This is more an objective look at his life than anything else, but it tells the story quite well. Or, it will. Not yet though. First, I want to know, do you think I should go through with one? Have you wanted to know more about the life of the rich sleazebag turned broke sleazebag turned murderous psycho criminal... or have you had your fill of Louis/Slasho/Imperial since "Imperial Affairs", especially since he's now dead?
I was hoping for another Life Story! Plus, it will go well with my other life stories about Gene Burrows/Slim Berry and Dr. William Shelton! And can you please gave that mysterious lawyer a name for once?! Also, I liked to see when Louis meets Lydia for the first time.
Histeria! Episode #... whatever!
Opening theme: This one is my own little creation.
(Opens up to the theme from "The Twilight Zone". Father Time stands in front of the camera)
FT: You are about to enter a vastly unique dimnsion beyond comprehensible space and time... I, Father Time, HOST of Histeria! will present to you a tale of power. Of greed. Of woe and misery...
(R6 appears and shoves Father Time away)
R6: Yeah, whatever. This here is a tale of corruption and bloodlust. And probably some other kinds of lust. The type WB doesn't like in their cartoons anymore. A story I feel honored to tell.
(Lydia enters, and stands next to R6)
Lydia: YOU? We are all telling this story, and don't give me that look of yours!
R6: You know, if not for the camera in front of us, I'd gladly push some of the proverbial envelope as far as what WB won't allow on television, and you know you'd agree.
Lydia: You'd let the camera stop you? Knowing you, I always would think... HEY! Stop that, you always make me do that!
(As R6 and Lydia exchange words, the camera pans over to Father Time)
FT: Welcome into the... Life Story of Louis B. Richardson...
(As Father Time walks off, the camera pan back to R6 and Lydia... kissing each other)
R6: Mmmf. Mf mmfmmf mf mf mf.
(Lydia pulls away)
Lydia: R6, don't talk with your mouth full. Now let me finish.
R6: Lydia, we are on camera now.
Lydia: AAAH!! You didn't see ANYTHING!
R6: Roll call! Toast!
Toast: Dude!
R6: Loud Kiddington!
Loud: PRESENT!!!
R6: My ears hurt! Pepper Mills!
Pepper: AH-HA!!!
R6: I reiterate! My ears hurt! Charity Bazaar!
Charity: I'm not happy.
R6: Aka Pella!
Aka: Word!
R6: Melissa Information!
(R6's answer is a brick upside his head)
R6: As if it wasn't given away enough in SC. Present and accounted for. Ronald Smartypants!
Smarty: Here!
R6: Froggo!
Froggo: SIR YES SIR!!!
R6: World's Oldest Woman!
WOW: Do ya mind, I'm watching my stories?
R6: Present, but not all here! Sammy Melman!
Sammy: Ready and willing!
(R6 stomps his foot, and a hole opens up underneath Sammy.)
Sammy: Mommy.
(Sammy Melman plunges down the hole into the city sewers)
R6: Chit Chatterson!
Chit: Here! Say, do you think we can market this one? I mean, the story of a once rich-
(R6 has hit a "mute" button somewhere, so we can no longer hear Chit)
R6: Pule Houser!
Pule: I'm in one of your stories? YEAH!!! YAAAAY!!! Igettobeinafanfic!
R6: Shut up!
Nostradamus: Here, and that is MY line, thank you. Shut up!
R6: I was talking to Pule. Lydia Karaoke!
Lydia: I'm right here, why scream it?
R6: Just doing my job! Marissa Bazaar!
(Marissa Bazaar, Charity's cousin, drops a safe on R6)
R6: My aching back! R6! Oh, wait. That's me. Anyways (throws safe off himself) Tonight, we tell the tale of Louis Richardson, his money, his rise to power, his ultimate corruption, and the people he hurt.
Loud: WE ALSO TELL THE TALE OF SLASHO!!
Charity: The murderous madman who nearly broke up me and Loud, as well as R6 and Lydia, and who teamed up with our worst enemy in order to see R6 eliminated from the world of the living.
Lydia; And, we tell the tale of Imperial.
Miss Info: A mysterious, opportunity siezing evil slimebag who had nothing more than money and revenge on his mind.
R6: So, without futher ado- (Aka taps R6's shoulder) What?!
Aka: Big Fat Baby needs a change!
R6: Oh brother! Ten minute intermission while I find some poor saps to take care of this thing!
BFB: Goopa? Goo yi-pa goo? Goopapoopa!
R6: Keep it up, and I'll leave you in the sensory deprivation tanks with Kiyone and Pikachu.
(QC to a room n the H! studio with two sensory deprivation tanks, inside are Kiyone Mabiki and everyone's favorite Pokémon mascot)
Kiyone: And just what would be wrong with sharing time in the tanks with me, R6?
Pikachu: Pika pika!
(QC back to R6)
R6: Don't make me come down there and answer that. we'll be right back!
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Well, this was just the opening. I will try to include some Board writers here, if you want to be in this. Up next: The Birth of a Lunatic Loser.
(There is a screen showing "Intermission" as R6 departs with Big Fat Baby. ten minutes later, exact to the second, R6 comes back)
R6: Well, that little problem is taken care of. How nice of my friends to volunteer.
(QC to Joan of Arc and Sammy Melman taking care of Big Fat Baby, while Pikachu looks on, ready to unleash a Thunder attack if they get out of line)
Joan: All he needed was a little nurturing, and a fresh diaper.
Sammy: Why is Pikachu looking at me? Why do you torment me so, R6?
Joan: Chill out, network overkill and press hog! If he attacks, he will hit us both.
Sammy: And YOU'RE wearing chain mail armor...
Joan: Better electicity than fire...
Pikachu: PIKA!!! Pika pika, chu. Pika pika! Pikachu pika.
(QC back to the studio)
R6: I love my job! Now, on with the show! Adieu to further ado!
(The scene changes to a hospital in downtown Atlanta.)
(Brief author's note: Unless otherwise noted, the scene is always being viewed by the H! cast, as opposed to being focused on them. Therefore, there may be some interruptions. [Is interrupting/narrating H! cast] <are in-story thoughts> {are interrupting H! cast thoughts} Note that if the scene changes to the studio, the fic is paused. On with it all!)
[FT: The year, 1968. The place, Atlanta, Georgia.]
[R6: The dirty south!]
(Inside the hospital, several doctors are hovering around someone on a bed.)
Doc: Come on, push! PUSH!
(There is screaming heard. Seconds later, it stops, and we hear the crying of a baby)
Doc: Congratulations... it's a boy!
Woman: Oh... Slim! Slim, honey come here! It's a boy!
[Pepper: SLIM!!! You think she means the lead singer from 112?]
[Loud: SLIM BERRY?! GOOD LORD, I HOPE NOT!!!]
[Toast: Slim Whitman, dude?]
[R6: NO!!! Her husband's name is Silas M. Richardson. She calls him Slim. Now be silent, I'm enjoying this!]
[Loud: WHAT A GROUCH!!!]
(Silas M. "Slim" Richardson has entered the room, and is holding his son.)
Slim: I know just what to name him, also... Louis. Louis Bernard Richardson. What do you think, Amania?
[Loud: WHO???]
[Froggo: Don't you remember "All That Glitters"? That's Louis Richardson's mother.]
[Loud: Oh...]
Amania: I think it's wonderful. Taylor, Zachary, what do you think?
[Aka: Does anyone else find it strange that whoever she mentioned, together they have the name of the 12th United States president?]
[R6: That would be his two older brothers.]
[Toast: Isn't Taylor a girl's name?]
[R6: Yeah... but what are you gonna do? The rich will be the rich...]
[Toast: But... since YOU have all of Louis' money now...]
[R6: Yes, but I wasn't BORN rich, so I know how to act, now pipe down!
Taylor: I wanted to name him!
Zachary: Me too!
Slim: Now now... You will one day have your own children, and you can name them. Come now, we must be off. So long, good doctors.
(As they leave, the doctors wave good-bye. One of them then checks his pocket)
Doc: Hey, what gives? I thought I had a hundred dollar bill on me.
(QC to the Richardson family walking away, Louis B. is looking happily at a green piece of paper with Bejamin Franklin's face on it)
[R6: Proof positive that Louis was a lying son of a ***** right from birth!]
[Lydia: Hey, watch that!]
[R6: I am watchin' it... both it, and you, I could be a lot more perverse and foul-mouthed if I felt a need to.]
(FTB, then fade in to an exterior shot of the Richardson mansion. Inside, we hear a lot of crying. Zoom in, we see Louis running around with a hockey mask on. It seems he is scared of something)
Amania: What's the matter, little Louis?
Zachary: He looked in the mirror!
Amania: Zachary! Be nice to your younger brother!
Zachary: Seriously, that's what's wrong. He's wearing Taylor's hockey mask, and he saw himself in it.
{R6: Good thing JusSonic's not here to remark about the sheer coincidence of baby Louis wearing a hockey mask, and Slasho/Imperial having a thing for ski masks}
[Nostra: I am hearing you thinking, person of many personas, shut up! I am seeing the star-crazed writer person arriving here... now!]
[JS: Hey! An MHT3k party? And I wasn't invited?]
[R6: No... viewing of the life story of Louis B. Richardson. Sit down, and enjoy.]
Amania: Louis, take that horrid thing off your face. <I only can hope he doesn't get attached to it.>
[Charity: If she'd lived to see him later in life, she'd steal my catchphrase for sure.]
(Away from this chaos, Slim Richardson is in his study, writing something up.)
Slim: And so... since he is my last of three sons, should anything at all happen to me, I hereby will any and all monetary earnings to my son, Louis Bernard Richardson. There. Finished.
Amania (VO): Slim, honey? Where are you?
Slim: In the study, dear.
(Amania enters the study)
Amania: Slim... baby, what's going on? What have you been doing here all this time?
Slim: Sweetheart... it's getting worse.
Amania: Silas, what are you talking about?
Slim: My... condition. I went to the doctor's office today. The poison isn't slowing down, in fact, it's spreading very quickly. Such is the case, I only may have about a half a year left. Maybe less if it speeds up. So I'm willing all my money to Louis. I can see it in him, he will do great things with it. Zachary and Taylor, I'm sure either of them would just leave it to gather dust, or blow it all on some wager with their friends, or lose it in Vegas.
[Pule: Can we say, "foreshadowing"?]
[Loud: Or, "IRONY"?]
Amania: Well... I can't say I am happy to hear this. But, if such is the case, I honor your decision. In the meantime, let us just get back to the kids. We can't tell them about this, not at all. Not only would it break their hearts, but we'd likely cause many sibling rivalries in the process.
Slim: Quite correct. Let's get going. I invited my father over.
Amania: I only hope he doesn't bring that overbearing gasbag lady friend of his.
Slim: Tell me about it...
[WOW: Hey! I happen to be that lady you speak of!]
[(Everyone else is laughing their heads off)]
[FT: Another one bites the dust!]
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This ends this part. Up next: Louis' teenage years, and how Lydia developed her crush on him! Also, more "best friend" moments between Lydia and Miss Information!
R6: Hmm... I wonder what's going on? Why the sudden stop?
Aka: Maybe the projector's busted.
R6: It's a VCR...
Froggo: Got a carton of milk and a V-chip?
R6: Noooo....
Froggo: Okay, but don't come crying to me later on.
Loud: YOU HAVEN'T USED THAT SCHTICK IN AGES!!!
Pepper: Is the movie over?
Charity: If it is, I'm not happy.
(everyone else is sleeping. Suddenly, the movie starts again, but at a later time in life for Louis B. Richardson)
R6: WAKE UP!!!
(Everyone sleeping wakes up in shock)
R6: Movie time!
(Scene goes back to the movie.)
[R6: Sleeping on the job... how pathetic...]
[CC: Like you weren't about to doze off yourself!]
(Louis B. Richardson is now a teenager, and is sitting in his room, surrounded by various stuffed animals and other gifts, seemingly from fans of his. Amania enters)
[Loud: SHE'S STILL ALIVE?]
[Froggo: Loud, she didn't die until 1996. He started working for Histeria! a year after that.]
Amania: Louis, honey? What's wrong?
Louis: Why oh why did Father leave ME all his money? Sure, I can buy anything I want, but all this press is stressful. Every day, I'm hounded by reporters. Zachary and Taylor are in college now, and when they visit, they bring their girlfriends over... what have I? Amassed wealth, loads of gifts, and no true happiness. No one to share it with.
Amania: Oh, Louis. Surely someone will love you.
Louis: That's impossible.
Amania: Why?
Louis: I'm rich.
[Lydia: So? R6 is rich, and I love... oops.]
[(Everyone else oohs at this)]
[R6: Lydia, the truth shall set you free.]
Amania: Louis, somewhere in this world, a woman with a heart of gold awaits you. As much as you're in the news, she may already wait for you, knowing who you are. Take this as a good thing. You're rich, young, attractive. The first woman that doesn't want you to take her someplace expensive is probably the one for you.
Louis: I can only hope so...
[Lydia: I guess asking him out proved that even I wasn't meant for him]
[R6: You were meant for me]
[JS: Well, somebody for everyone, I suppose...]
[R6: What was THAT supposed to mean?!]
[JS: Well, how many women would be able to deal with your sense of humor, and all the sex references?]
[R6: Point taken. But, Lydia doesn't mind the-]
[(Both JusSonic and R6 cringe as Lydia smacks them repeatedly)]
(Elsewhere in the world... at a high school in Los Angeles... two lovely young ladies are hovering over a magazine, with lovestruck looks in their eyes. One is recognizable as a younger Lydia Karaoke, the other, we can't tell who she is)
Lydia: Ohhhh.. He's so dreamy!
Girl: I would so rock Louis Richardson's world! And his bank account!
Lydia: Quite shallow, aren't we?
Girl: Girls just wanna have fun...
Lydia: So? Doesn't mean you need to spend up his money!
(Another girl approaches. This one is easily recognized as a younger Miss Information)
Girl: Oh, hey Melissa. How'd the tryouts go?
Miss Info: Well, we all made the squad, Janette. But, I don't know about those moves... a little too... provocative, I think.
Janette: Oh, it's not like one day every cheerleading squad is gonna dance like their out to catch a new boyfriend, and even less likely they'd make a movie out of it.
[Loud: I WONDER WHAT SHE SAID WHEN "BRING IT ON" CAME OUT?!]
{Nostra: She likely said, "I have made such a predictiation, and without even wanting to, shut up!"]
Lydia: You're weird, you know that?
Miss Info: Hey, what'cha lookin' at? (Sees the magazine) Oh no... not HIM again...
[Toast: Dude, the Powerpuff Girls were around then? I think not!]
[R6: Not much, anyway...]
[Toast: HEY!!!]
Miss Info: You all need to get yer pretty little heads outta the clouds about that Louie fella. Sure, he's rich, but I don't think he's that cute, and he seems like a real slimebag. Probably the kinda guy who'd break a girl's heart just to make himslef feel important. One thing's fer sure, he ever asks ME out, the answer is NO!
Lydia: Don't you at least hope to meet him one day?
[Lydia: Say no! I regret the day I ever even saw that creep!]
[R6: But then, you'd not know me, so that means... (R6 runs away)]
[Lydia: I didn't mean it like that! R6, come back!]
[(There is a brief intermission as Lydia heads off o console her boyfriend and bring him back to the viewing room)]
Miss Info: Really, I don't ever want to see that guy in my life, and if I do, rest assured I will steer way clear of him!
[Lydia/Aka: You go girl!]
Janette/Lydia: You're weird, you know?
Miss Info: I'm surrounded...
[R6: I know the feeling...]
{At that point, the screen goes snowy, and static is heard. When it clears up, the head salesman from NightMare Enterprises is onscreen.}
NME head: How can we assist you today, King DeDeDe?
R6: What? I'm not King DeDeDweeb! Wrong show, doofus!
NME head: Huh? Oh no, our signals got crossed. However, for that little insult, you will one day pay dearly!
R6: Intermission time. Someone get up there, and fix the receiver! I don't want anymore NME distractions!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Next time: Louis gets his job as the financial consultant for H!, Lydia Karaoke becomes a Network Censor, Miss Information gets her job as tour guide, and more insanity!
Well, back on track you are and not a moment too soon. I'm sure at least JusSonic can't stop laughing at the MSTK 3000 inspired setup, even with the interferences by your own friends. And Miss Info as a voice of reason even in high school even though she's "surrounded", well, too bad you couldn't use one of those time machines you used when you first showed up to warn her she'd have to get used to it. Well, now that you're back after a week off let's hope you can start Falsetto up again next and then continue to reveal this piece of history[Lydia starting out her job and the chance to see the gang as they begin to make the show should be golden pieces of info to read about]
This story is starting to get good! Let me guess, that interruption by the Nightmare Enterprises Guy is a foreshadowing to your crossover story with Kirby, right? Bring on more!
(R6 has finished supervising the technicians who he hired to fix his VCR and radio transmitter to prevent anymore NME distractions. The job was successful, and R6 returns to his seat)
R6: NightMare Enterprises... of all the nerve!
Loud: Didn't you hear him? He vowed revenge!
R6: As if I should care. I happen to be very close friends with one of Kirby's friends.
JS: Adeleine?
Charity: Ribbon?
JS: Or, King DeDeDe could count, in a sense. He has helped Kirby more than he's hurt him.
Loud: METAKNIGHT?
R6: Ayeka. That's who.
Pepper: Cool! The princess of Jurai knows the Star Warrior! And you dated her! So, maybe R6 knows Kirby too! AH HA HA!!!!
R6: The fic continues... NOW!
(It is a few years after Lydia and Miss Info graduated. From UCLA. Never knew Miss Information went to college, did you? HA! Anyways, Lydia, Miss Info, and Janette are all lounging around in Lydia's garage, bored stiff.)
Lydia: I always thought the life after college was supposed to be eventful nd exciting... I'm bored to tears. What can we do now that we've graduated?
Miss Info: Well, I suppose we could all look into something that we studied for... give ourselves a natural advantage in the world.
Janette: I saw this ad in the paper. Some big city called Townsville is looking for researchers and models for this new hair gel they're manufacturing. I studied cosmetic surgery, and took up photography. Maybe I could help on both ends.
Lydia: You would have an edge there. What about you, Melissa?
Miss Info: I'm startin' to hate that name. Me, I saw an ad on TV. Turns out, Warner Bros. is startin another TV series, and they need one of the strangest tasks done... someone to work as a tour guide through historical places around the world... and someone else in charge of quality control.
Lydia: Well, TV is one place where the money is. Where are they taking applications?
Miss Info: Down at the old WB studio. What do you say we head down there?
Janette: I'm in!
Lydia: Why not? It could be fun!
Miss Info: Well, it's settled. We go tomorrow!
[R6: Why tomorrow, when it was about 9:00 AM, and you had nothing better to do?]
[Miss Info: You know, you think too much.]
[Smartypants: What's wrong with thinkers? Some of, if not all of the greatest people alive were thinkers.]
[Miss Info: Well, when you put it that way... (Miss Info gives Smarty a kiss on the lips... for about a solid minute)]
[R6: I THINK, therefore I AM, going to heave!]
[Loud: LIKE YOU AND LYDIA ARE ANY DIFFERENT!!!]
[Toast: Totally, dude. You lovebirds have more gnarly kissing scenes than-]
[R6: Alright, enough!]
(The next day, Lydia, Miss Information, and Janette arrive bright and early at the WB studio, only to find no other applicants there.)
Miss Info: You'd think a job for a WB show would have more draw.
(At that moment, the receptionist/interviewer for the available positions comes by, looking a little disappointed)
Receptionist: Hello. My name is Lynne, and I regret to inform you that the auditions and applications are cancelled.
Lydia: Why?
[Toast: She probably has no one else to talk to.]
[Lydia: I meant, "why", as to why they were cancelled.]
[Toast: Oh... right]
Lynne: Well, WB cut our funding when they heard there was another season of Pokémon... they placed the highest bid, and put our newest project on the back burner. Without a financial consultant, we have no hope of getting this show off the ground. As such, i am afraind we may have to totally cancel everything connected to the show...
???: That won't be necessary. I can aid in finance matters for your show.
Lynne: (not looking up) Oh? And who (looks up) Are... you... you're our new consultant! Ladies, I shall interview you after you have been introduced to the man that saved our show!
Lydia: Who might that (turns around) be? Oh my... oh, be still my heart!
[R6: Like I said when I first saw her]
[(Lydia blushes, and gives R6 a kiss... a HUGE one, dead on the lips)]
???: Hello. We haven't been poperly introduced. My name is-
Janette: Louis Richardson!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! It's really you! You're even dreamier than I remember from the magazines! Oh, please tell me you're single! I'm single, and available!
Lydia: And apparently desperate. Her aside, MY name is Lydia Ann Karaoke. The crazed girl next to me is Janette. I'd give you her last name, but she's embarrassed about it.
Louis: Ah. And who might this lovely lady over here be?
Miss Info: Nobody that you need to be concerned with.
Lydia: Melissa! Be nice, you just met!
Miss Info: I'm REALLY startin' to hate that name...
Louis: Well... how nice to meet you all (Takes Lydia's hand and kisses it). I hope we can become good friends, if all of us are out to work for this show.
Lynne: Okay, enough romance... Ladies, this way please.
(Lynne escorts the ladies away, but slips Louis her phone number on the way. Louis, however, is far too busy gazing at Lydia's legs to notice)
[Lydia: That PIG!!!]
[R6: Can you blame him? Or me?]
[Lydia: Him, yes. You, no. And please stop that, you're supposed to be watching the movie, not me, and certainly not massaging my thighs! Save a little something for later!]
[(Everyone else begins making all sorts of noise, so Lydia clobbers R6 on his head for good measure)]
(Inside, Lydia, Miss Info, and Janette are being interviewed)
Lynne: Okay... so tell me, what are your names? Well, that I know, actually, but I will need your last names. From the two whose names were not mentioned earlier.
Miss Info: Information.
Lynne: Really? Hm... HEY MELMAN!!!
(A younger Sammy Melman runs in)
[Loud: WHAT A DORK!!!]
[R6: It's true, it's true!]
Sammy: Yes, Lynne Kowalski, Queen of the Studio.
Lynne: Knock it off, although you'll need that attitude to survive as an exec, should you ever become one. What do you think? (Whispers something to Sammy)
Sammy: Good idea! I say take her!
Lynne: Fabulous! Miss Information, you are hired! You're our new tour guide!
Miss Info: Miss... Information? Sounds like an obvious joke, but it makes for a good shorthand of my first name!
Lynne: Great! You can keep it! We'll just all call you that from now on. Respectful, witty, and remniscent of your first name without revealing it!
[Toast: Remi-what?]
[Miss Info: She means it has memory of my first name in it.]
Lynne: Now, Miss Karaoke. What can you do for us?
Lydia: Well, I studied behavioral psychology in college...
Lynne: Ah... you're hired! As our head of quality control... ah, why sugar-coat it? You're our new executive network censor. You not only star in our show, but you run interference on envelpoe-pushing jokes in all WB.
Lydia: How appropriate. I had a lot of guys in college making lewd comments and suggestive remarks, so I can smell one a mile away. Don't worry, I won't overdo it... I know everyone appreciates a LITTLE toilet humor.
Lynne: That's wonderful... Now... Oh, drat. That was all we had left. I'm sorry, Miss Janette. But those were the last of the available positions. I hope there are no hard feelings.
Janette: Awwww... I was looking forward to working with Louis.
Lynne: We have your address on file, so we will call if anything comes up.
Sammy: Meanwhile... I get to show our new stars around...
Lynne: Sammy, don't you even try anything! Put the breath spray away, and get your eyes of Miss Information's chest! Besides, you still owe ME a date, or did you forget who lost the bet that we'd get the bid on Pokémon?
(At that moment, a man walks by, wearing blue pants and a WB T-shirt. Miss Info looks at him as he passes, and licks her lips)
Miss Info: Now THAT'S my kind of man! Excuse me, I have a date to be asked on! (Miss Info leaves, and Lydia and Janette follow)
Lynne: How cute. She likes Ronald. I hope his shyness doesn't cost him.
[Smarty: Good thing my last name also bought me a sight gag role, so my first name isn't so often mentioned. I'd hate being called Ronald all through the series]
Sammy: By the way, you had an appointment with another applicant today... too bad you filled everything...
Lynne: CRUD! I forgot! Uh, what was the applicant's name?
Sammy: Felicia Information.
Lynne: Another one? Must be her sister. I think I can find something for her yet, and something she will probably like. Hey, everyone wants to be on TV!
(Later that night, at Lydia's place)
Lydia: Janette, are you sure about this?
Janette: Hey, my uncle said he has a guarateed spot for me. I hate to leave you all, but I'll get to model AND do research on that gel. I'll come visit someday. And, you can always come out to Townsville to see me.
Miss Info: But what happened to our graduation promise? Friends Forever?
Janette: Forever. I'll come back soon, I promise. It's not like anything bad will happen. It's only a modeling/research gig.
Lydia: On a prototype hairgel... What if you come back bald?
Miss Info: Or totally gray?
Janette: Oh, stop. You make it seem like this project would make a monster out of me.
[Charity: Why do I detect foreshadowing? I'm not happy.]
[Aka: Townsville? Hmmm...]
[WOW: Boy, this has enough of a plot hole to drive a Mack Truck through!]
[FT: Then it still might not fit you...]
[WOW: Ah, go on!]
Lydia: But... I'll miss you. We both will.
Janette: HA! That kiss Louis gave you? You'll be too busy getting more than that to even notice! Trust me, you'll be fine. And Melissa, YOU get to travel the world! I'll miss you both, but believe me, I want you to have fun. And you'll do it!
Miss Info: I once again state my position on Louis. Do NOT go near him, he's a heartbreaker fer sure!
Janette: Well, my cab is waiting. Until I return, this is it... so long, my friends.
(Lydia, Janette, and Miss Info all share a group hug, before Janette walks out the door. As she gets in the cab, tears well up in their eyes)
[R6: Awww... to lose a close friend... So sad...]
[Charity: I'm not happy.]
[R6: Me neither.]
[Lydia: Hey, all this leads to us being together, and to what you'll get after the movie's over!]
Up next: The Lydia/Louis relationship, and his proposal. May get a little steamy... After the next part, I want JusSonic to write the parts that happen after Louis loses the bet with me, and before he attacks at the bank as Slasho in "24 1/2 Hours" (Also, JS, if you could, please include the day he lost. He bet on a football game, overconfident in those magazines Cho-Cho slod him in ATG.)
But you must do the day he lost the bet yourself. You know all about it more than I do since you are the one who made him broke in the first place. Also, can you put in scenes from "All that Glitters..." before I put in my part, and can you put in the scenes of "24 1/2 Hours" after I am done? Okay, I got to split now.
So far this is one of your best fics yet[and JusSonic already contacted me about how similar Janette is to an old female villain from not long ago] As for things getting steamy I doubt that, since if anything really big happened, you'd just break the projecter on purpose in sheer jealousy. But I would like to see the two remaining ladies early interactions with the cast and fitting in and all that[when Louis isn't fitting in to you know you that is]
(The viewers of the movie are all doing some various activity in the studio. The camera stops at R6 and Lydia. Lydia is sitting in R6's lap, making a VERY successful attempt at seducing him. R6 spies the camera, and heaves a brick through the lens)
(Camera 2 picks up Loud and Charity)
Charity: We should pay attention to those two. I'll bet I could learn a lot from Lydia. Trust me, once we're older, the lessons will pay off.
(Loud blushes at the mere thought, and nearly passes out)
Charity: Shy boy... But, I love him!
R6: Eeeew!
Charity: Loud, not Him. Who could love that monstrosity?
Pepper: Totally gross!
(The camera catches WOW looking dreamily at a poster of the villain in question)
Toast: Well, apparently, SOMEONE's looking beneath the surface...
Aka: I'm sure she's more interested in his wardrobe than Him personally.
Froggo: Then why did she just draw a heart around his face?
WOW: None of your business!
R6: Tell me I did NOT just see that!
FT: I'd love to, but then I'd be lying.
R6: Uh... Lydia... I need you to get your legs from around me now, I think the next part of the movie is starting... accursed techies. After this part, YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Lydia: What did I say after that whole Evil Scientist incident?
(R6 thinks, and then nearly faints again. But Lydia catches him)
R6: Movie time!
(The scene is at the H! studios. Sammy Melman has been given the honor of introducing the H! cast to the newest ladies of the show, and all of them to their bosses, Thaddeus Plotz and Jamie Kellner)
Sammy: Good, you're all here, great to see it! Now, you kids, and a few adults are the stars of our new historical comedy show, "Histeria!". Well, permit me to introduce you to the newest members of our cast, as well as our network censor. Miss Melissa Information and Lydia Karaoke! Ladies, these are the cast you'll have to work with. (Gestures to each as he introduces them) Loud Kiddington.
Loud: HIYA!!!
Lydia: He's loud alright.
Miss Info: My, what a voice. I'd hate to be anything that gets on his bad side.
[Loud: And, thankfully for us both, you aren't.]
[Miss Info: Aww, yer so sweet. I swear, if you were a few years older...]
[(Miss Info kisses Loud on his cheek, which mkes him blush.. and makes Charity a bit angry)]
[Charity: I'd tell you to get your own boyfriend, but you have Smartypants already.]
Sammy: Charity Bazaar...
Charity (usual monotone): Hi.
Sammy: Froggo...
Froggo: Greetings, ladies
Lydia: Nice voice. Well defined. My father has a voice like that.
Sammy: Aka Pella...
Aka: Wassup?!
Miss Info: Uh... the ceiling. How are you feeling?
Aka: You're cool! I like that. We're gonna be tight like glue, I can tell!
Sammy: Father Time... and his beard
FT: Pleased to make your acquaintance. Especially if you're single...
[R6: The master at work, ladies and gentlemen... and Sammy]
[FT: Thank you, thank you.]
Sammy: World's Oldest Woman... so old, they hadn't invented names when she was born!
WOW: Hey, any of you girls got a spare bear trap? I have a man to catch when this is over.
Sammy: The "man" in question... Bill Straitman
Bill: Uh... hello. Nice to meet you
Lydia: <Awfully timid, isn't he?>
Miss Info: <Dork!>
Sammy: My marketing executive, Chit Chatterson.
Chit: You know, I could go places with you two.
(Lydia cringes, Miss Info blushes)
Sammy: Trust me, that wasn't a come-on. Next up, Pule Houser
Pule: Hello.
Sammy: Ronald Smartypants...
Smarty: Mr. Melman, please don't mention my first name... I can't stand it.
Sammy: Well, Mr. Smartypants, what else was I gonna call you?
Smarty: What you just called me will suffice... for all of you, I hope.
(Everyone nods in a greement. Miss Info casts Smarty a wink. Smartypants blushes and hides)
Lydia: How exactly... and WHY exactly does he hide in his... trousers!?
Smarty: Extreme shyness. That, and I get trampled by women a lot.
[R6: A reference to an old SC done by the great Bourgeois Buffoon!]
[CC: Where IS he, anyway?]
[R6: BB hates Louis, and wanted nothing to do with this production.]
Sammy: And... a bunch of WB's best writers and historical figures the world over. We keep them safely tucked away for their own good. It fuels creativity.
(Sammy opens a door, and every historical figure from the show, and a few writers look at the cast. Then they make a mad dash for the door. Sammy takes out a bullwhip and cracks it)
Sammy: Back, demons! Also, we have... uh... say, what happened to the other two?
(At this point, Lynne enters, profusely apologizing to Jamie Kellner and Thaddeus Plotz... because it seems that they have been plagued b a visit from Pepper and Toast)
Toast: Dude, that thing even LOOKED like an electric piano... how was I supposed to know it was a phone?
LB: You are correct, sir!
Lynne: I'm so sorry she misstook you for Humpty Dumpty, Mr. Plotz.... Really, I am...
Pepper: Gypola!
Sammy: Well, that clears a few things. The young man in the surf gear is Toast, and th redhead is Pepper Mills. Along with them is Lynne, who you've all seen before. And, the last two are your bosses. The, uh... vertically challenged one is Mr. Thaddeus C. Plotz. Next to him is the overlord of the WB, Jamie Kellner!
Jamie: Watch it, Melman! Too many wisecracks, and it's the axe for you!
[R6: I have two people to punish, yet I've never met one of them!]
Sammy: And, uh... who are you, young fella?
LB: I am....
VO: Lucky Bob? Lucky Bob, where are you? Come now, we must get back to business. I have things to sell.
Sammy: Ah! Cho-Cho! Good to see you. Have you given any remote bit of thought to my offer?
Cho: It will cost you...
Sammy: Exactly what will it cost me?
Cho: Five dollars to know if I will stay or not.
Sammy: And if you don't stay?
Cho: Won't know if you don't pay, now will you? I see you sweating....
Sammy: Alright! (hands Cho a $20 bill by mistake)
Cho: I shall stay, only if Lucky Bob can.
Sammy: Why do you call him "Lucky Bob"?
Cho: Because lucky for YOU I will join the cast!
Sammy: Oh. Fair enough.
Toast: Dude, who are the two new babes?
Sammy: Those are our tour guide and censor, Miss Information, and miss Lydia Karaoke.
Toast: Oh... bummer, I thought they were groupies.
(Everyone laughs at this... except Lydia, who looks utterly disgusted)
[R6: Lydia, a groupie? Unlikely! Except maybe for me, of course...]
[Toast: What, how was I to know?]
[R6: Good point. Sammy didn't bother to introduce you properly. Then again, when does Sammy Melman do anything right?]
[JS: Well, he did help save South Park... though that may have been an attempt at covering his track for setting the villains free in the first place, or to market himself as a hero.]
[R6: I rest my case...]
[Lydia: Better rest your face, there's more... from both the movie and me, if you get my drift.]
Sammy: Well, introductions are over, gotta split, come bosses!
(Sammy, Plotz, and Jamie Kellner all leave. Lynne, having no better ideas, follows)
Loud: Uh... Nice to meet you ladies.
Miss Info: Why thank you. You're sure charming.
Loud: We're all gonna be really good friends, I can tell!
Lydia: Well, I sure hope so. (Fells something against her) What's this?
(Smartypants has handed Lydia one of those... desk things people have in their offices... you know, the ones with their name on it.)
Lydia: Why... uh... did you get this...
Smarty: Yep: Everything I need, I keep it all in my pants! (Removes Big Fat Baby from them)
Lydia: Uh... <This guy's gonna try my patience>
Aka: Don't worry. Smarty here doesn't keep the baby in there. Only the diapers. The fresh ones, that is.
Miss Info: Well, we all have some things to do to get ready for the jobs at hand. We'll see you later.
(Lydia and Miss Info leave)
Pule: Was it something I said?
Charity: I'm not happy.
Loud: Relax, people. They like us... they probably have girl talk to attend to.
Aka: yeah, I can sense closeness between them. They've been friends for a while!
(Over with Miss Information and Lydia Karaoke)
Lydia: He keeps things... in his pants! How lewd! How crude!
Miss Info: How dreamy...
Lydia: Huh? Mel, what do you mean?
Miss Info: That Smarty... he's sooo... oh, what a man! Something about him... He just lights my fire!
[R6: WHOOOOO!! Engine 25 to H! studios! Response team, cool down Miss Information, pronto!]
[Miss Info: Oh, R6, behave.]
[R6: Behave? What is that?]
[(Miss Info laughs)]
Lydia: Mel... you've got it bad, you know that?
Miss Info: I wonder if we get to work together... Should I give him my number?
Lydia: Let him make the first move. If nothing pops up, then pour on that Southern charm! And speaking of Southern charmers, I've got a date with Louis tonight, so I gotta get ready. Bye!
(Lydia runs off, and Miss Info goes back to her daydreaming. Later that night, we see Louis and ydia at some fancy LA restaurant, apparently having drinks)
Louis: I tell you... aside from you dousing the waiter in a pineapple smoothie, this has been a great night!
Lydia: The jerk was gawking at my... well, never you mind!
Louis: Well, Lyds, the gold dress IS a bit...
Lydia: Lyds? I like that.
[Lydia: But thanks to him, now I hate it!]
[R6: So much is explained.]
Louis: Well, shall we away? I must ge you home before it gets too late. We BOTH have to work tomorrow.
Lydia: Away, we shall...
(QC to Lydia's house. Louis has walked Lydia up to her door, apparently expecting more out of the night than Lydia would give him... not that either of them realizes what the other is thinking)
Louis: Well... so long then... until our next date.
Lydia: Uh... wait a second.
(Lydia grabs Louis, and gives him a kiss on the lips rivaled only by some of those she's given R6 recently)
[Everyone in the studio: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!]
Lydia: Until tomorrow, you mean... loverboy.
[R6: I know we're an item, and you're more open to admit it now, but... you EVER call me that, and I'll explode... literally!]
[Lydia: You're bluffing.]
[R6: Three words... Pine And Psy...]
[Lydia: Please don't remind me of that, or make me go through that again! Losing you once was bad enough!]
[Toast: Gag me, dude]
[Pepper: Louis is SUCH a creep! How come you didn't know he was after... you know...?]
[Lydia: Young girls can be so naive]
(The next day, Loud is walking down the hall, preparing for one of his Dramatic Reenactment bits, and seems to be troubled. So troubled, in fact, that he doesn't see Miss Information until he bumps into her... literally)
Loud: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Miss Info: Loud... is something wrong?
Loud: You're totally gorgeous.. I-I mean... my script I have to re-enact the shot heard 'round the world. How am I gonna do that?
Miss Info: Just yell "BOOM!" Trust me on that. You'll do just fine if you use your true gift.
Loud: My... true gift... OKAY!! Thanks, Miss Info.
Miss Info: Anytime, honey! By the way, thank YOU, but I'm to old for you.
(Both blush, and head their separate ways)
Loud: She called me... "honey"!
[R6: So? She calls me, Smarty, Froggo, Pule, CHARITY of all people, and even Lydia "honey"]
[Lydia: Invading MY turf, are we?]
[Miss Info: No way! You know I'd never do that. Maybe if he and I were single, though...]
[Lydia: I thought you were my best friend!]
[Miss Info: Oh, relax. R6 is YOURS, trust me. I doubt I could hold up under his bold sense of humor anyway!]
[Pule: When did she ever call me "honey"?]
[Nostra: I am sure she will in a little while, which would mean R6 is making predictiations, shut up!]
Miss Info: He's sucha nice guy. Now to find my cast for the tour. Oh, here's the list. Cho-Cho, Lucky Bob, Pule Houser... what a shy little honey he is... I bet he's got a crush on someone and won't let it out for anything.
[Nostra: See what I am meaning?]
[R6: A perfect predictiation!]
[R6/Nostra: Shut up!]
[JS: Oh brother...]
[R6: Classified Information?]
[JS: Why oh WHY did I say that? Around R6, of all people?]
Miss Info: Oh... my! (She gasps at one name on her tour group... Ronald Smartypants) Guess I better freshen up a bit.
FT: No need. You look fine as is. Trust me on that.
Miss Info: Not with Smartypants in my tour group... and in the City of Romance? I gotta look my best.
[Smarty: That's easy for you.]
[(I need not say it, but this kiss lasted five straight minutes)]
[R6: Why so long?]
[Miss Info: Trying to spare you, honey.]
[R6: Why?]
[Smarty: Another Louis/Lydia scene.]
[R6: Oh... hmmm... the program says a collection of all their dates? Yuck!]
[Pepper: Nasty!]
[Toast: Babe, that's MY line!]
[Pepper: Oh, you called me "babe"!]
[(Pepper hugs Toast... REALLY too tightly)]
[R6: This sucks! Too much of that jerk Louis.]
[Everyone else: BOOOOOO!!!!]
[(They prepare to throw tomatoes at the screen, but realize it will do no good. So they pelt the techies with them instead until the scene changes... a few months later)]
[R6: Why did I decide to sit through this?]
[Froggo: Beats me.]
[Aka: Probably had nothing better to do.]
[Charity: Well, he's next to Lydia... in the dark.]
[Lydia: Charity, don't make me wash your mouth out with soap.]
[Charity: Hey, I'm a growing girl. R6, Loud, not a word!]
[R6/Loud: Who, us? (halos appear over their heads)]
[Charity: Riiight...]
[Froggo: We all know those two and their mindsets at times.]
[R6: Welll... oh no, not the proposal]
[Techie: Can't fast forward anymore.]
[R6: Oh, crap!]
Louis: Lydia... since we've been together fo a while, I was wondering... I... well, I...
(Louis fumbles the box he was holding, and Lydia sees it)
[R6: FUMBLE! Get football!]
[LB: Ring now! Hiyo!]
Lydia: Tell me... Oh, Louis...
Louis (now on one knee... with the entire restaurant staring on): Lydia Karaoke... will you marry me?
Lydia: I.... I.... YES!!!! YES I WILL!!!
(They kiss... I can't stand it... the restaurant is cheering, and a waiter brings them a bottle of champagne)
[Loud: Not the champagne!]
[Aka: Don't drink it, Lydia!]
(They toast to their engagement, and drink to that)
[R6: Oh no... I know what comes next...]
(QC to later that night at Lydia's place. Inside. Lydia and Louis are making out heavily. Lydia thne gets up, heads for her stairs, and motions for Louis to follow)
[R6: Why?!!]
[Lydia: I was drunk. Trust me.]
[FT: Remember kids. Engagement rings and alcohol don't mix!]
(Louis follows. Upstairs, in Lydia's room, things are REALLY heating up. Louis has slipped Lydia's red blazer off, and is now working on getting her out of her bra... Lydia seems to be enjoying it)
[(Suddenly, the screen goes all black)]
[Everyone: HUH?!]
[(We now see Lydia Karaoke violently stomping on the tape, shattering it)]
[R6: Lydia? What's gotten into you? Besides me lately, but that's another story!]
[Lydia: You'll thank me later, trust you me!]
[Miss Info: Believe me, none of us wanted to see that.]
[R6: The movie, or that violent display from the normally calm Lydia Karaoke?]
[Miss Info: Either or, honey, either or...]
[Techie: next up... "All That Glitters..."]
[R6: Howzabout, I take over? YOU'RE FIRED!!!]
(The movie shows some scenes from ATG. Among them, we see Lydia nearly tearing Smartypants apart
[Smarty: That was the last sketch of the season, too.]
Loud in Miss Info's palace, talking to her; The cast conferring with Loud about leaving him behind
[Loud: Which I STILL say was dead wrong!]
Pule being kicked out of the time machine and the huge bag
[Pule: Hey!]
Joan of Arc filming... hey, we stop here for a bit)
Joan: Last of the film... better split!
Louis: Ah... such is life. Well, I'm a richer man, so what do I do now?
(R6 comes in)
R6: Hi! Is this the law firm of Richardson and Richardson?
Louis: Only one Richardson now.
R6: Well, I... say! Those magazines! Did a little girl sell you those?
Louis: Why yes!
R6: Figures. Don't believe them. Those are from 2001, not this year.
Louis: You are one crazed little man, aren't you?
R6: 6 foot 4, and hardly crazed. In fact, I'd bet money that none of those magazines are true.
Louis: Money? How much we talkin'? Fifty dollars?
R6: Eighteen. Trillion.
Louis: Over sports?! I repeat, you are one crazed little man, aren't you?
R6: What's the matter, Colone Sanders? Chicken?
Louis: Louis Bernard Richardson is NOT chicken! You're on! My Falcons made the Super Bowl last year... I'll bet they make it in 2001 also! I'll bet my entire fortune on it!
R6: Deal! (They shake hands, sealing the deal) Well, I'm off... but I'll be back!
(R6 leaves.)
Louis: I just doubled my worth! What do you think, Taylor?
Taylor: Louis, please! With Zack dead from those bombings in '96, I hate my first name now. Without the presidential gag, all I have is... a girl's name! And for the bet... he's cracked, and probably broke. Do it, and publicize for extra humiliation!
[R6: The publicity was his mistake, I'll bet.]
[Toast: How much, dude?]
[R6: Fat chance!]
(QC to H! studio... 2 years later. It seems the Atlanta Falcons haven't even come close to the playoffs, much less the Super Bowl. And the press is mad about the story of Louis' loss)
Loud: EXTRA EXTRA!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!!! LOUIS RICHARDSON GOES BROKE!!!
(Over at Louis' mansion)
Louis: The press has this all! Curse you! CURSE YOU, STRANGE MAN!!!
(As if on cue, R6 enters.)
R6: You rang? I believe it is time to pay the piper. Or in this case, me!
Louis: Why you... I'll never... (Notes the TV cameras and reporters behind R6) Uh...
R6: My fortune, please... Oh, and to the rest of the world... you may call me... R6!
Louis: Hello? Yes, this IS Louis. If some guy named R6 comes through asking about my money, and has my account number... WHAT? You saw it all already... crated an account for him?! How could you...? Oh.....
R6: What? Well...
Louis: Here... the keys to my Bentley, my mansion, and the key to my money vault.
R6: Soooo long!
(Guards come in, escorting R6 as well, and a few grab Louis and toss him over the gate of his former mansion. The reporters split into groups. Half of them begin asking for interviews with R6 on his newfound money. The other half begin questioning Louis on how it feels to be broke... poor even!)
Louis: Get away from me! CURSE YOU, R6!!! WE SHALL MEET AGAN!!! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY IF IT TAKES ME A THOUSAND YEARS!!!
[R6: That's original... I think Number 4 is their cliché about swearing revenge they'll never get]
[Lydia: That's also the end for here...]
[R6: Yeah... intermission! We gotta get ready for the next part... Slasho's life! Take five or ten or whatever!]
(Everyone but R6 and Lydia leave)
R6: Now, what was this about after the movie?
(Lydia says nothing, but jumps on top of R6. After that, we can only hear a few sounds... some of which are Lydia... screaming R6's name...)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm sick, I know! Next up... It is JusSonic's turn to write the story of Slasho and how he came to be. Good luck, JusSonic!
(After a few minutes later, R6 and Lydia is finished with their "thing". Everyone came back bringing snacks with them. R6 looks a little rough-up. He notices three people joined the cast)
R6: Wait, what are Mike and the robots doing here?
JS: Oh, I let them in. They want to watch the movie. And since they are in our cast now, I figured why not.
Crow: I am not sure this is going to be good, Mike.
Mike: Well, at least what is showing couldn't be worse than what we seen before, right?
Charity: Wrong. This is Louis's life story we are watching.
Tom: Louis?! I hated sequels to some of Axel Foley's movie!
FT: Uh, that's is Louis WINTHROP, who was played by Dan Akyfroyd. This is Louis B. Richardson, one of our hated foes.
Tom: Oh. (notices R6's appearance) Say, what do you guys do while we were away?
R6: Uh...next film!
(The scene is now at a nuclear power plant.)
[Crow: Charles Montgomery Burns's house!]
(We go inside the office of Howard CullBrap)
[Lydia: Hey, hey. We will have none of that!]
[Miss Information: No, you are thinking of BullCrap. This is CullBrap.]
[Lydia: Oh. Well, this is better.]
(He looks like Howard Stern then any other power planet owner.)
Howard CullBrap: Okay, like I said before, we are always looking for more workers, Mr....
(We now see a dejected Louis)
Louis: Richardson.
[Mike: Who is this guy?]
[Loud: Sigh If you guys must know, that is Louis B. Richardson we told you guys about. Now watch the movie!]
Howard: Richardson. Say, aren't you that guy lost his shirt to that R6 guy?
Louis: Yes, and please don't mock like everyone else.
[All: (laughing)]
Howard: Don't worry I won't. We don't do that here. Well, only the employees does, anyway.
[Toast: Cruel and irony time, dude!]
Howard: Okay, I am going to put you in sector 69.
[R6: Oh my...]
[(Lydia swacks him before he finish)]
[Lydia: Not this time, Johnny.]
Louis: Well, at least things won't get worse.
(Unfortunately, we go through a sequence. That isn't the point. In one scene, we see some employees snickering at him while he isn't looking. In another, we now see him spitting something. He sees that someone puts something in his sandwich)
[Pule: What is that?]
[JS: Don't ask.]
(Finally, in the last scene, we now see him working in the room where dangerous acids are being kept. He is busy with something. One of the cyndliers nearby labeled "Dip 193".)
{CC: Why do I sense foreshadowing like Charity did?]
[Charity: I am not happy.]
(Louis is wearing some sort of safety suit. He isn't happy)
Louis: Wouldn't get worse?! **** it all. It did get worse! And it all that R6's fault. I wish someday I will finally get revenge!
(We see hear a few yells nearby.)
Someone: Fire in the hole!
[WOW: Didn't someone said that when Phineas Gage got hurt?]
(Louis looked confused. He turned around and sees that cynlinder holding Dip 193 is quaking. He got curious and goes closer. Suddenly, the cynlinder had exploded. QC to Howard's office, as he is looking at some papers. He then hear a yell.)
Howard: What the heck?
[R6: Oh my [bleep]! They killed Louis!]
[Loud: YOU B******S!]
[Froggo: Uh, he wasn't killed, you guys.]
[R6/Loud: D'oh!]
(Howard runs out. QC to a hospital room. We see a doctor, a nurse, and Howard is in there. We see from Louis's POV)
[Tom: Though who would want to?]
[Pepper: Someone who wants to die.]
[LB: Hurt now! Hiyo!]
Doctor: So what happened?
Howard: Some idiot was playing with firecrackers and drop one in Dip 193, causing it to exploded. My new employee Louis here got caught in the blast.
Nurse: Wait, if he...
Doctor: Yes he is. Let's not remind him at this time. Ah, the sleepeer awakens!
[Crow: Didn't we told Joel that when we try to make him look like Arch Hall Jr.?]
[Aka: Wait, who is Arch Hall Jr.?]
[Mike: And what the robots told me, he is the stupid B-movie actor from "Eegah".
[JS: Oh, I love that one. Especially when the robots gotten...]
[Tom/Crow: Don't remind us!]
Louis: What happened?
Doctor: You just got an accident, Mr. Richardson. But all will....
(As he talks, the nurse removes the bandages. The doctor stop talking and gasped with Howard and the Nurse)
Louis: What?
Doctor: Uh, nothing.
Louis: Something is up. Let me see a mirror!
[Loud: This is a reference to Batman. I just know it.]
Howard: Louis, I really think...
Louis: Get me a ****ing mirror!
(The doctor fearfully hands him a mirror. Louis looks into it. Although we shouldn't see the face, Louis did and screamed)
[Toast: Dude, once again he saw himself in a mirror!]
[Aka: Yo, I bet that Arch Hall kid saw himself in the mirror all the time!]
[LB: Who again?]
[All: Don't ask.]
Louis: What happened?!
Doctor: Well, from what I tell, the explosion has deformed your face. So, you might not want to show it as often as you do.
[R6: I just wish he doesn't show it. Ever.]
Nurse: (hands him something) Here, put this on for now.
(Louis puts on what the nurse gave him. We now see Louis. He is wearing a ski mask.)
[Miss Info: Well, at least we know where he gotten the ski mask.]
Louis: That fix that, but doesn't fix the fact that I have a bad face!
Doctor: Well, we do plastic surgery here sir, but it will cost you.
Louis: How much?
Doctor; $1 million dollars.
Louis: What?! I don't have that cash!!! Thart R6 ***** took my money from me!!!
Doctor: Well, do you have insurance?
Howard: Actually, we didn't get to that part as of yet.
Doctor: Oh. Well, in the meantime, Mr. Richardson, you will have to stay here and hopefully out of the public's eye for a while.
(With that, the Doctor, the Nurse, and Howard left Louis's room. However, Louis is very angry.)
Louis: They can't do this to me! It that R6 and those Histerians' fault! And I won't rest until I am dancing on their graves! No matter what.
(Outside the room, a few minutes later, the Doctor and the Nurse came to look in on Louis. To their surprise, the room door opens and Louis came out running, knocking them all down and running away)
[Crow: Ha! He took them on, those pansies! He took the whole hospital! Ha!]
[JS: And that is funny why?]
[Crow: Because it is?]
[QC back to Louis's old work. Howard is looking around Louis's old workplace. He then gasped as see that one of the cynlinders went broken into.)
Howard: The Dip 193! It is gone!
[Toast: Wait. I don't get it. I thought Dip is supposed to kill you like Doom's.]
[Charity: Doom's dip only kill toons. Louis's dip only hurts people.]
[Froggo: Though, I think Louis is already a dip.]
[R6: Ha! That is a good one, Froggo!]
[Froggo: Thanks.]
(QC to Louis's new hideout, not as good as it is in "24 1/2 Hours". Louis dropped the item he stole from his workplace. He is no longer in a hospital gown, but is still wearing the same suit he wear when the explosion occurred. It now looks more like a Jason Voorhees suit.)
[Crow: Jason Voorhees? Wasn't he the guy from those Friday the 13th movies?]
[R6: I say, but that Jason X movie he was in totally stunk! No good parts at all! Language maybe, but not good!]
Louis: Well, this isn't great, but once I get started, it will be perfect. Once, I need someone to help me.
(He took out a cellphone)
Louis: Heh, good thing R6 didn't take my cellphone.
[R6: D'oh! I knew I forgot something!]
[Lydia: Bad R6, bad!]
(Louis dials a number on the phone and talk into it.)
Louis: Hello, Thugs R Us? I am looking for two people to assist me. (Pauses as he listens) I don't care how bad they might be, just get me what you have!
(QC to a few minutes later. There are now two tough men in Louis's lair.)
Louis: Good to have you on my side as we begin our way of terror. Now I need names.
Thug #1: My name is Jackhammer. I am called that because I once hurt someone with a Jackhammer.
Thug #2: And my name is Roughhouse, and you can tell why I am called that.
Louis: Good. Now the introductions is out of the way. Time to begin.
Roughhouse: Say, aren't you...
Louis: **** it! Don't call me that! From now on, you will called me from my new name I decided before you two got me! My name is...Slasho!
[Aka: He is only wants to be called that because all the other names are taken!]
[Tom: For crying out loud.]
[Pule: Yeah.]
Jackhammer: Uh, okay boss.
Slasho: Now, time to introduced our weapon.
(They go to a barrel which has something boiling.]
Roughhouse: Uh, what is in there?
Slasho: The chemical which I stole from my former workplace. I stole more chemicals so I can make it alive.
[FT: Like Jello, I bet.]
(The something that in there begins to crawl out.]
Slasho: Ah. My creature awaken.
Jackhammer: Would that work, boss?
Slasho: Yes. And soon, I will be rich again faster than you can say "R6".
[LB: R6 now!]
(We go through another sequence as Slasho, Jackhammer, Roughhouse, and the dip monster are terrorizing and robbing a few banks. There are too many to describes so I won't bother with the details. We now go to Fred Moppel.)
[Charity: Here is our old friend.]
[Mike: Who?]
[Nostradamus: I knew you would ask that. It is Fred Moppel, now Shut Up!]
[Mike: No wonder Nostradamus cast you as a parody of Yoda in that Star Wars parody. You are weird.]
[Nostradamus: Shut Up again!]
Fred: In other news, another bank been robbed by the nam formally known as Louis B. Richardson. We will have more news as the problem grows.
[R6: Okay, you guys. Intermission again!]
Tom: But I am out of snacks.
(Sammy arrived)
Sammy: I am finished. Did I miss anything?
JS: Not really. We want more snacks.
Charity: Get me pecan custard, you dope.
JS: And get some jerky!
Sammy: Hey, wait a minute, you can't...
(JS pulls out the torture mask seen in "Death Takes A Toll" making Sammy stop talking)
JS: You were saying?
Sammy: Right. I will go to the snack bar and get them. Heh, heh.
(Sammy ran nervously away.)
R6: Say, JusSonic. May I borrowed that mask when Melman gets back?
JS: No problem....
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Next up! Slasho's next meeting with the Histerians! His first meeting with Slim Berry! The near break-up of two couples! And Slasho's so-called death! Your turn, R6!
I can't tell you how much the suspense was killing me, was that part of R6s scheme all along? Well anyway, let's hope it doesn't take that long for you to wrap it up, I would ask any normal writer[i.e JusSonic]what more stuff he could possibly have to write because all that remains to watch is stuff we already know about, but you're not even close to knowing what normal looks like. But just don't forget about continuing Falsetto while you're working on this and whatever else you're working on, pretty please. You already raised the stakes enough not to and you don't want Miss Info and Lydia killing you for not getting Miss Info out of her jam[despite whatever perverted fantasy that would forfill for you]
Well, in this topic anyway. Hey, robert. I brought back some old friends of Loud and put them in the crossover party me, Pokejedservo, Digi-fan (one of the Anime Survivor authors), and Froggofan are doing. Don't worry, they will be back in their timeline and have no memory of being here, so relax.
And R6, I brought back Imperial as well, so watch out. BTW, do you want to help with the party story? I want to see how you deal with Imperial's "return". One more thing, can you continue this story please?! I don't mean to yell, but I don't you to forget this, and make my Slasho cometh part go to waste. So stop drooling at Lydia and get to it. Okay, I got my sanely back (or did I?).
(The movie is stalled for a slight minute. R6 is doing what he does best... rather, what he and Lydia do best )
(Of course, nobody else is around... they all went for snacks when Melman didn't come back after 30 minutes. After a few more minutes, everyone comes back... lucky it is dark, but they know the lights were ON when they left, so everyone decides to be quiet about what R6 and Lydia are doing. At that point, the movie starts up again)
[R6: Huh? Hey, everyone's still out! Don't start yet!]
[Loud: We just got back!]
[R6: Lydia got back, too!]
[(Lydia shushes R6 as the movie begins... it is 24 1/2 Hours)]
[R6: Oh brother.]
(We see the scene at the bank, where Loud and Charity had stopped Slasho from robbing the place)
Loud: ... and that's what happened. Good thing Dip freezes easily!
Charity: Knowing who Slasho is, I'm not happy. And neither will two of our associates when we get back to tell them about this.
Loud: That's right! Lydia and R6 aren't gonna like this!
[Lydia: I never liked Slasho to begin with.]
[R6: Wait, but...]
[Lydia: Louis, yes. Slasho, NO!]
[Miss Info: This might have gone better if I had said that opening statement, and not you Lydia.]
[Toast: Totally, dude.]
[R6: Totally Hidden Video!]
[Pule: Yech! I hated that show!]
[Loud: YOU'RE NOT ALONE!]
[R6: "Haywire" was worse.]
(Back at the studio, we see the H! gang talking amongst themselves about the days events. Sammy mentions Slasho's former identity, and R6 tries casually whistling to confirm his innocence. Luckily, nobody heard him, except Loud and Lydia, who just looked at him.)
[R6: Well, I just claimed what I rightfully won! How was I to know he was a crazed psycho?!]
[Lydia: You weren't.]
[R6: Then why'd you and Loud stare at me?]
[Loud: YOU BOTH HAVE A HISTORY TOGETHER!!]
[Lydia: I was just... never mind, not with the kids around!]
[Toast: Kids Next Door?]
[Pepper: No way! She means Loud and Aka and Charity and Froggo and Pule!]
{Miss Info: And probably you two more than them!}
[Nostra: I can hear you thinking, Miss Information!]
[JS: And I can't hear the film, so shut up!]
[Nostra: Why do you steal my line?]
(The scene is now at the ceremony for Slim Berry's new vests. Lydia is trying to coax R6 into the Virtual Dreamer.)
R6: Do I have to?
Lydia: Why not, it will be fun!
[R6: No it won't, I might get brainwashed!]
[Lydia: Your brain needs it!]
[R6: I'll remember that the next time YOU'RE feeling frisky...]
[Charity: Ooooh... so it's not always R6's idea...]
[Lydia: Charity, stop! You are far too young. And R6, you behave yourself!]
[Miss Info: That is a foreign concept!]
[(R6 high-fives Miss Information)]
(Now we are shown the time that r6 and Lydia, as well as Loud and Charity were about to break up. JusSonic is attempting, and succeeding, in consoling the latter couple)
[Loud/R6: The horror. The horror! The pure, unabridged horror!]
[Charity: I don't want to be reminded of this.]
[R6: Hey, at least YOU and Loud had someone pulling for you to get back together. No one cared what happened to me and Lydia!]
[Aka: We did, homey! We were just tryin' to take it one crisis at a time. You two reconciled a little too fast for us to work on you.]
[(R6 still looks quite downcast)]
[Smarty: Cheer up, R6. You're more recognized now.]
[Mike: Yeah, espescially since you'd supposedly killed Slasho a while ago!]
[Froggo: And I don't think Philadelphia will ever forget who saved them from Imperial and Giga Bowser.]
[R6: Maybe... but, even compared to Charity Bazaar, I'm VERY obscure...]
[Tom: Well, whenever I feel out-of-place, i just stare at my favorite things... like my gift from Miss World's Oldest Woman!]
[FT: Not THOSE again! Yeesh, I'm too old for that!]
[WOW: Ah, you're just jealous 'cause Tommy here knows a good thing when he sees it!]
[JS: I can't tell where the romance lies with World's Oldest...]
[R6: See... you forgot me already (R6 starts to get up and leave)]
[Crow: Alas, poor R6... who knew ye, didn't notice ye... Obscured from sight on a rainy day. (Crow makes a thunderclap sound, and R6 screams and leaps all the way to the ceiling)]
(Scene is now the "Final Confrontation (TM) of 24 1/2 Hours. Loud has just tricked the Spider ninja into falling in the hole while saving his friends)
[Loud: Score one for the Loud kid!]
(R6 has just lured the robots into the Dip monster, and dodges the incoming water. The bots explode, killing themselves and the Dip Monster off, and the goo gets into Slasho's eyes. Slasho rants in his blinded rage, and tries to clear his eyes, only to realize too late that he's at the edge of one of the holes in his lair. he stumbles and falls down the hole)
[R6: Note that NONE of that was my idea. Charity got the plan, and Smarty had the water. If I ever do beat anyone, it's always by coincidence. And coincidental heroes go unnoticed.]
[Froggo: Relax, R6. Don't get upset about all this. You did beat Imperial, after all.]
[R6: Yes, but only through a little trickery. I didn't actually deal the finishing blow. And such, my heroics look like nothing to everyone else. (R6 slides carefully back into his chair. Lydia tries to console him, but even SHE can't help.)]
(The movie is about to end, when there is more static)
R6: What now? I'm not happy.
Charity/Marissa: That's OUR line.
R6: Okay... I'm absolutely miserable.
(The static clears, and who should be on screen, but the sales guy from NME!)
NME: Hello there, Triple D! What can we get you today?
R6 (Imitating Dedede flawlessly): I need you to get outta my face and go find the REAL me and bug him! We're tryin' to watch a movie here!
NME: You know, imitaing my best customer isn't going to help matters when we meet up, whoever you are.
R6: Intermission... And get the techies to get RID of this guy!
(R6 is still a little sad. Lydia notices, and decides to try again. THIS time, she grabs R6, wraps her legs around him, and... well, I can't spoil EVERYTHING... You'll just have to guess for yourself what happened next)
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Next up... Imperial's origins! And MORE interrupting from NME! Oh, lucky us...
Now, all we need to know is how Imperial was made, see him in action in "Imperial Affairs" and this story is over! Plus, you never have to see him again (until the "ABHCP II: The Winter Party" story that is). Can you put in a cast list because you didn't last time and I want to see who voiced some of the people in this story.
One more thing, can you tell me who voiced Tiff, Tuff, Sir Ebirum, Lady Like, Meta-Knight, Fololo, and Falala? I can't find their voice actors and I want to know! Got to go. See ya!
... uh... I was hoping YOU knew... I do know Kawasaki's voice, it's the same as Meowth... and Escargoon sounds a lot like Seymour Big Cheese from Samurai Pizza Cats. As far as Tiff and Tuff, their voices match a couple characters from Pokémon... but none of the major ones.
I just post because I wanted to get e-mail when you submit the next part to this story. But let's just say that coming next year, you will be possessed again but not a person, but more of a sin. That's all I had to say.
(Camera does a wide shot of the theater. R6 and Lydia are hidden in the darkness, still going at it... it's been over an hour... WHOO! Anyways, Loud is barking orders at the tech personnel (and believe me, if you want your oders followed, this is the way to get it done), Charity is with Aka, Froggo, and Miss Information, and they are all raiding Sammy Melman's snack table again. Smartypants is in the projection room, hopefully trying to alter the frequency to prevent NME from mistaking the theater for King Dedede's castle.)
30 MINUTES LATER...
(R6 and Lydia have returned to their sebats, and Loud is STILL barking orders at the techs. Charity has eaten her 60th pecan custard, and Aka is chasing Froggo. Miss Info is sharing a kiss with Smarty, who thinks he's finally done it. After another minute, Loud stops yelling at the techs, and returns to his seat. Aka chases Froggo to their seats, and a kiss is averted. Charity simply slides into her chair, not even showing a slight hint of weight gain from the custards)
R6: Now... for the parts leading up to Imperial's return! Or, his birth, whatever you choose.
Lydia: I choose his death!
(Everyone else voices their agreement... VERY loudly (A bad thing, considering two of them were Loud and Pepper))
R6: Roll it, please!
(Scene picks up where we last left off... Slasho plunging down the hole)
Slasho: Oh well... at least it's over... WAIT!!! How can I be satisfied?! I was humiliated twice by R6, and defeated by those Histerians! And, to throw salt in the wound, I wasn't even beaten by either my arch-enemy or my ex-fiancée! So now, I have NEW targets against whom I shall NEVER have revenge! Oh, the agony, the embarrassment! The... hey, wait a second... This chute is too long to be the pit... I must be in... (looks to see water ahead, but no pointy rocks) YES!!! My escape tunnel... Revenge may yet have its day. Mwa haha ha HA!!!
(Fade to the H! studio, where the good guys are celebrating a new victory)
[Loud: See? We celebrated TOO early, I told you!]
Loud: I don't know... shouldn't we wait a bit before having a party?
[Loud: Okay... so I ASKED you, not TOLD you, but no big difference!]
R6: I kinda think he's right... Now, if I had personally strangled Slasho until his body went cold, then I'd be against Loud's comments, but right now, I feel uneasy.
Charity: Well, the bathroom's over there, R6.
R6: I said "uneasy", not queasy!
[Charity: Wehere have I said THAT before?]
[R6: You mean, "heard" that before, right?
[Charity: No... I recall saying that somewhere...]
[Nostra: Perhaps a case of déja vu!]
[Miss Info: A premonition, maybe?]
[Aka: There have been enough of those in this whole movie!]
[Toast: Totally true, Aka dudette.]
Sammy: Well, R6, you might be right, and so might Loud... but for once, I am allowing full access to my personal snack bar, so if you two don't want to indulge, I can live with it.
[R6: As if we hadn't raided the place a thousand and one times before!]
[Froggo: One thousand and two. The first time, you weren't here yet.]
R6: Whatever, Melmoron! I have to think... seeya!
(R6 walks away, leaving a few confused faces. Moments later, they hear a car screeching away, and look out the window to see R6's limo peeling out of the parking lot.)
Robert: I... better head for the airport... I think he went back home.
Miss Info: Oh, I hope he'll be okay. If he'd only stop thinking so much...
JS: He'll be fine... I think. Sometimes, R6 can be really mysterious.
Lydia: Don't I know it!
Pule: I dunno, do you?
Charity: I'm not happy. This isn't my idea of a celebration, and without the drama-producing Robert or R6's wisecracks, what have we for excitement?
[Loud: You have me...]
[(Charity blushes... you can guess what they did next)]
Sammy: Well, more or less for me... more of my own snacks, or less humiliation, which should I be celebrating first?!
(Everyone glares at Sammy Melman)
Sammy: What?
Toast: You're lost, you know that, dude?
Sammy: This from "the host from the coast" himself...
(Lydia pounds Sammy's head... with R6's mallet)
Lydia: And THAT... was a going-away present from R6!
(Meanwhile...)
Slasho: Why did he have to have the secret escape tunnels empty into the sewer... in Philadelphia?! I can't even reach Taylor to ask for help! Oh well... Slim berry is probably dead by now. Shame... he wasn't a bad kid... he was a REALLY bad kid, HA HA HA!!! Ah well... Jackhammer and Roughouse are probably incarcerated by now... I'll never see THEM again! Unless... well, if I want my revenge, I've gotta do it right!
[R6: And I'll blow it, like everything else, except for Lydia, 'cause...]
[Lydia: R6, you stop that now!]
[Loud: Why, he was getting to the good part?]
[Lydia: Louis never did, but... HEY!!!]
[Miss Info: Is for horses.]
[Smarty: Good timing, Miss Info!]
[Froggo: A punctual, potent punch line!]
[Aka: Ten out of ten!]
Slasho: I wonder where I am, anyway...
(Slasho peeks his head out of a hole, and finds himself in front of a clothing store... and they're having a sale on winter items)
Slasho: Hm... Ah! Excellent...
(Fade to later, at a bank. There is a robbery in progress)
Slasho: Alright, nobody move! Hands in the air! And don't ANY of you even THINK about waving them like you just don't care, or I won't care how much blood gets on this gun!
(Slasho begins stealing money and accessories from the frightened customers, and orders the teller to fill his bag with money. After collecting his loot, Slasho makes his grand exit)
Slasho: Thank you for playing my wonderful little game... ta!
(Slasho exits. Meanwhile, in Burbank...)
Loud: He's been gone TOO long, you guys... and Robert's probably got a few loose ends to tie up back there as well.
Charity: Like his restaurant, for instance.
Lydia: This isn't fair... do... do you think he's leaving me?
Miss Info: No way! R6 loves you, and he'll never leave! Give him time, he's bound to come back! And when he does, don't give him the sinister angry act, or you might REALLY lose him.
(Pule Houser comes running in, holding a newspaper)
Pule: Guys! It's all over the news! Someone's been terrorizing banks and stores in Philadelphia! I think R6 might be... maybe he's...
???: Maybe he's WHAT?!
(Everyone turns to see R6 standing behind them)
Everyone else: R6!!!
R6: Who else?
Lydia: But... why did you leave?
R6: I have... a construction deal going on, I had to leave... plus, I can't be around for EVERY crisis... If Slim or Gene, or whoever he is now came back while we were partying, that would be a disaster! So I took a break. Robert will be back soon, he has to find someone to manage his restaurant while he's away.
Pule: Then... you didn't go bad?
R6: No... not yet, anyways...
Pepper: AH HA!! R6 has returned, and he's NOT gonna kill us, I'm so happy! Sooo... what's this about robberies in Philly?
Aka: Yeah, what gives?
R6: I don't have a clue. Maybe some sicko out for the finer things in life... the police can handle it. I need to get away from there, though, before they target ME next!
Froggo: Well, you are always welcome here.
R6: Yes, but... where will I stay?
(Lydia cast R6 one of her looks...)
R6: Okay, THAT'S settled!
[R6: No it isn't! Ask where you will sleep first! Hey! I am talking to myself! Cool!]
[JS: Has R6 cracked, or what?]
[Crow: I haven't any idea.]
[Mike: I think he's just being playful.]
[Tom: I think... I wanna get closer to a certain ancient relic...]
[R6: I think I'm gonna be sick!]
[Everyone else but Tom and WOW: AGREED!]
[Tom/WOW: Ah, yer just jealous!]
[(Tom begins to tickle World's Oldest Woman. Everyone else focuses back on the film, eager to avoid seeing the other options)]
{R6: Eeewww!}
FT: Well, distractions from crime aside, welcome back, R6!
Charity: I only hope Robert can get here before HE gets victimized...
R6: Fear not... he will...
(Back on the evil side of things)
Slasho: This is perfect! Nobody know's it's ME! Slasho! the same villain they thought was killed by the Histerians! However... If they find out, I'm doomed! I need something new... in the ways of image, I need an upgrade! And I know just who to go to!
(QC to Richardson's Law firm, where Slasho has found Taylor)
Slasho: And... THAT is what happened!
Taylor: You are basically a criminal assumed dead by some, and unnamed to others? You're weird, you know that? But... what can I do for you?
Slasho: Help me. I need a new identity...
Taylor: Well... I can help upgrade your look. Our new next-door neighbors are experts in image technology, and they can fix anything... for a price... Give me a hundred dollars, and I'll take care of the rest.
Slasho: A HUNDRED?!
Taylor: Well, you can't go! They have a Slasho dartboard...
Slasho: Here (hands over the money). But, come back!
Taylor: Lou, I'm your brother... differing lifestyle, but blood is thicker than water!
[R6: Loyal to a fault... pity his sole surviving relative is a low-down crooked slimebag!]
[Everyone else: You said it!]
[R6: Yeah, I did, didn't I?]
[Loud: I wonder why he didn't call him "Slasho".]
[Miss Info: Probably because he's one of few people that ever respected him, and maybe also to avoid getting attached to one name when the feller's only gonna get a different one.]
[R6: Quite perceptive, Miss Information.]
Slasho: Hmm... now for a new name... What to call myself?
(Taylor comes back)
Taylor: I have something that may interest you... you like masks (Pulls from behind his back, a titanium hockey mask) How's THIS?
Slasho: I love it! I'll take it! Thanks bro. Now to get back home! Adieu!
(Slasho goes outside, and jumps down a manhole into the sewer.)
Taylor: Cracked up... But... "home". Didn't R6 have that... Oh, when he finds out...
(QC to the site of Louis B. Richardson's old mansion... there is no trace of it)
Slasho: WHAT the **** happened here?! Where is the mansion? Where is it?! (Slasho spies a signpost in the grass and reads it) "In memory of the man nice enough to allow my friends to cam here, this site is now a protected campground for R6 Enterprises"? CURSE YOU!!! Well, since YOU wrecked MY home, I'll wreck YOURS!!!
(Fade back to Philly, Slasho is heading fo his hideout. Right when he gets there, he stops short... The police are removing the accessories he'd stolen.)
Cop #1: Well, good thing we caught on to that maniac's plan! Robbign place on the night of a full moon! HA! Does he think he's a werewolf?
Cop #2: Forget that! We shut down his empire, whoever he was! Not likely we'll find the money or him, but those poor people will at least have their things back.
(as the cops leave, Slasho thinks... and fumes)
Slasho: Blast! Never noticed a flaw in my own plans! Well, they wanted to take down my empire... they say hello to... Imperial!
(QC to later, at Police Headquarters)
Cop #1: Well, that's the last item returned. Now for some R & R! Anyone up for a game of pool?!
Cop #2: You know we are!
(Before the cops can leave the room, Imperial crashes through the window)
Imperial: Worthless law enforcers! So you wanna stop MY master plan, huh? Well, you may have taken my trinkets, but you will NOT take my pride! And, spare for ONE of you, I will take... your lives!
(The violence ensues... but static breaks up the transmission)
R6: Huh?
(Moments later, the sales guy from NME is back again)
NME: How can we serve you today, triple D? Reincarnated Kracko? Bring back Blocky?
R6 (again imitating Dedede flawlessly): I need a new monster! Something that can terrorize idiot technical staff who can't fix frequencies on MY movie projector! And make it snappy!
NME: YOU again? You have made your THIRD mistake, buddy! Insulting us, AND our best customer is NOT a good thing to do!
R6: Well, just HOW do ya keep findin' us, anyway?
NME: Simple transmission.
R6: Lemme see that! (Looks at the map he's given) You idiot! Yer sendin' yer transmissions to the WRONG planet! This here Earth theater is in the same place as MY castle on Pop Star! Now fix yer crossed frequencies, and get my address right, and send me that monster! Pronto!
NME: Trust you me, you will pay for this...
(NME's image fades, and the fim returns. Imperial has left a bloody mess of every cop except one. This one, he has battered and beaten, but left him alive. On his back, in silver spray paint, are the words "Imperial Was Here!")
Imperial: Tell your friends!
[R6: You killed about ten of them!]
[Lydia: I really hate that man...]
[Miss Info: That's no man... that's a monster! And not one from Night Mare Enterprises, I can assure you!]
[Aka: Why did Impy have to kill everyone else?]
[R6: Beats me... probably wanted to leave a lasting impression. Well, intermission time. And time for me to gt RID f this Dedede accent! (In normal voice) We're almost done, folks!]
(Everyone gets up to do... whatever. R6 goes into the techies office, and begins breathing fire on all of them)
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Last part coming! It's scenes from "Imperial Affairs", and then... it's over!
That is so good! You are totally challenging Robert in the voice-acting department, you with the DeDeDe voice, Robert with the Mojo Jojo voice. Anyway, so far, so good. I can't wait for the next part, and when you put this up in Fanfiction.net. Don't forget to give me credit.
The heroes battling the villains, but we concentrate on R6's battle with Imperial
[Nostra: Like we have any choice here! Shut Up!]
R6 and Imperial trade blows
[Tom: For baseball cards. Thank you!]
Imperial grabs R6, and throws him into a corner
[All: BOOOOOO!!!]
Imperial tries to slash R6 with his "wolverine" claws; R6 kicking him in his aforementioned area
[Smarty: Oof! That must hurt!]
[WOW: Though for the moronic Louis here, it did.]
R6 delivers a swift kick to his teeth, knocking his mask off, exposing his deformed face; R6 grabs the mask
[Chit: Who? Jim Carrey?]
[CC: Not that mask, you tube!]
and places it incorrectly on Imperial's face; Imperial is blindly slipping about the room, and doesn't notice where he's going. When he finally re-adjusts his mask, he is met with a boot to the fact from R6.
[All: Go R6! Go R6!]
[R6: Thank you, thank you.]
To make long story short
[All: Too late.]
Imperial crashes into a side of a massive vat of liquid, and tilts it, releasing some of the contents, which are powerful acid; The acid pours all over him, melting his skin and bones away to nothing, as well as melting the ice away
[R6: Oh my ***! I killed Imperial!]
[Loud: YOU B***ARDS!]
When it stops, nothing is left of Imperial or the ice coating on the floor; even his mask is now a melted memory.)
R6: Villain cliche nuymber 27. Their biggest extravagance is their undoing...
(Back at R6's mansion...)
R6:...and so, Louis B. Richardson.
Aka: Better known as Slasho.
Loud: AND LAST KNOWN AS IMPERIAL!
[Tom: And JED!]
[Charity: Not now, please!]
R6:...is dead.
(After all, the movie finally ends.)
Loud: FINALLY! I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER END!
Toast: Dude, you gotta hired new techs, dude.
R6: I am going to. I just "fired" my new ones.
Froggo: Oh, ha ha.
R6: Well, now that's the film done...will you all go away so I clean up here?
Crow: I think I know where that is headed.
F. Time: And I think we should leave before we find out where it's headed.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
(The Histerians except R6 and Lydia leaves, while the two stay before to...well, let's not ask, shall we?. We finally fade to blakc.)
The End
Cast list
Jim Cummings: Louis B. Richardson
Tommy Lee Jones: Slasho/Imperial
R6: Himself
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke, Amania Richardson
Frank Welker: Father Time, Pule Houser, Fred Moppel
Tress MacNeille: Toast, Pepper Mills, World's Oldest Woman, Lynne Kowalski, Cho-Cho
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington, Young Taylor Richardson
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, Charity's cousin, Joan of Arc
Cree Summer: Aka Pella
Rob Paulsen: Mr. Smartypants, Sammy Melman, Silas M. Richardson
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo, Zachary Richardson
Billy West: Chit Chatterson
Paul Rugg: Nostradamus
Luke Ruegger: Big Fat Baby
Wendee Lee: Kiyone
Ikue Ootani: Pikachu
JusSonic: Himself
Jennifer Hale: Janette
Dan Green: NME head
James Wickline: Bill Straitman
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob, Taylor Richardson
Jamie Kellner: Himself
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Howard Stern: Howard CullBrap
Vin Diesel: Jackhammer
Triple H: Roughhouse
Robert Dougherty: Himself
Jennifer Darling: Princess Ayeka Jurai
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There. The story finally done. Now all R6 has to do is correct a few things (it is story so let him deal with it) and send it to Fanfiction.net. This story is long wasn't it?
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That is so good! You are totally challenging Robert in the voice-acting department, you with the DeDeDe voice, Robert with the Mojo Jojo voice. Anyway, so far, so good. I can't wait for the next part, and when you put this up in Fanfiction.net. Don't forget to give me credit.