimon could destroyed each other. It was that day that the Digi-Destined almost splitted up. The remaining group teamed up with the house guests of Puppetmon's house (who didn't liked him because he is a jerk) to caused trouble for Puppetmon. Puppetmon try to destroy them, but was destroyed by a sudden appearance of Matt and MetalGarurumon. Puppetmon realized there is one thing they have that he never had: friends.
Later on, however, he returned to the land of the living, recruited by Dr. Forrester to help him destroy the Histerians. He and Sedusa disguised themselves to get close to the good guys. When they are exposed, Puppetmon had a battle with Digi-fan before they leave. Later on in the story, they have a rematch but this time, Digi-fan had won. Puppetmon was then sent to the place where evil Digimon go when they are defeated and Digi-fan made it so he can never escaped. He may be my favorite Dark Master, but come on!
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That's all I got to sa. I think I know what robert is going to do.

 
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Few more profiles

November 3 2002, 8:56 AM 

John Edward
Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: "Crossing Over with John Edward"{TV show}
First apperance in an H! fic: "TROTV 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: 33
Turn ons: Physic reading, contacting the dead, all the other physic stuff
Turn offs: People that won't show up for his Celebrity Deathmatch battles, Miss Cleo
Friends: The H! gang, sometimes Nostradamus
Enemies: The H Haters, Miss Cleo, sometimes Nostradamus
Birth: 1969
Death: ???

He promotes himself as a physic who can contact the dead and he does it for a living on syndicated TV. John Edward made his name know when he sdtarted his popular TV show three years ago, and he did it well enough to be featured on Celebrity Deathmatch, where he defeated Miss Cleo. Then he showed up as part of the welcome wagon for the Histerians in Long Beach for the 11/11 party. There he feuded with Nostradamus since he didn't show up for the Deathmatch battles, but tyey both had reading during the battles wwith the H! Haters that led them to their hideout. They patched things up for now, though perhaps he might consider taking him on in the arena someday. One never knows...

Pete Wineheart
Voiced by: Peter Graves
First apperance: "TROTV 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: In his 50's
Turn ons: Being the mayor of the twon and greeting important visitors, catching those that try to harm his city, flying helicopters to find their hideout, asking nonsensical questions, and he's easily seduced as well
Turn offs: People that want to destroy his city or turn on good guys like the Histerians to protect it
Friends: The H! gang, the familes from 24 Hours, his citizens
Enemies: The H Haters
Birth: Early 50's
Death: ???

Ever been in a Bulgarian prison? For some reason Long Beach Mayor Pete Wineheart likes asking that question to visitors, but he's well liked nontheless. He was elected to office after the previous mayor had Gene Burrows fired, and we all know what happened then. It was his job to greet the Histerians for the 11/11 celebration and show them around town. Their first stop was the jail Gene was in, where he was quickly seduced by a msyerious woman, who of course was Sedusca. This led to the first battle between the Histerians and the H! Haters, and once they found that Dr Forrester wanted to destroy the town, WIneheart decided he had to calm down his citizens. Once he did, he searched for the Haters hideout in a helicopter, but he was shot down by Alpha. Luckly the Histerian heard this and came to the rescue, where they defeated the villains. Wineheart then honored the Histerians with the state of Forrester on Gene's house, and ensuring that they'll be most welcome again in the future.

Fanboy
Voiced by: Wayne Knight
First apperance: "24 Hours"
Age: 20's probably
Turn ons: All thr stuff fanboys are known to love
Turn offs: Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon
Friends: The H! gang I suppose, though they mostly tolerate him, and he ahs a friend who he thought was dressed up like Boba Fett before he saw that Boba Fett was actually there
Enemies: He hated Sammy for some time, and the H Haters hate him for being part of the H gang
Birth: In the late 70's- early 80's
Death: ???

We all know this type of person. Animanaics and The Simpsons love to make fun of them non stop- the fanboy. This one started as part of the mob that Gene Burrows corrupted in 24 Hours, but Sammy scared him away by sayng he was putting on an all Pokemon schedule. Sammy did apologize to him in Another 24 Hours- only after he came after him again as part of an angry mob. For some reason, he also showed up in Loud's Histerical Wish as well. Years later, he was part of the welcoming crew in Long Beach for the 11/11 anniversary. He lended his advice and knowhow of cartoons and all kinds of stuff in the battle with the H Haters, and actually was not part of any angry mob this time. I'm sure he's going back to his chat rooms right now and bragging about it to his buddies. Goodbye!

 
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205.188.209.134

The Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew

November 5 2002, 10:12 AM 

Crew members: Joel Robinson (former ship crew member), Mike Nelson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, and Cambot
Voiced by: Joel Hodgson (Joel in Seasons 0-5), Michael J. Nelson (Mike in Seasons 5-10), Josh Weinstein (Tom in Seasons 0-1, Gypsy in Season 0), Kevin Murphy (Tom in Seasons 2-10, Cambot), Trace Beaulieu (Crow in Seasons 0-7), Bill Corbett (Crow in Seasons 8-10), Jim Mallon (Gypsy in Seasons 1-8), Patrick Brantseg (Gypsy in Seasons 8-10), Jan L. Johnson (Magic Voice in 1989-1990), Alexandra Carr (Magic Voice in 1990-1992), Mary Jo Pehl (1992-1996), and Beth McKeever (1997-1999)
First appearances: "Invaders from the Deep", just ignore "The Green Slime" pilot (Joel, Tom, Crow, Gypsy, Magic Voice I think), Cambot), "Mitchell" (Mike)
First appearances in an H! fic: One of the polls awards
Turn ons: Anything that doesn't involve watching bad movies
Turn offs: Being forced to watch bad movies, bad movies in general, villains
Friends: Each other, Krankor at times, Torgo at times, the H! cast and writers, the town of Long Beach, Boba Fett as long as he stays away from Earth
Enemies: Dr. Clayton Forrester, Dr. Larry Erhardt, TV'S Frank, Mrs. Pearl Forrester, Professor Bobo and his monkey friends, Observer/Brain Guy, the other Observers, the other members of Dr. Forrester's H! Haters League, anyone else who's evil
Birth: Tom, Crow, and Cambot were built in Season 0 by Joel. I don't know when Mike was born.
Death: Not anything soon

In the not-so-district future...at least, that's how the first words of the theme song goes. Anyway, a janitor named Joel Robinson was blasted into space by Dr. Clayton Forrester and being forced to watch movies as Forrester's way of being evil. Fortunately for Joel, the janitor built robots named Tom, Crow, and Gypsy to help him watch the movies (though Gypsy never watch any except at one time). They went on doing so despise Forrester's efforts. One day, Joel escaped from the Satellite of Love thanks to Gypsy. However, Dr. Forrester then sent Mike Nelson up into space in Joel's stead, so Mike has to watch the movies with the robots. Many seasons later, they turned into stars or something. 300 years later, they turned back into normal and back on the Satellite of Love. The good news? They are back to Earth. The bad news? The world is being ruled by apes and they are still watching bad movies and being forced to by the late Clayton's mother, Pearl Forrester. In "The Deadly Mantis" episode, Mike accidentally blew up Earth, making the MST3K crew to go through the galaxy. They have many misadventures like being chased by a pursing Pearl and Professor Bobo, being captured by Observers, Mike blowing up their planet in order to escape, being attacked by creatures while the bad guys were camping, trying to avoid being replaced by pod creatures, dealed with Space Children, Mike blowing up yet another planet trying to escape enemy forces, Mike being held on trial for his planet blowing up, the Satellite going through a wormhole, being struck in Ancient Greece while trying to find Bobo and saving their capturers from being executed, and finally ended up back on present Earth. Unfortunately, the good guys were still being forced to watch bad movies. The MST3K cast met up with Joel and TV's Frank (who is now a Soul Taker, so it isn't a total loss. In the last episode of MST3K, Mike and friends escape when Pearl accidentally destroy the remote control to the Satellite and it crash landed on Earth. Gypsy went on to run a factory or something like that, I don't know what happened to Magic Voice and Cambot, and Mike and the robots lived in a Wisconsin apartment.
Their peace didn't last long, because the fans they built during their stay refused to let them go, and put them in fan-fictions. JusSonic even made a parody of MST3K, with Loud, Charity, Toast, and Pule as the ones being forced to watch bad movies, and Stalin and Froggo being the Mads (in which Mike and the robots made a cameo appearance). The MST3K crew shown up in a polls awards as well. They show up in "Imperial Affairs" saving the Histerians from Giga Bowser. In "The Revenge of the Villains 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel", they were invited to the Histerians' anniversary party but met up with their old foe Dr. Forrester who came back to life. They were captured, but eventually was saved. Mike and the robots defeated Boba, but promised to released him if Boba leaves Earth and never come back. The bounty hunter agrees and also gave him his carbonite ray, which the MST3K crew used to defeated their longtime foe. Because they helped saved the day, Sammy made them permanent H! members (just like Axel in those Animaniacs stories, except without the cursing, maybe). The MST3K crew then moved to a Burbank apartment after that. Look for them to show up in more Histeria! stories in the future!

 
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The remaining H! Haters

November 6 2002, 5:40 PM 

Seducsa
Voiced by: Jennifer Hale
First apperance: "Mommy Fearest"{Powerpuff Girls episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "TROTV 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Seducing people in order to get their money and jewels or to get them out of the way in that task or to make them believe their superhero children have been bad. And she loves using her live hair as well and disguising herself
Turn offs: Anything that involves a haircut
Friends: A few of the villains she's teamed up with
Enemies: The H! Cast, the Powerpuffs, Ms Bellum
Birth: ???
Death: ???

This aptly named supervillaness from the Powerpuff Girls has made a career of dressing up as more pleasent looking shaply women and putting them into submission. She started off making Professer Utonium fall in love with her and then she used that to get the girls grounded, then she made off with the Mayor's jewels before her ruse was exposed. Then she kidnapped Ms Bellum and subdued the Mayor enough to commit a serius of crimes, but that too was exposed and after a mano a mano showdown with the real Bellum, the heroines cut off her other most powerful weapon, her living hair. She hasn't shown up on that show since, but she was considered good enough to join the Second H! Haters Club, where she used her talents on the Long Beach Mayor. But when she tried to take out Miss Info, Smartypants took a page from the Powerpuff book and had her hair cut off. But if it could grow back once, let's hope it at least takes a while to grow back again- though certain males wouldn't mind.

Boba Fett
Voiced by: Daniel Logan[Attack of the Clones],Jeremy Bulloch[Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi]
First apperance: "The Empire Strikes Back"{1980}
First apperance in an H! fic: "TROTV 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Bounty hunting and carbon freezing, partically when they involve Han Solo, working with Darth Vader and Jabba the Hutt
Turn offs: Everything else
Friends: Darth Vader, Jabba the Hutt, the H! Haters
Enemies: Han Solo, the other good guys in a galaxy far far away and here
Birth: ???
Death: He was supposed to have fallen into a cliff with a hungry monster in Return of the Jedi

A long time ago, in a galaxy....you know the words. Anyway, when Han Solo got into trouble with Jabba the Hutt in that galaxy, the evil powers that be hired this green armored bounty hunter to find him. Boba Fett chased Solo and the other rebels to Cloud City, where he was captured by him and Darth Vader. Vader of course then froze Han and Fett took him back to his employer Jabba. He then stuck around to see the results, which was when the Star Wars gang came to rescue Han and during the battle, Fett fell into the cave of the allmighty Sarlacc, which apperantly devored him to bits. But he returned twice this year, once as a young boy in the new Star Wars film, as we saw his father Jango Fett do battle and get decapatated, and if that's not a good reason to carry on the family work, what is? Finally he was part of the H! Haters Club and played his part by providing a carbonite gun to freeze several hostages, with Alzed's help. But the MSTK 3000 crew talked him into thinking that this wasn't his fight, and he left- but not before giving him his guns which were used to finish off Dr Forrster. Not bad for a dead guy.

The Narrator
Voiced by: Tony Jay
First apperance: "24 Hours"{H! fic}
Age: Unknown, he's just a voice
Turn ons: Reading narration, what do you think?
Turn offs: Reading trahs like 24 Hours and RotV 2
Friends: Don't know, again, he's a voice
Enemies: Whoever writes the trash he's reading.
Birth: In 1999 apperantly since that when we first heard him
Death: Can a voice die?

Simply, this is the voice that read the first and last words in 24 Hours, and for RotV 2. Apperantly he doesn't much like his job or having little work however, so he makes little comments in between. But his voice is Tony Jay's, so it's not all bad.

Scrappy Doo
Voiced by: Dom Messick on the original show, Scott Innes in the movei and the fanfic
First apperance: "Scooby and Scrappy Doo"{1979}
First apperance in an H! fic: "TROTV 2: The Anniversary Guest Sequel"
Age: Young for a dog
Turn ons: Making wisecracks, hanging out with his uncle Scooby and his friends until he turned evil[well, he was evil in many fans eyes but this is before he was offically evil], now he loves annoying people and all other evil stuff
Turn offs: Too many things to mention
Friends: The Scooby Doo crew until the movie, Evil Martin and the H Haters
Enemies: Everyone else
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Scooby Doo's nephew came into the Scoobyverse in 1979 and many people have never forgiven him for it. He was recently named the worst animated character ever in a poll, and is regarded as the thing that turned the franchise from fun for stoners to unbearable. No one much likes him, and he doesn't like a lot of people either. In fact, this made him become a villain in the recent Scooby Doo movie[where he made a little joke about the Powerpuff Girls as well]then he joined the H! Haters club. He joined with Evil Martin to cause panic and then Scrappy turned into a giant to stop the H! gang. But his feuding with Martin got in his way and they fought until Dr Forrester made them get along. Scrappy then tried one more time until he tripped on a pipe and fell down, nearly crushing Susanna in the process. Anyway, he's away now, and still as hated as ever.

 
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172.163.211.16

Back down to South park again

November 7 2002, 4:46 PM 

Butters/Professer Chaos
Voiced by: Matt Stone
First apperance: "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"{South Park episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: About 8
Turn ons: Going out to Bennigans, playing Charlie's Angels, taking drives, being Stan, Kyle, and Cartman's friend and then taking revenge on the world when they dump him, and he loves John Alway[Elway!]
Turn offs: Situations where he could get grounded and eventually does, most of Stan, Kyle, and Cartman's ideas, being made into a get well card, no good stinking lies[to a point], being called Kenny and Not-Kenny, the world and the stinky people in it, finding that all his plans have been done by the Simpsons
Friends: Pip, Dougie, and Stan, Kyle, and Cartman for a time
Enemies: None really, though he annnoys a lot of people they don't really hate him- except for Cartman but he hates everything
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone know it's Butters!

Butters started off as just another faceless, nameless student in Mr Garrison's class, but he soon rose through the ranks to become a mjor character in South Park- at least for 7 episodes. He is generally known to be a whimp and he pretty much is, as he's mostly afraid of getting grounded by his parents. He does seem to be one of the more friendler kids in town[though that certainly doesn't get you popularity in South Park]and loves fititng in with the gang- but when he doesn't, he resorts to becoming a evil son of a gun- though one who's incredibly stupid and unoriginal.
His first major apperance was in the episode "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" where Stan had to stay in a basement with Butters, Dougie, and Pip during a meteor shower party that nearly turned into a Waco like shootout. Nonetheless, over the next 2 seasons he got more and more scene time and more and more lines in each show, until in the 5'th season finale he became the first South Park character to get his very own episode[it even said so in the title]There we saw that even for a South Park kid he's incredibly naive and slow, as he saw his dad in a gay bath house and survived his crazed mother's attempt to drown him in a car, but he completly failed to understand it all as he was more concered with celebrating his parent's anniversary at Benigens. When he finally got back and saw his parents trying to cover up their misdeeds, he was able to teach them that lying and covering up lies is no good- but when he finally figured out what they were covering up, he realized that lying can be for the best.
But despite that, when season 6 started he became the new fourth friend for Stan, Kyle, and Cartman after Kenny died for good[or so we thought]- but not without having to endure taske like going on the Maury Povitch show with fake testicles on his chin, getting fat and then liposuctioned, getting beat up by his parents thanks to Cartman making prank phone calls in Butters's voice, and getting "Hitlered" by Cartman[don't ask]Finally, the boys couldn't take Butters's whimpiness and they replaced him with Tweek. But with that he had enough of everything, so he decided to get revenge by destroying the world as his new evil alter ego, Professer Chaos. But fortunatly all his plans were very dumb or had already been done by the Simpsons. And when the Histerians showed up in "Going back down to South Park", it didn't change, not even after meeting with villain experts JusSonic and Robert. But it is questionable whether Professer Chaos will be back on TV, and it seems that Butters has settled down to be a supporting character again, even though if you look inside yourself, you might be surprised when you find a little boy named....Butters![That's me!]

Dougie/General Disarray
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First apperance: "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"{South Park episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: About 8
Turn ons: TV reporting, playing Charlie's Angels, watching the Simposns and Spongebob, aiding Professer Chaos
Turn offs: None we know of
Friends: Butters and Pip
Enemies: None really
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Dougie is a Melvin along with Butters and Pip, and like Butters he made his first major speaking apperance in the episode "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub", where his knowledge of TV reporting paid off in stopping the SWAT team from shooting their parents, who they thought were part of a religious cult. He basically stayed in the backgroudn until Butters became Professer Chaos, and Dougie decided to aid his hapless quest for world destruction. He became General Disarray to Butter's Chaos, but it still proved no good. He has now become best known for saying "Simpsons did it!" which he said after seeing every single one of Butters's plans. In "Going back down to South Park", he also pointed out that Butter's plan to replace Mr Garrison with a robot was like an episode of SpongeBob as well. Since it was in a fanfic, "SpongeBob did it!" shouldn't become as easy to remember as "Simpsons's did it!" but it worked well for the scene.

Timmy
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First apperance: "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000"{South Park episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: About 8
Turn ons: Saying his names, playing rock and roll, his pet turkey, being in the Boy Scouts
Turn offs: Jimmy, nuff said.
Friends: The South Park kids and his turkey Gobbles
Enemies: Jimmy
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Timmy is the resident handicapped kid in South Park who can only say his name, his turkey's name, and the phrase "Living a lie" but for some reason, he is one of the most heavely marketed characters on the show. He was mistakingly diagnosed with ADD by Mr Mackey, but he rebounded to join the rock group Timmiihh and the Lords of the Underworld, which even headlined for Phil Collins. Since then the question has been brought up on whether he'll go to Heaven if he can't confess his sins, his wheelchair's been rigged to become a time machine, he's found a pet turkey even more retarded than he is, and he's found a rival in handicapped comedian Jimmy, which resulted in a "cripple fight" and him taking Jimmy out of the Boy Scouts because he made them think he was gay. They nearly got into another cripple fight in "Going back down to South Park", but the Mayor broke it up to get Jim Carrey on stage. But the only comment you'll get from him for that is, of course, "Timmah!!!"

Jimmy
Voiced by: Matt Stone
First apperance: "Cripple Fight!"{South Park episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: About 8
Turn ons: Stand up comedy, anything that has do with being funny, being in Boy Scouts until Timmy had him kicked out, great audiences
Turn offs: Timmy, nuff said.
Friends: The South Park kids
Enemies: Timmy
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Timmy used to be the only handicapped kid in South Park until, during a Boy Scouts meeting, this kid showed up. Jimmy walks with crutches instead of using a wheelchair, and he entertained everyone with his stand up comedy and impressions- except Timmy. Finally, during the kids drive to get Big Gay Al back in the Scouts, Jimmy and Timmy's tension finally culminated in a "cripple fight" and both got knocked down good. But it seemed that they patched things up- until Timmy got Jimmy kicked out of Scouts thanks to an altered picture which made Jimmy out to be gay. But he's still doing strong in comedy and winning people's hearts, though he couldn't fix Cartman's broken fuse and he lost in his bid to become the boy's replacement fourth friend. But hey, they're still great audiences nonetheless.

Father Maxi
Voiced by: Matt Stone
First apperance: "Damien"{South Park episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Spreading the word of God even if he has to make people scared of going to Hell
Turn offs: Halloween, the handicapped, Jews, every other Catholic priest, Korn, big news that distracts people from listening to his sermons
Friends: He probably doesn't have many
Enemies: Various people in town at one time or another, and he really hated Cartman for everything he confessed to doing
Birth: ???
Death: ???

As the town priest, Father Maxi has the difficult task of keeping the townspeople from damming themselves to Hell, which is again, pretty hard. Therefore he hates everything sinful, especially Halloween, and he even made his own ghosts in order to make the town stop celebrating the holiday. He also has scared the boys to death with the fear of Hell, but when they caught him having sex in the confessional, Cartman led them to create their own religion[and to give him money in the process]But say what you will, he does seem to be the only Catholic priest in the world who's never molested children, and he did convince the town's new group of athesists to get their faith back and to stop spewing crap from their mouth[please don't ask]In "Going back down to South Park" he was one of those who complained against Jim Carrey's sermon like film "The Majestic" and also complained that the Histerians adventures distracts people from hearing his sermons. He is a complainer, but again, he wouldn't touch any of his parishioners in...that way.

Grandpa Marsh
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First apperance: "Death"{South Park episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: Over 100
Turn ons: Not life, that's for sure, but he likes Civil War reneactments
Turn offs: Everytime someone doesn't kill him, but he also hates the thought that the kids are turning fruity
Friends: His family loves him though Stan won't kill him
Enemies: Hates people that try to change history- and did I mention he hates those that won't kill him?
Birth: Over a century ago
Death: Not soon enough in his opinion

Grandpa Marsh is basically just Stan's Grandpa- though he wishes to God that someone would end it all for him. And I mean he wishes this everyday without an end to it. He frequently tried to get Stan, or Billy as he calls him, to do it, but it never works since Stan's Mom and Dad wouldn't like it. He challenged Death himself and several others to do it, but that too never works. The list includes a giant Jim Carrey in "Going down to South Park" who was about to stomp the townspeople and finally end it for Grandpa, but Tweek spilled hot coffee on him and he ran off, foiling Grandpa's dream yet again The only times we've seen him off that topic was when he helped stopped Cartman from leading a drunk gang of Civil War Southern reneactors from taking over the country, and when he made love to the grandma of Romanian quintuplets so well that she died. Did I already mention that that's what Grandpa wants to be as well?

 
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172.132.248.88

Evil "actors"

November 9 2002, 7:09 PM 

Jim Carrey
Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: A 1969 episode of "Sesame Street"
First apperance in an H! fic: "24 1/2 Hours
First apperance in an H! fic as himself: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: 40
Turn ons: Over the top comedy, but he's recently turned to actual acting and he loves being praised for it
Turn offs: Not being taken seriously
Friends: His co-stars, Adam Sandler, Robin Williams, Sammy Melman for a time
Enemies: He hates the town of South Park, that's for sure
Birth: January 17, 1962
Death: People though he died from a ray blast from Dr Mephisto's ray, but he turned out to have survived

Jim Carrey first gained his fame by becoming one of the most over the top and mugging comedians of our time, first on "In Living Color" and then as pet detective Ace Ventura. Hits like "The Mask" "Dumb and Dumber" "Batman Forever" and "Liar Liar" and he became the first actor to get a 20 million dollar paycheck for the movie "The Cable Guy"[though that was more money than the movie itself made] Finally he decided to turn to somewhat serious acting for the movies "The Truman Show" "Man on the Moon" and "The Majestic" The first two got him Golden Globe victorys but no Oscar nominations, but the last one did nothing. Still, that didn't stop the creators of the 24 1/2 Hours series to cast Carrey as one of the ultimate evils of Histeria!, Slim Berry/Gene Burrow's former self. He then was invited to South Park by the publicity hungry Mayor, but the townspeople couldn't get past his comedy to praise his serious acting- which made Carrey furious enough to plot revenge. He planned to make himself and his comedian/actor friends Adam Sandler and Robin Williams giant sized to get respect, but when those two were foiled, Carrey was left. His attempt to stomp everyone failed when Tweek spilled hot coffe on him, and then when he came back, Sammy accidently shot him with the growth ray in kill mode. He was left for dead, but apperantly he survived long enough to drive the Mayor's car back to City Hall. Smmmoookkkiinnnggg!!

Adam Sandler
Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: "The Cosby Show
First apperance in an H! fic: "Histeria: Metal Madness"
First apperance in an H! fic as himself: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: 36
Turn ons: Over the top comedy, but he's recently turned to actual acting and he loves being praised for it, and he loves yelling and acting supid in most of his movies
Turn offs: Not being taken seriously
Friends: His co-stars, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Sammy Melman for a time
Enemies: He hates the town of South Park, that's for sure
Birth: September 9, 1966
Death: He died in the story, but lots of famous people die in South Park who aren't really dead in real life

Adam Sandler started his shwobiz career on the Cosby Show, then made it big on Saturday Night Live playing characters like Opera Man and Canteen Boy, and he sang many songs there as well including his classic Hanukka song. He then starred in a string of hit movies which include "Happy Gimore" "The Waterboy" "The Wedding Singer" and "Big Daddy" essentially playing the same well meaning but loud and violent guy. He was then cast as the voice of Ricky Needs in "Histeria: Metal Madness", then he used his usual movie persona for dramatic effect in the movie "Punch Drunk Love" where he's been praised by movie critics for the first time. Because of this, Jim Carrey called him over for his plan to get more respect by becoming a giant in South Park. He went along with it, but thanks to Kyle hooking a curisng Cartman on his leg, the shocks on Cartman's V-Chip shocked him to death. But in real life of course, he's not dead, so you can look forward to more out of control antics from him[including an upcoming animated film as well]

Robin Williams
Voiced by: Himself
First apperance: "the Richard Pryor Show"{1977}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Another 24 1/2 Hours"
First apperance in an H! fic as himself: "Going back down to South Park"
Age: 50
Turn ons: Over the top comedy, but he's recently turned to actual acting and he loves being praised for it
Turn offs: Not being taken seriously, at least till he's reminded that people do like him as an actor most of the time
Friends: His co-stars, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Sammy Melman for a time
Enemies: He hated the town of South Park for a while
Birth: July 21, 1952
Death: ???

Robin Williams is one of our most wacky comedians and has been for almost 25 years. His array of impressions and deranged voices as helped accomplish that and it helped gain him success in many comedies like "Good Morning Vietnam" "The Fisher King" "Mrs Doubtfire", and his role as the original voice of Genie in "Aladdin" earned universal acclaim. But he's also made his mark in dramas like "Dead Poets Society" "Awakenings" and "Good Will Hunting" where he won his first Oscar. But after that he made a string of ultra sappy movies that turned off many critics and much of the public. He then had another image makeover in a trio of films this year where he played a villain, in the black comedy "Death to Smoochy", the physcological thriller "Insommnia" and finally he played a lonely photo guy who turns to stalking and worse in "One Hour Photo" a role which could get him award attention later this year. But he can still do comedy, which he did voicing Orb guardian Zach Atomfire in "Another 24 1/2 Hours" Then Jim Carrey included him in his evil plans in South Park, but the H! gang convinced him that unlike Carrey and Adam Sandler, people really respect him as a dramatic actor most of the time. So he left and avoided the awful fate of his friends, and he will live to do drama/sentiment/comedy again.

 
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172.151.6.140

Wrapping up the revenge

November 10 2002, 5:37 PM 

The second Histeria! Haters League
Members: Dr Clayton Forrester, Scrappy Doo, Evil Martin, Boba Fett, Alpha, Sedusca, Alzed, Puppetmon
Voiced by: Trace Beaulieu, Scott Innus, Eric Idle, Jeremy Bulloch, David Warner, Jennifer Hale, Christopher Plummer, David Lodge
First appearance as a group: “The Revenge of the Villians 2: The Anniversary Guest sequel"{H! fic}
Age: The humans are middle aged, the others, well, who knows?
Turn ons: Bringing revenge and pain onto the Histerians for their defeats
Turn offs: Anything other than bringing revenge and pain
Friends: Their various allies and themselves
Enemies: The Histerians of course

The first group of H! Haters was bad enough, but this one had the gall to show up on the 3 year anniversayr of Gene's marathon. This time it was led by the revived Dr Clayton Forrester, who called on original H! Hater Alpha along with newcomers Scrappy Doo, Evil Martin, Sedusca, Puppetmon, Boba Fett, and Alzed[they got him from another universe]Their plan was to rule the world and get the Histerians out of the way to do it, and they would start by creating a forcefield that would crush the city of Long Beach within a few hours. The H! gang went to find them of course, and Scrappy and Evil Martin tried to stop them first, but they got busy fighting. Then Forrester's worse movie character machine only produced extremely cheesy movie monsters. But Alpha did shoot down Long Beach Mayor Wineheart before the heroes showed up. There, they made a giant Scrappy trip on a pipe which Alzed tripped over as well thanks to Father Time's beard covering his view. Nikola Tesla destroyed Martin, the MSTK gang talked Boba Fett into leaving, Alpha got tied up, and Smartypants cut off Sedusca's trademark moving hair. Only Forrester was left after the gang saved the city, and he turned himself into a giant with his God like powers- but it couldn't prevent him from being frozen in carbonite by a borrowed gun from Boba Fett. Thus, the second H! Haters League was broken up, although it seems only logical that another will show up eventually.

Susanna Susquahanna
Voiced by: Tress Macneille as a kid,
First appearance: "China" (H! episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "24 1/2 Days"
Age: 8-10 on the show and in RotV 2, she's probably in her 30's in the future fics
Turn ons: Hanging out with Pule and saving him, being around him and their son, being in action flicks, etc. And she was seen being a fire ranger and she appered on a game show too
Turn offs: Anything evil that threatens Pule
Friends: Pule and the H! gang
Enemies: The second H! Haters League, the badides of 24 1/2 Days
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Susanna started as a bit player on the original Histeria with only two major apperances, one in the "Pop Quiz" sketch in the China episode, where we first heard her lisp and saw her helping Lucky Bob in driving host Father Time insane. We next saw her in the Daniel Boone sketch in "When America was Young" as a park ranger. Those were her only recorded spots on TV, but the matchmakers on the Histeria message board remembered her enough to give her a love match: Pule, as we saw in future fics like 24 1/2 Days, where she and him became the top movie stars of that time while not raising their son Leon and protecting him from villains like Slim Berry and Vincent Morre II. But we later saw the beginnings of their love in RotV 2, as Pule's crush on her paid off when he had himself frozen in carbonite by Boba Fett instead of her, and she repayed the favor by saving him from Scrappy Doo. And they lived happily, and crazily, ever after...

 
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172.148.105.137

Respect these kids authoritah!

November 15 2002, 9:52 AM 

The South Park kids
Group members: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick
Voiced by: Trey Parker (Stan and Cartman) and Matt Stone (Kyle and Kenny)
First appearance: "The Spirit of Christmas" (South Park pilot episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "South Park interviews Histeria!" (fanfic)
Age: Early 10s
Turn ons- Stan: Hanging out with his friends[partically Kyle], anything involving Wendy Testaburger, his gay dog Spraky, playing football, making fun of Cartman. Kyle: celebrating Mr Hankey's arrival, going to Jew Scouts, hanging out with his friends[partically Stan] Cartman: Anything involving food or making fun of the many things he hates, Jackovosaurs, hitting people with sticks. Kenny: From what people say he says underneath his parka, he likes saying dirty words.
Turn offs- Stan: Baby cows getting made into veal, Cartman most of the time, Melvins, hallistic medicine, hospitals, getitng beat up by his sister, anything else that gets in the way of whatever the boys are doing. Kyle: Being forced to takes care of his brother[though he softens up to it eventually], kissing girls, Cartman and his Jew jokes, the s word[at least in the It Hits the Fan ep], God when Cartman got his own theme park and he got a hemmeroid, his stereotype cousin Kyle, anything else that gets in the way of whatever the boys are doing. Cartman: Hippies, Jews, midgets, Stan and Kyle, dumba**es, poor people, V-Chips, people hurting his pet pig, whimps, pussies, the list goes on. Kenny: Obviously he hates dying every day, as well as Cartman's poor jokes and peope not caring when he dies on them.
Friends: Chef, Jimbo & Ned, Mephesto & Kevin, Wendy Testaburger, Officer Barbrady, Terrance and Phillip, Mr. Mackey at times, Pip at times, Ike, Liane Cartman, Towelie, Jimmy, Timmy, Bebe for some time, the rest of South Park except for some, the H! cast, Ms. Ellen for a while (dead), Jesus and the Super Best Friends, Scuzzlebutt (dead), Mr. Hankey, Satan at times, Butters for a while, Tweek for a while, anyone who’s either cool or isn’t much of a S.O.B.
Enemies: Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, Ms. Crabtree, Ms Choksondick for a time, Kyle's Mom when she's rampaging about something[though of course Cartman hates her the most]Shelly Marsh, Saddam Hussein, Gene Burrows’s clone, the H! cast at first, anyone who’s S.O.B. because they are evil or because they trick them or something in between, Cartman at times, Jim Carrey, 6'th graders, Steven Spielburg and George Lucas
Birth: Sometime before 1997
Death: No one died except Kenny. Although he dies every episode, he finally died on December 5, 2001 but he returned to possess Cartman's body recently.

Their first apperance in a short film "The Spirit of Christmas" made them underground cult heroes[and it showed that Jesus and Santa beating each other up was cool] And when they went on Comedy Central, they became aboveground cult heroes and earned their place in TV history- though not without offending everything there is to offend. Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormaick are the stars of "South Park" that have spawed many a catch phrase and many a fury over their foul mouths and no holds barred attack on every issue of the day- though the kids themselves are often incredibly ignorant about what they're actually doing.
Stan is the unofficial leader of the group and the most normal, aside from having a gay dog, his sister beating him up, his throwing up whever he gets close to his would be girlfriend Wendy, his grandpa trying to get him to kill him, and all the other insanity. Nevertheless, he is usually the one who's "learned something today", or if not, his best friend Kyle has. Kyle is the Jewish kid[something which Cartman can't stop insulting]and his idol is the Christmas poo Mr Hankey[though he was labeled insane before people believed that]He has a Mom who won't stop complaning about everything, a little brother who he likes to kick around and who is actually Canadian, and he's twice come close to dying form hallistic medicine and a hemmeroid. Like Stan, he loves to make fun of the fata** of the gang's, it's resident a**hole and it's most popular member, Eric Cartman. Cartman hates practically everything except food and Jackavosaurs[though everyone else hated them], and he loves making fun of everybody and everything. But the boys have a lot of material to use against him, such as the fact he doesn't have a Dad, his Mom's a whore and a hermaphodite[don't ask], he's dumb, stupid, and sometimes very stupid, and of course, his big fata**. But he has had his share of bright ideas and he seems to be able to slip into a lot of different jobs such as policeman, preacher, hostage negosiator, theme park owner, and Mayor. And then there's Kenny, who always wears an orange parka so we can't hear what he's saying[though people says his mouth is the flithiest of them all]and of course, he dies every episode[You bas**rds!] He offically died in December of last year, but he returned just recently because Cartman drank his ashes thinking it was chocolate milk mix, and now Kenny's soul is possessing him[and now we can clearly hear what he's saying]
Anyway, the adventures the group has gotten into is numerous. They've met aliens, battled Death, Meca Streisand, Saddam Hussain, Steven Spielburg, the Sundance Film Festivial, Osama bin Ladin, and tons of other famous people and townspeople. They've survived the 3'rd grade and the insanity of Mr Garrison, and have just settled into 4'th grade[even though their original 4'th grade teacher died]Oh, and they nearly started the apocolypse after they saw the Terrence and Phillip movie and came out with extrememly foul mouthes, causing Kyle's Mom to lead the country to war with Canada that nearly ended the world. They've met gnomes and prehistoric ice men from 1996, fought ghosts with Korn, met Jesus, nearly got raped by the NAMBLA organization[not the one with Marlon Brando lookalikes], and they've had to deal with very stupid parents and various annoying classmates, two of which they hired to replace Kenny when he died for good, Butters and Tweek, though they failed miserably. And they just built a ladder that nearly got them to heaven and successfully returned "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store[though it was a porno tape they returned and one that drove Butters to insanity to get it back], and they've also met the H! gang three times.
Once they tormented them during a series of interviews and then when the gang moved into South Park, they nearly went to war until they called a truce and had to stop Gene Burrow's clone together. Then when the Histerians got in a car crash, they had to go back to South Park, though they didn't fight as much this time, although Cartman tried his best until Lydia hooked him to a V-Chip. The two groups also fended off giant celebrites Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, and Robin Williams together until the Histerians left. Who knows if they'll meet again, but expect lots of the usual crude, offensive, and satirical humor that have made the boys so well known to ensue if they do. Sweet!

 
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172.135.222.209

The world's evilest brat[next to Angelica that is]

November 18 2002, 4:46 PM 

Stewie Griffen
Voiced by: Seth MacFarlence
First appearance: "Death has a Shadow" {Family Guy episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The Histeria kids babysit the Rugrats"
Age: 1
Turn ons: Plotting and scheming and doing anything else that involves evil, defeating mothers and big headed lab mice, and anything that ends in his domination of Earth
Turn offs: Eveyr annoying, stupid, and annoying and stupid person that gets in his way, including his family[especially his mother and the talking dog], the Warners, Brain, the Histerians, and every other do gooder in the country
Friends: Well....he likes the people he teams up with until they fail him, and he likes to play with a teddy bear named Rupert[and I don't think the name is a coincendence if you get my meaning and know who Rupert Murdoch is]
Enemies: The Brain and Lois Griffen are his worst ones, and he hates everyone else just the same
Birth: On a dark day that shall forever doom mankind[at least during whatever days he actually does something right]
Death: I'd say not soon enough if he was older

There are two animated characters with a football shaped head, and one isn't a baby. The older one is an insufferably do goody two shoes on the Nickelodeon network. And the other....well, it's a good thing he only succeeds in being evil for a little while, that's for sure.
Stewie Griffen's evil deeds started on the cult animated show "Family Guy" which some really loved but others really hated it, partically it's very un P.C jokes and it's Homer Simpson ripoff of a main character. But those who did said they at least watched it for Stewie, a malovent, British accented baby who can talk and who's a genius and who plots evil everyday. His main target of rage was his mother Lois, but he never succeeded and luckly Lois is forever ignorant of her baby's true evil. He also has to deal with the stupidity of his Homer ripoff father Peter, his older and stupid siblings, and the sarcasm of the family talking dog Brian. So this was obviously no place for a genius lunatic to survive, which is why he got put into fanfics.
He started out in fics on the Toonzone message board, and made headlines his first time out in the fic "Warner Academy 2" where he teamed with Rupert Murdoch to make copies out of old clips of the Warners, Pinky and the Brain, and other WB characters that would make the people hate the real versions and want them dead[he even made a copy of Loud too, the jerk!]There his now famous rivalry with the Brain began, as the two fought to the very bitter end before Stewie was launched into outer space, and it establish Stewie as the smartest and mastiest fanfic villain in the WB cartoon world. A menace was born and continued to grow in the future as Stewie backed up a canidate for Senator that would shut down the Warners, until Axel Foley defeated him. Then he tried to ruin Thanksgiving and he once teamed with Mojo Jojo until he was beaten by the mice and the Powerpuff Girls. Along with other things he has caused no end of trouble for the Histerians too. They beat him in one of their fake video games, and then when the kids babysitted the Rugrats, he came after them, nearly defeated them, and made them give up all their stuff[although he loves watching the Rugrats show]but the mice showed up just in time to hold him off long enough for the gang to escape. Finally after he was locked in the Phatom Zone[property of Superman] he was let out to join the first Histeria Haters club and helped Bane capture them using a small flying chair. He then was chosen to defeat Father Time and WOW using Griffino, a robot he used many times in the past, but it was defeated and Father Time then knocked the kid out. Of course he woke up for the Final Confrontation, but he got into a fight with Him over who was the evilest and smartest villain, so he didn't even get a chance to kill a good guy this time. But there's no reason to think he won't try to make up of it in the future, so beware everyone.

 
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152.163.189.131

Two new Toonzone.net writers

November 19 2002, 7:33 AM 

I have e-mail the wirters that appeared in "First Annual Harley Awards" and I gotten two-emails so far! In order words, here are their profiles! Note that they wrote this, not me. Here we go!

Captain Caps
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Warner Academy" (1999...Geesh, has it really been that long?)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 19 as of this writing...turning to the big 2-0 on December 22nd, 2002.
Turn ons: The 80s, screenwriting, older movies, Kathleen Turner, Tina Fey, Sigourney Weaver, Sherri Stoner (actress/"Tiny Toon Adventures" and "Animaniacs" writer), VH1 Classic, Turner Classic Movies, Junk Food...
Turn offs: Popular culture after 1993 (with very few exceptions)...if he listed the rest of his dislikes, he would be in major trouble.
Friends: Very few in real life, quite a few on-line.
Enemies: Too many to count...
Birth: December 22nd, 1982
Death: When the time comes, he just want it to be quick and painless.

Background goes like this...

The stories he worked on:
-"Warner Academy"
-"The Once And Future Warners"
-"Warner Academy 2: The Infant Strikes Back"
-"Radio Free Warners"
-"A Very Wakko Thanksgiving"
-"The Wrath Of Stewie" (last story I worked on as of this writing)
-"Lethal Intellect"
-"39 Characters In Search Of A Plot"
-"Have Yourself A Wakko Little Christmas"
-"The First Annual Harley Awards"

He got into fanfic writing at a young age. When he was 12 years old, he watched "A Charlie Brown Christmas", then wrote a piece entitled "Charlie Brown's Suicide Note". He wrote a few small goofy "Animaniacs" fanfics for himself in the mid-90s, and then in 1999, he happened upon this place. He jumped in with both barrels blazing, suggesting and writing ideas for the chain-link "Warner Academy" (He was the one who introduced "Beverly Hills Cop" character Axel Foley into the mix). While a few ideas didn't make to the final version (a particularly gruesome scene of vehicular homicide was eliminated, although it can be seen in "The Harley Awards"), he was accepted as a good writer. He continued steadily for 3 years, coming up with obscure 80s references, off-the-wall characters and cameos, bizzare gimmicks and the occasional song parody. His final completed fanfic was the chainlink "The Wrath Of Stewie". This was the last chain-link for quite a few people...after this, the writers went on their merry ways and the continuum sort of petered out. He guess it had to do with the massive influx of anime fans entering grounds previously dedicated to Bugs Bunny, Plucky Duck, Yakko Warner, The Brain and Freakazoid. It's rare to see discussion of the Spielberg characters on the boards nowadays, and in June, He quietly said goodbye to posting at the WBC, which he felt had lost the "WB" aspect. He would like to come back and discuss cartoons again, but he's afraid he'd be swept under a wave of anime and hip-hop.
(SIGH) Like Duran Duran said, "I won't cry for yesterday". He had fun...cracked up a few times, cried a few times, enjoyed the experience all around. he's still open for discussion of Spielberg cartoons, so to the old crew (Brainatra, Craig, Colin, Sharklady), drop him a line at atk@warwick.net.
Keep the 80s in your hearts and minds, and if you want to see what he's doing now, pay a visit to http://snlyou.jt.org. He write sketches for Saturday Night You...go to his writer's profile to see a picture of me, and examine his writings.
Good luck and God Bless...
Sincerely,
John "Captain Caps" Kilduff
(Note: I changed most of I, himself, etc. to he, himself. etc.)

Danielle B
Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: She never appeared in her own fics, but her first fic on toonzone was PHatB
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 19
Turn ons: the smell of laundry fresh from the dryer. (Mmm bleachy)
Warm cookies
candy corn
A new episode of my favorite tv shows
A really good episode of CSI
Turn offs: vomit.
When her AIM doesn't work
music with an overpowering base line (espeacialy when I'm trying to sleep)
Friends: Marla, Stef, and my online buddies Cherie and Shazi
Enemies: people who p*** her off
Birth: 2/15/83
Death: ???

Not much background, grew up on long island, is now in college (Purchase NY)

Her stories are as follows:
PHatB
Histeria Holloween
Invader Imposter
The man from Foodcourtia
The incredible shrinking Dib

ok i think that's it

+++++++++
Those are the only writers he gotten profiles on that he contacted. I had yet to heard from Colin. I was unable to contacted beepbeep, Craig (don't know what last name he uses), the Real-Life Dot, nor the Siren. Maybe robert should help?

 
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152.163.189.131

The Romester's profile

November 19 2002, 7:34 PM 

I have gotten e-mail from Romey, and here's what I got.

Romey
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: He's honestly not sure what his first fanfic appearance was... really never seamed significant, as it was "just" a writer cameo at the time. None of them ever expected things to reach the "Harley Awards" level.
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 21
Turn ons: Uhh... Billie?
Turn offs: Homework, Yardwork, Work...
Friends: The good ol' peoples from the original TZ Division of the WBC, and countless others from related areas of the animation fan community! ^_^ You know who you are!
Enemies: Lawn Gnomes, Sea Monkeys, Bob, Humanity, and Reality.
Birth: March 18th, 1981
Death: I have no life! Is that close enough?

Fanfics he've worked on... Pretty much everything that's been posted to the public should be listed on the WBC fanfic page. He's too scatterbrained to remember, himself. ^_^

Fanfic-Oriented Background Info...
Along with Siren (Founder of the WBC Chain-link), he was one of the two original WBC Story Board moderators / editors. They both worked on the first WBC chain-link, "Chaos of Characters", along with six other board members. Later, during the writing of "Circle Closing In" (Begun by Sharklady), he introduced Billie into the WBC Fanfic Continuum. Taking his interpretation of her character from P&tB, he attempted to give her the place in the mice's show that he felt she deserved since she first appeared in "The World Can Wait". He had big plans for her, but his intentions were stomped out when he left for college.
Currently, he's the self-elected President of the Billie FanClub, along with his Treasurer, VeryPinkyGirl, and Secretary, Jo the Freakazette.
He's also part of Toon Zone's lead staff, currently as the Forum Admin. His future plans include developing and publishing some of his own personal work.

Hope that helps. =)

--Romey
(Note: I changed things around in his e-mail to make this make more sense)


 
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152.163.189.131

A Toonzone writers and a South Park kid. Both names are Craig.

November 20 2002, 7:42 AM 

I gotten e-mail from Craig Marinaro. He is the Craig from "The First Annual Harley Awards". I also have information on Craig from "South Park." Here goes!

Craig Marinaro
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "The Package Deal" which was the second "chain link" story they did at the WBC (following "Chaos of Characters"). He wrote the very first "writer cameo" bit there, involving the writer "Dot," Flaminchicken, and himself fighting
for control of the scene.
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: Ummm...at the time of the Harley Awards? Sixteen. Now he's eighteen (nineteen in January).
Turn ons: Acting; coffee (esp. black); Marx Bros. movies; 'Cheers'; 'Futurama'; 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'; Dean Martin; Billy Joel; cherry cordials; autumn; Hawaiian shirts; driving in the car with all the windows open; Philly cheese steak
Turn offs: Conformity; the Disney Channel; 'Family Guy'; eggs; yogurt; Nicolas Cage; Julia Roberts; slow drivers; cell phones
Friends: At Toon Zone? Romey, Brainatra, Brian, Harley, Colin, James Topp, Craig "Gookie" Crumpton, Rand. He've actually met Harley, Brian, Romey, and Gookie in person. In "real life"? He could give us a list of names, but they probably wouldn't mean much to us.
Enemies: Haven't had a human one since the third grade. His most intense enemy at present is probably his clock radio. Evil Satan spawn!
Birth: Not sure what we want to know...it was January 2, 1984...around 10 PM...Rockville Centre, Long Island...from what he understand, it was a relatively painless and quick procedure...from what he've seen of the pictures, he wasn't all that thrilled to be there, though.

He stumbled upon Brian's Cartoons Page in early 1998. Followed a link to the WBC message boards in August 1998, because he was taking the week off from
updating his page, so the boards were the only place to find the update on the Kids' WB! fall schedule. Back then the boards were tiny (when you walked
down the street, everybody knew your name!). He'd been working on his first fanfic, "Indiana Brain and the Temple of Kellner," which was really not going anywhere. One night, The Siren and him somehow got it into their heads that a "campfire story"-type fanfic might be fun to write, with everyone contributing in turn. His one rule was that it wouldn't devolve into an
excuse for characters to "curse and get married," which is how he vainly summed up the majority of other Internet fanfics (Brainatra often quoted that phrase later on, which is why he remember it). So, "Chaos of Characters" was born, and launched a whole series of so-called chain link stories. Each of them (him, Brainatra, Sharklady) also wrote many stories on their own within the continuity they had created.
Their last major effort as a team was "Mouse in the Mirror," an alternate reality story which is still awaiting completion. Romey, the self-proclaimed
master of their continuity, fell onto some busy times, and most of them got sick of waiting for him and have moved on by now. Some efforts still popped up after that ("Warner Academy 2," the "Harley Awards," etc.), but no major continuity stories have been done since then. He, meantime, have become a Toon Zone administrator, currently modding the WBC, running the Fanfic Archive, editing News articles anal retentively, and in his spare time filling the position of Official Toon Zone Reviewing Guy. It's a living. Except that he don't get paid.
And finally, the stories he've done or contributed to (these are just the completed ones). In order by the date they went up in the Archive:
"Chaos of Characters" (w/ The Siren, Brian Cruz, Brainatra, Dr. Belch, Flaminchicken, Jon Cooke, and Romey - edited by Romey) - December '98
"The Package Deal" (w/ Dot, The Siren, Brainatra, Flaminchicken, Dr. Belch -edited by Dot) - January '99
"Circle Closing In" (w/ Sharklady, Romey, Brainatra, The Siren, Dot - edited by Sharklady and Romey) -March '99
"Dot's Diary" (solo) - March '99
"The Warners Meet the Simpletons!" (solo) - March '99
"Warner Academy" (w/ Capt. Caps, Dot, Brainatra, The Siren - edited by Dot and Romey) - January '00
"Thirty-Nine Characters in Search of a Plot" (w/ Brainatra, Romey, Sharklady, Dot, Capt. Caps, Gerard - edited by me) - December '00
"The Fastest Mice Alive" (w/ Brainatra, BeepBeep, and Romey - edited by Craig) - December '00
"Bye Bye Brainy" (solo) - December '00
"Have Yourselves a Wakko Little Christmas" (w/ Brainatra, Romey, Capt. Caps - edited by Brainatra) -December '00
"The Return of Roboo-Cop" (solo) - February '01
"Warner Academy 2: The Infant Strikes Back" (w/ Brainatra, Capt. Caps, Dr. Belch - edited by Brainatra) - March '01
"Animaniacs Analects" (solo) - May '01
"Radio Free Warners" (w/ Capt. Caps, Brainatra -edited by Brainatra) -October '01
"Lethal Intellect" (w/ Brainatra, Romey, Capt. Caps -edited by Capt. Caps and Brainatra) - Ocatober '01
"La Dolce e Acida Vida" (solo) - October '01
"The Once and Future Warners" (w/ Brainatra, Romey, Sharklady, Capt. Caps, DanielleB - edited by Craig) -December '01
"The First Annual Harley Awards" (wrote the big song number) - August '02

He recommend "The Once and Future Warners" as the best of the bunch. He think the story flows well and the gags and spoofs are largely well-done. Not that you asked.

Thanks for your interest. Take care!

-C
(Once again I have edited it a little to replaced I with he to the information I have gotten from the e-mail)

Craig from "South Park"
Voiced by: Trey Parker
First appearance: "South Park"
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Same as the kids of South Park
Turn ons: Flipping people off, pretending not to flip people off, fighting, Lord of the Rings
Turn offs: Getting threatened by African American girls, people talking trash against his hamster, stupid parts of adventures
Friends: The other kids of South Park
Enemies: Tweek at one time, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, the 6th Graders
Birth: ???
Death: ???

You know that kid who is always sitting outside of Mr. Mackey's office at the South Park school? His name is Craig. He has a problem. He always seem to flipped people off (in other words, he gave them "the bird"). And then, he always defies flipping them off in the first place. It's something his family always does. He goes to school with the other boys of South Park and often get involves with their adventures. At one time, the boys tricked Craig into waiting Tweek by saying that Tweek was talking trash about his hamster. Cartman teach him karate so Craig can fight Tweek. At another time, Craig sued Wendy for sexual harrassment. I am surprised that Stan didn't sue him for that! And recently, he and the boys played "Lord of the Rings" and he taged along with the boys to return the Lord of the Rings video (unaware that it is really a porno video) to the video store). They were chased by the 6th graders and later on, Craig decided to play Harry Potter instead.
In the H!/South Park crossover story, he met the H! kids with the other South Park kids. He flipped off Froggo and Aka nearly killed him for that. He better think better next time! Hey! Craig just flipped me off!


 
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172.128.211.87

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die![That wasn't me, that was Mr Hat!!]

November 21 2002, 5:13 PM 

Mr Hat
Voiced by: Trey Parker, though technically Mr Garrison says everything for him
First appearance: "Cartman gets an Anal Probe"{South Park ep}
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histerians moved to South Park"
Age: Unknown since we don't know when Mr Garrison found or made him- but honestly, with that man, knowing less about his actions can save you from years of therapy
Turn ons: Insulting students, various "unatural" activities, plotting to kill Kathie Lee Gifford, planning horrible things against the kids if they get Mr Garrison fired, KKK meetings, lusting after men, drinking
Turn offs: Smart a** students, Kathie Lee Gifford, Mr Twig,
Friends: Mr Garrison, though who really knows what their relationship is.
Enemies: The South Park kids, Mr Twig, Chef, Kathie Lee Gifford, Toast, Mr Mackey, German people, plently of others
Birth: Again, who really wants to know?
Death: He just got replaced for an episode but hopefully he 'll be back soon.

Mr Hat is, well, a special friend of South Park teacher Mr Garrison- though he's just a hand puppet who isn't really real[or is he?] He is Mr Garrison's alter ego who is just as sick as he is, and was likely how he acted out his homosexual tendancies until he finally came out of the closet. Mr Hat is equally as demented as Garrison is too, they both despise Kathie Lee Gifford but it was Mr Hat that forced Garrison to try to kill her[Mr Hat needed a little extra therapy after that episode]Mr Hat also insults students along with Garrison, drinks with Garrison, and as you can guess, drags Garrison to KKK meetings, and he does everything else with him[where else is he gonna go?]But he did two-time his owner once by running away to be in thousand island dressing with Brett Farve, and when he came back he snapped his replacement Mr Twig in two, but then he somehow broke Garrison and Chef out of jail, and all returned to, well not normal since Garrison wouldn't know what that means, but the status quo remained.
This continued until Garrison was fired for unspeakable acts which he said were Mr Hat's fault, then after Garrison wrote a romance novel, they both went in hiding in the mountains when gays everywhere loved it. But after Garrison finally came out they returned to teach kindergarten and resume their antics. Which they did when Garrison subtitutued for the 4'th grade class in the first H!/South Park fic, and when Gifford's name was mentioned by Toast, they both went after him. Mr Hat then got drunk enough in the second crossover fic to get in a fight with Garrison while he was driving, which resulted in a crash that brought the Histerians back. But their thanks was being left on the street, where it appears Mr Hat quickly tried to turn to cannibalism on Mr Garrison. He survived anyway to be promoted back to the 4'th grade- but since Mr Hat is too old for 4'th graders[and for two year olds according to Kyle], he was replaced with an even more gay assistant named Mr Slave- though I assume Garrison did it only to get fired for being too gay so he could sue the school for $25 million, but he and Mr Slave got sent to the nightmarish Tolerance Camp instead. Hopefully that wasn't the last we'll see of Mr Hat, and many South Park fans should be confident that it won't be- not that we want to be anywhere near the sick freak[or both of them]

 
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205.188.209.134

Mikey & Sheryl

November 24 2002, 3:19 PM 

Voiced by: Andrew "Dice" Clay (Mikey) and Marisa Tomei (Sheryl)
First appearance: "Radio-Free Warners" (Animaniacs fic)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: They seem to be in their early-to-mid-20's, I'd
guess...
Turn ons: Barbed-wire-wrapped bricks (as weapons), being hired thugs, each other (at times), sounding like Rosie Perez(?) (for Sheryl), gettin' paid
Turn offs: Not gettin' paid, being beaten up by the heroes time and again in Final Confrontations(TM),each other, at times (they had broken up at one point)
Friends: Probably their fellow NYC-based thugs...not really seen any of their friends (they did work with Hak Fu and Griffino, though those two were just under their employ as part of "Team Ninja" in "Thanksgiving"), Moe Szyslak
Enemies: Axel, the Warners, and lab mice, natch.
Birth: Like I said, they're probably around 20-25 years old; I presume being a hired ninja-street-thug is a young profession
Death: Still alive and kicking; last seen in "Thanksgiving",
licking the wounds from their ill-fated "Team Ninja"
adventure.

As two of the "New York Ninja-Thugs" the heroes took
on (namely, the two that survived their initial
onslaught, and proceeded to be hired by the FCC/Mayor
Guiliani/Plotz to go after the heroes...yeah, I know,
the Guiliani-bashing in there by me does seem to stand
out post-WTC attacks, I guess...). Subsequent story
appearances included "The Harley Awards" (where they teamed up with Moe Szyslak of "The Simpsons" to try to destroy the Warners and even brought back Dr. Gene Burrows, plus facing Loud and Charity in the progress), "Mr. Foley Goes to Washington (brief cameos)", and "A Very Wakko Thanksgiving" (where they were hired to help destroy Thanksgiving with Hak Fu and Griffino's help). Needless to say, their luck always ran out, so why bother?

 
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172.133.3.157

Super, spice, everything nice- and the not so nice

November 24 2002, 5:46 PM 

The Powerpuff Girls
Group members: Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
Voiced by: Christine Cavidini(Blossom), Tara Strong{Bubbles), E.G Daly{Buttercup}
First appearance: "The Whoopa** Girls" (short cartoon)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle(fanfic)
Age: They look like 5 year olds, but that's how they were created
Turn ons- Blossom: Leading, figuring out plans, figuring out solutions to any problem, letting everyone know how smart she is and how well she leads, using powers like her ice breath, brushing her hair, making the Professer happy. Bubbles: coloring, flowers, drawing, animals, caring for animals even if the Professer has forbid them in the house, showing she's just as tough as her sisters, basically anything else that's fun Buttercup: Anything involving fighting, kicking butt, and her special good luck blanket
Turn offs- Blossom: Being critized, Buttercup's bullying, being made fun of when her hair is mangled, evil in general. Bubbles: Her sisters fighting, being called a baby, the dark, vegetables, math, being called four eyes when she got glasses, other sad things that cause her to cry ear splitting crys. Buttercup: Blossom's leadership at times, Bubbles drawings, anythign that she think is weak and sissy, villains in general
Friends: Professer Utonium, the Mayor, Ms Bellum, Ms Keene, their classmates except for Princess, the H! cast, the entire city of Townsville[though not at first]
Enemies: Mojo Jojo, Him, Fuzzy Lumpkins, Princess, the Gang Green Gang, the Amoeba Boys, the Rowdyruff Boys, Seducsa, countless other villains and monsters
Birth: The date is unknown but we all know how it happened
Death: It did seems like they died in the Rowdyruff Boys episode and when Mojo gave some of the girls classmates superpowers and had them destroy the girls, but they were revived both times.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These where the ingridents used by Professer Utonium to create the perfect little girl to brighten up the crime ridden city of Townsville. But when his lab monkey Jojo pushed him, he accidently added an extra ingrident....Chemical X.[Boom!!]Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born, three bug eyed, fingerless little girls with the powers to fly and do other superhero stuff. However, after a game of tag that nearly destroyed the city, they were labeled as freaks by the city- and when Jojo, now turned into the super intellegent evil monkey Mojo Jojo, tricked them to help him create an army of evil monkeys, it only got worse. But they came back and discovered they could use their powers to save the day, and they saved the Professer and the city from Mojo's rule. They then took the job of saving the day everyday from now on, as long as it was before their bedtime.
And thus TV's newest heros were born. First there's Blossom, the red haired, red bowed leader of the girls, and someone who loves to do that job. She is the smartest one and the voice of reason and the one who comes up with all the plans, but she does this so often she tends to brag and be critical of other people, including her sisters. This partically applys to the tough one, Buttercup, who loves anything that has to do with fighting and kicking bad guy butt, but this method has often put her at odds with her logical sister Blossom. However until a while back she got her strength from stroking her good luck blanket, or so she fought, and there was the time she had a crush on the leader of the Gang Green Gang. However, most fans love the last member of the group and the oh so cutest one, Bubbles. She is the only one of the girls to act her age, and thusly she loves baby things like drawing, coloring, real and stuffed animals, and anything cute. And often she can be a real cry baby and accused of being less tough than her sisters, but Mojo can personally tell you that is far from the case! Plus when her sisters fight, she usually is the one to make things better and is likely the glue that holds things together.
With all of this, together they have saved the city and the world from foes like Mojo, the demonic Him, the bratty Princess who keeps trying to join the group, plum crazy Fuzzy Lumpkins, incompetant foes like the Gang Green Gang and the Amoeba Boys, more monsters than you can count, and the extreme stupity of the Mayor and most of the citizens of Townsville can cause trouble. But no matter what, they have always pulled through, although they did lose their only battle to their male counterparts the Rowdyruff Boys, but being nice to them grossed them out enough to disappear. And when Mojo, Him, Princess, and Fuzzy teamed up they couldn't beat them until they had Mojo fall for a female monkey and break up the group. Other than that they go to kindergarten with their normal classmates and have fun with the Professer and with their toys. They aren't that immune to questionable behavior though, as Blossom once stole golf clubs to give to the Professer[who was later jailed for stealing them], they all manipulated the Professer to steal toys while he was sleepwalking, and they made a deal with Mojo to get beat by them so the Mayor would reward them with candy. But they always learn their lesson in time to save the day again.
Time for vacations are sparse for them though, as they always get interupted and when they were ready to take a weekend off, they accidently spead into the future were they were gone for 50 years and Him had destroyed the world during that time. But they tried to take one anyway recently in "Power Struggle", and unfortunatly it was during the time Princess bought the Warner Brothers studio, and when they spyed on her they found that Mojo, Him, and Fuzzy were involved. They lost to all four of them again but they came back before Him destroyed his captives, the Histerians. Together, the two heroic teams fended off the four baddies, even when Mojo brought back the Rowdyruffs, although the Histerians were mostly responsible for beating Mojo, Him, and Princess. But when all was said and done the Powerpuffs had helped beat evil again, and then headed home to Townsville to fix up the damage that was done while they were gone. So whether on vacation or at home, you can always be assured that once again, the day will be saved. Thanks to...the Powerpuff Girls!

Mojo Jojo
Voiced by: Roger L. Jackson[no relation to Samuel Jackson]
First appearance: "Monkey See, Doggie Do"{Powerpuff Girls ep}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Evil plans, evil schemes, evil technology, evil weapons, a balance breakfast, destroying Townsville, destroying the world, destroying the Powerpuff Girls[or at least planning to], speaking endlessly and repeating everything over and over again
Turn offs: The Powerpuff Girls and anything that has to do with them and goodness
Friends: He occasionally joins forces with Him, Princess, and Fuzzy Lumpkins, but that doesn't mean he likes them
Enemies: The Powerpuff Girls, Professer Utonium, Townsville in general, the H! cast
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

We all love the Powerpuff Girls, but where would they be without Mojo Jojo? Nowhere, because despite this evil monkey's fanatical efforts to destroy them, he's twice been responsible for creating them! He started out as Professer Utonium's rambunctious lab monkey Jojo, but those carefree days ended when he pushed the Porfesser and made him knock Chemical X into the equation for the perfect little girl. Not only were the girls created, Jojo got a superintellgent brain sticking out of his head, but he was forgotten by the Professer and left, dedicating himself to evil. A few days later he encountered the girls for the first time, and took advantage of the fact everyone hated them by having them help him make a machien that would save the town and make it a better place. But it was really a plan to create an army of Chemical X made monkeys that would help Jojo rule the world, or as he now called himself....Mojo Jojo! But when the girls defeated his army, he turned himself into a giant, fought them, and nearly convinced the girls to join him. But they defeated him anyway, which began Mojo's determination to destroy the girls and then rule the world.
Since then, Mojo has established himself as the msot popular and most often seen villain in Townsville, with his volcano top observatory, loads of weapons, but his most often seen personality trait is that he just won't shut up! He talks and repeats himself over and over again, which was especially driven home when Bubbles once thought she was Mojo and did the same thing until Mojo bashed her on the head. Perhaps the closest Mojo ever came to victory aside from his first plan was when he created the Rowdyruff Boys, and when he led the supervillains team the Beat-Alls- but when she fell for a female monkey it broke up the group, plus she was actually working for the girls with the objective to break the Beat-Alls up. And even Mojo's efforts to go back in time to stop Professer Utonium from ever going into science failed when the girls stopped him, and this act became the Professer's reason to go into science in order to find out about them and make perfect little girls like them- all thanks to Mojo's misfired plan.
So no matter what, he can't catch a break, even when he and Him joined up with Princess when she purchased Warner Brothers in the fic "Power Struggle" and he planned to use a mind control ray to control every human in the world. But the first time he used it he wasn't specific enough and Blossom reversed in when he tested it on the Histerians, then his efforts to destroy them by recreating the Rowdyruffs failed, and when he rebuilt the ray, Robert impersinated him and made the crowd beat Mojo into submission. Despite that, he keeps coming and coming, for he shall be the supreme, undisputed, most powerful power in all the world someday, for he is, bad, he is evil, he is Mojo Jojo! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Princess Morbucks
Voiced by: Jennifer Hale
First appearance: "Stuck Up, Up, and Away"{Powerpuff Girls ep}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: About 6 years old
Turn ons: Being rich, buying everything, rubbing it in that she's rich, crying up a storm until her Dad gets her want she wants, being popular, planning to destroy the Powerpuff Girls if they don't let her join them, and again, she loves being rich and snobby
Turn offs: The Powerpuff Girls, anyone who disobeys her, not getting what she wants
Friends: She occasionally joins forces with Him, Princess, and Fuzzy Lumpkins, but that doesn't mean she likes them, thoguh Plotz loved her when she gave him a billion dollars
Enemies: The Powerpuff Girls and the H! cast, especially Sammy Melman
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

Princess Morbucks can be described as basically, the ultimate stuck up brat. She's rich and doesn't hesitate to rub it in to the lower class, non rich people. She usually crys in order to get her Daddy to get her stuff, and it always works. However, when he decided she would join the Powerpuff Girls in order to be loved like they are, she was turned down since, after all, she's a spoiled brat. But this didn;t stop her from trying, and when that failed, she attempted to destroy them with no luck. She's been trying to humilate and destroy them ever since, once by having Mojo give her superpowers that were later reversed, and most notably when she had her Daddy buy all of Townville for her, and she made crime legal in order to put the girls out of business. But she paid for it later when the girls stole her stuff, and in order to keep her dad from knowing about it for fear she'd get in trouble for being irresponsible[though she is but that's not the point], she had to make crime illegal and give back the town- and she got in trouble anyway from Daddy.
This didn't stop her dealing though, as she next bought Warner Brothers studio for a billion dollars in "Power Struggle" and when the H! cast just laughed, she had their studio destroyed. This crushed them and made Sammy very made since he thought he should have taken over. But it was Mojo and Him who took over when they made her let them have a share in the company, and they went off on their own plans. However, when Princess had to make a phone call to make sure her egocentric TV show was gonna be televised by everyone, it distraced the other villains from finishing off the Powerpuffs when they came over. And then when Sammy exacted her revenge on her later in the night, she rambled on about how she would get away with everything thanks to her Dad being a total sap. But Buttercup had called him over by then and thanks to that, she was forced to sell the studio back to Plotz. After she recovers from crying over that though, she'll probably have enough money left to try try again to bring some sense to the girls- either that or fail to destroy them like all the other baddies.

Professer Utonium
Voiced by: Tom Kane
First appearance: "Monkey See, Doggie Do"{Powerpuff Girls ep}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Science and creating inventions for the good of the town, but his greatest pride and joy is his greatest creation, the Powerpuff Girls
Turn offs: Anyone that tries to use and manipulate his girls
Friends: His girls and the town although they blamed him for the girls initial behavior, too many stray animals brought by Bubbles into the house
Enemies: All of the girls foes, especially Mojo
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

Though Mojo Jojo is technically responsible for the Powerpuff Girls birth, he couldn't have had the chance to accidentally do it without his then owner, square jawed[and square everything else]Professer Utonium. Sick of the crime in Townsville, he decided to create the perfect little girl to help do good for the town, but when it went wrong, the Powerpuff Girls came. He instantly loved them and defended them against the townspeople when they hated them, thoughh he had doubts when he found out they unknowingly helped create Mojo's monkey army. But when everything was fixed he let them save the world full time before bedtime. Since then he has cared for them and taught them well while not working on more helpful inventions. He's not always that smart however, for when he became paranoid about his girls safety, he created a robot named Dynamo to aid them, but when they finally used it in a battle it destroyed the city. Then when the girls got too busy to spend time with him he made himself a superhero suit so he could fight crime with then- and he wound up embrassing them to no end until he got tired out and quit[though after pounding Mojo]Also, his attempt to cross apples with oranges wound up making every citizen in town switch bodies with someone, and he was seduced by a disguised Seduca to have the girls obey her cruel rules and he even grounded them. But he has always been there to protect his loved ones when they need it, though he didn't look that good in drag when he went undercover to foil a Hollywood director/crook from using the disguise of making a movie about the girls to steal money[he looked like the narrator's mom]Still, he is a great dad and one of the few smart people in Townsville, and TV fans and the city of Townvile are thankful to him for making the girls- even though he hated science as a kid and Mojo played a big part in the girls creation twice.

 
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172.160.212.73

More of Townville's nastiest and funniest

November 25 2002, 5:59 PM 

The Beat-Alls
Members: Mojo Jojo, Him, Princess, Fuzzy Lumpkins
Voiced by: Roger L. Jackson, Tom Kane, Jennifer Hale, Jim Cummings
First appearance as a group: “Meet the Beat-Alls"{Powerpuff Girls episode}
First appearance as a group in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: Princess is a little brat, and who knows what Mojo, Him, and Fuzzy's age are
Turn ons: Stealing and robbing, beating the Powerpuff Girls, unintentionally paying homage to the Beatles
Turn offs: The other three members loathed it when Mojo brought Moko Jono into the group
Friends: Their various allies and themselves
Enemies: The Powerpuff Girls, the H! cast

Seperatly, Mojo Jojo, Him, Princess, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have failed to destroy the Powerpuff Girls time and again, but when they all went to do it again one night and stopped arguing, together they finally defeated them. With that they decided to form the supervillain team "The Beat-Alls" which continued to defeat the girls and rob Townsville blind. Mojo and Princess were on blaster rays, Him spat laser fire out of his mouth, and Fuzzy completed the deal by clobbering the girls with a rock. Also, their crime spree was a relentless spoof of everything that had to do with the Beatles, which made their show the most popular Powerpuff episode ever among their fans. But the teamup was only for that one episode, as the girls finally came up with an idea to break them up just like the Beatles: they had Mojo meet a female monkey named Moko Jono who was pretending to be a "performance criminal", and her inclusion in the group and idiotic palns made the other three members quit. And without Mojo, the three couldn't defeat the Powerpuffs, and once Mojo found out what was going on, he surrended sadly. However, a brief reunion happened in the fanfic "Power Struggle" as Princess brought Warner Brothers, Mojo and Him "convinced" her to let them have a share, and Fuzzy was hired as the new security guard. When the girls eventually showed up, again they almost destroyed them, but later that night they tricked them by having them beat up dolls of themselves, and with that they didn't have time to get their weapons out to get them. They then split up again, and were naturally pounded flat. But they will always have a place in Powerpuff history for their brief success, though the long and winding road for them to victory always gets shut down. But the love you take is equal to...oh, I don't know, it was written by some dumb band anyway.

The Mayor
Voiced by: Tom Kenny
First appearance: "Monkey See, Doggie Do"{Powerpuff Girls ep}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Being the Mayor of course, though all he does is play around and dial the Powerpuff hotline. He also loves pickles and his mayoring top hat, and rewarding the girls with candy
Turn offs: Losing or having someone else take his hat, having pickle carts smashed or being unable to open pickle jars, being accused of doing nothing but push the hotline button, villains threatening his city
Friends: The Powerpuffs, Ms Bellum, the H! cast, and the city of Townsville[though they're just as dumb as he is]
Enemies: All of the girls foes, especially Mojo
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

We all know that it's common to make political figures dumb on TV and cartoons, but the Mayor of Townsville certainly takes the cake. He's a tiny little guy with a Mayor sash and a top hat[his most prized possesion], and he is the Mayor- although he has trouble spelling the word Mayor. Fortunatly his assistant Ms Bellum is able to make of all the tough decisions for him, or repair the damage that his decision making does, plus no one actually runs against the Mayor for Mayor except for that one time when the moronic citizens of Townsville elected Fuzzy Lumpkins as Mayor just for saying "Shut up!". And even more fortunatly, whenever criminals and monsters threaten the city, all he has to do is pick up the Powerpuff hotline and call the Powerpuff Girls to save the day. That hasn't stopped him from making blunders like arrest the girls for stealing even though it was extremely obvious it was grown criminals in disguise, accidentally destroy the town in an attempt to prove he could save the town without the girls- and when he wanted to know why the girls were laughing when they saved him from Mojo while he was blindfolded, he was that dumb to not notice he was naked. But he must have disguised the fact of hwo dumb he is with eating too many pickles- which is why he hated the girls at first because their tag game destroyed a pickle cart, and he seems to love his hat more than his job, which is the only reason he got up and overthrew Fuzzy to be Mayor again. But again, luckly his citizens aren't that bright and luckly he has helpers like the Powerpuffs and Ms Bellum to help him.

Fuzzy Lumpkins
Voiced by: Jim Cummings
First appearance: "Meet Fuzzy Lumpkins"{Powerpuff Girls short}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Playing his banjo and lazing around in his shack protecting his property, catching pigs, cooking meat, wrestling, pig catching, throwing rocks
Turn offs: Quite simply, he goes plum crazy when someone or something gets on his property, and he hates losing meat cooking contents
Friends: He really has none since he keeps everyone away from his property, but the closest to that distinction is his banjo Joe
Enemies: The Powerpuffs, the H! Cast, the Mayor
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

The very first Powerpuff Girls foe that was seen on TV was this pink, Southern, and very private creature. Fuzzy Lumpkins was featured in the first girls short "Meet Fuzzy Lumpkins" as he was preparing to win a meat cookings contest, but when the judges- the Powerpuff Girls- didn't pick him as the winner, he went crazy and used a meat gun to get revenge, until he became meat himself. Other than that he's nt that bright and he doesn't like people getting anywhere near his house or his banjo Joe, not even squirrels, and when they do, he goes crazy again. But somehow he was elected the Mayor of Townsville, where he spent all his time getting the girls to catch pigs and indulging his greed, and when the Mayor finally came back to challenge him, he nearly beat him in wrestling along with his whole family- but lost when the Mayor saw him wearing his precious hat. He's done little after that except for the time the Gang Green Gang prank called the girls into clobbering him when he was taking a bath, and there was that time he joined the Beat-Alls for flatting the girls with a rock. His protection of his property made him an ideal choice to be the new WB security guard when his old partners took it over in "Power Struggle" He turned away the MSTK 3000 crew, but lost in another wrestling match to the Mayor, who then destroyed his beloved banjo and made him faint. But we'd better get off his property before he wakes up though...

Daddy
Voiced by: Tom Kane
First appearance: "Stuck Up, Up, and Away"{Powerpuff Girls episode}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age:Probably old though we can't tell because we never see his face
Turn ons: Being rich, and he seems to love his daughter enough to give in to her demands
Turn offs: Losing his stuff to Princess's irresponsiblity
Friends: Likely other rich people
Enemies: Unknown
Birth: Unknown
Death: ???

This is basically Princess Morbucks Dad, although we only see his body and never his face, and the only time we've heard him speak is when he coughs. But the skinny is that whenever Princess begs for something and crys about it, her Dad gives her the money she needs to do it. And thanks to Dad's money, she was able to purchase Townsville, though she gave it back because all of the stuff in the house was stolen by the girls and she was afraid of getting in trouble because it really was her fault for making crime legal. But she made him buy her Warner Brothers Studios in "Power Struggle", and again she messed up, this time she was ranting that she could make her Dad do anything she wanted, and Buttercup had happened to call him over with Sammy's cell phone. This apperantly made Daddy force his daughter to give up the studio, but knowing Princess and any other little brat on TV, she'll get her way on some other issue soon enough.

 
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172.128.1.214

A group of pure evil and a famous unseen voice

November 28 2002, 9:13 AM 

The Rowdyruff Boys
Members: Butch, Boomer, Brick
Voiced by: Roger L. Jackson[Butch], Rob Paulsen[Boomer, Brick]
First appearance as a group: “The Rowdyruff Boys"{Powerpuff Girls episode}
First appearance as a group in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: They look like the same age as the girls, though they've only been in existance for two days
Turn ons: All the rough and tough stuff boys love, beating up do goody girls
Turn offs: Anything girlie, especially kissing which makes them blow up
Friends: Mojo is the only one that comes close
Enemies: The Powerpuff Girls, the H! cast
Birth: When Mojo created them twice
Death: When they got grossed out enough to explode into nothing

When Mojo Jojo finally got tired of losing to the Powerpuff Girls day after day, he decided to fight fire with fire and create alternate versions of them. They were made of snips, snails, and a puppy dog tail, and it's no concidence that that's what boys are made up of.[Oh, and the stand in for Chemical X was located in a toilet...I don't wanna talk about it]Thus the Rowdyruff Boys were born! They too had names that started with B, only rougher names like Brick, Boomer, and Butch, and they had tougher clothing on too becuase, well, they're boys and they wanted to fight. Mojo immediatly told them that they had to destroy the girls and they set off to do just that. Although they didn't cry like little girls when they hit them, they still had enough boyish power to gikve the girls a good fight. In fact, it was far more than a good fight because, horror of horrors....they beat them. To this day they are the only foes that have ever defeated the Powerpuff Girls in combat, and they would have made them go away for good too, until Ms Bellum told them that the way to defeat them was to just be nice, if you know what I mean. The boys did all too well as instead of fighting them, the girls kissed them[though Buttercup hated it of course], and it grossed them out so much that they blew up. But still, the damage they had done beforehand had made them cult favorites in the Powerpuff fan community, and despite only one apperance on TV, they are perhaps the most worshipped supporting characters on the show.
But Mojo was determined to make sure their legacy didn't end there in "Power Struggle" for as a backup plan in case his world conquest efforts failed, he remade the formula[and with better chemicals]and planned to recreate the boys if everything else failed. Of course it did, and they were soon reborn, only without the ability to explode if they were kissed. Another major brawl ensued and the boys were on top again, until they threw cars at them and one nearly hit Charity, and Loud kissed her to make it better. That made everyone realize that although they couldn't be grossed out enough to go away if they were kissed, they could still be grossed out enough by other stuff, like the fact that when they get older, they'll want to kiss girls someday. When they found that out, they obviously said nuts to that and exploded into nothingness again. And although Mojo's dumb enough to keep repeating plans like that, somehow I don't think the boys will be too happy to be brought back again anytime soon- much to many fans dismay.

The Narrator
The Rowdyruff Boys
Voiced by: Tom Kenny
First appearance : “Monkey See, Doggie Do"{Powerpuff Girls episode}
First appearance in an H! fic: "Power Struggle"
Age: We never see his face if he has one, so we don;t know
Turn ons: Narrating on the exciting events in Townsville
Turn offs: He's not too happy when things go wrong for the girls
Friends: He probably considers the girls his friends since without them, he wouldn't have a job
Enemies: Mojo got mad when he said he saved the day in "Just Another Maniac Mojo" and "Forced Kin", so he probably counts, and he's pretty scared of Him too.
Birth: Unknown
Death: Can voices die?

"The city....of Townsville" "So once again the day...is saved, thanks to....the Powerpuff Girls" These are the words that begin and end the Powerpuff Girls show, and most of the time they are always said by the unseen Narrator that reports on everything else in between. He's given a deep perky voice by Tom Kenny, and he, like all narrators do, fills in gaps between time, makes puns every chance he gets, and celebrates when villains are defeated. The girls have overheard him once or twice though, and he can be manipulated as he was one of those who were made by Him to turn against the girls in "Tough Love", plus there was the time when the Professer's criss cross machine in "Criss Cross Crises" switched the Narrator and Bubbles into each other bodies at the end. But we can usually hear his do his job with a smile, or at least a voice that makes it sound like he's smiling, though who knows if he even has a face since in "Power Struggle" he complained that he was just a voice. But that shouldn't stop him from saying the day is saved in future shows though, thanks to you know who[not that he'll let you forget]

 
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152.163.189.131

Sagwa characters

December 6 2002, 8:42 AM 

Sagwa
Voiced by: Holly Gauthier
First appearance: "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat" (book)
First appearance on TV: "How Sagwa Got Her Colors" (Sagwa pilot)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Whose Line Is It Anyway?-Histeria! Version Episode II"
Age: Cat years
Turn ons: Having adventures, learning from her mistakes, living at the Magistrate's Palace, her family, calligraphery, listening to her grandparents' stories, hanging around with her siblings and friends including Fu-Fu, the Cook's cooking, playing in the garden
Turn offs: Getting in trouble, her brother Dongwa and his behavior at times, being made fun of by anyone, anything that I miss
Friends: Fu-Fu, her brother Dongwa, her sister Sheegwa, her Mama and Baba (dad in Chinese), her Yeh-Yeh (grandfather) and Nai-Nai (grandmother), The Foolish Magistrate, Tai-Tai at times, The Magistrate's daughters, The Cook, The Reader of the Rules, the alleycats at times, the mice, her Uncle Miao, Tung the cricket, anyone who's a good person
Enemies: The Rat, the Cat Burglar, the two tailors who once fooled the Magistrate, the sleeve dogs, anyone bad I miss
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

Sagwa's story takes place in ancient China. Before Sagwa got her black spots, she was a white cat. Back then, the Foolish Magistrate was foolish because he taxed his people too hard by making sure they have no fun! One day, TFM was making a rule that they should be no singing! However, Sagwa accidentally fell in the inkwell and in the progress, change the Magistrate's rule to say singing is allowed! The ink she fell in was permanent ink, so she is struck with her spots for life! However, instead of getting in trouble like she fear, the villagers' singing made the Magistrate happy. And Sagwa now becomes one of the Magistrate's calligraphers.
At times, she sometimes get into trouble, like breaking a promise to her Mama to help a friend. But sometimes she learned a lot about her family's life. She is friends with a bat named Fu-Fu, races with the alleycats, and still have time to do calligraphy for the Magistrate. She and the STCSC cast appeared in the second episode of a parody of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Fu-Fu
Voiced by: Rick Jones
First appearance: "How Sagwa Got Her Colors" (Sagwa pilot)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Whose Line Is It Anyway?-Histeria! Version Episode II"
Age: Bat years
Turn ons: Flying, helping out Sagwa, playing
Turn offs: Being made fun of by the bats, crashing into things, when he and Sagwa argued, when he and Sagwa gets into trouble, losing his glasses
Friends: Sagwa and her family, the other bats, the Magistrate and his family
Enemies: Sagwa's enemies are Fu-Fu's I guess
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

Fu-Fu is Sagwa's best friend. He is also a bat! He met Sagwa when she got struck in a pot. She got her out and introductions was made. Being struck in the pot got Sagwa dirty, so he took her to the pond to clean off. However, he couldn't do anything about the permanent ink that got on Sagwa when she fell in the inkwell. Of course, he is a great source of wisdom, though he tends to be absent-minded and clumsy, meaning he can crashed into things. He helped Sagwa trap the Cat Burglar and told her to still be friends with the mice despie what others think. He also appeared in the second episode of the parody of Whose Line?

 
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172.153.156.192

Disney's heck bringers

December 9 2002, 5:53 PM 

Jafar
Voiced by: Jonathan Freeman
First appearance: "Aladdin" (1992}
First appearance in an H! fic: "Disney's Jingle Heck"
Age: Pretty old, but it doesn't much matter
Turn ons: Evil sorcery and evil cosmic magic which he uses to seize power, getting revenge on his enemies, having his fun by going after random heros, playing "tricks" on Halloween, putting people under his control with his magic staff
Turn offs: All his enemies that defeat him, turncoat birds, incompetant help, not getting power
Friends: His associates from House of Villains and Iago are the only ones that come close, but they've been know to turn against him
Enemies: The H! cast, the city of Agrabah, Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus and his elfs
Birth: A long time ago
Death: He supposedly died in the Aladdin sequel, but he obviously came back.

Disney's Aladdin is remembered mainly for Robin Williams voice as the Genie, but it didn't have a bad villain either, the evil vizer Jafar. He was an advisor to the Sultan of Agrabah who wanted to usurp the throne, but as powerful as he was, he needed to get the Genie's lamp to do it. He found out that the "Diamond in the Rough" that could get it for him was Aladdin, so he used him to do that. That was his first mistake as the lamp was stolen back from him, so he moved forward with his next plan to get the Princess Jasmine to marry him so he could be Sultan, and when Aladidn came back in his prince disguise, he had him thrown into the river. But he came back and exposed that Jafar had been controlling the Sulten with his magic staff- although as he was thrown out, he saw that Aladidn had the lamp. So he had his parrot sidekick Iago steal it for him, and with the Genie under his control he took over the city. Then when Aladdin fought him, he was tricked into wishing himself to be a genie- which meant he had to be locked in a lamp for all time until someone rubbed it. He and Iago were then kicked to the Cave of Wonders, never to be seen again.
And even when Iago got the lamp out of the cave, he dropped the lamp into a well to get away from Jafar's orders. But an idiotic thief found the lamp and rubbed it later on, freeing Jafar to a point. Nonetheless, he moved forward with a plan to frame Aladdin for the Sultan's "murder" and have him killed with a reluctant Iago's help, but the bird wound up helping to free him. Another battle between the street rat and magic villain then broke out, and just when it looked like Jafar had the upper hand, Iago came back and, despite nearly getting killed himself, dropped Jafar's lamp into lava, and with Jafar's lamp destroyed, Jafar himself was destroyed.
However, he and the other dead Disney villains were brought back to be guests in Mickey Mouse's House of Mouse. But he was soon up to his old tricks on Halloween, as he led a team of Disney baddies to take over the House. A magic battle between Jafar and Mickey in his Fantasia costume ensued, and the final blow came when Mickey got a hold of the lamp and trapped Jafar in it again. He and the other leaders of the group were banned from the House until next year as a result, but they were just bored enough for Jafar to come up with a new plan- for fun, they'd take on the Histerians for Christmas. It wasn't much fun for him though as all of the plans made by Hades, Cruella DeVil, Ursella, Captain Hook, and an evil again Iago failed miserably. Finally Jafar tried his hand and nearly succeeded in melting the gang- all except decorater Jeezil Faulty, which was because he was Santa Claus. Another magic battle ensued in which Santa's elfs pounded Jafar and Rudolph the red nosed reindeer crushed him, and then yet again, he was trapped in a lamp and bured underground. Only this time, once he was brought back, he was pounded again, this time by his own lackeys. As vizer, sorcerer, genie, leader of other villains, and the like, the guy can't seem to get a break despite his evil ambitions and his cackling voice of sinister villainy. And no one would have it any other way.

Cruella de Vil
Voiced by: Betty Lou Gerson in the original, played by Glenn Close in the live action movies, voiced again by Susan Blakeslee
First appearance: "101 Dalmatians[the original]" (1961}
First appearance in an H! fic: "Disney's Jingle Heck"
Age: Middle aged probably
Turn ons: Fashion, making all kinds of wonderful coats- especially those from dogs, bossing everyone around
Turn offs: Failing in capturing certain dogs for her coats, her incompetant help, getting into countless pratfalls that ruin her clothes, gross dog tricks
Friends: Her associates Horace and Jasper are the only ones that come close, or at least the only ones that can work with her for a long time
Enemies: The 101 Dalmatians, the H! cast
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

She is perhaps Disney's favorite female human villain, and one with a catchy song promoting her villainy. She's Cruella DeVil, fur coat lover extordinare, a mad woman who will do just about anything for the best coats. This includes stealing 101 dalmatians dogs to do it, although she barely lived to regret that several times. The first was in the animated movie where her legacy started, as she and her lackeys, Horace and Jasper, kidnapped the dogs, but needless to say, they suffered dearly. Or at least memorably enough to suffer more painfully, as depicted in the two live action 101 movies. But her suffering wasn't done yet, as she had to suffer along with the other Disney villains when they took over the House of Mouse, they were all banished. And to pass the time, they went after the Histerians, and Cruella hired Horace and Jasper again to clean up the loose ends. While they failed, Cruella was in the middle of making her challenge for the Histerians to face- she had Jafar turn them into dogs heading for the slaughter. But their plan to turn them back to humans after committing some gross out acts that only dogs can do worked enough for Cruella to be sickened enough to do just that. And for more humilation, she was terrified by the thought of having to go through more pratfalls if she went after the MSTK robots, which amde her run away and not risk getting her clothes ruined. But she recovered enough to help beat up Jafar in the end, instead of being locked up and never released. But she'll be back to remind the world it was a fine place until Cruella, Cruella DeVil.

 
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152.163.189.131

Sagwa's siblings

December 10 2002, 9:45 AM 

Dongwa
Voiced by: Oliver Grainger
First appearance: "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat" (books)
First appearance on TV: "How Sagwa Got Her Colors" (Sagwa pilot)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Whose Line Is It Anyway?-Histeria! Version Episode II"
Age: Cat years
Turn ons: Taking care of his sisters at times, T'ai Chi, Kung Fu, acting older than he is, playing with the alleycats, teasing his sisters, somersaults
Turn offs: Doing calligraphery at times, getting in trouble, being treated like a child, history for a time, his words getting him in trouble, mushy stuff, Sagwa's funny remarks that makes him look silly, being teased, anything I miss
Friends: His family, the Magistrate and his friends, the Reader, the Cook, the alleycats, the mice, Fu-Fu, anyone I miss
Enemies: The same as Sagwa's
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

Dongwa is Sagwa's older brother. Of course, he always tries to act older than he is. He enjoys teasing his sisters, though he is often protective of them. He plays with the alleycats, though at times he is sometimes teased because his name means "Winter Melon". He doesn't like to do his calligraphery duties, he preferred to practice his T'ai Chi and Kung Fu, though he is starting to get good at his calligraphery. He always choose his friends, even though one of them is a bird. He got in trouble at times, for example, he got caught pretending to still be hurt (he hurt his leg playing a game with Sagwa) so he can used Sagwa for her attention. He appeared in the second episode of a parody of Whose Line, though he is annoyed by Sagwa's remarks about him.

Sheegwa
Voiced by: Jesse Vinet
First appearance: "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat" (book)
First appearance on TV: "How Sagwa Got Her Colors" (Sagwa pilot)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Whose Line Is It Anyway?-Histeria! Version Episode II"
Age: Cat years
Turn ons: Playing, butterflies, let's just say she is like a little child
Turn offs: Getting herself and her brother and sister in trouble, Sagwa's bossiness, being scared, being made fun of, being called small, anything I miss
Friends: Her family, the Magistrate and his family, the Reader, the Cook, Fu-Fu, the mice, the alleycats at times, anyone I miss
Enemies: The same as Sagwa's
Birth: A long time ago
Death: ???

She is Sagwa's little sister. The simpler things always seem to make her happy. She loved playing with Sagwa and Dongwa, even though Sagwa is sometimes bossy and Dongwa sometimes teased her. She always goes with her siblings on Sagwa's adventures. She doesn't like being little and thought of trying to be older, but decided the being younger is better. She appeared with Sagwa and Dongwa in a parody of Whose Line?

 
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In honor of the end of Christmas

December 26 2002, 9:37 AM 

Jeezil Faulter/Santa Claus
Voiced by: John Cleese
First appearance: "Disney's Jingle Heck"{H! fic}
Age: Immortal
Turn ons: The holidays in general and all the famous activities we know Santa loves to do, only now we know he likes decorating too
Turn offs: The naughty, especially those that try to kill him and kill the nice during Christmas
Friends: Every kid in the world, the H! cast, Father Time, his elves
Enemies: The naughty, partically Jafar
Birth: A long time ago
Death: Will never happen

Kris Kringle, St Nick, the fat man in a red suit. Yes Santa Claus has many names, but just recently we learned of a new one- Jeezil Faulter. Yes, it appears that in his spare time Santa disguises himself as a head decorater and with his elves, spreads the Christmas sprit by putting up Christmas stuff. His latest assignment was to do this for the Histerians[though they just needed them to distract each other while they got Christmas gifts]but before they could, they were captured by the group of villains from Disney, who then took their place to get in the lot. But with the help of the MSTK crew, Jeezil and the real decoraters escaped the Disney henchmans clutches, and they soon joined the Histerians for their final battle with Jafar. There, it was revea;ed that Jeezil was Santa, and that Father Time was one of his oldest friends, since he was old enough to be there with him when the whole Santa thing began. With that, a magic battle ensued between Jafar and Santa, and Santa's elves helped by given Jafar a good workover. But to finish the job, Santa called Rudolph over to crush Jafar long enough to send him back into his lamp. And so, with another obstacle to Christmas defeated, Santa/Jeezil headed on his rounds all over the wolrd as always, leaving his gifts for the Histerians and everyone else. But he found time to return a few days for the year in review special and he made Bill Straitman's wish of getting actual acclaim for his broadcasting abilities come true[and he made sure to drop lumps of coal on the people who complained]Not bad for a jolly fat man who seems to have a British accent now.

 
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Lewis lookalike

December 27 2002, 2:06 PM 

Voiced by: Paul Rugg
First appearance: "Disney's Jingle Heck" (H! fic)
Age: Dead sort of
Turn ons: Annoying people with his Jerry Lewis stuff
Turn offs: Being scared by executives
Friends: The other annoying dead celebrities, Hades
Enemies: The H! cast
Birth: Who knows?
Death: Who cares?

This person looks and act like Jerry Lewis, but isn't Jerry Lewis since he isn't dead yet. Hades uses this guy to annoy the Histerians to death. That is, until Sammy freaked him out so much that he doesn't want to annoy them anymore. One down, many to go.
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Okay, I only made this because I am still waiting for Robert to put up the profiles I ask him, so I thought I could make one while I am waiting. 'Kay?

 
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First new profiles of 2003

January 8 2003, 4:58 PM 

Mr Slave
Voiced by: Matt Stone
First appearance: "The Death Camp of Tolerance"{H! fic}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Histeria Night Live 4"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: All kinds of homosexual acts we can't describe- including acts with animals we can't begin to describe, extravagant clothes, saying "Jesus Christ"
Turn offs: The stomach pains as an aftermath of said acts with animals, bummed out people
Friends: Mr Garrison, though we don't wanna know how close they are
Enemies: The SP kids don't like him, and I'm sure Mr Hat doesn't either
Birth: ???
Death: ???

When Mr Garrison was promoted to teaching the 4'th grade in South Park, he immediatly decided he had to get fired again for being too gay, since he could then sue the school for 25 million dollars. This plan included doing the impossible, getting rid of his beloved Mr Hat in return for a new, even more inappropriate assistant, Mr Slave, a.k.a the "Teacher's A@@" Days in Mr Garrision and Mr Slave's class involved the new gay man getting spanked, saying "Jesus Christ" over and over, and finally suffing the class gerbil Lemmiewinks up his....well, you know, but probably don't want to know. Still, the school was so committed to tolerance that they didn't fire them, but sent the boys and Chef to the dreaded Tolerance Camp instead. Mr Slave then got the idea that the parents needed to see their behavior at the upcoming teacher of the year ceremony- and even with really gay behavior like their's, it wouldn't do the trick until Mr Garrison talked some sense into them. However, they didn't get fired, but they were sent to Tolerance Camp for intolerance against their own behavior, although Mr Slave was looking forward to it just as he choked up Lemmiewinks. Still, it seems that even with the scam ruined, Garrison didn't fire Mr Slave, in fact we saw him with him in the crowd during the long Christmas celebration in "Red Sleigh Down" Not only that, he appeared with Garrison during the Historical Jeopardy segment of HNL 4 to lend his unique commentary. So it seems that he's here to say, but knowing how dangerous the puppet he's replacing is, I would expect him to be driven out by Mr Hat at some point next season. Jesus Christ!

Pastor Kirk Karris
Voiced by: Kirk Cameron
First appearance: "The Seven Deadly Histerians"{H! fic}
Age: Mid 30's
Turn ons: Moral speeches, practicing religion and defending the word of God and those that are God's creatures, as it runs in the family
Turn offs: Enemies against God and enemies of all kinds, sickening worship of dinosaurs, wrongful blame for death and pain and all sorts of other stuff
Friends: The Histerians, his late brother
Enemies: The Seven Deadly Sins, Seduca, Jamie Kellner, and their various henchman
Birth: Probably sometime before or after Reverand Karris's birth
Death: ???

When 7 Histerians were possessed by the seven deadly sins, JusSonic had the idea to go to the nearby church outside of the lot and see it's pastor. And said apstor turned out to be Pastor Kirk Karris, the brother of the late Reverand Karris that gave his life for the Histerians three years ago in Washington. For once, this wasn't a case of someone blaming the H! cast for a personal tragedy, he just went along and set out to help them cure their friends of the sins. He then did his part helping them face henchman like the Jolly Baker, Dick Soaper, Hannibal Lecter, and Bernie the dinosaur- although he didn't understand why they were so reluctant to thank Chit for saving them from Lecter. Anyway, when they reached the possessed Charity somehow saved Loud with a big speech, and Kirk immediatly saw that reminding the possessed of their love and humanity, the sins were powerless. But when it came time to cure Sammy and WOW, Kirk's Holy Water did the job just as well. Luckly he had enough Holy Water left in the church for Seduca to take in order to take her revenge on Jamie Kellner before he kiled them all by reviving the sins. So with that, he returned to the church to serve God for another day- and he was so good he only got subjected to one Kirk Cameron reference too!

The Seven Deadly Sins
Members: Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Lust, Pride, and Envy
Voiced by: They never spoke by themselves, only through the ones they possessed
First appearance: "The Seven Deadly Histerians"{H! fic}
Age: Immortal with some exceptions
Turn ons: Anything having to do with what they represent, and possessing those people that don't
Turn offs: Anything not having to do with the things they represent
Friends: Jamie Kellner, Satan
Enemies: Every good human, specifically the H! cast and Kirk Karris
Birth: Probably when time began
Death: They did poof away at the end, but who know if that means they're dead.

There are 7 major sins in the world that if people do, they will likely be sent to Hell. Wrath, Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, Lust, Pride, and Envy. Those that practice these things are likely doomed. They are some of the more infamous words we have, and they were the source material for the hit movie "Se7en" But Jamie Kellner wanted them to literally come to life, and they did. Along with Seduca, he made the sins possess the Histerians and make them act exactly like the sins do. The possessed were Lord, Sammy, Lucky Bob, WOW, Miss Info, R6, and Charity's cousin, in order. With that, Loud hated Charity, Sammy took everything, Lucky Bob sat around all day, WOW ate all day, Miss Info wanted to express her love quite sickeningly, R6 couldn't stop looking at himself, and CC couldn't stop envying things. The rest of the Histerians spent the rest of the story trying to get rid of them, until finally they hit a weakness. After everyone said a speech reminded the possessed that they had humanity and lvoe and whatnot, the sins were powerless against their revivied humanity and poofed away. For the rest of the cases, Holy Water destroyed them. But at the end, Kellner said an incantation to revive them, and planned to combine himself with them to create a giant monster of death. However, all the sins were sprayed with a giant bucket of Holy Water by Seduca before that happened, leaving Kellner to Seduca's wrath{pardon the pun}So they are gone for now, but their power to control still remains- though it's good to hear that they won't come back here for a while.

Hannibal Lecter
Voiced/Played by: Brian Cox in "Manhunter", Anthony Hopkins in "Silence of the Lambs", "Hannibal", and "Red Dragon"
First appearance: "Manhunter"{1986}
First apperance in an H! fic: "the Seven Deadly Histerians"
Age: Middle aged
Turn ons: Cannibalism, killing, grisly murders, but he also likes the fine arts and culture, as well as playing mind games with people. Oh, and yes, fava beans and a nice Cianti.
Turn offs: Rude people, being held in prisons wthout a view, killer pigs
Friends/Enemies: Clarice Starling, Will Graham
Enemies: Mason Verger from "Hannibal", prison boss Dr Chilton, Ray Liotta's character in "Hannibal", the H! cast
Birth: Don't know
Death: ???

SPOILERS for those that didn't see his movies



He first appeared in a series of novels from author Thomas Harris, and was a supporting character in an adaptation of one of those novels, "Manhunter" where he wasn't even played by the actor that made him an icon. But there, we did learn that Hannibal Lecter was a Baltimore doctor who was found out to be not just a cultured man, but a killer and a cannibal. He was caught by FBI Agent WIll Graham, although Lecter nearly killed him as a result. After Lecter was imprisoned he then helped Graham from prison to catch another serial killer, although he was in contact with this killer through letters and the daily papers. But it was after that and the events of the next movie he was in that made him a world wide star.
It was "Silence of the Lambs" where the still jailed Lecter aided young agent Clarice Starling catch another at large killer, though not before a series of chilling physchological meetings that became part of movie folklore. Thanks to Anthony Hopkins performance as Lecter, the movie made him a pop culture sensation, and one of cinema's most frightening, but charming, killers. And as such, he was able to escape prison at the end and retreat to Italy, where he apperantly killed and ate his nemesis Dr Chilton, the head of the prison he was in.
10 years later, a new film with Lecter was made, "Hannibal" which had him still at large in Florence, Italy, but now pursued by not only the FBI and Starling, but a disfigured enemy from the U.S named Mason Verger, the only survivior of Lecter's attacks other than Graham. He wanted to use Starling to track Lecter down so he could catch him and have him eaten by killer pigs as revenge for Lecter making Verger cut up his own face. However, Lecter killed many of his henchman and the FBI people tracking him down before Verger's remaining men got him. But Starling then burst in and saved Lecter, and Verger was pushed into the pit and chewed up by the pigs instead. Starling was injured though, and when she woke up in her house Lecter was committing his most disgusting crime ever seen on a movie screen: he had caught a FBI guy played by Ray Liotta that had helped Verger, and he had cut open his head, cut a piece of his brain, and cooked it and fed it to him.[Begin the throwing up now}In the end, Lecter escaped yet again, but not after Starling handcuffed him with her, and instead of cutting off her hand to get free, he seemed to have cut off his own. Thankfully that wasn't touched on when he next appeared, as Jamie Kellner hired him out of retirement to take care of the Histerians in "The Seven Deadly Histerians" They were able to escape him though, during which time Mike nearly paid for his insults towards Lecter with his life and Lydia got physcologically profiled by Lecter although she wasn't affected by it as he planned. To make sure he couldn't follow them out of the trap. Chit ordered those same pigs that Verger had to be dropped into the trap and pursue Lecter. Obviously that didn't end too well for him. But knowing how cleevr and resourceful he is, he shall survive again, and as long as his films make money{though the recent remake of Manhunted didn't make that much}he'll keep showing up on screen to terrify us all{though people say he's gotten a bit campy lately}Where does that tickle you?

 
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Screech Drugo

January 8 2003, 6:41 PM 

Voiced by: Cheech Marin
First appearance: "Histeria Wars Episode II: Attack of the Drones" (H! fic)
Age: Alien
Turn ons: Selling dirty pictures to people
Turn offs: Unknown
Friends: His customer he sell his dirty pictures to
Enemies: Unknown
Birth: Sometime before the saga began
Death: ???

This person isn't a H! character of made-up H! character. Just a person JusSonic made-up for the parody of Star Wars Episode II. He is one person who sells dirty pictures to people. But a spell from Frog-Go Kenobi made him go home and rethink his life. It is worthy notey that he voiced by Cheech marin, sence the Drugo part of his name.
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That profile is now outta of the way. The remaining new profiles are still need to be made.
1.Horace and Jasper
2.Mr. Smee
3.The Pirates
4.The Reporter from "Reversals of Misfortune"
5.Male employee/elf
6.The Jolly Baker
7.Hubie the blue dinosaur
8.Female employee/elf
9.Hades
10.Ursula
11.Captain Hook
12.Iago
13.Pain & Panic
14.Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

But other then those, there is nothing new to add. Unless you can the others, but I will get to that later.

 
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152.163.189.131

More minor characters

January 30 2003, 1:17 PM 

Various monster voices
Voiced by: Frank Welker
First appearance: "Family Vengeance" (H! fic)

They are basically voices that came out of the monsters that the heroes in "Family Vengeance" have to face.

Television announcer
Voiced by: Jeff Glen Bennett
First appearance: "Family Vengeance" (H! fic)

He just announces the new show that Joan of Arc, Katie Ka-boom, and Amanda Duff is on.

Empolyees/elves
Voiced by: Maurice LaMarche and Laraine Newman
First appearance: "Disney's Jingle Heck" (H! fic)

They are elves disguised as employees to help Santa Claus decorated for the holidays. Although the Disney villains captured them, they escaped thanks to the MST3K cast and they helped the Histerians defeated the villains.

Woman
Voiced by: Nora Dunn
First appearance: "Family Vengeance"

She is just a woman who came to Nostradamus for a prediction.

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This topic is getting slow. Can someone speed it up? Maybe R6 can put in profiles of False Information (he created her or did BB did?) and Mary Melody. And I still need to see the profiles requests I asked robert. Bye for now.

 
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Felicia Jane "False" Information

February 3 2003, 5:21 PM 

Voiced by: Laraine Newman
First Appearance: Well... uh... Unless I miss my guess... geez, which H! Episode was the first to use the Miss Info Clones? And even then, it's unclear whether she was among them, given the various looks.
Age: Younger than Miss Information, and she ain't tellin'!
Turn-ons: TV, stardom, Robert Dougherty.
Turn-offs: Lonliness, the single life, seeing her friends and sister with a romantic interest (in short, much the same as R6 himself)
Friends: the H! cast, especially Robert. (ESPECIALLY Robert, but let him testify)
Enemies: Probably none. She's lonely (well, not anymore), but not evil.
Birth: Knowledge of birth=knowledge of age... can't have the one without the other.
Death: Not for quite some time, believe me!

She's captivating. Sexy. And vengeful. She's False Information. Younger than our beloved tour guide, but just as much a grown woman, False Info wanted to be a star on Histeria!, but Miss Info and Lydia got the last positions. Still, she has been used as a clone of Miss Information whenever the script called for a bunch a beautiful ladies in the background (so where's my Lydia clones?), so that counts as TV appearance... just as an extra. But she wanted stardom and fame. Jealous of her new role as background girl, it took but one more heartbreak to send her over the edge... and that one was that Miss Information was hooked up with Smartypants, R6 has Lydia, and there were even budding romances starting at an age where romance is usually uncharted hostile territory (think: Loud/Charity, Froggo/Aka). With that in mind and heart, she enacted her plan. It was the cliché dark and stormy night in "Falsetto", and at 3 AM, Miss Info went missing. False Information had abducted her for a hefty romantic ransom. Bring her Robert, or no more Miss Info. Although the H! cast tried to find her, we ended up meeting her demands, as she's a crafty one. False Information wouldn't have killed or hurt her own sister, just kept her away from all of us until she got what she wanted. And she did, and thankfully, Robert didn't reject her, as who knows what she'd have done. And speaking of what she'd have done, now that Robert is her new boyfriend, let us hope he knows what he's getting into... if you know R6's envelope-pushing humor, she's just as bad. In fact, think of the time Miss Info was possessed by Lust... False Information is MUCH worse...

 
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Atrus

February 3 2003, 6:03 PM 

Voiced by: Rand Miller
First appearance: "Myst" (Cyan computer game)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Myst-eria!"
Age: 61
Turn ons: Writing, respect for the inhabitants of the ages, his wife Catherine
Turn offs: Destructive of the ages, his father's insanely, his sons' greed, being imprisoned, ages that are unstable thanks to his father
Friends: His grandmother Ti'Anna, his father for a while, his wife Catherine, the inhabitants of the ages he visited, his sons for a while, whoever's helped him out the in Myst games, the D'ni, the H! cast
Enemies: His father Gehn and his minions, his sons Sirrus and Achenar, the Tehranee, Saavedro for a while
Birth: 9411 (according to the Myst books)
Death: ???

Myst is one of the best games Cyan has to offered, plus it introduced this important man named Atrus. Let's start with his beginning as seen in a book by Cyan, "Myst: The Book of Atrus". In 9411 (according to the book anyway), he was borned and left in care of his grandmother Ti'Anna by his father Gehn who abandoned right after his mother Keta's death. He stay there for many years, until Gehn returned in 9425 to get him. While in D'ni, Atrus developed a hero worship for his dad until he realizes that Writing is a much more intricate and subtle art than Gehn would ever understand and that Gehn's shortcuts are unstable and will be destroyed someday. He also realized the Dn'i do not create worlds, only links to worlds that already exist. An angry Gehn locks Atrus away in a room with only the Riven book, an age Gehn made, to "entertain" himself. Atrus used that book to go to Riven, and it was there that he met his wife and true lvoe Katran (later named Catherine) and with her help, they trapped Gehn on Riven, by destroying the only linking books out, and escaped to Myst, a world created by Ti'Anna. There, Atrus married Catherine and had two sons, Sirrus and Achenar. However, sometime after Ti'Anna's death, Sirrus and Achenar grown insane and cause trouble in the Ages. They tricks Catherine into going to Riven, destroy the books that are links to other ages except for Selenitic, Stoneship, Mechanical, Channelwood, and Rime ages. Anyway, Atrus learned of this, and try to make things right, trapping Sirrus and Achenar in the progress. However, Achenar removed a page from his linking book out of D'ni trapping him the progress. He was trapped until the player (I.M. whoever playing the Myst game) released him. After that, he destroy the prison books holding his sons, trapping them in the Prison Age forever. In the Riven game, he acquired the help of the player to trapped Gehn in a prison book and rescued Catherine. In "The Book of D'ni", which took place after Riven, he and Catherine tries to rebuild D'ni on Terahee, but failed to do so. Atrus decided to build Releeshahn as a rebuilding age for the D'ni, but in "Myst 3: Exile", Saavedro, a victim of his sons, stole the book as revenge, but the player got the book back and all is well for Atrus.
In "Myst-eria!", it is the same version, except with the Histerians in it. Just play the game if you want to see it for yourself.


 
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A minor character and two evil sons of a good guy

February 17 2003, 1:39 PM 

Pilot
Voiced by: Jeff Glen Bennett
First appearance: "Histerians for Sale" (H! fic)

Just a pilot who flown the Histerians to their destination.

Sirrus and Achenar
Voiced by: Robyn C. Miller (Sirrus) and Rand Miller (Sirrus)
First appearance: "Myst" (Cyan computer game)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Myst-eria!"
Ages: 30 (Achenar) and 28 (Sirrus)
Turn ons: Greed, power, treachery, thinking they are gods, anything evil
Turn offs: Their parents getting in the way, not getting what they want, being trapped in a prison age
Friends: Each other, their other family members until they betray them, Saavedro for a while, the pirates in the Mechanical Age, the player or the Histerians for a while (you know they are trying to use them)
Enemies: Their parents, the natives of the ages they terrorized, Saavedro, the player, the H! cast
Births: 9432 (Achenar) and 9434 (Sirrus)
Deaths: ???

These two bad boys are the first villains you encountered in the Myst game, though you don't know they are villains are first. They are born and raised by their parents and their great-grandmother Ti'Ana on Myst. However, despite Atrus's teachings for respect for the ages, they gotten their lust for power and wealth from their grandfather Gehn and want to be rulers of the ages. They seized control of the worlds, steal their gold by anything necessary (including taxing), and kill anyone who stands in their way. Eventually, they wanted the red and blue books, unaware that they were traps. They made an evil plan, burning the books to the ages in the progress except for Selenitic, Stoneship, Mechanical, Channelwood, and Rime. They tricked their mother Catherine into going to D'ni and into Riven when she didn't find him there. Atrus found out, and decided to deal with them later. However, they sabotaged his linking book by taking a page out, trapping Atrus in D'ni doing so. They got caught by their own trap, however, as they were trapped in the red and blue books.
In the Myst game (which is like Myst-eria after it), they try to convinced the player (or H! cast) to let them out, claiming that he (Sirrus or Achenar) is innocent and the other (Sirrus or Achenar) are guilty. The player (or H! cast) find out the truth and released Atrus, who destroyed the prison books, trapping them in the Prison Ages forever. But their evil left a huge mark as Saavedro proving in "Exile" however, so remembered this in years to come.

 
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152.163.189.131

The starting Pokemon

March 8 2003, 5:17 PM 

Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur
Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard
Squirle/Wartortle/Blastoise
Voiced by: Tara Jayne (Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur), Michael Hargney (Charmander), Eric Stuart (Charmeleon (I think), Charizard), Lisa Ortiz (Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise)
First appearance: "Pokemon Red and Blue" (Nintendo games)
First appearance on TV: "Pokemon, I Choose You!" (Pokemon episode; Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charmander anyway. You have to see the other episodes to see where the others show up)
First appearance in an H! Fic: "Histeria Wars Episode VI: Return of the Histeria!"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Being cared for, Pokemon battles, Ash & friends
Turn offs: Team Rocket, being hurt, being neglected, anything a Pokemon doesn't like
Friends: Ash & friends, other Pokemon, other Pokemon trainers, Nurse Joy, Professor Joy, Officer Jenny, any good guy of the Pokemon world
Enemies: Team Rocket, Mewtwo at first, any Pokemon bad guy
Birth: ???
Death: ???

When Pokemon Red and Blue comes out, players gets a chance to choose one of these Pokemon for their starters: Bulbasaur (Grass/Poison type), Charmander (Fire), and Squirtle (Water). In the Pokemon show, it is a different matter. Ash misses out getting these Pokemon but got Pikachu instead (not they it was all bad). He manages to get a chance to captured these Pokemon during his travels, however. He met Bulbasaur when he stumbled onto a Pokemon hidden village, where a girl takes cares of sick and abandoned Pokemon. Bulbasaur didn't like Ash at first because he was protecting them the Pokemon and didn't trust humans. But after Ash and friends saved the village from Team Rocket, Bulbasaur trust Ash and decided to tag along, only if Ash defeated him in battle however. Ash met Charmander when his trainer abandoned him. Charmander, being a loyal Pokemon that he is, stay put so his trainer would return. The good guys saves Charmander from a rain storm, but Charmander went out to wait for his original trainer. But Charmander returns Ash's kindness and saves the good guys from Team Rocket. He then choose Ash to be its trainer despite the trainer returning for it (He got "flamed" by Charmander really bad when the fire Pokemon knew he abandoned him). Ash met Squirtle when the water Pokemon was part of a trouble-makiing Squirtle Squad, but after Ash saved him from Team Rocket, Squirtle became Ash's new friend and Pokemon.
The original three traveled with Ash, Pikachu and company through adventures, meeting their evolved forms on the way. Charmander was the first to evolved into Charmeleon and Ash started to get problems because Charmeleon refused to listen to him because Ash wasn't experience enough. Ash thought Charmeleon became his true friend when he evolved into Charizard to save him from Aerodactyl, but it turns out he wanted to just fight the flying Pokemon. From then on, the fire/flying Pokemon would either listen to Ash and fight or ignore him and just fall sleep. Charizard's stuborness caused Ash's chance to win the Indigo League games, but Ash keeps on plugging. Charizard finally listened to Ash during their travels in the Orange Islands. Bulbasaur almost evolved but decided not to.
However, sometimes it's end to say goodbye. Charizard was the first to go because Ash left him behind to be with his girlfriend. Squirtle was the next in the original one because the Squirtle Squad needed him. Only Bulbasaur was left but if future Pokemon episodes were true, he won't be around much long.
These Pokemon show up again in JusSonic's Episode VI parody.

 
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The mother of the MST3K nightmare

March 8 2003, 7:54 PM 

Pearl Forrester
Voiced (and played by): Mary Jo Pehl
First appearance: "Bloodlust" (MST3K episode)
First appearance in an H! Fic: "Family Vengeance"
Age: Don't ask or she will kill you!
Turn ons: Hanging out with TV's Frank, being around her son Clayton, torturing Mike and the robots, terrorizing her henchmen, hunky guys, anything I rather missed
Turn offs: Mike and the robots for her son's death, Professor Bob not smiling during Lawgiver Daze, having her hair ruined, Mike and the robots suriving every movie she sent them, being a mad scientist
Friends: TV's Frank, her son, Professor Bobo and Brain Guy (although she can't stand them), the other monkeys of Bobo's Earth, the other observers for a while, the Romans for a while, the mad scientist club she joined
Enemies: Mike and the robots, the H! cast, the observers, the enemy forces on the camping planet, the Roman woman who hated her
Birth: Again don't ask!
Death: She died after Season 7, but recovered in Season 8 to terrorized Mike and the robots.

Sometimes Clayton Forrester's insanely runs in the family. In the "Bloodlust" episode, we are introduced to his mother, although she looks sweet at first. She seems to know TV's Frank and ignored her son Clayton for a while. After TV's Frank went into second banana heaven in Season 6, she feeled that Clayton needs her so he decided to stay with him...all the while Clayton is trying to put her in a home. After Clayton turned into a star baby after Season 7, she vowed to turn her into a nice and gentle boy you ever saw. Sadly, she got busy and never got around to it, so Clayton once again turned into yet another mad scientist. Then, Clayton died after Pearl killed him, either by accident or on purpose we don't know. But Pearl promised her son that she will the experiment going no matter what. After she died (she asked this before she died I guess), someone froze her body. 300 years later, Bobo and the apes found her, cured her of her freezer burn, and she's now the lawgiver (in fact, she wants someone to enjoy Lawgiver Daze or else). But she's keeping her promise to Clayton as she terrorized Mike and the robots with bad movies.
After Mike accidentally destroyed the Earth, Pearl and Bobo survived and went after them, sending them bad movies doing so. They (both good and bad) tangled with Observers (in which Brain Guy is one of them and is now one of Pearl's henchmen), invaders, Space Children, Romans, and other such things. When they got back to current Earth in Season 9, Pearl and her henchmen moved into Castle Forrester and continued to sent the MST3K cast bad movies and plus misadventures. In the last episode of Season 10, Pearl broke the remote control and therefore the one responsible for Mike and the robots returning to Earth. Last we heard, she got a job becoming a dictator for life in some country I never heard. But that isn't the last we heard of her.
When she heard of Clayton's defeat, she realized that this ruined the Forrester name (What name? Don't ask them that) and she came out of hiding again. She got copy the plans for Boba Fett's carbonite ray, which Mike and the robots used on Forrester, and make a new one to free Clayton. Then, Pearl recruit hher henchmen Bobo and Brain Guy, and with TV's Frank's help (Clayton bought him back to life), they begin their vengeance. She tricks the Histerians using a disguise that she is making a movie about them. And when the time's right, he traps them and reveals herself. Her plan? To kill them. But the villains didn't expect that the first MST3K human, Joel, will team up with Timpowitcz, Cosgrove, Freakazoid, Joan of Arc, and Fetch to save them, so she and Clayton sent movie monsters after them, just like Clayton did in the second RoTV. When that failed, she and the villains made one more showdown against the good guys. Long story short, they failed, Clayton got turned into a statue again, TV's Frank return to the afterlife, and the carbonite ray got destroyed so Pearl won't change Clayton back. Pearl and her henchmen escaped with Clayton's statue body in tow.
She reappeared in two more H! fics. She teams up with some villains to help break up Robert and Felicia but that failed (although Butters did break them up, but that was only temporary). She was one of the bidders for the captured Histerians, who were captured by Stewie Griffin, but she lost the bid. But bweware. Like Pearl vow before, she will dog the MST3K cast and the H! cast to the end of the universe. No matter where they go, they will be there with Mrs. Pearl Forrester. (Hearing Pearl's evil laugh and freaks out) Gotta go!

 
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JusSonic

205.188.209.134

The Currys pests

March 10 2003, 8:07 AM 

Dr. PsychoHeart
Voiced by: Tim Curry
First appearance: "Heart of Darkness: Psycho At Heart" (Care Bears fic)
First appearance in an H! Fic: "A Big Histeria Crossover Party II: The Winter Party"
Age: Immortal since he was born a long time ago
Turn ons: Science, evil, his daughter Shriekly
Turn offs: Caring, kindness, love, the Care Bears in general
Friends: His brother No-Heart, his daughter Shriekly, Beastly although he can't stand him, Joseph
Enemies: The Care Bears, Hulkerstein, the town of Windsville, the prison guards, his other brother Frederick
Birth: A long time ago in the medieval ages
Death: Maybe sooner than you all expected

Care Bears has a lot of villains, but one of them is related to one of their nastiest one ever! A long time ago, this villain used to go by the name Timothy. But he turned evil after he and his brothers (one of them is Christopher, later renamed No-Heart) found the power and he got a part of Wisdom. Later on, he changed his name to Dr. PsychoHeart and devoted his life to science and destroying all caring. However, his experiment Hulkerstein went crazy and we went to jail because of that, leaving his daughter Shriekly in care of No-Heart.
In his first appearance, he escaped somehow and discovered that his brother was destroyed by a Care Bear named Light Heart and vowed vengeance on the whole Care Bears. He left plans for Bright Heart for a robot which the villain used to captured the Care Bear Family except for some who got away. He went back to Windsville because his experiment try to escape again and returned with his assistant Joseph in tow. After that he try hard to destroy the Care Bear Family but failed. Even sending Hulkerstein after them failed because the experiment became kind. During the last battle of the story, PsychoHeart made the mistake of harming Champ and it caused Hulkerstein to throw No-Heart's throne at him. He survived but has to use a walker (like Eggman's in Sonic Adventure 2) because his legs got paralyzed. He became a threat ever since, he even try to destroy Christmas! He made a cameo in the Crossover Party Sequel when the villains took over but thanks to Washuu, he didn't do much. But when "Heart of Darkness: The Villains War" comes out, he is going to be busy.

Ben Ravencroft
Voiced by: Tim Curry
First appearance: "Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost"
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria Crossover Party II: The Winter Party"
Age: Mids 30s or 40s is my guess
Turn ons: Writing horror stories, magic, evil in general
Turn offs: Meddling kids, ancestors who betrayed him, not getting the power he wanted
Friends: The Scooby-Doo gang for a while, His ancestor's ghost for a while, the town he grew up in for a while, The Hex Girls for a while
Enemies: The Scooby-Doo gang, his ancestor's ghost, the town he grew up in, The Hex girls
Birth: ???
Death: He met his end in the Scooby-Doo movie

Right after the Scooby-Doo gang solved one of their mysteries, they met this man. Ben Ravencroft, famous horror writer (Velma loves his books). He offered to bring them to his home town. There, we see that Ben wanted to find a book that belongs to his ancestor Sarah Ravencroft. He claims that his ancestor was a wicken, not a witch when the town had her executed her. He was hoping find the book would clear his family's name. After he helped the Scooby-Doo gang solved the mystery of the fake Witch's Ghost, they help Ben find what he's looking for. That's when he dropped a bombshell: the book isn't a medicine book, but a spell book, which means his ancestor was indeed a witch and that makes him a warlock. He then revealed he set up the mystery the Scooby-Doo gang solved just to meet him and get them to help him. He then uses the spells to tortured the good guys for a while before he used it to released his ancestor's ghost who was trapped in there. However, the witch refused to share her power with him and he can't send her back since only one pure of heart can do that, and he got trapped. After the Witch's Ghost was defeated, she pulled Ben into the book and it was destroyed and he was never seen again. Except for the Crossover Party Sequel, in which he can't do anything evil thanks to that no-good witch Washuu!!! Okay, I'm calm now.

Rex Pester
Voiced by: Tim Curry
First appearance: "The Rugrats Movie"
First appearance in an H! Fic: "A Big Histeria Crossover Party II: The Winter Party"
Age: Don't know
Turn ons: Pestering people with rude questions, getting the report before anyone else, wanting an Emmy
Turn offs: Getting attacked by angry ladies, bumbling inventors, and crazy monkeys
Friends: His co-workers
Enemies: He upset Betty when he ask Stu and Didi those rude questions
Birth: ???
Death: ???

After the Rugrats were missing, this reporter came to try to steal the spotlight. Rex asked Stu and Didi rude questions which ended up upseting Betty. He also seem to have a habit of mispronouncing the kids' names and mistake Spike to be a horse. He was in a helicopter reporting but Stu accidentally bump into it causing the helicopter to crash-land and it ruined Rex's report. At the end, Rex tries to steal a report from a woman reporter but got attacked by monkeys. He made a cameo in the crossover party sequel.

 
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JusSonic

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The two most annoying bands

March 10 2003, 8:43 AM 

Backstreet Boys
Voiced by: Themselves
Members: Kevin, Nick, Brian, A.J., Howie
First appearance: In some music video
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria Crossover Party II: The Winter Party"
Ages: 30 (Kevin), 23 (Nick), 28 (Brian), 25 (A.J.), and 29 (Howie)
Turn ons: Singing, dancing, fans, ladies, any a pop culture band would like
Turn offs: Any bands stealing their moves
Friends: Their fans (especially the ladies), their families, their road crew, the H! cast, the CDM crew
Enemies: Beastie Boys, 'N Sync
Births: Kevin Richardson (October 3, 1972), Nick Carter (January 28, 1980), Brian "B-rok" Littrell (February 20, 1975), A.J. Lean (January 9, 1978) and Howie D. (August 22, 1973)
Deaths: They died twice in Celebrity Deathmatch but unfortunately, they still returned

Since their debut album, the Backstreet Boys has been wowing the fans (and annoying some people) with their songs, dance moves, whatever. They give a new word a new meaning and they appeared on famous magazines. And according to "Stone Cold", they s****d a***! They appeared on Celebrity Deathmatch. They got killed once by the Beastie Boys. Then after Nick Diamond bought them back to life, they try to be win by turning into a Backstreet Bot, but got outta control and was killed by 'N Sync. They unfortunately recovered long along to made an appearance in the crossover party sequel. Will someone please whacked these guys again?!

'N Sync
Voiced by: Themselves
Members: Lance, J.C., Chris, Justin, and Joey
First appearance: In a music video
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria Crossover Party II: The Winter Party"
Ages: 23 (Lance), 26 (J.C.), 31 (Chris), 22 (Justin), and 26 (Joey)
Turn ons: Singing, dancing, etc.
Turn offs: Being killed, being accused of stealing anyone's dance moves
Friends: Their fans (especially the ladies, their families, their road crew, the H! cast, the CDM crew
Enemies: KISS, Backstreet Boys
Births: JC Chasez (August 8, 1976), Justin Timberlake (January 31, 1981), Chris Kirkpatrick (October 17, 1971), Joey Fatone (January 28, 1977), and James Lance Bass (May 4, 1979)
Deaths: They died once on Celebrity Deathmatch and recovered thanks to Nick Diamond. Joey died in their fight with Backstreet Boys, but well you get the drill

Like the Backstreet Boys, they too make music videos and wowing their fans and annoying some people. And they s****d a*** too. One of them, Justin, used to be engaged to Britney Spears but they broke it off. They appeared in a Halloween episode of Celebrity Deathmatch in goofy butt costumes and were killed by the band KISS. They came back to life by Nick Diamond so they can fight their rivals, Backstreet Boys. They won and lost Joey in the progress but no loss (I hope it was). They made an appearance in the Crossover Party Sequel as well, and not seem angry at Backstreet Boys. Weird.

 
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Calgary Kasem

March 10 2003, 9:15 AM 

Voiced by: Casey Kasem
First appearance: "North America" (H! episode)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Histeria Wars Episode IV: A New Time"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Countdowns
Turn offs: ???
Friends: His co-workers
Enemies: N/A
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Calgary Kasem first appear in the North America episode of Histeria! to do Canada's Top 5 Countdown. He is voiced by the man he spoofing, Casey Kasem. He reappeared in the Episode IV spoof where he sounds like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. Zoinks!
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One more until the 200th post! Take it away Robert!

 
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200'th post straight from the underworld!

March 11 2003, 4:33 PM 

Hades
Voiced by: James Woods
First appearance: "Hercules"{The 1997 Disney film}
First apperance in an H! fic: "Disney's Jingle Heck"
Age: Immortal
Turn ons: Running the underworld and planning to run Olympus, torturing souls, making sneaky bargains, planning to kill gods and super strong sons of gods, insulting his helpers
Turn offs: Gods and super strong sons of gods period, failing to take over Olympus, the inane help of his minions, having his hair blown out
Friends: The other Disney villains and all the other villains around, the Fates, Pain and Panic[though they're mainly minions]
Enemies: Hercules, Zeus, Megara, Mickey and company, the H! cast
Birth: The beginning of time
Death: Probably at the end of it

Long ago in the age of Olympus, the god Zeus ran everything, much to the disgust of another king of sorts. But this king was the king of the underworld itself, a blue haired, sharp tounged schemer named Hades, who dreamed of overthrowing Zeus and running Olympus on his own. But he soon found out that the only thing that could stop his plans was the newborn son of Zeus, Hercules. So he hired his bumbling minions Pain and Panic to poison Hercules- but naturally they messed up and left only one drop left undrunk by the baby, which saved his life and allowed him to keep his strength, but it made him human. Still, the idiots told their boss that they did kill him, and Hades moved ahead with his schemes. About 20 years later, he was ready to go until he found that Hercules was alive and planning to be a hero so he could return to Olympus. He tried everything to stop him like sending the three headed Hydra after him, then using one of his endentured servants, the beautiful Megara, to get in Herculus way, but everything backfired. And despite a final attack on Olympus and a last attempt to get Hercules trapped in the underworld forever, Hades only wound up trapped in his own prison of souls.
Since then, not much has gone right for the underworld kingpin, as he not only failed to get Herculus in a spun off TV show of the movie[which featured an episode where he teamed up with "Aladdin" villain Jafar for the first time], but he continued his bad luck when he became a guest of the House of Mouse and helped with the Disney villains infamous failed attempt to take it over. Not giving up though, he then became a part of the Disney villains club's next activity- destroying the Histerians in "Disney's Jingle Heck" When they captured the crew, each of the villains gave them a task to do, and Hades's was to have the Histerians attacked by every annoying celebrity he had in the underworld- unfortunatly Sammy was far too scary for them. He then suffered defeat with the rest of his friends, but did well enough to be invited back to another villains group in "Dueling Villains" where him and the other 23 villains would try to break up Robert Dougherty and Felicia Information. We didn't see him try anything though, but he did get to mess up Dr Laura's attempt to smear them on the radio pretty good. Still, he was humilated by having his blue hair blown out before Butters wished him away. But he has recovered and is back in the underworld planning and bargining, and he got to make his smart alack one liners in Histeria Wars Episode V, as well as in the second Histeria crossover party where yet another villains scheme failed. But with all his powers and the fact that it is easy for fans to want to see him again with his humorous quips, bumbling help, and voice work by one of the best actors around, James Woods, we should expect to see him[not that Him, the other underworld figure] again sometime soon, babe.

 
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A bear of two worlds

March 12 2003, 8:00 AM 

DarkHeart Bear/Light Heart Bear
Voiced by: Tom Kane
First appearance: "Heart of Darkness: The Coming of Darkheart Bear" (Care Bears fic)
First appearance in an H! fic: "A Big Histeria Crossover Party II: The Winter Party"
Age: He looks in his 20s to me
Turn ons: Evil, destructive, anything bad when he was DarkHeart Bear. Love, kindness, caring, his family now he's good
Turn offs: The Care Bears in general, love, caring, kindness when he was evil. Now he hates evil villains and anything they represent
Friends: No-Heart for a while, Beastly for a while, Shriekly for a while, His family, the kids on Earth, The Hulkerstein, Santa Claus and his elves, Rudolph, Edward Louis
Enemies: The Care Bears for a while, David Hall/DarkHeart for a while, Christy, John, and Dawn for a while, No-Heart, Beastly, Shriekly, Dr. PsychoHeart, Joseph, CrazyHeart/Samuel Louis
Birth: Some time ago
Death: ???

Even when the Care Bears were canceled on TV, their legacy lives on in both our hearts and fan-fictions. Like the one that introduced this person. No-Heart was looking for a way to destroy his Care Bears foes once and for all. He discovered in the diary of DarkHeart (the boy who betrayed him by turning to carign) that his former assistant has a secret weapon he made should all else fails. He found it in a form of a Care Bear named DarkHeart Bear (named after its creator), with a symbol of evil on its tummy. Once released, DarkHeart Bear kidnaps some of the Care Bear Family while at a picnic and to make himself more cruelier, he kidnaps the cubs Hugs and Tugs to get the Care Bears to him. Then for some reason, he getting memories he don't recall he had. After a while and sending a creature after them, DarkHeart Bear, despite from offer help from True Heart when those memories return, turned all the Care Bear Family into stone. Then David Hall (DarkHeart's new name) dropped a bombshell. DarkHeart was actually one of the cubs he turned evil the day before True Heart and Noble Heart saved the other cubs. While DarkHeart Bear tries to come to terms with this, No-Heart appeared to get his prizes, as well as vengeance on David for betraying him. But DarkHeart has a change of heart just in time to defeat No-Heart and it seems like the villain was gone permanetly. After that, DarkHeart used up his energy and it looks like he is going to die. But the restored Care Bear family, along with their friends, used their love to saved him and restored him to his real self: white fur and a symbol of Light (like the one from Digimon) on its tummy. From that day forward, DarkHeart Bear is now LightHeart Bear and is now reunited with his lost family.
The happiness didn't last longer however, when No-Heart's brother PsychoHeart appeared to get vengeance for his brother's death and kidnapped some members of the family. Light Heart helped the survivors saved them and made a new friend in the progress: The Hulkerstein (a mixture of Frankenstein and The Incredible Hulk). He then help defeat PsychoHeart again when the villain and his minions tries to destroy Christmas. Recently, a new foe named CrazyHeart (who is really a man named Samuel Louis with a split personality problem) appeared to challenged both the Care Bears and PsychoHeart. Light Heart was captured for a while with Champ, Cheer, Funshine, and Loyal Heart Dog, but he escaped to get the others. To make it short, they defeated CrazyHeart and cost Samuel to forget his identify and reunited him with his son, Edward. Light Hear, along with the other Care Bears, has then rest for a while except when they appeared in the Crossover Party Sequel. They will need the rest when they returned in "Heart of Darkness: The Dark Stranger". When that happens, Light Heart will be there.

 
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Disney profiles

March 16 2003, 9:29 AM 

Iago
Voiced by: Gilbert Gottfried
First appearance: "Aladdin"[the original movie]
First appearance in an H! fic: "Disney's Jingle Heck"
Age: Unknown
Turn ons: Money, greed, assisting or sucking up to greedy and rich people, sarcasm
Turn offs: Crackers, adventure, hangin around wierd and stupid people, getting hurt
Friends: He has an off and on relationship with Jafar and his gang, and Aladdin and his friends
Enemies: Again, he has an off and on relationship with Jafar's gang and Aladdin's gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Iago is one of the many characters in Disney films that can be classfied as the animal sidekick, is this case, he was one to the villain Jafar in "Aladdin" He could talk up a storm but only in front of Jafar, and he hated when the Sultan fed him moldy crackers. But for a funny sidekick he did have his vicous side, he was the one who sugggested that Jafar marry the Princess to become Sultan, and when Jafar finally took over Agrabah he had his fun force feeded crackers down the Sultan's throat. But when Jafar was sent into his magic lamp Iago came with him, and finally he got tired of following his orders and left him in the lamp after he escaped. He then planned to fit in with Aladdin to become rich, claiming that he was reformed, but when Jafar finally showed up again he was a bit nervous to carry out Jafar's plans for revenge on Aladdin. Finally he offically coverted to the good side by destroying Jafar's lamp just as he had Aladdin on the ropes. He then spent the forthcoming TV series of Aladdin on the good guy team, though still remaining as shamelessly greedy as ever. Finally in third and last film of the Aladdin movie trilogy, he ended up leaving the gang to join up with Aladdin's father, the ex King of Thieves. But when "House of Mouse" was created, for some reason he returned to assist Jafar.
This new alliance continued through Jafar's failed plan to take over the House of Mouse, and into "Disney's Jingle Heck" too. There, Iago has his shot to destroy the gang by turning into a giant parrot and trying to eat the Histerians, but they tickled him into submission. Then he was defeated along with the other baddies, and enough so that apperantly Jafar didn't want to include him when he was in "Dueling Villains" But if Jafar returns again, watch out for the little birdie- though if you pay him enough he might be tempted to switch sides again.

Captain Hook
Voiced by: Hans Conried in the first Disney film, Corey Burton currently. He was played by Dustin Hoffman in the film "Hook" and will be played by Jason Issacs in another upcoming live action movie
First appearance: "Peter Pan" (1953 Disney film)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Disney's Jingle Heck"
Age: Pretty old
Turn ons: Evil, sailing the Sven Seas to plunder everything in sight, planning to kill Peter Pan and anyone associated with him, the usual pirates stuff
Turn offs: Clocks, crocodiles, Peter Pan, more clocks, more crocodiles, Peter Pan again, even more clocks, even more crocodiles, and he hates, he hates, he hates Peter Pan!!
Friends: Smee and his pirates are the only one coming closem, until he joined the other Disney foes
Enemies: Peter Pan, the Lost Boys, Wendy Darling and her daughter, the H! cast, Mickey and his gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

For as long as anyone in Neverland can remember, Captain James T. Hook has always been the scorge of the seven seas, pillaging and rampaging everything in sight with the aid of his pirates and his assistant Smee. Only Peter Pan and his crew of Lost Boys and faires stand in his way, and they do that very well. As if Hook didn't have enough to worry about thanks to a fight with a crocodile that cost him his hand and made him replace it with a hook, and he has a paranoid fear of clocks too. Hook still tries every decitful trick in the book to get at Pan though, and saw his chance when Peter brough the Darling children Wendy, Michael, and John to Neverland. But for everything he tried after that, he failed miserably, and wound up being chased by that same crocodile with Smee. Still, he is a very popular villain, enough to be played by Rain Man himself, Dustin Hoffman, in Speilburg's live action take on the Pan tale, only it has Pan growing up and Hook kidnapping his children, then trying to turn them against him. But he wound up being eaten by some kind of worm. He returned in an animated sequel to the first film set years after the original, as he planned to kidnap Wendy this time but he got her disbeliving daughter instead. But after Pan got her convinced that the stories about him aren't make believe, she helped to take down Hook yet again. Even when he joined his fellow Disney villains in House of Villains and Jingle Heck, he couldn't catch a break. In Jingle Heck he was going to drown the Histerians if they didn't get pixie dust in time, but Smartypants found some loopholes in the plan and foiled it easily. Then in the final battle, Smartypants found a really really big sword to use in a swordfight with Hook, but he fainted before anything happened. So he was sent away with the others, but he's still alive to plunder the seas again, which he'll do in another live action film later this year in which Harry Potter sequel star Jason Issacs will play him. But some clocks and crocs should be useful enough to get him there too like always.

Smee
Voiced by: Bill Thompson in the first Disney film, Jeff Bennett currently. He was played by Bob Hoskins in the film "Hook" and will be played by Richard Briers in another upcoming live action movie
First appearance: "Peter Pan" (1953 Disney film)
First appearance in an H! fic: "Disney's Jingle Heck"
Age: Pretty old
Turn ons: Assisting Captain Hook in his evil schemes
Turn offs: Pretyt much most of everything Hook hates, like good guys and losing
Friends: Hook, the other pirates, the other Disney villains
Enemies: Peter Pan, the Lost Boys, Wendy Darling and her daughter, the H! cast, Mickey and his gang
Birth: ???
Death: ???

Smee is Captain Hook's top assistant, but like most villains assistants he's kind of meek and tubby. He mostly gets stuck with the token jobs in Hook's gang and has to suffer Hook's evental big defeats along with him. He did show some smarts in the live action film "Hook" by giving Hook the idea to turn the grown up Peter Pan's children against Peter as the ultimate revenge. And in Jingle Heck, he aided with Iago's challenge to the H! cast by riding the giant bird as he tried to eat the Histerians. But like everything else, that failed and he suffered along with his Captain. Still, he doesn't seem likely to stop aiding him in whatever schemes he hatches up, so when we next see Hook, Smee will be right near him as always.

 
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64.12.96.202

Some awards actors

March 16 2003, 5:25 PM 

Sigourney Weaver
Voiced by: Herself
First appearance: "Somerset" (TV series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 53
Turn ons: Acting
Turn offs: Annoying actresses
Friends: Her co-workers
Enemies: Linda Hamiltonian
Birth: October 8, 1949
Death: ???

Guys weren't the only people casted as heroes, as Charity and Miss Info proved, along with this lady. He is best known as the alien kicking heroine Ripley in the Aliens films. He also appeared in the Ghostbusters films, "Working Girl", "Galaxy Quest", and some other films. She fought Linda Hamilton on Celebrity Deathmatch and lost, but don't worry, you lovelust guys, she's alive. She made a cameo appearance in the awards story.

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Hercules in New York" (1970
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 55
Turn ons: Acting, sissy guys
Turn offs: Losing a match and lived
Friends: His co-stars, his wife Maria
Enemies: Sylvester Stallone
Birth: July 30, 1947
Death: ???

Arnold Schwarzenegger is perhaps one of the best action heroes ever (at times anyway). He was known for playing a terminator in James Cameron's Terminator films (the new one coming soon), played a cop turned Kindergarden teacher in "Kindergarden Cop", and is a bad-kicking hero in "Conan" and "Predator". He played Mr. Freeze in "Batman & Robin", which stunk, but even that didn't stop his career cold. He took on Sylvester Stallone in Celebrity Deathmatch and lost, but he's lucky as he didn't die. TV shows, Road Rovers, The Simpsons, Animaniacs, and of course, Histeria! likes to impersonate him with their characters, thank to Jeff Glen Bennett. He made a cameo in the awards story that the writers, especially robert, did at Toonzone.net where he got thrown in prison, but he won't stay there for long, so watch for him to return.

Patrick Stewart
Voiced by: Himself
First appearance: "Sesame Street" (TV series)
First appearance in an H! fic: "The First Annual Harley Awards"
Age: 62
Turn ons: Acting
Turn offs: N/A
Friends: His co-stars
Enemies: N/A
Birth: July 13, 1940
Death: ???

While this actor looks like he is having a ba