[and they continue to play. Fade to 90 minutes later,]
Charity: In a galaxy far, far away...
[as the floor is back to normal, the furniture is back in place, and Loud and Charity are talking on the couch in front of the TV) Charity: Well, you said]
Pule: Crud!
[there was a first time for everything, apparently that theory decided to take a day off today.]
Toast: Like Ferris Bueller.
[Loud: Yeah, yeah, just don't tell anyone]
Loud: TOO LATE!
[you beat me, I had a bad enough reputation]
Charity: Yeah right.
[as it it. Charity: This isn't the time to worry about]
Toast: Gene returning.
[that, here we are having a good time and we don't need]
Pule: Taxes.
[any memories of the horrible past]
Pule: Especially 911.
[to destroy it. Loud: You're right,]
Loud: NOT!
[this is probably the most comforting time I've had in a while, first that game]
Charity: Not the Big Game, I hope.
[and now sitting here having a witty conversation,]
Toast: With Mary.
[thanks]
Toast: For all the fish, dude.
[for locking yourself out so this could happen. Charity: Well speaking of which,]
Pule: A witch??? Where???
[those guys will be here soon,]
Loud: WHO? THE TOUCH-TONE TERRORISTS?
[is there anything else to do before then? Loud: Well, we may as well watch some tapes from]
Toast: Crank Yankers, dude.
[our episodes. Maybe with luck we'll be seeing some of the good time we had before]
Charity: The comments by Lydia Karaoke.
[the bad came through. (Goes through a library]
Pule: And making sure he has his card.
[of tapes ) I never label these tapes]
Charity: Well, you should, Loud.
[because I want to be surprised]
Toast: Happy Birthday to you.
[on which episode it is, let's hope it's a good one. (He puts in a tape]
Loud: AND THE VCR ATE IT.
[and sits down. The clip shown is from the North America epiasode with Loud and Lucky Bob) Loud: (On the T.V and singing) GIRLS ARE MADE OF]
Pule: Soup.
[GREASY GRIMEY GOPHER GUTS...(Loud panics at hearing this and turns off the tape in a hurry) Loud: (Back at the house)]
Charity: What? Did he left and just came back?
[Oh, I'm sorry for airing that.]
Toast: Didn't Congress banned airing it? Dude, what the heck is going on?!
[Pant, after all that's happened, I can't believe]
Loud: THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD.
[that was me who said that.]
Pule: That's what he think. It's actually Fred Savage.
[Charity: It's a little bit hard to believe that all the stuff done by you before was done by you as well.]
Charity: Said the spider to the fly.
[Loud: (Panicked) Maybe we should read something instead. (He takes out a scrapbook.]
Toast: Dude, here comes the bad parts.
[In it there are pictures of]
Loud: TOM RUEGGER?
Charity: Sandra Bullock?
Toast: Jar Jar Binks?
Pule: That guy from the Friday the 13th movies?
[everyone on the show. Every single picture that has Loud in it has him screaming or has people reacting to]
Charity: The April Fools episode of South Park.
[his screaming. Loud looks hard at these images of himself and his mood]
Pule: Is he...
Charity: Wrong mood, Pule.
[begins to dampen. Another lighting bolt is heard]
Toast: Dude, does lighting strikes in the same place?
[and suddenly imaginary heards begin to spin around Loud, the first two are the heads of Larry King and Ted Koppel,]
Pule: (Koppel) What? Oh you again? Isn't there anything else in this city to bother?
[the last three are heads of angry citizens) King: Gene Burrows deserved life in jail, but in that regard the one who turned him into a maniac should get the same sentence.]
Loud: WHO? PINKY AND THE BRAIN?
[Are you listening, Loud Kiddington?]
Charity: No, I am waiting for Kato to call and bother you.
[Koppel: Everyone is blaming Mr. Burrows for what happened, but Loud Kiddington is getting a good amount of]
Pule: Cash.
[blame and I'm quite proud that everyone realizes his role in one of the centuries darkest chapters!]
Toast: (Koppel) Next, the beating up of King Arthur for lying to the public.
[Angry Man: In my opinion,]
Loud: BATMAN AND ROBIN SHOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!
[Gene Burrows is a man who didn't deserve his fate. Loud Kiddington is the one that]
Loud: DEFEATED HIM.
[drove him crazy, and he deserves]
Charity: Me.
[every bad word and slanderous remark said to him! Angry Woman: That idiotic tour guide]
Toast: Dudette, lay off Miss Info, okay?
[said that Loud is a nice guy beneath that voice,]
Pule: She got that right.
[but anyone that loud and anyone who drove us all to insanity obviously doesn't have any good qualities and never will!!]
Pule: D'oh!
Charity: Obviously, your opinion was wrong, Pule.
[Angry Man 2: If the chance to destroy]
Toast: Saddam Hussein.
[a person's voice could be allowed, Loud is the very person who deserves such a fate!]
Charity: But how Loud would love me then?
[That voice is a poison, and anyone willing to be the cure]
Loud: ROBERT SMITH?
[will be quite loved by me! (The heads swirl around repeating their insults until Loud screams in agony)]
Pule: Ahh! I'm a man!
[Charity: Loud, are you all right? Loud: NO!]
Toast: (Charity) Okay, I'm just asking!
[I'M AN IDIOT! (Growls and looks at the photos again) My goodness, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF?! AND TO EVERYONE ELSE! Charity: You? You didn't do anything.]
Charity: Except help saved the day.
[Loud: Didn't I?]
Loud: DIDN'T I WHAT?! MAKE SENSE, ROBERT!
[Look at these photos!]
Loud: NO!
[And think of all that everyone's said about me and all I did during the show. Ugh,]
Charity: What? You're a cave man, all of the sudden?
[you know, these clips and pictures must make me seem like the most obnoxious and rudest kid in the world!]
Toast: Well, except for David Spade.
[I'm far from that, I try to be as nice as I can considering my problem,]
Pule: He is a drug addict?
[but this stuff and the people's comments make it look like I try to be so abrasive!]
Loud: MADE-UP WORD ALERT!
[Loud: You know that's not true, and so do I. Loud: But that doesn't fix]
Toast: My guitar, dude.
[all I've done. Look, before Gene Burrows went insane,]
Charity: His name was Slim Berry.
[he was brilliant,]
Pule: He isn't that brilliant.
[successful,]
Loud: HA!
[and a good guy. Because of me, he went insane and became the madman we know and hate,]
Charity: That's Stalin's job.
[and because of that he's in jail for the rest of his life.]
Toast: Which will be proven wrong, believe me.
[His life is in ruins,]
Pule: The Aztec ruins?
[he's criminally insane, and it's all my fault! Charity: That's not true, I mean he let himself be distracted by you, it's partially his fault too. Loud: It would be all to easy]
Loud: THE E-READER, OF COURSE.
[to blame him. Before this all happened I was afraid]
Pule: Of the dark.
[to show you my good side because by then]
Charity: The world would blow up.
[my voice had gotten such a bad reputation, I thought]
Loud: CHARITY, YOU ARE HOT!
(Charity blushes)
[you'd only think my niceness was an act. But now I realize how stupid]
Pule: Carrot Top is.
[and inexcusable that is! If I had shown that side more often, Gene might never have become evil and none of this would have happened and our lives would be happy instead of ruined!! No one's to blame for that but me! And...I don't even know why I was so compelled to yell so much in the first place!!]
Toast: Say Loud, did you ever figured out why you yell in the first place?
Loud: I don't know. I keep having dreams about why, but I never understand.
Charity: Don't worry, Loud. You might someday.
(Loud and Charity kissed and return to watching the movie)
[(Begins to break down and sob a bit) I've ruined everything.]
[(He continues to sob. Charity looks at him for a while,]
Toast: Then kiss him, dude.
[then after a few seconds get a determined look on her face) Charity: (To herself) I can't stand by while this is happening.]
Loud: THEN GET OUT OF THE MOVIE!
[I won't let him take the blame for something that wasn't his fault. (To Loud in a soothing voice)]
Pule: More like seducing voice.
Charity: Shut up.
[Loud, don't say that. You're speaking about yourself as if you're the worst person on Earth.]
Loud: THAT'S BIN LADEN'S JOB!
[That couldn't be farther from the truth. Loud: (Shaken) This sounds like you're going to say the exact same stuff Miss Info's been saying everytime I do this.]
Charity: You know, I never did explain why I sounded like her.
Loud: ME EITHER.
[Though I admire her attempts,]
Toast: At what? Tennis?
[it obviously hasn't worked enough. Charity: Well let's see if I can do better. Let me start by saying that]
Pule: She loves you.
[one reason you shouldn't blame yourself is because all this is also our fault too. Loud: What? That's preposterous,]
Toast: We never met! Oops...wrong movie.
[you guys didn't do anything!]
Loud: EXCEPT WATCH THIS STUPID MOVIE.
[Charity: Yes we did. We didn't have the insight and we didn't even try to get past]
Pule: That level on the Simpsons game.
[your image as a loudmouth to look down beneath that image to see your good side until it was almost too late.]
Charity: The French overthrew the regime.
[Loud: But despite that image,]
Pule: (Loud) I am still cute.
[you still managed to tolerate me during our time together. Charity: I think most of us]
Toast: Were in the background for a while.
[were only with you because you were a co-star and we had to put up with you.]
Loud: HEY!
Charity: I am joking, dear.
[I'm not sure how many of us]
Pule: Seen the movie "Titanic".
[were with you because we really cared about you. Loud: If you're trying to make me feel better,]
Loud: IT IS WORKING!
[so far it's not helping.]
Toast: Adam Sandler.
[Though that last statement probably is true. Charity: That's not what I'm getting at, I'm saying that]
Charity: I love you.
[if we looked down beneath your]
Toast: Shorts.
[loud exterior before the marathon, we could have prevented all this.]
Pule: Including this movie.
[And it's our own fault for not doing so and probably not even trying, so this is our fault for thinking along with Gene that you were merely loud, Loud.]
Loud: IT MAKE SENSE TO ME!
Pule: Heh, loud Loud. That sounds funny.
[Loud: And...what about you?]
Charity: What about me?
[Charity: Me? Loud it may surprise you, but I knew that you were a nice guy long before it happened.]
Toast: Yeah, remember the "First Day We Met" story?
[Do you know how I was able to initially figure that out? Loud: How?]
Loud: I AM NOT AN INDIAN!
[Charity: Because of your mouth. Loud: (Slowly) Have you flipped?!]
Toast: The coin?
[My mouth is the reason this all happened, how could you tell]
Pule: Some guy named Bob.
[from that?! Charity: No, I mean I didn't figure it out from the yelling, but more from what it was doing when it wasn't yelling.]
Charity: Oh yeah. The kissing.
[Loud: (Chuckles) Okay, now I'm confused.]
Loud: MY NAME IS LOUD, NOT CONFUSED!
[Charity: See? You're smiling. And that's what you were always doing when not yelling. You were always so cheerful]
Toast: Except when watching Bambi.
[and always had a pleasant disposition. Anyone with those qualities can't possibly be all bad.]
Pule: Except for Butters.
[Loud: That's exactly what Miss Info said to me that day. Did she put you up to this? Charity: I'm on the level.]
Loud: LEVEL 8!
[And on top of that]
Toast: The Empire State Building.
[I didn't seen any other faults from you other than the voice. Miss Info has told us]
Pule: Y'all.
[about your goodness a lot lately and you know what?]
Charity: The Muppet Show is next.
[I believe her. Loud, you are a very nice, kind, considerate person, if you weren't,]
Toast: Then we got a problem.
[you wouldn't have helped Miss Info so much on that dark day,]
Charity: September 11.
[and you certainly wouldn't have let me stay here]
Loud: I WAS HOPING SHE WOULD STAY PERMANENTLY!
[to ride out]
Pule: Is there a horse in here?
[this storm.]
Toast: Like Peco Bill.
[This is basically the same message from]
Loud: MY ANSWERING MACHINE.
[before, but with different reasons. Loud: Do, do you really believe all of that?]
Charity: That Kroger's are making new coupons?
[(She nods) Wow, that almost makes it better. You're only the second person that ever told me these kind of things.]
Toast: Reverend Karras is the third and JusSonic is the fourth.
[Thank you, thank you very much. Charity: You don't need to thank me,]
Pule: (Dr. Hibbert) Thank the knife.
[I'm just saying that truth that's all. I'm just sorry I never said this stuff earlier,]
Charity: This stuff earlier. There, I said it now.
[maybe if I did it could have made a difference. Loud: It probably wouldn't have, but I'm glad]
Loud: YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND.
[you chose now to tell me. (Charity begins to speak but Loud interrupts)]
Toast: Hey!
[Ah ah,]
Pule: You aren't hurting me tonight.
[I know what you're going to say,]
Charity: I'm not happy.
["It's quite ironic that]
Loud: GENE BURROWS IS REALLY SLIM BERRY.
[I was able to cheer you up when I can't even cheer myself up" right?]
Toast: Sometimes I like to put a bullet in Nixon's head.
[I just realized another truth.]
Pule: The Powerpuff Girls are better than Dexter.
[We seem like such opposites]
Charity: I am a girl, he is a boy.
[cause I always smile and you're so depressed,]
Charity: Not really. I smiled sometimes.
[but we're actually the same.]
Pule: Is he...
Others: No, Pule!
[We both have flaws, I have my voice and you have your depression, but beyond that]
Toast: You're on your own.
Charity: Another ref to one of the movies MST3K made fun of.
[we're both nice people. You wouldn't have cheered me up if you weren't.]
Charity: Oh, I do more than cheered him up all right. Heh heh heh.
Loud: (gulps)
[You're depressed, but you're nice and caring and good to be with]
Pule: Darn right she is, though not as good as Susanna though.
[just like you say I am. And you do know I wouldn't have taken you out of the storm if I didn't care.]
Toast: Dude, that's my line!
[Charity: You wouldn't have?]
Loud: WOULDN'T HAVE WHAT?! MAKE SENSE, PEOPLE!
[Loud: Sure, this is exactly what friends are for,]
Charity: To annoy people.
[and I've always considered you a friend.]
Loud: AND MORE!
[Charity: I refer you to the same statement as to my feelings for you.]
Pule: She realized that already?
[(They both laugh heartily.]
Toast: Talk, drink, and be merried!
[Fade now to a half hour later, as Loud and Charity are talking again and looking cheery) (They both laugh heartily. Fade now to a half hour later, as Loud and Charity are talking again and looking cheery)]
Charity: Didn't we already seen this?
[Loud: But in any case, it's hard to explain,]
Pule: The hangnail on my foot.
[but somehow it is pretty to see that through]
Loud: THE LOOKING GLASS.
[that depressed look and disposition,]
Toast: Huh?
[you're a really kind and polite girl. Besides, you rarely ever]
Pule: Touch me.
Others: Pule!
Pule: Jeez!
[acted sarcastic or rude to me because of]
Loud: ADAM SANDLER!
Charity: Well, that's something new to make fun of.
[my yelling unlike most of the others,]
Toast: Dude, I do not!
[except for for those bits in the Rosa Parks sketch that thankfully never aired.]
All: Too late.
[Charity: Well I'm just glad that I had the chance to reinforce]
Pule: That window.
[your opinion of me today with my little pep talk.]
Toast: Pep pep. Pep pep pep. Pep pep...
Charity: Okay, enough.
[Loud: It is almost fitting]
Loud: IN THAT COAT.
[that it was you, because for the last few weeks]
Charity: Celebrities keep getting killed on "Celebrity Deathmatch".
[I've been able to see what it's like to be you,]
Pule: Unless he is wearing her clothes.
[since I was so sad and depressed]
Toast: He is sad that MST3K got canceled.
[before you came over. Charity: But remember]
Charity: I lived across the street.
[how you used to be before the marathon, being happy when you were't yelling? Over thest last few hours I figured out]
Loud: THAT COLONEL MUSTARD KILLED MR. GREEN IN THE STUDY WITH THE KNIFE!
[what it was like to be that kind of person, because I've really enjoyed talking to you today. Loud: So have I,]
Pule: Not!
[you've certainly given me some time]
Toast: Not Father Time, I hope.
[until the next reminder of the marathon. Thank you again for being locked out. (Just then]
Loud: THE WORLD BLEW UP!
Charity: Not again.
[a car horn is heard.]
Toast: Honk if you like Histeria!
[They both go to open the front door to see two men in a truck labeld "Alternative Key Company")]
Pule: Hmmm, I know Jack Tripper is going to be in this.
[Man: Hey, where's that kid who called us?]
Charity: Right here watching this movie.
[Charity: (Calling out) I'm right here. Thanks for coming.]
Loud: MY TOILET IS CLOGGED UP!
[Man 2: (Noticing Loud: AHHHH!]
Toast: Real Monsters, dude!
[It's that loud kid! Claude, let's get out of here or he'll destroy our ears!]
Pule: Oh like you are any better.
[CHarity: You can do that after you open my door.]
Loud: TO ME, I CAN OPEN CHARITY'S DOOR ANYTIME, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Charity: Oh brother.
[Man 2: Fine.]
Toast: Fine us what? Two hundred dollars?
[(Goes over to Charity's door, turns the doorknob with a key and opens it)]
Pule: I hope he isn't going to rob the place.
[All right, let's...(he's cut off as Claude drives away in a big hurry) go?]
Charity: Well, use my bathroom.
[Hey, wait! I don't want to be like all our customers,]
Loud: GET IN A STORM AND TALK TO ME?
[come back here!! (He runs after the car) Charity: Well, I guess I'd better go. Loud: I guess so. (They look at each other strangely, unsure on how to part)]
Pule: Parting is just a sweet sorrow.
[Charity: Well, thanks for everything, I had quite a time. Good night Loud. (Loud looks thoughtful, then his face brightens]
Toast: Like a light bulb.
[He then takes Charity's hand and kisses it)]
Loud: TODAY I KISS CHARITY IN A NEW WAY!
(He kisses Charity on the lips. She blushes.)
Charity: Thanks.
[Loud: Good night Charity. Charity: Well, that move was surprising, but, like you, very sweet.]
[(She leaves the house and quickly goes into hers. Loud looks at her go with a wide smile, and then closes door. Cut back to the]
Toast: House of Mouse.
[Long Beach prison, where for once it's not raining. The guard is walking down the row of cells) Guard: Cell 11,]
Pule: Your order is ready.
[lights out! (The lights go out on a cell to the guards right)]
Loud: GUARDS RIGHT? THERE ARE MORE GUARDS THERE NOW?
[Cell 12, lights out! (The lights go out on the cell next to the last one) Cell 13,]
Charity: That's an unlucky number for Gene.
[lights out! (Pause) Hey Doc, lights out!]
Pule: Or I'll kill you.
[(They go out)]
Toast: Gene must have knocked himself out, dude.
[Thank you. (He walks out of view. Just then a small light goes on inside Gene's cell.]
Loud: (Guard) HEY! I SAID LIGHTS OUT! NOW I WILL HAVE TO USE MACE!
[He is holding a small]
Charity: I wouldn't.
[flashlight.]
Charity: Phew.
[He looks over and sees that all the other inmates are sleeping)]
Loud: EXCEPT FOR CHARLES MANSON.
[Gene: (Very quiet) Heh heh. And now it's time to commence phase 1 of my plan, the great escape.]
Pule: Is he going to Florida?
[(He pulls out a remote control from his pocket. He continues to talk as we cut to inside Gene's old house, now completely deserted) Gene: I'm quite lucky]
Toast: (Gene) My death will be quick.
[I was able to build this device on top of]
Charity: The World Trade Center, which is now gone.
[all the others I built during those 8 months.]
Loud: I THOUGHT HE WAS IN PRISON FOR 3, MAYBE 4 MONTHS.
[Designed to provide an escape from prison]
Toast: And Children's Palace.
[on the off chance I failed and was taken away. Well now the off chance isn't so off anymore,]
Charity: That joke doesn't make any sense.
[but now,]
Pule: The rest of the story.
[as always (now we see a small door open on a wall,]
Charity: Loud, don't you dare.
Loud: WHAT?
[and what comes out is a walking tool box with small metallic arms) I'm ready to play my ace]
Toast: Who? The green guy from "Powerpuff Girls"?
[in the hole,]
Pule: With fire in it.
Toast: Huh?
Pule: You know. Fire in the hole!
Toast: Oh. Good one, dude!
Pule: Thanks.
[quite literally. (The box goes outside, then with it's arms,]
Charity: It tap dance.
[begins to dig a hole and go underground.]
Loud: AND END UP IN "THE MOLE PEOPLE" WORLD.
[Fade to later as Gene is looking underneath his bed,]
Charity: For what? Monsters?
[then a small metal arm comes out and the box comes to the surface) Gene: The only reason I didn't use this earlier was because]
Toast: (Gene) I am an idiot, dude.
[I was busy thinking of a plan for vengeance.]
Pule: Starring Bruce Willis.
[Now my plan is ready to go and with the show gone,]
Charity: I am not happy.
[Loud, Miss Info, and]
Pule: Joe.
[Harry will be perfectly weak, vulnerable, and ready for destruction.]
Loud: HA!
[And the contents in this box will make those prison fools think]
Toast: What a dope.
[I'm still here, that is, until it's too late. By this time tomorrow]
Pule: (Leon from "Midnight Madness") Everyone of them will be "dying" to play.
[I will be a free man,]
Toast: Does this mean he keeps the money?
Loud: (laughs) OH RIGHT! GOOD ONE, TOAST!
[and then...the hunt will begin again.]
Charity: For Bigfoot.
[Looks out at the city from the window again and chuckles to himself) (Fade to the next day at Loud's house. He's looking much]
Pule: Louder.
[happier than before)]
Toast: You mean he wasn't???
[Fetch: Well, this is an image of you I didn't]
Loud: LIKE.
[think I'd see again. You actually look happy. Loud: I guess Charity's words of comfort really helped me. This is probably the best mood I've been in since]
Charity: (One of the announcers from "South Park") The last James Bond movie.
Toast (Other announcer): Dude, that's not cool! You are going to get us in trouble again!
Charity: (First announcer) Oh sorry, sorry!
[it happened. And I know just how to take advantage of it.]
All: Eeew!
Toast: Dude!
[(He goes to a phone)]
Pule: He better dial 1-800-Collect.
[Fetch: Are you gonna call your new dearest "friend"]
Charity: Lover, I hope.
[Charity? Loud: Sheesh, I have a good time with a girl]
Loud: OH YEAH!
[and you act like I'm getting married.]
Charity: Oh, I hope so. To me, I also hope.
[Besides I don't even know her number.]
Toast: 11?
Charity: That's age number, not phone number.
[And I already had another dear friend in mind.]
Pule: Who? Norm MacDonald?
[(Cut now to a living room. It has a red rug, red walls, and the trademark couch, plus a small TV.]
Toast: Wait, I thought Miss Info lives in a crystal palace in the studio. Where all this come from?
Charity: Ah, robert is putting in plot holes big enough to put Cartman in.
Pule: You know, I never did know how you guys got the money to moved back.
Loud: ANOTHER STORY I WILL TELL YOU ONE DAY, PULE.
[A phone is ringing nearby. The owner of that phone and of this room,]
Pule: That old guy from "The Deadly Bees?"
Miss Info, picks it up)]
Charity: She will hang up and listen.
[Miss Info: Hello, who is this? Loud: (On the phone) I'll give you exactly three]
Loud: WISHES.
[guess, but]
Toast: The first two don't count.
[I think you'll only need one. Miss Info: Loud! I figured you'd call here at some point wanting to speak to me. Loud: Correct,]
Charity: You win a cookie.
[but I didn't want to until I was in a good enough mood. Today I'm in quite a good one. Miss Info: Well that's great, what cheered you up? Loud: Let's just say]
Loud: I AM DR. SMITH.
[another one of my friends helped out quite a bit. Anyway, have you noticed that it's so bright and sunny today? Miss Info: Yes, you'd never think]
Pule: Adam Sandler is going to be in an animated movie.
[that there was such a storm from yesterday. Loud: Well anyway, since it's so nice out and since I'm cheerful again I've decided to take advantage of it and so]
[Would you like to join me? Miss Info: Why, I'd love to,]
Charity: (Miss Info) But I got a date with Mr. Smartypants so I can't.
[that's a great idea! And you don't need to worry about what to pack for me.]
Loud: I AM NOT INTERESTED AT ALL!
[Just tell me what foods you like and I'll combine them with things I like]
Toast: Peanut and ketchup? How totally bizarre!
[and we'll be all set! Loud: Well that doesn't sound like the kind of]
Charity: Food.
[idea that would be said by the idiot]
Loud: HEY!
[everyone says you are, further proving just how]
Pule: Annoying this movie is.
[wrong they are. Miss Info: Do you ever get tired of praising me?]
Toast: No.
[Loud: Well you give me lots of opportunities. (They laugh. Fade to later as Miss Info knocks on Loud's door]
Loud: THREE'S COMPANY TOO!
[with a picnic basket in her hand.]
Pule: Better hope they look out for Yogi Bear.
[Loud opens the door) Miss Info: Well hello there, little buddy. Loud: Hey, I'm Loud, Not Bob Denver.]
Toast: And you're not Alan Hale.
[(The laugh again)]
Loud: THE WHAT?! YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!
Charity: Already?
Loud: NO, THAT IS JUST AN IMPRESSION.
[Well, let's get this party started.]
Pule: I thought they were eating lunch, not starting a party.
Toast: Another impression, Pule dude.
[Miss Info: I thought this was a picnic lunch.]
Pule: That's what I said.
[(Nevertheless, they walk down the street to head for the park) Miss Info: Boy, there's lot of hustle and bustle here today.]
Charity: For the new Harry Potter movie.
[I guess they're all repairing the damage from the storm, if any.]
Toast: Nah, they are just going to bars.
[Loud: Yeah, it's quite hard to believe that 2 months ago]
Loud: HEY ARNOLD HAD A MOVIE!
[these people were all locked in their houses, pawns in Gene's mad]
Charity: Mad, I tell ya!
[game of revenge. Miss Info: I think I speak for both of us]
Pule: Why? Loud lost hus voice?
[when I say that the only good thing that came out of]
Toast: Canada.
[that was that we were able to form the close friendship we have now. Loud: Speaking of which, do you find it a bit unusual that]
Charity: Jerry Lewis is still alive.
[we're able to support each other and have this good friendship despite the fact you're a decade older than me?]
Loud: SO MISS INFO IS 50 AND I AM 30?
[Miss Info: Actually, it's only a bit more]
Toast: Older than that.
[than a decade and a half,]
Pule: Starring Burt Reynolds.
[but to answer the question,]
Loud: SHUT UP!
[it's not unusual, right now we're living in a very strange time and events.]
Charity: The No-Parking Zone.
[It's actually fitting. (They then get to the park. A sign overhead says]
Toast: We're closed!
["Burbank park and outside hotel")]
Pule: So everyone is sleeping outside?
[Loud: What the? (Growls) D'OH!]
Charity: Homer Simpson in his early years.
[I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT GREEDY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS]
Loud: ALONG WITH TED KENNEDY.
[BOUGHT THIS PARK AND TURNED IT INTO A OUTSIDE HOTEL WHERE YOU HAVE TO MAKE RESERVATIONS AND BE PLACED IN A SPECIFIC AREA TO GET IN!! (The people in the park]
Pule: Passed out.
[and stare at hearing him) Miss Info: Don't worry,]
Charity: You'll get me.
[even I knew that, and brought the $20 needed to get in, $10 for each of us.]
Pule: Time a minute.
[Man: Well, that's one more thing than you've ever remembered! (Others grumble approval) Miss Info: Oh come on,]
Toast: Pokemon isn't that stupid!
[I would have figured by now you'd find something else to be bitter about.]
Loud: LIKE THE NEW ADAM SANDLER MOVIE.
[Woman: Nothing yet, so we're still stuck on you, you simpleton!]
Toast: I thought Elmyra is a simpleton.
[Miss Info: I don't know what that means,]
Loud: IT MEANS SOMEONE WHO IS VERY STUPID.
Charity: Thank you, Loud.
Loud: NO PROBLEM, BABE!
[but I know that's an insult!]
Pule: Oh yeah?! Well **** you mother-******! Kiss my ******* *****! Ha! My insult outweighs yours!
[Loud: Come on, let's not get into an argument here.]
Toast: Too late.
[Man: Yeah, I wouldn't want my ears destoyrd by a loud mouthed annoying brat, would any of you?]
Loud: I WILL IGNORED THAT COMMENT, THANK YOU.
[Miss Info: That's it, no one insults my friend]
Charity: Except Sammy but only R6 insults him.
[like that!! (They all begins to trade insults]
Toast: For cash.
[at one another. Loud tries to calm MIss Info down while she's arguing. Suddenly, the sound of three whistle blows are heard,]
Pule: Lunch break!
[interrupting their arguing. They all turn around and see who did it.]
All: Gross!
[It's a man dressed in a black suit with large beady eyes, thinning hair, and a very angry look on his face.]
Charity: Here is another person who's number 2 of people I don't liked.
Pule: Who?
Loud: Vincent Morre. The man who helped Gene almost destroyed us and the first villain who found out we love each other and told on us to Gene.
Toast: Thanks for the history lesson, dude.
Loud: Your welcome.
[He comes up to Loud and Miss Info, the deep frown never leaves his face.]
Toast: Dude, I heard of something wearing a smile, but this is ridiculous!
[When he speaks,]
Pule: Everyone shuts up and listen.
[his voice resembles that of Peter Lorre,]
Pule: Who is that? The guy from "Casablanca?"
[more like the Lorre voice used for Edgar Allen Poe]
Charity: Except without The Raven.
[in the Superwriters episode, not Dr. Scratchansniff's]
Loud: THAT'S DR. SCRATCHENSNIFF, THANK YOU.
[awful impersonation) Man: So,]
Toast: Dude, I never sew.
[the ruiners of many peoples]
Pule: That's people's, Vincent.
[lives have come to bury more sand]
Charity: This is a beach?
[onto the grave of]
Loud: DALE EARNHARDT!
[our sanity.]
Loud: HA! LIKE YOU HAVE ANY, MORRE.
[I knew sooner or later this day would come. Loud: Uh oh, this guy looks like]
Charity: Edgar Allen Poe.
[one of the more bitter ones. Man: You'd better believe it, you little big mouthed brat.]
Charity: Like you are any better, Mr. Lorre!
[Boy, I've waited so long to say that. Miss Info: And who are you? Man: I am the head]
Pule: Did he...
Others: No, Pule.
[of this park/hotel, the manager if you will.]
Toast: I am not leaving him anything.
[You may call me...]
Loud: MR. HYDE!
[Mr. Morre. Miss Info: Did you say Mr. Lorre, like the actor?]
Charity: (Morre) No, Mr. Morre as in my name! Wake up!
[(Mr. Morre grabs her by the collar) Morre: (Bitter) I most certainly did not! I get that all too often,]
Pule: Credit cards?
[and I don't need it, especially from the person who is tied]
[who you are, no one talks to my friend that way! Miss Info: Look Mr...Morre, we just came here]
Pule: To get this story along.
[to have a nice lunch, could you please just let us come in here and do that?]
Loud: (Morre) NO!
[Morre: (Obviously faking remorse) Oh I'm sorry,]
Charity: Your number couldn't go through.
[we can't do that.]
Toast: Dave.
[You see, I mean]
Loud: DARN RIGHT YOU ARE!
[to run a peaceful park, and with you here,]
Pule: You need to go to a noisy park.
[it would upset the chances of that happening, and make me unhappy too.]
Charity: I don't doubt it.
[You wouldn't want to make even more people unhappy than you have already, would you? Loud: Oh, all that's an excuse because you just don't want us in here! Morre: You catch on fast.]
Toast: (Morre) Now, get out of here!
[The only way I can let you in here if someone vouches for you and pay an extra $20 to let you comes into their area. (Menacing) And there is]
Loud: CHARITY RIGHT NOW!
[absolutely no one here, who in their right minds]
Pule: Their minds are wrong?
[would possibily vouch for such infamous, undeserving, life ruiners like YOU TWO!!]
Charity: Hey, Loud is the only one who yells here, Morre.
[Voice: I'll vouch for them! (Morre turns around and sees Charity) Morre: Did I just go deaf,]
All: Yes.
[because I thought I heard you say you'd vouch for them. Charity: You heard right. And I know]
Loud: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
[you can't throw them out if I do that, because your employers are]
Toast: David Spade and Geoffrey Rush.
[government officials,]
Pule: The Circle?
[and they won't be happy if you refuse money. Here's the extra $20. (Gives him]
Charity: A kick in the groin.
[two $10 bills) Morre: If that wasn't true,]
Loud: WHICH IT IS.
[I'd throw you three out of here faster than you can say "Gene Burrows".]
All: Gene Burrows.
[But it's true so...(Growls) Go over to eat your lunch in the back of the park away from everyone.]
Toast: Including those who just came from a funeral.
[Now get out of my sight before I take yours, GO!]
Pule: And their off!
[(They go away. The other paying customers grumble angrily to themselves) Morre: SHUT UP!!]
Loud: IS HE NOSTRADAMUS ALL OF THE SUDDEN?
[I'm not happy either, but rules are rules! (He looks at Loud, Miss Info, and Charity from far away, growls to himself very threateningly]
Charity: (Morre's himself) I am going to kill you, Morre.
[and stomps away.]
Pule: I have a bad feeling he is going to do something horrible later on.
Charity: No kidding, Pule.
[Cut to later on as the three are sitting in a deserted area of the park) Miss Info: (To Charity) Well, I guess we should thank you for]
Toast: Having the courage for coming out in public.
[vouching for us back there. Loud: Guess?]
Loud: WHO?
[We should, that Morre guy was tough]
Charity: You are correct.
[and she stood up to him with accurate logic. Charity: You don't need to thank me,]
Toast: Okay, we won't.
[he was insulting you and you've already experienced too much of that. Loud: I'm not the least bit surprised,]
Loud: I AM A LOT SURPRISED!
[since she is the friend I told you about that cheered me up. I just wish I could think of something right now to thank you for all this.]
(Loud kisses Charity)
Loud: THERE, HOW'S THAT?
Charity: Pretty good, lover boy.
(Loud blushes at this)
[(Thinks a bit then brightens) Um, will you excuse me a bit,]
Pule: I let the stove on.
[I need to go to the little boys room. (He runs quickly) Miss Info: (Speaks once Loud is out of earshot) You should know]
Toast: That he loves you, dudette.
[that he made that up, I know what he's doing. He's picking]
Charity: On Joe Gecko.
[flowers from nearby for you. Charity: I pretty much came to that conclusion myself. Don't worry, I'll act surprised, and there won't be any problems for me]
Loud: NOT!
[in acting tough, because I am.]
Pule: Pretty.
[Miss Info: I'd really like]
Toast: Mr. Smartypants.
[to thank you myself]
Charity: More like thanking yourself.
Loud: HUH?
Charity: Ignore that.
[for helping him. I hope you came to your conclusions about himself yourself]
[long before you did. Actually before this happened]
Charity: Danielle B made "Pinky, Histeria, and the Brain".
[my feelings were only suspicions, but these last few months have proven that they were correct.]
Pule: Sir.
[Miss Info: Well I'm just glad there's someone who knows what I know about him. Charity: Yeah, like you said,]
Toast: Well I'm glad there's someone who knows what I know about him.
[he doesn't deserve to have all that's happened to him happen. (Looks and sees Loud coming back) And I think we're about to have that fact further proved to us. Loud: Well that boys room trip is complete, but before we move on,]
Loud: ANYONE WANTS SOME COOKIES?
[I'd like to announce my problem with finding a way to thank Charity for her help]
Charity: Not really.
[has been solved.]
Toast: On Unsolved Mysteries, dude.
[(He pulls out a batch of picked flowers that he was holding behind his back) There sadly wasn't enough time]
Pule: To cancel this movie.
[to buy you store flowers before you got suspicious,]
Loud: THE STORE OWNERS WOULDN'T LET ME IN!
[but in my opinion, you can't put a $10 price on]
Pule: Love.
[a way to show you're thankful, so these free ones will do.]
Toast: (Loud) I picked them from Martha Stewart's garden.
[Charity: (Taking the flowers) That they will. You know, if I had the kind of friends that are exactly like you, I]
Charity: Might be a redmeck.
[wouldn't be so depressed. Loud: Well, I just realized]
Loud: YOU ARE HOT!
(Charity blushes)
[I have an extra flower (pulls out one) so for that, I think it would go along great with]
Pule: Butter.
[your hair. (Puts the flower on her ear)]
Pule: And call it macaroni!
[I was right.]
Loud: SHUT UP!
[Miss Info: Watch out, Nosferatu!]
Charity: (Nostradamus) It is Nostradamus! I am a prophet, not a severe vampire! Shut up!
[(She laughs, though Loud and Charity look puzzled]
Toast: They looked confused at this film then we are.
[that she got the name wrong again, then shrug and laugh too.]
Pule: We are going to starve this winter.
[Fade to Gene's cell at night.]
Loud: FINALLY, THE REALLY ANNOYING CHARACTERS.
[He is sitting on his bed...but we pan]
Charity: In the kitchen.
[down to see that it is only a holographic image of him,]
Toast: Dude, didn't Christian Slater used something like that?
[as we can tell from the light behind him coming out of a metal box. The real Gene is under the bed near the hole]
Pule: (Baby Plucky) Geneie goes down the hole.
[his box dug earlier) Gene: (Quiet) Ah, my holographic image works like a charm.]
Loud: THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!
[These tools]
Charity: Gene is a tool.
[from the box worked better than I thought. And the best part is]
Pule: I get to annoy people further.
[(He touches the image)]
Toast: Dude, that is harassment, man!
[it is completely solid, unlike most holograms.]
Loud: LIKE WHOOPI GOLDBERG.
[It will do whatever I would do in any situation,]
Toast: Except go to the bathroom.
[and those fools won't realize I'm really gone until it is too late. (He begins to climb down the hole, barely fitting. Fade inside Gene's house as we see the other end of the hole,]
Charity: He dug all the way to China.
[and Gene comes out of it) Gene: (Happy) I'm home. I'm finally back in my beautiful home!]
Pule: I hate it already.
[(Looks around to see everything's gone)]
Loud: EXCEPT THE KITCHEN'S SINK!
[Blast! Just as I thought, the police must have took everything]
Charity: But the shirt on my back.
[since they deemed by stuff too dangerous to fall into the wrong hands a second time. No matter, all I need is one tool]
Toast: Sammy Melman.
[to begin Phase 2. (He goes to the small door, opens it and pulls out a computer) Gene: Ah, my beloved super computer still works. Now I just need to type in the address. (He types the address www.supergeniuses.com]
Loud: SAVING THE WORLD BEFORE BEDTIME!
[and a list shows up on the computer) Ah, here we are. A list of every genius and supergenius in the world.]
Toast: Well, except for Christopher Lloyd.
[I must get one of them to help me. (He scrools down the list of well known geniuses) Gene: hmm, I could get The Brain to hel[, all I'd need to do is say]
Pule: Wally Faust is dead.
[I'd like to help him rule the world. (Thinks) Nah, he's a bit too smart]
Pule: And handsome.
[and he'd figure my scheme out too easily. Hmm, I could get Tesla to help,]
Loud: YOU WOULD THINK AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME, HE WOULDA THINK BETTER.
[I'd just say my plan is to build a working model of the death ray, he'd fall for that! Nah, I'd probably get too creeped out by him,]
Charity: Smart move, Gene.
[I'd never accomplish anything]
Toast: If he did accomplish anything, that is.
[hounded by a scary guy. (Fade to later as Gene looks very annoyed) Gene: No, no, no!]
Pule: Is there an echo in here?
[Blast, none of these geniuses have the right tools]
Loud: EXCEPT DAVID SPADE BECAUSE HE IS A TOOL!
[to help and most of them would figure out my plans before they go off the ground! There must be one I can find! (He looks at the last name on the list, though we don't see it)]
Charity: I know what it is. It is Mr. Smartypants.
[My goodness, he fits all that I need perfectly, but...ugh!]
Pule: Gene is now Charlie Brown, who is a clown.
[I can't ask he help, he's a, a...]
Toast: Adam Sandler copycat.
[(Gene doesn't finish his sentence. He gets up and paces around the room) Gene: This is the most embarrassing moment of my life.]
Charity: The other moments?
[The only one who can help and he's a...ugh, I can't even say the word without being angry!]
Loud; THE WORD WITHOUT BEING ANGRY! THERE, I SAID IT FOR YOU!
[But I have no choice, I need to get in good with him so I can begin my plan. I guess I may as well book]
Pule: From the Library?
[a flight to his place of residence. (He goes over to a phone and dials a number)]
Toast: Unfortunatley, it is a party line, so it's always busy.
[Gene: Hello, this is]
Loud: NORM MACDONALD!
[Mr...Bean Turrows, and I want to book a flight to Washington D.C,]
[(Pause) 90 dollars?! But I haven't had any money for the last 2 months, I've been in...]
Charity: Prison.
[in the sewer]
Toast: With the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
[and in a coma.]
Pule: With Nick Diamond.
[Very weel, I'll send a check. And no, there are no alligators in the sewers,]
Loud: EXCEPT PAUL HOGAN.
[though I've always suspected snakes live there.]
Charity: You?
[Bye. (Hangs up) Very well, I just need one of my patented]
Toast: As if.
[counterfeit checks, the most accurate kind there is (Signs a counterfeit check) and I'm off]
Pule: With her head!
[to Washington. (Cut to an airport as a place lands on a runway. Passengers get off and go inside the airport, but we follow one wearing a trench coat and a hat over his head.]
Toast: Who? The Nerdlucks from "Space Jam"?
[He heads over to a sidewalk and lifts his hat a bit to reveal]
Loud: RICKY MARTIN!
[Gene's face) Gene: Taxi!]
Charity: With Danny DeVito.
[(A taxi comes and]
Pule: Runs him over.
[he gets in) All right, unless you don't speak English,]
Charity: Like Genki from "Monster Rancher".
[you'll understand me when I say take me to]
Toast: Your leader.
[this address! (Holds out a piece of paper)]
Loud: (taxi driver) THAT IS YOUR PHONE BILL, YOU IDIOT!
[Cab Driver: (Sounding like John Ratzenberger)]
Pule: The guest star on HNL?
Charity: Yes, Pule.
[Hey, you don't need to have a sterotypical view of me because I'm]
Loud: JOHN RATZENBERGER!
[a cab driver! Besides,]
Toast: I don't like you.
[the non speaking English drivers are mostly in]
Charity: Iraq.
[New York. Gene: Thank you for that bit of irrelevant information, now drive please.]
All: No!
[(The cab drives off, passing many of the city's monuments and buildings along the way) Cab Driver: (Admiring the famous buildings) Wow, everytime I see these things]
Pule: An angel gets her wings.
[I'm always impressed. Seeing such shining buildings of demoncracy like the White House, the Capital Building, the Washington Monument...]
Toast: The house where they tortured Adam Sandler, dude.
[Gene: (Interrupting) All right, I know what all these buildings are,]
Charity: Except that one.
[I don't need you to remind me, you're a cab driver, not]
Loud: JOHN RATZENBERGER!
[a tourist guide. Besides, I've had some rather bad experiences involving tourist guides]
Charity: (dryly) Oh, do tell.
[I don't want to get into.]
Toast: Don Knotts's house.
[Cab Driver: Ooh, here's an infamous little building. (They drive past]
Pule: Ted Kennedy's home.
[a familiar store) Gene: It's a confectionery store. Cab Driver: The same store where that evil government organization resided, remember?]
Loud: SO TED KENNEDY WORKS THERE?
[Luckily they were brought to justice or]
Toast: We woulda have more reruns of "Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain", dude.
[most of humantiy would have been destroyed. Gene: Would that be really a bad thing? True, many undeserving people would have perished, but like all things, there is a bright side.]
Charity: of the rainbow.
[There are many people on Earth who shouldn't be living]
Pule: Like Adam Sandler.
[and who should be dead,]
Pule: Like Adam Sandler.
[they would have likely killed most of these people.]
Loud: LIKE JAMIE KELLNER.
[Trust me,]
All: No.
[I know lots of people who fit into that category,]
Toast: Like Alan Hale.
[The good thing about genocide is]
Charity: It happens only once a year.
[that there are so many bad people out there]
Pule: Like Adam Sandler.
Charity: Okay, enough Pule.
[who get to die with you. Cab Driver: Um, okay you're creeping me out now.]
Toast: Dude.
[I think this is your stop. Gene: Well, it's about time.]
Loud: NO, IT IS ABOUT THE ATTACK ON WASHINGTON, NOT FATHER TIME.
[(He gets out) Hey, wait a minute, this isn't the exact (the cab drives off in a hurry) address?]
Charity: I have a lot of dresses.
[Well, at least the address isn't too far off. Now it's time for the only thing guaranteed to fool him,]
Pule: A Miss Info disguise?
[a total face lift]
Loud: LIKE JOAN RIVERS.
[and personality change.]
Toast: Like David Hicks.
[(He pulls out a mask)]
Charity: Great, a Scooby-Doo reference. I rather see a Powerpuff Girls reference!
[Otherwise known as]
Loud: PRINCE.
[a disguise that makes it look like I'm a nice guy. (He puts on the mask.]
Pule: Starring Jim Carrey.
[Now instead of having a head of jet black and a nasty look on his face, he looks completely]
Toast: Lame, dude.
[bald and has a far nicer expiression. He walks a block or two and stops in front of a tall, 3 story]
Charity: Little Red Riding Hood, the Three Pigs, and Cinderella.
[building. He takes a huge breath,]
Loud: HE NOWS HAS 3 SECONDS OF AIR! LET'S SEE HOW HE DOES!
[then walks up to door and knocks on it. It opens) Gene: (In a disguised voice a bit different from his usual one) Hello, I am a friendly, non descript scientist who you've never seen before.]
Toast: Yeah, well come in, butthead.
[And I in turn have never seen you before]
Charity: Except on TV.
[until right now. I have come to learn the finer arts of]
Pule: Showmanship.
[science from you, the brightest man on Earth. May I please come in?]
Loud: NO.
[Voice: (Shy and very familiar) Um, okay. (We see the person is none other than]
Charity: Some guy.
[Mr. Smartypants. Gene comes in) Gene: Thank you.]
[no grudge against you for the infamous marathon just because you're a Histerian. Smartypants: Thank you. That fear was the very reason I got away from Burbank]
Toast: That, and my landlord evicted me.
[to come here. I don't want to be known as]
Loud: RONALD.
[the pants guy on the most infamous show in history.]
Charity: I thought it was "Family Guy".
[Gene: Well, you are a pants guy,]
Toast: Pretty wild for a pants guy.
[but aside from that if you don't want to be known by your association with]
Loud: LOUIS B. RICHARDSON.
[the show, what do you seek]
Pule: Bologna.
[to be known for? Because whatever it is,]
Charity: It is lame.
[I'd like to help.]
Toast: Not!
[Smartypants: Well, I just want to be known for being the smart guy I am, and therefore]
Loud: I AM!
[I've decided to contribute to the scientific community by coming up with many cerations and inventions and such.]
Pule: I thought Graham invented the telephone.
[Let me show you some of my stuff.]
Toast: I hope Smartypants isn't a drug user.
[(They go into a lab, which is filled with]
Loud: FURNITURE.
[many impressive devices,]
Pule: They aren't that impressive.
[some even grander than Gene ever created) Gene: (In total awer) Wow, even I've been able to come up with this stuff, and I have an I.Q. of 178...uh I mean]
Toast: 0.
[180. Smartypants: But you said you wanted to learn things from me, if you have that much of an I.Q,]
Charity: I will to ask you to leave.
[there's not much left to learn. Gene: Well, in that case,]
Loud: I'LL LEAVE.
[I'll rephrase that]
Charity: In a form of a question.
[to say that I want to join forces with you. Think of it, two brilliant minds working together, with the right teamwork,]
Pule: We will rule the world!
[nothing could dstop us]
Toast: Now.
[from becoming world famous in a non infamous way. Just think of the possibilities.]
Charity: Who would want to?
[I know you're shy,]
Loud: MISS INFO KNOWS THAT.
[but I don't think you're mean enough to reject]
Loud: MY WORK FORM.
[a guy's dream. Smartypants: Well, I admit I do]
Toast: Like Miss Info.
[need help in some of my things, especially in this device. (He goes over to a large rod]
Charity: Who? Rod Stewart?
[not unlike a neuralizer) This is a device which I've had to question myself building. When you point it to a tool,]
Pule: Does he mean David Spade?
[it picks it up and if you want to put it on top of another, the tools]
Toast: Adam Sandler and Norm MacDonald.
[come together and...]
Loud: PROBABLY SCREWED IT UP.
[well to make a long story short,]
All: Too late.
[you can use it to build things. But I've been wondering if building something which will eliminate]
Pule: Don Rickles?
[the need to build things by hand is too efficient for our own good. Gene: (almost drooling]
Charity: Like Doofy Gilmore.
[at the device) Um, will you excuse me]
Loud: NO.
[please, I must use your bathroom. Smartypants: Of course, and before you ask, it's the third door to the left.]
Toast: And straight on till morning.
[(He quickly goes inside it) Gene: Quiet but very excited) Oh, thank you whoever's in charge up there,]
Loud: The Soultakers?
[someone likes me after all!]
Charity: Must be Satan.
[Now instead of taking months to build the thing I need for my plan,]
Pule: Darn.
[with the right tools]
Toast: The Goo Goo Dolls.
[it would take mere days! I'll have to thank him for building such a thing, maybe I'll even let him live,]
Loud: HA!
[but I make no promises. (He goes back intot he lab) Smartypants: Well, I've given your offer a lot of thought,]
Charity: Tell him no! Tell him he's an idiot!
[so I'll ask one final question]
Pule: Do I look cute?
[become I come to the decision I've been leaning towards.]
Toast: Dude, he should have use "before" instead.
[Sit down please. (He sits down]
Loud: NOW SIT UP AGAIN!
[and he hooks him up to a nearby lie detector)]
Charity: A V-Chip?
[Now, answer this question]
Pule: In a form of a answer.
[truthfully. Were you affected by Gene Burrows' marathon enough that you]
[a small metal bug to the bottom of the detector) I already answered that,]
Loud: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?
[but I'll again say, no, I hold no grudge against you, Loud, Miss Information, or any Histerian.]
Toast: Well except Chit but he doesn't count.
[Though I do pity that guy for going through what he did, I am not on his side. (A pleasant sound comes out of the detector.]
Charity: What would it make if he was lying?
[Gene quickly takes off the bug) Smartypants: You just told the truth. I'm glad, because I can't work with anyone]
Pule: Except for Christopher Lloyd.
[who was at one time or another on the side of that man.]
Loud: NOT EVEN VINCENT MORRE?
[Gene Burrows is a maniac]
Toast: Maniac!
[who deserved his fate of life in jail for what he did to us, and I hope he's rotting severely in there right now.]
Charity: Unfortunately, that is no longer the case.
[Gene: (Greatly forcing his pleasantness) Yes. I agree]
Loud: X GETS THE SQUARE!
[on at least some of your points, so since I'm not on his side, does that mean I'm in?]
All: No.
[Smartypants: um, yes. I'm right now in the process of building inventions and such that I hope to present to the government.]
Pule: Didn't Gene did something like that?
Others: Yep.
[With your help,]
Loud: WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!
[I can finish them,]
Charity: Mortal Kombat!
possibly improve on them, and then we can show the government how smart we are. Gene: (Reverting to his usual sinister voice) That sound like a capital idea, partner.]
Toast: Yeah, since that has a capital T in it, dude.
[Smartypants: By the way, I forgot to ask you your name, what is it?]
Loud: RICK MORANIS!
[Gene: Oh my name is, um...Dean]
Toast: Martin.
[Hackman, yes that's it, Dr. Dean Hackman. Smartypants: Well then I'll show you around some more and then we can get to work, Dean.]
Charity: Lunch hours is at 12:00.
[Gene: Good. I have the feeling that today will mark the beginning of a new era.]
Pule: I thought Episode III isn't out until the year 2005.
[(Smartypants walks away to another room. Gene then talks to himself) Yes, the beginning of a new era all right, a one day era of long awaited justice and vengeance.]
Loud: (Smartypants) I HEARD THAT!
[(He walks to the room where Smartypants went into,]
Toast: Uh, that is the bathroom, Gene.
[chuckling to himself) (Cut back to Charity's house. Loud comes up and knocks the door,]
Loud: DOWN?
[then Charity answers it)]
Charity: Hello, door.
Others: (chuckles)
[Charity: Loud, hello, I figured you'd drop by]
Pule: Parachute.
[here sooner or later. Loud: Thanks, but coming by here to see your place was not the main reason I came.]
Toast: You are.
[Can I come in? (Charity nods and he does come in) I need help urgently, and I didn't who else to turn to.]
Loud: HOW ABOUT TOM CRUISE?
[Charity: I thought Miss Info was usually the one you turn to for these things. Loud: Yes, but since this concerns her, this is an exception.]
Pule: (Loud) I have her knickers.
[Her birthday is in a few days, and I've run short of]
Toast: Cash.
[ideas on how to succeed in my plans for it. Charity: You don't know what to get her? Loud: No I do,]
Charity: We are getting married already?
(Loud blushes)
[but it's very expensive and I've run short of money to save. Here's a picture. (He shows her a picture of]
Charity: Don't you dare, Pule.
Pule: What?
[a gold megaphone) This is a 14 karat]
Loud: BUGS BUNNY LISTENING?
[megaphone, and it's worth quite a lot, only a few of these were ever made. You can see how this relates to her. I had]
Pule: To go to the bathroom! No, really! I gotta go.
Charity: Okay, let's go you guys.
(The heroes stand up and left the theater. We go through the door sequence again. QC back to the spaceship room. Toast, Loud, and Charity are there. Pule is in the bathroom right now)
Toast: Dude, that's long I can have in that theater!
Charity: I am surprised Loud didn't freak out from that movie.
Loud: If it was you I see in trouble, then I'd freaked. The good thing is, I didn't freak out from Gene's insults this time.
Toast: Well, get ready, dude. We had to review the whole thing.
(Pule came back)
Pule: Did I miss anything?
Loud: No. I was about to say, "We will be right back."