(The opening scene is in Philadelphia. R6 is walking down the street, along with the H! writers, Marissa Bazaar, and Jigglypuff)
R6: Real thoughtful of 4Kids to let me borrow their second most popular Pokémon star. And it's such a nice day today, I just had to go out and enjoy it!
Robert: R6, you just got finished battling Giga Bowser, and we now find out you had gashes in your right side where he had somehow clawed you. Lydia and Ayeka nearly killed you, and then nearly killed each other, and all you can think about is today?
JusSonic: Sorry, R6, but even I can't understand your logic. You should be resting. If your girls find out about you doing this, you're a dead man walking.
Marissa: Oh, let him have his fun. Besides, how often do you see this guy in a good mood?
BB: How often do we see Charity in a good mood?
JS: That isn't something expected from you.
Jigglypuff: PUFF! Puff Jiggly jig! Jigglypuff!
R6: What did the little diva say?
Robert: Beats me.
(Jigglypuff uses her right arm to indicate the glass tower of One Liberty Place nearby, and indicates a clock in the window. It shows 6:00 PM)
R6: Uh-oh... I'm a dead man walking...
JS: Reality setting in, R6?
Pokejed (Imitating R6): Reality? What is this "reality" you speak of, R6 knows nothing of such foreign customs!
R6: Alright, enough jokes about my personality, now let's get back to the house before it gets dark.
JS (To audience): For those of you in the dark, R6 was wounded in his last adventure, and when Lydia Karaoke and Princess Ayeka found out, they nearly tore him apart... love is strange thing. Anyways, they didn't know he came out here with us; he stowed away in the limo when he heard we were going out for the day. Lydia and Ayeka had demanded that he rest, but nearly got into a fight over who loves him more. Eventually, R6 got tired and went to sleep. Which is unusual for him, considering his choice of "extra-curricular" activities with Lyds. Now that you understand what you missed, back to our regularly scheduled...
R6: JusSonic, quit spoiling the plot! Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I'm so... myself! If anything, this will end up used against me!
(QC to the living room of R6's mansion, where he is being yelled at by Lydia, Ayeka, and even Miss Info.)
R6: Case in point.
Miss Info: Don't try to change the subject by interacting with the audience! You know we all told you to keep yer wiry little tail in the bed today, and you still snuck out with the guys!
R6: And Marissa...
Lydia: Quit going off the topic! If it were not for certain issues I have with you that I choose not to divulge to everyone, I'd be beating you to a pulp right now!
R6: As much as I'd love to one day witness the sight Lydia, don't get your thong in a bunch!
(Lydia slaps R6 for this one)
Lydia: On the other hand, perhaps beating you to a pulp will drive my point home!
Ayeka: HEY! Don't hit R6, he's already in pain! Come now, R6, you were just bored, weren't you? (Ayeka leans in close and canges her voice to a low, menacing tone) Do that again, and I'll break your neck myself! (Back to her normal voice) We all crave adventure, but sometimes the best way to prepare for an adventure is to recover from the last one.
Lydia: Don't even start! I heard what you were muttering, and you will NOT break his neck, is that clear?!
Miss Info: Oh no... here we go again...
(As Miss Information tries to stop the inevitable fight, R6 slips away to the stairs. On the way, he passes Loud and Toast)
Toast: Problem-struck Philly dude, you have got it bad!
R6: Far too many women? A sore head?
Loud: A PENCHANT FOR GETTING INTO TROUBLE!!!
Toast: You bring it on yourself.
R6: Hopefully, that wasn't an attempt at a joke about my girlfriend's cheerleading days.
Toast: Nah. Seriously, if you were to change your ways, I don't think we'd even know you. Without the constant wars with Sammy Melman, the endless battles and adventures, and your sick sense of humor, you're barely recognizable.
Loud: GOOD POINT, TOAST!!!
Toast: Uh, Loud... I'm right here...
Loud: SORRY!
R6: Loud, please... migraine now!
Loud: Uh, sorry. But Toast is right. Maybe you should try to tone down some of your less endearing qualities.
R6: But then, I lose half my friends. What do I do then?
Toast: Ask me if I care.
R6: Do you care, as if I didn't know the answer already.
Toast: Nope! Sorry! No way!
(R6 continues to run upstairs, into his bedroom, locks the door behind him, and flops on his bed. A moment later, the camera pans out of his winow, out of the manion, the city, the state, the country, the world, and then the solars system. During this time, we hear R6 screaming at the top of his voice.)
(QC to later that night, as R6 sleeps. Alone, as he's being punished by Lydia. A shadowy figure creeps by his window, stopping to look into his room. From its point of view, it can only see darkness. Five seconds later, there is a faint buzzing, and the figure is seen cutting its way into R6's room. The figure disappears in the darkness, but reappears a second later, standing by the right side of R6's balcony. There is a short laugh, and then the figure leps away into the night. The scene fades into morning, as R6 wakes up, a little cramped from his slumber)
R6: Another day, another adventure. What to do today?
(R6 heads downstairs, but collapses on the steps halfway down. He is spotted by Charity, who runs over to check on him)
Charity: R6, are you alright? You're not tring to sneak out again, are you?
(R6 looks up suddenly at Charity, and snarls. His eyes are blood red, and there is an evil tone to his voice)
R6: What's it to you?! Shouldn't you be off playing kissy-face with Loudmouth? Seems lik everyone here wants to mind my business these days!
Charity: Okay... I can guess Lydia didn't join you last night...
R6: SO WHAT?! DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO?! LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Charity: R6, calm down. You don't usually get this cranky in the morning.
R6: I AM NOT CRANKY!!! JUST GO AWAY!!!
Charity: Fine by me...
(Charity walks away, and tries to conceal a tear. After she is out of sight, R6 regains his original look and composure, only half-realizing what he just did)
R6: Huh? Did i just make Charity Bazaar cry? Oh dreary things of life, I hope I didn't hurt her. How did I get down here anyway?
Voice: Stop asking questions, R6... and get back to the mission at hand...
R6: Huh? Who are you, and why are you ordering me around?
Voice: Never mind that. Just get to business! We, er, YOU are going to destroy the Histerians today, and take all the credit!
R6: I am? Sorry, not on my agenda. Later. Much!
(Before R6 can walk away, he is overcome by a massive headache, and his eyes turn red again)
Voice: You will do as I say. And you will destroy the Histerians. That, or you can always go take a long walk on a short cliff!
R6: Mind manipulation. Bad technique... affecting ME! Can't stop it! Déja vu!
(Jigglypuff enters the room, and attempts to aid R6)
R6: Back off, you useless pink puffball! Of all the creatures... I'd have expected more from you! After three years, you still don't know that your beloved song will never be heard! It puts everyone to sleep! Haven't you realized yet that you're a Pokémon?! You can't sing without downing the crowd! Period!
(Jigglypuff slaps R6 silly, then ambles away to get something to eat. However, before she eats, she sprays whipped cream all over R6's face)
R6: OOH! You little! (R6 begins to float in mid-air) PIIIIIIII-KAAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
(After screaming this, R6 begins showering sparks all over everything, scaring Jigglypuff, and attracting the attention of everyone in the mansion.)
Robert: R6, getting a little exercise?
Smartypants: Maybe it's my lemon candy. Or he's had a good night with Lydia...
Lydia: Definitely not the last option, seeng as I was nowhere near him last night. Hey, R6! Mind not trying to fry everything around you dearie?
R6: Foolish mortals! You have all been delaying my true purpose on this world! And th price for delaying my missions is... death!
(R6 raises a hand as if to blast Lydia and Robert with it. However, he is blasted in the side by an energy beam from Ayeka.)
Ayeka: R6, stop this foolishness! You have no good reason to be sending sparks about the living room! That could sart a fire!
(R6 doesn't respond. He simply gets up, and floats out the door, laughing all the way)
Ayeka: Well, that was unusual. I wonder what's come over him.
Loud: WHAT A NUT!!! First he yells at Charity, and now this!
Aka: Hold on! We've known ol' R6 for a while now! No way he'd yell at Charity, even on his worst day! Something must be wrong!
Froggo: He has one night alone, and he went insane.
Pepper: AHA!!! R6 has gone crazy! I don't love it, in fact it's weird, but I'm so excited! One of our newest close friends is turning against us!!!
Toast: Babe, your priorities are out of line.
Charity: I-I only tried to help him... What did I do wrong?
Aka: Nothin'. Whatever is wrong, we can't stop it without R6 here.
Smarty: Shall I construct a radar to pinoint and track his moves?
Miss Info: Naw. R6 would just find someplace to scramble the signals. You might not know it, but he knows when he'll be followed. We should just wait until he comes back. In the meantime, we better let Father Time know what's going on.
(The H! cast heads for the room that Father Time is using, and opens the door to find him trimming his beard)
FT: Huh? Hey! Don't you know how to knock?!
Froggo: Our apologies Father Time, but we're worried about something. A serious problem is at hand.
Loud: WE'VE GOT A POTENTIAL VILLAIN SITUATION HERE!!!
Father Time: Ah. I see. (deactivates the clippers, and pulls out a projection screen and a slide machine {Hey, a rhyme!}) Well, let's take a look at the usual suspects
(Father Time places a slide in the machine. On the screen is a massive picture (which looks to have been taken with everyone there at once) of Slim Berry, Dr. Gene Burrows, the Evil H! gang, Louis B. Richardson, Slasho, Imperial, Wally Faust, Thaddeus Plotz, Bowser, Giga Bowser, Jackhammer, and Roughouse.)
FT: Now... who can we eliminate from this equation?
Loud: Well, we all know Gene or Slim or whoever he is nowadays is done for, but...
FT: Correct. And Louis, Slasho, and Imperial are the same person, and are officially dead. Jackhammer and Roughouse are in prison again, though they may be paroled soon, since they were forced into their last scam by Giga Bowser. Both Bowsers are likely still in their video game world, and that also goes for our Evil counterparts. Thaddeus Plotz is too busy trying to run the WB, and also run Jamie Kellner's boxers up a flagpole, so he's out. That leaves Faust, but I don't believe he has much more of a vendetta against us anymore than Jackhammer or Roughouse.
Loud: R6 TURNED AGAINST US!!!
FT: What? R6? Nah, that's impossible. Although, they did say the same thing about Pokémon being a success...
(Jigglypuff yells something in her usual speech from the kitchen)
Froggo: It's true.
Cho: Five dollars please.
Froggo: What for?
Cho: Stealing half of Kurt Angle's catch phrase.
LB: Pay now! Hi-yo!!!
(Miss Information makes her way to the front of the group, hoping to keep the topic alive)
Miss Info: Oh, what could have overcome him? Is he that easily bored?
FT: Come again?
Miss Info: Well, he was sleeping alone last night...
(everyone looks at Lydia)
Lydia: What? Oh, you people all need to stop! Don't even begin thinking whatever it is you're going to think, because it's probably more than slightly exaggereated and skewed.
Robert: Well, you have been more willing to admit to your feelings for R6, so half of what they may think is dead-on.
FT: Easy, everybody. I don't seriously think R6 would let one night alone sour his usualy cheery demeanor.
Loud: HE YELLED AT CHARITY!!!
Marissa/BB/FT: HE DID WHAT?!
JS: But... next to Lydia, Charity Bazaar is his favorite girl on the show!
Pokejed: Typical villain irony... they turn on their closest friends. But why?
FT: Well, if he really did yell at Charity, something must be wrong here. I'm sorry, I'm out of witty lines right now. I'm afraid even I can't think of a reason R6 would have to turn against us. The only explanation would be that someone is controlling him.
Miss Info: But who would want to control R6? Besides Lydia, but that's another story.
Lydia: Hey!
FT: And this is why I rarely go along with their adventures.
Aka: How can you control R6 anyway? He's too wild to tame. Guy's like a jungle cat!
Charity: Even tigers can be domesticated, Aka. Besides, R6 can't fly, and I don't know about you, but him screaming in Pika-speech and showering sparks everywhere sounds like something beyond normal controlling.
Aka: You think Him got a hold of R6?
WOW: Nah! That sorry old gasbag wouldn't dare show his face again, after the last time he saw us!
FT: Speaking of gasbags...
WOW: Don't start...
Pepper: I can't imagine what could be going on here! R6 is... (there is a sound from the floor below) probably back here!
Toast: Should we get him? Or is it too much a risk to even try. I mean, the dude is conducting maximum voltage now!
Pule: No way I'm going near him! Not a chance, forget it, dream on!
R6 (from behind them all): Hey, is this a private party? What's with all the secretive meeting?
FT: R6? Are you feeling okay?
R6: Aside from a lot of major headaches... yes. Why ask?
Charity: Are you still mad at me?
R6: Mad at you? Oh... I don't know what... (R6 suddenly has another headache, and begins grabbing his head, and collapses from the pain. A moment later, he floats up to the ceiling, and begins throwing bombs down at everyone below.) Came over you!!! Oh... I came over you!!! Silly me!
Smarty: R6 has finally flipped his lid. I wish I had a logical explanation for thin, other than to agree with Father Time that he's being manipulated.
Toast: Manipu-what?
Smarty: Controlled, Toast.
Toast: Oh, well why didn't you just say so?
Miss Info: Later, fellas. I don't think here and now is a good place or time for this discussion, now let's scramble away!
Froggo: Right behind you!
Aka: Normally, I'd have one of my witty flirtatios remarks for that, but not at this moment, so let's go!
Loud: EVERYONE OUT!!!
(The H! cast and writers all leave, but not R6. He continues to float in the air, cackling maniacally. Cut to the pool house, where everyone has called together for an emergency meeting. Even Chit Chatterson is there)
FT: Well, he's not himself today, that's for certain. I can't imagine his problem, other than it being a huge migraine.
Smarty: A migraine with controlling powers... interesting concept. I wonder who could have designed it.
Miss Info: Likely somebody evil, that's fer sure. R6 has never hurt anybody before, so who would want to cause him to hurt us? And why cause him pain in the process?
Ayeka: I'm more interested in why he can't seem to accurately recall his actions against us.
Charity: That's a good point. He couldn't seem to remember being angry this morning, and he didn't even noice he was floating earlier. I don't know if he even knows it now.
Lydia: Well, we can't say he's totally innocent. He has hurt a few villains before. Then again, none of them are accessible right now, so how could they have a hold on his mind? And why him, of all people? Why not take me instead?
JS: You both share a common villain.
Robert: Yeah, but he's pushing up daisies. Resting In Pieces. Living at 6th and Green.
Everyone else: 6th and Green???
Robert: 6 feet under, with green grass growing on the top!
(Rimshot from Big Fat Baby)
Aka: What's the dilly, the baby hasnt' been in any fics for a while!
Froggo: Well, with all the focus on our own personal battles, he's probably been obscured recently. Come to think of it, how did he get here, anyway?
Loud: GOT ME!!!
(R6 enters behind them, still floating)
R6: QUITE CORRECT!!!
(R6 begins throwing lightning everywhere, but suddenly stops and floats in a trance. He begins screaming in Pika-speech again)
Aka: Okay, he's officially lost it. R6 flipped his lid.
Smarty: I think i already stated that fact. However, no sense in denying the truth to it.
(Toast, meanwhile, notices a green bottle in a corner. he calls Froggo and Loud to have a look)
Toast: Dude, what's this bottle?
Loud: R6's personal wine stash?
Froggo: Saké. Some sort of Japanese liquor...
(Above them, R6 is scattering sparks while chanting "PI-KAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" Ayeka hears mention of the bottle, and joins the boys in their query)
Ayeka: I only know a few people who drink this... Well, one of them is me, but I never travel with liquor on board. And aside from that, I only drink it on special occasions.
Loud: Well, I suppose coming to visit R6 after not seeing him for years is a special occasion.
Froggo: If not, seeing another battle won for our team is.
Ayeka: Well, I... Hey, what's this? (Ayeka picks up a single strand of light blue hair... almost silver in color) I think I know who's bottle this is...
(Froggo, Toast, Loud, and Ayeka quietly slipped away from all the commotion. In the pool house, R6 is still lost in his trance, but he now seems more focused. However, his only focus is on whatever vendetta he has against everyone in the room. Or, to be more accurate, exacting his revenge)
R6: All of you always held me back! You didn't appreciate me! NOBODY did! Whenever you had adventures, if I came along, it was mostly for comic relief. Heck, when I was supposed to be going against my now deceased arch-enemy for the second time, I didn't get to kill him! I could have let him fall the first time, courtesy of a stomp on his fingers. That pit had jagged rocks down below. But, noooo! I decded to be nice... and he didn't even die!
Aka: Homey, you got to ruin his life, and made yourself rich! Besides, you killed him in the long run. What's wrong with that?
(R6 ponders this, and then shoots lightning, which just misses Aka)
R6: I will NOT be second fiddle!
Charity: R6... why are you doing this to us?
R6: Because... I am... EVIL!!!
Lydia: R6, you stop this now! Or else, no more fun for you for another two weeks!
(R6 simply fires off another spark, but this one is also a missed shot. Meanwhile, in R6's basement)
Toast: Dudes, where do these stairs lead to? We already passed what would pass for a normal basement.
Loud: I'd guess that dungeon we said R6 has!
Ayeka: Now why on Earth would he have a dungeon?
Froggo: Believe me. You don't wanna know. Then again, since you dated him once...
Ayeka: Oooohhh... HEY! Why, I would never go along with such means of bondage! I am not that kind of woman! Unlike the owner of this...
Loud: What? That blue hair? Whose is that?
Ayeka: Unless I miss my guess... someone who just loves to torment me.
Toast: But, who would torment you? You and your little sister seem nice enough.
Ayeka: Gasp! Sasami! I hope she'll be alright. If R6 hurts her, I'll...
Froggo: Easy there, Princess Ayeka. I'm sure R6 won't bother her. But getting back to the question, who owns that hair?
Ayeka: Trust me, you don't want to know. However, mister Pokejedservo could tell you.
Loud: But he's still in the pool house!
Pokejed: I wouldn't say that (everyone gasps), since I followed you all the way down here. As far as the hair, it likely belongs to (Pokejed notices everyone staring past him, frozen in fear) Hey, what gives? Why the over-clichéd fear infected freeze frame? People only do that on TV when one of their friends has something dangerous... behind... them.
(Pokejed turns around, and is jumped upon by a dark figure, which seems feminine in appearance. The figure has Pokejed pinned to the ground, and will not let up. Ayeka notices a hair color similar to the strand she's holding)
Ayeka: I should have known it was you!
???: Oh... and who might you be?! Not that it matters, you are tresspassing in R6's mansion!
Loud: AND YOU'RE NOT?!?
???: Do that again, and I'll tear your eyeballs out, brat!
Froggo: You leave him alone, or I'll tell my buddy!
Toast: Uh... Frogman...
(At that moment, Stalin runs past them all, apparently having had a bad encounter with whoever the mysterious intruder is)
Froggo: We're in deep trouble here.
Pokejed: Not especially, considering I know who she is.
(The figure bares her sharp teeth, and prepares to take a bite out of Pokejed. However, she suddenly gets up, and sniffs the air. Then she sniffs Pokejed, and climbs off of him)
???: You smell friendly enough. And you don't have any vile stench of R6's blood on you. I apologize. I detect the presence of another. Humanoid. Female, I think. She smells like wine. She's not hostile, though I must question as to why she's hiding.
(At that point, another figure creeps up behind Ayeka, and covers her eyes)
???2: Miss me, Princess?
Ayeka: Ah! Ryoko, get off of me!
Ryoko: Oh darn! You gave it away! And give back my Saké bottle!
Ayeka: What do you want?
Ryoko: I detected your ship leaving the area a few days ago, and came to make sure you would be alright. I actually heard most of what you've said since you arrived... never knew you had a boyfriend before...
Ayeka: That is none of your concern, you demon woman! Now, I will be just fine, and so will Sasami, so go on back home before you cause any more trouble!
Ryoko: More trouble? All I've done is sleep and eat. And investigate the presence of two shady figures, one of which stands before us!
Ayeka: True... If you're Ryoko, then who is that?
(The other figure steps into the light to reveal herself. Everyone but Pokejedservo gasps at her appearance, as it seems to be half human, half feline)
???: What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?
Everyone else: YES!
Pokejed: A... A...
(meanwhile, back in the pool house)
Robert: You know, this seems like something that either me or JusSonic would write about. One of us goes nuts, and holds everyone hostage, but there doesn't seem to be a clear-cut reason for it.
JS: Maybe after this is over, we'll write up the script...
Smarty: I'm more interested in what's wrong with R6. Have any of you noticed that he's missed every shot?
Miss Info: That's strange. At such close range, he could fry one of us like a catfish in one shot if he wanted to.
Lydia: Not quite how I'd put it, given that we're his targets, but you're right. He also didn't attack Ayeka or Sasami. or me, for that matter. If he goes after one, he goes after all.
(Jigglypuff comes in, and sits down on a cushion. Above, R6 is chanting in Pika-speech)
Jigglypuff: Puff? Jiggly, jigglypuff?
R6: Pika-pika. Pikachu! PIKA!!
Jigglypuff: PUFF! Jiggly! Jigglypuff puff!
Robert: What are those Pokémon saying?
JS: Well, I wouldn't call R6 a Pokémon, but he's saying that he has a bad headache, and it feels like something's stuck in his head. I don't speak Jigglypuff, sorry.
Robert: Well, if something's in his head, let us look and see.
(Robert goes over to R6, who doesn't bother attacking. Probably because he's still talking to Jigglypuff. Robert looks in R6's ear, and sees something shining. Before R6 has time to notice, Robert has pulled the object out... it is a mini-CD.)
Robert: A hypnosis disk! The last time any of us saw one, Slasho used it to try to break up R6 and Lydia!
(R6 recovers, and floats back down)
R6: I told you my head hurt. Having a CD stuck in your right ear is painful. But... Slasho, or Imperial, rather, is dead! Nobody else has that kind of technology.
Smarty: Well... I kinda do...
(Everyone else gasps)
Smarty: However, I had mine locked away in a safe back in Burbank. If that is mine, I've no idea how it got here. I don't know anyone with the combination to my safe. Except Miss Info, but as we all know, she is far too nice of a person to want to control anone, even if it were for good purposes.
Miss Info: Quite correct, and I hope you have some of your emergency water supply with you, because you'll need it later tonight after that nice little compliment.
(As Smartypants blushes, R6 walks over to Charity)
R6: Uh... I'm...
Charity: Forgiven. You didn't know what you were doing.
R6: I only hope...
Lydia: Don't even ask. For some reason, even though you nearly fried everyone, and aside from that began exhibiting cult-like behavior... I still forgive you. And perhaps my way of punishing you was a bad idea. However, I'm sure I can find a way to make up for that...
R6: Uh... HEY! The suggestive jokes are MY department!
Lydia: Can't a girl have fun now and then?
R6: We will have fun later, and a lot of it, trust me. Good thing I don't have many neighbors to complain about the noise.
BB: You do have us, you know!
Lydia: I should have seen this coming...
(At that moment, everyone missing walks back in)
Ayeka: Well, we're back!
Sasami: Where did you... Hey, it's Ryoko! (Sasami runs over and hugs her) What are you doing out here?
Ryoko: Keep a lid on this, but I actually missed you two.
R6: Ah... so I finally meet the dreaded and feared space pirate.
Ryoko: You're lucky I'm even here. Whoever that was that crept into your room, they seem to be nearby.
Toast: Yeah. Both the girls sensed their energy from your stairs leading down from the basement, dude.
Pepper: AH HA!! You can sense energy?! But wait, there's only one of you!
Ryoko: Calm down, please, you'll overload my senses.
???: Yes, please stop it.
Pepper: AH HA!!! It's really YOU!!! I may faint! Can I please have your autograph?!
???: Uh... okay...
(The figure signs the autograph book, and hands it back to an excited Pepper)
Pepper: Thank you so much! (reads it) HEY! You're not Catwoman!
R6: Another celebrity down... Seriously, though... who ARE you, miss?
(Everyone else indicates their anticipation of the anser, except for Pokejed)
To be continued...
BTW, if you read this Pokejedservo, I'm sure you know who she is...
I liked to interrupt this story before you continued on, R6. It seems that you made a while back called "The Return", in which you returned after a long absence (in which you got kissed and your butt whooped by Lydia, but I am not going there). When are you planning on putting "The Return" at fanfiction.net? Well, I got to go. Whoever this "feline" is, she is going to get it! (About time we get a female villain around here)
That message title I just used makes no sense... I'll post "The Return" a little later on.
Ah... more story.
???: I am someone once very important to my homewrold, and to the Ktarl Ktarl empire.
(R6 suddenly gasps as if he now realizes who it is)
Pokejed: Oh please let me introduce you...
???: Oh, alright.
Pokejed: Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen... and Chit.
Chit: HEY! That's not funny, buster!
Pokejed: I am not a blue rabbit. Anyway, permit me to introduce you to... Aisha Clan-Clan!
R6: From "Outlaw Star"? THE Aisha Clan-Clan? But... what was she doing in my basement?
Aisha: Well... when Giga Bowser came here to attack, I decided to come along to protect you. I've heard of you all, and of the Koopa clan. I didn't want the big oaf to get the drop on you in your sleep, so I hid away in the shadows. I didn't expect to have a notorious space pirate hanging around, however.
Ryoko: Well, excuuuuuse me!
R6: Ladies, please. Don't get into a fight, save your energy for whenever you get back to your respective homes.
Ayeka: Speaking of fighting, what happened to you?
R6: Robert found a hypnosis disk in my ear. Someone, or something planted it on me.
(Everyone gives Aisha Clan-Clan a death glare)
Aisha: No, it was not me. I don't dabble in mind controlling accessories. However, I did notice the smell of another human coming from deeper in your basement.
R6: The dungeon? I haven't even been in there yet. Come on, let's take a look.
(Cut to the front door of R6's dungeon. Everyone stands behind him waiting for him to open the door.)
R6: What you see in here may surprise you. It will probably surprise me, given that I have yet to use the place for anything. That may change later tonight.
WOW: Ah, just open it, this stairway gives me the creeps!
Jigglypuff: Puff!
R6: Alright, diva and dustbag... (R6 opens the door) Welcome to the dungeon. No flash photography, please.
(Inside, the dungeon seems more like a torture chamber. There are chains and shackles on the walls, a rack, an iron maiden, and a ball and chain. R6 looks around)
Miss Info: I can't imagine why someone would want all this in his basement. Then again, if I were to think like R6, I'd probably figure it out real quickly.
R6: Don't try it, the obligatory moments of perverse thought would ruin your image. Then again, I don't know what you think about when you look at Smartypants, or when you're both alone.
Lydia: And don't try thinking about it, either!
Ayeka: You know, that's not going to stop him.
Lydia: Did I just hear you make a point we can agree on? Maybe I should retract that statement, but not so long as I'm the censor.
Ryoko: I've gotta get one of these for the house. Can I borrow the ball-and-chain?
R6: I'll see if we have a few spares. You can keep them.
Loud: WHY WOULD YOU NEED MORE THAN ONE?!
Toast: Dude, you want to bring the house down?
R6: In all seriousness, those things can rust out quickly.
(Over on another side of the room, Jigglypuff begins to sniff the air)
Jigglypuff: Puff? Jigglypuff? Jiggly!
Sasami: You smell something? Is it another person?
Aisha: The scent... it is strong near here.
(Aisha and Jigglypuff dash off to a corner of the dungeon. There seems to be a stage set up on the far wall, ans the curtains are down. Aisha and Jigglypuff pull on the ropes to reveal a shady figure sitting behind a desk, wearing a headset. The figure is cursing in a very familiar voice.)
Aisha: YOU! You have been plaguing us all!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!
(Everyone looks over, gasps... and then groans)
Everyone: SAMMY MELMAN?!?!
Sammy: Huh? Uh-oh... I'm busted!
R6: WHAT are YOU doing in MY dugeon?!?!
Sammy: Uh... would you believe I was dusting for termites?
Miss Info: No.
Sammy: Installing new equipment?
Cho: Strike two, Mr. Melman.
Sammy: ALRIGHT!!! I did it! I was controlling R6!
Lydia: But... why?
Sammy: Because... almost every time I encounter him, I end up embarrassed! Humiliated! The toilet, the trapdoors, the bill for his limo! The 16 ton weight! Him getting me soaked and then shocked! I just had to have my revenge! So I decided to take over his mind with Smartypants' hypnosis disk! I planted it on him the other night while he was sleeping. Easy, since Lydia wasn't around to get in the way. Once he was in my grip, I'd turn him against all his friends until they left him! Then I would feel... fulfilled. However, somehow, one of you got the disk out of his head without me knowing! I had Chit Chatterson on surveillance, but once the disk was removed, so was my link with him!
Robert: R6, you owe me.
R6: I'm sure I'll pay the debt sooner or later, believe you me. Now, as far as Sammy boy goes... I only tormented YOU because of what YOU did to Lydia in that Teddy Roosevelt episode!
Sammy: Huh? Oh... that trapdoor... You still remember that?
R6: Yep... And, since you wanted to cost me all my friends, your sentence... is DOUBLED! Now, how to punish you?
Smarty: Well, you could just leave him here.
R6: He DID break into your secret safe... don't you want a little revenge?
Smarty: I'm not a vengeful person, at least not unless someone harms Miss Information.
Miss Info: Oh, you... (Miss Info gives Smarty the kiss of the year!)
R6: Well... I have an idea... Aisha, if you would.
(Aisha Clan-Clan unsheathes a set of mean-looking claws, and advances on Sammy Melman)
Sammy: Now now, Ms. Clan-Clan, I can make you a big star...
(Aisha begins tearing into Sammy Melman with her claws. After about a minute of this, he is left with his clothes ripped, and has several scratch marks.)
Sammy: Ooh... look at the pretty stars... I'm not happy... {Sammy faints}
R6: Well, back to the main mansion, everyone.
(Cut to the living room. Everyone talks about what has happened that day)
Charity: I still can't believe Sammy Melman would turn R6 against us. Over a few small pranks?
Aka: What's his deal?
Loud: Well, if you still feel bad about R6 yelling at you, I have two ways to make you feel better. One, I go pound R6 right now.
Charity: That will not be necessary, and it would probably cause him to steal my catchphrase, which Sammy Melman already did today.
Loud: Then, I guess it's option two.
(Loud kisses Charity dead smack on her lips)
Charity: That worked...
JS: Love conquers all...
R6: Speaking of conquering... Where is Lydia?
Ayeka: Oh, she said something about getting ready for... dessert.
Sasami: She asked us to tell you to go see her. She's upstairs right now.
(R6 runs upstairs, leaving a blazing trail of fire behind him)
Pepper: Shouldn't that fire be scorching the carpet?
Toast: Don't alter the reality, babe. (Toast gets the life hugged out of him, and a kiss from Pepper) Aw man!
(Upstairs, R6 blazes into his door... head first. After recovering, he slowly opens it)
R6: Great Caesar's Ghost!
(Lydia's arm drags R6 into the room, and shuts the door behind them...)
THE END!
2002, R6
Please read and review... I will do the credits later!
Heh. Sammy Melman the villain of this story. But then again, like Plotz he might go nuts one of these days. Glad you punished him in a way possible. By the way, you have introduced two characters in this story: Jigglypuff and Aisha Clan-Clan. Plus you reintroduced Ryoko in this as well.
What I am saying is...how about I do Jigglypuff's profile and you do Aisha and Ryoko's? Got to go. Bye for now.
If you want I can post you the URL of Aisha's CT game on my "Caption This!" forum if you like. Oh and by the way you may want to come back to my CT forum soon if you like. After there are games such as one for "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy", Mimi from Digimon and more that could intrest you if you like.
And by the way this is an alright story there R6, it seems a bit short but its an alright story.
...another good one, short, but I'm more pleased that you've been posting these parts so quickly when it ususally takes 3-4 days to a week at a time to do it. Does that mean we can hope that you can post stories quicker and therefore can get more done faster from now on, or was this thanks to some kind of vacation?[You would need one since I assume Lydia made you too tired to do anything]So, any ideas on what's next?[And I won't let you forget that idea in which Miss Info's sister targets me]
JusSonic: Not a bad idea... however, Aisha Clan-Clan will take a while... missing much backstory, given I've only seen a few episodes of Outlaw Star, and that was before I even got into animé (What got me into it... Tenchi Muyo and Pokémon)
Robert: That idea is next, my Philadelphian friend. As far as the extra time it normally takes, that's when I'm waiting between parts for responses... not so this time I do have a vacation next week, though.
Pokejedservo: I can't see most of the pictures anymore. Such as the first two on the Aisha Clan-Clan game, or any of my second batch for Mihoshi. I think it might be my computer, but I could be wrong. And I'm glad you liked seeing Aisha Clan-Clan... she'll be back...
As far as for me... the great R6 has been worn out, and will return later on... I'm not out of the woods yet
However unlike Geocities & such you DON'T have to do that "Copy Image Location" all you need to do is to push "Show picture". Point your cursor over the "X" and click your right mouse button and you should see a little window and one of the options should be "Show Picture" and click on that and it'll eventually and hopefully re-appear again. That SOMETIMES happens with the pics from AL.
If your browser doesn't have that or if it just simply doesn't work at all. Then it IS just your computer because I've been there and they were working fine for me. If all else fails do try to check back when your netspeed is faster, because I think that slow netspeed CAN be a potential culprit in this. Though I could be wrong...
And it is good to hear that Aisha Clan-Clan will be back. Did you know that I once wrote a "Histeria Parody Cast List" for Outlaw Star about a year ago? If you want I could try to dig it up for you.
I'd like that. The parody list. Also, if you find time, could you do Aisha Clan-Clan's profile? I have a feeling you know more about her, and I've no idea where to find "Outlaw Star" (figures, once I get an interest in a show I once hated, it vanishes. Well, I didn't hate the show, I just didn't understand it)
Gene Starwind- Loud
Jim Hawking- Froggo
Hot Ice Hilda- Charity
Aisha Clan-Clan- Aka
Suzuka- Cho-cho
Melfina- Ehhh...Charity's Cousin?
OK this may not be the "best of lists" but I'm actually doing a list for this somewhat known Anime series. (Thats currently on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.) For those who are familiar with this show (if any) will probably find it strange to see Froggo as Jim, or not feel good about Charity's role in this. (Forgive me for being quite the spoiler but it could easily remind you of that certain R6 fic.)
Anyways what do you think? And don't worry if I can I'll try to do something for folks like the Kay pirates & the McDougal Bros. even though I may be unable to get little or any help on this. I'd like to ask what do you think of this?
Pokejedservo
(P.S: It was actually made last march since it was in the 3rd section of the "Bboard listing numbers" on the bottom of the screen if you notice them.)
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