{Opens with a view of the city skyline of....}

Narrator: The city...of Townsville, blah blah blah. A peace loving community, blah blah blah. Look, we're on a bit of a tight schedule today so let's cut right to the big battle.{Pause}Blah blah blah.

{With that we go to the streets of Townsville- which three small objects have crashed into. Those objects then get up because they're not actually objects- they're Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, a.k.a the Powerpuff Girls}

Buttercup: Great, why did Mojo have to pick today of all days to build a giant robot?!{On cue, we hear rumblings from the ground like drums}

Bubbles: Why's the ground shaking?{Gasps}Maybe it's a parade!{Gasps again}And right in Mojo's way! All right, that doo doo brained monkey's gone too far this time if he think he's gonna wreck something a s great as a parade!!

Blossom:{Voice of reason as always}Not yet, but we'd better stop him quick before he gets the chance to.

Voice: Once again I see no possible solution as to why you keep delaying the inevitable!

{The girls look up to see a giant robot shaped like a monkey, and exactly like the monkey who's controlling it. He then laughs a very long laugh from the controls which is a trademark of...}

Mojo Jojo: MWA HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! Give it up, you acursed Powerpuffs, this time you are about to fall short, be defeated, and flat out go down!! My robot which will turn every human in the world into water will not be denied!!

Buttercup: Mojo, you dummy, how are you gonna take over the world if everyone's too wet to worship you?!

Mojo: Wha?

Bubbles: Yeah, and can't you turn everyone into something pretty so they won't feel so bad about everything? Ooh, if they were crayons I'll bet they could really help you color up the place when it gets too dark.{Pause}Wait, am I still scared of the dark or not?

Mojo: Enough inane girlish stupidity, you have done nothing other than delay my victory!

Blossom:{V.O}Well, I think distracting you long enough for this to happen is just as good.

Mojo: Wh-

{Mojo stops as he sees that Blossom has flown to the top of the glass on his robot's head and broken it. She then pulls Mojo out of the robot and the remaining girls then shoot their X-Ray vision to destroy the machine}

Mojo: NO!! My machine, my glorious, not too wet to be brilliant machine!!! Curse you Powerpuffs, enjoy this now for the day that the punishing defeats for me end will come much sooner than you think!

Buttercup: Yeah, I guess that means we gotta enjoy this part all the more.

Mojo: Boy did I set that up all too well.

{Blossom throws Mojo in the air and the girls start pummling Mojo like always until they throw him right towards Townsville Jall}

Mojo:{Calling out as he is thrown in jail}CURSES!!!!!

Blossom: Well, there you go. Another day, another Mojo plan ending in incarseration. And since he's the last major criminal we've locked up today, you know what that means girls...

Girls: Time to start our vacation!!

{We now go outside of the girls's house as they and their father/creator, Professer Utonium, are packing up their car}

Buttercup: Oh boy, a whole weekend on vacation in big bad LA, there's my kind of way to spend a vacation!

Bubbles: Hey, wait a minute! Didn't we try this before and then we found out that Townsville had been destroyed for 50 years while we were gone?{Gasps}Now I have to, um, wait Blossom, what's that word for checking something 4 times?

Blossom:{Dry}Quadruple check.

Bubbles: Yeah, whatever that is I gotta do, I can't have my beautiful drawings and dolls torn apart with the town while we're gone!

Blossom: Bubbles, that won't happen this time. We made sure to lock up all of the criminals that could do something like that before we left, and even if they excaped, they'd be too busy celebrating that we're gone to actually make up some kind of plan, especially Mojo.

Professer: Good point, Blossom. But I think you'll have to repeat that again in a second.

Blossom: Why, it went over Buttercup's head?

Buttercup: You're just lucky I started the vacation in my head a few minutes ago.

{Before Blossom can answer, the tiny and clueless Mayor of Townsville runs into the scene looking very depressed}

Mayor: Oh girls, are you sure you really wanna go away for a whole weekend?

Blossom: We made sure to lock up all of the criminals that could something like that before we left, and even if they excaped, they'd be too busy celebrating that we're gone to actually make up some kind of plan, especially Mojo.{Smiles big}

Buttercup: I repeat my vacation starting line.

Mayor: But, but, but it's gonna be so boring around here without you being there to talk to! What am I gonna do all day?

Bubbles: Well, what do you usually do when we're not here, silly?

Mayor:{Sad}Wait for a monster to show up so I can call the hotline.

Blossom: Don't worry Mayor, if things get that bad you can just turn the Powerpuff signal on full blast- but be sure to ask for Ms Bellum's permission first since maybe she can open your pickle jar without you calling us.

Mayor: Pickles? Where, you got some as a goodbye present for me, oh how sweet!

Blossom: Anyway, I'm sure you two can make sure there's not much we have to clean up when we get back.

Mayor: You had me at pickles. Wait, there's a pickle cart scheduled to arrive at City Hall in an hour, what am I standing around watching you pack things up for? See you later girls, I gotta feed my hunger before I have to resort to biting the cart guy's big nose again!{Runs off}

Professer: Well in that case that quenches any last fear that it won't be business as sual while we're gone. Now, since the packing is done with, last one in the car is a rotten-{The girls are all in the car}

Bubbles:{Laughs}Sorry professer, I'm just happy that I'm not the rotten this time!{The Porfesser discards that, heads into his car and starts driving away}

Professer: Wave bye bye to the house girls.

Girls: Bye house!

Bubbles: Do you think the house will get too lonely without us, Professer?

Buttercup:{Anxious to shut Bubbles up}Say, isn't Octi getting a bit lonely under the car seat too?

Bubbles:{Picks up her toy octopus in a hurry}Oh Octi, I'll never leave you to face monsters under the car seats again!

Blossom: Well, now that we're just about settled in, I can read the newspaper in peace. It always helps to be aware of the most current situations in the world just in case something happens.

Buttercup: What's to be aware about, something bad happens, punch them out, case closed, simple as that.

Blossom:{Reading a paper}Hopefully there's some interesting stories here to distract me from responding to that.{Pause as she holds the paper over her head}Hey, this is a pretty good start. Sources say that Thaddeus Plotz, C.E.O of Warner Bros studios, is close to-

Loud:{V.O}SELLING?!{We now see that same paper being droped to reveal Loud and to reveal the new setting at the H! studio}PLOTZ IS SELLING THE STUDIO?!!

Sammy: Close to selling the studio, he's not quite done yet, at least give him that much.

Lydia: Start spilling Melman, and you can make it a successful spilling by saying it's one of Plotz's tricks or by telling me that the new boss likes clean television.

Sammy: I don't know, I just heard him during one of my spying missions saying that he heard a very big offer from a wealthy source.{Looks at R6}

R6: Hey, my money is a bit too tied up in certain things to get enough to satisfy Plotzie right about now.

Charity: Why don't we stop R6 before he has the chance to make whatever sick joke he has ready and think. Who could possibly have enough money to make Plotz sell this place?

JusSonic: I'm guessing it has more to do with avoiding certain animated characters insanity for good. It does sound like a good plan, but he should know by now that the Warners won't let him go that easy.

Aka: Um, we could stop talking before this takes up the whole day and interferes with certain plans I had with a certain someone, and then we could go into Thad's office and get some real answers, does that sound good?

Froggo: The plans with a certain someone part got me ready well before you finished. If that tiny jerk think he can stop those, he has another thing coming!

Miss Info: I hope it's not that painful since you know how mad Plotz can get after someone clobbers him!

{Cut to Thaddeus Plotz's office as he's eagerly talking on the phone}

Plotz: Now when you say a huge amount of money, are we talking 100 million huge or are we in the billions range?{The H! gang barges in}

Froggo: What evil are you planning that's getting in way of my plans of love?!

Aka: Ooh, I love it when he's all rightous, fight the power!

Plotz: Would you people luckly enough to be famous enough to still be allowed to live here go away, I'm closing a big deal.

Loud: So we've heard. I repeat my friend's question with less love sick fury, what evil plan is being hid by selling the studio?!

Plotz: Let me just put my new friend on the speaker and you'll see she's not offering anything close to evil.{Puts the phone down and operates the speaker}Yes, I figured out how to do that on the first try this time! Soon Warners, your chance to ruin my life by being my secertary's will be over for good!{Laughs}And it would make me a bit more happy to hear your final offer, new pal.

Voice:{Young and female}How does 1 billion dollars sound?

Plotz:{Struggling to speak}1 bill, 1 billi, 1 b-b-b-bill...

Voice: Just what I thought.{Pause}No Daddy, that's not too much, you can afford it. Yes, I know that means I won't get to buy the yacht for my birthday, but then you'll just have to make your employees work harder to fill that money gap, won't you?{Pause}Yes Daddy, I know I couldn't run a city that well, but this is a movie studio that makes awful movies and cartoons and I wanna make those things MY way, I want it, I want it, I want it!!!{One more pause}Oh thank you Daddy, you're the bestest Daddy in the whole world!

JusSonic: All right, Angelica Pickles is coming here! True, it'll be heck having to forfill all her egotistical demands, but that's the price you pay for meeting an idol, I guess!

Robert: No, that sounds like another whiny brat I've heard about.

Plotz: Whiny brat?! You watch what you're saying about the new C.E.O of Warner Brothers studios, mister...wait, who are you anyway? Oh, who cares, not me when I have 1 bill- 1 bill- 1 b-b-b- 1 billion dollars waiting!! Ooh, when's it coming?!

Voice: Look outside my studio.

{Plotz then runs outside followed by the Histerians. Whne they head out, they see a big box with a dollar sign on it, indicating clearly that's where Plotz's new money is}

Plotz: Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

R6:{To Smartypants}You know, I should start letting you take opportunities like this for girlfriend jokes, since after all, you surely have just as much fun in that area as I do.

Lydia: You are so lucky I'm feeling shocked enough to not give you a good bop on the head forr thinking I'm not that fun.

R6: Ooh, that's a new one.

JusSonic: Okay, congrats Plotzie, why don't you get the new pigtailed boss out here so we can thank her for making such a smart business move?

{Just then a helicopter flys into the scene and a hook from below hooks onto the box with Plotz's money}

Voice:{Same as on the phone}Okay lackey, after you bring that box of money to Plotz's house you can make a note to kepe that smart guy around!

{Someone small and unseen is seen jumping out of the copters and landing behind the box}

Plotz: Oh thank you my very best friend for this fabulous gift that was a real long time coming! Can I have at least a few seconds of gloating to your employees before I start swimming in money?

Sammy: Good, at least he'll give us that much. I mean, he already rubbed it in that I didn't have enough money to take over this place, he owes me some kind of gratitude.

Plotz: Actually, I can afford not to even more so now. So long, minimun wage losers!

{Plotz runs off laughing as the box is lifted in the air to reveal the network's new owner}

JusSonic: Hello- wait, what Angelica ripoff is that?!{We see someone who's not Angelica, but a curly red-brown haired brat named...}

Robert: ...wait, why do I always have to be the one to identity mystery characters lately? Oh well, I guess I can do one more.{Clears his throat}Princess! No wait, that didn't have enough drama, let me try again. PRINCESS!! Wait, that's a bit over the top, hold on, I got one more left in me-

Princess Morbucks: Quiet, new worthless employee!! And hello, other new worthless employees of the Princess empire!{The others pause, and then laugh}

Loud: So, the day when I brag I'm older than my boss has come sooner than I thought, I see!{Loud laughs some more and can barely stop laughing as Princess walks near him}

Princess: So, you're that big time hero kid the papers keep talking about once every mouth. At least that's what my servants tell me since I read nothing that doesn't have me on the front page.

Loud: Yep, heroing has been a good fallback job for me lately.

Princess: Good for you...even though it doesn't matter what you think since I'm the boss here, my opinion matters more, and I say I hate it!!! I have to deal with enough snobby superheros back home without dealing with the likes of you{Mocking}oh so goody two shoes, blech! I didn't buy this place with my monthly allowance to be made sick like that!

Cho-Cho: I can recommend some good medicine for that problem if you want, um, boss.

Lucky Bob: Horrible taste now!{The laughs resume}

Princess: QUIET!! You people are just like I remmeber you on TV, very very not funny! I bought this place to be entertained by people who would have to do hilarious things to make me laugh because I say so, and since you're no good at being funny, I order you to get out of my studio!

Robert: Okay guys, I don't think laughing would be a good thing to do since that joke is starting to get old, and there's the fact that she can make us leave.

Sammy: The only thing she made me leave is my rightful place as the new head of this studio, that's all I can barely tolerate!

Robert: Be careful, she may not have a bad reputation like the other villains in Townsville, but she does cause more trouble than she has a right to.

Princess: Too bad your poor introduction of me was too much to overcome for you to get my forgiveness. Now, if you'll look up there, you'll see something else I got with my allowance money.

{Princess points to a plance flying above the studio}

Princess: It's my new airplane, and if you'd like to watch you'll see why I named it the unbreakable plane!

{The plane then flys right towards the H! studio- and then flys right through it without a scratch, but the collision does wreck most of the building}

Loud: OUR HOME!!!

Miss Info: My palace!

WOW: My new issue of Hunks magazine! I spent my last two bits on that, you little-{stops as several armed guards surround the crew}delightful though hidieously evil girl only the Olsen twins could love.

Princess: You forgot ex-boss, and if anyone of my remaining employess has a problem with me still being their boss, well, let's say it's just too bad I'm getting ready to buy all the possible new homes they could get into. Now, although I hinted at it very strongly I still have the added perk that comes with being boss to say...YOU'RE FIRED!! NOW GET OUT OF MY STUDIO AND DON'T COME BACK!!!

Toast: Hey, I thought Plotz said we didn't work there to begin with. Though it's not like I would have actually worked anyway, but it would have fun to be like one of those cool rebel dudes in the movies.

Pepper: Aw great, you have to pick the best time for me to say how much I love James Dean and it comes just as our house is burning down, thanks a lot!{The guards then lead the gang out of sight}

Princess: That's right, make your dumb movie jokes somewhere else or else! Hahahahahaha, now I can settle in without any more trouble, and think of how jealous those poo poo girls will be when they realize they passed up the chance to let a billion dollar head of a major corporation join them, well too bad for them! Hahahaha, I win I win I win I win!!

{She runs into her new studio as we begin to hear another voice}

Voice:{Feminine}Oh yesssss, Princess, the victory is yours for now, not to mention the even greater victory you've given certain more powerful evil forces for the future.{the voice turns evil}as certain old aquaintances shall soon see!{We then see a red claw attached to a body we can't see}

Narrator: No, not....um, why don't we head back to Townsville to see a more bumbling force of evil who's fixing a wrench in his monkey shines?

{We go to Townsville Jail at night, but then we head to the ground below the jail, where Mojo is digging a tunnel that started from a jail cell}

Mojo: Stupid shovel, I'm 3 minutes below my normal average time in getting out of jail cells! Oh, to think the day would come when such a supergenius with such a supergenius brain like myself would be proud of such a record! These hands are meant to be used to blast giant ray blasts out of supergenius made ray guns, not to dig supergenius made tunnels out of prison! I deserve, no, I am far past my due date for having the power to finish these manual labors for good!

Voice:{Same as before}I couldn't agree more, at leas tthen it would get you to finally SHUT UP!

Mojo: Who dares critize the choice of words of Mojo?!

Voice:{f.v}Why tell you{e.v}when I can show you?

{Mojo is suddenly zapped out of the tunnels and then we see him inside his volcano top observatory}

Mojo: Well well well, I hope for your sake you used your powers to get out of my lab since I am now surrounded by my weapons of destruction that can destroy your sassy mouth.{Pause}Wait, I don't wish for your escape at all, why did I just say that?

Voice:{f.v}You mean these dust piles that are passing for weapons?{Mojo now sees that most of his weapons have indeed been turned into dust}

Mojo: You are starting to make me very again, mystery doomed man! You will not like me when I'm angry!

Voice: No problem, I didn't like you much to start with. And don't bother with another threat since against me{e.v}they couldn't be more useless!

{And the owner of this voice finally flys down onto the ground as he says this, or should I say it was...}

Mojo: Him?! You overrated freak, what are you doing in my laboratory?

Him:{f.v}Well, if you're going to get that snippy, I suppose you don't want your ticket to world domination punched.

Mojo: I'm going to punch something or someone very shortly, you can count on-{Him then fires a bit of fire right near Mojo}- um, what was that you said about ruling the world?

Him: Nothing, I was just on my way to exact some revenge and I thought as courtesy I'd give you the chance to join in.

Mojo: You let those girls go, there is no way I'm about to let you steal my job in destroying them!

Him: Perhaps I should start from the beginning since your simple mind can't understand things that quick. Have you read today's Burbank newspaper?

{Him hands Mojo a paper and Mojo reads the headline}

Mojo: Princess buys out Warner Brothers Studio. Big deal, that's one less annoying rival off my back.{Chuckles}Heh heh, I finally got to use a joke involving a monkey's back.

Him: Oh, I guess it's not a big deal if you ignore the fact that a former partner of ours has a multi billion dollar empire that we could "convince" her to give us shares in.

Mojo: I repeat, reinterate, and restate, so?

Him:{e.v and impatient}WE CAN FORCE HER TO LET US RUN THE NETWORK AND YOU CAN USE ALL THE MONEY THERE TO FINANCE YOUR PLANS TO RULE THE WORLD, IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU?!!!

Mojo:{Pause}Oh, why didn't you say so to begin with? Sheesh, learn to get to the point next time.

Him:{f.v}Anyway, we'll force her to let us have a share in the network and you can use that power for all your destroy the world plans,{e.v}while I get more pleasurable satisfaction with my new power.

Mojo: There's something more satisfying than ruling the world to you?! Boy, you are as strange as you look.

Him:{f.v}Have you ever heard of the comedy troup/heros called the Histerians?

Mojo: Have I heard of them? You wouldn't stop talking about how they beat you last year for a whole month, and that was after the first time they did it! But at least it gave me actual evidence about how much more succesful I am than you.

Him: Just because you show up more times than any villain here doesn't make you the most evil and fearsome like me.

Mojo: Oh please, possessing dolls and pinatas is evil to you? At least I made a destructive army of monkeys on my very first time out of the gate!

Him: Please, that's one of my most boring powers you're mentioning. At least I've come the closest to really defeating those girls.

Mojo: Yes, but against mere mortal humans that's another matter altogether, isn't it?

Him:{e.v}Which is EXACTLY why I'm making Princess take them back into the studio so I can torture them when we get there! You'll have your chance to rule the world and I'll have my chance for pure vengence, so we BOTH win here!

Mojo: Yeah yeah sure, you have your revenge, but you are very lucky you're including me in on this deal or else I'd have to use more drastic measures of convincing.

Him:{f.v}Save it for Princess, bratty kids are far easier to scare with idiotic threats. Now you might as well get some sleep, we have a big day tomorrow.

Mojo: How am I going to get some sleep when you've destroyed all of my supergenius crafted weapons?! Again, I repeat that you have made a wise choice in including me in this plan for the sake of your health.

Him: I already said it would be useless enough, so it's your own luck I have to head home.

Mojo: Fine, more privacy in the rebuilding process for me.

{Him then zaps back to his lair to rant}

Him: Heh heh, how can one demon be so brilliant? Now it is certain that I will have both my revenges at once, first I shall destroy the Histerians, and then once those cursed girls find out that 3/4'th of the Beat-Alls are running a major studio, they'll surely come to stop us with little succes. All of my annoying enemies shall be gotten rid of in one fell swoop. Oh, this is sure to be a charming thrid time for me, though not for the Histerians and the girls of course!{Laughs madly}

Narrator:{With chattering teeth}Um, well, this is sure an ominious development, folks, and...oh, make the scary devil stop, somebody! Anybody?!{Pause}Mommy?

{We now go to the next morning, where we find the H! characters inside the lobby of a hotel}

Charity: I still can't believe we actually had to stay in a hotel that wasn't outside of Burbank.

Toast: Hey, didn't we all use to live in, well, actual houses before we moved into that lot, where'd those go?

Loud: We sold them after the Washington incident once Plotz figured he could get more publicity by letting us stay there.

Toast: I thought we moved out after Gene attacked there, not after that whole Celebrity Deathmatch thing.

Sammy: Well you can mope about profitable business deals all you want, though it pales in comparision to my own. I kissed that guys shoes for years and how does he repay me? By hiring a little girl to take my rightful job just because she has a billion dollars, whoop de do!

R6: Um...when you say kissing Plotz's feet, do you really mean that in a literal way?

Sammy:{Pause}I reserve my right to plead the 5'th on that.

Loud: Come on, as funny as that is it would have been even funnier back home, a place we have to get back!

Aka: Yeah, sure it's all wrecked and torn apart and would take years to rebuild even if she let us come back, and she'd probably make us do lots of humilating things just cause she's got guards and money, but that sounds good anyway!

Pepper: Did that seem a tiny bit sarcastic to anyone else in here? I mean, if it's just me, I'll be quiet.

{Back at the studio, Princess is in Plot'z former office talking on the phone}

Princess: I don't care if those Warner kids are driving you insane, if you want to get me in a good enough mood to pay you, you will get them to act out those ads promoting my greatness or you're fired!{Hangs up, then gets another call}Hello? No, I want the construction of all my statues of me done _today_, a break isn't gonna get that done! Okay then, get those Poke whatevers to do it, they're shamless enough promoting themselves that they can identify with me easier!{Hangs up, then gets another call}Now what, if this is about the Princess rollercosters-

Mojo:{V.O}Oh shut up with your egotistical rantings already!

Princess: Heh, aren't you one to talk, Mr I am bad, I am evil, I am Mojo Jojo!

Mojo: Well, I am bad and I am evil, so I'm just telling it like it is, as they say. But we do have more pressing business to attend to.

Princess: Like what, monkey boy?

Him:{V.O}Like the matter of our latest merger, for one.{Princess looks up to see Him and Mojo right in front of her desk}

Princess: What?! Hey, how did Mojo get over here, I was just talking to him!

Mojo: His powers do have some advantages, which we hope will intimidate you to our satisfaction.

Princess: Can someone talk and actually make some sense around here?!

Him: We want a share in your new corporation, is that good?

Princess:{Pause}I said say something that makes sense, are you two utter failures and deaf?!

Mojo: Listen you little brat, we have a right to have a share in this place seeing that we're former partners! Now agree with us or we can change our minds and want more than a share of it!

Princess: What's the words I'm looking for, hold on...

Him:{To Mojo}This is as good a time as any to show how well you fixed your gadgets.

Mojo: Phew, it took you long enough to say that.

Princess:...oh, I remember. GET OUT OF MY STU-{stops as Mojo gets out an unbelievably large supply of weapons}Oh, that's something new from you.

Him: Aw, aren't you brave.{e.v}WELL, YOU WON'T BE FOR LONG!!!{He rises up to the ceiling with fire flaming on his entire body}

Mojo:{Unmoved}And they call me a showoff.

Princess:{Gulps}Heh, well, lucky for me I have money for fire extingusihers.

Him:{Holds up some fire extinguishers}I HOPE YOU KEPT A RECEIT!{Crushes the extinguishers}

Mojo: Hey, that's something I would say! How would you like it if I got giant to make fun of you?! Although without any Chemical X I couldn't do it now, of course.

Princess:{Not that scared now}All right, the battles between the lame-os is over, I have a business to run.

Him:{Back to normal size, f.v}Okay, you can do that, we'll just get out of your way while we zap away all those troublemaking cartoon stars and have those ones that defyied you yesterday tortured, bye then!

Princess: Wait, what was that apart about getting rid of troublemakers and torturing them?

Mojo: He'll use all those "oh so scary powers" of his to zap away all those stars that won't listen to you and give those ones you kicked out a hard time for defying you. Of course without a position of power for me and Him in return, we'll be a little less interested.

Him: Actually I'd torture those Histerians even if I didn't get to run this place.

Mojo: I already know that, that doesn't mean she has to!

Princess: So, do I actually have to let you run any of the actual business parts?

Mojo: No, I give you our word as former partners of yours that we will not interfere with how you run this place, we just want to commit evil on disobedient employees, and what could be wrong with that?

Princess: You say that like I can actually trust you, and you do remember how you ruined our first partnership, right?

Mojo: That wasn't my fault, they tricked me! Those girls and that duplicitous but wonderfully evil girl monkey, they duped me into ruining that perfect fellowship! But none of them are hear now, are they? And if they come here you certainly have the power and resources to get rid of them, power which would increase even more with us around.

Princess: I like that part about getting rid of those girls, and it was about the only part I could understand. So, you're really saying you're not going to stop me from running this place?

Mojo: For the- wait, how many times has it been now, exactly? Well, for whatever the amount of time it has been, YES! Do we have a deal?!

Princess:{Thinks}Deal! You can do whatever you want as long as I hear you making those toons do whatever I say!

Him: Oh, I think that'll be much easier{e.v}once there aren't any around!{He snaps his fingers, f.v}There, now almost every single toon here has been zapped away to my lair where they'll never bother you again.

Princess: What?! As much as they deserve it, who's gonna follow my orders now!

Him: I said almost every toon has been zapped away.{Chuckles}

{Cut back to the hotel as our gang is desperatly planning away}

Froggo: There must be some way to get our home back! Besides, once the other regulars that aren't here like Chit and Bill show up, they'll be bugging us for days about what happened, that's the last thing we need right now!

JusSonic: Oh, if only we had one of our mystery friends around here that always show up at around this time!{Pause}I said show up at around this time, is everyone deaf all of a sudden?!

{JusSonic then turns to see a short little guy checking into the hotel wearing a Mayor sash. It is of course, the Mayor of Townsville himself}

JusSonic: Okay, that wasn't the best choice of mystery friends, but it'll do in this case.{Walks up to the Mayor}

Mayor:{Depressed}Yeah, all my luggage is at the huge plane covering all the cars in the parking lot right there.

JusSonic: Excuse me, aren't you the Mayor of Townville?

Mayor: If by Townsville you mean boring dump, yes! Oh, it's so boring there without the girls around, I've got nothing to do but sign things and sign some more things and talk to the media, if they had told me being a Mayor was that boring I probably would have taken 30 seconds and not 10 to think about taking the job until I realized that I'd get a great hat in return!

JusSonic: You're bored without the Powerpuff Girls around?

Mayor: Say, you're a smart one, aren't you? I would know that I guess seeing that I have plently of political smarts to tell these things.{Picks up a ringing cell phone from his pocket}Hello, giant monster attacking the town, you say? Oh, just give it a bag of money or some kind of human sacrifice, monsters like that, right? Okay, bye.{Hangs up}Wait, what were we talking about?

JusSonic: We need you to call the-{suddenly he and the other Histerians are zapped out of the hotel}

Mayor: Call the what? Oh, is this supposed to be a charades game, I love charades! Okay, the first syllable is, um, hold on, I'll get it.

{Cut back to Princess's office, which the gang has just appeared in. Princess is the only villain we see inside though}

Loud: HEY, WHAT GIVES?! OH, WE'RE BACK IN THE STUDIO, I GUESS SHE FINALLY CAME TO HER SENSES! Okay then Ms Princess, if you want us back we'll need our studio rebuilt, we can give you the blueprints that need to be made in exact order.

Princess: Good business offer, or it would be if I didn't have a much better one which is better because I made it and I'm the boss!

Cho-Cho: Okay, we get it, you're a greedy stuck up brat, we know, do we need to know it that much?

Princess: Well, with that much of a smart mouth I like the deal I made even more. Let me introduce you to someone new who just joined my staff.{Mojo jumps out}

Histerians: MOJO JOJO?!!

Mojo: That is correct! It is I, Mojo Jojo, who is- YOUR NEW TORMENTER! I will be surpervising your destruction, which means-{Robert interrupts}

Robert: Hold on, I have to say this since it'll be the only time I can before we have to kick your butt in. It is quite a thrill to meet you, and you wanna hear my impression of you?{Impersinates Mojo quite well}I am Mojo Jojo, that is to say Mojo Jojo is me, and I, the one superior being of this planet, shall forever go by the name Mojo Jojo, since I am, Mojo Jojo!

Mojo: I do not speak words like that! How I talk and speak and comunicate is much more shorter and understandable, for I am Mojo Jojo, master villain, and I am presice in my speeches and not as comical as your poor choice of-

Princess: All right, you've already done the joke where you say you're not a confusing stupid monkey but act that way too many times, let it go! It's not like they'll remember you much anyway when they see who else I hired.

Him:{V.O, f.v}Oh, finally, I thought you'd never shut him up long enough for me to annouce our new arrivals{e.v}long overdue doom!

R6:{Deadpan}Oh no, it's the most evil, fearsome creature in the world, someone so evil I can't even say his full name, blah blah blah, just come out already, Him.{Him does that}

Him: Hey, you can't act like that! You're supposed to fear me like everyone else!

Miss Info: Well you know, you are pretty scary, but since we've already beat you pretty badly twice already and we're used to seeing you, well, it's kinda easy to forget to be scared of you.

Smartypants: Heh, and to think those ignorant fools all those years ago were dumb enough to call you dumb.

Miss Info: Oh, it's romantic times like this that I wish my palace was still up.

Him: QUIET!!! You all think you're so good at defeating me, eh? Well try this challegence on for size!!

{Him and the Histerians are then zapped to another room, only this one is darker and more desolate. And as it happens, the Histerians are now all locked into seperate chairs with manicles covering their arms, legs, and body. Him then shows a second later}

Him:{f.v}Welcome to my traps, and this time there's no way any writers can get out of them. But to make sure-

{Him makes a vaccum cleaner appears and he uses it to clean out all of the nicknacks the gang is hiding in thier pockets and sleeves[including a few nicknacks from R6 and Lydia we can't mention]And it takes Him a while, but he evetually gets out every single thing Smartypants is hiding down there[including a few nicknacks we can't mention]}

Him: There, now you have nothing at all you can use to escape and no one will be here to find any for you. Now we can let all the torture begin without any trouble.

Charity: Exactly what kind of torture could you perform that we haven't been through already?!

Him: Oh, you'll see soon enough.{e.v}You shall see....{Laughs again and zaps away}

Robert:{Pause}Boy, it sure is a good thing I used my Mojo impression when I had the chance.

{Back at the office, the evil trio is working on some more changes to the studio}

Him:{f.v}Now that that's taken care of, let's work on the design here. It's so tacky and old and let's face it, people with superpowers can get in very easily. But luckly there are way to fix these problems, like so.

{With a twirl of his claw, suddenly we see a steel box covering the entire studio, so now not even people who can fly can get in}

Mojo:{V.O}And if that isn't exactly handy enough, we hired someone to replace that fat guard with just a tiny bit more competance, but a heck of a, as he calls it, boom stick!

{We now see that pink, Southern menace, Fuzzy Lumpkins, guarding a door in fron of the box. Just then the gang from Mystery Science Theater 3000 comes by carrying suitcases}

Mike: Ah, the old giant box design, eh? A little bit not accurate as a homage to welcome us here, bit I like it.

Crow:{Carrying suitcases}Can we just go to visit our new friends studio and talk to them about it there in a place where I can drop these off?

Tom: As soon as the nice disgusting pink thing stands aside, we can.

Fuzzy: Get offin my property, tresspassers!

Mike: Oh, I should have figured this. Look, we are on some kind of guest list, the Histerians invited us to be a part of the gang and we're just coming over for a weekend visit, so just let us in and take their famous people's words for it.

Fuzzy: I said get offin my propery before I shoot my boom stick at ya!

Crow: Good...whatever you are, you are quite lucky I'm carrying suitcases that have all my lasers in them or you'd be in for it!

Tom: I thought you left that suitcase back at the ship.

Crow: Do you live to annoy me or did it become a habit?

Fuzzy: All right then, you won't get off my property you're gonna have to listen to my banjo since it's practicing time! Joe, do your magic!

{Fuzzy gets out his banjo and starts playing it. With this, the crew slowly backs away}

Mike: You know, they didn't say we had to drop by right away, we can wait a while longer, right guys?

Crow: You meann I have to carry this stuff back to the car?! No way, not this little robot!{He hears more of Fuzzy's playing}Then again, how much more damage can a few minutes of carrying stuff do? RETREAT!!

{The gang runs off as the evil trio insides laughs while seeing this on a monitor}

Princess: I must say, the first few minutes of this merger have been fun. But we'd better keep this winning streak going as long and as quickly as we can. Gasp, this is the perfect chance for me to get started on that TV special honoring me that I was thinking about in honor of my new job!

Mojo: TV, as in millions of people will be watching that program?

Princess: For the money I'm prepared to bribe TV producers with, they'd better!

Mojo: We'd better get to work with that quickly if we want to air it before tonight, I'll help you every step of the way while Him gets started with his torturing! Come on, chop chop, let's not let this window of opportunity for world conquest close- I mean, this chance to promote our great new boss close.

Princess:{snapping out of a trance}What was that, I was too busy thinking how many giant statues we should make of me to start the show.

{Mojo laughs at his coverup as we fade away to a far more pleasant setting, the beaches. There, some little girls we haven't seen for quite some time are playing various activities}

Buttercup: Look Bubbles, I'm only going to tell you this one last time. This area of sand is gonna be used to build a sand fort for sandball fighting, not an art galley for your drawings!

Bubbles: Who are you to say that, it's not like you own the sand, I can play with it any way I want.

Buttercup: Maybe a nice sand curveball will change your mind.

Blossom: Girls, girls, break it up! Buttercup, you remember what kind of trouble happened last time who picked on Bubbles drawings, right?

Buttercup: I wasn't the one that was tricked by Him to draw giant pictures that came to life and almost killed us, remember that?

Blossom: Ugh, I was hoping we could go on vacation to get away from monsters and sibling rivalries.

Bubbles: Blossom's right, we should do something fun together to get our minds off of fighting.

Buttercup: Okay, but you're on Blossom's team in the sandball fight, it'll be more fun to beat the both of you.

Blossom: I had something with a more burying effect in mind.{Points to a sleeping Professer nearby}All normal kids love to bury adults in sand, let's see if that's true for kids like us.

{The girls giggle and start to dig and then caryr a large ball of sand. They are about to drop it gently onto the Professer until the Mayor barges in}

Mayor: Girls, girls!{The girls throw up the sandball and it lands right on the Mayor, but he just jumps out of it}Oh, you should have seen it!

Buttercup: Mayor! I thought we ditched you when you saw the pickles!

Mayor: Oh, but after that I was so bored so I had to come here. But anyway, when I got there I met this fan of mine who knew that I was the Mayor and of course I was flattered. Of course I'd be more flattered if he was one of those admiring groupies that are surely lurking and spying on me, but anyway, he was gonna ask me something, and them he vanished like that! PHWOOSH!! And these other people behind him vanished too, right into thin air, and they wouldn't even come back to finish our charades game, but it was still real cool!

Blossom:{Pause}Of course you did Mayor, and I'll bet Ms Bellum would like to hear about it back in Townsville, maybe you could go there and tell her all about it there.

Mayor: Well, um, it was cool, and it was about time something cool happened since I was so bored I had to read this even more boring newspaper!

{The Mayor gets out a newspaper, one which the girls gasps at after seeing Princess on the cover}

Girls: Princess?!

Blossom:{Takes the paper and reads}Sources confirm that Princess Morbucks has paid 1 billion dollars to Thaddeus Plotz and she is now the owner of Warner Brothers studio and all their entertainment facilities. I told you reading about current events would pay off! Who knows what kind of plans she has for that place?

Buttercup: Oh, good question coming from Ms lets take a break from battling evil cause we're on vacation!

Bubbles: I thought her name was Blossom. Did she change her name without telling me? Why didn't you trust me enough to tell me, was it something I did?{Starts to tear up}

Blossom: Sigh, I'll tell you all about it later. But I'm sure if we just see what she's doing for a few minutes we shouldn't find out that much, remember, she's not that good at making evil plans by herself. Come on, the sooner we do this the faster we can get back to playing.{The girls fly away leaving the Mayor with a still sleeping Professer}

Mayor: So Professer...um, falling asleep and getting burned by the hot sun, eh? How's that going for you?

{The girls quickly reach the studio only to see the steel box in place and Fuzzy standing guard}

Blossom: I don't get it, the travel brouchure said this was where the WB studio was!

Bubbles: But they're travel brochures, why would they lie? Oh no, now _they're_ changing things without botrhering to tell us, is there no honesty left in the world?!{Starts crying again}

Buttercup: Um, Blossom, you will remember to make this last only a few minutes, right?!

Blossom: Hopefully it only looks like Princess hasn't already started something, but we'll have to get past Fuzzy to find out.

Buttercup: All right, finally some punching to do!

Blossom: No, we can't have him going plum crazy and ruining the rest of our vacation. But there is another way to get him distracted enough.

{Blossom flys off and then comes back a second later holding the Mayor}

Mayor:{Groggy}Ugh, I said I was bored, but not bored enough that I wanted to come close to throwing up.

Blossom: Hey Fuzzy, look what we've got!{Fuzzy notices the girls, but more partically, notices the Mayor's hat}

Fuzzy: Hey, that's my old Mayoring hat! Give that back!{Fuzzy takes the hat from the Mayor and puts it on}Now, help me catch my pigs!

Mayor:{Fuming slowly until he explodes}NOBODY WEARS MY MAYORING HAT!!!!{He rips off his shirt}Let's get it on.[Boy, good thing R6 is being tortured right now]

{The Mayor and Fuzzy start wrestling which is effective enough to make Fuzzy not see that the girls have ripped the front door of the box off and have entered the studio}

Bubbles: Oh, I can't believe we're in an actual animation studio! Can we meet those cute little mice if that red haired girl's done with them?

Blossom: Shh! We don't want to be noticed by anyone until we see if Princess is really up to something.

Buttercup: Can we punch her out away to be safe later, cause I'm stil mad that you wanted to get the Mayor to do my dirty work.

Blossom: Can we discuss it once Princess and Mojo go away and we can stop hiding?

Buttercup: Princess and what?{Blossom grabs her and the girls hide behind a building as Princess and Mojo walk by}

Mojo: Now you're sure you gave the TV powers that be enough money to televise our little program to everyone?

Princess: Yes, and it'd better be enough since I'm getting really tired of giving money away. Plotz and those TV guys are really lucky that all it takes to get more is one good crying spree to Daddy.

Mojo: Fine then, but refrain from opening the waterworks until our show is finished, no one will watch a program with a crying brat and then no one will watch while I make them my slav- I mean, make them realize just how important it is to give you stuff.

Princess: Well at least you have priorites unlike that Him, heh, too busy torturing stupid ex employees to the brink of insanity to help out one little bit with me! He's just lucky he's an all powerful lord of the underworld, that I can tell you!{The two villains walk away}

Buttercup: Grr, stupid Mojo, he just had to show up and help Princess to ruin our vacation! Well maybe this time a trip to the hospital will make him know better next time!

Blossom: Worry about that later, it's already worrysome enough that Him is here too and torturing some poor cartoon characters!

Bubbles: Um, maybe I should stay here and keep a watch out for Mojo and Princess, since, well, um, what's a good excuse to cover up a fear that Him could try to use me against you guys again?

Buttercup: You know, that has happened plently of times before, and we can't put up with His mind games cause then we'll never get back quick!

Blossom: Can we save the debates until we're actually on vacation, and we won't be back until those torture victims are safe! Come on girls!

{Back at the room the Histerians are in, the cast at the mercy of Him}

Him:{f.v}Okay, let's try this again since it hasn't stopped being funny yet.{Grabs Loud's hand}Stop hitting yourself.{Makes Loud's hand punch his own face}Stop hitting yourself.{Does it again}Hahahaha! Oh, showing bad cartoons has nothing compared to real actual torture methods!

Charity:{Sarcastic}Who would have thought things like punching yourself and tickling feet could have been made into such effective means of horror?{Him then grabs Charity's hand with his lobster claw}

Him:{e.v}You think you're ready for the advanced levels of hand chopping action then? Well just say the word and off we go, to coin a phrase.

Aka: You really want a mob of angry Charity supporters to destroy you that bad?!

Him: Maybe I'll tempt an attack from the 10 people in the Aka Pella support group when I'm finished!

Aka: 10?! Boy, you sure like making wrong predicitions too.

Him:{f.v}Hmm, I left some really special toys back home that you're just begging for me to use. I'll be right back to forfill your wishes for pain.{He disappears}

Pepper: Aw great, now you got him made enough to stop the tickling, it was the only thing that distracted me from OUR UPCOMING DOOM!!!

Toast: Relax babe, we've faced a whole lot worse than this and something happened to bail us out everytime. But if Smarty could find something to speed that process up this time, I'll be more satisfied.

Pepper: Oh, darn that Him for stopping my desires to hug and squeeze my dear Toastie to death!

Toast: Funny, he just got a bit more of my respect just now.

JusSonic: How's the search for machines Smarty, we'd like to get out of this trifle soon before he gets serious.

Smartypants:{Searching in his pants with his head}Not good right now, it looks like he really did take out everything I had!

Miss Info: Then he has some of my nicknacks there too! Ooh, that mean old devil is getting such a piece of my mind when he gets back!

Lydia: No one make any cheap jokes about that or when we get out, I can make them wish they were still safe and trapped in these chairs.

R6: Good threat, this isn't exactly the most comfy place I've been held captive in.

Sammy: Oh, why stop from saying it?! We usually save ourselves and we have no way out this time! No one good knows we're here and our captor is gonna finish us all off! It's just as well for me since there Plotz can't put me down anymore and I'll be safe from a writers scorn, but the rest of you are doomed!

Bubbles:{V.O giggle}It always makes me happy to show up when someone says that.{Bubbles and the other girls show up}

Robert: All right, finally Sammy did something right!

Sammy: Hey, I didn't think it would take you of all people that long to forget my defeat of the incredibly giant Mr Carrey.

Robert: Yeah yeah yeah, sure, now quiet! We've got introductions to make for our saviors from Townsville!

Blossom: No need to, I know all about you guys and your great demonstrations that normal people can be superheros too.

Froggo: Well thank you, even though we usually don't have a choice in the matter.

Bubbles: We hear that, sometimes we're lucky to have a few hours of stuffed animal parade play time!

Loud: Yeah, okay, as nice as it is to meet some fellow heroes and as glad as we are that they have actual superpowers to save the day-

Buttercup: No, it's "the day...is saved", sheesh, I thiought someone smart enough to beat robots and giants would know something that simple.

Loud: I know lots of things Buttercup, like the fact we'd liked to be saved before Him comes back.

Him:{V.O f.v}Consider your warning too late.{The girls turn to see Him right behind then}Welcome to my party, girls. I saved three extra chairs for you so we can start things right away.

Buttercup: Dream on Him, for all your show off powers you can't beat us in a fair fight!

Mojo:{Entering with Princess}Then let's increase the unfairness a bit!

Blossom: Mojo, Princess! How did you two find out we were here?!

Mojo: Luckly the Mayor didn't beat Fuzzy up enough so he could't say who started their little fight, otherwise I'd have to finish the beating for him, uh, the Mayor that is. And now Powerpuffs, prepare to meet your long overdue doom!

Blossom: Sometimes I wonder if you love being wrong more than talking too much, cause you're gonna get to be wrong again!

Mojo: Then say hello to some friends that think otherwise. Mr Blaster Rays!{Mojo zaps the girls with his blaster rays}

Him:{f.v}Don't forget to say hi to them or I'll give you a{e.v}spititng headache!{Him starts shooting acid spit from his mouth like in the Beat Alls ep}

Princess: Hey, why should Mojo get the better ray guns when he's so much poorer than me?! Well let's just upstage that right now!{Princess starts zapping the girls with rays of her own}

Buttercup:{Struggling}Ugh, can't get free!

Blossom: Don't worry, we'll be fine as long as there aren't any giant rocks!{Fuzzy then stumbles into the room dazed- and carrying a giant rock}

Buttercup: I wish I had a chance to start bragging now that you got something wrong for once.

Fuzzy: Ooh, that Mayor sure packs a mighty left hook! But that won't matter next time unless he got the power to punch through rocks!{He lifts his hands and the rock slips out}Oops.

{The rock then lands right on the girls just like in the Beat Alls show. The villains are then able to stop their attacks and they all laugh}

Robert: Rats, only us Histerians could be unlucky to meet the Powerpuffs during the Beat-Alls reunion!

Mojo: Well consider yourself lucky since you'll only have to see the awful results a little while onger, since your demise shall come just after we finally finish destroying those girls once and for all, and we shall do it with success this time!! Lift up the rock and zap them to oblivion!

{The villains preapre to do that until a cell phone is heard. It is Princess's cell phone, and she takes it out to talk into it}

Princess: Hello? What do you mean you need a few hundred thousand more bucks to put my TV program on?! You FOX people have enough dreck on your network as it is, I'm sure you can put off amuteur singers trying to be idiols for one night since this involves ME! Don't forget Rupert, I do have enough power now to send you to obscurity with that Stewie kid you teamed up with! Good, we understand each other, bye.{She hangs up and sees the others frowing}What?

Him: You stupid kid, we could have blown those girls sky high by now if you didn't have to commit one of the lesser evils known as bribery and interrupt the moment!!

Princess: And it's my fault that you're too easily distracted how?!

Mojo: Well, we would like more gratifiying thanks that it's because I showed up that the girls came here in the first place!

Him: You?! And I suppose you got magically taken out of prison by yourself?!

Fuzzy: Hey, I wanna start arguing mindlessly too!

{The four baddies start argung and are unable to see the girls lifting the rock up and recovering}

Mojo: Enough, I am the best, I am the rightful ruler of everything, end of story, can we please destroy some goody two shoes brats now?!{He turns around and the girls fly away}CURSE YOU IDIOT INFERIOR VILLAINS, YOU LET THEM GET AWAY!!

Princess: Well did you thnik that maybe they ran away because they know when they're beaten and they don't wanna fight us anymore?

Mojo: Good point, we are good enough when we work together to do that. All right then, they're spared for now since they'l be useless soon enough anyway. Let's all get back to our positions of work now for tonight's big show!

Charity: Hey, they're smart enough to think of a plan before then to tear you limb from limb! Well, at least one of them is.

Mojo: Oh, that reminds me, we have enough annoying little people on our enemies list already. Him, I would advise you to stop fooling around and annilate them before tonight, and I mean NOW!!!

Him:{f.v}Luckly that'll be so much fun that I'll forget you tempted your end by yelling at me. Fine, I'll start work on that while you do your whole ego trip. Oh, that reminds me, I forgot I left my tools for tasks like that back at the lair, I'd better get them quick!

{Him leaves again while Mojo, Princess, and Fuzzy walk away to get back to their own work}

Loud: Boy I hope Charity was right about those girls and why they flew away.

JusSonic: Of course they are, they always save the day or else their narrator would be out of a job. They'll be back soon enough.

Narrator: Okay....let's speed ahead about, uh, how long does it say in the script? Three hours?! Boy, they are done for! What are those girls up to anyway?!

{We fade to nightime where on the street, Bubbles is finally crying up a storm}

Narrator: Forget I asked.

Bubbles:{Bawling}Now that those four evil bad guys are together again, there's no way we can beat them all and we're not gonna get to save the day again!

Buttercup: Yep, sounds like something you wouldn't have to say 15 TIMES to get the point across, but somehow you make it work! Let's just go there and kick their tails if we don't have that much time thank to Ms crybaby!

Blossom: But Bubbles is right behind all that crying, we can't beat them by full force if they're together, and although Mojo can be pretty dumb, he's not dumb enough to fall for tricks like undercover female monkeys twice! We need some kind of plan, but what?

Buttercup: Why does everyone continue to refuse to listen to me? All we need is to drop a few heavy objects on them and they won't be able to blast us!

Blossom: But they'll just be more ready to get out of that trap quicker and angrier, and probably in not enough time for us to save all those Histeria people.

Buttercup: Then that's their own fault for living there to start with. Those guys could take over the whole world with all their power and you're worried about just 10 people?!

Blossom: At least I have the decency to care a little bit about this to think of something!

Butttercup: Is that so, Ms goody goody bossy boots?!

Bubbles: Great, just when I just stopped crying this has to happen.{Starts crying up a storm again}

{We now go to another studio on the WB lot. There, Mojo is working on chemicals that are next to a pot, and he is also fine tuning a laser}

Mojo: Perfect! My mind control laser is on line and perfect for mind controling...things. Once I activate this on live television, everyone who watches it will be under my spell and more ready to take my suggestion that they help me control the world! Although I won't have the whole world under my power, I'll have a large enough army to get started, and that's just fine with me!{Laughs in his mad way}And just in case something goes wrong, the females responsible will at least suffer greatly due to my "backup plan" so either way, it's Mojo's night!{Laughs again}

Princess:{V.O}Hello, egomaniac monkey to the set!!!

Mojo: Okay, that should be a good enough final order that she or anyone else will give me.{Laughs one more time}

{Cut back to Him's capture room as the Histerians are still sitting around}

JusSonic:{Pause}Has enough time gone by for me to curse those girls for failing to save us?

Robert: Ye of little faith, you should know that some such thing that makes absolutly no sense always shows up around now.

Sammy: Although we were the ones that did that stuff and we didn't all need to be saved those times! We've never all been saved before, so now I say we have to make some choices as to which ones should be allowed to go on! And as someone who has the money and lawyers to fight Princess's evil rein, I would make a good candidate.

R6: Oh no, if I have to go down I'm not letting Him have all the fun in doing it!

Lydia: That's so sweet of you to say that I'm almost starting to think about sobbing a tear or two.

{Him then pops into the scene}

Him:{f.v} Hello friends, come on, get those spirits up, we got a TV show to prepare for!

Loud: IS THIS ALL YOU'RE HERE FOR, TO FINISH US OFF ON NATIONAL TV AND HAVE MILLIONS OF IRATE FANS MAKE YOU PAY LATER?! I SAY THIS IS TOO SMALL TIME FOR A VILLAIN AS GREAT AS YOU.

Him:{e.v}Well no one asked you, so stop that reserve pyschology stuff, it's too desperate of a last ditch effort!{f.v}Now everyone put on a big smile. Remember what the great Eric Idle said, you must always face the curtain with a bow- but just remember that the last laugh is on you!

{He laughs as he and the Histerians disappear. They then reappear on a closed set filled with statues and banners honoring Princess- who's directing the action with Mojo}

Princess: Finally! Come on, we're burning enough daylight as it is, get into position! If we're gonna promote me and my new job good enough we need everything perfect!

Him: Yes, although we're under a roof and it's night out, and there's that little detail of the whole lot being covered by a steel box I so loveingly created.

Princess:{Pause}We lost any time we had for your little jokes 5 minutes ago, now get those disobdient captives of yours in position! The sooner you and Mojo get your acts done for this show, the sooner I can start talking!

Mojo:{Muttering}Assuming people are in an actual state of mind to hear anything not said by me that is.

Princess: Enough back talk I can't hear, we're on in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

{Back on the street, Blossom and Buttercup are still arguing while Bubbles keeps crying- but they all stop when they see Princess's face on the TV behind a store window nearby}

Princess: Hello, lower class TV audiences everywhere! I'm Princess Morbucks, or as Mr Turner, Mr Murdoch, and other big name TV giants I don't know about will call me later on- boss!!

Bubbles:{Finally ending her crying}Hey, I didn't know Princess was changing her name too. Why does everyone hate their real names so much lately?{Gasps}Does that mean there's something wrong with the name Bubbles I don't know about?!

Blossom/Buttercup: Sshh!!

Princess: But before my courination starts, I have to get my partners planned segments out of the way.{Bored}Please welcome the great evil stylings of Mojo Jojo and Him- but don't like them too much that you let them stay on one second longer than they're supposed to!

{Mojo and Him are now seen on screen, but they're both arguing}

Mojo: No way you're going first, if they see you finish those annoying "heroes" off they'll be too shocked to pay attention to me!!

Him:{e.v}You're enough of an egomaniac that people have reason to be tired of you enough, now scram!{He pushes Mojo out of the way}{f.v}Oh, hello everyone. Tonight you are all witness to TV history as we pay our respects to the most famous television failures in history! Here they are now!

{The Histerians are now seen next to Him}

Sammy: Free Warner Brothers! Free Warner Brothers!{Pause}What, if I have to go, I'm at least gonna go with a memorable call to action, you all owe me that much.

Loud: IF ANY COPS OR GIRLS ARE AROUND, YOU JUST NEED TO WRESTLE A PINK, WELL, WHATEVER HE IS TO GET IN HERE IN TIME! I REPEAT, IF ANY GIRLS HEAR THIS-{Him covers Loud's mouth}

Him: Okay, I think that's enough last words for today. Now, if you're all real good I'll let you choose your demises, so if you haven't already, settle in to your horrific fates!{Laughs}

Buttercup: There, at last, a loophole to Blossom's think first theory! I don't think we can delay kicking butt and save people at the same time this time!

Blossom: You're right, we'll just have to figure out a way to beat them all as we go along!

Buttercup: Figure out a way, as if there's more than one?!

Bubbles: Um, girls?

Blossom: Oh, now look who's delaying things without any sense or logic.

Bubbles: Girls?

Buttercup: Don't use your whatchamahoozit brain waves on me cause I'll take care of them with one-

Bubbles:{Finally snaps}SHUT UP, YOU BIG FAT NINNIES!!!!!{The other girls stop}While you're fighting and arguing, fellow heros are about to be destroyed for good, you wanna argue about that to all their sad fans?!! Now be quiet for a change and follow me cause I got a good plan that you'd do well to just shut up and do what I do, got it!!!

{She flys off to the studio, though the other two girls are too shocked to move}

Bubbles:{V.O}WELL?!!!!

{The other girls finally move and stop in back of the box covering the studio}

Bubbles: Now everybody grab the bottom of this box and lift it up! We'll get rid of this thing keeping up from flying in there and distract Mojo and the others long enough to save our new friends! And save your jealousy about this, Blossom, I'll apologize for doing your job later, just do it!!

{Blossom and Buttercup pasue again, then grin their superhero grins again and fly to opposite sides of the box to start lifting it off the ground. Back in the studio though, Him is preparing the final blow to our own heroes}

Him: Say one last goodbye to your beloved audience, Histerians!

Aka: But then we won't have time to say goodbye to each other and blow goodbye kisses!

Lydia:{Beginning to cry}I'm really gonna miss all those times I did more than kiss a certain someone!

Charity: At least you lived to see the right age before you could actually do that stuff!

Him: Your sappy goodbyes tell me you want to die quicker. Well-{e.v}I AIM TO PLEASE!!!

{Just then the ground starts to shake for a few seconds and outside, we can see that the girls have lifted the box off the ground and the enitre lot is visible again}

Him: What was that?!

Mojo: Forget it, we've been distracted once too often today, just finish them quick so the world can be mine faster!!

Blossom:{V.O}Except for the world conquest part, you took the words right out of my mouth!

{The Powerpuffs triumphantly crash through the studio roof and then they each give Mojo, Him, and Princess a good solid right hook, knocking them down to the ground. They then get to work freeing the Histerians}

JusSonic: Heh heh, took your time setting up the dramatic rescue, eh? Not that I was worried of course.

Robert: See, see, I told you they'd show up though I accidentally made it look like I didn't trust them.

Lydia:{To R6}You know the consequences of letting my "last words" go out to the public, right?

R6: If it wasn't a tiny bit less fun than the other stuff, then there would be a problem.

Sammy: Hey, did my seat get wet all of a sudden or something?

Loud:{To the girls}Use the x-ray vision thing full blast on that seat quickly, please, with or without the man sitting on it.

{Soon enough, the girls have used their x-ray vision to free every last Histerian}

Froggo: We're free! We can love with hugs and kisses again!{Every Histerian hugs their loved one, except for an unattached Sammy of course}

Him: You REALLY want to be taken off of this world, don't you?!

{The heroes turn to see the three villains getting up, and with that the Histerians run out of the studio with the girls following them. The villains prepare to give chase until they are joined by Fuzzy}

Fuzzy: Hey, where did that metal thing I was guarding go?! Did someone take my property without my sayso again?!

Mojo: Why yes they did, why don't you go on your plum crazy rampage with Him and Princess's help while I, um, reassure the audience that everything's fine?

Princess: Oh no, we need all four of us to beat the tar out of them!

Fuzzy: They got tar too?! Well, if they can take my property, I'll just go take theirs too!{Turns red}

Mojo: Oh fine, fine, fine, let's just go already before the commercial.

{The fearsome foursome start wandering the studio for their foes- until at the center of the lot, they see the girls lying around}

Fuzzy: There they are!! Enough talk, smash now!!

{The villains all jump at once and tackle the girls. ALl we can see is a dustcloud covering them, lasers going off, and many a growl from Fuzzy. When the dust clears, they seem to have beaten their female foes to submission, and they all laugh}

Mojo: Mwahahaha!! Quick, zap them 10 more times and then my public awaits!

Fuzzy: Hey wait, y'all said they had tar in them, since when did they replace that with cotton?

Mojo/Him/Princess: What?{They look to see that what they beat up wasn't the girls, but dolls of them ripped apart}WHAT?!!!

Bubbles:{V.O}You're just lucky Professer can fix dolls, you doo doo heads!

{The villains now see the real girls flying right in frotn of them, and the pummling recommences. Only this time, without any time to get their weapons out, the evil Townsvillians are helpless. They quickly fall down again}

Buttercup: All right! Took us long enough to do that but it was worth the wait!{The H! gang comes into view}

Miss Info: Wow, I never thought little girls other than Charity and Aka could fight that good! Uh, no offense girls.

Charity: Why should we be angry at the puffers that saved our lvies and the studio?{Laughs}Oh, I wish we were on TV when I said that.

Loud: Speaking of which, we'd better disconnect the connection to that egocentric show before we get these guys out-{The girls fly away and come back in a split second}

Girls: Done!{Bubbles is holding Mojo's gun}

Bubbles: Hey, what kinda evil mad weapon is this anyway?{At the mention of this, Mojo quickly rises, jumps up, and grab the gun back}

Mojo: It is my gun, the gun is mine, and soon the victims of it will be mine as well!! Take this!!

{Mojo shoots the gun and rays come out hitting all of the H cast members. They are soon all in a trance}

Mojo: You are all under my control. You shall do whatever I say, which includes helping me destroy the Powerpuff Girls!{He laughs until Him and Princess get up}

Him: Mojo, you idiot!! You could have zapped the girls with that and made them do your bidding! Now that I said that just now, it's probably not gonna happen!

Mojo: But with their popularity, they can help get people on my side and increase my army's numbers by so much that the girls couldn't stop them! That's genius if you ask me!

Princess: Luckly we didn't or we'd never get out of here alive! Just get them to get the brats out of here quick!

Bubbles:{Gasps}We can't beat up normal people that aren't evil, especially good guys that were really funny on TV!

Blossom: We won't have to, as usual Mojo probably forgot something.{Grabs the gun from Mojo in a nanosecond and then fires it at the Histerians}You are under my control. Since Mojo didn't program this thing to follow just him I can use it to make you do my bidding.

Buttercup: Get them to make that network run more X-Men episodes!

Blossom: Maybe later, but for now I order them to live the rest of there lives as if they were not, I repeat, not under Mojo's control. Live and act exactly as you always do starting...now!{The Histerians snap out of their trance}

Loud: WELL, THAT WAS MORE HARMLESS THAN MOST EVIL PLANS USUALLY ARE!! But I guess it's a good thing we're facing now isn't that bright!{Even the villains laugh at this}

Mojo: ARGGH!! You're really going to beg for my forgiveness when my backup plan is concluded!{Runs off}

Blossom:{Breaks Mojo's gun}Well, that takes care of the beating four bad guys trouble, now it's back to the normal victories.

R6: Great, I guess you don't need us any more so we can go and get some sleep{To Lydia}among other things.

Lydia: Don't you think these girls deserve more for saving your "talents" than being exposed to your little hints?

Him:{f.v}Talking like we're not here, eh?{e.v}Then let's make this too big of a deal!!

{Him then grows until he is 50 feet tall, and though not in the different form he was in the first two fics, he's still frightening enough}

Sammy:{Pause}All right, someone other than me set us up for the worst!{He then sees that the other Histerians have run off}Oh, you're that desperate to go and not admit I'm right, eh? Well I'll show you!{Runs off and Him starts walking after him}

Blossom: Come on girls, it looks like Buttercup finally got her real workout for the night!

Bubbles: So that means she's gonna punch out who, Him, a flying Princess, or Fuzzy and his rock?

Buttercup: What are you- oh.

{We now see that Princess has gotten a jet pack and is flying in the air, and Fuzzy has gotten up and is holding a new rock}

Fuzzy: Well, lookie what I got here. Guess it's time for one of those, um eh, things where them thar girls are flatter than pancakes, whatever they're called.{Fuzzy throws the rock in the air}

Bubbles: Fly away! I don't wanna be flatter than pancakes no matter how good they taste!

Buttercup: That rocks to me!{Buttercup then punches the rock into litle pieces before it flatttens the girls}

Fuzzy: Hey, you ain't supposed to do that!

Princess: That's because you're supposed to wait until I stop them from moving by shooting rays at them, you dunce!

Fuzzy: Uh....what?

Princess: Oh, rich people like me shouldn't have to do everything themselves, but I can make an exception this time!

{Princess flys towards the girls and shoots blaster rays at them, but the girls fly away from them and wind up hiding behind one of the studios}

Blossom: We'll be safe here until we can think of something.

Sammy:{Popping into view}Hey girls!{The girls gasp in shock}It seems that we're not doing a good job of hiding from 50 foot monsters, perhaps a little help would be required?

Princess:{Flys into view}Ah ha, there you are, you snobbish, stupid enough to stop people better than you from being superheros, jerks! Oh, and the other insignificant whining idiot is here too.

Sammy:{Menacing}Get me up in that air.

Bubbles: I thought we just came here to stop bad guys, not give people free rides.

Sammy: I said lift me up and get me close to her now!

Bubbles: You didn't say that before, make up your mind!

Blossom: Now Bubbles, he is older and, well, older than us, so let's give him what he wants.{Winks}

Princess: I'm not even gonna give you time to figure out what she's talking about, I wanna end this now!

{The Powerpuffs pick Sammy up and fly back into the air with Princess chasing them}

Buttercup: Ugh, if your big plan was to slow us down you're doing it too well!

Sammy: I'll ignore your comments since you'll be too busy praising me after you turn around and throw me away!

{The girls turn around and head right for Princess}

Princess: Ah, I didn't think you were capable of being smart, but heading right for me to accept your fate couldn't be more smart indeed. Now hold still and I'll make this only a little painful.

Sammy: That's more credit than I was gonna give you. Now!

{The girls throw Sammy right at Princess- and he lands right on top of her. And the weight is causing Princess to fall down to the ground}

Princess: Get off me! I order you to get off, this is an executive order!!

Sammy: Just 3 more seconds, boss!{Princess and Sammy land on the ground}Well, it certainly is refreashing to actually have something to land on for once.

{Princess gets up in a daze and as she does, the Powerpuffs take away her jetpack and weapons and then hold her down}

Blossom: You did it Mr, well, who are you again?

Sammy: Melman. Hero of Histeria two times in a row Melman. Oh, if only the others weren't being torn apart by a sissy sounding demon right now!

Princess: All right Melman, you had your one shot of pride before you get fired, happy now?!

Buttercup: That's the last order you're ever giving in this place, and we got the power now to make it happen.

Princess: Is that so?

Blossom: You've lost, so you can give back the studio to Thaddeus Plotz and leave now.

Bubbles: You can even get your billion dollars back so we all leave here happy. I like that part.

Princess: Never! I purchased this place fair and square, and I can technically have you arrested for tresspassing!

Buttercup: But would you say that you're more busy plotting with evil monkeys and devils and pink, well, whatevers than actually running the studio?

Princess: Who cares, I can plan evil and other things with anyone I want, and even if something bad happens all I have to do is cry to Daddy and I'll be free in two seconds! In fact, Daddy's so easy to play around with and he's such a sucker that I'll be out in 1 second, so go ahead, do your worst, I have the money and the connections with a sap to win no matter what!!

Voice:{Mad}Ahem.

{Everyone turns around and we see the lower body of another grownman with fancy clothes and body language that seems to say he's very angry}

Princess: D-Daddy? Heh, what a nice surprise, how'd you get here?

Buttercup: I thought your Dad would love to know how his precious little Princess is doing, so I borrowed Melman's cell phone and called him over just in time.

Blossom: There, you see the benifits of thinking first? Although you could have done better than just taking his phone without asking.

Buttercup: One small victory at a time, please.

Princess: Daddy, I, I can explain!{Princess is grabbed by her Dad and is dragged away as she rambles}It was all Mojo and Him's fault, they made me join up with them and then those girls showed up before I even did anything and they tricked me! It's all their fault and I hate them!{Starts crying up a storm as she is dragged out of sight}

Sammy: Bye boss, see you never! Man, I am so glad I never had kids.

Fuzzy: All right, the complaning little girl is gone, now I can do whatever I wants!{The Mayor then enters the scene carrying something of Fuzzy's}GREAT TARNATIONS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!

Mayor:{With Fuzzy's banjo}Wow, can you believe how much cooler this place is when you can see it without a box covering it! They even had this neato banjo as a welcome present, listen to this!{Starts playing the banjo very badly}Oh, I'm kicking it to the sidewalk now!

Fuzzy: Joe, no!!!

Mayor:{Stops playing}Thank you Burbank, I love ya!{He then smashes the banjo like a guiter and this makes Fuzzy faint and fall down}

Bubbles: Wow, even the Mayor had a good idea, you must be real happy Blossom!

Blossom: Good job, Mayor! Two down, two to go! Come on girls!{The girls fly off}

Mayor:{Sad}Bye bye banjo, I hardly knew ya.

{Near the water tower, many Histerians are dodging the giant Him's attempt to grab them with his claws}

Him: Give it up. Histerians! This time you have no luck left!!

Aka: Like we haven't heard that before!

Him: You're acting like you're actually going to live through this!

JusSonic: Well, it's not like you haven't done this sort of thing before- although we can't call a mob to tackle you and we don't have any carbonite guns to freeze you and since you can't be beaten physically- yep, we're done for.

Robert: Not if water and heat don't mix. Half of you keep him distracted, the rest of you come with me.{Half of them do just that}

Him: Hahahaha, you're really so committed to delaying the inevitable, aren't you? I mean, you all are gonna die someday, wouldn't you rather go at an early age and by someone who deserves retribution?!

Loud: OH, LIKE WE NEVER HEARD THAT EITHER! YOU CAN'T IMPRESS US, WE'VE SEEN TOO MUCH TO BE THAT SCARED!

Smartypants: If research in the field has taught me anything it's that everyone has a weakness that can be used, even shapeshifting underworld things like you.

Him: A likely story if it weren't so false! I can't be beaten physically, I can only be outsmarted and it's not like you have any energy left to do that! I am invincable, I will not be denied and I shall now stomp on all you like I should have done instead of wasting time talking a long time ago!

Robert:{V.O}Oh, you Townsville villains love setting up your nasty fates too? Okay then, fire!

{We see Robert and the other turning a valve nearby, which seems to ahve an effect on the water tower. Him is puzzled, until seconds later a giant amount of water comes out of the water tower and hits Him directly}

Him: AHHH!!! IT BURNS, THE WETNESS BURNS SO BADLY!!! CURSE YOU FEW SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR TROUPE!!!

{Him then resumes screaming as the water covers Him all over until he shrinks down to normal size. He then falls in a puddle of water and rolls around scremaing some more, and when he finally is lying on dry ground he is too tramatized to move}

Him:{f.v}Water, water everywhere, it wouldn't go away and come back another day. Water, water everywhere.{At this point the girls have come over and seen this}

Bubbles: Hey, why is he acting all scared and nervous all of a sudden?

Buttercup: Cause we got here too late to make it worse, but I gotta admit, this is more damage than we've ever done to Him.{They fly back on the ground}

Blossom: Yeah, you guys really did a lot of damage here! No wonder he wouldn't stop complaing what happened when he first came here for months!

Froggo: We do have a habit of doing that, as several dozen others can tell you.

Blossom: Well I guess that's it, we got rid of everyone that's much of a threat. Now all we need to do is find Mojo and give him the old one two and then we can go back to having fun here.

{Mojo then jumps into the scene holding the remains of his gun}

Mojo: I believe all the fun is about to be taken away and put into my hands for keeps!

Robert: Come on guys, we might as well get a good seat for this and make sure Mojo's blood doesn't get on us.

Mojo: This is a misconception, talking as if you have all won here! As it so happens, my backup plan is waiting to show up and finish my victory. And savor this plan before it crushes you girls, for it is the last plan you shall ever live to see me carry out, because it is a reprisal of the one with the only foes you could never defeat in hand to hand combat! And this time I didn't have to put their ingridents in a toilet to revive them, not to mention the chance of destroying them with romantic niceness is right out this time! Boys, if you please!

Bubbles: No!! Not that, anything but that!

Buttercup: You gotta be kidding me!

Blossom: You wouldn't! Wait a minute, why would I ask something like that since I'm far from stupid, of course he'd have to go and bring back the-

{The dreaded backup plan flys into view, but the plan is actually three flying little boys, one with blue clothes, one with red clothes, and one with green clothes. These are boys the girls know as...}

Girls: The RowdyRuff Boys!!!

Mojo: Righto! Nosy ex television people, say hello to Boomer, Brick, and Butch, a.k.a the Rowdyruff Boys, a.k.a those who cannot, once again I must say again, cannot be gotten rid of by kissing, and a.k.a your-

Brick: Aw, shut up! You're wasting valuable butt kicking time!

Boomer: Hey, who are these new sissy kids with those icky girls, and who are these new icky girls anyway?!

Aka: Great, we gotta deal with more idiots asking for pain.

JusSonic: These aren't idiots, these are the only villains to ever defeat the Powerpuffs Girls in combat, so you can guess that doesn't bode well for us!

Butch: That reminds me, we gotta give the old girls a good whomping so we can go off and find some demolition derbys to crash!

Mojo: You go do that while I watch from a good enough distance to enjoy the action and begin my world rule. Good bye for good, soon to be powerless girls!{Laughs as he runs away}

Bubbles: What'll we do, we can't beat these guys!

Buttercup: Pull yourself together, we fought them a long time ago so we're obviously better now!{The three boys then give each of the girls a hard right hook and they fall down}Well, now I guess there's no time like the present to start proving my point.

{The girls get up and charge the boys, but in eahc of their hand to hand brawls the boys have the advantage}

Lydia: We can't just stand here, someone do something!

R6: Sure, we'll just walk up to three superpowered little boys and talk them out of doing something they were pretty much programed to do, that's smart.

Miss Info: Say, if they were programmed maybe we can get that monkey to deprogram them. Where is he anyway?

{We now see Mojo climbing the water tower and he stops right in front of the Warner's door}

Mojo:{Putting the gun back together}Yes, the whooping is proceeding exactly as I planned. And while they're busy losing, I'll just put my mind control gun back together, increase it's power and make it possess the whole world, and this time I shall be extra specific in my orders! Very few things can beat me now!{Pause}Ha, at least I won't be victim to the nothing can stop me now curse this time.

{Back at the fights, the girls are starting to get some good punches in on the boys until the Rowdyruffs fly higher}

Brick: Hey, what's wrong here, those girls are supposed to be begging for mercy by now!

Butch: Don't worry boys, follow my lead and we'll finish them.

Boomer: Why should we follow you, I'm the toughest one here!

Brick: I beg to differ, they were hurting the most by my powerful jabs!

Boomer: You out of your mind, I'm the toughest one here!

Butch: You wanna step outside and say that, punk?!

Brick: You're not stepping anywhere until I kick you to the moon!{The girls then fly back up and punch the Rowdyruffs, and they land far away}

Butch: See, now that wouldn't have happened if you folowed my lead and hit them with cool looking cars.

Boomer: Cars? Now you're talking my language!

Brick: Get some with the flames on em, those are cool!{Cut back to the studio}

Bubbles:{Gasping for breath}How much longer do we have to do this, I'm getting powerpooped.

Blossom: Well, we got them away for a little while so we can figure out a new approach.

Buttercup: Duck!

Bubbles: That's great, we can sic ducks on them and they'll quack at them till they go crazy!

Buttercup: No, I mean fly away from here!

Bubbles: Why didn't you say that earlier- AHH!

{Three cars are now heading for the girls and Blossom and Bubbles are hit by two of them, but Buttercup dodges the third. However the third car is headed right for Charity, until Loud pushes her away in time}

Loud: Are you all right, did the mean bullies hurt you? Any place I can kiss to make feel better?

Charity: Not quite, though that probably won't stop you.

Loud: Well I guess I should get one little bit of fun before we get back to fighting to the death and stuff.{Kisses Charity just as the Rowdyruffs arrive}

Brick: AHH! What the heck is that?!!

Boomer: My eyes, I'm blind!

Butch: What could possess a boy to actually do something like that?!

Loud: You think that's really that gross?

Brick: You've betrayed the male, well, whatever they call it!

Loud: Well it's not like I'm the only one here that's part of my wacky kissing club, Froggo, Toast, and Lucky Bob are experienced in it too.

Boomer: You mean there are more boys that do...those sick acts?!

Loud: Yep, they've done it, and no matter what they do, every boy will do something like I just did when they get old.

Butch: You mean when we get older we're gonna want to do that?!{Screams along with the other boys and they all look like they're gonna be sick}

Smartypants: Too bad for them Him took away my puke buckets.

JusSonic: Hey, I think you may have just done it! Mojo eliminated their weakness to girls being nice to them, but it seems they can still get grossed out enough to want to, well, go bye bye!{Blossom and Bubbles then squeeze out from the cars and join Buttercup}

Blossom: Hey, what's going on? Don't tell me those Histeria girls kissed them!

Buttercup: Nope, but at least they grossed them out enough to make sure we wouldn't have to try it out just to prove Mojo's a liar.

Bubbles: Wow, look at the shiny lights coming out of those guys!

{The bouys are now so grossed out that they begin to break apart, and in a few seconds, just like in their only TV apperance, they explode into nothingness}

Toast: All right, we saved superheros from getting beat up by supervillains!

Pepper: Oh, that was so funny, I just hope the Powerpuffs aren't too angry with us for doing their job that they won't sign my book later!

Blossom: We'll talk about whatever that means after Mojo is finally ready to get defeated whether he likes it or not!

Mojo:{Calling out from the tower}Let's go with not because although my creations are gone, my world domination dream is finally born!{Pulls out his now rebuilt gun and shoots it, and the rays coming out land far away}Attention whole world. You are under Mojo Jojo's control and under Mojo Jojo's control ONLY!! As such, I command you to follow me and I command anyone nearby to get out any weapons you can find, and come to the Warner Brothers studio and not leave until you help me destroy the Powerpuff Girls forever!!

{Just then a rumbling is heard and a second later, a mon of people with weapons are running into the studio}

Mojo: Yes, yes, YES!! My time is finally at hand!!

Sammy: Okay, this is getting very long, very tiring, and if there was an audience that could still think for themselves they'd be bored because this just wouldn't end! Of course it looks like we're gonna have this end soon enough.

Robert: It sure is. But let me try one more act before I go.{Starts talking in his Mojo voice}Attention people, this is your one and only overlord, Mojo Jojo! I order you to disregard my last order and not destroy any superheroic Chemical X created girls!

Mojo: WHAT?!!{Jumps back onto the ground}That is not my voice, your impression is far from being close to perfect!

Robert: Tell that to them, why don't you?{The mob ahs now put down all their weapons}

Mojo: All right then, I will! This is your true leader ordering you-

Robert: To not stop beating me, Mojo Jojo, up until I am inconscious and you shall ignore any pleas I make to stop before then!

Mojo: Stop it, for you are not me and cannot speak for me! I am their ruler!! I am their king!! I am Mojo Jojo!! OBEY ME!!!!

Robert:{Normal}You're Mojo Jojo?

Mojo: YES, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY MOJO JOJO!!!!

Robert: Well, they got their orders to beat Mojo Jojo up, so...{The mob advances towards Mojo}

Mojo: No, wait, stop! You have been tricked, you're victims of a hoax! At least stop so I can get my other lasers and destroy you with those, STOP!

{The mob then tackles Mojo and pounds him into submission}

Buttercup: Say, it's just as much fun seeing Mojo get busted than doing it myself!

Blossom: Now this is what I call a satisfying vacation.

{The mob finally moves awya from Mojo since he's banged up all over}

Mojo: Ugh....sometimes it's bad to be the king.

{Blossom picks up Mojo's gun and fires it}

Robert:{In Mojo's voice}Attention everyone! You shall never take another order from me again and live your lives as if I never controlled you that all, that is all. Oh, and the mob can go home now.

{Once he's finished, the mob of people turn and go home, and then Blossom turns the gun to dust with her x-ray vision}

Sammy: What, that's it? We actually beat everyone this time? Him's not gonna get up cured of his water weakness?

Him:{Crawling into the scene}Water everywhere, make it stop.

Loud: Yep, that's it. Everything's actually been taken care of, I guess the Powerpuff can go home to be with their Professer.

Bubbles:{Gasps}We forgot to wake up the Professer!

{On cue, a car pulls up in front of the studio and Profeser Utonium comes out, or rather walks slowly out since he's very badly sunburned}

Professer: Girls- ow! Are you all right?

Bubbles: We're fine, we were just beating up Mojo and the other since they were trying to get rid of superheros just like us, only without any Chemical X.

Professer: Oh, those Histeria people! I wish I ould say hello, it's nice to meet you under a less confused mind. First I woke up with intense pain, then some voice commanded me to drive here, then the next thing I know I'm here and like I said, very confused. And as a man of science it's not something I'm used to.

Blossom: Don't worry Professer, we'll explain everything and so will the Histerians. Besides, they did most of the villain beating at the end.

Loud: Though it's not a happy experience, we're happy to do it once it's over with. But now I guess we'd better head back to our hotel since our regular home's been trashed for a whole day.

Miss Info: Say, have any of you figured out exactly how long it takes to get used to not sleeping in a palace, I mean, I'm just curious.

Professer: Well you know, the girls do have a half hour left until their bedtime.

Blossom: Yeah. Do any of you have the blueprints or something that looks like your house?

Sammy:{Gets out blueprints}Here you are, I keep them for those times when I need to remind certain people who built most of that studio.

Buttercup: Well you don't have to have that responsibility any more.

{She holds up the blueprints to the H! studio, and when they are put down we see the Histeria studio rebuilt and back to normal, plus it's now daytime}

Narrator: Yes, the last remaning loose ends are tied as the Powerpuff Girls rebuilt the studio and the lot in general just like they have to do everyday in Townsville. Princess was forced to give up control of the lot and it was sold back to a not very happy Plotz.{Plotz enters the scene}

Plotz: Lousy ungreatful employees, I finally get some happiness and they have to make my buyer take it away! At least that brat's dad has my billion dollars and not her, but that's not gonna end my new goal in life to make the other people responsible pay for taking my billion dollars away!!{His cell hpone then rings}Hello, whadda you want, I was in the middle of wrapping up a chilling foreshadowing speech!!

Narrator: Luckly it would take a while longer for Plotz to realize that all the cartoon stars sent away by Him were returned back to their homes, though they didn't go without leaving their make on their temporary home.

Him:{V.O}ARRGGGHHH!!! ALL MY CURTAINS AND BATHTUBS AND FURNITURE, RUINED!!! I'LL GET YOU POWERPUFFS AND YOU WATER LOVING HISTERIANS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!!{Pause, f.v}AHH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENSY TO NOT TAPE OVER MY EXCERCISE VIDEOS!

{The Histerians, Powerpuffs, and the Mayor and Professer laugh at hearing this}

Sammy: Well, all is as it should be and all our homes are back!

R6: That includes all of my anvils and other cartoony punishment stuff as well, so watch your back when the celebration from this latest battle ends.

Lydia: You should take your own advice for that later on.{Pause}None of you girls have the slighest idea what that meant, right?

Bubbles: No, but if it was about flowers I'll be more interested!

Charity: Anyway, we're sorry we had to get in that kind of trouble and ruin your vacation.

Blossom: That's okay, we were probably gonna have to go back to Townsville later today anyway since there are so many more nosy criminals out there. True, we can't get much of vacations, but that's the price you pay to save the world.

Loud: Um, we all get the fact that us Histerians can relate to that very well, right?

Lucky Bob: Yes, they're tragic just like we are now.

Blossom: No, we have the good life mixed with the bad stuff like you guys, and we should leave you to get back to the rebuilt parts of your good life now.

Mayor: Good, the faster we get back on the road the faster I can put on all my polka CD's to listen to on the way over!

Professer: Girls, this is what's called as the only time it is acceptable to pick up cars and fly them over to a far away distance like Townville in order to shorten trips.

Bubbles: That's good, then we can get back and I'll have less time to think about how I'm gonna miss these guys.

Everyoen except Buttercup: Aw!

Buttercup: Aw geez, it's things like that that remind me that being cute sometimes isn't worth it! Can we go now, do we have everything?

Blossom: We just need to pack up one more thing.{She is now holding up a tied up Mojo}

Mojo: You have all made a huge mistake today! You got me angry enough to be more determined to make a plan that will crush you girls, and you Histeria people have earned a place in my enemies list, meaning you too will suffer the wrath, the fury, and the unmitigated might and power of-{A scarf is then tied around Mojo's jaw so he can't talk and with that, everyone gives a very loud cheer}

JusSonic: Yay, one person with the ability to talk like that is bad enough around here!

Robert: I did help save the day with that, that's something I can, gloat, snicker, and endlessly talk about when I have to.

Aka: Maybe later, we'd better go and let our friends fly off. Then I think there was the matter of that romantic business I was talking about a few days back that I should take care of.

Froggo: Bye girls, see you whenever Mojo makes good on his threat!{Runs off with Aka}

Buttercup: Yuck, no wonder the Rowdyruff's wanted to blow up than live to want to do that!

Blossom: Not that that's gonna stop us from saving the day ourselves.{Throws Mojo in the car and the Professer and Mayor soon enter it}Come on girls, let's go make sure our rebuilding skills aren't rusty to fixing Townsville.

{The girls then pick up the car and lift it off the ground}

Bubbles: Bye funny people, we'll miss you!

Professer: Bye nice normal heroes, and Smartypants, don't forget to contact me with your scientific thoughts via e-mail!

Buttercup: K, bye Histerians, be sure to tell that Plotz fellow to make sure to make a video tape I can get that has your best fighting moves!

Mayor: Wow! That's the water tower those Warner kids use down there, can we go back and meet them, they're too funny!

Professer: What about your polka CD's?

Mayor: Oh, turn on the one where they play the Hoky Poky, that's one dope sound!

{The girls and Professer laugh and then fly off out of view as the Histerians wave good bye. We then go to the Powerpuff's trademark heart shaped end shot comes up}

Narrator: And so, for the first time- though knowing the people writing this stuff it might not be the last- the day....is saved by not one but two superhero teams, the Histerians{a picture of them comes up}and the Powerpuff Girls!{The girls end pose comes up}Boy those Histerians sure do get in a lot of brawls, do you think they get in them in enough spare time for me to call the action? I mean, the girls are great, but narrating for two famous teams of good guys would give me a real shot in the arm career wise. Even though technically I don't have an arm, I'm just a voice, which is very depressing now that you think about it...could someone dial the number for a shrink before you go, I'd do it myself but- aw, just fade out already, I need to get some air! Not that I have legs to go get it though, hmph.

{The "The End" logo finally comes up as the motionless narrator finishes}

THE END

CAST
Christine Cavidini: Blossom
Tara Strong: Bubbles
E.G Daly: Buttercup
Roger L. Jackson: Mojo Jojo/Butch
Tom Kane: Him/Professer Utonium/Daddy
Tom Kenny: Mayor/Narrator
Jennifer Hale: Princess
Jim Cummings: Fuzzy Lumpkins
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington
Laraine Newman: Charity/Miss Info
Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman/Mr Smartypants/Brick/Boomer
Nathan Rugger: Froggo
Cree Summer: Aka Pella
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Tress MacNeille: Toast/Pepper/Cho-Cho
Jeff Bennett: Lucky Bob
Frank Welker: Mr Plotz
JusSonic: Himself
Robert: Himself
R6: Himself
Mike Nelson, Tom, and Crow T. Robot: Themselves

This has to be the best fic you've written since the "24" series! And, given how great that was, as well as the works in between, that says a lot! And I hope Mojo's threats don't end up empty (hinting at "sequel" here) Seriously, this fic rocks! And, thank you for not overdoing the Mojo impersonations. Yes, that's funny, but... (thinks of "Los Dos Mojos") it can go on too long if left in the open...

If there is a sequel... can I get more fighting time? R6 can hold his own in battle, just don't make me fight any female supervillains.

You're back! I was beginning to think you will never return (just like the Histerians thought in "The Return"). You left "Falseotto" and "The Life Story of Louis B. Richardson" still in the air, and I was wanting to submit my next part after your next part for the Louis B. Richardson life story like forever! Okay, I am calm now. But seriously, glad to have you here again.

Mojo will be back, because I will be featured him in "The Revenge of the Villains 3: Loud's Heroes vs. Stark's Villains", where Mojo teamed up with other H! villains, including the reappearance of the Disney villains and the return of a certain villain from one of robert's fics. Got to go now, and hurry up with your part. You're driving me insane, but that's nothing compare to you. (Don't tell Lydia I said that, okay?)

R6 would NEVER leave. I've been a bit... busy. Remember, I have that H!/Metroid story coming up... so, gotta play more Metroid Prime! This game is quite expansive.

As far as the fics go, I'm on it. I'll do the next psrt of the life story soon, then focus on Falsetto and the new stories. I think I'll do the Kirby crossover first.

You make it sound as if I'd died... again...

Cool, story! I'm still a Histeria fan and all. I want to say, keep up the good work.

And JS, I will going to post that story on ff.net.