This is about that new funny show on Comedy Central. Crank Phone Call time!

1.Shavin: Axel Foley
2.Bob Carlman: Sammy Melman
3.Elmer Higgins: Father Time
4.Hadassah Guberman: Charity Bazaar
5.Rob: The Nerd Boy from the 24 Hours series
6.Wu-Tang Clan: Korn
7.Cammie: Miss Information
8.The Kid: Froggo
9.Boomer: Chit Chatterson
10.The Nudge: Bill Straitman
11.Spoonie Luv: Toast
12.Jimmy Kimmel: Tom Ruegger
13.Mom: Tom Rugger's mother
14.Joe Smith: David Spade
15.Special Ed: Lucky Bob
16.Gladys Murphy: Aka Pella
17.Batman's Nemesis: Edgar Allen Poe
18.Dick Birchum: Loud Kiddington
19.Mooshu: Confucius
20.Tentacious D: Brooks & Dunn
21.Wanda: Cree Summer
22.Niles Standish: British-Accented Guy
24.Touch-Tone Terrorists: Harry Norman, Danny Shelton, Slim Berry, Mr. Paranoid
25.Frank: John Cleese
26.Bill Crosby's assistant (forgot his name): Kip Ling
27.Helen Higgins: World's Oldest Woman
28.Bobby Fletcher: Hunter
29.Tony Delodge: Bill Clinton

More to come as soon as I can find them. What do you guys think of this list? Throw your comments at me. (ducks to avoid the comments)

--he who farts in church sits in own pew.

The ancient Chinese philosopher is actually a character on CRANK YANKERS...also, Billy West does voicework on the show--Mooshu, the chigger (*you* figure out what that means), and he was the voice of the philosopher on H!. Funny how that works.

I just hope we don't have to WOW naked as often as we see Mrs. Higgins. shudder Or we could cast her as the phone sex operator with one tooth and ten million kids--played by Big Fat Babies--running around....

I never thought of that before. To tell you the truth, I didn't included that since I don't know who voiced Confucius on that show.

Question: Are you ever going to make a profile of yourself? It's easy. Just put it in the Authors profiles section. At least let us know about yourself. (Not everything, of course)

Anyway, I found who Bill Crosby's assistant was. His name is Terrence. Plus, I got more characters to add.

1.Danny: Martin Luther King
2.Sav Macauley: BB
3.Ween: Oasis
4.Ken: Nathan
5.Karl Malone: Dennis Rodman
6.Gene Winterbuck: R6

You got all that, Dr. BELCH?

Actually, I was thinking Andrew Jackson as Birchum--both are tough guys with deep gravelly Southern accents, and both war heroes ("That's how they got DeJacamo...hoo-ey!") And Loud would make an interesting Bobby Fletcher, complete with Maurice La Marche "special belch" SFX.

My brother saw the show with me last night and got totally grossed out by the anatomically correct Tenacious D puppets. "Eeeewww! Can they show that kind of thing on TV? Are they allowed to do that?"

"I wanna go to Hawaii! Yayyyyyy!"