Narrator: Over the last 3 years, we've uncovered every little detail in the life of one Gene Burrows. However, there is one thing we missed. His very first partner.
[Fade to a man holding a picture of Gene]
Man: You always had to be better than me, old friend.
Narrator: But now, the one person no one knew....
Man: Too bad you won't see me turn the tables on you, as well as some other friends of yours.
Narrator: ....will lead certain heroes, into a battle none will ever forget.[The man now holds a pic of the H! cast]Cody Ruegger.
Loud: Okay, let's go through this again. A metal version of who is out there?
Narrator: Cody Ruegger.[Cut to scenes with a metallic robot of Loud]
Metal Loud: CAN THE HUMAN ME COME OUT TO PLAY?!!!
Narrator: Laraine Newman. The remainer of the Histeria cast. With Adam Sandler.[Fade to another new man]
Man:{Singing}I'm Ricky Needs, I'm quite the good thief. I like money almost more than beef.
Narrator: And.....Christopher Walken.[Cut to the man from before holding Loud by the shoulder]
Man: I know a part of you wants to thank Gene for making you more famous and less one note. You know how I can make that part happy?[Takes out a weapon]Just stand still.
Narrator: Histeria: Metal Madness. In message boards everywhere soon.
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