{Opens to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock" as we see a snow covered WB studio}
Singer:{V.O}Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell heck/For certain people that's just what they'll get.{We see the H! gang}This time, the villains, the best they have seen/are the best products of Disney.
{We now see the first villain mentioned}
Singer: Captain Hook, razor sharp, creep of the sea/Not alone by a shot.{View of the next villain}Hades, Lord of all the Underworld/and boy, his plans are hot!
{We see the last three villains}
Singer: A witch of the sea, a wizard and a fan of fur/Jafar, Ursula, and Cruella, grr!{View of all 5 villains together}They're all coming calling to our favorite gang, check! There's their jingle/there's their jingle/there's their jingle heck!!!
Hades: Great, we just had to come up to someplace where I can't even call my home by it's rightful name, that's just peachy, I must say. Oh well, the new residents of the old place should distract me from that little detail. Good, distraction done, boom, we're outta here, come on guys, we got business to take care of.
{The villains walk toward the WB studio as the trailer comes to an end}
Narrator: Disney's Jingle Heck. Coming to a Board near you this Christmas if certain mouse companies don't sue us bankrupt first.
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