Has anybody here seen THE ANNA NICOLE SHOW, E!'s answer to MTV's THE OSBOURNES? After I caught a few episodes, I must admit it's perversely compelling, like watching a man relieve himself in public. So with that in mind, here's HISTERIA's version....
*CHARITY BAZZAR as ANNA NICOLE. Anna delivers most of her lines in a slurry monotone, with made me think of Char...if she had a mouth like a drunken sailor.
*LOUD KIDDINGTON as HOWARD, Anna's lawyer. He's played a judge before, so it isn't much of a stretch. Also, he might confer wih fellow shyster Chit Chatterson at one point. Anna and Howard are friends, although--in last night's ep--not above exchanging "eff-you"s in a public place (Howard implied that Anna was cheating during an eating contest after she went to the bathroom, a la the vomitorium sketch).
*AKA PELLA as KIM, Anna's assistant. The attitude is right; all she needs is the vivid plum-purple hair.
*TOAST as DANIEL, Anna's son. They're both brain-dead teens. Slap some braces on Toasty and write a bunch of awkward lovey-dovey dialogue between him and Char, and I don't think you could tell the difference.
*NOSTRADAMUS as BOBBY TRENDY, Anna's flamboyant--and sexually questionable--interior decorator. "I see a lot of purple velvet and leopard-skin prints--and a ten-foot couch in the corner! Shut up!"
*FATHER TIME as HOWARD, Anna's late hundred-year-old bazillionare husband. Seen only in a cartoon in the opening and as a jar of ashes on the mantle.
*FALA as SUGAR PIE, Anna's poodle. The stuffed bear scene had me howling with laughter, esp. since mounting behavior is fairly rare in females.