A Big Histeria Crossover Party II: The Winter Party.
December 7 2002 at 6:45 PM
from IP address 204.30.89.230
(Yes believe it or not I'M actually starting this before I end up forgetting. This is the sequel to the highly interactive "A Big Histeria Crossover" party from JusSonic which was initially "A Rugrats/Histeria Party" with all the Rugrats and characters from Tenchi Muyo!, Night Court, Invader Zim, Irresponsible Captain Tylor and even William Daniels whom played John Addams in the 1972 musical "1776". While you can re-introduce these people and perhaps even put in different people such as Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd 'n Eddy, MST3K and more. This is all for all a party for all the Histerians and anyone else we can think of, now too mention us authors as well. This can go throughout the entire season well at least this month, sure I should've did it last month but hey at least I'm FINALLY getting back into doing some fanfic work. Anyone in here can join in and please do have fun though no nastily bashing our guests or anything like that. We can have little good-natured jabs at eachover if you wish. And this is just simply a silly little story so just do try to be funny if you so wish. Though please do try to come up with any hopefully clever twists that you can think of. Anyways before this goes too much LONGER here is the first part of the fic.)
(Dateline: December 2002 Location: The Histeria Fan Writers Studios in Norung's site. Yeah who knew we actually had a studio huh? There is something secret going on in the back room with two H! writers and a WELL known histerian.)
Pokejedservo (in a somewhat different voice): Alright "Young Loud" are you ready for your training?
Loud (getting into a fighting stance): Yeah sure lets get this over with!
Pokejedservo (now in a more gruffer voice): Well let the games begin. (Now in a more normal tone) Ready Mike?
Mike: Ready! (Plays the music tape on his tape player, which at first sounds like regular rock as they are ready to fight. But then the music sounds stranger...more like..."EVIL CLOWN" MUSIC! More known with either Android 19 and/or Super Buu from Dragon Ball Z.)
Loud (with eyes widening in terror as Pokey leashes a little smile): Uh oh...
(Poke comes in for a fast attack with a barrage of hits knocking Loud senseless, knocking him to the wall as Poke walks over to him carrying him up by the foot.)
Loud (obviously dazed): TeLl Me PoKe... WhO sHoUlD i HaTe MoRe? YoU oR cHrIs FaUlCoNeR?
Poke (in a different gruff voice): From the looks of things a little bit of both.
Loud (now normal): Huh?
Poke: Oh don't get sore at me Loud, its just a little training match. Sure you got your bruises & bumps but hey that's what happens when you let your guard down like that.
Loud: Yeah and with friends like you, who needs Gene?
Poke: I haven't tried to kill you nor will I ever. I'm just a guy who likes to have that kind of fun every now & then. (Now he puts Loud down.)
Loud: OW! And by the way Mike, why did you help him like that?
Mike: He asked me too...
Loud: Oh, OK then...
(Robert & JS come in with a message.)
JS: Hey guys we... (notices Loud's battered body) Another one of your "beatings" Poke?
Poke: Hey I can't help it if the little boombox just couldn't keep his guard up. And besides R6 does this with him too.
JS: Now you know why I prefer DB over DBZ...
Robert: Now now guys before anything nasty happens we just came in with a reminder that you were going to announce us your new plan. You did remember right?
Poke: Uhhh...I think so...
(They all fell down anime-style)
Robert: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "THINK" SO?!
Poke: I'm just KIDDING with you guys sheesh, yes I know of my plan and once we get into the main area of this place I'll tell it in front of you all.
(Now there are all in the main lobby with all the Histerians along with PJS, Robert, JS, R6, Norung, Mike, Froggofan, DR. BELCH, Nftnat and possibly more.)
Norung: Alright Pokejed, you may begin your announcement.
Pokejedservo: Thank you Norung...*ahem* we are gathered here today to eventually have a party like we did one year ago.
JusSonic: You mean that big crossover party we had on the november of 2001?
Pokejedservo: Yep, but this time it'll be BIGGER as we can re-invite all our guests from last time and even get MORE!
R6: Like the folks froms Ed Edd 'n Eddy?
PJS: Yep...
Robert: Powerpuff Girls?
PJS: Yep...
JS: Will you get arrested eventually?
PJS: Ye..ehh..I mean NO!
(JS snickers)
PJS: Anyways we can invite anyone we want and this is just simply for us to have fun. Anyone of you OK with that?
Everyone else: OK!
PJS: Okay let's get things started!
(End)
Now who wants to continue on? And BTW I apologize if I am being offensive to you JS since I have made it clear that I do NOT hate Loud at all, I apologize if you wanted to start on this but since your busy with over stuff I'd though I try to do this. And since I can't submit anymore stories to FF.net since I no longer have Microsoft Word Processor could you submit it there for me? I'd just thought I ask, and I hope you all have fun with this one.
(QC to a few minutes later. We see the same building that the Histerians hold their last party. The writers are talking.)
Pokejedservo: Okay, who are we inviting again?
JusSonic: Let me check. Hey, guys!
(The MST3K cast came over)
Crow: What is it?
JusSonic: Who's coming over?
(Mike checked his list)
Mike: Well, we decided on bringing the other guests back, including the Rugrats and Tenchi Muyo! group.
R6: Oh crud! Ayeka is probably going to be among them.
BB: Here comes another cat fight.
Tom: Meow!
JusSonic: And we all thought R6 is the only one with a sick sense of humor. Everything is going to be fine. Oh, and Pokejedservo, please refrain from hurting Loud in the future.
Pokejedservo: Oh come on! I was only having fun! You would have accept that after the Rocky Horror parody spoof business!
JusSonic: Yeah, but getting Charity and Froggo to tease him in the second polls awards?
Pokejedservo: They were the ones having fun, not me.
JusSonic: I like Charity winning the first one, but Froggo? Maybe in some alternative universe, but not here!
Robert: Who else is coming, Mike?
Mike: Well, besides the last comers, and the ones who didn't come last time, including me and the robots, here are some new casts JusSonic has added to the list.
Crank Yankers
Medabots
The Care Bears
Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat
Spongebob Squarepants
The cast members of Scary Movie
Spaceballs
Austin Powers
Treasure Planet
Blue's Clues
Digimon, all 4 seasons
Some of the authors from Anime Survivor
The contestants of all 4 seasons of Survivor
The contestants of The Mole
Mickey's House of Mouse, though I don't know why
The Simpsons
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Shrek
(The other cast members of Histeria! came over to listen to the list)
Lydia: (disgusted) Wait a minute...Crank Yankers? You mean that show about prank phone calls with puppets who use foul language and are sometimes...naked?
R6: They are in there.
Lydia: Eew!
Robert: And didn't I say that the Spongebob Squarepants are too small to make a crossover? And plus, they are sea critters.
JusSonic: Don't worry, we will give the sea critters, except Sandy because she is an air breather, helmets and Mr. Smartypants will use his enlarging machine to make them big.
Robert: Eh, I wonder why I didn't think of that.
Tom: We don't know, Robert, we don't know.
Mike: Also Mr. JusSonic add in some celebrities in there...
Jim Carrey
Mike Myers
Martin Short
Al Gore, I don't why
N'Sync
Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond (Note from JusSonic: Hey, they are celebrities to me!)
Christopher Walken
Sandra Bullock
Eric Fogel
John Cleese
Pokejedservo: Wait, you are inviting the vice-president to this party?
JusSonic: If we are lucky, he won't come at all!
Loud: Hold on, we got too many guests! How can this building hold them all?
Sammy: I got an idea!
R6: A first for Melman here.
Sammy: Shut up. Mr. Kellner has given us a building because he doesn't want it anymore. Why don't we turn it into a nightclub where previous stars can go to have fun and hold our party there?
Charity: Didn't Mickey have a house just like it?
Sammy: Yeah, but this house will have previous people we met in the past, including news one we didn't met yet.
Poke: Well I got some different folks coming in already.
JS: Oh really? Whom...
Poke: Well lets see here Rugrats, Hamtaro, Darkstalkers, Kids Next Door...
JS: Kids Next Door? Cool... And say are the folks from the Austin Powers movies coming in?
Poke: I dunno but I got these kid-sized AP clothes.
JS: Kid-Sized AP clothes?
Poke: Sure we can just have the Rugrats dressed up like and it'll go like this...
Chuckie-Austin Powers
Angelica-Felicity Shagwell
Susie- Foxxy Cleopatra
Tommy- Dr. Evil
Dyl- Mini Me
Lil- Frau
JS: First off, what about Phil & Kimmi?
Poke: Haven't got to them yet...
JS: OK and second...no because I don't quite think their parents would..."approve" of such a thing.
Poke: True but I'd thought I do this, y'know just in case...
JS: Alright but are there any more folks you can invite here?
Poke: PLENTY more!
JS: And will hopefully be on TIME!
Poke: Ehhh...maybe... (Ding Dong) Oh that could be one of them now!
(He opens the door to reveal a slightly taller older man with brown hair.)
Man: Hello I am Scott McNeil...is this the party?
Poke: YES IT IS! AH OMIGOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Robert: Mind explaining us whom this guest is?
Scott McNeil: Hello I am Scott McNeil, Austrailian-born Canadian VA whom works for the Ocean Group studios in Vancouver, Canada. The work me & my people have been in anime english dubs as those such as Escaflowne, Hamtaro, Gundam Wing, DBZ and more. We've even been on US shows such as X-Men Evolution and the new He-man series.
Hopefully some of my co-workers such as Ted Cole, David Kaye and Tom Kenney will show up.
R6: Tom Kenney? As in the narrotor of Powerpuff Girls, Tom Kenney?
Scott McNeil: And I think he is also that Spongebob Squarepants, but as for his work with us he did a few miscellaneous work with us on Dragon Ball Z.
JS: Okay but still it is strange that the first official guest we get is a VA from Canada.
Scott McNeil: Well me, David Kaye and Ian James Cortlett did have a small cameo in that "Toasty Histeria Picture Show" fic back in the April of 2001.
(Then we suddenly see Charity with a strange "bug-eyed" look in her eyes staring at McNeil.)
Charity: Are you...Scott McNeil?
McNeil: Uhhh...yes
(Now she is ever so cheerfully smiling as she runs to McNeil grasping on to his right leg.)
McNeil: Oh...$hit I remember you now. Say Poke she was the one who was...
Poke: Yep...
JS: Mind explaining this Poke?
Poke: Remember the certain lyrics to the THPS version of "Science Fiction, Doube Feature" with were "And then I got hot from McNeil, Scott"?
JS: Yep and...oh boy
R6: It's no big deal really about a short while ago Loud was drooling like a little pervert over the sight of Tina Armstrong from the Dead or Alive games?
Poke: Yep "I" sure do, though she tried to call and remind us that the kiss she made to me in the ending of that fic was seriously just acting.
R6: You mean it wasn't for real? Oh I'm so sorry to hear that Poke...
Poke: It's alright man, but at least her acting has certainly improved.
R6: True, and while I understand on why Scott McNeil hasn't appeared all that much lately. How come none of the others appeared all that much?
Poke: Didn't have any plans to and besides I haven't done all that many fanfics lately and I'm probably the only one to actually use them even if its just for a bit.
R6: True, and say is he the voice of Proto Man & Dr. Wily in the Mega Man animated series that was on ABC Family?
Poke: Yep
JS: How come this business between Charity & Scott McNeil hasn't been mentioned until now Poke?
Poke: Simple, it was prefered that it was kept quiet so that Charity won't go crazy over him again. But apparently it has happenend again, I was hoping that it wouldn't but apparently it did.
JS: Okay...
Poke: Oh and by the way, Mr. McNeil I am SO sorry for THIS happening again!
Scott: Hey don't worry she'll hopefully get over it soon. Sure she may be cutting out some blood circulation in my leg here but over than that I'm fine for now.
Poke: Oh good thanks for taking this sportingly, Mr. McNeil. You can walk this way over to the party. (McNeil leaves with Charity still holding on.) Well at least hopefully nobody will grab onto Tim Curry when he gets here.
JS: Except maybe you perhaps?
Poke (sarcastic laughter): Funny...
Robert: But still let's go watch and wait for some of the other guests to get here.
The others in the room: RIGHT!
(The End)
How's THAT for a suprise twist?! And yeah I did fully intend for Charity to have a quite the secret crush on Scott McNeil here is what he looks like in a few pics...
And for a small visual listing of his work take a look here...
This certainly doesn't have to be long but please don't get rid of it shortly in the next part unless its necessary. But still I hope you all have fun with this and I look forward when somebody in here makes the next part into the story.
(QC to a empty house somewhere on the WB lot. The Histerians are outside looking at it.)
Aka: This is it, Sammy?
Sammy: Yep, it may not be much but it is good.
Toast: Dude, how are our guests are going to enjoy themselves?
JusSonic: Especially Mr. McNeil, who we managed to get Charity off of.
Loud: What? (to Charity annoyed) Charity...
Charity: Oh knock it off, Loud. I am still in love with you, but you know how girls are often crazy over men like McNeil.
Loud: He better not try anything.
Charity: Relax, the last thing I am is another love triangle.
CC: Especially since the last triangle ended with me getting BB.
BB: Don't I know it, heh heh heh.
R6: And everyone thought I was the only one here with the sick mind.
Dante: How are we going to get this repair for the party?
Sammy: Don't worry, I got some help.
(We then see a sound like a sound of speed.)
Sammy: And here he is now!
(Indeed, it is Speedy Gonzales of Looney Tunes fame)
Speedy Gonzales: Hello there, senors.
Pepper: It's Speedy!
Miss Info: Hi, Speedy. We haven't seen you since that whole Judge Doom business!
Speedy: It's good to see you Histerians catos again.
Sammy: Speedy, would you please...
Speedy: Certainly, Senor Melman.
(With that, he made the noises he usually made, and runs around the building, making it better than new. After tha, the building now looks like any sort of nightclub.)
Cho-Cho: Wow!
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Sammy: Thanks, Speedy. You want to come to the party later on?
Speedy: Maybe. I will have to talk to the other Looney Tunes if they want to come.
(He then runs off.)
JusSonic: I didn't think he would show up after that Cartoon Network business when he was banned from that network for a while.
Robert: Can we go in? It is getting cold out!
(They went in. QC to inside the House of Histeria! Mike Nelson is looking at his list again)
Mike: Okay, according to this list, I am supposed to give you guys a job. Father Time, Loud, two be the owners of the building.
F. Time: What? Why do I had to share the house with him? Nothing personal, but I rarely like being in those reenactments scenes he did!
Loud: WHAT A GROUCH!
Mike: Don't worry, you two get different jobs. F. Time, you be the Master of Ceremonies.
F. Time: Oh, well that's better.
Mike: And Loud, you be the greeter, though I don't know why.
Loud: No wonder JusSonic likes you. You are weird.
Mike: Thank you. Miss Information, you will be the maitre d' while I get the job to make sure nothing goes wrong.
Miss Info: Thanks, I get a good job at last!
Mike: Okay, Froggo and Aka, you two be the props people, you know make sure everything electric doesn't go bad.
Aka: Okay, though I doubt it with Froggy here.
Froggo: Hey, just because my name has a frog in it, doesn't mean I am going to get the equipment wet!
Aka: Calm your cute little butt now, Froggy.
Froggo: Aka, please don't.
Mike: Toast, you will be the Head Waiter.
Toast: Dude, I delivered food and other stuff?
Mike: And Lucky Bob and Cho-Cho will be helping you out, so if you got any problems, ask them.
Toast: Bummer.
Cho-Cho: That will be $10 bucks please.
Lucky Bob: Paid now!
Toast: Huh?! What for...no, wait, I better not ask that.
Cho-Cho: Rats!
Lucky Bob: You are correct sir!
Mike: Charity, you are the receptionist and reservationist, where you give guests their seats, and don't worry, Loud, we already give Mr. McNeil his seat.
Charity: All right, enough already!
Loud: Thanks, Mr. Nelson.
Mike: No problem, Mr. Straitman, you be the Doorman/Valet.
Bill: Wait, I had to park people's cars?
Mike: I guess so.
Bill: Fine, but if any old ladies hit on me, I quit!
WOW: You are still playing hard to get, Straitman.
Bill: You mean hard to get away from you!
R6: Cool it, you two!
Mike: Let's see, we still need a boy band to play for the guests, and Fetch will be the go-for.
Fetch: Hey! I am a dog, not a gopher!
Mike: I said "Go-For", you know the person who gets items and stuff for people.
Fetch: Oh. Never mind.
Mike: WOW will be the gossip reporter, though I don't know why we need one for a party...
WOW: Hey, I can dig up dirt better than Fred Moppel!
Mike: And we still need a cook, though everything is already made before the party, so let's not bother.
Chit: Okay, is that all.
Mike: On the list, yes.
JusSonic: Good, time to get the party ready! Charity, if any other guests arrive, will you give them their seats?
(Charity is already behind the receptionist with Loud in front of it.)
Charity: Yes, JusSonic.
JusSonic: Good, and please try not to god crazy over any good guests we get.
Loud: I will make sure he won't.
Charity: Hey, I am not Daisy Duck who wants autographs from passer byers!
A young girl came out of a taxi and paid the driver. She slipped out and grabbed her wand which was part like Eils and part like Sakuras from CCS, She opened the door and walked in. She saw Charity who she reconised from the last time she was here and walked up to her.
"Hello" she said
Oh hi Digifan beamed "Im Digifan a author"
"Let me take you to your seat"
Charity took her to her seat and Digifan sighed. Things were starting to get better
(The guests were at the party here yet they hear a bit of a rumbling outside.)
JS: What was that?!
Robert: Another one of your loud visitors Poke?
Poke: Maybe, but lets take a look outside since this could be very good or very bad.
(They head outside to find the studio being attacked by laserfire by a large battalion of attack planes.)
JS: WTF IS GOING ON HERE?! WHOSE ATTACKING US?!
(Poke & R6 look a little closer as the ships are nearer.)
Poke: Say R6 do these ships look familiar to you?
R6: Hmmm...come to think of it yeah. Vaguely, but...yeah I do!
JS (as he & the others are more nearby the door): Ummm...Poke? R6? WHY are you two just standing there as WE ARE BEING UNDER ATTACKED?!
Poke: Wha? Oh don't worry you guys, sure this may look bad but don't worry we should be getting some VERY good help right about now.
R6: Yeah man things will turn up better soon.
JS: Oh really? (As the planes land and as the soldiers got out of their planes one particular standout which is a large man in a yellowish-orange snake suit is coming over here.)
Serpentor: ATTACK THE FACILITY AND TAKE NO PRISONERS! THIS I COMMAND!
Just about everyone else there: COBRA!
Poke (looking embarassed): Oh god no...
R6: SERPENTOR?!
(Serpentor charges at the H! Writers seemingly leading his army to route of victory.)
Poke (whispering to R6): You'd think he already said THAT enough times now did he?
Serpentor: Do you MOCK me PETTY HUMAN?!
Poke: Hmmm...maybe (He notices that a few certain folks are arriving in just in time to hopefully save the day.)
JS: THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?!
Poke (also looking suprised): The Kids Next Door?! Ookay its not what I was expecting but I guess these kids will due.
R6: Aww and I was hoping for a hopefully classic battle royale between the Joes and Cobra. sigh
Serpentor: BWAHAHAHA! Let me get this straight you mock me yet you expect five measly children to overthrow Cobra?! HAHAHAHA!
Numbah 1: Laugh at us if you will you freakish snake man but we are the KIDS NEXT DOOR! And we are going to defeat you!
Numbah 2, 3, 4 & 5: Yeah!
(And then a man dressed entirely in blue with a metallic mask walks on over.)
Cobra Commander: HOLD IT! ahem Before we act so "uncivilized" are the Joes in here at all? Because they are the only reason why we are in here in the first place.
Poke: Nope, sorry none of the people from G.I Joe are in the party yet. Are you going to be more violent now or when they show up.
C.C (as he just quickly thought up an idea): Actually neither...
The H! Writers: Neither?
The Cobra Army: Neither?!
Serpentor: Cobra Commander you fool! Why will we not attack?!
Cobra Commander: For one thing we arrived too early and the Joes aren't even here yet thanks to this poorly timed attack.
Serpentor: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THIS WAS MY FAULT?!
Cobra Commander: Of "course" not Serpentor! Why if anyone is to blame here is your little "fanclub" right over there! (Now the camera goes to a rather mildly miffed Dr. Mindbender, Destro and the Crimson Twins.) I just don't believe we should act like violent barbarians or anything like that here that is all.
(Serpentor takes Cobra Commander to the back of his ship obviously miffed since he is grabbing ol'C.C by the throat.)
Serpentor: Tell me Cobra Commander WHY do you have this sudden intrest in pacifism?!
Cobra Commander: Calm yourself Serpentor! I've heard of this kind of party before and if we just attack head on we could've been easily defeated! However if we lay low for a while and strike when they least suspect it then we can truly grasp victory for all that is Cobra! After all snakes are always known for the element of suprise and Cobras are HARDLY the exception.
Serpentor: sigh As much as this displeases me your plan DOES make sense. Alright we will go with the idea.
Cobra Commander: Thank you Destro, I knew you'll see it my way.
(As they came out, both are smiling...well Serpentor is since you can't see C.C's face.)
Serpentor: My people of Cobra I have agreed with Cobra Commander and we shall all leisurely attend this social event that these people have thrown.
Xamot of Crimson Guard: He can't...
Tamox of Crimson Guard: be serious...
Destro: Oh no...
Dr. Mindbender (thinking): Has he actually succeded in brainwashing Serpentor?
Serpentor: My word is truly final unless any of you four care to truly object.
The Aforementioned four: NO SIR! WE'LL DO WHAT YOU SAY!
Serpentor: Good I'd thought you'll see it my way.
JS (whispering to Poke): Did you actually invite these guys?
Poke (whispering back): Actually no I just invited the Joes but we should most likely let them in anyways. It could give us time to be ready just in case IF they are going to make a suprise attack. ahem (Now talking to Cobra Commander) Okay then all of you at Cobra are allowed to enter.
Cobra Commander: Thank you very kindly oh gracious hosts (and looks up to the rather mopey-looking KND nearby) And my apologies on how the potential battle has increased your hopes there children. But don't worry I'm sure you'll get your chance on increasing your battle skill soon enough.
(The Cobra troops arrive in the door to the party and as the KND and the H! Writers. JS arrives over to Pokejedservo.)
JS (whispering to Poke): Poke, before you go back in try to contact the G.I Joe Headquarters in order to tell them of this sneaky plan of theirs and just play along since snakes aren't the only ones that can be sneaky you know.
Poke (whispering): Right, I'll go ahead right away!
(End of Part)
Okay to explain some things here YES I did pretty much add in a "Cobra Sneak Attack" sideplot just for fun. So in another words it DOESN'T have to be a big "Histerians & Co. Vs Cobra" or anything like that so YES it is still the just simply silly story that it is. So feel free to invite any villians such as Him! over if you like. WILL they make their suprise attacks in any way? Who knows? But still you guys don't have to pay all that much intention to Cobra if you don't want to. Though I do wonder how the story will go from here anyways. Heck if you want they could make no attempt at attack at all (well at least NON-violent ones). So that is it for now and I hope that the next part comes in REAL soon.
(A few minutes later, an old guests has finally arrived)
Loud: Hello, Tenchi and the rest of the gang!
Tenchi Good to see you group again.
Kiyone: Hi!
Mihoshi: Like I said before, don't mind her. She's an idiot.
Kiyone: Hey!
Sasami: Hiya gang! Is R6 here?
Charity: Yes, and so is Lydia.
Ayeka: That husky! I supposed I will have to teach her another lesson!
(JusSonic appeared)
JusSonic: Now, now, your highness. We are here to party, not to cause trouble. Charity, please give them their seats.
Charity: Certainly. (checks the computer) You are seated at the Seat 101.
Tenchi: Okay, let's go.
(The Tenchi Muyo! group left, though Ayeka is still pouting and Washu is snickering at her.)
Loud: Well, things went well for us so far.
JusSonic: You think so, but I got something that is going to make this story better.
Charity: What is it?
JusSonic: Remember how Mickey brought back the dead characters for his House of Mouse? Well, Mr. Smartypants and I decided on using the time machine we used for your show to bring back some old friends or enemies in this case.
Charity: Wouldn't that mess with the space-time continuum?
Loud: Yeah!
JusSonic: Don't worry. We will put back in their right times and they won't remember being here.
(The door then open.)
JusSonic: Ah, here's one of them now!
(A silence then came in the room. It is an old foe that Histerians had met before. In his robot form, and is still hated then ever. Dr. Gene Burrows. He and Loud stared at each other)
Loud: Gene...
Gene: Loud...
JusSonic: Okay, now is not the time to reflect on old times! It's time to party!
Gene: For once, I will have to agree with whoever he is. I am going to have some fun then trying to kill you, Loud.
Loud: Uh, thanks?
Charity: Gene, uh, your table is table 4.
Gene: Thank you. And by the way, I will see you two later.
Loud: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Gene: Oh, you will find out.
(He left, making Loud and Charity uneasy.)
Loud: JusSonic, do you have to invite him?!
JusSonic: I thought it was a good idea at the time, and besides, he will be dead again when this party is over!
Charity: I hope so for all our sake, I hope so.
(QC to the main room. It looks like a combination of both a theater and a dining room. The guests who arrived are now seated. We then hear Pepper's voice offscreen.)
Pepper: (V/O) And now, he is back, though I don't know why, Father Time! (laughing madly)
(F. Time came on stage)
F. Time: Hello, folks! And welcome to the Winter Party and the all-new House of Histeria! I see we got a bunch of guests here tonight! Including some out of this world guests!
(QC to see that Marvin the Martian and his dog is in the crowd.)
Marvin: And you will be lucky that I am trying to blow up the earth so I can have a view of Venus tonight!
(QC to F. Time)
F. Time: Okay, time to make a few rules. Here's go! No smoking!
(QC to Karl Marx, smoking his cigar. Lucky Bob came up and put it out with a bucket of water. QC to F. Time again)
F. Time: No evil schemes like taking over the world like some big-headed rats.
(QC to see that Pinky and the Brain were trying to lit a rocket like in "Nighty Night Toons".)
Brain: We are mice, not big-headed rats!
(And then, just like in "Nighty Night Toons", the rocket exploded and Pinky & the Brain is burned to a crisp)
Brain: Not again, drat!
Pinky: Narf! You made another rhythm, Brain!
(QC to F. Time again)
F. Time: And finally, no villains trying to kill the guests nor us! That includes you, Gene!
(QC to Gene's table is at his table. No one is speaking to him)
Gene: Oh please. I am saving my plans up for later.
(QC to F. Time, uneasy)
F. Time: Okay, enjoy yourselves and I will be right back!
(QC to Miss Info, Mike and the bots backstage. F. Time appeared, uneasy.)
F. Time: Okay, who's idea is it to invite Gene?!
Mike: JusSonic, but don't worry, he said that Gene will be gone soon.
Miss Info: I y'all hope so. I don't know why, but I think my friendship will Loud is going to be endangered because of him.
F. Time: Hmmm...
+++++++++
Okay, I know the Histerians isn't going to be thrilled to see him, but I wanted this to be a parody of House of Mouse, and you did say invite any villains. A few more thingd, Pokejedservo. Can you put some Star Wars characters in your next part? And we are going to have problems witht the Cobra Commander since that voice actor who voiced him is now dead. We are going to need a substitute.
(Back at the House of Histeria!, all is pretty quiet at the front. That is until a new guest enters.)
Charity: Welcome sir can I help you...?
(She sees the new guest is none other than Snake, the aptly named (and tattooed) theif from the Simpsons).
Charity:(Nervously) Uh good day, would you like a table?
Snake: No thanks little chicky, but I would like (pulls out his gun) all the money in the cash register!
Chairty: Of course sir, let me just scream really loud so my loud-voiced boyfriend can show up and save me.
Snake: Oh okay that sounds fine...(angrily) hey wait a minute, nice try dollface now hand over the cash.
Charity: Well see the thing is... (before she can finish explaining who should walk in but that famous family themselves, the Simpsons).
Marge: Homer that was very rude the way you treated that nice valet.
Homer: But Marge, valets are servants. Their only job in life is to park cars and take insults from customers. It's the American way.
Marge: No it's not!
Homer: (annoyned) Ooh well excuse me Marge, maybe we should just go live in Iraq then, where there is no freedom.
Snake: Uh dudes excuse me, I'm trying to steal here.
Homer: Hey bug off pal, can't you see I'm...(screams) oh my God Marge! that guy's robbing the place.
Marge: We should do something to help that blonde girl. Homer attack him.
Homer: (Scared) Why me? he has a gun (turns to Bart) boy, you get him.
Bart: Screw that man.
Homer: Why you little! (begins strangling Bart, Marge shakes her head in shame).
Lisa: (sighs) As usual, I'll have to handle this, come on Maggie. (The two girls are leaving when Snake spots them).
Snake: Yo where do you two think you're going?
Lisa: (nervously) Umm...the bathroom?
Snake: Oh okay, but don't like, take too long, I need you as hostages.
Lisa: Right (she rushes off, with Maggie in tow) that was much easier than I planned (as she runs by, Miss Information stops her)
Miss Info: Well howdy there little yellow skinned, spiky haired girl, what are doing around here without yer parents?
Lisa: Can't talk, robbery, need help (she rushes through the doorway, into the main hall, with Maggie lagging along behind. (Yelling) HEY, THERE IS A ROBBERY GOING ON IN THE LOBBY, COULD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP? ALSO I THINK MAGGIE NEEDS A CHANGE!
(Someone then tapped Snake on the shoulder. Snake turned around and sees that it is some guy in a cloak with his hood down.)
Snake: What do you want, hood dude?
Man: I believe you should stop before you get in trouble.
Snake: Go away! I am doing a robbery here!
(Then the man waves his hand in front of Snake.)
Man: You don't want to rob this place.
Snake (in a trance): I don't want to rob this place.
Man: These people aren't worth your time.
Snake (in a trance): These people aren't my time.
Man: You was just leaving.
Snake (in a trance): I was just leaving.
(Snake then walked past the man and left through the doors. Everyone stared in confusion. JusSonic, Miss Info, and Lisa came up.)
Bart: Whoa, what the heck is going on, man?
JusSonic: I think I know why! Everyone, I like to introduced Master Obi-Wan Kenobi of the Jedi!
(The man removed his hood to revealed that he is Obi-Wan, the younger version from Episodes I-II, not the old one.)
Obi-Wan: Thank for your introduction. That man was robbing the place and I decided to stop it.
Charity: Okay, now that was over, do you want your seats?
Obi-Wan: Yes, me and my friends here.
(We see who his friends. They are some of the Jedi who weren't killed in Episode II, Anakin Skywalker, Padme, C-3PO, R2-D2, and that annoying guy Jar-Jar)
Mace: I am wonder if it was worth it to take a time off from our Jedi duties.
Yoda: Time off we must have. To get away from the Clone War for a while, we must.
Charity: Your table is table 1002.
Loud: It's that Anakin over there?
Obi-Wan: Yes, though I wonder why he is spenting time with the senator of Naboo lately? Hmmm, must be my imagination.
(Meanwhile, Padme is whispering to Anakin)
Padme: (whispering)You think he knows, Anakin?
Anakin: (whispering) I don't want him to know. I broke some rules marrying you and I don't intend on divorcing you anytime soon.
R2-D2: Beep beep beep beep?
C-3PO: How should I know, you tincan?! I am a protocol droid, not a matchmaker!
(The Star Wars people left, though Jar Jar is having trouble keeping up. The Simpsons family are still there)
Homer: Hey! What about our seats?!
Charity: What? Oh yes. (checks computer) You are at table 13.
Homer: Woo hoo!
Marge: Homer, don't do that! That is embarrassing!
Homer: D'oh!
(The Simpson family left.)
Miss Info: Well, that's all turn out to be fine, right?
(QC to outside. Bill Straitman is waiting for more vehicles to show up. Just then, a vehicle that looks like Darth Vader's TIE fighter from Episode IV and parked. The Sith lord himself came out, and gave the keys to Bill.)
Darth Vader: Park it, and be careful! Last time someone mess up, I have to "get rid of them" if you know what I am talking about!
Mike: Man I've got to hand it to that Smartypants, his machine has allowed us to have a whole diverse cast of dead or trapped characters visit.
Crow: Yeah like just a few minutes ago, Jar Jar Binks came in.
Tom: A lot of people threw stuff at him. I guess he still gets no respect.
Mike: Well at least nothing has gone wrong, and I'm sure we'll get more guests as the night goes on.
(Unknown to Mike, a pair of suspicious guests have already arrived).
Guy: Look at this place, with all these guests those miserable Histeria kids will have thier guard down. That'll make it easy to have my revenge.
Guy #2: Hey you should calm down Steve, relax have some food.
(We now see that the guests are none other than Dr. Clayton Forrester and his sidekick TV's Frank).
Forrester: Listen Frank, all I know is that one minute I'm trapped in carbonite, and you're...dead I guess, and now here we are in a restaraunt owned by the Histeria gang. The way I see it, they must have somehow altered the time space continium. Do you know what this means Frank?, Frank? (turns to look at Frank who is reading his menu).
Frank: Uh what's that Steve, I wasn't paying attention. Boy they have good food here, maybe I'll try one of thier hamburgers.
Forrester:(Swats away the menu) Focus, you idiot. The only way they could pull this off is if they had a machine that could alter space and time. If I can find that machine and take control of it, I could make it so that I don't end up in carbonite. Then I can destroy Nelson and all his little pals!
Frank: I think you should lay off on the evil plans Steve. I mean it was nice of those Histeria guys to invite us here. Besides I hear there's a bunch of evil plans scheduled for later, those weird snake guys from that old 80's show have got something planned and so does that evil cyborg.
Forrester: Okay, for now I'll lay off, but maybe I'll stick around to see the "show" (rubs his hands).
Frank: (reading program) You mean "Fetch, the amazing talking dog"?
Forrester: (sarcastically) Yeah that's what I mean.
Frank: Yeah it sounds neat, hey waiter! (Lucky Bob comes over).
Lucky Bob: Order now.
Frank: Yeah I'll have a couple hamburgers and... you want anything Steve?
Forrester: (nonchalantly) Huh, oh let me see (looks in menu) I think I will have the...Garden Salad.
A Re-revisit with a Snake. (And I don't mean the guy from the Simpsons.)
December 13 2002, 11:15 PM
(As he approaches Cobra Commander.)
JS: Uhhh...excuse me Mr. Commander?
C.C: Yes...
JS: Your VA by the name of Chris Latta died about 8 years ago, your voice doesn't sound the same but how could you still have a voice at all in the first place?
C.C: I'm glad you asked that young man, in fact (looks around and is suprised that he is actually here) I believe I have found your answer here. Isn't that right Mr. McNeil?
Scott McNeil: Huh?
C.C: You don't remember me well do you?
Scott McNeil: Not really...
C.C: I don't blame you really since its been over 10 years. However do you remember when you & a few of your fellow VA's in Canada have become the VA crew for G.I Joe since the show moved to Canada in 1990?
Scott McNeil: Come to think of...yeah! A bit but...yeah I do. snickers It almost makes we wonder why didn't have ME to be the voice of Starscreamer in his cameo in Beast Wars.
(As he arrives back from his "special call" and has overheard the conversation.)
Poke: So the voice of Duo Maxwell, the Original VA for Piccolo and such is the voice of Cobra Commander? Strange...
Scott McNeil: Not really man, you see my Cobra Commander voice is more like a gruffer "less helium" version of Waspinator of Beast Wars and Mer-Man from the new He-man thats currently on Cartoon Network.
Poke: True, my bad...
Cobra Commander: Its no problem really, an adieu for now gentlemen, I shall check to see the other guests.
(Cobra Commander is now walking around and he notices the kids from "Kids next door" and particularly a rather mopey Numbah 4.)
Numbah 3: What's the matter Numbah 4?
Numbah 5: Yeah man you've been going tense ever since we got here.
Numbah 4: I'm still so INCREDIBLY disappointed that we didn't get to fight those weird "Cobra" people. I so had my heart set on a good battle.
C.C (Thinking): Hmmm...this rather violent little brat is just simply itching for a battle. If his..."stressful" anticipation continues anymore he could potentially blow our chance of our suprise strike under the slightest potential provacation. It is true that he is no "Baby" but I believe some pacification IS in order. Heh heh heh
Numbah 1: Calm down, Numbah 4 we were JUST as disappointed as you are right now. But you must remain calm here we'll get our chances soon enough.
(Cobra Commander is RIGHT behind #4)
C.C: Indeed you will...
(Before any of the other KND can re-act Cobra Commander gives #4 a very swift suprise kick which knocks him down. The rest of the people at the party are more silent.)
Numbah 4: Who...did...THAT?!
Cobra Commander: Wouldn't you like to know?
Numbah 1: What is the meaning of this?
Cobra Commander: I've noticed that this young man is just simply just itching for a battle aren't you? Well I might as well be happy to oblige. (As he gets into a fighting stance.)
Numbah 4 (as he raises his fists in gleeful inspiration): As the ol' phrase goes "Bring it on!".
Cobra Commander: Indeed...heh heh
(Meanwhile as Baroness andthose of Cobra whom have had speaking roles so far beforehand aside from Serpentor whisper to themselves.)
Xamot: I always knew that Cobra Commander was quite petty but...
Tomax: picking a fight with a mere child?
Destro: Despite how incompetent he has been, our "dear" Cobra Commander generally always has a purpose in his actions.
Baroness: Indeed...
Dr. Mindbender: Indeed, that young pre-teen blond boy has been showing a strong desire for a battle as ever since we of Cobra has arrived. He is probably doing this just to pacify this child's violent tendencies.
Xamot: But is this truly a good idea?
Tomax: Indeed, Cobra Commander has never exactly been the skilled fighting type.
Dr. Mindbender: He is just simply exploiting this child's brashness, so in won't end up being a potential disadvantage to us later.
Destro (while a bit of a smile now): And besides it should be VERY entertaining to see our "dear" Cobra Commander get beaten by someone whom hasn't even reached puberty yet!
Baroness & Dr. Mindbender & the Crimson Guard (also smiling brightly): Indeed!
Cobra Commander: So are we ready to begin our 1-on-1 battle?
Numbah 4: Indeed
(And the fight began, #4 went into a fist-flying frenzy as Cobra Commander is suprising able to dodge & block his moves.)
Xamot: Perhaps Cobra Commander...
Tomax: Has a chance in this after all...
(Destro & Dr. Mindbender and Baroness look at them strangely)
The Crimson Guard: What?
(The Fight continues on as now Cobra Commander is on the offensive and that #4 is doing a VERY good job on parrying to C.C's hits.)
C.C (panting): You fight well young man...
Numbah 4 (with a big of a grin): Well your not as sucky as I thought at first either.
C.C: Oh...really? Well tell me young man snickers what is your real name?
Numbah 4: Wallabee Beatles is MY name!
C.C (containing his laughter): WA..WA..WALLABEE?! (Now he is on the floor laughing his gut off) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH THAT'S RICH! WHAT KIND OF MORON WHOULD GIVE THEIR KID SUCH AN ABSURD NAME LIKE WALLABEE?! (As he is getting up) And...*snickers*...your last name is...Beatles? Will thats an intresting surname, who are you suppose to be? The "Cute One"? snicker
(As Numbah 4 is REALLY PO'ed about this as he is growling like mad.)
Numbah 3 (in a really whiny but still cutesy voice): HEY! I thought I was the "cute" one?
Numbah's 1-2 & 5: Ssh! Quiet!
Numbah 4: You may sucker kick into a fight, you may end up getting me to say my rather strange name BUT ONE THING TO NEVER DO IS TO CALL ME THE CUTE ONE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(He goes into a furious frenzy of an attack as Cobra Commander was initially blocking but eventually #4 found a weak point in his defense and he began wailing on ol' C.C like there is no tommorrow in a barrage of punchs & kicks. And then in no time flat ol' C.C pretty much got his @$$ handed to him as he is knocked down on the floor.)
C.C: You...won boy, that was a great fight. (As he is trying to get himself back up)
Numbah 4 (now with a bit of a smile on his face): Thanks...
Destro: It may've been a bit on the short side but it was indeed an intresting match.
Baroness: Indeed, sure the little girl in the green shirt probably had more chance beating that blond mop-top than Cobra Commander but it was intresting.
Serpentor: And fortunately since I am the TRUE leader of Cobra this is really more embarassing to him than Cobra itself.
Dr. Mindbender: Which is why it is such a good thing that you are here ol' great Serpentor. If Cobra Commander makes a bungling mistake it doesn't always make the rest of us look like idiots.
The Crimson Guard: Indeed
(The rest of the KND come over to Numbah 4)
Numbah 3 (Kiki Sanban): Yeah! Go Numbah 4!
Numbah 5 (Abigail "Abby" Lincoln): That was cool man!
Numbah 2 (Hoagie P. Gilliam): That was SO awesome man!
Numbah 1 (Nigel Uno): That was a very good job my good man, a very good job.
Numbah 4: Awww...thanks you guys it was nothing.
Numbah 3: Nothing?! THAT WAS SO COOL! Let's let him be the leader this time!
Numbah 2 & 5: Yeah!
Numbah 1: Hold it! Let's not get carried away here! (And is now particularly glaring at #4) And WHAT does she mean by "let him be the leader this time"?
(#4 is sheepishly chuckling as he has a rather embarassed smile.)
Numbah 1: Anyways I'll settle with that matter latter, but as for right now. What are YOU going to do Mr. Commander as Numbah 4 has given you such a good thrashing.
Cobra Commander (as he is begging to have a bit more strength as he is getting up but he is still rather limp): Actually...children...we are pretty much going to remain neutral and just simply have fun here.
Numbah 1: Oh really well tell me this, how can we trust you to remain this way?
Cobra Commander: We at Cobra may be devious but we are NOT stupid, think of how one of you has managed to do THIS to myself? You appear to have effective weaponry and your probably just as skilled in combat as your mop-topped friend over there. So we are pretty much going to just simply lay low and socialize like regular party guests. So you kids can get ahead and have fun.
Numbah 1: sigh Oh alright...
Cobra Commander: Oh and by the way Numbah 4, let us have that re-match again sometime.
Numbah 4: Okay, I just simply hope you won't let your guard down like that.
Cobra Commander: Yes it was my mistake wasn't it? Anyways carry on kids an ol' Cobra Commander here is...going to rest up.
(As the KND walk away)
Numbah 3: Oh Numbah 4! You were so COOL back there!
Numbah 5: Uh-huh your fighting was ever-so fine!
Numbah 2: Yeah mean you ruled!
Numbah 4 (with a proud sense of pride in his smile): Thank you guys, and I really appreciate your votes of confidence on me. So lets all head over to the snack tray, my treat!
Numbah 2, 3 & 5: YEAH!
Numbah 1: Hey wait for me you guys! And I want to talk to you about this "leadership" thing here Numbah 4!
(Meanwhile as we are once again into the thoughts of Cobra Commander.)
C.C (Thinking): Heh heh, those poor little fools never suspected my plans... Sure the bald one may still be suspicious but over than that they played to my plan perfectly! Those other three will be too busy stuffing their faces and that Mop-Top brat is now being too smug to really care. It's a shame that my body is so battered up right now but if it can potentially lead to success than its certainly something worth sacrificing over.
(End of Part)
Yes I probably should've added in more people instead of just having a few of those currently in there doing something. But its nothing wrong with having some action happening in the party now isn't it? And besides while it may be strange that I am having Cobra well mainly Cobra Commander act so devious about it. Nobody is stopping you guys from developing the actions of the villians here since this fic has pretty much just begun. I probably won't do much with Gene but I MAY do something with Dr. Forrester unless any of you want to do so. However don't worry you guys don't have to do anything with Cobra IF you don't want to.
But anyways regardless on how the next part will go I do hope it will come soon. And I hope that you all have fun with this story some more. And by the way do come up with any different intresting twists in the storyline so far. But the way on how intrestingly developed this can be over the various characters we can think of can quite possibly make this a VERY intresting story. So farewell for now!
(The table he is carrying the food to is the one with the Crank Yankers)
Spoonie: That would be me, dog.
(Toast gives everyone their food.)
Toast: Okay, if you dudes need anything, just ring.
(Toast left)
Gladys Murphy: We aren't the only ones ringing here, you hear?
Rob: You think you got it bad? Try helping a friend call a certain sick phone line since he is deaf.
Bobby Fletcher: Will you ***holes shut up?! I am making a call! (to phone) No, I am not talking to you.
(QC to Gene's table.)
Gene: This is starting to get boring. I got to get something to do.
Voice: Well, I didn't expect to see you here.
(Gene sees that the source of the voice is his name Vincent Morre)
Gene: Vincent? Is that you?
Morre: Yes, and here I was thought I am glad to see you!
Gene: Well sit down and talk a little.
Morre: I had to anyway, I am sitting at this table.
(Morre sits down in a chair.)
Gene: So, how are things?
Morre: Bad. I am dead, and my wife is alone with my children.
Gene: That last part isn't so bad.
Morre: You try having a son who is named after you and a daughter who is name after a certain actress who plays a queen who is in this house right now! I never get any respect.
Another voice: You're telling me.
(The two sees that a man is coming toward them. It is Dr. William Shelton)
Gene: And who are you?
Shelton: Gene? That's you? I thought you are in prison terrorizing Loud and Charity right now!
Gene: What are you...oh wait, I get it. You are from the future right?
Shelton: I was in the progress of turning Histerians into robots when I was brought here! It seems that I am a guest here.
Morre: So am I, but who are you?
Shelton: Dr. William Shelton, though it doesn't matter now since I will forget all this when I am put back in my own time!
Voice: Isn't this pathletic?
(Another man shows up. It is David Hicks, who is once again controlled by his Evil Scientist personal.)
Shelton: And who are you?
David Hicks: (E.S.) I am the Evil Scientist, though it is hard to believe me since I am in the actor's body who plays me in that Wakko's Wish spoof.
Gene: And they called me crazy.
David: You are sitting here too?
Shelton: Yes. Let me guess, so are you?
David: Yep.
Gene: I know what they are doing. They are making us sitting here because we played roles in their lives! I am the main villain, Morre assisted me, and David...
David: Evil Scientist, not the Looney Tunes version, the Loud's Histerical Wish version.
Gene: Fine, and the Evil Scientist terrorized them in that Wakko's Wish spoof. I don't know why Shelton is here.
Shelton: I wanted robots to rule the world.
Morre: Oh, that would work. So what is the plan, Gene? I am asking this since you always have one.
Gene: I got a plan, but it will have to wait for later, so you all be patient!
Shelton: I hope it is good.
(QC to the stage where F. Time is once again standing.)
F. Time: Hiya folks! We are now going to show you a cartoon that was never "doomed" to failure.
(QC to Judge Doom sitting in his seat.)
Judge Doom: Unless I say so otherwise.
(QC to F. Time again.)
F. Time: Ignore him. Anyway, here is a academy award cartoon, starring our favorite rabbit, Bugs!
(The audience claps, as the cartoon "Knighty Night Bugs" starts. Once it is over, the audience claps again. QC to a table where Bugs and Daffy are sitting.)
Daffy: Don't be a hog, rabbit! You wouldn't gotten that award if you weren't so sure of yourself!
Bugs: Actually, I was, but thanks anyway, Daffy!
Daffy: I never gave you any thanks! Don't forget I beaten you in that Big Game a while back!
Bugs: Eh, you wouldn't have won if I haven't decided on pulling a Don King. If I haven't, I would have beaten you,.
Daffy: You are despicable, you know that?!
(QC to R6 and Lydia watching the audience. R6 is nervous.)
Lydia: What is wrong, R6?
R6: Well, since the time machine is supposed to bring back dead heroes or villains, it is likely they bring back you-know-who.
Lydia: You mean him?
(QC to Imperial seatting at a table with his henchmen, Jackhammer and Roughhouse)
Imperial: You ain't whistling dixie, and my name is Imperial, not him!
(Meanwhile back at Forrester's table, Lucky Bob has arrived with the orders).
Lucky Bob: Food now (he hands them the order)
Frank: It's about time, mmm these burgers look good.
Dr. Forrester: Yeah thanks kid,(looks at salad) what the heck? Hey waiter where's my dressing?
(As if to answer the question Cho Cho emerges from the kitchen)
Cho Cho: Dressing costs $5.00 extra.
Dr. Forrester: Extra! But I paid for the stupid salad,why should I have to pay extra for dressing?
Lucky Bob: Profit now (holds out his palm)
Dr. Forrester: (grumbling) Lousy stinking rotten kids (pulls a fiver from his pocket) here you go.
Lucky Bob: Heeeere's dressing (hands Forrester the bottle of dressing. The doc angrily grabs it as Lucky Bob leaves).
Dr. Forrester: Stupid kids, I have to remember to destroy them first.
Frank: (with his mouth full) Hey Steve check it out (he opens a nearby book) I got a whole bunch of autographs. Here's one from Anakin Skywalker, Homer Simpson, Scott McNeil, here's Cobra Commander's, although he looked really beat up...
Dr. Forrester: Don't talk with your mouth full Frank. Anyway, I overheard that both Cobra and some weird scientist guy have plans scheduled for later. When they launch their plans, that will provide us with enough of a distraction to find the machine.
Frank: (normal) Sounds good Steve, say do you think the Rugrats will be here? I could really use thier autographs.
Dr. Forrester: How the heck am I supposed to know? (looks behind him) not again.
Frank: What is it?
Dr. Forrester: Those weird kids, that one with the red shirt and sunglasses keeps looking over here like he thinks I'm planning something. (Forrester waves innocently to Numbah 1).
Frank: But you are planning something.
Dr. Forrester: I know that, well he's just a kid maybe he's interested in our food.
(Meanwhile back at the entrance the villainous Snake re-enters.)
Snake: Yo, I realized you guys just totally fooled me with that Jedi mind trick thing. But this time nothing's gonna stop me! (before he can do anything, the door swings open, slamming him against the wall) Ow!
(In enters SpongeBob and his entourage).
SpongeBob: Wow a real life above-ground restaraunt! It's everything I ever dreamed it would be.
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, why are we here?
Mr. Krabs: Simple Mr. Squidward, we'll see how this place operates. Then we'll use that info to fix up the Krusty Krab and make me lots of money (laughs).
Squidward: Well I hope I can stomach being in one place with SpongeBob.
(QC to backstage as the authors, Miss Info, and the MST3K cast look at the crowd)
Pokejedservo: Who's here, Mike?
Dante: I don't have the list.
Pokejedservo: Not you! Mike Nelson!
Mike: Oh yeah, let's see. Our guests are so far: Pinky and the Brain, that Morre guy, the Cobra creeps, the Kids Next Door though I don't know why they are called that, some Looney Tunes, Crank Yankers, the Tenchi Muyo! group...
R6: I am doom.
Lydia: Darn right if Ayeka gets her hands on you!
Mike:...Dr. Gene Burrows, some Simpsons characters, the Star Wars characters...Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank?
Tom: Well, we expected that those two would show up sooner or later.
Crow: Yep.
Mike: Anyway, Dr. William Shelton, David Hicks, Judge Doom, Imperial and his men, and the Spongebob Squarepants characters are here.
Robert: Well, let lease things are good.
(However, QC to the receptionist's desk. A bus suddenly came crashing through the doors and is headed toward the Main Room. Loud and Charity got out of the way in time. Loud yelled at the bus.)
Loud: HEY! THIS ISN'T A DRIVE IN!
(QC to the main room. The bus came in, moving through the tables. It nearly knocked down Toast who was near the Sagwa cast's table. He called after it.)
Toast: Dudes, is that to go?!
(It finally stopped when it crashed near the stage. F. Time look confused)
F. Time: What the heck?
(A bunch of people came running out. David Spade is among them.)
David Spade: Help! Some crazy former SNL player has taken the bus! Not that any of you jackals care!
(Adam Sandler came out of the bus laughing)
Adam Sander: Well, at least this promotes the craziness in my "Eight Crazy Nights" movie!
F. Time: Mr. Sandler, will you and your guests please leave?! And if you staying, get your table at the front desk! And will someone get this bus outta here?!
(QC to the table where the South Park desk.)
Kyle: Dude, is that Adam Sandler?
Stan: Didn't we kill him?
Cartman: That is wrong with hippies today. They are so ****ed up!
Stan: You think everyone a hippie, fat ***!
Cartman: I do not! Hippies **** ****!
Chef: Calm yourselves, children. We are trying to have some fun here.
Kenny: (Then let's kick fat**** a new one!)
(The boys laughs except Cartman)
Cartman: Ay! I didn't come here to get insulted! Screw you guys, I am going home!
Kyle: Cartman, you stupid ****! You can't go home until the party is over!
Cartman: That is so weak, Jew!
(QC to the Star Wars table. Darth Vader is passing by. Mace and Yoda looked in observation.)
Mace: That is definitely a Sith.
Yoda: Yes, sense anger in him I see.
Obi-Wan: Strange, why do I sense anger in both him and Anakin here?
Mace: There are some things we will never know.
(Vader then noticed Anakin and Padme and stared at them a while. Then he shook it off and left.)
Padme: That guy seems to know us!
Anakin: Strange, why is it that I know him from somewhere?
R2-D2: Beep beep beep beep.
C-3PO: Don't be ridiculous! That's probably a coincidences or something.
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa want to get something to order.
C-3PO: Well, maybe if you be quiet for a few minutes, someone will give you something, will it?
Jar Jar: Mesa like this idea!
C-3PO: Good, that shut him up.
(QC to F. Time on the stage)
F. Time: And now! Today's predications by the prophet himself, Nostradamus!
(We see that Nostradamus is on the stage now. He waited for everyone to stop clapping to begin.)
Nostradamus: Okay, Shut Up! I am here to make some predications for today! And, Shut Up, here are they are! I see that Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!
(QC to the Spongebob group. Mr. Krabs quickly check his pants only to see that the zipper isn't undone. The others laugh while Mr. Krabs got annoyed)
Krabs; Argh! Fell for it again!
(QC to stage again)
Nostradamus: Okay, I also predict that we got a cartoon coming!
F. Time: That is right! Our next cartoon is an reenactment that Loud did! So stick around!
(The audience claps as the cartoon where Loud does the reenactment of "The Shot Heard Around The World". When it is over, the audience applause once more.
(QC back to R6 and Lydia's table. R6 is looking desperately about the club for an exit, but sees nothing that won't thrust him into Ayeka's scope of vision)
R6: I am so doomed. Why me?
Lydia: Ayeka's very possessive, isn't she?
R6: So are you. Not that I mind from either, but I think with Tenchi and Ryoko... involved with each other, she wants a piece of the action. And since we did have a relationship before...
Lydia: Poor sweet R6. Don't worry, if that little creature tries anything on you, she'll be answering to my right fist first!
(Ayeka just happened to be no less than two feet away when all this was said)
Ayeka: What was that? I don't think I heard you correctly.
Lydia: What do YOU want?
Ayeka: R6... you know that by now, don't you? Or did you use some other credentials to get your high-paying position with WB?
Lydia: Why you... you *****!!!
(Begun, this R6 war has. Your typical catfight, but before it can get too messy, it is broken up. It takes Tenchi, Ryoko, Sasami, and Mihoshi to hold Ayeka back, while Loud, Kiyone, Washu, and Miss Info hold Lydia back. R6 can't help either, because he's being used for a tug-of-war between the two ladies.)
Ayeka: You know as well as I do that I am the better woman for R6!
Lydia: Maybe back then, but he's MINE now! So back off!
Tenchi (to Ryoko): And all this time, I thought what you went through with her over ME was bad.
Ryoko: It was... but the nightly rewards are well worth it, wouldn't you say?
(Tenchi blushes)
Tenchi: RYOKO!!! Save some of that for later on, please!
Ryoko: No can do. I'm hitting the saké in a few minutes, then you're MINE! And I better not catch Mihoshi watching us again, or this time they won't be able to even FIND the spatula!
Mihoshi: But... but you guys are so interesting! besides, if I plan on having a boyfriend some day, I'll need to know how to please him.
Kiyone: Are we forgetting about the little ones here? Sheesh!
Lydia: Now YOU, I have no problem with!
Sasami: Oh, it's nothing I'm not used to hearing, after living with Ryoko AND my sister for so long!
Loud: Hey, that can't be any worse than what R6 pulls!
R6: Speaking of "R6 pulls"... GET OFF OF ME!!! I have a call to answer! (Pulls out a cell phone) Hello? WHAT? You're already here? Well, why didn't you tell me you were coming early? Oh... I see. Oh, okay. Well, I'll let you in. Hang on. (closes phone). I'll be back. I have to admit MY guests, so try not to kill each other until I get back.
Ayeka: Can't make any promises. You were mine before, and you shall be mine again!
Lydia: Over MY dead body!
Ayeka: Preferably.
(R6 runs away to the front door. Moments later, he comes back, now wearing a long red robe and sporting an emerald headress. The crown of this headress is made of bright orange flames)
Loud: WHAT THE...
R6: Well... not much of MY look, but I love the warmth it gives! My guest gave it to me. HEY! Come out here and greet the people!
(A small pink blob comes out from behind R6. It is none other than the one and only, Kirby)
Kirby: Piyo?
Loud: KIRBY?!
Ayeka: Not HIM again! The last time you brought him around me, he ate my shampoo!
Kirby: Eka!! Eka!!
Sasami: Looks like he remembers you.
Kirby: Huh?
Sasami: Oh... that's right, you never met me. I'm Sasami. I'm Ayeka's sister. How nice to meet you!
Kirby: Ami!
(Behind Kirby, enter Tiff, Tuff, Metaknight, Fololo, Falala, Sir Ebrum, and Lady Like)
Tiff: Hey, Kirby! You didn't tell us you knew anyone here besides R6!
Kirby: Huh? Awrii!!
Loud: What's he saying?
Tiff: He can't pronounce R6's name so well...
Tuff: Or anything else, for that matter.
Sir Ebrum: Tuff, be nice! Kirby is just a baby, remember?
Lady Like: Not with his appetite, though.
(Kirby runs over to an ice sculpture and inhales it. After that, he jumps up, and turns blue, also sprouting a crystal headress.)
MK: He is now Ice Kirby. Though I never thought a simple ice swan could trigger a transformation.
R6: Lord Metaknight, where are Sword and Blade? hey were invited as well. I hope there wasn't another Wolfwrath attack.
MK: No... when they got word of two things, they decided to stay back in the castle. One thing was that neither Escargoon nor King Dedede were invited. The other is that you invited Chef Kawasaki to cook here tonight.
Fololo: Kawasaki? Here? Didn't he just go through a war of the restaurants with some other chef?
Falala: That wasn't a chef, that was an NME monster! Kirby did put him on ice, though!
Tuff: I thought his heartburn from Kawasaki's Atomic Curry set him on fire.
R6: It did. And for those who are uninformed, it doesn't taste that bad... just... VERY spicy! Besides, with Chef Kawasaki and Cook Kirby, if he uses that transformation, this promises to be a five-star dinner!
Loud: But... who's Wolfwrath?
MK: One of NME's toughest monsters. It is a flaming red wolf with fire breath so hot, I don't know if Kirby could even swallow it to transform. I beat it once before, and more recently, Kirby pulled off an old move of mine when he assisted Sword and blade in finishing it off again. Like you, R6, it sports the headpiece of fire power.
Sasami: Wow... Fire R6 and Ice Kirby... Cool!
Lady Like: Speaking of Kirby, where is he?
MK: I think he's giving those three gentlemen at that table a cold reception!
Tiff: Huh? KIRBY! You behave!
(Kirby is over at Imperial's table, and has used his ice power to encase Imperial, Jackhammer, and Roughouse in ice)
R6: Let him, they're villains anyway! Besides, I have one that'll do better, Kirby!
Kirby: Piiyo!
(R6 blows a cloud of fire all over the frozen threesome, burning them to a crisp)
R6: Not bad, eh Kirby?
Kirby: Awrii!!
R6: Hmm... this is more potent than my OWN fire breath, or rather the side effects from Smartypants' cinnamon spray. I better be careful.
Sir Ebrum: I say, are you planning to wear that fiery getup all night?
R6: Maybe... maybe not... I'll probably take it off when dinner is served.
Lydia: And more of it gets taken off later tonight, hot lips!
R6: Down girl!
Ayeka: Bad pun, anyway.
(END PART)
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If you want, you can change Kirby's form. Right now, he is still Ice Kirby. No Escargoon or King Dedede though... they're not coming. Chef Kawasaki is already here, and is cooking up something (a disaster, most likely). Please, do NOT voluntarily remove my Fire headpiece. I will write that later.
(QC to the front desk with Charity and Loud. A bunch of animals arrived.)
Tenderheart Bear: Well, this is the place.
Grumpy Bear: Do we have to go someplace? We are supposed to help the world to care!
Brightheart Raccoon: We are, Grumpy. But some of us deserved a little rest now and then. Right, Champ?
Champ Bear: You are correct, little buddy.
Loud: Hello, welcome to my club!
Charity: Are you the Care Bears party, I presumed?
Braveheart Lion: You got it right, little nice girl.
Charity: Good, your table is 9.
Champ: (to Cheer Bear) This help us get a little "better", right Cheer?
Cheer Bear: Yes, my beloved Champ. This is better!
Loud: Geez, and I thought you and I are the best couple here, Charity.
Charity: JusSonic is going to love having these Bears here.
(QC to Bowser's table.)
Bowser: Ugh. I thought they would thought twice doing so, but they decided on inviting me anyway!
(Besides him is his clone, Giga Bowser.)
Giga Bowser: Same here! At least, this is the first time that I am aside...
Bowser: Don't you dare finished that joke! I got enough of that from the Marios!
Giga: Whatever. Would you excuse me please? I got a cold from my last encounter with the Histerians.
(Giga then sneezed, and accidentally spit fire on Kenny. Kenny screamed and runs around maniacally)
Stan: Whoa dude!
Cartman: Big **** dragon hippie!
(Kenny then runs by Kirby, who decided to help Kenny by breathing his ice power on him. Kenny stop burning, but is now trapped in a block of ice. QC to Axel Foley's table.)
Axel Foley: Whoa ****! That little **** just breathed ice on that little *******!
(The Warner siblings then appeared.)
Yakko: Hey, hey, Axel. What did we say about saying that language here?
Axel: **** you! I am a ****ing Senator! I can say whatever the **** I want.
Wakko: Whatever. Say, is Don Knotts here?
Dot: Enough, brother. We don't want you to go wild searching for him!
Yakko: I agreed with Dotty.
Dot: (Angry) What did you say?!
Yakko: (nervous) Nothing.
(Dot shakes her head)
Dot: Boys.
(QC to Vader sitting at his table.)
Vader: I sense a lot of anger in everyone here tonight. If I am lucky, I can struck down the Jedi! Though how can Mace and the other Jedi that I killed be here since I ended their lives years ago? Hmmm...
(QC to Kirby. He is walking when he accidentally bumped into Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff got angry and yell at him.)
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff! Jiggly! Puff!
Kirby: Piyo? Puff?
Jigglypuff: Puff! Puff!
(QC to the authors again.)
Robert: Oh crap. What is it?
JusSonic: Looks like our friend Kirby there has run into Jigglypuff.
Pokejedservo: And knowing that those two are pink puffs, I don't blame them.
Norung: Holy cow! They are hitting each other!
(QC to the action. Kirby and Jigglypuff then begin to slap each other like crazy. Finally, Mills Lane came in to interpret.)
Mills Lane: This isn't the time nor place to get it on! You two want to fight each other? You got to be in an official fight!
(QC to the stage. F. Time got an idea.)
F. Time: And fight it will be! Who wants to see a Super Smash Bros. Melee battle?!
Audience: We do!
F. Time: Good! Because we have made a teleporter that Mr. Smartypants made recently...
(QC to the man in question)
Smartypants: Uh, no thanks needed.
(QC to F. Time)
F. Time: And we can teleport those two in a Virtual Reality level where they can settle this!
Toast: (V/O) Dude, all right!
(QC to the bad four.)
Morre: When are we going to begin your plans?!
Gene: Soon. We will use the distraction of this battle to set all things up.
David: Wonderful! Those Histerians better watch out! Because we are back!
Back in the kitchen, Toast is giving the latest orders to the chef on duty.
"And everyone at the Cobra table wants Caesar salads, big surprise."
On cue, Julius Caesar appears.
"Hey, I've been talking with Alexander and Genghis and Monty and some of the gang, and we have a bone to pick with them about using our DNAs, baby."
"Uh, yeah. I'll be sure to tell them. As if! Oh, one more thing. Those twin dudes? Uh, one of them wants French dressing, and the other wants Italian. See ya."
Toast, his job here done, goes back to the dining area to take more orders. The chef, a rather burly sort, re-reads the current list of orders.
"Mm-mm-mm. So now's the time for the true confessin', the way to tell them twins apart is by their choice of salad dressin'."
"Well, they are from Corsica; maybe they'll split both, you don't know."
That was me. Up to now I've been back here in the kitchen. I can't cook, but I've been doing pretty much anything else I can to help. I notice something, though.
"Your meter there was questionable."
"Cut me some slack; it's not easy gettin' everything to rhyme."
"True; I know I couldn't do it. How are you liking the change of scene, by the way."
"This job's not the Ritz, but it'll do for a laugh. Thanks for gettin' me this gig on Kawasaki's staff."
"You're welcome, Mr. Hinton."
"Call me Marvin."
"Okkay, Marvin."
"These guys here are all the real deal, even that phony Cajun Emeril."
On cue, we hear a "BAM!" from nearby.
"I know, I wanted to get Paul Prudhomme, but he's retired; what can you do."
"Oh, that part is true, it's true. But if he starts crowin' about LSU..."
"Lemme guess, you're an Ole Miss fan."
"I am from Mississippi."
"I know, Biloxi. Which is why I haven't mentioned the Razorbacks being the best in the West."
That drew a dangerous look.
"Sorry."
At that moment I get a page. (Limited edition Histeria fanfic writers pagers; I was lucky to get one) "Whoop, I'll have to leave now; there's some people at the front asking for me."
And so I desert the premises, leaving the chef to ponder the ethics of slipping diuretics into the order for the Cobra table. As I am departing, I pass the dishwashing staff, one of whom is in a sour mood, not that that's anything new.
"This isn't working. I should be diving, not doing K.P."
The fellow next to him, a Hawaiian sort, tries to mollify him.
"I know, this isn't what I wen get trained for in BUDs. But what can we do?"
"I know."
"Whatever's going down, it'll be big. We all help where we can, brudda."
"I know, Hawaii, I know."
"Look at it like this, it could be worse. At least you and I don't have to work next to someone we despise."
As the Hawaiian says this, he points over to the next sink, where another pair of men --- one with a mustache --- are going about their jobs amid frequent invectives in each other's directions.
"What kind of a name is that anyway? Wendell?"
"Don't start. You don't have much to be proud of anyway. Forrest, *snort*, makes you sound Gump-y. Or maybe I should say gimpy."
"That's my last name and you know it. You call me gimpy and I'll call you Wendy."
"Wendy?!? Why I oughta--"
Any further escalation is cooled down, literally. The two are sprayed by a bearded man who would look at home in your typical pirate movie.
"You swabs want to keep it to a dull roar before you blow our cover?"
The two settle down somewhat after that.
The other dishwasher, whose sour mood is starting to lessen, turns back to the Hawaiian. "I see your point, Ed."
Meanwhile, at the front desk, two twenty-to-thirty-something couples are waiting for me. They consist of a blond man, a redheaded woman, and a brown-haired man and woman. Their patience is soon rewarded as I emerge to welcome them personally. Loud gets to me first.
"IT'S ABOUT TIME!"
"Miss me?"
"Don't encourage him." Charity muttered.
I sluff this off, and turn my attention to my guests.
"Ah, Mr. Hauser, Ms. O'Hara, Mr. Fairbourne, Ms. Hart-Barnett. Your table is ready for you. Table 77." I glance at Charity, who nods.
The blond speaks. "Has Ge-, Mr. Abernathy shown up yet?"
I nod. "Yes, I already personally seated him. Also, Ms. Krieger. As I am now about to personally seat y'all."
As we're about to go we get some unexpected entertainment in the form of a giant red furball (not the cat, needless to say) and a bespectacled young woman with a voice that could rival Loud Kiddington's, as we soon find out.
"HEYYYY, SERVICE!!! WHADDA WE HAFTA DO TO GET SOME SERVICE AROUND HERE?"
Loud is thrown momentarily, but he perceives the other loudmouth as a challenge and is up to said challenge.
"I HEARD YOU JUST FINE; YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!"
"LOOK WHO'S TALKING! YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE POSTER CHILD FOR 'SILENCE IS GOLDEN' YOURSELF!"
By now the tympanic twosome is starting to draw shushes from everyone within earshot, which in their case means everyone. I step in.
"Do you two mind? If this keeps up the police might show up and we don't want that. Not to mention noise pollution and all that."
Charity interposes. "Let me guess, you studied with Yosemite Sam too?"
"ME, STUDY WITH SAMMY? HAH!! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! SAMMY STUDIED WITH ME!!! HE DIDN'T GET TO THE STUDIO UNTIL '45, AND--"
"Wait a minute," I interrupt the young woman. "I recognize you now. You're Myopia from Little Red Riding Rabbit (Friz Freleng, 1943), and from that episode of The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries, the one in Scotland."
"BOY, YOU'RE A REGULAR CHARLIE CHANDLER!, AREN'T YOU!"
All of this yelling has been giving the fuzzy red thing no end of the willies, causing him to mutter incessantly. I finally notice him.
"Oh, where are my manners. Hello, Gossamer."
Apparently this makes him happy; he tries to snuggle up to me.
"DOWN, BOY!" comes from Myopia, followed by an explanation. "DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY; HE REALLY LIKES IT WHEN SOMEONE REMEMBERS HIS NAME!
"Indeed." comes a voice from Gossamer Rudolph, no relation to Wilma Rudolph, despite the track shoes. The voice sounds a bit like Boris Karloff, actually.
But Myopia takes no notice. "BOY, IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE'S COME TO THE NEWSGROUP OR THE TERMITE TERRACE TRADING POST WANTING TO KNOW WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT FUZZY RED MONSTER--"
"I know, I know, I used to go to those places a lot. So I take it you're still with that evil scientist?"
"YEAH, HE'S STILL BLINDED BY MY BEAUTY! YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU GET PAST HIS CREEPY SIDE, HE'S A PRETTY GOOD MAN! TO HAVE!"
"Heh, I'm not interested in your personal life." I wisecrack, to a rimshot courtesy of Pule Houser. (Hey, he has to have something to do and Mike Nelson had overlooked him, plus it keeps him out of the way)
"Meanie." mutters Pule, who had overheard my remarks.
As had Myopia. "WELL, AREN'T YOU A BARREL OF LAUGHS!"
"Uh, yes, thank you." I sputter, "Now why don't we get you and Gossamer seated." I turn to Charity. "Give them the table next to Gene's; it'll be a laugh seeing her and that Hicks fellow when they see each other. Not to mention Gossamer." Giggling, she agrees.
Just as I was about to return to my guests, we're interrupted again by more newcomers, specifically Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond.
"Go right on in, you two. There's probably a special announcers table in there. You just missed seeing a kid beat Cobra Commander," my guests are quite interested in that bit of info, "but I think you're just in time to call the match between Kirby and the Jigglypuff."
They get their table assignment from Charity, and then precede us into the dining area. As they pass I hear them.
"It never fails. Every time we try to get away from our jobs someone wants us to call a match! We never get away from it! And involving a Pokemon character of all things!"
"Nick, JusSOnic likes Pokemon, and JusSOnic is also the only writer who represents Celebrity Deathmatch around here."
"No need to be so patronizing, Johnny; you sound like Vince McMahon when you do that. At least it could be an interesting match, like if Stacy Cornbred ever came back and challenged Debbie. I'd sure be in Stacy's corner, and I know who you'd back, Johnny. In more ways than one."
"Drop dead, Diamond."
Taking advantage of the calm between the storms, I once again try to escort my guests to their table. This time I succeed.
En route...
"Is it true? Cobra Commander got beat by a kid?"
"It's true, but don't read too much into it. CC has a plan, and so does Serpentor, and I'm not sure they're the same plan."
"Serpentor's weakness is strategy, thanks to him not getting Sung Su or Sgt. Slaughter's DNA."
"I know, and thanks for the exposition. For some reason which escapes my reason, the other writers thought it would be fun to bring the bad guys here. Over there are Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank."
"Dr. Forrester? I thought he'd become a star child."
"Last I'd heard he was encased in carbonite."
"You heard correctly. What can I say; they've been able to raise the dead."
"Isn't that Judge Doom over there?"
"Yes, and you know there's people around here who haven't forgotten that time he and Gene Burrows tried to hijack the Harleys."
"Speaking of Gene Burrows..."
"Yes, that's him."
"Morre and that evil scientist I recognize, but who's that other guy?"
"His name is William Shelton. Let's just say that we writers know things which we're not at liberty to divulge."
"What next, the ev-"
"Don't give anyone any more ideas."
"No one knows what could happen; maybe the Power Puff Girls, who knows."
By now we're at their table. Already there are an auburn-haired former fashion model and an imposing middle-aged man in full dress complete with top hat.
"Here's the rest of your party, Mr. Abernathy."
"Thank you."
I take his curt response (he has a lot on his mind) as my cue to leave.
Now comparatively alone, the party of six gets down to business. Starting with Mr. Hauser, the blond man.
"Is it true, Clay? Ol' Snakes got his head handed to him?"
The woman, Ms. Krieger, interrupts. "It's true, Conrad. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself."
"Clay" finally speaks. "But we shouldn't read too much into it."
Now the redhead, Miss O'Hara. "We know; some of the writers decided to bring in all the bad guys. What were they thinking?"
"I don't know, Shauna. We can ask a writer; it seems they're all over the place, doing this and that."
"The writer we talked to didn't have a clue." came from the brown-haired woman.
"From what I've overheard, Allison, what the writers were thinking when they let in the bad guys might be irrelevant." came from Ms. Krieger. "It seems Cobra wasn't even invited; they attacked, expecting us. Same thing for one or two others."
And from Clay, "Courtney's right. We weren't here and next thing you know Old Chromehead talked Serpentor into enjoying the party with everyone else. He must be up to something."
"Which means we'll all have to be that much more on alert." came from the brown-haired guy, Mr. Fairborne.
"That's right, Dash. Just look around. There's lots of good guys, but there's lots of villains too. I've seen the whole gamut, from superheroes to Darth Vader himself."
Several tables away, the aforementioned Sith Lord sits, his attention riveted to his younger self and his former wife. "Padme...", he breathes.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, er, back at the... well, we know who's at that table by now don't we?
"...so until they move, we can't."
"That's right. So we'll just have to enjoy the party like they are. But be ready."
"That goes without saying."
"All right, so we'll have to enjoy ourselves. Anyone want to start?"
"I guess I will. Nice make-up job you did on us, Court. We walked past the Cobra table and there wasn't a glimmer of recognition on any face."
"Thanks."
"The top hat for Clay was a nice touch."
"The old man wanted a hat, so I gave him a hat."
"I'm not comfortable without something on my head. And quit calling me 'the old man'."
Meanwhile, you know the old saying, when it rains it pours? It seems that's true for me; once my guests started coming it was a steady stream. I'd already ushered in the Tiny Toons, touching base with Sylvester in the process. Rita & Runt came next, which meant yet another Sylvester encounter. I was just seating the Hey Arnold! gang when I noticed the goings-on at the Tenchi table.
"Huh. I was certain that ultimately Tenchi would choose Ryoko AND Ayeka. But not until he became Emperor. Well, who knows, he's not Emperor yet."
Arnold overhears my muttering and humors me as only he can do. "Are you saying it's allowed for the Emperor of whatever it is you're talking about to have more than one wife?"
"The current Emperor has two. One is Ayeka and Sasami's mother; the other is Tenchi's great-grandmother."
Arnold is nonplussed, but he shrugs it off. "Okkay."
I sigh. "It's just a shame another triangle might be in the offing."
This time Helga overhears, and decides to pretend that she's interested. "What're you talking about, geek bait?"
"I guess you've heard of fanfics?"
"Yeah, so? What's your point?"
"My point is this." And with that, I produce a printout of Helga Muyo ( http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=102812 in case anyone wants to read it). Helga reads it, and sees red.
"That princess had better keep away from--"
"What about me?" Rhonda demands.
"Not you, Rhondaloid, I mean the REAL princess."
Phoebe is reading the story too. "I'm certain there's nothing to this. Although it would be quite intriguing to socialize with Japanese people from Japan." She starts to stand.
"NO!" Helga starts to yelp, before she pulls Phoebe's ear to her mouth. "If you go over there and start talking with them, Arnold might do the same, and who knows where that could lead. Uh, not that I care what Arnold does."
Phoebe gets the point, and sits down. Nevertheless, she can't resist a little something. "I hope they have enough ICE CREAM here." Helga has an interesting reaction.
"I'll handle this, Helga." I offer before walking to the Tenchi table.
"Good." Helga replies, before relapsing. "Uh, whatever floats your boat, huh."
Let's just say that by the time I'm done, Sasami thinks that Arnold has a girlfriend back in Hillwood, and that Helga is keeping tabs on him and will report whatever goes on to said girlfriend, who is not one to mess with. It took a bit of fancy talking, but I think they got the message. *sigh*, when Sasami gets old enough to merge with Tsunami, wow! Uh, forget you heard that.
Not five minutes later I'm escorting two tables full of As Told By Ginger guests.
"Wow! Can you believe we're actually about to sit down to dine at an invitation-only fancy nightclub?"
"This is big, Ginger. Big, big, big, big! Okkay, settle down, we can do this."
"There's none of that adult entertainment going on here is there?"
That question was put to me by one of the grownups in the group, the brown-haired motherly type that you get the vibe you didn't want to mess with. I anwswer it. "If there is, Mrs. Foutley, it's going on among the guests. And we're really powerless to do anything about that. Don't worry; there's babies among us, or there soon will be. Nothing off-color will be encouraged."
"Good! Because I see any of that and we're leavin', end of discussion."
"I understand, ma'am."
A shy, bespectacled girl hands me a long long looooong sheet of paper. "Here's a list of everything I'm allergic to."
"Hmm, I see you have quite a bit in common with Chaz and Chuckie Finster."
" snort Like what?"
"Allergies, shyness, glasses, and that's just off the top of my head."
Remember I mentioned two tables? Well, at the other table...
"Oh, dear. Ginger I don't mind, but those others, at the very next table..."
"Do we have to sit one table over from them? Can't we move?"
I interpose yet again. "No, Miss Kilgallen. This is the table your party was assigned. Maybe a better spot will open up later, you never know. If you take a better spot ahead of time you might be asked to move back and that wouldn't look good."
The blonde girl speaks up. "He has a point, Miranda. It's better to be asked to move up than to be asked to move down."
"Of course, Courtney."
While I'm scratching my head over how Courtney Gripling got that bit of Biblical wisdom into her head, her brother has a conversation of his own going.
"Foutley."
"Gripling."
"I see you have your usual excuse for an entourage. Hoodsey."
"I'd put Hoodsey up against anyone you could scare up any day, Gripling. Which today would seem to mean Higsby. Did you know he's that hyper WITHOUT the sugar?"
"You don't say." Then the 7 & 3/4 years-old overachiever notices Noelle, who at the time is sitting on her face a la Mork from Ork. "And what is that?"
"She's Noelle Sussman, the coolest, weirdest person I've ever met since, since Maude."
"Who?"
"Never mind; she wouldn't have wanted to meet you anyway. Although that time she haunted you was a kick, as she would say."
"Hmph!"
So, guys & gals, that's my contribution so far. Let's keep the party going, y'all.
Poke: I've been playing the VERY fine game "Marvel Vs. Capcom 2" with Numbah 4 lately, and beating him as well.
#4: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN USING CABLE MOST OF THE TIME YOU "CHEAPSKATE"!
JS: Cheapskate?
Poke: "Cheap Fighters" are ones that are...how do I say this? Not exactly hard to win, yet not easy to beat because they have easy high-hitting moves?
#4: And needless to say its also a very frowned upon most fighting game fans as well.
Poke: Like Wolverine has never been deemed cheap? And besides if you were so wanting to stay away from "frowned" things amonst Fighting Games then you'd stay away from "Button Mashing" games like Marvel Vs. Capcom 2. Now I've got some other things to do #4 so you run along with your fellow KND huh?
#4: Well alright then...
(He heads on other to them but meanwhile a few of the old world leaders such as Julius Caesar are busy cornering Dr. Mindbender chanting "GIVE US BACK OUR DNA!".)
Dr. Mindbender (sounding a wee bit creeped out): Uhhh...Destro? Baroness? What is going on here?!
Destro: It appears to be Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan and Monticello.
Dr. Mindbender: BUT HOW CAN THIS BE?! WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING ME?!
Destro: They are angry with your usage of their DNA to make Serpentor.
Dr. Mindbender: THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR CENTURIES! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT THEY WERE GOING TO MIND IF I BORROWED SOME OF THEIR GENETIC STRUCTURE?!
Baroness: Well apparently they do mind, and at least the rest of the leaders you used DNA from aren't here harassing you as well.
Dr. Mindbender: Indeed, well perhaps I shall let them meet the genetic product made by their DNA right away. Oh Serpentor!
Serpentor: Yes Dr. Mindbender what is it?
Dr. Mindbender (now speaking to Julius, Alexander, Genghis and Monty): Gentlemen, I bring you the DNA mixture of you three and certain others. I bring you...SERPENTOR!
Julius Caesar: You have got to be kidding me baby...
Alexander the Great: This madman in strange-snake clothing is NOTHING like us!
Serpentor: Grrr... YOU WILL RESPECT THE FACT OF MY EXISTANCE! THIS I COMMAND!
(Julius, Alex and Monty look at Genghis Khan.)
Genghis Khan: What?
(As Serpentor argues with them some more, we are now back to the KND while #1, 2 & 4 were busy talking about the KND's past adventures.)
#1: As it can easily be proven that NOTHING scares us of the KIDS NEXT DOOR!
#2: Very true, my man! Very true!
#4: As I said before that we will rule!
#1: Indeed my good man, nothing is going to scare us!
#5: So nothing scares you guys huh?
#1: Yes nothing scares us guys uhh... with no offense to you and #3 or course.
#5: Of course, but Numbah 5 wants to be REALLY sure that you guys don't get scared.
#1: Of course not! And why are you asking such a question?
#5: Oh nuthin' (notices that #3 is standing RIGHT next to the boys as a certain something is above) Say Numbah 3 is that a Mistletoe I see above?
(They look up and see such a thing right above them.)
#3: Uh-huh!
#5: Then Numbah 3 knows what you gonna do!
#3: Yipee! (Looks at the frightened boys) Kissy Kissy!
(And of course the boys try to run like &@$% away from #3 but she manages to catch #4.)
#4: Uhhh...Can we talk about this?
#3: Nope!
(And...well I think you know what already happens next. And as #4 is lying on the ground in a daze while blushing as can be. #3 is cheerfully humming away like nothing out of the unusual happenend as she walks away with a very content smile on her sweet face.)
#1: That was a dirty trick Numbah 5!
#5: I'm sorry you guys it was all for fun! And besides its a holiday tradition to kiss anyone under the mistletoe.
#2: And... are you going to try to do THAT to any of us #5?
#5: Numbah 5 do that? Naw man, Numbah 5 ain't that kinda girl do that you see?
#1 & 2: Whew...
#5: But be careful #1, #3 might want to try again on you this time. After all who knows why you always smack her around so much?
#1 (with of course being QUITE red in the face, with #2 snickering): I CAN ASSURE YOU MY INTENTIONS ARE ANYTHING BUT THAT!
#5: Aww... whatever man, lets just go and party!
(End of part)
Yeah it was pretty short, and yes I have been busy playing Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 lately. But don't worry I WILL be back doing another part hopefully soon. (And I may actually FINALLY get to different people soon enough.) And well I still hope that you all will have fun here and please contribute more soon! And as for me...well I'm off playing Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 again! Farewell for now!
Slappy: Well, as long as they have explosives in it, I am fine with that.
Skippy: You wanted explosives in everyhing, aunt Slappy.
Slappy: That's not true. (notices something) Hey! Who let those three numbskulls in here?!
(She took out a bomb and throws it. The bomb is headed Walter Wolf, Sid the Squid, and Beanie Bison's table. It exploded and we now see them covered in black.)
Walter Wolf: Geez! Even here, we can't escaped that squirrel's wrath!
Sid the Squid: Your telling me!
(QC to the Star Wars table.)
Mace: So if Count Dooku was telling the truth about a Sith controlling the Senate, who could it be?
Yoda: Like I said before, the Sith clouds everything.
Obi-Wan: You might be right, master Yoda. (looks around) Has anyone seen Anakin?
Padme: Annie says he got a note telling him to go somewhere. He promised he'll right back.
(Obi-Wan shakes his head.)
Obi-Wan: He better not do anything rash.
(We QC to a boiler room in the House of Histeria! Anakin is now there, looking for the person who sent him the note.)
Anakin: Is there anyone here?
Vader: (V.O) So, we meet at last Anakin Skywalker.
(Darth Vader appeared, his lightsaber on.)
Anakin: You! You're that Sith at the party! Who are you?!
Vader: I am you.
Anakin: What?!
Vader: Well, you when you get turned to the Dark Side, though from what I know, we'll forget this encounter once we return to our own time.
Anakin: So why invite me here? You can't risk killing me since I become you.
Vader: We both loved the same woman, and we'll see once and for all, who is the best.
Anakin: Fine then
(Anakin gets out his lightsaber and turns it on.)
Anakin: Let's go!
(QC back to the front hall. Loud and Charity are there awaiting more guests. More guests come in the form of their evil selves and Gene and Vincent's good selves.)
E. Loud: GEEZ, IS BRINGING YOU GUYS NECESSARY?!
G. Gene: We want to make sure you and your minions don't try anything, Loud!
G. Morre: I agreed, though how can Harry be alive since I killed him?!
E. Harry: It has something to do with some sort of time machine, okay?!
Loud: WELCOME TO THE HOUSE!
E. Loud: Oh shut the **** up! You are even worse!
Charity: What are you two doing here, Gene and Vincent's good selves?
G. Gene: We were sent to make sure these villains don't try to do anything during the party. And to make sure they don't, we scrapped electric devices that we activated using our controls. (pulls out control)
G. Morre: So, if they try anything, we will shock them to keep them in line!
Loud: Cool! Can I try it?
(G. Gene gave Loud the control. Loud, with an evil smile, pressed the button on the control, shocking E. Loud.)
Loud: Quit shocking yourself! (He says this repeatedly while pressing the button, continuing to shock his evil self) Quit shocking yourself!
G. Gene: Okay, can we have that back? You are going to run down the battery.
(Loud gave the control back to G. Gene)
E. Charity: That's not the only thing that's going to be run down, you piece of...ouch!
(She said ouch in the last part because G. Morre shocked her. Then Harry, the good one, came in.)
Harry: Sorry I'm late! It was busy at the office! (notices the evil Histerians) Oh, so this is the evil Histerians and my evil self? Well, this is the first time that I am...
E. Harry: Don't you dare finish that joke, mother ****er!
Harry: Geez, I am a grouch in the other world.
(QC to the main hall. Toast is getting orders from the Care Bears.)
Toast: Okay, so that is the family pack you dudes wanted?
Nobleheart Horse: That is right.
Toast: Okay, so does the baby dudes want the kids meals?
Baby Tugs: I am not a baby! I am a Care Bear!
Baby Hugs: Tugs, we don't want to get into that mess again.
Grumpy: Yeah, the last thing we all want is more baby bear mischief.
Tugs: It wasn't my fault that I activated the Caring thing that brought Friend Bear and Secret Bear with those kids!
Lightheart Bear: What is he talking about?
Treatheart Pig: We'll explain later, Lightheart.
Toast: Huh? Lightheart? I didn't remember seeing you in the Care Bears episodes.
Lightheart: I was introduced in those Heart of Darkness stories your friend JusSonic made.
(Bedtime Bear woke up)
Bedtime Bear: Huh? What?
Swiftheart Rabbit: It is a dream, Bedtime. Go back to sleep.
Bedtime: Okay.
(Bedtime went back to sleep.)
Toast: Dude, what a snoozer!
Trueheart Bear: You're telling us!
(QC to stage that F. Time is standing)
F. Time: Okay, folks, before we begin the battle between Kirby and Jigglypuff, time to see another battle that took place in Fandemonium III at Celebrity Deathmatch. Beavis vs. Butthead!
(QC to backstage. Miss Info is there, talking on a walkie talkie)
Miss Info: Time to begin the clip, y'all.
(QC to the props room. Aka and Froggo are sitting down. Aka is talking to Miss Info on her walkie talkie.)
Aka: Okay! Hit it, Froggy!
(Froggo proceed in hitting the VCR with a hammer. QC to the main hall. The cartoon is show, which is the Beavis vs. Butthead, that (Spoiler!) Beavis won. After that cartoon is over, the audience applaud. We then see a screech and we that Beavis has his shirt over his head. Beavis makes whacked noises. Mrs. Foutley noticed this)
Mrs. Foutley: Young man, will you please sit down?!
Beavis: Are you threatening me?! Are you threatening me?! BB for my bunghole?!
(QC to BB and CC)
BB: Hey! Leave me outta this!
CC: I don't think he meant you, dear.
BB: Then who does...(realizes) Oh sick!
(QC to the action. Beavis is now standing on the "As Told By Ginger" table.)
Beavis: I am Cornholio!
Ginger: Will someone get rid of this guy before I get sick?!
(As if to respond to that, someone throws a chair at Beavis knocking off the table and onto the floor unconscious. Everyone look confused. QC to Axel Foley's table.)
Axel: What the ****?! Who the **** did that?!
Voice: It is I...
(QC to a certain table.)
Dr. Evil:...Dr. Evil.
(QC to stage)
F. Time: Well thanks for stopping Cornholio, Mr. Evil.
(QC to Dr. Evil's table.)
Dr. Evil: That's *Dr.* Evil! I didn't spent years in evil medical school just to be call mister, thank you very much.
Scott Evil: Oh shut up, ***! You're starting to act like a dope more than usual!
Dr. Evil: Scott, does the words "zip it" mean anything to you?
Scott: Yeah, but...
Dr. Evil: Than I suggested you use it unless you want Mini-Me to get upset.
Mini-Me: Yeep.
(Mini-Me flips off Scott, who frowns at him. QC to Stewie and Rupert Murdoch's table.)
Stewie Griffin: That Scott person reminds me too much of that stupid brother of mine! I am glad I stick with smarter beings than stupid family!
Rupert Murdoch: What do you mean? You still failed when sticking with smarter beings anyway.
Stewie: Shut up, Rupert, or I will make sure you won't get any money for the DVDs of that stupid show that I appeared in.
Rupert: Yes sir.
(QC to stage.)
F. Time: Okay, that out of the way, time to begin the match!
(The audience cheers.)
F. Time: Before the cartoon, we placed our fighters in a virtual reality level just like the levels they fought in Super Smash Bros. Melee. Here's the fun part! We made the level ourselves and it's something we are proud of. Check it out!
(A image appears on the cartoon screen. It is a video game level and it looks like the top of the White House as seen in "Another 24 Hours")
F. Time: That is right folks! Our fighters will fight on top of the White House. They each have 3 lives, they are allowed items, and there is no time item whatever. Also, Gene's robo-spider will appeared to shoot at them. Our advice? Stay the heck away! They can died when they get throw out of the arena, falls off the roof, and, well, you get the math.
(QC to the bad four's table.)
Gene: We will used this distraction to begin our plans.
David: Good, because believe me, I want to get away from that annoying girl.
Morre: I believe you.
Shelton: Let's go anyway, so I can be back in time to help the robots rule the world!
(QC to the stage. The fighters, Kirby and Jigglypuff appeared opposite of each other. We then hear Mills Lane's voice as he begins the count-down.)
Well after that quite large bit by Nftnat (which introduced some Joes, although I'm not sure which ones. And who the fudge is this guy with the beard? Use names dammit!) I've decided to go back to JusSonic's idea of a Smash Bros fight, and play off crowd reaction to that.
(Cut to the Simpsons table, Homer is strangely absent).
Lisa: Mom what's gong on?
Marge: I'm not quite sure, but from what it sounds like a couple of creatures are gonna fight each other.
Lisa: That's horrible!
Bart: Chill out Lis, it's just like that game Smash Bros that mom let me play.
Marge: Only because thier was no blood and guts. Besides that Kirby guy was cute.
Lisa: Well I think it's wrong for people to make things fight each other. Who could possibly condone such behavior?
(As if on cue, Homer arrives back at the table)
Homer: Marge guess what? I just bet on the upcoming Smash thingies fight. I've got a sure fire winner, that big dinosaur guy.
Marge: Homer I don't want you gambling on fights between Nintendo characters.
Homer: Oooh but Bowser, he's gonna win for sure Marge!
(While Homer pleads with his wife, Mr. Krabs has approched the betting area).
Mr. Krabs: Arr give me $100 on the big lizard guy.
(Lucky Bob takes his money)
Lucky Bob: Here's your ticket sir, yes.
(Mr. Krabs leaves, Cho-Cho comes by).
Cho-Cho: This is much more profitable then our condiment selling idea. After all the bets are in, we'll make 20% of the take.
Lucky Bob: Genius idea, yes.
(Back at the sea creature table Mr. Krabs is lauding over his new purchase).
Mr. Krabs: Arr here it is boys, this little ticket is gonna make me--I mean us richer.
SpongeBob: How Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Well lad, you see I bet a large sum of money on this huge dinosaur guy to win in this upcoming fight. If he does, I get $100.
SpongeBob: Well I hate fighting of any kind, why do thoe two puffball things have to fight? Why can't they just get along? They look so cute together.
Patrick: Yeah and they're pink like me.
Squidward: Patrick, how the heck did you get in here?
(Elsewhere, in the props room, Aka and Froggo are having some problems).
Aka: Man Charity told me there'd be days like this.
(Camera moves to show both her and Froggo tied up. Dr. Forrester and Frank are also in the room).
Dr. Forrester: Hey kids thanks a lot for the props. I'm sure your Histeria pals won't miss them. I know you'd like to stop us, but I can see you're a little "tied up" at the moment. (Laughs).
Aka: (sarcastically) Ha ha real funny. Man what makes this even worse is you grabbed us when we were making out. When I get out of here, I'm so kicking your behind!
Dr. Forrester: Yeah and how are you going to do that? I have backup, compliments of Cobra (he gestures to 4 Vipers behind him). They let me borrow a couple of thier soldiers.
Aka: What? I don't remember you and Cobra being homies
Dr. Forrester: Look, borrowed, took when they weren't looking, it's all the same.
Viper #1: Hey are you sure these two are Joes? They're just kids.
Dr. Forrester: (nervously) Of course they are that's...Sassy and...uh... Frogmouth. They're from the Joes new Kid Squad.
Aka: (angrily) Kid Squad, man that's the biggest lie I ever heard!
Dr. Forrester:(angrily) Shut up you Joe scum. Anyway about your previous comment, I don't think you'll be escaping anytime soon. I've made a list of all the people who could save you any what they're doing. Frank?
Frank: Yeah?
Dr. Forrester: Tell our friends here the status of thier Histeria pals.
Frank: Okay, (looks at clipboard in hand) according to this they're working on a fight between two balloon creatures. That and running the place.
Dr. Forrester: Anakin Skywalker?
Frank: Unknown, but he's definetely gone.
Dr. Forrester: The GI Joes?
Frank: Washing dishes or waiting for Cobra to attack.
Dr. Forrester: There you have it, no heroes are gonna come to your rescue my small friends (Frank begins tapping him on the shoulder) what now Frank?
Frank: Uh what about the Kids Next Door Steve?
Dr. Forrester: You mean that bunch of dumb big-headed kids who think that they're spies? Those little brats can't be any threat to us, they're just kids. (Turns to the captives) And now, I'm afraid I must leave you.
Froggo: Before you go do have nay barbed wire or hot glue?
Dr. Forrester: No. Well so long "homies", this has been "fly" but I'll catch you on the "flip side."
Aka: Hey if you're trying to get me angry you just suc... (before she can talk, Frank puts a strip of tape over her mouth. He does the same to Froggo.
Dr. Forrester: I think I like her better this way (Aka glares at him angrily)But you know what? I feel terrible leaving without giving you something. So I have a gift for you, Frank, tell 'em what they've won!
Frank: (like a game show announcer) Well Steve,they get this new 7-inch TV! (he produces a TV from behind him and sets it down) But that's not all, they also recieve a copy of "the Castle of Fu Manchu"!
Dr. Forrester: (Producing copy of said movie) That's right, this little turkey nearly drove Joel and his bot brains insane, even when they could riff on it. Let's see what effect it'll have on those who can't! (He inserts the tape into a conveniantly placed VCR under the TV). Enjoy, (he grins evilly and walks away, before he goes he turns to one of the Vipers). Guard those kids and make sure they watch the movie, but don't watch it yourself or you'll go insane. (The guard nods and Forrester and his band leave. Just then, the doc sticks his head back in the door) Enjoy the movie "homeslice." (he then leaves the two to thier fate).
Folks, I must apologize for taking so long in getting the fight scene up. This is not that scene; it's a little something extra I had rattling around my brain which I had to get out. The fight will be up soon. Oh, and to answer Froggofan's confusion, here are the Joes I've used so far:
chef from Biloxi: Hinton, Marvin F.; grade E-4 (Cpl.); SN RA538203485; Hometown: Biloxi, MS; Heavy Machine Gunner; code name: Road Block.
dishwasher from Hawaii: Leialoha, Edward W.; grade WO-4 (Warrant Officer); SN RA946775409; Hometown: Aiea, HI; SEAL (Sea-Air-Land); code name: Torpedo.
combative dishwasher with mustache: Metzger, Wendell A.; grade E-7 (Gunnery Sgt., known in other branches as Sgt. 1st Class); SN 368-10-0025; Hometown: Stromsburg, NB; Marine; code name: Leatherneck.
combative dishwasher without mustache: Forrest, Brian M.; grade E-5 (Cpl.); SN 701-54-8793; Hometown: Myrtle Beach, SC; SEAL (Sea-Air-Land); code name: Wet-Suit.
And now, for a little bit you can fit in before Froggofan's latest:
Meanwhile, back in the area under care of Froggo & Aka, Froggo is letting in yet another historical figure.
Froggo: It's about time you got here. What took you so long?
Napoleon: My flight was delayed.
Froggo: Next time, take the train.
Napoleon: Non, it must be ze plane, ze plane! Always ze plane!
Froggo: Why do I bother. Go on; most of the others will be easy to find; just look for a bunch of conquerors around a table full of snakes.
Napoleon: Mais oui. Zey must answer to taking my DNA wizout a good price.
Froggo: Are you saying you would have sold your DNA to whoever it was for the right price?
Napoleon: I sold Louisiana to ze United States.
wipe to President Jefferson:
Jefferson: I have to admit, it was one of the greatest bargains I ever got. Although maybe not the best bargain in the history of America; there was Alaska...
he trails off in thought.
wipe back to the scene, where Napoleon has left. Aka is curious.
Aka: Froggy?
Froggo: Yes?
Aka: What're you doin' lettin; in all these conquerors? Napoleon, Hannibal, Eric the Red, Attila the Hun...
Froggo: In Hannibal's case, he can use all the exposure he can get; that episode only showed that one time.
Aka: True. But what about the others?
Froggo: They know about the DNA project, and they're not happy.
pan to Charity Bazaar.
Charity: Hey, that's my line!
back to Froggo and Aka.
Aka: I'll give you that too. But why are you helping them?
Froggo: Have you forgotten? I'm one of them.
So saying, he casts aside his garments to reveal the guise he adopted in The Terrible Tudors: Ivan the Terrible.
Aka: Oh, yeah. You're Ivan the... Cranky?
Froggo: Aka, please, do no remind me of Chit Chatterson.
Aka (chuckling): All right, I'll cut it out, Froggy.
Just then, they hear noises from one of the back rooms. They step to the door and overhear something. Or someone.
voice: I'll show them; this won't be like the babysitting Rugrats sequel. I won't drop the ball this time. I WILL tough it out.
Froggo: Wonder who that is.
Aka: Just a writer trying to pad his part.
At that moment, a vaguely unfamiliar face with a vaguely familiar face appears.
second voice: Did I hear someone was padding his part?
Which surprises the twosome.
Aka: Uh yeah, I did.
Froggo: Do we know you?
second voice: I don't see why you would; my show was cancelled by the time you guys came along. I'm Joe Leahy, announcer and would-be actor from the Freakazoid show. I've been accused of padding my part, and I thought whoever it was could use some support. May I go in?
Flummoxed, Aka & Froggo step aside, allowing him access to the door. Which he soon uses. Voices are soon heard.
Joe: What other problems are you having?
writer: It's this Rugrats pairings thing. You see, one of the Rugrats enthusiasts on here wants Tommy with Kimi and Chuckie with Lil, same as me.
Joe: So what's the problem?
writer: The other Rugrats enthusiast wants Chuckie with Angelica and Tommy with Lil, but especially Chuckie with Angelica.
Joe: I see.
writer: By the way, was that other censor so much worse than Miss Karaoke?
Joe: Oh, you have no idea. And that episode with Futterman was even more of a nightmare, let me tell you.
Of course, Froggo & Aka have been listening. Before they can comment, though, they receive another visitor.
Aka: Number Five? (from Kids Next Door, not Short Circuit)
Number Five: In the flesh. Are you free, Aka?
Aka: Why?
Number Five: Now that Susie's finally arrived, we can have that Cree Sumner club meeting.
Aka: I don't know; we both kind of need to be here.
As she talks, she subconsciously grabs Froggo's hand. Number Five notices.
Number Five: Mm-hmm.
Then another familiar voice is heard. Maxine Gibson.
Max: Hey, Number Five!
Number Five: Someone call for Number Five?
Max: We could use a bit of help.
Number Five: What's the problem, Miranda again? It wouldn't be Mary... wait, Elmyra didn't find out and try to crash, did she?
Max: No, it's nothing like that. It's not even the Cree Sumner Club at all; it's the Ben Diskin club.
Aka: I didn't even know there was one.
Number Five: That makes two of us.
Max: I don't think it's even official. But Eugene from Hey Arnold? He had his usual luck, which this time involved Number One AND Number Two.
Number Five: That's right, they're all voiced by Diskin. I'll be right there.
Max heads back, with Number Five in tow. Aka has begged off. Five minutes later...
Aka: Now, before we were interrupted, and interrupted...
Froggo: Where were we?
Aka: We were tryin' to give the loudmouth and the Natural-Born Kisser a run for their money.
And with that, she embraces Froggo, who soon gets the idea.
Froggo: Um, Aka...
Aka: Yes?
Froggo: Your hands are on my...
Aka: You complainin'?
Froggo: No..
Aka: I want the kissin' to have some oomph! to it.
Froggo: Are you saying it hasn't been up to now?
Aka: Not at all. Say, wanna see my Beyonce Knowles impression?
Froggo: Um, as Foxy Cleopatra?
Aka: If you like, 'cause I'm a lotta woman, babay!
Froggo: I'd love to, but we are a bit young to shag, don't you think?
yet another, more sinister voice: Just what I was thinking, kiddies!
And we pan out to reveal Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank, with Cobra Vipers in tow.
cut to the Freakazoid table, where we see Le Freak, Steph, Cosgrove, Roddy McStew, and Professor Jones.
F! guests: DUM-DUM-DUMMMMM!!!
cut to a small house somewhere in the Midwest. A high school coach, his wife, and their daughter & son, are gathered in one of those family poses. It's the Gil Thorp family from the comics, in their traditional Christmas greeting.
Gil: Merry Christmas and Season's Greetings, from our house to yours.
director: CUT!
Gil: What?
An anonymous director strides into the scene.
director: Gil, first, this is not the comics, it is a cartoon. Second,--
Gil: Hey, I didn't start the weirdness; that started when they brought in the Freakazoid touches.
director: I know, but still...
And so we leave them.
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize again for my tardiness in getting this up; y'all have my assurance that I won't rest until I have the fight up. Consider the above my Christmas present to y'all. And on this day, let us pause to remember the Reason for the Season, the One Who no amount of commercialization, secularization, or anything else ever will, or ever can change. Merry Christmas.
My newest part with some extra bit of "Darkness" in it. ;)
December 27 2002, 9:23 PM
(Meanwhile we are now noticing Arnold talking with Bridget from the "Hey Arnold!" movie. And here comes a traditionally nasty Helga Geraldine Pataki.)
Arnold: Uhhhh...hello Helga?
Helga: Hey Football-Head what your doing with this Catwoman bimbo here?
Bridget: I was just conversing with the very hero I helped in that movie.
Helga: Yeah and aren't you a little old to be playing little miss Super Spy?
Bridget: I'm only 14...
Helga: 14? HAH! Right and I'm the spitting image of Denise Richards! HAHAHAHA!
Bridget: She is awfully easy to amuse.
Arnold: Not really...
(Meanwhile as Gerald and Phoebe look at them nearby.)
Phoebe: sigh This isn't going to be pretty...
Gerald: I know you'd think they learn by now...
Phoebe: Indeed...
Gerald: But hey they'll settle things out here so shall we be going? (As he does his "Ladies first" hand gesture with a gentlemanly smile.)
Phoebe (with a giggle and a smile): Why yes Gerald I believe we shall...
(They walked back to the rest of the party holding their hands & smiling, and don't worry its not totally out-of-character. After remember what they were doing in that episode where Helga tries to get Arnold into the Tunnel of Love.)
(Now the scene focuses on Pokejedservo and a rather smirking Nftnat.)
Nftnat (noticing on what Gerald & Phoebe): Gee Pokey I didn't you were that kind of enthusiast.
Poke: Oh that? Only a bit, but its just a little thing that's crossed my mind beforehand.
Norung: Hey Poke!
Poke: Yo Norung what up?
Norung: Any idea where our fave "dark ones" coming in the party?
Poke: Da...ohh I know what your talking about here. In fact I think they'll be here right about...
(Suddenly a dark void has appeared where various monsters appear. Demitri Maximov the Vampire, Morrigan & Lillith Aensland the Succubi, Felicia the Catwoman, J. Talbian the Werewolf, Lord Raptor the Zombie, Anakaris the Mummy Pharaoh, Rikuo the Merman, Hsien-Ko & Lin-Lin the Chinese Ghosts, Sasquatch the...you know, Victor the Frankenstein & Emily his suprisingly mechanical sister, Donovan the sword-wielding Dhamphir Monk & Anita the Possessed little girl, B.B Hood the "Red Riding Hood" Demon Hunter, Huitzil the Robot and his young friend Cecil, Pyron the Fiery Demonic Alien, Q-Bee the Queen of the Soul Bees and last but not least Jedah Dohma the Grim Reaper. For they are...THE DARKSTALKERS!)
Norung: Ahhh...Lord Jedah and the "Dark Ones" I presume?
Jedah: Yes
Pokejedservo: This is very nice...
Lord Raptor: I'm afraid we don't use the term "Dark Ones" anymore, I believe the Politically correct term is "Darkstalkers".
(Scott McNeil begins to notice the new guests...well at least one of them.)
Scott McNeil: Lord Raptor? Is that you?
Lord Raptor: Scott? Scott McNeil? Hey man long time no see!
(They talk happily with one another as Nftnat comes over to Poke?)
Nftnat: Poke, what's going on?
Poke: Well I've heard of the Cree Summer Club & the Ben Diskin Club, what about the Scott McNeil Club? After all, all we need are Piccolo from DBZ & Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing and the like along with Rattrap & Dinobot & Silverbolt and Waspinator from Beast Wars as well. And quite possibly even more!
Nftnat: Indeed...
(Meanwhile Dr. Mindbender & Serpentor are noticing the "new visitors" of the party.)
Dr. Mindbender: What are these creatures there?
Serpentor: They appear to be creatures from the Demon World of the Makai.
Dr. Mindbender: DEMONS?! Uhhh...maybe we should consider Cobra Commander's proposal of just..."having fun" I..mean taking a simple vacation isn't so bad huh?
Serpentor: Do not be so tense Dr. Mindbender, we of Cobra & of Cobra-La can handle the likes of the Super-Natural that is the Makai.
Dr. Mindbender: I... suppose so...
(End of Part)
Yeah that was kinda short, but I do hope that it will do. I realize that me & Norung are most likely the ONLY ones whom are familiar with Darkstalkers so you don't have to do all that much with them. IF you like to learn more you might be able to do so right here at http://www.accessv.com/~ehuang/ if you like. I hope you all have fun on this so farewell for now.
When the story does get finished I shall post it on the Toonzone Message Board if possible. (I'll of course give credit to the writers here.) However I still can't post it on FF.net (I don't have the software anymore) BUT if your intrested JusSonic then I'll perfectly let you.
Unfortunately I don't know how to make a short part into the story AND I most likely won't have the time to make a long one. However for those who were able to have time to make a part yet its 12/26/02 or later. Don't worry you can still have them have fun in a Holiday manner, just because its no longer December the 25th here DOESN'T mean they can't have that kind of fun if you want them to.
So overall I hope you all have fun with this story and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
(We then see a small blue screen with a H! symbol. We then hear a voice.)
Announcer: We interrupt this story from a message from some censor.
(We see who the censor is. It is one of the FCC Agents, the Ben Stein person)
FCC Agent: Hello, I am one of the FCC Agents. This next scene contains a battle between two pink balls. While the FCC doesn't approved of violence, we have no choice because right now, someone is forcing us to allow it with an anvil. I am only giving you this message. Do not try this at home. Thank you. Now it's time for the Kirby vs. Jigglypuff match.
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This isn't the homage to Mickey's House of Villains. I only wrote this because Pokejedservo needed me to make a new part, so I thought I could humor him. Thank you.
“The event you’re about to read is not something that should be tried in the real world. It’s also not something that is for those with weak hearts or sensitive stomachs. If you think there’s even the remotest possibility that you might have any type of problem with blood and guts action that would make a certain MTV show named after a donkey pale in comparison, leave this web site, right now. And for those of you who don’t and find that you do have a problem, please try to remember, IT’S JUST COMPUTER PIXELS BASED ON A PRETEND TELEVISION SHOW WHERE CELEBRITIES DESTROY EACH OTHER, AND EVEN THEN IT’S ONLY CLAY!!! MAN! I MEAN, GET A GRIP, WILL YOU?!?! GET A LIFE WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! LOOK AT YOU! YOU’RE VEGGING OUT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER SCREEN--”
“Loud?”
“What?”
“The announcement’s over when you start to ad lib. Don’t you have people to greet up front right now?”
“Oh, all right. WHAT A NUT!”
“Doesn’t work on me, Loud. I’ve always known I’m a nut. And in Arkansas we know the truth of the old Johnny Cash song, ‘Everybody Loves a Nutt’. Go Razorbacks! And now, our feature match.”
“They’re pink, they’re cute, they’re lovable, and this place isn’t big enough for both of them. Tonight, whatever problems they have will be settled, one way or another. Hello, fight fans, and welcome to Club Histeria and a very special edition of Celebrity
Deathmatch.”
“And when he says special it means that this match happened on the spur of the moment, we just happened to be on hand trying to relax, and we got shanghaied into calling this fight for which we’re not getting paid diddly.”
“Nick.”
“Well, it’s true, Johnny. I don’t know about you but when I go out to a restaurant or a night club I don’t want to work that evening. As soon as this is over I’m going to call my lawyer and go over my legal options concerning all of these spontaneous gratuitous
announcing jobs and I advise you to do the same, Johnny.”
The ensuing silence doesn’t last for anywhere near a minute, but it seems like hours. Finally, an almost apoplectic Johnny Gomez takes the only option he sees as available to him.
“To bring our audience up to date, let’s see how this match came about.”
(QC to Kirby. He is walking when he accidentally bumps into Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff
gets angry and yells at him.)
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff! Jiggly! Puff!
Kirby: Piyo? Puff?
Jigglypuff: Puff! Puff!
Kirby and Jigglypuff then begin to slap each other like crazy. Finally, Mills Lane comes in to intervene.
Mills Lane: This isn't the time or the place to get it on! You two want to fight each other? You got to be in an official fight!
(QC to the stage. F. Time got an idea.)
F. Time: And fight it will be! Who wants to see a Super Smash Bros. Melee battle?!
Audience: We do!
F. Time: Good! Because we have a teleporter that Mr. Smartypants made recently...
(QC to the man in question)
Smartypants: Uh, no thanks needed.
(QC to F. Time)
F. Time: And we can teleport those two to a Virtual Reality level where they can settle this!
Back to the jury-rigged CDM set (hey, we weren’t expecting this fight were we?) where now it’s Nick Diamond’s turn to be irate.
“Well that was the lamest excuse to have a match that I have ever seen! And what was that old man talking about? Super Smash Brothers?!? You mean to say that they won’t even be fighting by Deathmatch rules?”
“That’s right, Nick. This match will be fought according to the rules of the Super
Smash Brothers video game series.
“Each player, or combatant in this case, has three lives.
“There is no time limit.
“Victory comes by knocking one’s opponent out of the arena or if the opponent falls off the ledge or into a pit.”
“Um, Johnny, there won’t be room to fight here in this nightclub, will there?”
“Correct, Nick. That’s why they won’t be fighting here; the action will be taking place in virtual reality, on the roof of the White House.”
“The White House?!? The President’s lucky he’s in Ft. Hood today in that case, Johnny.”
“As I said, Nick, it’s virtual reality; which means it’s not the real White House.
And there’s another rule about Super Smash Brothers style fighting. To elaborate on it, we go to the roof of the White House, where our friend Stone Cold Steve Austin is examining the future battle arena. Steve?”
“Who are these Super Smash Brothers anyway, Johnny?”
“Not now, Nick.”
And we do go to the roof of a V-R White House, where the beer-swillin’ foul-mouthed SOB himself is looking over the area.
“What we have goin’ here, guys, has its origins in my home state of Texas. Back there we had the beginnin’s of what is now known as extreme wrestlin’. From brass knuckles, to falls count anywhere matches, to title belts over the ring, to lumberjack or Texas Tornado matches. One of the innovations which came out of Texas was what used to be called the bunkhouse match. In such a match, the fighters could bring whatever they d*mn wanted, and use it in the ring. I remember one match in particular that was won by using a chrome horseshoe. Of course this kind of match has since become absorbed into the extreme / hardcore school of wrestlin’. The Super Smash Brothers style, though, is a little bit different; here, the stuff you can use is already in the field of combat. You can't bring anythin' with ya, but who'd want to? I mean just take a look around; this place is full o’ crates, barrels, capsules, all kinds of $#!+ basically. An’ those two pink-@$$3$ can he’p themsells to any-d@mn-thing they want.”
(QC back to Johnny & Nick)
“A very insightful report, Steve; and given in the colorful style we’ve come to
expect from you.”
“You’re welcome, Johnny.”
“Steve, I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on certain difficulties
apparently having been resolved.”
“Nick, none of that is official yet, and I’ll thank you to butt out of my personal life.”
“Point well taken, Steve.”
a second of silence, then Nick starts whispering to Johnny.
“He’s getting back into character.”
“Mm.”
“It’s still unofficial, but it’s all over the net that he’s slated to face Goldberg at
Wrestlemania.”
“Mm.”
"It will be interesting, don't you think? I mean, the two powerhouses with the clean-shaven scalps finally goin' head to head? The Stone Cold Stunner vs. the spear & the jackhammer?"
"Nick."
Finally, Nick gets the hint.
Over to Imperial's table:
Jackhammer: Hey, what was that guy saying about me?
Imperial: It wasn't you; shut up before I demonstrate what he was talking about, on you.
Jackhammer: Right, boss.
Meanwhile it seems Johnny has finally finished chewing out Nick, because he takes us directly to Debbie Matenopoulos trying to find out more about what makes the combatants tick. Nick makes the expected kissing noises.
On the internet, we find Debbie.
"...and right now I'm about to find out everything we ever wanted to know about one of our pink friends, courtesy of one of the many websites devoted to him, Jigglypuff-4-Ever. And here we go... what??!?"
Camera focuses on the computer screen, which displays the following message:
LAST UPDATE - April 12, 2002: BRAK, FROM CARTOON NETWORK'S "SPACE GHOST" HAS TAKEN OVER JIGGLYPUFF 4-EVER! THE WEB SITE IS NOW ETERNALLY UNDER HIS CONTROL!!!!
...complete with a pic of Brak with the caption, "You're gonna hear from my lawyer!"
Back to Debbie, who is considerably flustered.
"eh-huhuh, um, why don't we just go to the ring, or, or whatever it is." So saying, she immediately turns off the computer --- without the proper shutdown --- and hotfoots it out of there.
And now, we go to the ring, where Mills Lane is doing his usual thing.
"Gentlemen, or whatever the h*ll you freaks are, I don't know anything about Super Smash Brothers, both o'ya disgust me, and this match isn't being fought by Deathmatch rules; so I don't know what the h*ll I'm doin' here. But here we are anyway. So just for the h*ll of it, let's get it on!"
Cut over to the Warners table...
"*MWAH!* Good night everybody!"
"Yakko, he always says that before a fight."
"Oh, so that's why they like him over on MTV."
And so we go to the fight. Bear with me, folks, I need to go somewhere right now but I will continue this before this day is out. I'll continue this after this break.
"Hail, Brak!"
"Hail, Brak!"
Oh, no, I said 'break', not 'Brak!' Pardon me for a minute, folks, while I take care of this. COme to think of that, it might run into an hour, or two, or three. UUUh, those Brak fans, what can you do. Cy'all.
And now for a small part of mine if you all don't mind.
January 6 2003, 10:25 PM
Poke: And now for a little treat we'll also be having Lord Raptor from the Darkstalkers games suprisingly along with Numbah 4 of KND as his 1-man chorus sing you this known little song from current Professional Wrestling that it is today.
Raptor: Thank you ahem
(As various pics of various SSBM matches go)
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor...
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor...
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor...
Let The Bodies Hit The FLOOOOR!
(As Raptor plays his guitar in that certain fashion.)
Beaten Why For (Why for...)
Can't Take Much More
(Both L.R and #4) HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO NOW!
One Nothing Wrong With Me
Two Nothing Wrong With Me
Three Nothing Wrong With Me
Four NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!
One Something's Got To Give
Two Something's Got To Give
Three Something's Got To Give
NOOOOOOW!
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The FLOOOOOR!
Push Me Again (Again...)
This Is The End
(Both L.R and #4) HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO NOW!
Skin Against Skin, Blood And Bone
You're All By Yourself..But You're Not Alone
You Wanted In...Now You're Here
Driven By Hate...Consumed By Fear
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOR!
One Nothing Wrong With Me
Two Nothing Wrong With Me
Three Nothing Wrong with Me
Four NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!
One Something's Got To Give
Two Something's Got To Give
Three Something's Got to Give
NOOOOOW!
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOR!
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Ha-HAAAAA! Ho-HAAAAAA! Ho-HAAAAA! Ho...
(Meanwhile backstage)
Numbah 1: Uh Pokejedservo?
PJS: Yes?
Numbah 1: No offense to him or anything but, I do understand why this Lord Raptor was the Main Vocal's but how come Numbah 4 was his back-up chorus?
PJS: Considering who we have here thats the closest we can get that I know of. Sure there are better choices of Back-Up Vocal than Numbah 4, but there were worse as well.
Numbah 1: Indeed....
(End of Part)
Yeah I know that was pretty much nothing but filler wasn't it? But hey I thought I add a little something in even if it is just a little. But it was probably for the best that I just let you guys get on with this Jigglypuff Vs. Kirby Match. I'll still do parts of course even if your guys aren't done yet with this plot point in the future. BUT I'll just be only adding this small piece of music into things here. Bye for now!
Pokejedservo
(P.S: Nftnat, I just read the 14th chapter of your story "The Rugrats Weddings" on FF.net and it was by all means good. Though one thing I DO wish that I would do is to write that Rugrats fic I've been thinking of for a while. And whether your going to have it be a part of the story or not this could be intresting to you. Yes it is a Chuckie/Angelica fic and no its not like the comical "Chucki Muyo!" that I did a while back. But hopefully its a very unconventional story that might be very intresting. IF I actually get myself the time to write the blasted thing I'll send it to you via E-mail if you don't mind.)
I'll still most likely write the story in the future. But don't worry I won't bother you now. So please do ignore the "P.S" part. But I am still by all means intrested in how your story is going to go.
(Meanwhile at Backstage Pokejedservo is reading a comic book and Numbah 4 is coming towards him.)
Numbah 4: What you reading there?
Pokejedservo: "Cartoon Cartoons 14" a little comic book that shows a bit of history on you KND.
Numbah 4: History?
Pokejedservo: Oh yeah and it shows quite an intresting tidbit of info on you buddy boy.
Numbah 4: Oh really then let me see it then!
Poke: Alright...
(Poke hand's over the comic to #4 as he starts reading it.)
#4 (as he is reading it): Let's see here...hmmm...okay...okay...HUH?
(Notices a little tidbit of info that says that he actually has a crush on Numbah 3 but doesn't admit it.)
#4: WHAT?! THOSE BLOODY MORONS WHY I OUGHTTA!
#3: Hiii numbah 4!
(Now with a little bit of blush on his face as he is looking awfully scared.)
#4 (thinking): WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?! sigh Keep calm Wallabee, let's try to talk your way out of this one...
#3: #1 send me to try to find you so what's up?
#4 (now nervous): Oh nothing...heh heh...I was...just wondering who was here in the backstage...so...heh heh...now I know huh? So lets go now!
#3: Okay (notices the comics in his hand) Ohhh neat CARTOON CARTOON COMICS! (As she just grabs them from his hand.)
#4: gulp AH! WAIT!
#3: This is so cool! This is telling about us of the Kids Next Door! Oh there's something on Numbah 1, Numbah 2, Numbah 5 and even you & me!
#4: Oh...heh heh imagine that... (Thinking: I am SO going to beat those bloody writers to a pulp for this!)
(#3 is speed-reading through the pages.)
#3: Wow this is really cool...what a minute...
(Numbah 3 finally notices that certain piece of info that is making #4 an absolute nervous wreck.)
#3: Numbah 4 has a crush on #3 even though he won't admit it?
#4: Now now Numbah 3 I can explain!
#3: Is this really true?
#4: Well...I...I...I
(Notices that Poke is still standing nearby smirking as he is watching this little event here.)
#4: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I'VE BEEN PUT TO THE SPOT HERE!
Poke: Okay, I'll go, heck I might as well watch the rest of the fight. Heck I only came here just so I can read in a more quiet spot. But now I might as well go watch the rest of the fight as well. You two have fun now.
#3: Oh we will!
(Poke leaves the Backstage and as the fight is going on. We are now looking at the Tenchi Muyo section of the audience.)
Ryoko: C'mon Kirby beat that prissy singer Jigglypuff!
Ayeka: Jigglypuff is NOT prissy! She is far more divine than that Kirby!
Ryoko: Oh really?
Ayeka: Yes really, sure Kirby is cute BUT Jigglypuff is such a beautiful singer and has a very unique style all of her own.
Ryoko: Right...but all what she does is to sing and get people to go to sleep. But I will say this in her defense, at least her singing puts people to sleep. However when your on the Karioke your audience should be so lucky.
Ayeka: WHY YOU!
(And they fight of course.)
Tenchi: sigh
(Meanwhile back in the entrance area.)
Charity: Hello sir, this is the Histeria Crossover Party.
(A man in traditional Army Garb is in front of her and a lot of men and some women are here.)
General Hawk: Grettings Ms. Bazaar, we are G.I Joe and we'll be here for the party.
Charity: Indeed, you may come in.
General Hawk: Thank you
(Dr. Forrester & Frank are nearby watching.)
Frank: Cool the rest of the Joes are here!
Dr. Forrester: AH! It's a bad enough that a few of the Joes arrived early in Kitchen Duty. NOW THE WHOLE SQUADRON IS HERE! sigh Frank, you stay here as I am going to tell them about this.
(The Doc runs to the Main Cobra section in the audience for the Big Kirby Vs. Jigglypuff fight.)
Baroness: What's going on Destro?
Destro: sigh It's that strange scientist that we agreed to let him help us. And he is frantically running this way.
Dr. Forrester (while trying to catch his breath as he is in front of them): Destro...Baroness...
Destro: sigh Yes Dr. Forrester what is it?
Dr. Forrester: The...rest...of...the...joes...are...here.
Destro: WHAT?! Well you better alert the Cobra soldiers that are apprehending our hostages about this as I'll tell my superiors about this!
Dr. Forrester: Yes...sir (as he heads to where Froggo & Aka and Mike & the Bots are kept.)
(Destro heads to Serpentor)
Destro: Serpentor! The rest of the Joes are here!
Serpentor: Of course they would be here. I expected them to show up eventually, so our plans are no where near in jeopardy here Destro. So sit yourself back down and enjoy the show.
Destro: Yes sir (as he walks back to his seat).
(End of Part)
Now you can potentially have three things for you writers to focus on. Either tell whats going on between #3 and 4 in the Backstage, the Kirby Vs. Jigglypuff Fight, or how Dr. Forrester is going to handle this change of events now that the Joes are here.
Of course you can also have more people show up, develop the newcoming characters or the ones the story already has. Or at least tell what they are doing as many of them are in the Audience stands and more. Boy oh boy are there a lot of potential areas to tell the story here now isn't it? Anyways feel free to write more into this story. And if you just wrote the latest part but its been a while since the last time it happenend feel free to write a different part if you like. Heck even if your writing a new part even after you just finished with one its perfectly okay. Anyways I hope you all have fun with this story and please do keep on writing!
We see a blank stage. Nothing there but a microphone with stand.
After about a minute of dead air, Loud Kiddington, with a sheet of paper in hand, approaches the microphone. He takes his position, and speaks:
“TESTING!!! Thank you. Now. Ladies & gentlemen, I have been asked to read the following explanation for what you are about to see. The following fight will be written by someone who knows next to nothing about Pokemon, Kirby, or Super Smash Brothers. Therefore, he has no idea what he’s doing in arranging and choreographing this fight. He had to have some guidance in deciding what to use when, so he left it to chance. All of the moves and combinations were decided at random by pulling cards from an Uno deck, whatever that means. Please bear this in mind, and be patient with the writer’s utter cluelessness. Thank you.”
His job done, Loud vacates the stage. Just before he leaves the frame, though, he just can’t help himself--
“Hey!”
Oops, sorry Babs. As I was saying, Loud finds it impossible to refrain from commenting.
“WHAT A NUT!”
Yes, Loud. I am insane. You don’t need to tell me; I know. Besides, you already did that. Now, why don’t you get back to greeting the guests. Go easy on the next ones; they’re kind of like royalty.
Suddenly, Inferno from Beast Wars rides into the frame on a jet of fire emanating from himself (don’t ask about his digestive system).
“The Royalty!?” sigh Can we get some water in here, please? While I get a plothole to toss that crazy ant down, let’s go back to the night club.
“Let’s get it on!”
“And we’re underway in this Super Smash Brothers Melee slash Celebrity Deathmatch. Jigglypuff and Kirby are going to their respective corners--”
“Whatever those are, Johnny, considering they’re on the roof of the White House.”
“--and they’re now looking among the containers for anything to help them and / or hurt the other. Kirby seems to be--”
*BOOM!!!*
“What the h*ck was that?”
“It was an explosion, obviously, but the circumstances are a bit unclear.”
“Wait, I think it came from Kirby’s area.”
“It did! One of those containers must have exploded!”
“Ouch! That’s another little goodie you have to watch out for in Super Smash Brothers; you never know when one of those boxes will blow up on you. That’s one of Kirby’s three lives gone right there, Johnny.”
“Right you are, Nick. By the way, how much do you know about these video games?”
“Johnny, I have a kid need I remind you. Nicky keeps me up to speed on one or two things.”
silence
“All right, sometimes I read from his video catalogues when he wants a bedtime story, uh, or at least I used to.” Nick hastily corrects himself, thinking almost too late that maybe his son doesn’t want it broadcast over the internet that he still has a bedtime story whenever his father can be bothered.
Folks, I'm finally posting the fight, in pieces. Here's the first piece; expect more in a minute, if it's not here already.
Ah, yes. The night club, where right now, Toast is, well, I want to say he’s not happy but Charity might not like that, so never mind. The thing of it is, while Cho-Cho & Lucky Bob were to help him with waiting tables, they got sidetracked into their own money-making schemes; methinks they’ve been watching too much of that Carlton Sheets infomercial. So our headwaiter has to handle an already overwhelming guest list solo, with the result that he is about to be, as they say on Rocket Power, such burnt toast. Literally.
Of course I’ve noticed this; otherwise I wouldn’t be commenting on it. And I decide to do something about it.
"Trouble, Toast?"
"Schah, yeah! I thought I was gonna have help waiting tables, but Lucky Bob & Cho-Cho totally flaked out on me!"
"And with more guests coming all the time, you have much more work than you can handle."
"DUH-UH!"
"Whoa, ease up on the 'tudeage, will ya?"
" sigh Sorry. But you see the problem; I haven't worked this much since, well, ever."
"So you could use some help."
"Well yeah! Are you volunteering?"
"Wish I could, but I think there's some sort of union rule about writers doing this or whatever."
"Bummer."
"Yeah, bummer, because I'd like to help, I really would. But I did get permission to activate a couple of reserve Histerians."
"Totally righteous! So where are they?"
"Right behind you."
He turns around, and finds a couple of teenagers. The boy is a long-haired dark-haired type with an extreme sports motif. The girl has long golden hair & is apparently into pastels from her wardrobe.
"Who're you?"
Grimacing, the boy mutters to the girl. "They don't even remember us. Bummer."
Smiling, the girl turns to him; apparently they're a couple. "It's all right, Huntie."
"Huntie? You'd better not let Colleen hear you say that." Toast can't help but put in.
"Would you like to introduce yourselves?" I venture.
The girl responds. "Just the mighty Hunter and his Arden admirer."
Belatedly --- although for him it's not that much of a surprise --- Toast catches on. "Oh, Hunter and Amellia!"
"Right on, Toast. Potato."
One handshake later, Toast & Hunter have bonded. Toast nods at Amellia.
"So where have you two been?"
"It's been totally bogus; no one could think of anything for us to do."
"So we've been up in the timeship, boning up on our history, waiting for someone to call us. When this opening came up Nftnat asked us if we were interested, and of course we leaped at the opportunity."
"Literally in her case; she's quite the dancer, you know."
"No, I don't know."
"Oh, Huntie, you do flatter me."
"It's just the truth."
"Hey, um, if you're here to help, we'd better get going."
"Good idea, Toast. I'll leave you three to it."
So saying, I leave the staff to go wherever I go from here.
“Now it’s Jigglypuff’s turn to go for the containers, and she’s uncovering something that looks small, black & round.”
“It’s a Bob-Omb, Johnny.”
“So it is, and it’s heading in Kirby’s direction.”
“Those things aren’t much for speed, but if it gets close enough Kirby will start this thing down two lives; he’ll be on his last life for the rest of the match.”
“That’s if Kirby lets that happen. Now he’s going back to the boxes.”
“Showing guts there, Johnny. He just got burned on the boxes once, but it’s not fazing him. It’s like they say; once you get thrown by the horse, you gotta get right back on & ride.”
“So true, Nick. And it looks like he’s come up with a fireflower.”
“That’ll work, Johnny.”
“He tosses it at the Bob-Omb, and--”
*BOOM!!!*
“Kirby’s strategy worked, Johnny. He threw the FireFlower at the Bob-Omb, and the two cancelled each other out!”
“And now Kirby is taking the offensive. He’s going back to the boxes, he’s opening a Chansey Egg and coming up with--”
“--a Bunny Hood!”
“And now Kirby’s taking the fight to Jigglypuff! He runs to his opponent so fast I almost didn’t see it.”
“Jigglypuff went for the heart container, but it was too late- HE SWALLOWED HER!”
“He did! Kirby has swallowed Jigglypuff!”
“Jigglypuff didn’t have a chance, Johnny; not after Kirby got that Bunny Hood.”
“And the score is now even at two lives to go each.”
“Johnny, now Kirby’s not sure what to do. Once he swallows his opponent he can use its ‘B’ button move; in Jigglypuff’s case that’s Rollout, but there’s nothing there for Kirby to roll over.”
“True. The only one for Kirby to roll over is Jigglypuff, and Jigglypuff is inside him.”
Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of the Pacific Ocean...
"Hey, Piccolo. Do you know a Scott McNeil?"
"He was my original voice artist, Goku. Why?"
"You got a letter; something about a Scott McNeil club at Club Histeria?"
Meanwhile, back at the club, Loud is discussing the same subject, while on the phone with Central Voice Casting.
"Yes -- Um, about my v-a? -- No, I don't mean Cody Ruegger -- Yes, that -- I was wondering, this thing about Edward Norton doing my grown-up voice, how firm is it? -- Well, could we get out of it? -- Yes, as a matter of fact I do have someone else in mind. -- I'd like for Scott McNeil to do my voice. -- yes -- Oh, I have my reasons. --"
As he speaks, Loud glances at Charity, who's gazing longingly and lovingly at her Scott McNeil autographed poster.
“Well, Jigglypuff is back for her second life, which means Kirby is back to whatever passes for normal when you’re in Super Smash Brothers.”
“Jigglypuff goes back to her corner, looking through the boxes. She finds the food.”
“But it distracts her, and she doesn’t see it coming.”
“’It’ being a Green Shell, courtesy of Kirby, and Jigglypuff gets knocked into--”
“A Poke Ball? How did that get there?”
*ZAP!*
“However it got there, Nick, Jigglypuff’s fortunate that it did, because where she was is right in the line of fire of the Robo-Spider.”
“Ah, yes. Dr. Burrows’ Robo-Spider; I’d heard of that.”
“Interested in seeing it up close, Nick?”
“No thanks, Johnny. I- Did you see that!?!”
“Hard not to, Nick. Folks, you’d have to see this yourselves to actually believe it. A stray shot from Dr. Gene Burrows’ Robo-Spider ricocheted off the roof and blasted that Poke Ball open, freeing Jigglypuff.”
“And now the Robo-Spider is gone, as suddenly and mysteriously as it came.”
“And now Kirby is really pouring it on. He’s blasting Jigglypuff with the FireFlower, hammering her --- literally --- with the Hammer, using that Warp Star too.”
“Jigglypuff is reeling; I don’t see how she’ll last much longer.”
“But wait! She found the Heart Container. All damage is now erased. And now she’s going for the Home Run Bat.”
“But wait! Where did that knight come from? Kirby swallowed the knight!”
“And now he’s countering with one of his signature moves, the Final Cutter.”
“And there he goes, spinning away.”
“Jigglypuff is on the run now.”
“She’s totally vulnerable here, Johnny. Kirby clearly has dominated this match, and now he’s about to finish off Jigglypuff’s second life!”
“But wait! Jigglypuff has darted behind the crates.”
“I think she’s trying to lure Kirby into a trap.”
“Evidently, so does Kirby. He’s veered off; I guess he figured it wasn’t worth the risk--”
*BOOM!!!*
“There goes the explosion again, Johnny. Kirby was inches away from falling prey to the same trap twice. He only caught the edge of that and, well, look at him!"
"I'm looking, Nick, and you're right. Kirby doesn't look in good shape."
"And now Jigglypuff might finish HIM off, now that she's eaten the Super Mushroom."
"And there he grows."
"Nice pun, Johnny."
"Thanks, Nick."
"It looks bad for Kirby; he's trying to find something to counter with."
"And he just might have it; we’ll know as soon as we find out what's in that box."
"It's a metal box, Johnny! Kirby now becomes metal!"
"And just in time, because here comes the giant Jigglypuff."
"More like the Sta-Puf Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters."
“And Jigglypuff lands on Kirby, but no damage! Being metal must have made the difference, Nick.”
“Could be, Johnny. And now Kirby’s starting to spin.”
“He’s taking the offensive again, going into the Screw Attack.”
“Insert R rated joke here.”
“Nick?”
“But seriously, this is one of the oldest attacks in the modern video game age. It goes back to Metroid, although it might be better known from Samus Aran. Hmm, I wonder if she’s Irish?”
“Nick, I believe the name you’re thinking of is ‘Seamus’, and that’s a male name.”
“Welcome to the 21st century, Johnny. There’s no such thing as a name exclusive to one gender anymore. There’s even women named Johnny & Nick.”
“Short for Nicole, no doubt.”
“Not necessarily, and the analogy still holds.”
“What analogy, Nick?”
*ZAP!*
“Whoa! What was that?”
“Just give me a minute, Johnny. We weren’t paying attention.”
“Very unprofessional, Nick.”
“You weren’t paying attention either, Johnny. ... Oh, I see what happened. Apparently, Kirby’s Screw Attack --- insert R rated joke here --- was successful, but it could have done so much more damage, Johnny. What lessened the effect was the Robo-Spider showing up again.”
“And with the Robo-Spider complicating matters, both combatants had to scatter. Jigglypuff really hit the boxes hard.”
“But fortunately for her, the box she hit was the Maxim Tomato.”
Outside the club, Bill Straitman has been keeping out of the line of fire, just parking cars.
Until now.
A pink Cadillac limousine pulls up to the club. From it emerge two men. The first is a powerful dark-haired man with a wild look in his eye, who’s wearing a dark suit although the jacket is loaded with rhinestones. The second is unmistakably attired in the dark glasses, white jumpsuit & scarves that is the uniform of millions of Elvis impersonators worldwide or --- could it be? --- the man himself.
Mr. Straitman is understandably surprised. “Is that you, Mr. Presley?”
“Hey, did you hear that, Jerry? He called me ‘Mr.’.”
“I heard it, Elvis.”
“Listen now, that’s very nice & polite of you and all, but my daddy’s Mr. Presley; just call me Elvis.”
“Um, how about the King?”
“Nah, don’t do that, that’d be disrespectful to the King; I get nervous when people call me that.”
Straitman doesn’t know what else to say, so he starts to head for the driver’s door to park the car. ‘Jerry’ stops him.
“It’s all right; Richard’ll get it. He has plenty of experience behind the wheel.”
He refers, obviously, to the driver, a lanky, mustached gent also wearing shades, as well as a cowboy hat and an STP issue jumpsuit. As if to illustrate, ‘Richard’ peels the limo out of there; it’s out of sight in nothing flat.
“I hope he takes it easy on those corners; that’d be cruel.” Elvis confides. Then he turns his attention to Straitman. “Hey, has our other limo showed up yet?”
“What other limo?” Straitman asks, just as a second limousine --- one with Tennessee plates --- pulls up. This strikes ‘Jerry’ as funny.
“THAT other limo!” he points, while giggling maniacally.
Elvis’ hand finds Jerry’s shoulder, apparently an admonishment. “Now Jerry, you said you weren’t gonna be doin’ any of that crazy laughin’, shoutin’ out for puppies, or gen’rally actin’ like some ol’ hound dog in heat howlin’ at the moon.”
That sobers Jerry. “You’re right, Elvis. Sorry; I’ll behave.”
“You see that you do, Jerry. Especially around these fellas; they’re real special people.”
As Elvis finishes talking, the little group is joined by a big man with a big face and blond hair that is fighting a losing battle with going gray, and an already gray rather short glasses-wearing mustached teddy bear of a man. Both are in formal attire. The two
share a warm welcome with Elvis, complete with hugs reserved for close friends.
“Gentlemen,” Elvis introduces, “I’d like y’all to meet Ed Enoch and Ed Hill. Back in the ‘70’s, when I was performing in Vegas, they were with J.D. & the Stamps, the group that sang with me for years.”
“Ed sang lead and I sang baritone,” Ed H finished. “Since J.D. passed on, though, we changed the name of the group to Ed Enoch & Golden Covenant.”
“Hey, that reminds me,” Elvis interjects, “J.D. sends his regards from the Great Beyond. And so do James, Hovie & the Chief.”
The two Eds are happy to hear that. Just then another man exits the limo.
“BILL!” exclaim Elvis and the two Eds.
Bill Straitman is confused. “Me?”
“I think they mean me.” comes a high-pitched voice from the newcomer.
Elvis is shaking his head. “Would you listen to him? He can still hit those high notes, and I thought age was supposed to lower your voice. Get over here, you old soprano!”
The other Bill does, and another round of hugs is executed.
Ed E explains to Bill. “Bill Baize was our tenor singer back in the ‘70’s. Remember that voice going way up high on the chorus to ‘Burning Love’? That was him.”
“Nice to meet you, all of you.” Bill Straitman responds, glad to finally have something to say.
“Hey Bill (Baize), what’ve you been doin’ lately?”
“Oh, my daughter and I have this ministry down in Florida. You’re looking well, Elvis.”
“Ah, I feel great; the past twenty-five years have been heavenly, I mean, the deep-fried peanut butter & banana sandwiches you get up there alone are to die for, literally. And no fat, no cholesterol, none o’that kind of bad stuff. It’s a good thing people down here don’t know just how good it is up there, or the population’d clear out quick, know what I’m sayin’?” A laugh is afforded over that. Then the mood changes, a bit. “It’s just too bad I couldn’t get J.D. to come with me. He says I’ve been up there long enough that I can come down for a night, but he needs to be up there a while yet.”
“So does that mean you don’t have a bass?” Bill Straitman asks.
“Not at all.” Ed H replies. “There was a time back in the ‘70’s when J.D. could only sing one or two songs a night with us. We had to hire another bass.”
“And that bass is here!” comes a deep, booming voice from the limo. Emerging from it is man familiar to long-time fans of country music. A tall, dark-haired man who apparently hasn’t aged in thirty years; the Dick Clark of country & gospel music.
Straitman is surprised again. “Aren’t you that guy who sings with the Oak Ridge Boys?”
“Richard Sterban, at your service. I’ve been with the Oaks for goin’ on 30 years now, but before that I was with several other groups, including the Stamps.”
“Okkay,” Elvis takes charge. “Now the quartet’s together again, just as soon as Richard gets here we’ll go in.”
‘Richard’ steps into the light. “I’ve been here a while; I just didn’t want to interrupt y’all’s reunion.”
“All right, then. C’mon, guys; this is gonna be great! It’s gonna be a night to remember.”
“That fall turned out to be a blessing in disguise, Johnny; Jigglypuff landed right on top of the Maxim Tomato.”
“And now she’s rolling out the barrel, literally, at Kirby.”
“But it might be for naught, Johnny. Kirby has the Hammer.”
“He swings, he connects...”
“And there goes the barrel! That shot had some distance on it. I wonder if Kirby plays golf.”
“You can ask him that later, Nick. Right now, maybe you can explain what Kirby’s up to now.”
“Looks like he’s going into the Screw Attack again, this time with the Hammer. I don’t think I’ve seen that combination before, Johnny.”
“It is unusual, even for Super Smash Melee. He’s spinning and brandishing the Hammer; this could be similar to the Final Cutter.”
“But Jigglypuff’s ready for him; she has the Home Run Bat.”
“And now she swings!”
“Kirby is up, up, up,”
“But there’s not enough distance on that one; he’s going to land on the roof.”
“To be specific, on the boxes.”
“And what box does Kirby open this time?”
“It’s the Super Mushroom, Johnny! Now it’s Kirby’s turn to be living large. And look! He has the Star Rod.”
“You’d think that would be kind of small for him to handle in that condition.”
“I guess it’s a case of walk loudly and carry a small stick. All I know is, I’d hate to be Jigglypuff right now.”
“Jigglypuff basically has no defense for this. Wait! It looks like she’s going into the rollout!”
“That’s insane, Johnny! Kirby is just too big for that to work; it’d be like throwing a snowball at a Yeti!”
“She’s going ahead with it anyway. Kirby’s drawing closer to Jigglypuff. Closer, closer, and... Kirby steps aside?”
“I see what Kirby’s doing, Johnny. He’s going to let Jigglypuff’s own inertia and lack of foresight do the work for him. Jigglypuff can’t stop her roll, and so she’ll roll right off the roof for Life Two.”
“And there she goes.”
“And Kirby goes up two to one. We’ll be back with more after these messages.”
Folks, this next section will reveal me to be quite the fanboy and historian of both southern gospel music and professional wrestling. Please bear with me, and remember, I'm not trying to proselytize you. (would you like me to proselytize you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?) Don't worry; the match will continue.
“We’re back, at Celebrity Deathmatch slash Super Smash Brothers Melee slash Club Histeria.”
“Johnny, what we have coming up next is unprecedented for Celebrity Deathmatch; a halftime extravaganza.”
“Actually, Nick, we had it that time when Dolly Parton took on Jennifer Lopez, and Michael Jackson against Madonna, remember?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Anyway, to announce the halftime entertainment, we turn the microphone over to Club Histeria’s own public address system, Loud Kiddington.”
“LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, OR WHATEVER YOU ARE! IN HONOR OF THE RECENTLY CONCLUDED CHRISTMAS SEASON, WHICH CONCLUDED ON JANUARY 6TH WITH EPIPHANY, COMMEMORATING THE VISIT OF THE MAGI, THE CURRENT WRITER, NFTNAT, A BORN & BRED SOUTHERNER, PROUDLY PRESENTS THE THREE KINGS OF THE SOUTH!
As the three kings take their positions we can hear ‘When It All Goes South’ by Alabama in the background. Loud Kiddington continues.
“FIRST KING! TWO CWA SOUTHERN TITLES! NINE NWA SOUTHERN TITLES! THIRTY-TWO AWA SOUTHERN TITLES! THREE AWA INTERNATIONAL TITLES! CWA, AWA, AND WCCW CHAMPION, VIRTUALLY SIMULTANEOUSLY! TWENTY-SEVEN TIMES THE UNIFIED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! A TOTAL OF SEVENTY-SIX HEAVYWEIGHT TITLES, DWARFING EVERYONE ELSE IN EVERY WRESTLING ORGANIZATION, IN HISTORY! FROM MEMPHIS TENNESSEE, THE MONARCH OF THE MID-SOUTH, JERRY! ‘THE KING’! LAWLER!!!”
As his old WWF theme plays over the PA system, Jerry Lawler, better known for screaming out ‘puppies’ ad nauseum, takes his bow.
“SECOND KING! SEVEN DAYTONA 500 WINS! SEVEN WINSTON TITLES! TWO HUNDRED NASCAR WINS, ALMOST TWICE THAT OF HIS CLOSEST COMPETITOR! FROM LEVEL CROSS, NORTH CAROLINA! ‘KING RICHARD THE FORTY-THIRD!’ RICHARD PETTY!!!”
The king of NASCAR, on the virtual reality set, drove up in his vintage red & blue STP #43 Dodge, taking his turns, doing his laps, generally doing everything the king of stock car racing can do to show what he used to have without others there to race against.
“AND NOW FOR THE THIRD KING! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS KING NEEDS ON INTRODUCTION! HE IS A LEGEND, IN ALL AREAS OF THE WORLD! HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF ROCK & ROLL! FROM THE GREAT BEYOND! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ELVIS!!!”
Also on the v-r set, backed by the Stamps of the ‘70’s --- except for the late J.D. Sumner --- Elvis gave a command performance, performing some of his many hits, including Burnin’ Love, the America Trilogy, I Believe, A Little Less Conversation (his latest #1, from last year; that British rap group that sampled it made a cameo appearance), and If I Can Dream. Come up with any Elvis songs you want to fill out the playlist, folks.
The concert done, Elvis then joins Richard Petty and Jerry Lawler on a platform where the spotlight now shines.
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE THREE KINGS OF THE SOUTH!!”
There have been ovations throughout the presentation; more happen now.
“MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY! AND LONG LIVE THE TRUE KING!”
Whether the royal trio moves into the crowd or the crowd surrounds them, it’s hard to say. But for the next several minutes they’re signing autographs. Finally, after signing an old 8-track tape of Promised Land for a man in black who looks & sound a lot like Tommy Lee Jones (funny how that works out), Elvis prepares to take his leave.
“Well folks, it’s been quite a night. If I didn’t know better I’d say it’s been a Hell of a night, but I do. Anyway, I gotta get on back upstairs, if you know what I mean. It’s a great place, and I hope to see y’all up there someday. I really mean it; you’re all special people.”
One final ovation for the King of Rock & Roll.
“Thank ya, thank ya veruh much.”
So saying, he walks out of the club. Momentarily, we’re a bit blinded by an intense light. After a minute Ed Hill of the Stamps steps up to a microphone to make the same announcement he made every night back in the ‘70’s, with one slight alteration:
“Ladies & gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. And the planet.”
That done, we now return you to the fight.
To be specific, we now return to the Celebrity Deathmatch set, where Johnny & Nick have a guest on the set, Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler.
"...so the wrestling business wasn't anything like it is now."
"Oh, not at all, Nick. There were 20, 25 organizations all over the country. I mean, L.A. had its own thing, so did San Francisco, the Pacific Northwest, Chicago, Detroit, Indianapolis, Buffalo, practically every state in the South, Texas had two of them. And most of them were under the NWA; even the company I work for now was under that organization from '71 to '83."
"What happened to change things?"
"The same thing that ultimately is responsible for changing everything, Johnny. Greed. Mr. Geigel over in Kansas City and Mr. Crockett of the Mid-Atlantic promotion in North Carolina started butting heads with each other. Next thing you know Crockett started expanding, buying up other local operations, including Mr. Geigel's. By the time he sold it to Ted Turner it ran from Carolina to Florida, and over to Louisiana and Kansas. About the same time someone else got even more greedy and went taking over even more organizations."
"The someone you work for?"
"I really can't say, you know why. But it got to where it was down to a big NWA group, the AWA up in Minnesota, and a few powerful independents who were getting less powerful every day. Some of the bosses of some of the independents started thinking we'd better join forces or we'd be swallowed up. One of those independents happened to be the one I was working for, the Continental Wrestling Association in Memphis. We already had an understanding with Verne Gagne's AWA, and we figured it was time to close ranks. So in 1988 I went up to Minnesota and beat Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig for the AWA title; some months later I went down to Dallas and beat the Modern-Day Warrior Kerry Von Erick for the WCCW title. Just like that, three organizations came together, as the USWA. And I first had the title I came to be most identified with, the Unified World Heavyweight Title. Because it was unified, unifying the AWA, CWA, & WCCW."
"But it didn't last."
"Unfortunately, no. The next month there was a difference of opinion, and the AWA pulled out. A couple of years later so did the Dallas promotion; they started up the GWF. So it was back to the old CWA, now retitled the USWA. But it was essentially the same promotion as back in the '80's."
"Was that about when you started to work with that certain organization we can't mention on here?"
"Yeah. We had no choice but to become a glorified feeder operation for one of the acknowledged major leagues. Someone up there liked the mike work I was doing in Memphis, and they wanted me to go working for them."
"But not as a wrestler."
"Nah, I wasn't good enough to be a big-time wrestler, no matter how many titles I won. But the money was good, so I went up there and learned how they did it in the big time."
"What did you do?"
"I had a very good model to learn from: former champion Bob Backlund. He used to be this redheaded all-American boy, basically an Opie Taylor type, you know what I mean."
"Yeah."
"He disappeared for a few years; when he came back he was a psychotic freak. You might remember that feud he had going with Bret Hart."
"I remember."
"So I figured I could do worse than that. So I started going a little crazy in covering events myself. As time went by I kept pushing it a little bit more. Eventually I became the screaming puppies hound we knoow and loathe today."
"Could you do one of those 'puppies' screams for us?"
"Afraid I can't, Nick; it'd get me into all kinds of contractual trouble."
"Understood. But you still wrestle in Memphis."
"We've had to go through two or three other franchises like Power Pro Wrestling, but yes, I still put on the tights. I'm a face down in Memphis; I even do commercials down there. But I'm the real Jerry Lawler in Memphis. Down there I can be normal; up where millions of people see and hear me every week is where I can throw myself into the part that's been assigned to me. It's got to where I kind of need both roles or I'd go crazy."
"We've just been informed that they're ready to start the Kirby vs. Jigglypuff fight again; would you like to stay with us, maybe help call it, King?"
"I'd love to, but I can't."
"Your contract with we-know-whom."
"Exactly."
"Jerry the King Lawler, holder of more wrestling titles over the course of his career than anyone in the history of wrestling, one of the Three Kings Of the South. Thanks for being part of this event, King."
"It''s been a pleasure, Johnny. Nick."
"King."
"We'll continue with the match, right after this."
Folks, the match will continue. I realize halftime might not be part of the game, but to quote the late Howard Cosell, I never played the game. I've got something surprising coming up which might play into someone's hands. Stay tuned.
My newest part with a little bit of something more.
January 11 2003, 10:49 AM
(Meanwhile back to where Goku & Piccolo are they are now busy flying over to the party.)
Goku: Say Piccolo?
Piccolo: Yes?
Goku: Do you think that there is a Ian James Cortlett club? Or a Peter Kelamis one? Is there even one for Sean Schemmel or Kirby Morrow?
Piccolo: Maybe, at least there is one for Mazako Nozawa your Japanese VA.
Goku: Yeah and after all these years I'm STILL suprised that my VA for ever since I was a kid is an old woman.
Piccolo: True, I also sometimes go to the Chris Sabat club. Though its usually either Vegeta being crabby or Kuwabara from Yu Yu Hakusho being well...Kuwabara.
Goku: True...
Piccolo: Yeah Chris Sabat may not be a bad actor, but Vegeta does miss Brian Drummond.
Goku: Indeed, fortunately we have that different dub thats show in Canada, Holland and England with the Ocean Group cast. Say Piccolo do look forward to this Scott McNeil club meeting?
Piccolo: Absolutely, many of the folks that this man has voiced were anything BUT boring. But Goku how come your going with me? After all as far as we know none of your VA's are at the party yet.
Goku: True, but I thought I come along anyways. I'm always up for a good party after all.
Piccolo: True
Goku: Say Piccolo, speaking of memories with us and our Ocean Group VA's? Remember when we, our VA's and Pioneer did the english dub work of the first three movies? Those were great times were they?
Piccolo: Agreed Goku, agreed. The dubwork on those movies were absolutely beautiful.
Goku: I know, a pity that due to finances we couldn't do something like that on the other movies as well.
Piccolo: sigh Indeed, if we had more conglomerate work from Ocean Group AND Pioneer things would've been GREAT for us.
Goku: Yeah...
Piccolo: But the past is past, now why don't we head over to the party and have some fun?
Goku: OKAY!
Piccolo: Thought that'd cheer you and say Goku?
Goku: Yeah?
Piccolo: Where are the others?
Goku: Oh they'll be here eventually...
Piccolo: Oh...
(Then suddenly a HUGE Black-Armored Mobile Suit came nearby with an energy sickle in hand.)
Duo Maxwell: Piccolo?
Piccolo: Duo?
Duo Maxwell: Hey Piccy, what's up?
Piccolo: Not much, me & my friend Goku here are heading off to the big Histeria party. He is going there just for fun while I'm going there because I got my invitation from the Scott McNeil club. Say Duo, you got yours?
Duo Maxwell: I got it alright!
Piccolo: Great, and say where are your friends?
Duo Maxwell: Oh they'll be here eventually I'm going early because of my special invitation. Well see you until I get there Piccy!
Piccolo: See you soon indeed Duo...
(Meanwhile back at the entrance...)
Charity: Well hello Mr. Curry.
Tim Curry: Greetings Ms. Bazaar its been a while hasn't it?
Charity: Indeed, I'm suprised your not one of the first ones here.
Tim Curry: True I was arriving a bit late on schedule.
(Notices Scott McNeil nearby.)
Tim Curry: Hmmm... say isn't that the guy you were holding onto his leg like that back when we did that "Toasty Histeria Picture Show"?
Charity (with a cutesy embarassed look & blush): Uhh... yeah...
Tim Curry: Don't feel bad Ms. Bazaar, I once knew of a young blond girl who did that to myself.
Charity: Really?
Tim Curry: Yes, remember the Rugrats? And are they here?
Charity: Yep
Tim Curry: Angelica did the same thing to me too.
Charity: Really?
Tim Curry: Oh yes, its been happening since "The Rugrats Movie" back in 1998, I may not know why but it is true.
Charity: Maybe its because of your voice? Chicks dig voices like yours.
Tim Curry: True, they even once had me sing a lullaby to the Rugrats once back then.
Charity: Oh really...
Tim Curry: Yes over time she learned to..."control herself" around me over time. And perhaps you can learn that when it comes to you & Mr. McNeil as well.
(Meanwhile in the Backstage where we last seen Numbah 3 & 4.)
Numbah 4: Well I really don't know what to say...
Numbah 3: I do, I like you too. After all there is a reason why I grabbed you instead of Numbah 1 & 2 back when we were under the mistletoe.
Numbah 4 (with quite the blush on his face): Really?
Numbah 3: Oh yeah after all who says Numbah 1 is the only one to have a girl like that?
Numbah 4: Well... yeah but speaking about him & Lizzie your not going to use...that helmut are you?
#3: Naw and besides (with a more "lovely" look in her eyes) I don't think I need it now do I?
#4: NO you do not! (as he is REALLY NERVOUS here).
#3: And while we may not be under any, speaking of Mistletoe, where were we?
(Now #3 goes back into doing that with the rather overwhelmed #4. But now Numbah 1,2 and 5 arrive and find out on what's going on here.)
(End of Part)
Here is more potentially intresting filler that any of you can develop on. Well I hope you all have fun with this, so happy part writing! And I'll hopefully get to write more filler soon. Sorry if this whole 3/4 thing is too much but I am just simply having some fun with it. If any of you want to help in developing this then please feel free to do so. In fact I would like to see how would over people would handle the re-action of the other KND in that scene as well.
While you guys may be busy with the fight on the most part on the Fight. I shall be doing filler, and if you like you can have fun on Angelica's little thing for Tim Curry as well if you like. So as I said before happy part writing!
Elsewhere in the club, the Warners are confronting the other Kids Next Door.
"All right, where are those other two."
"What other two?"
"The ones who're supposed to be the cute ones."
"Who wants to know?"
"Just Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Bananna Fanna Bo Besca the Third. But you can call me Dot. But call me Dotty, and you die. The point is, I'm the cute one, the original cute one, the one & only cute one, and I'll defend my rights to that title to the end."
" *MWAH!* Good night everybody!"
"Is she really a princess?"
"Sure; I'm the king of Anvilania, so my sister would be princess."
"Yakko, I'm confused. I thought Number One & Number Two meant going to the potty."
Over at the Rugrats table, Chuckie hears that last statement.
"Uh-oh, I wish he hadn't said 'potty'. I gotta go."
"Not so fast, Finster. I thought I heard that girl say she was me; she called herself Princess Angelica didn't she?"
Back at the KND table...
"You're asking the wrong one, brother. I thought Number Five was that robot that came to life when it was struck by lightning."
About then, 1 & 2 & 5 make their break for the back to see what's going on with 3 & 4. The Warners follow.
"Wait! Come back here!"
"We got business to discuss! Like anvils; what's a defense system without anvils? I could get you guys a good deal on them, factory direct to you with no middle man; I AM the king!"
"Take me to those so-called cute ones!"
"I'm hungry; do you have any nachos & ice cream left? And don't even try for MY hat; it's wicky-glued on."
"The lengths some will go to to hide their secrets."
"But Wakko, what about your gag bag?"
"Oh, it's still in there; I just take it out the other way."
"What other way, brother?"
Wakko demonstrates...
...as Skippy observes from Slappy's table.
"Spew!"
"Now that's... disgusting. To think I could be at home right now, having some walnut fig dough and Acme Walnut Soda-"
"Spew again! DId you get the recipe from Babs' grandmother?"
"We swapped recipes one time at mah jongg. And if I were home I could be watching Ricki Lake."
"Aunt Slappy, you remember what those talk shows did to you last time?"
And there's some confusion up at the front desk; four groups of Transformers are trying to check in, including three Optimus Primes, and Optimus Primal.
"I'm Optimus Prime."
"No, I am."
"I was Optimus Prime in Robots In Disguise."
"Last year's news. I'm Optimus Prime in Armada. The current series?"
"You're both wrong; I'm Optimus Prime, the original Optimus Prime."
"From the very beginning? Get current."
"Excuse me..."
"What are you doing here? You're not an Optimus Prime at all; you're Optimus Primal."
"A character from Beast Wars has already appeared."
"Just to satisfy some people's Scott McNeil fixation."
"He has four voices on our series, including the noble Silverbolt."
"That's not Silverbolt; Silverbolt's a jet."
"We have Scott McNeill on our series too; he voices Thrust."
"I know Thrust, I fought against Thrust, and that's not Thrust."
And the others in the various Transformers delegations aren't faring any better.
"Me, Grimlock, confused. Only one Dinobot?"
"YOU'RE confused?!? I thought I was the only Ironhide, but here's another me, and another Mirage!"
"And what's this about Inferno and Rollbar being bad guys on those other series? What were they thinking?"
"It doesn't surprise me; I always knew that Inferno would come to no good."
"That reminds me; there's another Red Alert too."
"And Leader-1. What's a Go-Bot doing on a Transformers show?"
While up in the broadcast booth...
"Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch slash Super Smash Brother Melee slash Club Histeria. I'm Johnny Gomez."
"And I'm Nick Diamond."
"And we're about to return to the action."
"To bring our late-comers up to speed, just before the half a giant Kirby was closing in on a defenseless Jigglypuff, who tried the rollout. Kirby merely stepped aside and let Jigglypuff roll off the roof for the third death of the match, second for Jigglypuff."
"And it looks like there won't be any let-up in the action, Nick."
"That's correct, Johnny. This time Jigglypuff is taking the offensive. She has the Party Ball and she pulls out a Super Scope! That's a pretty big weapon to handle, Johnny."
"And Kirby has decided to force the issue by charging Jigglypuff."
"He's running at her flat out, Johnny; can't imagine what he could be thinking."
"And there is impact! Kirby has tackled Jigglypuff, and they're both going back, back..."
"They're going to go off the roof, Johnny! There's no way for them to stop in time; their own momentum will doom the both of them."
"Wait, is Kirby trying to swallow Jigglypuff again, even as they're plummeting off the side?"
"I think you're right, Johnny."
"Say that again, Nick?"
"I think you're right, Johnny?"
"Thanks for finally admitting it."
"Would you cut that out? Here I am trying to call this match, and you keep coming in with these cuts & digs at me. It's Floyd Robertson and Earl Camembert all over again!"
Cut to a dark & spooky room where we see Count Floyd, host of the SCTV program Monster Chiller Horror Theater (in 3-D).
"That's COUNT Floyd!"
And with that, he moves his upper body toward and away from the screen repeatedly, illustrating that this is indeed 3-D. (Those of you who've seen SCTV will know what I mean)
Back to the fight.
"And just like Earl Camembert, you have allowed yourself to get flustered, thus showing your core incompetence- wait, what happened here?"
"Oh, so you didn't see it either. The current situation is that both Kirby & Jigglypuff are back on the roof, and apparently neither one has lost a life."
"So what happened?"
"Hang on, I'm looking at the replay... oh, I see. Right here, when they went off, Jigglypuff still had the Super Scope. Not only that, she managed to grab a Fan as she cleared the roof."
"I didn't know that was possible!"
"Anything's possible in cyberspace and virtual reality, Johnny."
"I've been checking the feed from topside, Nick, and it was a good thing they did go off. Because that was when the Robo-Spider showed up again."
"And no one was home."
"Exactly."
"Well meanwhile, Jigglypuff used the Super Scope to blast Kirby away from her, then used the fan to propel itself back onto the roof."
"Nick, do you have any idea how improbable that sounds?"
"No more improbable than what saved Kirby, Johnny. Observe; when they went off the roof Jigglypuff also knocked off a Red Shell, programmed for Kirby."
"You don't mean...?"
"It went under him, and BANG! Hard to believe, but it was quite literally an old-fashioned swift kick in the patoot."
"I think that's his noggin."
"How do you tell the difference between the head & the tail when all you have to work with is two pink balls?"
That leaves Johnny speechless. Finally, he manages to string a few words together.
"I won't even comment on that. 'two pink balls', sheesh!"
"What?"
Finally, they return to calling the match.
"Jigglypuff has the Super Scope again."
"And wouldn't you know it, Kirby would uncover the Poison Mushroom. Oh well, at least Jigglypuff has a smaller target to shoot at."
"She shoots, and it's dead on, but there's no damage!"
"And there's the reason, Johnny. The Starman. Kirby must have absorbed the Starman; he's invulnerable now!"
"And now Kirby takes the offensive. He has the Hammer!"
"But don't think that's escaped Jigglypuff's attention. She has the Red Shell again."
"And she's launching it at Kirby."
"Those things are the video game equivalent of guided missiles, Johnny. Kirby had better-"
*ZAPP! ZZAP! ZAP!!! ZAP-ZAP ZZAPPP!!!*
"What the-!?!"
"It's the Robo-Spider! Gene Burrows' Robo-Spider has gone crazy!!"
(The party is confronted by the giant Robo-spider, but fortunately many of the vast cybertronians came in well armed.)
Optimus Primal: Excuse me Optimus'...
Optimus Prime: May I & my fellow Maximals defeat this robotic creature?
Optimus Prime (Armada): I'm afraid not my similarly-voiced friend.
Optimus Prime (RID): It might be a bit too much for you guys.
Optimus Prime (G1): I shall be the one to destroy this creature. I can get it done the faster without anyone getting harmed.
Both OPs and Primal: Got it!
(Optimus went in for the attack as the Spider tried to smack him, but Optimus saw a vulnerable spot and just simply blasted the thing as its now just a pile of junk with a couple of huge holes on it.)
Optimus Prime: Well that easy...
JS: Well that was suprisingly short.
Poke: Not really, he is a armed large robotic man with impeccable strength. Heck if more of them came in then the Spider would've be easily outnumbered.
JS: True...
Robert: But how did this happen?
Loud: I know...
(Everyone looks at Gene Burrows.)
Gene: It wasn't me! I've been here the whole time and I haven't done anything lately.
Charity: Yeah right...
Cheetor: Hey cats check this out! This guy is telling the truth...
(A good amount of the people there look suprised as there was suprisingly a Predacon symbol in the 4th hind left leg.)
Optimus Primal: Inferno's strange presence isn't the ONLY sign of peculiar Predacon activity here. But why would they use a machine like this?
Gene Burrows (under his breath): grumbles Plagirists.
Optimus Primal: Since our enemies the Predacons are planning an attack to this party, we Maximals shall guard this area and if we need any help the autobots can potentially assist me. So do not worry people, you folks should go back to enjoying yourselves while we Maximals shall stay here and keep watch.
Rattrap: Ehhh...no can do for me Boss Monkey.
Optimus Primal: And why not?
Rattrap: Cause me, Chopper Face and ol' Birdboy here are members of the "Scott McNeil" club.
Dinobot: Hmmm...the rodent is correct...
Silverbolt: Indeed, our reason for arriving here is because of the fact that the latest "Scott McNeil" club meeting is in here.
Rattrap: And we can't be good attendants to this meeting if we're stuck out here doing guard duty now would we?
Optimus Primal: sigh Very well then Rattrap, you & Dinobot & Silverbolt are excused from your posts to attend this meeting.
Rattrap: Thanks Boss Monkey! Lets go guys!
Silverbolt: Oh wait a minute Rattrap! Um Optimus?
Optimus Primal: Yes Silverbolt?
Silverbolt: If Waspinator himself shows up and comes in peace do let him in.
Optimus Primal: Waspinator?
Rattrap: Yeah, bug boy is also a member of the club. And alike just about all the other VA clubs, we must act neutrally amongst eachover during the meetings. Official Club rules y'know.
Optimus Primal: Very well then.
(Now the three McNeil-voiced Maximals head off to the meeting along with the Armada version of Thrust. Meanwhile back at the backstage.)
#1 (stern-faced): OK, before I ask anything else. Numbah 2, Numbah 5 go briefly check outside what is the cause of the large noises outside?
Numbah 2 & 5: Right!
(A few minutes came by)
Numbah 2: A big robot spider came in and was about to thrash the place.
Numbah 5: Yeah and one big robot guy came in and blasted that Spider down.
Numbah 2: And the big robots there found out it this Spider was used & stolen by some evil robots. And they think that they are going to attack the party.
Numbah 5: And some of the smaller ones agreed to guard the place in case of any attack & the bigger ones will help if needed. So don't worry they got the situation.
Numbah 1: Very well then and now we've understood the situation outside (now with a bit of a smile) Lets go understand the situation in here. Shall we?
Numbah 2 & 5: Yes let's shall...
Numbah 4: nervously chuckles I can explain...
(End of Part)
Sorry I wanted to finish this part but my parents wouldn't let me. If you want you can do the "understanding" if you any of would like to. IF you strongly prefer that I do it then its understandable as well. And of course feel free to develop the other things in this story as well also. Well happy part writing!
(Note from JusSonic: This took place after the Kirby vs. Jigglypuff match. So try not to be confused)
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(After the match was over, everyone cheered for the winner. F. Time appeared back on stage.)
F. Time: And now a few words from my friend and yours, Loud Kiddington!
(Loud appears on stage. We now QC backstage as Charity is watching him. Just then...)
Gene: (V/O) It's time!
(Someone grabs Charity from behind and prevent her from screaming or getting away. It is Morre. Gene is next to them, grinning wickedly)
Gene: I got a plan against your boyfriend! Sorry, Charity, but we can't wait any longer!
(He then turns and gives the signals to Shelton who is hiding nearby, Shelton then gives another signal to David Hicks (AKA The Evil Scientist) who is waiting nearby holding the light switch which is in it's up position. QC back to the stage.)
Loud: OKAY, PEOPLE! WE GOT SOMETHING DIFFERENT FOR YOU TODAY!
(However, as we QC backstage...)
David: He's right!
(David then pulls the switch down. QC back to the main hall as all the power of the building went off. Loud looks confused. The music like the same in "Mickey's House of Villains" starts.)
Loud: WHAT THE...?!
(A light appears on Loud and Gene is right behind him. Loud turns around, startled)
Gene: Darn right you are, Loud! It's time to get your just desserts, you know! But first...
(Shelton appeared and grabbed Loud, making him unable to get away.)
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Okay, now I wanted Froggofan to continued this next part. I wanted him to make a parody of "It's Our House Now!" from Mickey's House of Villains. Not Pokejedservo, not R6, I wanted Froggofan to do it! You guys can make a new part, but I want Froggofan to make the song parody, okay?
#4 (absolutely red-faced while stammering): I...I...I...I...
#2: Aw leave them alone, they're just having some fun.
#5: Yeah but what's with all the action you two were doing?
#3: Well I... (she briefly explains how the whole thing went out.)
#5: Woo-hoo! You go Numbah 3!
#3: Thank you!
#1: snickers Gee Numbah 2, any "classic song" we should be singing at a time like this?
#2: Gee I wonder what it could be...
#4: Grrrrr....
#5: Now you two shouldn't be teasing Numbah 3 & 4, especially you Numbah 1.
#1: Oh really?
#5: Yeah remember you & Lizzie? #4 is more likely to be able to be pleasing a woman more than you baldy! Heh heh...
#1: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I "PLEASURED" LIZZIE VERY MUCH ON OUR LAST DATE!
#5: Sure you did...
#1: Grr....
#2: You can't do anything like that to me, I ain't going to be doing anything like that. Women are WAY too much trouble for me.
(#3 & 5 briefly glare at him)
#2: Uhh present company excepted of course. sheepishly chuckles
#1: Anyways, lets leave these two alone for now. You can come out after when your done with your fun. Let's go Numbah 2 & 5.
#2: Heh heh, bye you two!
#5: Hey Numbah 3, why don't you give him the "squeeze play".
#3: Okay!
(They leave)
#3: Well shall we go again?
#4: Well I...
(#3 comes a little closer.)
#4: Okay!
(And now they go back to doing that.)
(As Numbah 1 & 5 are watching nearby.)
Numbah 1: Heh heh talk about going for the kill.
Numbah 5: Ya'mean going for the thrill! Heh heh...
Numbah 2: Aw come on you two lets leave them alone, I call dibs on the snack tray!
(They leave, now back at the entrance. A certain known blue-clothed man with a face of a skull is there with his henchfolk.)
Skeletor: We're here!
Charity: Excuse me, Mr. Morre? Can I please leave your villianous clutches to greet our new guests into the party? Just because I am being hold captive doesn't mean I can't shirk my duties after all.
Morre: sigh Well...
Burrows: Oh alright, but be quick about it! And on your way back TRY to get someone to replace you on that job because let me tell you now YOUR GOING TO BE VERY BUSY!
Charity: Alright!
(She heads over to the entrance to greet Skeletor, well sort of...)
Charity: Another villian? under her breath Like we need any more? Pardon my rudeness but may I ask why you were admitted here?
Skeletor: We are familiar with what the Maximals are doing outside but since we are not Cybertronians we were allowed in.
Beast-Man: Yeah and I'm a member of the Scott McNeil club I had to go.
Mer-Man: Same here
Clawful: Me too
Skeletor: So it is I Skeletor, party of 8 and we are here to come to this little party.
Charity: Hmmm...Skeletor...Skeletor...Skeletor...Oh yeah I remember now. A guy by the name of "Man at Arms" sent a package in here just in case you show up.
Skeletor: Oh really and what would THAT be?
Charity: Ohhh...this (She opens the package and tosses the "gift" which ends up being a belt that is now on Skeletor's torso. It at first knocks him down but then he is about to get up.
Skeletor: What...did you do to me you little BRAA...
(The belt shocks him down.)
Skeletor (with eyes in a small red angered glow): Oh no...not again...
Evil-lyn: Oh my, it looks like you have once again been the victim of Man-at-Arm's evil-shocking belt. Remember Skeletor, thanks to that jem in the belt anytime you even THINK of doing anything evil.
Skeletor: I'm well aware of that Evil-Lynn, anymore "obstute" observations you like to make?
Evil-Lynn: Oh sure, but that's only the start of it..
Skeletor: Need I remind you on what happenend AFTER the last time I had this belt on?
Tri-Clops: Well Skeletor, I could try to make a "Good-absorbing" harness for He-Man when he shows up. After all do you remember on how you were freed from the belt last time?
Skeletor: A suprisingly EXCELLENT idea Tri-Clops! You shall head back and make the harness at once!
Tri-Clops: Yes sir!
Evil-Lyn: What makes you think that this will work?
Skeletor: Oh REALLY?!
Evil-Lynn: Well since Man-at-Arms went to such trouble with such a suprise gift. Unfortunately the Masters would be enough to keep us at bay, they may not even bother to show up at all. Well aside from Ram-Man and Stratos because of that club but still...
Skeletor: sigh Unfortunately your right about that.
Tri-Clops: I can still make it and have the plan work though! After all He-Man may not even show up, but there may be others that could potentially overpower the harness and therefore break the belt.
Skeletor: Another excellent idea Tri-Clops. In fact you keep this up and since they will eventually take advantage of my..."disability" here I shall up giving their..."proper discilpline". However you might actually NOT end up joining them.
Tri-Clops: Thank you sir! In fact if they do try to give you any problems I'll even help you stop them.
Skeletor: Oh really? Why are you saying that?
Tri-Clops: Because, frankly I have no intrest in getting in your bad side here considering what I am doing here. And besides if you fight them then the belt won't re-act since fighting off Villians isn't exactly evil now isn't it?
Skeletor: Tri-Clops, as of right now your chances of getting spared have genuinely doubled. In fact you keep this up you I may even let you have the privelage of having some of that kind of "fun" yourself.
Tri-Clops: Thank you sir!
Skeletor: Your very welcome, no go because as much as I like to talk about pleasure, we should remember that Business always comes first.
Tri-Clops: Yes sir! (He runs back to the lair.)
Evil-Lynn (thinking): Kiss up!
Skeletor: Now lets go have some fun! I am in quite the chipper mood!
Charity: Okay, I'm glad everythings settled. Now I shall go back to being a hostage. Bye for now!
Skeletor: Remember...chipper...mood...
(They walk into the party)
Charity: Say Father Time, could you please take my place since I'm being held captive and all.
Father Time: Oh sure Charity, how you run along and have fun.
Charity: Okay (She heads back)
Father Time: Ehhh...Kids these days.
(Now Father Time is at the Entrance, as a few known Bounty Hunters are at the entrance.)
Spike Spiegel: Spike Spiegel here, along with Jet Black, Faye Valentine and Ed here.
Ed: "Edward Won Fau Pepeleu Tivrusky the 4th" to be Exact!
Spike: Yeah...
Jet Black: Anyways we're here for the party.
Father Time: Right this way folks, and by the way Ms. Valentine be aware that there are those in there who'd be VERY happy to see you.
Faye Valentine: sigh Don't I know it...
(The KND arrive nearby as its all five of them since #3 and 4 are done with what they were doing.)
Numbah 1: Are you sure these individuals can be trusted? We all know how grown-ups can be SO trustworthy.
Spike: And I suppose that brats like yourself can be trusted?
Numbah 1: Typical statement from adults such as yourself. And frankly I don't LIKE adults!
Spike: Yeah well I never been all that fond of children myself!
(They both face eachover down growling & glaring at eachover.)
Numbah 2: Aw quit it you two!
Numbah 5: Yeah this is still by all means just for fun. And besides Numbah 1 shouldn't talk too much about mistrust, remember that "P.O.I.N.T" mission?
Numbah 1: Don't remind me...
Ed: Hi! I'm Ed!
Numbah 3: Hi I'm Numbah 3, I'm really Kiki Sanban but I'm called Numbah 3.
Ed: Cool! (Notices Numbah 1) Say what is this? (She looks at his bald head and starts tapping on it.) Cool!
Ed: Cool, his head is way more fun to play with than Jet-person's.
Numbah 3: Cool!
(The KND and the CB crew walk off as a different group of 4 anime characters walk in.)
Lupin the 3rd: Greetings, Lupin the 3rd and crew here for the party.
Jigen: Name's Jigen.
Goemon: I am Goemon.
Fujiko: I'm Fujiko
(And a certain police officer comes in the front door.)
Zenigata: I FINALLY FOUND YOU LUPIN!
Lupin: And that "kind" gentleman over there would be Pops himself.
Zenigata: I am Inspector Zenigata! I am here to capture Master Theif Lupin the 3rd and bring him & his cohorts to justice!
Father Time: Sorry your not allowed to.
Zenigata: WHAT?!
Father Time: All the guests here, from various alignments are allowed to have fun & co-exist among one another. So in another words you can't even touch him nor his friends as long as they are in the grounds.
Zenigata: You can't be serious...
Father Time: Trust me, I am. But your welcome to go into the party if you like.
Lupin the 3rd: Yeah pops, wanna join the fun?
Zenigata: sigh Might as well...
(All five of them are in the party.)
(End of Part)
That was long wasn't it? Well I tried to make up for lost time since I haven't written a part myself in about a week. And since Cowboy Bebop & Lupin the 3rd are frequently shown Adult Swim shows you may be able to learn more about them if your not familiar with them already. And whether you want to utilize them more or not you could also use characters from the other Adult Swim shows. Such as the anime ones like Inu-Yasha and Yu Yu Hakusho to North American ones shown on Sunday and such. Heck we already have Space Ghost & crew, why not more AS characters if you like?
Of course there are also plenty of other oppurtunities for part-writing than that if you like as well. I hope you all have fun with this. And since I am hopefully getting a Microsoft Word Processor so "I" will actually be the one to post this to FF.net. I hope you all have fun writing more parts in this story. Bye for now!
Father Time: Ahhh the Tim Curry version, please do come in.
Stalin: Now I shall enter the party! Say, where is my little buddy?
Father Time: He hasn't been seen for a while.
Stalin: Strange...
Piccolo: Well we're finally here!
Goku: Alright!
Duo Maxwell: Cool
Father Time: May I help you gentlemen?
Piccolo: I'm Piccolo, I along with Duo Maxwell are here for the Scott McNeil club meeting.
Father Time: I know, we got an absolute bunch of you guys in here. But why is he here? (Points at Goku) Last I checked none of his 5 VA's are here.
Piccolo: He's with me to just have some fun. More people that we personally know of will hopefully arrive soon.
Duo Maxwell: And those from my show will hopefully arrive soon too.
Father Time: Very well then, proceed gentlemen.
(He looks awfully ponderous as he enters inside. Meanwhile in another part of the party, we shall FINALLY get to see what this "Scott McNeil" party is like.)
Rattrap: We'll I'll be it looks like ol' green boy & pretty boy finally showed up.
Piccolo: We had some directional problems.
Duo: Anyways what we miss?
Rattrap: Not much, the only thing that really happenend is that Thrust from Armada was concerned that if it was a wise idea if McNeil were to be his VA since most fans HATED the show.
Duo: I'll never understand why they made such a big deal on that show.
Rattrap: Eh, me neither but luckily good ol' McNeil reminded us that a pretty good amount of fans are beginning to like the show more and besides even if it does just end up as some really hated show like Beast Machines and RID his role here is only small so he doesn't do much.
Piccolo: Well that's nice...
Lord Raptor: Yeah and you blokes should've seen me at the big "Kirby Vs. Jigglypuff" I sang the known Drowning Pool song "Let the Bodies hit the floor".
Duo: Any other fellow McNeil-voiced characters in the back-up chorus?
Lord Raptor: Actually no, none of those sort that could've been good in that situation weren't here at the time. So I had that "Numbah 4" kid with me there.
Piccolo: Numbah 4? You mean from that new Cartoon Network show "Codename: Kids Next Door"?
Lord Raptor: Uh huh, and it turns out that he is quite the fascinating little bugger. He happens to be a fellow aussie like myself. And it was quite flattering to hear that he found it cool that I'm "Capcom's representative" of Austrailia.
Piccolo: Isn't it strange that an austrailian child would find you, a crazed murderous rock 'n rolling zombie as a good representation of his place of descent?
Lord Raptor: Heh why not? At least I'm original about that...
Rattrap: Yeah and I say him & that numbah 3 girl reading something in the backstage. He looked as embarassed & spastic as can be while she was wondering about that certain little something they read. And not too longer after she had a little bit of "fun" with him if you know what I mean.
Lord Raptor: You mean?... Ha HA! Go lad go! HA HA!
(Some of the other characters in there were laughing a bit as well.)
Rattrap: Yeah he seems to have more luck with a young asian woman that you ever had.
Lord Raptor (bitter): Ah ha, ah ha...
Rattrap: Anyways it was just a little something I saw while I was busy checking around the place. There is plenty of other things to tell but lets not keep the rest of the club on hold for too long now.
Piccolo: Right
Scott McNeil: Alright, gentlemen lets get back to the club meeting now shall we?
(End of Part)
My apologies for forgetting to include Stalin last time (according to JusSonic's request to me via e-mail). But at least this time somebody FINALLY got around to making a VA club actually shown here. Feel free to utilize this in your next part or any other VA club as well. However nobody in there is allowed to be a part in the potential "good vs. evil" battles in their due to the neutrality rule. (A little something I made up.)
Anyways however you make your next part, I do hope that somebody in here does it soon. Happy part-writing!
(Two young healthy-looking men arrive at the door, the one on the left is a brown-haired man by the name of ictor Lucas, and the one on the right with the black hair is Tommy Tallarico.)
Father Time: Hello, and welcome gentlemen... though mind I ask whom pray tell are you?
Victor Lucas (the one on the left): Hi, I'm Victor Lucas, and this is Tommy Tallarico to your right and we are the hosts to the known G4TV show "JUDGEMENT DAY".
Father Time: Huh?
Victor Lucas: Okay, very well then I shall explain. G4TV is a digital cable channel which is mainly for Video Games. The channel was born just recently and we're not exactly "high-budget" if you know what I mean. And the show "Judgement Day" is where me & Tommy here get to review a few games from the current systems, a certain prephiral (sp?), one of us gets to review a game on the Gameboy Advance, and there is a "Buried Treasure" segment where one of us gets to praise an old, non-mainstream but simply liked game.
Father Time: Oh really? Now aside from being Video Game Critics what other things do you do?
Victor Lucas: I'm the host of "Electric Playground" on Discovery Kids, I've worked behind the scenes on Video Games for years.
Tommy Tallarico: And I've been a frequent composer for Video Games as well whether it be "Earthworm Jim" or "M.C Kids". And I've recently did a special ochrestra on the various Video Game music of the past as well.
Father Time: Alright, you two can come in.
Both: Thank you!
(End of part)
Yeah that was really short filler wasn't it? (Sorry been a bit busy lately.) And since there hasn't been a new part in this for a week I'd thought I add another new one even if it is awfully short. Hey, its better than nothing right?
Well I still hope you all have fun writing parts for this and happy part writing!
Pokejedservo
(P.S: If any of you would like to learn more about these guys and/or G4 then take a look here at www.G4tv.com. And if you like to learn more about that other VG review show on Discovery Kids which is at http://www.elecplay.com/.)
(The guests at the place are having a good time, especially a trio of recent guests).
Eddy:...So anyway Double D, I figure if that British kid could snag a girlfriend here, then I can't possibly fail to get Nazz!
Edd: Why do you waste your time concocting these insane plans to garner Nazz's attention? They haven't worked so far.
Eddy: You're just jealous cause she likes me.
Edd: Oh and what proof do you have of that?
Numbah 1: I hate to interrupt this, but could you please inform your friend that my head IS NOT A BONGO!!!
Edd: Oh dear, Ed release him now!
Ed: But Double D, I have not had my big solo yet.
Eddy: (stifling laughter) Yeah Double D, let him have his big solo (breaks out laughing).
Edd: I fail to see the humor in this Eddy.
Gene: A-hem!
(Everyone turns to look at the evil scientist).
Gene: Sorry to interrupt your happy times, but we are trying to commit evil deeds over here! We've been waiting for 10 minutes!
Eddy: Ah stuff a sock in it ya hack, we're busy! (Suddenly a blast of energy comes from nowhere and slams Eddy into the wall).
Edd: Oh my!
Ed: Cool!
Gene: Thanks Evil-Lyn
(Cut to the table occupied by Skeletor and his minions).
Evil-Lyn: You're welcome, I just couldn't stand that kid.
Gene: Now then, where were we, (glares down at Loud) Oh yes, payback. (Before he can do anything Forrester and Frank come on stage) What do you two want?
Forrester: Hold it, before we wreak havoc, we need to have a big musical number, it will help to complete the "House of Villians" parody.
Gene: Okay then, get on with it.
Forrester: Right (to Frank) push the button Frank.
Frank: I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that Clay (he pushes the button on a small handheld box. Instantly a spotlight comes down on Forrester. "It's Our House Now" starts to play as Forrester does the the weird moves just like Jafar at the beginning of the song).
(Note: All lines from this point on will be sung unless otherwise noted)
Forrester: (singing) This is quite a place.
Frank: With a machine that can alter time and space.
Morre: To bring back old friends.
Shelton: Or old foes too.
Gene: And that's the mistake that will destroy you! (he glares at the captive Loud, who gulps).
Morre: Cause now the Bad Four's here.
Hicks: And we're going to show you guys true fear! (to emphasize his point, he puts on a scary mask, scaring the wits out of several of the customers).
Gene: This day will live in infamy.
All: The Histerians are history!!
(All of a sudden pretty much every villian in the place breaks into song).
Chorus: It's our place now, it's our place now!
(Cut to the front desk, where Snake, Jackhammer, and Roughhouse are looting the cash register).
Snake: Yo we can help ourselves to cash (takes out several piles of money and stuffs them in a sack).
Jackhammer: Steal just a little (he grabs a small wad of bills).
Roughhouse: Or grab the whole stash! (he proceeds to take the cash register and dump it's contents into the sack).
Chorus: It's our place now! Come on in, to our house of sin. Be as bad as you can be at our place now.
Imperial: I can make sure Lydia and R6's fates are sealed (he stares at them from across the room, causing R6 to faint).
Judge Doom: And certian toons will take a bath in Dip. (looks at the Warners).
Yakko: (spoken) Check please!
CC: (Standing up, as if to emphasize his importance) The brilliant plans of Cobra shall finally be revealed!(Destro quickly pulls him down, while the other Cobras look on).
Gene: We'll torment cats and kids (suddenly several villains surround the tables of Sagwa and Arnold).
Morre: Fans and punks (more villains surround the Cree Summer fan club table and the South Park table.
All: And throw them out like yesterday's junk! (cut to the doors as several of said characters go flying out. Cut back in where the villains are singing and reveling in thier evil).
Chorus: It's our place now!
Jim Carrey: Hey I'm a villain!
Chorus: It's our place now!
Carrey: Come on pay attention!
Forrester: Where Evil is always on the menu
(He holds up a menu with selections that include "evil" "terror" "fear" "cruelty" and "soup". Meanwhile Stewie gets up from his posistion and heads over to the Rugrats table. Taffy gets up stands in front of it, blocking the babies).
Taffy: Leave the minis alone!
Stewie: Oh and what are you going to do?
Chorus: It's our place now.
Attila the Hun: Me like party!
Chorus: So come on in and have a drink, cause evil is the name of the gane!!
Gene: So long Loud!
Morre: Adios Charity
Forrester: Ta ta Father Time
Hicks: Pack it up Toasty!
(The aforementioned Histerians fly out)
Chorus: It's our place now.
Carrey: (talking with butt) You losers aren't coming back.
Chorus: It's our place now!
(Frank hits the button again and the monitor now reads "Home of the Bad Five." Gene glares at Forrester, who shrugs his shoulders innocently.)
Gene: (to villains) Now that the House is ours, it's time to do things differently.
Loud: (V/O) OKAY, ENOUGH BURROWS!
(Loud, Toast, and Lucky Bob had come on the stage. The villains boo at this.)
Gene: Oh, you again. How did you get in?
Loud: CONSIDER IT A PLOTHOLE, AND CONSIDER THIS BURROWS. YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES HAVE YOUR FUN, NOW STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GIVE BACK OUR HOUSE!
Morre: And who's going to stop us? You and those two idiots?
Toast: Hey, we preferred "brainfully challenged", dude.
Lucky Bob: Yes now.
Gene: (bored) Right, whatever. Giga Bowser?
(Giga Bowser appears behind Gene and the other fab four, and grins evilly as he holds his fist. The three good guys gulped. Cut back outside as Loud, Toast, and Lucky Bob goes flying out onto the ground, where the good guys who were also thrown out are at.)
Loud: OUCH! THAT CLONE OF BOWSER HAS A MEAN PUNCH!
Cartman: Ha ha ha! You got your ***** whooped by a big *** dragon!
Loud: SHUT UP, FAT HOG!
Stan: Heh heh. He called Cartman fat hog.
Kyle: We also got to remember that one, dude.
(Cut back to the stage inside.)
Gene: Nice try, Loud, but you will have to do better than that. At least after this next cartoon the Tiny Toons do a parody of "The Twilight Zone".
Shelton: Hit it, Dr. PsychoHeart!
(Inside the props room, where Froggo and Aka are still tied up, Dr. PsychoHeart (JusSonic's made up villain from his Care Bears fic) is in there with Joseph, his assistant.)
Dr. PsychoHeart: Yes! Begin the cartoon, Joseph.
Joseph: Certainy, doctor.
(Cut back to the party room as the cartoon begins. It is the Tiny Toon Adventures parody of "The Twlight Zone". After that cartoon is over, the villains roared and applauded.)
Moore: Uhhh...Gene you might want to take a look a look at this.
(Now all the folks whom were kicked out are now back in and they have fun as if nothing happenend.)
Gene: sigh First that Oafish Ed-boy mysteriously replacing that weird red-haired girl, Loud coming out of nowhere and ONCE AGAIN NOBODY IS TAKING US SERIOUSLY?!
Frank: Well the first one is probably because of a small author flub and...
Dr. Forrester: Shut up Frank!
Poke (at Gene's face): Tsk tsk, let me guess Gene nobody ever telled you that villiany plans NEVER truly work out in these Crossover parties? I mean WHEN are you people going to learn? Honestly...
Gene: That will be one thing thats going to change, we'll re-kick those others out and anyone else who tries to stop us will answer to him.
(Points to Giga Bowser)
Gene (with a cocky smile): I suppose your outnumbered aren't you?
Poke: Hmmm...no not really, in fact YOUR outnumbered.
(Points to the Various Autobots & Maximals excluding the ones still at the SM club pointing their weapons at Giga Bowser.)
Pokejedservo: And while some folks are still busy at their club meetings. The side of good still has quite the advantage. The Darkstalkers are actually willing to help, along with the crew from Tenchi Muyo!. The Joes will most likely defeat Cobra as they usually do, and there is even more on the side of good here. Why even Skeletor & Tri-Clops are willing to help us as well.
Gene: Skeletor & Tri-Clops?! You moron, they are just as much of villians as I am.
Poke: True, but Skeletor CAN'T be evil for now since he still has that belt on. And Tri-Clops is willing to help Skeletor so he won't get in trouble with Skeletor here. However if he fights YOU guys then the belt won't harm him. After all there is a VERY good reason why the other henchmen that weren't in the SM club didn't try anything all that much.
Gene: Grrr....Tell me Poke? If Villians are allowed to be in here THEN WHY CAN'T WE BE EVIL AND ACTUALLY GET AWAY WITH IT YOU EGOMANIAC?!
Most of the villians here: YEAH!
Poke: HAHAHAHA! What kind of stupid question is that? The reason why we let villians in is because we are not discriminate and we allow anyone to have fun. However we don't allow villians to have their particular fun here. Is because well, honestly did you REALLY think that we were giving you this so easily?
Gene (now sounding REALLY frustrated): Well...yeah, the security here isn't exactly all that great even after you consider your intentions. But don't you think its awfully unfair to make us villians HAVE to behave?!
Poke: Are you, Gene Burrows so 1-Dimensional that you CAN'T have a good time without mass destruction.
Gene: Well....AHHH! We'll figure out some way to prove YOU wrong that we villians SHALL win! And besides I just got one question for you, HOW did you & the others get back in here without us even noticing?!
Poke (with a REALLY sadistic smile): Ohhh, this is gonna be so much fun.
Gene (with an REALLY annoyed twitch in his eye): Oh just get it over with!
Poke: Very well then, you know that most of the other Tenchi Muyo crew is in here. BUT one of their more known ladies has been doing the security work here as she said she was going to do after the first Xover party. With her technology we got teleported back in. And in fact, I shall let her take over from here.
??? voice: Evening gentlemen...
(Out of nowhere a small thin woman with pink & highly spiky hair materializes into the party in front of Gene.)
Washuu: The "Great" Washuu is here...
(Some of the villians look unaffected, while some of the others are pratically frozen in fear.)
Washuu Puppet A: Yay! The Great Washuu is here!
Washuu Puppet B: Now to own some rear!
Washuu: Thank you my darling little puppets! And now, I wouldn't want anything truly bad to happen in this party. But let us see if you all would like to play with my little toys?
(Out coming from the ceiling there were VARIOUS sorts of "fun" little scientific torture devices, the unfrightenend villians were getting a bit more concerned and the scared ones are even more scared.)
Washuu: Don't you all want to have that kind of "fun" with me? Or if thats not enough (now changes to a "cutesy" little nurse outfit with a HUGE needle) WE CAN PLAY "DOCTOR" INSTEAD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Most of the villains there (whom are VERY scared now): WE GIVE UP! WE GIVE UP! WE GIVE UP! (As they are now bowing to her.)
Gene (looking like he is about to crack): But...but...but...but...
JS: In fact we just simply had Loud materialize back here first to make you think he & Toast and Lucky Bob were the only hope for the side of good to win.
R6: So Mr. Burrows to be blunt, you lost.
Gene: AH! Alright! Alright! We'll truly behave! But tell me?! WHY did you drag the moment out bragging about how your side was going to win when you could've just had HER come out? Because maybe its just me but isn't that a wee bit...oh I dunno...OVEREXCESSIVE?!
Washuu: I made a special request to him to tell you about that. After all, even though its only the second party, these parties have their thing with highly suprising plot twists.
JS: As much as I would've liked this to be more like the actual movie they were parodying earlier, it is good that we won.
Poke: Things like this were inevitable, since Washuu DID follow her word about being the security here.
R6: Indeed, most go for the more straight-forward pro-efficient approach while she goes for more of a absolute mind****.
Robert: I may not be familiar with this Washuu, but I am glad that we didn't go for a more "straightforward" idea like some epic battle & the like. As I stated before the H! fics have too much "epic" action in them.
FF: True...
(Now the party commences as Charity returns back to her post, a familiar person enters.)
DanniB: Hello Charity, long time no see.
Charity: DANIELLE?! IS THAT YOU?!
DanniB: Yep I got invited to the party, know are the other H! authors?
Charity: Right over there...
(She walks over to the H! authors and a good amount of them are suprised.)
Robert: DANIELLE?! Is that you?
DanniB: Uh-huh, Robert its me alright (notices Dr. BELCH nearby) hey Dr. B!
Dr. BELCH: Hey DB!
Poke: Hey DanniB, glad you got the invitation I sent you.
DanniB: Indeed, thanks a bunch for that Poke. Say it looked like something big happenend here, what gives?
Poke: Ah nothing, we just stopped a major villianous takeover, no biggie.
DanniB: Oh is that all? Anyway how you guys been?
(As the authors talk amonst themselves a few more faces that are familiar with this party are here.)
William Daniels: Gretting Ms. Bazaar, its been a while hasn't it?
Charity: Indeed, say who else is nearby you?
(A "Little boy with his dog" is nearby.)
"Little Boy": Earth-girl! Take me-er my dog here to use your bathroon.
Charity (with a REALLY blank face in her more traditional dead-pan voice): Hello Zim...
"Little Boy": Zim? I not know this Zim?!
Charity: Drop the act Zim, it didn't work last time and its certainly not going to work this time.
Zim: Grrr...alright you win monitone-voiced earth girl. C'mon Gir...
Gir: COOL!
(Meanwhile Froggo, Aka & Mike and the Bots & everyone else captured were finally free. The others explain to them on what happenend and how the invasion stopped.)
Aka: You mean only one person stopped this whole thing?
Poke: Yep!
Froggo: Who?
Mike & the bots: Yeah who?
Poke: The Great Washuu...
(They all look at her still in her "nurse uniform" with matching over-sized needle.)
Mike: I see nothing illogical out of this. Do you any of you?
Aka, Froggo & the Bots: Nope...
(Meanwhile BACK at the gate)
Harry Stone: NY Judge Harry T. Stone, here with my friends for the party.
Charity: Right this way people, and say do any of you know if Otto, Buck & Larry from "Time Squad" are coming in? It appears that guests from the previous Xover party are coming in more consistently just recently...
Harry Stone: Hmmm...no I'm afraid not...
Charity: Then how about the crew from "The Irresponsible Captain Tylor"?
Harry Stone: The Irre...oh you mean that guy with the white coat and the brown hair like mine? I actually got a word from him recently that he'll probably won't show since his show is no longer on the International Channel a while back.
Charity: Oh really? You mean you actually got word from him ever since the party?
Harry: Yeah me & Tylor and Loud occasionally talk to eachover on the Phone after our fun chat we had during the first party. So we keep in touch every now & then.
Dan Felding: I just got one question, will I end up needing to run for my life like how I did during the end of the last one?
Charity: Maybe, Maybe not...
Dan: Goodie...
(They arrive in the party)
(End of part)
Long one wasn't it? I sincerely apologize if anyone was offended by that story twist of having Washuu take care of the villains herself with her "fun". But as the parts has stated before it would make sense for it to be so. And besides while the villians maybe stubborn but they are NOT stupid to let a sadistic little woman with a large needle and a bunch of strange devices to have fun with them now would they? At least anyone whose familiar with TM knows that Washuu is NOT a person to be messed with when it comes to that.
Anyways I hope you all have fun with this story still, and we can still do plenty more parts here. Though as for JS and FF, I'm sorry if you guys are offended by this twist. But I generally try to make these kinds of things as unexpected as possible, though I did try to make this as coherant as possible.
I still hope you all have fun with this guys. And as for the thing about DanniB, I asked her from the Toonzone PM system if I could write a part for her in and she agreed. However we may want to be careful upon how we utilize her if we do since she says that she wants to check the story herself when its finished before I post it to somewhere like FF.net and the like.
Skeletor: OF course, she is one of the most known members of "SoA", the Saddists of Animation.
Washuu: Oh yeah I remember you, Vegeta and even Jetstorm, I guess I just have a thing for those whom are voiced by Brian Drummond.
Skeletor: Aww shucks...
(QC to Evil-Lyn)
Evil-Lyn: Aw shucks?
(Back to the scene)
Washuu: I remember some of the other folks in the club, why there's... (Notices B.B Hood nearby) Hey B.B Hood!
B.B Hood (now suprisingly quite cheerful in a non-violent manner): Washuu?! It's an honor to meet you Madam Washuu. (She curtsys) Can I have your autograph? (She hands her apple to Washuu.)
Washuu: Sure thing... (She signs it and gives it back)
Lillith: Oh oh sis! The Great Washuu is nearby! Can I get an Autograph from her?! Pretty pretty pretty pretty please?!
Morrigan: Oh alright...
Lillith: Yipee!
(She gets an autograph from Washuu and this time its with a bat.)
Skeletor: Can you please...sign my skull rod? It'll be such an honor...
Washuu: Well I'll be glad too...
Skeletor: Thank you!
Zenigata: Excuse me Miss...Washuu, I'm afraid I'll have to talk to you about your security measures...
(They notice that he has his cuffs in his hand. Now instead of looking suprisingly giddy and joyful they are now looking more serious & menacing. With Skeletor holding his sword, B.B Hood arming herself to the teeth and Lillith getting herself in a battle stance.)
Skeletor: Wanna try getting past us first?
Zenigata: EEP!
Skeletor: AAHH! (The belt shocks him again.)
Washuu: Easy you three, considering what I did just recently I doubt that I could actually get arrested for this, now would I?
Washuu: And as for you Mr. Zenigata, what is it that you wished to speak to me about?
Zenigata: Well miss Washuu, I noticed that you got quite a security system going on here.
Washuu: Indeed
Zenigata: Eh, Right...heh heh anyways if it becomes a necessity to apprehend a man by the name of "Lupin the 3rd" along with his associates Jigen, Goemon & Fujiko may I have the honor to send them to justice?
Washuu (after checking her comp on profiles of the aforementioned four): Why so?
Zenigata: Uh..because ma'am, I'm Officer Zenigata from Interpol and I have been trying to capture Lupin for the longest time. The reason why he and his other friends weren't in that big "Takeover" that happenend recently is because...Violent Conquest isn't his style.
Washuu: So he is not really a Villian huh?
Zenigata: Well...yes & no, the only criminal action he'd want to do is to rob anything really valuable here. Are there any Valuable's here?
Washuu: Aside from what the guests might be having and thats only a maybe, and there is nothing all that Valuable here so your services aren't all that necessary. Sorry about that...
Zenigata (with his head a bit down in disappointment): Yes Ma'am.
(Nearby where the other "Tenchi Muyo!" crew are.)
Tenchi: Ryoko, why are you looking so sore?
Ryoko: It's that Washuu, she threats some morons that she'll do her experiments on them just so they won't do their stupid little takeover. Big deal, and yet most of the people are pratically worshipping her now. I mean tell me Tenchi, is this a Crossover party or a "Kiss-up Party" to that Washuu?
Tenchi: Now Ryoko, the reason why that happens is that she is basically the Hero of the Party.
Ayeka: Yes and unlike a certain sulking, over-envious "woman" I know of she actually deserves her praise.
Ryoko: LIKE I DON'T?!
Ayeka: Washuu may have her charms but I am TRULY the most deservingly loved woman in all of my world!
Ryoko: HA! I have had far more praise that you ever had!
Ayeka: Oh I'm sorry, I'm talking about Genuine Beauty NOT perverted fan-service!
Ryoko: WHY YOU!
(And take a guess on what their doing now, c'mon take a wild guess. Or a nice domesticated one if you so prefer. But yeah they fight again.)
Tenchi (with an annoyed twitch in his eye): Gee Girls thanks for being EVER so Original here! (As he just walks away.)
(End of Part)
Heh, I thought I add in another part just for fun. And hopefully I will get to write more real soon. For those that are asking about my Microsoft Word Processor. Unfortunately I didn't get it yet because it was a lot more expensive that I thought. (99$, who knew?) And with also that I need to buy a new bed, and I'm going to get a new TV to replace my broken old one. It MAY be a while longer before I actually get it. AND not too mention that my family will get our Digital Cable Channels back AND DSL connection for me, my father & older brother. Fortunately my father will get paid soon, and I heard that a good amount of these problems will be dealt with soon.
For those whom wondered why I did that change with Washuu other than to make it more connected to the previous CO party (along with the inclusion of William Daniels, Invader Zim and the Cast for Night Court) is that I got the idea from when I saw a fan-made music video starring Washuu with the ol' 80's Thomas Dolby song "She Blinded me with Science" just recently. If it weren't for that I may not've got the idea in the first place, so once again if necessary I apologize if anyone else still minded that.
Overall as always I hope you all have fun with this story ladies & gents. Bye for now and happy part writing!
(The guests are the villains from "Disney's Jingle Heck": Disney's Aladdin villain Jafar, his sidekick Iago, Disney's 101 Dalmations villain Cruella De Vil, Disney's Little Mermaid villain Ursula, Disney's Peter Pan villain Captain Hook, Disney's Hercules Hades, and his henchmen Pain and Panic.)
Jafar: We are the Disney Villains party. We got a seat do we not?
Loud: Uh, not.
Charity: You villains will be seated in Table whatever. And do try to take over the House.
Ursula: Why did you say that?
Charity: Because a bunch of villains try to earlier, and that failed.
Hades: What? A bunch of villains trying to copy us? Note to villains: Never try to copy the masters. It doesn't always work.
Iago: That's only because the villains here are pushovers! Whatever made them stop is an idiot!
Loud: That was Washu.
Cruella: Ha! A bunch of villains afraid of a stupid woman?! Ha!
Loud: Just go already. Jeez.
Hades: (To Pain and Panic) Come on you idiots!
Pain: Yes sir, your gruelyness!
Panic: Don't upset him, Pain!
Pain: I am not trying to!
(The villains left. Loud shooked his head.)
Loud: They have the nerve to call "The Great Washu" stupid? Geez.
(QC to the party area.)
F. Time: And now, please welcome the host of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", Drew Carey!
(We can see the host sitting in a made-shift table.)
Drew Carey: Thank you! Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right. Don't matter like The Brain's last attempt to rule the world.
Brain: (V/O) Hey!
Drew: Hey is right! Unfortunately, we only got one game tonight, but what do you care?
(Laughter)
Drew: Anyway, we got "Whose Line" and Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie will play for us!
(The two actors appeared and Drew gave them both two slip of papers.)
Drew: Now, before this game, we chose at random lines that our actors will play for us. And the scene is...Washu, played by Colin, being rortured by Kagato, played by Ryan!
Washu: (V/O) Hey!
Drew: Okay, the game will begin when you are ready.
Ryan: Ha ha ha! I finally got you, you not-so-great Washuu!
Colin: Don't be sure, Kagato! No one **** with the Great Washuu and gets away with it!
Lydia: (V/O) Watch the language!
Ryan: (ignoring her) Do you got anything to save before I have you, Washuu?
Colin: Yes. I do. (pulls out slip of paper) "Give it to me, Pokey!"
(QC to an embarrassed Pokejedservo. Back to the game.)
Ryan: Why do you call me, Pokey?
Colin: Because you intend on pokey a lot!
Ryan: I have a good reason to do that. I did it to not be reminded of the death of my father.
Colin: Your father is dead?!
Ryan: Yes, and as I see him lying in his death bed, I can heard his famous last words. (pulls out slip of paper) "Hi! I am Scott McNeil. Come and kill me!"
(QC to the desk area as Loud laughs as if having a time of his life. Charity, however, looks disapproved.)
Charity: Geez, I wondered what that one came from?
Loud: Ah, come on, Char. I was having fun.
(QC back to the stage.)
Colin: Your father has an identify crisis too?
Ryan: Yes. He died because he got hit on the head with a mallet from some fat bird?
Colin: What for?
Ryan: My father insulted him by saying this. (pulls out slip of paper again) "Throw me a friggin' bone here."
(QC to Dr. Evil who is laughing at this with Mini-Me. QC back to stage.)
Colin: So your father is...you know.
Ryan: Enough talking, fool! I will now destroy you!
Colin: Wait! I got one thing that can changed your mind!
Ryan: It better be good, my foe!
Colin: Indeed, and it is...(pulls out slip of paper) "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?"
(Drew pushed the buzzer as the two actors, game finished, bow to the audience, who is laughing and applauding.)
(End of Part)
Pretty cool, huh? I came up with the Whose Line Is It Anyway? myself. BTW, this may be Washu bashing. That is because I got mad at her for pulling evil deeds in "Anime Survivor 4", the story by Survivor Globie. It is nothing personal, I was just blowing off some stream.
A new part from me & something completely different.
January 29 2003, 7:28 PM
(A certain family comes in to the front area.)
Charity: Hello
Nigel Thornberry: Hello Nigel Thornberry here, along with my lovely wife Marian.
Marian: Hello
Nigel Thornberry: My two daughters, Debbie
Debbie: Hey...
Nigel Thornberry: and Eliza along with pet chimp Darwin.
Eliza: Hi
Nigel Thornberry: And this is...(as he makes his usual gibberish noises)...Donnie. May we come in?
Charity: Certainly, right this way people.
Nigel: Heh, thank you kind girl but can you pinpoint the way to the "Tim Curry" club if it is here?
Charity: I think it may be here, you'll have to ask the man himself.
Nigel: Alright then, lets go!
(They walk in as there as three other Tim-Curry voiced individuals arrive.)
Ben Ravencroft: Greetings, I'm Ben Ravencroft.
Dragunus: And I am Dragunus, sworn enemy of the Might Ducks!
Hexxus: And I am Hexxus, evil gaseous forest spirit.
Charity: Hmmm...you three seem somewhat familiar. Are any of you villians that would plan conquest upon this party?
Those three: Well...
(Suddenly a bunch of the aforementioned famous Disney villians appear right outside.)
Dragunus: What happenend?
Jafar: The..."Great Washuu" happenend...
Dragunus: Did you just say..."Great Washuu"?
Hades: Yeah, so whats it to ya?
Dragunus (now facing Charity looking all creeped out): I AM NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING BAD THERE! (Now to the villians including Ben & Hexxus) And if ANY of you are the least bit smart, you'd do the same thing!
Hook: Oh what makes her so bloody frightening? All she did was to make us appear out of here?!
Dragunus: You all have no idea, picture the most twisted methods of torture in the darkest parts of your minds and they shall wildly become a reality.
Hades: I AM the embodiment of darkness himself! What is so nasty that she has that I don't?
Dragunus: Picture your strongest tools of mind-numbing torment, and quite possibly more from other the various galaxies of existance.
Hades: Okay, I believe him. Let's call the whole thing off...
Jafar: Ummm...yes why not we just have some regular fun in there. I mean, sure we've tried to take over the House of Mouse before but otherwise we were able to behave just fine.
Cruella: Yeah, and besides we seem to be a lot more successful in being good than bad. Why is that anyway?
(They all ponder this for a moment...)
Hexxus: In fact, I'll be heading for now I'll probably be too big anyways.
Ben: Indeed, but I just have one question. What is this little boy doing out here?
(We see a rather perturbed Loud.)
Charity: Loud was being a little "mischeivous" so I requested Washuu to send him out as well.
Loud: Don't remind me...
(They all, aside from Hexxus of course, arrive in while two more Curry-voiced men arrive.)
Rex Pester: Hello, Rick Pester here we are late-comers to a couple of groups of Nicktoons. I'm with the Rugrats.
Linklaiter: And I'm with the "Hey Arnold!" crew, sure I only appear in about a couple of episodes, while he has only appeared in their first movie but may we come in?
Charity: Sure thing... (they arrive in but now a certain large shadow is covering the place now looking quite shocked)...what the...
(The H! authors arrive to the front door.)
JS: Hey Charity, what's up?
Charity: THAT!
(Now everyone sees in shock that the very large object is none other than Unicron from "Transformers the Movie" an immense large planet-sized metallic planet eating robot whose in the guise of a "gianormous" planet.)
Unicron: I...am Unicron.
Loud: There is no way that thing is going to fit in the party.
Nftnat: No kidding, but my question is WHAT is Unicron doing here?
Poke: Indeed, I got some good news & the bad news, as for the good news, fortunately we're not in a metallic planet so he isn't going to kill us all by eating us.
JS: Oh really? So then, whats the bad news?
Poke: IF he wanted to he could just crush us into oblivion when he gets into his "Robot" mode.
JS: Oh goody...
Unicron: Actually I came here for a different purpose...
Poke: And what would that be?
(Unicron actually turns himself around to reveal a smiley face written in red on Unicron's backside.)
Unicron: ...this GRAFITTI!
(Just about everyone's mouths gaped in shock at the site, but Poke was trying to control himself from laughing his head off.)
Nftnat: Eh Poke as funny as this may look like, lets not laugh so we won't be facing absolutele destruction, okay?
Poke: Okay...
(And meanwhile back inside particularly focused on the Cowboy Bebop crew. And in particular, Jet, Spike & Faye are now glaring at a rather embarassed Ed. Meanwhile everyone else just simply looks shocked.)
Jet: Ed, why is your trademark smile face on the backside of that large & dangerous robot? And HOW were you able to do it?
Ed: Ed had some fun with a bigger satellite, and this Unicron-person was the first one to get that?
Spike: You better come up with a way to fix this mess up!
Faye: Yeah!
Ed: Alright...alright Ed fix it...
(She walks off)
(End of part)
How's this? And JS has asked me earlier about when the story will be ending, and my answer is soon. But not yet, in fact I am trying to wait until there are a good amount of more parts in this. Why wait longer you ask? Simple, I want to make up for lost time on how sometimes it can take about a week until a new part can get in sometimes. And while JS MAY be getting tired of this, I wanted to wait for those such as R6, Nftnat and Froggofan and perhaps others until the final decisions have been made.
So the story hould be ending sometime this upcoming month. And as for my situation with the Microsoft Word Processor, well its still undecided but I may still be the one to send it in. However, JS if your reading this and if YOUR the one to send it there then be VERY sure to check with DanniB first before you send it anywhere. I promised her that she'll look at it first before others do, and I'm not going to brake that promise. Understood? Very well then, however to try to make this fic seem more "complete" why not we try to tie up all the potential loose ends you can think of. Hey the more "complete" this may seem the more likely it'll get there soon, I'm just trying hard not to rush anything here.
So overall, I hope you all have fun writing parts here as I always say and happy part writing!
Washu: Oh yes. May I asked what are you doing here?
Figure #1: Yes, uh, I am a fan of yours.
Washu: Oh, are you? Do you want an autograph or something?
Figure #1: Sure. Will you please sign this book?
(The first figure hands her a book. Washu opens it.)
Washu: Where do you want me to sign? Hmm...do you know that this image is moving?
(By accident, Washu touches the image and then disappears. The book she was holding drops. The first figure laughed with the other one as he picks the book up.)
Figure #1: Well, we won't be bothered by her for a while.
Figure #2: Indeed, dear brother.
(The figures removed their cloaks. They are Sirrus and Achenar of "Myst" fame.)
Achenar: Though, it is pitfully that we have to do this on short notice.
Sirrus: Indeed. We won't be conquering anything. We just need to get her out of the way for a while for some fun.
Achenar: Where are you going to hide the book, Sirrus?
Sirrus: Somewhere where no one can find it!
(The brothers laughed evilly as they walk away)
(End of Part)
I wasn't bashing Washu or anything. I just need to get her outta this part of the story. Then again, she did got a lot of Anime characters voted out of Anime Survivor...
F. Time: Okay, before we start anything else, is there...hey!
(He said this last part as Sirrus and Achenar comes on stage and pushes him away.)
Sirrus: Move out of my way, old man. Hello, my name is Sirrus and this here is my brother, Achenar.
Stan: (V/O0 Whoop-dee-**** dude! We seen you ***wipes in the Myst game.
Sirrus: True enough. Now then, we are here to make a demand and we are not leaving until we make it!
F. Time: Will someone get Washu up here please?
Achenar: Ha! She won't help you this time because we did this!
(Achenar holds up the book Washu is trapped in.)
F. Time: You trapped her in the Prison Age?
Sirrus: We normally were going to hide it until we have our fun, but we couldn't resist on this.
F. Time: So what do you want? Control of the club? No way, not with the good guys here!
Sirrus: Actually, that isn't what we want. What we want is...to sing you all a song!
F. Time: That's it?! Why didn't you ask us before?!
Sirrus: Well, your "friend" Melman wouldn't let us sing here.
(QC to Sammy as we see that everyone is staring at him, annoyed.)
Sammy: What? Why is everyone staring at me for?!
(QC back to stage.)
Sirrus: Our demand is we will sing for your guests, and if we get what we want, we will released Washu and we will behave ourselves for the rest of this story. Deal?
F. Time: Well, we needed a new song since the villains try to take over, so okay.
Sirrus: Good! Now leave!
(Father Time did that.)
Sirrus: Now folks, sit back and relaxed as me and my brother Achenar will sing a song that is something we called a "Mega Mix" so bare with us!
+++++++++++++++++++++++
Now, I need someone to parody another song from The House of Mouse. I choose...Boom Da Boom that Pete sang. Can someone parody that song, please?
Dr. Wily: Dr. Albert Wily and Protoman here for the party.
Protoman: Mainly for the Scott McNeil club.
Charity: Come on in gentlemen, though you might be treated to a song from a couple of characters from "Myst".
Dr. Wily: Why would they do such a strange thing?
Charity: I have no idea...
Protoman: Eh, who cares? Lets go in...
(They enter, and now a certain known comic actor arrives in the scene.)
Mike Myers: Hello I'm Mike Myers, and this is my good buddy Shrek.
Shrek: Aye, hello to you.
Charity: Greeetings gentlemen, the entrance is that way.
Mike Myers & Shrek: Thank you
(End of Part)
Sorry about it being so short, but I haven't really had the time to make a part that is all that much longer lately. I will hopefully soon though. And besides even if I did I was also waiting until FroggoFan did the requested spoof since I can't do it alike last time.
BTW, JS I have read your e-mails (unfortunately I haven't been able to reply to them all that much since the "Write/Reply to E-mail" function in my e-mail server hasn't been working all that well lately. I do understand on what your saying in all of them and hopefully I'll get around to do more parts in the future as well.
I KNOW you want this fic to end real soon, but the thing is I can't do it seemingly all by myself. I do hope that the other writers will come in and start writing new parts even if it'll be just for a little. I'll still be writing more parts of course, but I'm afraid that I can't be doing most of the regular work myself. So no offense JS, but you still need to be patient. So as always I hope you all have fun with this so happy part-writing!
(QC back to R6's table. Lydia is nowhere in sight, and R6 is beginning to sweat from wearing the Fire outfit all this time)
R6: Sure do wish Lydia would get back here with the punch... I'm burnin' up!
(As if instructed, R6 blows fire in the direction of the KND table. #1, #2, and #5 get away from the blast, but it forces #4 and #3 to break up their kiss)
#4: HEY! What's the big idea? Grown-ups like you, always spoiling our fun!
R6: Uh... sorry, Numbah 4... and the rest of you Kids Next Door. Believe me, I am. I didn't want to burn you, but it's the only way I can regulate my temperature with this Fire outfit on. Until Lydia gets back with some punch, I'm a walking flamethrower!
#1: You got that from Kirby, right? Then why not just TAKE IT OFF, MAN?!
R6: I do that, and I'm defenseless against whatever villain decides to attack me or Lydia.
(Within moments, Kirby comes back to his table, and takes his seat.)
Kirby: Piyo.
Tiff: Kirby, you shouldn't have started fighting with that Jigglypuff thing. She was just looking for her table.
Tuff: But you sure put up one heck of a match!
Ed: Tuff almost said a bad word, Double D!
Edd: I'm well aware of that, Ed. Say, perhaps if Kirby were to inhale a new power - one that doesn't revolve around heat-based energy - it might just be something he can trade to R6.
Eddy: WHAT?! Trade? What about sell? Kirby, haven't you ever heard of making a quick buck?
Kirby: Oh...
Fololo: Kirby's just a baby. He's too young to be a capitalist.
Falala: You know, Eddy and King Dedede would be great friends...
Lady Like: Until Eddy found something he could sucker the king into buying, that is.
MK: I think he does that enough with NightMare Enterprises.
Tiff: Well, Kirby... find something. Just find something that's not too hot or too cold, and suck it up!
Edd: How about that fan up there? (Gestures to a fan in the ceiling) I'm sure R6 would appreciate a cool breeze.
Tuff: I dunno... Cutter R6? Sounds like bad news to me.
Kirby: Piiyo!
(Kirby begins sucking up the fan. At first, it does little more than to make the fan spin faster. But, as he continues, the fan begins to dislodge from its position, until Kirby has sucked it completely up. He then jumps into the air, flips four times, and stops. On his head is a white whirlwind, and a gold headband with a diamond-shaped emerald forms beneath it.)
MK: He is now Tornado Kirby!
Tuff: Tornado?
Tiff: It's because the fan blows air and spins. Quick, trade hats with R6 before he launches more fire!
(Kirby throws his hat to R6. R6 in turn removes his Fire headdress, thus changing back to his original clothes. He tosses the hat to Kirby, who puts it on to become Fire Kirby. R6 in turn dons his new headdress, and is now clad in a white silk robe.)
#2: Look! R6 has a tornado on his head!
#1: Now-now, m-m-m-Mr. R6... we can talk about this...
R6: I like this... so cool and refreshing, and I can blow villains away! Like those... HEY! Numbah 1, look! Behind you!
#1: R6, I'm a Kid Next Door. That old gag won't fool me!
#5: Uh... Nubah 1, fearless leader... R6 might be on to something. Aren't those the Wonderful Children behind us?
#1: THE WONDERFUL CHILDREN?! Battle stations, Kids Next Door!
TWC (From what I've seen, they speak collectively): Hello, Kids Next Door. Nice to see you all again. What a pleasure. Care to introduce us to your friend?
#5: THIS is R6... Tornado R6!
TWC: Nice to meet you, Tornado R6. You wouldn't happen to be a sixth Kid Next Door, would you?
R6: Nah, I'm too old. Though I'm sure being able to do THIS would be a nice backup for them.
(R6 inhales, and blows a tornado at The Wonderful Children, which sweeps them up, and tosses them into the vent where the fan once was. The windstorm forces them out through an intake duct on the roof, and blows them across the parking lot and into a nearby creek. Lydia returns)
R6: Oh, Lydia. Thank you for the beverage.
Lydia: You even think about trying anything, and I'll show you a Tornado!
R6: Anything?
Lydia: What did you have in... mind... R6, get off my legs! Save somethign for AFTER the party, will you?
R6: Oh... okay!
(R6 decides to blow a tornado across the room. It tears through the Cobra table, as well as tossing Imperial and his goons around, and blows Gene into a toilet in the men's room)
(as the doorbell rang, Toast answered the door and opens up)
Toast: Hi can I help you.
Eustace: Who the heck are you?
Toast: I'm Toast, and these are the cast of Histeria!
Muriel: Oh my.
Courage: Yes!
Miss Info: You must be Courage, Muriel, & Eustace Bagg but what happened to Doc Gerbil?
Eustace: Who Cares about that stupid gerbil?
(Courage whacks Eustace on his head)
Eustace: Ouch! Stupid Dog, what did I do?
Lucky-Bob: Hi-yo.
Muriel & Eustace: Hi!
Courage: (In Dog Voice) Hello.
R6: You must be that stupid dog & that stupid farmer & Muriel right.
Muriel: Yep.
(Courage & Eustace groans)
Muriel: Don't worry them R6.
Eustace: He's a nut, (To Courage): you there dog, go find a spot where I can fetch the newspaper.
Courage: Huh?
Eustace: Fetch me the newspaper so get!
Courage: Mm-Hmm.
Froggo: Whassup?
Eustace: What's Huh?
Froggo: you know this place is huge.
Eustace: What?
Chit: You know this place is better than stupid Cheap Places.
(John Bonne walks in)
John Bonne: Hey!
Muriel: Oooohh!
Pepper: AH HA HA! It's you two may I have your autograph?
Muriel: Eustace shall we?
Eustace: Well O.K. (Muriel sighs)
(Eustace & Muriel signs the autograph)
Pepper: Thanks, whoa you're Eustace & Muriel are you?
Eustace: Yes ma'am
Pepper: Ah ha ha! thank you?
R6: What's taking Courage so long with that Newspaper?
Eustace: Beats me.
(End Part)
(Just then the Osbournes enterd the party)
R6: Hi
Jack Osbourne: Hidy-ho.
Kelly Osbourne: Helllooo R6
Dot: Hey that's my line!
Kelly Osbourne: Sorry.
Ozzy Osbourne: Hello there.
R6: Where's Sharon
Ozzy Osbourne: She dropped us off.
Miss Info: (gasps) Ozzy Osbourne!!
Ozzy Osbourne: (gasps) Miss Info!!
Jack Osbourne: Uh Dad, who is it?
Kelly Osbourne: Yeah.
Ozzy Osbourne: Well you know who it is, it's Miss Info.
Father Time: Hello There Osbournes.
Kelly Osbourne: How did you know our name?
Sammy: Butt out Father Time!!
Toast/Charity/Aka: Don't worry about him.
Mike: Hello There please take your seats.
(They do Jack, Kelly, & Ozzy took their seats where Loud Kiddington drinks Pepsi)
Ozzy Osbourne:(In Panic) What's this kid doing drinking Pepsi!
Jack Osbourne: Dad he's fine.
Loud: HOWDY!!
Jack Osbourne/Kelly Osbourne: Hello.
Loud: You're the Osbournes Right.
Ozzy Osbourne: Well Yes.
Charity:(Running to the Osbournes then stops) So where's Sharon?
Kelly Osbourne: She drops us off.
Charity: O.K. (To Loud) Hey can you get Jack and Kelly some Pepsi Twist.
Loud: You got it.
Ozzy Osbourne: W-w-w-wait a sec.
Charity: Shut up Ozzy! he's getting them Pepsi Twist.
Melman: Excuse me Charity I need to talk to the Osbournes.
Charity: O.K.
Melman: So you're the Osbournes Right.
Ozzy Osbourne/Jack Osbourne/Kelly Osbourne: That's right.
Melman: Don't worry, Loud will give you two some Pepsi Twist.
Ozzy Osbourne: But.
Melman: No buts Ozzy.
(Loud gives Jack and Kelly Pepsi Twist)
Loud: Here you go.
Jack Osbourne/Kelly Osbourne: Thanks kid.
Loud: You're welcome.
(Pepper walks in)
Pepper: AH HA HA HA! Hello, can I have your autograph!
Jack Osbourne: Can we Dad.
Ozzy Osbourne: Not me because I'm not good at grammar thingy, so you kids can have her autograph.
Kelly Osbourne: Thanks Dad.
Pepper: Great. (To Loud) sir may I.
Loud:(steps back) sure (he hugs and kisses Pepper)
Pepper: Thanks Loud.
(Then Jack and Kelly signed their autograph)
Pepper: Thanks, (Checking their names in her autograph) Hey! You're not Donny & Marie.
Jack Osbourne: Hey your right, Kelly let's drink Pepsi Twist.
Kelly Osbourne: Good idea Jack.
(Then Jack & Kelly drank Pepsi Twist and gulps it down)
Jack Osbourne: Dad, can I ask you something.
Ozzy Osbourne: Yes what?
Jack Osbourne: We're not the Osbournes by dring Pepsi Twist.
Ozzy Osbourne:(gasps) Don't tell me you're
(Jack & Kelly unzipped their disguise and become Donny & Marie)
Donny/Marie: We're the Osmonds.
Marie:(singing) I'm a little bit Country.
Donny:(singing) I'm a little bit Rock & Roll.
Ozzy Osbourne:(Slams at the table then stading after he's shocked & paranoid) SHARON!
Charity:(To Pepper) I told they're the Osmonds.
(He ran the hallway)
(Ozzy bumped into Di Lung from Courage the Cowardly Dog)
Di Lung: Watch where you going ya fool!
Ozzy Osbourne: Sorry.
(Then he rans to the hallway with 3-way intersections)
Ozzy:(In Terror) Please help, my kids had turned into Osmonds!
(Then Florence Henderson walks in)
Florence: Oohh there there dear.
(Then Ozzy is shocked)
(End Part)
I think I speak for everyone else here when I say....
February 20 2003, 5:38 PM
ENOUGH ALREADY! Geez, this story is starting to get longer as the First Annual Harley Awards, though this party has some neat guests. I wanted to end this last month with the "House of Villains" ending so I can sent it to Fanfiction.net, but you guys keep moving it along! Even I know that when I want a story done, I want it done now. I still need to wait for Nftnat to finished up the Kirby vs. Jigglypuff and I still need someone to make the song parody for Sirrus and Achenar to sing! After this story is done, I am going to show it to DanielleB, then I will sent it to Fanfiction.net and that's that. Okay, I am calm down. Now I know how the toons feel after the Harley Awards thing.
I too have been waiting for FF and his musical number for those two. However I am NOT trying to point any fingers at you, but you probably should'nt make anymore of these parts where only ONE person HAS to make it so that any coherancy can follow. Yes I did some things that not others may be abke handle but they were lightweight side-plots that didn't have to be the main focus. (I specifically stated so, and besides I was frequently around to develop them...) So in another words the next time we're in a story like this, lets not make anymore things like this. Because this story might've ended a LOT sooner if things like this didn't happen. So we ALL should be careful about this.
My apologies about this JS, since posts like this weren't meant to have a total deadline. I realize you want it done, but the thing is how? I can't do the song parody, we probably can't go back to the Kirby Vs. Jigglypuff battle since Nftnat hasn't been back in a while. And Nftnat said he'll be the only one to handle the battle itself. Unfortunately these blasted plot-points are taking WAY too long for one person to handle.
Unfortunately I am almost tempted to make this song number NOT happen and have Washuu back out since Froggofan hasn't got back out yet. I dunno if I actually will but that is how I feel. I apologize if I'm just insulting people like Nftnat and Froggofan, because I honestly do appreciate their efforts but sadly thanks to those plot points that only they could do and the fact that they have been awfully busy lately it's mainly one of the reasons why the story hasn't been done more. So I'd hate to re-iterate but one that we learn is that NOT TO MAKE PLOT POINTS THAT ONLY ONE PERSON COULD DO ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE BUSY IN THEIR LIVES OUTSIDE THIS WEBSITE! I mean if it weren't for that then this story might've ACTUALLY been done soon.
And if your thinking that I should've just made let that "House of Villians" just happen without any different story twists like how I did I understand. Unfortunately I didn't know that this thing with those guys from Myst was going to come in, so I apologize and I do accept some blame for this one as well. And BTW, Nftnat and/or Froggofan if your reading this and offended I am sorry.
So yes JS I sadly too would now like it to end but I CAN'T! Unfortunately what about those very things we've been talking about? We can't just end the thing without these parts filled out, it'll really be just having certain loose ends untied. And having things like this could quite possibly weaken the quality of the story.
So I'm SORRY JusSonic, until at least Froggofan gets back to writing the part he is suppose to we can't end the thing. IT'S BEGINNING TO FRUSTRATE ME TOO JS! So unless YOU can end that part of the story I'm afraid it'll STILL go. And I have to wait because if I do all that much more parts myself it'll give a rather inconsistent showing of focus on the plot point. So in another words I'M SORRY!
First of all, it looks like I owe an apology to Pokejedservo, Froggofan, Nftnat, and to everyone else reading this topic. I was acting like a jerk, and because of that, I made Pokey act like a jerk also (no offense, Pokey). It just that I don't want this story to go long like the Harley Awards story robert did with the Toonzone.net people a while back.
I also shouldn't have only depend on FF to do the song parody and Nftnat to do the Kirby vs. Jigglypuff. I forgot that this story is a free-for-all. I should have done the song parody myself but I need the lyrics and it's hard to get one nowadays.
If FF doesn't want to do the song parody, then we'll edit it out in the finishing touches, and then go to Dr. Wily and Proto Man's arrival (with no mention of the song parody whatsoever).
Again, I am sorry for everything and I hope you guys can forgive me.
BSB, PPG, TTA, LL, NSYNC, & Dexter's Arrived At The Party
February 26 2003, 9:42 PM
Loud: Uh, Charity
Charity: What?
Loud: Are there any guests
Charity: Yes there coming so be patient.
(L.L. Cool J enters the party)
Charity:(Stuttering) Hi, a-a-nd w-w-w-what's your name?
Guest: I am L.L. Cool J
Charity:(gasps) You're L.L. Cool J, You're a Rap Star!
L.L Cool J: Yep so can you find me a table ma'am.
Charity: Sure it's Table 59.
L.L. Cool J: No Problem.
Loud: Who was that?
Charity: It's L.L. Cool J.
Loud: Oh with that tenor rapper.
(Charity whacks Loud in the head)
Loud: Ooowwww!
(Cut to Eustace & Muriel in Table 62)
Eustace: Where's that Lousy Dog With that newspaper?
Muriel:(gasps) Eustace look!
(Courage walks in with the newspapers says "New York Times in it" then he gets out of his mouth and hands it to Eustace)
Eustace: Oohhhhhh! Muriel, would you look it that?
Muriel: Good job Courage.
Courage: Yes!
(Cut to the lobby where Loud sends more guests)
Loud: Hello.
(*N Sync enter the party with a passport)
Loud: And you are?
Boys: We're *N Sync!
Loud: Oh. you guys are popalicious!
Lance: Thanks.
J.C.: Twert nothing.
Chris: We owe it to you kid.
Justin: You're the kid.
Joey: Ditto
Loud: Shucks!
Justin: We have a passport.
Loud: A what?
Justin: A passport.
Loud: Well if you do, GO TO TABLE 1 FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!
J.C.: Thanks.
Lance: What a Grouch.
Loud: Hey that's my line.
(The guys sat down the table singing Chili's Babyback Ribs)
(Then Eustace walks in to Table 1)
Eustace: Who the heck are you guys!
Boys: We're *N Sync!
Eustace: M-M-M-M(Runs back to the table)Muriel!
(J.C. Chuckling)
(Cut to L.L. with Axel)
L.L. Cool J:(To Axel) So I was saying, you must be reading too many dumb movies are you.
Axel: L.L. You son of a *****!
L.L. Cool J: Oooohhhh! Careful we don't to give soap in your mouth!
Axel:(Teeth Chattering) Sorry.
(Cut to Charity with 5 Boys)
Charity: So you must be the Backstreet Boys right.
Boy 1: Yes sir.
Boy 2: That's Right.
Boy 3: Ditto.
Boy 4: Uh-huh.
Boy 5: You said it.
Charity: So what's your name?
Boy 1: Kevin.
Boy 2: Nick.
Boy 3: Brian.
Boy 4: A.J.
Boy 5: Howie.
Charity: Men go fig.
A.J.: So where's are spot.
Charity: Table 2
Howie/Brian/Nick/Kevin: You got it.
(BSB sat down in table 2 next to *N Sync)
Justin:(gasps) Oh my!
Nick:(gasps) You must be!
Lance: *N Sync of course.
Chris: And you must be.
Kevin: Backstreet Boys of course.
Joey: Right.
Howie: Mmm-mmm I'm hungry, how about you guys.
(Wakko walks in)
Wakko: Today's special is Barbecue Turkey, Faboo Stuffing, & Mashed Potatoes.
J.C.: Yummy!
Lance: We'll all take it.
Wakko: No Prob.
Brian: That was easy.
(Wakko walks off until Dot stops at Wakko)
Dot: Who was that?
Wakko: Don Knotts.
Dot:(sigh) Never Mind.
(Cut to Toast with the Dexter Family)
Toast: Table 14 next to Bagges.
Dexter's Dad: Whoa! talk about Cartoon Cartoon Relation.
DeeDee: Are you kidding us, that wasn't a "Reserve" table with Smoking in it, (To Dexter)C'mon let's find a spot where we can seek Genndy.
Dexter: Oh him, (chuckling) but did he create "Samurai Jack" You know.
DeeDee: Yup!
Dexter's Mom: Wow dear this is a banquet!
R6: Not just a banquet toots.
Dexter's Mom: Say, Who are you?
R6: R6.
Dexter's Mom: Thanks & stop calling me toots.
R6: Yes Ma'am.
(Cut to Father Time chatting with *N Sync)
Father Time: Then I said, "Ain't no lies Bye, Bye, Bye Birdie," Get it!
Justin: Man I'm tired of dumb jokes.
Lance: Where's the Turkey, but not the beef.
John Bonne:(Mad)Grind it yourself bub!
Lance: I ain't grinding it!
Chris: Me Neither.
(Cut to Table 11 where the PPG Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, & Professor)
Professor: Can you see this is paradise girls.
Buttercup: Yes it is.
Bubbles: It's perfect.
Blossom: Duh.
Bubbles: Hey that's my line!
Blossom: Sorry.
Professor: Order the Kids Meal please
Bubbles: Are there any Puppet Pals Kids Meal Plushes.
Professor: No.
Girls: WHAT!
Buttercup: You mean...
Blossom: No Puppet Pals Plushes
Professor: No Blossom.
(Girls Groans)
(Cut to Table 10 where the TTA gang, Buster, Plucky, Hamton, Babs, Shirley, & Fifi)
Babs: Isn't it lovely Buster.
Buster: Yes it is Babsy.
Babs: How about you guys.
Fifi: Le Sigh but lovely.
Shirley: Like, it's peaceful and some junk.
Hamton: This is a Full House.
Plucky: And it's not the card game, right Buster.
Buster: That's right Plucky.
Shirley: So like, is this crowded?
Buster/Babs: No.
Shirley: I though so.
Dexter: Excuse me, where's the Bathroom?
Plucky/Fifi/Shirley/Hamton: In the lobby.
Dexter: Thanks but DeeDee needs to go.
Babs: O.K.
Buster: Cute kid don't you say.
(Cut to WOW with *N Sync & BSB)
WOW: Here's your Entree
Joey: Thanks.
Howie: We owe it to you.
Nick: Can I have some more Pepsi.
A.J.: Me Too.
WOW: O.K.
(Cut to Loud & Mike)
Loud: Stay tuned for the last chapter before we wrapped the party right Mike.
Mike: That's right so you don't wanna miss the last chapter of the Crossover Party.
(End Part)
(I decided to do Sirrus and Achenar's song myself.)
(Some music is heard in the background. It sounds like the theme song to the Saturday morning version of "Sonic the Hedgehog". The two bad boys of Myst started singing.)
Sirrus: Who's that, to destroy your world?!
Achenar: Sirrus and Achenar!
Sirrus: Whose actions can make you want to hurl?
Achenar: Sirrus and Achenar!
Sirrus: Sirrus, he's greedy and powerful!
Achenar: Achenar, he is gruesome and strongful.
Sirrus/Achenar: We are the nastiest boy around!
(QC to the SP table.)
Kyle: Holy ****, dude. They are spoofing Sonic the Hedgehog!
Cartman: Sweet, best kick *** song we heard all ****ing day!
Kenny: (I pretty much preferred the parody of "It's All Our House Now" anyway of the week.)
Cartman: When you're aren't dead?
Kenny: (Shut up, fatso!)
(The other South Park characters laughed except Cartman. QC back to the singing.)
Sirrus: We will someday rule.
Achenar: Sirrus and Achenar!
Sirrus: Don't underestimate what we can do!
Achenar: Sirrus and Achenar!
Sirrus: Sirrus, he is totally cute!
Achenar: Achenar, he is always crude!
Sirrus: We are the evilliest boys alived!
Achenar: We are the evilliest boys alived!
Sirrus/Achenar: We are the evilliest boys alived!!!
(The audience applauded as the Myst bad boys take a bow.)
F. Time: Sirrus and Achenar, everyone!
Sirrus: Thank you! And since you let us sing, we will do what we promised.
(Sirrus hold the trap book that Washuu is trapped and a linking book so that Father Time can escaped once Washuu.)
Achenar: Just give us a 10 second head start to get away so the witch won't get her vengeance on us, okay?
(The bad boys quickly ran off. F. Time shrugged. QC to the Sagwa table.)
Sheegwa: Wow! That was so cool!
Sagwa: I agreed! Who should have known that two evil guys can sing so good?
Dongwa: I did, but that's only me.
Fu-Fu: (looking at a menu) Hey, they are serving bugs here tonight. I think I can have some.
Kittens: Eeew!
Fu-Fu: What?! I'm a bat, I can have some!
Dongwa: Make me glad I'm a bat.
Sagwa/Sheegwa: Yup.
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Okay, the song parody is done. You don't have to do it, Froggofan. Now we need to get the Kirby vs. Jigglypuff fight done, but let's Nftnat or someone else do that, shall we?
(Meanwhile, back at the ring where Kirby & Jigglypuff dueling while Nick Diamond, & Johnny Gomez deciding who wins)
Johnny Gomez: Welcome back to the Smash Bros. Melee showdown everyone.
Nick Diamond: That's right, Kirby & Jigglypuff are still dueling each other.
Kirby:(mad) Hyah! Hyah!
Jigglypuff:(mad) Jiggly Jigglypuff!
Nick Diamond: Boy there mad right Johnny.
Johnny Gomez: Right.
(Jigglypuff grabs the microphone)
Johnny Gomez: But wait.
(Audience Gasps)
Nick Diamond:(V.O.) Jigglypuff is gonna sing and puts everybody to sleep.
Jigglypuff:(singing) Jigglypuff, Jiggly-puff.
Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jiggly-puff.
Nick Diamond:(sleepy) Boy I tell you but (yawning) Jigglypuff is putting everyone to sleep right Johnny.
Johnny Gomez:(sleepy) Yes (yawning) I'm ready to sleep now.
Nick Diamond:(sleepy) Me too.
(Everyone is asleep for Jigglypuff's song then Ozzy approches to the ring)
Jigglypuff:(singing) Jigglypuff, Jiggly-puff.
Ozzy Osbourne:(getting the Bubble Gum out) Oh my goodness!
(Ozzy shoves gum in Jigglypuff's mouth)
Ozzy Osbourne: There, now you'll be blowing balloons for a while.
(Jigglypuff is blowing the gum until Kirby uses the needle to send Jigglypuff flying)
Jigglypuff:(flying out of the ring) JIGGLYPUUUUFFF!!
Kirby: Yeah!
(everyone woke up)
Nick Diamond: Oh my goodness, I had a horrible nightmare!
Johnny Gomez: Me too!
Nick Diamond: So I guess the match is over thanks to Ozzy.
(Bell Dings)
Mills Lane: And the winner is Kirby!
Ozzy Osbourne:(to Kirby) Thanks kid, I've could've done without you.
(Kirby giggles then MK, Tiff & Tuff appears)
Tiff: Hurrah to Kirby!
Tuff: Three cheers to Kirby!
MK: Way to go Kirby!
Tuff:(to Ozzy) Say who are you?
Ozzy Osbourne: My name is Ozzy.
Tiff: Please to meet you Ozzy.
Johnny Gomez: Aaww talk about relationships. (clears throat) so good fights, good night & we'll see you at the Big Party right.
Nick Diamond: R-Right!
(Cut to the Dining Room table where the House of Villans discussing)
Jafar: Excellent, as soon as the guests begin to disapear, then we will take over the party.
Ursula: Yeah!
Cruella: Right on!
Hook: All Right!
Cruella: Where are they?
Hades: What?
Cruella: Barbecue Turkey that we order.
Smee: Oh that.
(Gene Burrows steps up)
Gene: Hey Guys!
Jafar: What is it?
Gene: Did you hear about Kirby winning.
Villans: WHAT!!
Gene: Kirby defeating Jigglypuff with a liitle help from Ozzy.
Ursula: NO!
Gene: It's true.
Iago: Oh, that's a relief.
Pain: Yeah sure.
Panic: That's nice.
Hook:(mad) OOOOOHHHHH!!! Just til we our hands on Kirby!
Gene: O.K. see ya.
(Gene walks out & John Bonne walks in with their meals)
(John Bonne Chuckles)
John Bonne:(serving their meals) On the house!
Villans: Thank You.
(Cut to Toast with pizza)
Toast: Did anyone ordered pizza?
Muriel:(V.O.) We did.
Toast:(serving their pizza) here you go. and I told you they didn't put anchovies.
Eustace: Works for me.
Courage: Yes!
(cut to Jussonic)
JS: So you're saying that you had a girlfriend.
Justin: Yes.
JS: What's her name?
Justin: Brittney Spears.
JS: Oh her.
Justin: Yes.
JS: You know, You can hit her one more time, and you will drive her crazy until she did it again and she won't lucky and stronger than last time & she won't be a slave for you bub.
Justin:(depression) WHAT! NOT HER!
JS: Gotta hand it to you Justin, she dates with P. Diddy.
Justin: WHY I OUGHTA!
(Cut to the lobby)
Lydia: No, No, No, P. Diddy is the D.J.
Loud: I thought he was a rap star.
Lydia: I know but he's a good boy for life.
Loud: Eh-Tu Lyds.
(cut to the Simpsons)
Homer: Next time let's bring Krusty.
Marge: O.K.
Bart: Ay Carumba!
Lisa: You said it.
Bart: And Kirby won the fight.
Homer: D-OH!
Bart: What?
(Lisa stares Bart but confused)
Bart: What?
(cut to the Dexter's chatting with Bagges)
Dexter's Mom: How's the pizza?
Muriel: Just fine thank you.
Eustace: Yup, it's Delicious.
Dexter's Dad: We hope you liked it.
Eustace: Blah-Blah-Blah!
DeeDee:(to Dexter) What's with him?
Dexter: He's Speechless.
(cut to Loud with PPG'S)
Loud: Here's your Pepsi Twist.
Buttercup:(gasps) (gleefuly) Wow!
Blossom: Hey thanks.
Loud: Your welcome.
Bubbles: (sips Pepsi Twist) This is good, how about you Blossom & Buttercup.
Blossom: This is good right Buttercup.
Buttercup: Mmmm-hmmmm, say Blossom how about asking Loud to get Professor some Pepsi Twist.
Blossom: O.K. Buttercup.
(cut to Rugrats)
Chuckie: Say! this is a small table where they get these?
Lil: We don't know Chuckie.
Chuckie: (sighs) Never Mind.
(Cut to Froggo with L.L. Cool J)
L.L. Cool J: So your voice sounds like frog do you.
Froggo: That's right.
L.L. Cool J: Can't wait to see P. Diddy to be a D.J.
is that cool or what?
Froggo: It's Cool.
L.L. Cool J: Ahh P. Diddy where are thou?
(cut to Charity talking to girls of Tiny Toons)
Charity: So you were the Amazing 3 in these costumes.
Shirley: Like you're totaly right.
Charity: Really!
Fifi: Absolutely.
Charity: Oh. (to Babs) so you and your boyfriend dated together right.
Babs: Yes, his name is Buster.
Charity: Oh him.
Babs: Yes, Buster's my boyfriend and he's a star right Buster.
Buster: Right Babsy.
(Babs chuckling nervously)
Charity: I'm not happy.
Buster: Don't worry be happy now.
Charity: Thanks.
(cut to lobby)
Voice: Hello!
Loud: And who are you suppose to be?
Voice: I am P. Diddy and I'm from the Bronx Baby.
Loud: And you must be.
P. Diddy: The D.J.
(Loud giggling)
P. Diddy: Listen kid, I'm gonna be the D.J. here so guide me to the stage.
Loud: Sure, and it's to the stage.
P. Diddy:(cowboy talk) You got it partner.
(Cut to Mike)
Mike: And now, Ladies & Gentlemen, formerly known as Puff Daddy, Sean "Diddy" Combs.
(P. Diddy enters the stage)
P. Diddy: Do you really want it!
EverYone except Eustace: YEAH!
P. Diddy: Do you really want it!
Everyone except Eustace: YEAH!
P. Diddy: Then it's time for the Ultimate Dance Mix so here we go!
(He does but he hears the kids in the neighborhood playing Hop-Scotch, Street Ball, Kids playing with sprinklers, the cars parked in the garage where the kids going swimming in the back driveway)
P. Diddy: D*** there, goes the neighborhood.
Eustace: Must've been those lousy kids.
P. Diddy: Sorry about that.
Everyone: That's O.K.
P. Diddy: So let's BOOGIE!
Everyone: Yeah.
(Y.M.C.A playing)
Pinky:(singing) It's gonna be Y.M.C.A. Narf, It's gonna be Y.M.C.A. Narf.
Brain: YES!
(Then everyone watch Courage dancing)
Everyone:(clapping) Go Courage, Go Courage, Go Courage, Go Courage!
Courage: Yes!
(cut to Nick & Johnny)
Johnny Gomez: Would you look it at Nick, everyone watching Courage dancing.
Nick Diamond: Yeah, he is a one hot-dog.
Johnny Gomez: He sure is. Well that's it thanks for coming by at the Big Histeria Crossover Party 2. Until then.
Everybody: GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
(THE END)
Cast list
Pokejedservo: Himself
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington, Evil Loud Kiddington
DanteBunny: Himself
JusSonic: Himself
Robert: Himself
Norung: Himself
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
R6: Himself
Bourgeois Buffoon: Himself
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman, Pinky, Yakko Warner, Mr. Smartypants
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Charity's Cousin, Miss Information, Lois Foutley, Evil Charity
Frank Welker: Father Time, Fetch, Vincent Morre, Gossamer, Pule Houser, Good Vincent Morre, Gil Thorp, the director
Scott McNeil: Himself, Cobra Commander, Lord Raptor, Piccolo, Duo Maxwell, Rattrap, Dinobot, Silverbolt, Beast-Man, Mer-Man, Clawful, Dr. Wily, Protoman
Cree Summer: Aka Pella, Numbah 5/Abigail "Abby" Lincoln, Miranda Killgallen, Maxine Gibson, Delightful Child from Down the Lane #5
Tress MacNeille: Toast, Pepper Mills, Cho-Cho, World's Oldest Woman, Dot Warner, Myopia, Babs Bunny
Joe Alaskey: Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian, Daffy Duck, Plucky Duck
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo, Skippy Squirrel
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob, Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Elvis Presley, Dexter's Dad, Mr. Smee
James Wickline: Bill Straitman
Billy West: Chit Chatterson, Moo Shu, Bugs Bunny, Genghis Khan, Thomas Jefferson
Digi-Fan: Herself
Jimmy Kimmel: Elmer Higgins
Susie Essman: Helen Higgins
Tracy Morgan: Spoonie Luv
Jim Florentine: Special Ed, Bobby Fletcher
Touch-Tone Terrorists: YPS Employees
Adam Carolla: Dick Birchum
Richard Gautier: Serpentor
Benjamin Diskin: Numbah 1/Nigel Uno, Numbah 2/Hoagie P. Gilliam
Lauren Tom: Numbah 3/Kiki Saban
Dee Bradley Baker: Numbah 4/Wallabee Beatles, Hunter
Michael Bell: Xamox of the Crimson Guard
Corey Burton: Tamox of the Crimson Guard, Captain Hook
Arthur Burghardt: Destro
Brian Cummings: Dr. Mindbender
Matt K. Miller: Tenchi Misaski
Wendee Lee: Kiyone, Faye Valentine
Ellen Gerstah: Mihoshi
Sherry Lynn: Princess Sasami Jurai
Jennifer Darling: Princess Ayeka Jurai
Gene Hackman: Dr. Gene Burrows, Good Gene Burrows
Maurice LaMarche: The Brain, Unicron
Hank Azaria: Snake
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Chuckie Finster
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Ewan McGregor: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Samuel L. Jackson: Mace Windu
Frank Oz: Yoda
Natalie Portman: Senator Padme Amidala-Skywalker
Hayden Christensen: Anakin Skywalker
Kenny Baker: R2-D2
Anthony Daniels: C-3PO
James Earl Jones: Darth Vader
Trace Beaulieu: Dr. Clayton Forrester
Frank Coniff: TV's Frank
Morgan Lofting: Baroness
Wanda Sykes: Gladys Murphy
Stephen Colbert: Rob
Jim Cummings: Dr. William Shelton, Attila the Hun
Harry Shearer: David Hicks/The Evil Scientist
Christopher Lloyd: Judge Doom
Tommy Lee Jones: Louis B. Richardson/Slasho/Imperial
Vin Diesel: Jackhammer
Triple H: Roughhouse
Tom Kenny: Spongebob Squarepants
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Clancy Browns: Mr. Krabs
David Spade: Himself
Adam Sandler: Himself
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman
Isaac Hayes: Chef
Ahmed Best: Jar Jar Binks
Paul Rogg: Nostradamus, Freakazoid
Petrea Buchard: Ryoko
Maiko Okamoto: Kirby
Eric Stuart: Meta-Knight
Veronica Taylor: Fololo, Falala
Jim Henshaw: Tender-Heart Bear
Bob Dermer: Grumpy Bear
Billie Mae Richard: Bright-Heart Raccoon
Terry Sears: Champ Bear
Dan Hennessey: Brave Heart Lion
Terry Hawkes: Cheer Bear, Baby Hugs
Harvey Atkin: King Bowser Koopa, Giga Bowser
Eddie Murphy: Axel Foley
Jess Harnell: Wakko Warner, Walter Wolf
Rachael Lillis: Jigglypuff
Mills Lane: Himself
Fred Travalena: Julius Caesar
Rene Holliday: Roadblock/E4 Marvin F. Hinton
Hay Rayle: Deep Six/Malcolm R. Wiloughby
Michael Yama: Torpedo/W4 Edward M. Leialona of the Navy SEALS
Jack Angel: Wet Suit/E5 Brian M. Forrest of the Navy SEALS
Chuck McCann: Leatherneck/E7 Wendell A. Mitzger
Neil Ross: Shipwreck/E5 Hector X. Delogot
Libby Aubrey: Cover Girl/E4 Courtney A. Kreiger
Barry Manos: Nick Diamond
Maurice Schlafer: Johnny Gomez
Ian James Cortlett: General Hawk/07 Clayton A. Albernathy, Cheetor
BJ Ward: Scarlett/E5 Shana O'Hara
Mary McDonald-Lewis: Lady Jaye/E4 Allison R. Hart Burnett
Bill Fatner: Flint/W3 Dashiell R. Faireborn
Spencer Klein: Arnold
Francesca Smith: Helga
Olivia Hack: Rhonda
Anndi McAfee: Phoebe
Melissa Disney: Ginger Foutley
Aspen Miller: Dodie
Jackie Harris: Macie Lightfoot
Liz Georges: Courtney Gripling
Kath Soucie: Blake Gripling, Lil DeVille, Phil DeVille, Ameillia, Dexter's Mom, Fifi LaFume
Jeannie Elias: Carl Foutley
Sherri Stoner: Slappy Squirrel
Jack Burns: Sid the Squid
Geoffrey Rush: Evil Harry, Harry Norman
Pam Hyatt: Noble-Heart Horse
Melleny Brown: Baby Tugs
Tom Kane: Light Heart Bear, Professor Ultonium
Pauline Rennie: Treat-Heart Pig
Laurie Waller-Beneson: Bedtime Bear
Eva Almos: Swift Heart Rabbit
Maxine Miller: True Heart Bear
Mike Judge: Beavis
Mike Myers: Dr. Evil, Himself, Shrek
Seth Green: Scott Evil
Verne Troyer: Mini-Me
Seth MacFarlane: Seth Green
Rupert Murdoch: Himself
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
Amanda Bynes: Taffy
Dionne Quan: Kimi Finster
E.G Daily: Tommy Pickles, Buttercup
Tara Strong: Dil Pickles, Bubbles
Cheryl Chase: Angelica Pickles
Joe Leahy: Himself
Tracy Rowe: Steph
Edward Asner: Cosgrove
Craig Ferguson: Roddy MacStew
Gary Oldman: Professor Jones
Jennifer Jason Leigh: Bridget
Kamil Waler Smith: Gerald
David Kaye: Jedah
Ben Stein: FCC Agent 1
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Himself
Debbie Matenopoulos: Herself
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Himself
Sean Schemmel: Goku
Tim Curry: Himself, Joseph Stalin, Dr. PsychoHeart, Nigel Thornberry, Ben Ravencroft, Dragunus, Hexxus, Rex Pester, Linklaiter
Neil Kaplan: Optimus Prime (Transformers: Robots in Disguise)
Gary Chalk: Optimus Prime (Transfomers: Armanda), Optimus Primal
Peter Cullen: Optimus Prime (The Transformers), Ironhide
Gregg Berger: Grimlock
Joe Flaherty: Floyd Robertson/Count Floyd
Ed Hill: Himself
Ed Enoch: Himself
Bill Baize: Himself
Richard Sterban: Himself
Richard Petty: Himself
Brian Dobson: Skeletor
Kathleen Burr: Evil-Lym, Morrigan
Paul Dobson: Tri-Clops
David Lucas: Spike Spiegel
Melissa Charles: Ed
John Billingslea: Jet Black
Kanchi Kurita: Lupin III
Kiyoshi: Kobayashi: Jigen
Makio Inoque: Goemon
Eiko Masuyama: Fuyiko
Goro Naya: Zenigata
Victor Lucas: Himself
Tommy Tallarico: Himself
Tony Sampson: Eddy
Samuel Vincent: Edd
Matt Hill: Ed
Jim Carrey: Himself
David Warner: Joseph
K.T. Voght: Washu
Froggofan: Himself
DanielleB: Herself
Dr. BELCH: Himself
William Daniels: Himself
Richard Hotvitz: Invader Zim
Rosearik Rikki Simons: Gir
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry Stone
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
Janyse Jaud: BB Hood
Saffron Henderson: Lillith
Jonathan Freeman: Jafar
Pat Carroll: Ursula
James Woods: Hades
Gilbert Gottfried: Iago
Susan Blakeslee: Cruella De Vil
Bobcat Goldthwait: Pain
Matt Frewer: Panic
Drew Carey: Himself
Ryan Stiles: Himself
Colin Mochrie: Himself
Jodie Carlisle: Marianne Thornberry
Danielle Harris: Debbie Thornberry
Lacey Chabert: Eliza Thornberry
Flea: Donnie Thornberry
Nftnat: Himself
Robyn C. Miller: Sirrus
Rand Miller: Achenar
Arthur Henderson: Eustace
Thea White: Muriel
Marty Grabstein: Courage
Jack Osbourne: Himself
Kelly Osbourne: Herself
Ozzy Osbourne: Himself
Donny Osmond: Himself
Marie Osmond: Herself
Tim Chi Ly: Di Lung
Florence Henderson: Herself
LL Cool J: Himself
*N Sync: Themselves
Backstreet Boys: Themselves
Kathryn Cressida: Dee-Dee
Candi Milo: Dexter
Catherine Cavadini: Blossom
Charlie Adler: Buster Bunny
Gail Matthius: Shirley the Loon
Scott Innes: Hamton J. Pig
Jesse Vinet: Sheegwa
Holly Gauthier-Frankel: Sagwa
Oliver Grainger: Dongwa
Rick Jones: Fu-Fu
P.Diddy: Himself
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Finally, this story is over! I don't know who voiced Tiff, Tuff, Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, John Boone, and the other Delightful Children From KND, but at least it's worth it. I will make sure to e-mail this to DanielleB before I sent the whole thing to Fanfiction.net, m'kay?
Back at the club --- more to the point, backSTAGE at the club, Froggo and Aka are still going through their little taste of Hades (and no, I don’t mean the ancient Greek deity, and he’d better not try anything with this religious right-winger).
The torture is interrupted when a certain blue cat rockets through the hall. He’s too fast for them to notice a strip of white down its back. Seconds later a gorgeous purple skunk comes skipping along. Her fumes put the Vipers standing guard at a bit of a disadvantage, even before she clings to them while asking a question.
“Excusez moi, monsieur le snake men, but did vous see un delectable skunk-hunk running through here?”
By now the Vipers are rapidly losing consciousness. The only ones who can hear her are the young couple who are bound and gagged. Not that that’s stopping Aka from screaming as loud as she could, trying to make herself understood through the muffling surrounding her head.
Fifi tries to understand what Aka’s saying.
“He went that way, you say?”
“MMFFF! MMMM MMM MMMM MM MM-MMMM!!!”
“Very well, then. Merci beaucoup.”
And with an “I am almost finding vous, mon sizzling sensuous sausage du biscuit.” she went hopping on her merry way.
And the movies kept playing. With the Vipers still out and themselves now alone again (naturalment), Froggo and Aka started to despair.
But a moment later they again had company, an unusual looking mechanical contraption the same color as the skunk. And the same gender as it turns out, but don’t ask me how that’s possible.
Apparently she was looking for something, and apparently she was looking for them, because whe she saw them she called back behind her.
“Joel! I found them; they’re right here.”
(A/N: For those not in the know, Joel Robinson was the original host of Mystery Science Theater 3000. He created the robots, including Gypsy. Midway through the series run, he escaped the Satellite Of Love, at the expense of Mike Nelson. He made an appearance in one episode after that, where he gave Mike and the bots a pep talk about toughing out the unending barrage of bad movies they were forced to watch. At the end of the last episode of MST3K, it was revealed that after Mike and the bots escaped Gypsy started her own company which made a wealthy bot. Mike and the other bots had a chance to buy into the company but opted not to, choosing instead to spend their days watching bad movies on tv. Go figure. It is the position of this author that Gypsy approached her creator, Joel, who chose to invest in her company and reaped the benefit not only of financial security but of renewing his friendship with Gypsy.)
Her call is soon answered.
“You found them, Gypsy? Quick, take a look around. Is there a tv in the area?”
She looked around. “Yes, it’s running. There are a couple of guards here, they look like they’re with some kind of militia-- Joel! There’s a vcr attached to the tv, and it’s running!”
“Quick, shut it off!”
She does so, just before a young man in a jumpsuit we saw earlier comes running into the scene.
“All right, let’s see what they were watching..”
“NO! Joel, it’s The Castle Of Fu Manchu!”
“Dear God, not that. Forrester has gone too far this time.”
“You’re sure it’s him?”
“Gypsy, think about it. People imprisoned, held against their will, forced to watch bad movies, the very movie that nearly drove your fellow bots and me insane, I might add. This has all the markings of Dr. Clayton Forrester.”
He’s interrupted by the insistent muffled yells of Aka Pella.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Here, let’s get these things off of you.”
Which they quickly do. Once the gags are off, Aka’s first words are...
“Man, that’s nasty!”
“Joel, do you think they have a chance of recovering from this?”
“I don’t know, Gypsy; I just don’t know.”
But now Froggo, from a prone position, raises his hand.
“Pardon me, do either of you have a thesaurus and a can of bug spray?”
Joel searches his pockets. “Um, well, I have some bug spray here.”
“And here’s the thesaurus.” Gypsy seconds.
Froggo snatches the items. “Thanks.”
“Um, what’s that about?” Joel can’t help but ask.
“Don’t worry about it; we’ll be all right now.” Aka sort-of explains.
“Um, okkay...” Joel trails off as Aka and Froggo run back toward the door.
The man and bot watch.
“Joel?”
“Hmm?”
“Do you think we should take care of Dr. Forrester now?”
silence
“No, Gypsy, something tells me that they’ll handle it.”
“Oh.” pause “So what do we do now?”
“Well, we could go back and say hi to Mike and the other bots. Or we could go back to corporate headquarters; you know we have to keep an eye on those execs.”
“Yeah, what is it about greed in the business world?”
“I dunno, maybe it’s something in the bottled water.”
“Mm.”
“Have a Velamint?”
“Thanks.”
Not too far away, a now-recovered --- don’t ask me what Froggo did with the thesaurus and bug spray --- Froggo and Aka are heading back for the rear entrance, and believe you me Aka is hot.
“Ooh, wait ‘til I get my hands on that mad scientist! I am so gonna kick his hiney every which way but loose!”
“Here’s the door.”
Just then, the lights in the passage go out.
“Not another cliche.”
“Never mind, Froggy. Let’s just get out of here. I’ll get the door.”
Two seconds later, Froggo’s voice had risen two octaves and a few dozen decibel points. “HEY!!!”
“Froggy, what are you doin’, tryin’ to sound like Loud all of a sudden?”
“LET GO LET GO LET GO!!!”
Which she apparently does.
“You wanna tell me what just happened?”
“I should be asking that. Aka, I know how outrageous you can be with your flirting, but like I said before I’m not sure we’re ready for that!”
“You mean...? Froggy, honest, I was reachin’ for the doorknob.”
“Did that feel like a doorknob?”
“Well, maybe a little bit. Hmm, I guess you’re happy to see me.”
Now Froggo was nearing his limit. “First, I’m always happy to see you. Second, right now I can’t see anything. Third, I think R6 is having a bad effect on you.”
“Well, we’ll see if it’s what you’d call ‘bad’ or not. Speaking of R6, I wonder if the censor and the princess are still makin’ a wishbone outta him.”
“From what I heaerd, if things get too intense he and Lydia will go to Plan B.”
“And what’s Plan B?”
“Somehow get out of here and go on a double date with robert and Felicia. After the intensity of their first date, robert figures there’s safety in numbers. So he’s tagging his
Philadelphia tag-team partner to go along.”
“Mm-hmm, who just happens to be dating big sister’s best friend.”
“Just happens, yes. It’s called 'serendipity'."
“You would know, you little Noah Webster you.”
“Can we just get out of here?”
...and out over the ocean...
“Well, the fight’s over now.”
“What fight?”
“The one between Jigglypuff and Kirby, over at Club Histeria. The picture went all staticy towards the end, but I guess Kirby won.”
And Yamcha showed the small tv he was carrying to Krillin, who mentally kicked himself yet again for causing them to be so so late.
Vegeta also caught a glimpse, and wasn’t impressed. “So it was between a couple of miniature Buus?”
Just then the boys got a little too close, close enough for Vegeta to overhear them rehearsing the Fusion dance. “Fuuuu-”
“TRUNKS!”
“Uh-oh.”
“I have already told you not to attempt that Fusion method again, especially if it involves that stupid dance.”
“But Dad--”
“It’s demeaning; you look like you’re trying out for the Ginyu Force.”
“But Dad, Goten and I used to do this all the time!”
“If Kakarrot’s younger son wishes to look foolish, that is for Kakorrot to deal with. But you are my son, and the Saiyen Princeling will not do such a thing!”
Goten couldn’t help but overhear. As he and his friend hung back from the older men, Trunks’ head was in his hands with embarrassment.
“Tell me he didn’t just say that, again.”
“Tell me about it. And he thinks the Fusion Dance is embarrassing?”
Meanwhile, up front, Krillin is a bit curious.
“Um, Yamcha, since when do you carry a portable tv with you?”
“Since that time Ti’en put me in the hospital.”
Ti’en overheard that. “Are you still on that? How many times must I apologize before you will let that die?”
“No need to explain, Ti’en. Such are the fortunes of the tournament; I knew the risks when I signed up for it.”
“He should have, after dealing with Jackie Chun.” Krillin whispered to Chaozou.
Just then, a mechanical monstrosity passed them by at high speed. It then stopped in mid-air, swung around, and came back toward them.
Krillin was understandably concerned, to put it mildly. “What the-?!”
But he was cut off as the machine opened, revealing a blonde bombshell, and I mean that literally.
“Launch?”
“Launch?”
“Who is this?”
“She used to cook for us back on Master Roshi’s island, Vegeta.”
Yamcha continued the education of Vegeta in a whisper, where Launch couldn’t hear. “She’s a split personality. When she has purple hair she’s all sweetness and light, but when she’s a blonde, look out. That version of her is wanted in several countries, and she takes no prisoners!”
“You mean like she is now? What changes her?”
“She changes personality when she sneezes.”
But attention was still on Launch.
“Launch, where did you get this thing?”
“I found it in a yard somewhere. I had to get here in a hurry so I hot-wired it.”
“You don’t hot-wire a Gundam!”
Now she was in Krillin’s face. “I did! You got a problem with that?”
“Uh, uh, no.”
“This is stupid; I’m takin’ what’s mine. Where is that three-eyed hunk?”
“Me?” Ti’en inquires. Big mistake. Or not, depending on your p.o.v.
“YOU!” Launch lived up to her name and was on Ti’en in one bound. “This time I ain’t takin’ ‘no’ for an answer.” And with that she pulled him along with her, back into the Gundam. In nothing flat it was out of sight.
Krillin now found himself next to Chaozou again. Thinking the clown boy was missing his friend already, he tried to speak words of comfort.
“Don’t worry; I’m sure she’ll bring him back in one piece. Eventually. Um, I hope.”
Noticing the silence, he looked back at Chaozou, to find that he was staring a hole in him. Again.
“Now don’t start that again.”
Chaozou pointed at him.
“Chaozou?”
“Shorty.”
“I said not to start that again! Besides, you have no room to talk. Heh, at least you can’t call me ‘baldy’ anymore.”
And up in front...
“Vegeta, are we going to get going? You don’t want to miss the Chris Sabat club meeting, do you?”
“Are you sure there’s going to be a Chris Sabat club meeting?”
“Well, no, but there’s a Scott McNeil club meeting, so there might be. So unless you want Kuwabara to beat you there, again...”
“Bah! That conceited whining no-good... He only thinks he knows about spirit energy; just wait until I see those Ghost Files boys...”
And with that he took off.
Yamcha looked behind him, toward Krillin, who was looking right back at him. Each knew what the other was thinking, the very same thing. Simultaneously, they realized the possibilities in mentioning Bulma in conjunction with Vegeta’s Big Bang Attack. And wisely, both kept their mouths shut. They took off after Vegeta, followed by the rest of the Z warriors and friends and family.
Meanwhile, back at the club, Aka was again angry at Dr. Forrester. She’s consulting with certain like-minded individuals, who are now as outraged as she.
“He didn’t!”
“Now that is just too much, it’s, it’s stereotyping!”
“Race-baiting, even!”
“That is outrageous, even by my standards.” Miranda intoned, in agreement with the others at the Cree Sumner club.
“Girlfriend, that man’s askin’ for a world of hurt.”
“You got that right, Numbah Five. We have to do something about this.”
“Oh, we’re gonna do somethin’ about it, Max. I figured out just how we’re gonna get our revenge on ol’ mustach-puss. I had plenty of time to think while my senses were bein’ assaulted; it was the only thing that kept me from losin’ it. Now I had my man Froggo requisition some pipe cleaners and a hot glue gun; what we gonna do is...”
A typical cartoon huddle ensued. After about a minute, Miranda commented.
“Ooh, that’s awful! Hideous! Vicious! Ruthless! Gratuitous!”
“Does that mean you’re not in?”
“Are you kidding? This’ll be one for the books!!” she cackled.
Several tables away...
“Clay! How did you get back to the front and then back here?”
“Yeah, I saw you up at the desk with some of the troops; how did you do that?”
“You will have to try this plothole device that these Warner toons have; it’s quite a rush.”
“So is there any word on if Cobra’s going to make a move any time soon?”
“I thought they were going to participate in that villain takeover, and for a while there it looked like they were.”
“No explanation. But we’re on standby. The ‘kitchen staff’ is on full alert, and Sarge is bringing in the reserves.”
“Including my Wolverine, I hope.”
“Yes, Court. Including your Wolverine.”
But Cobra is having its own problems right now, although not from the Serpentor DNA club anymore. That little offensive came to nothing when Attila and Napoleon started to argue over whose made for tv movie was better, much to Caesar’s chagrin.
“I’m tellin’ ya, ya just can’t get good allies these days, ba-by.”
Wipe to the White House, where we see the current president.
“Tell me about it. Well, except for Britain, and Austrailia, and Spain, and Italy, and eastern Europe, and...”
back to the club, where Attila and Napoleon are still arguing.
“USA Network is best.”
“Non, it is A&E!”
“It’s USA. You see their movie on Helen Of Troy?”
“No he hasn’t, and we’re keeping it that way.”
“Josephine!”
At this point, Alexander decides to cut in.
“You guys just don’t have any idea. These days you don’t do a movie; the ticket is anime.”
Attila gives his opinion in the form of a disagreeable noise.
Napoleon doesn’t quite stoop that low, but he does voice his opinion. “I saw that show. You didn’t make it to India; how did you get to Japan?”
“Hey yo, I wouldn’t mind knowin’ that myself.” Kublai Khan puts in.
“Why him here? He not in Serpentor DNA club.” Attila mutters to Genghis Khan.
“Well, I’ll tell ya, pilgrim, I reckon he’s got at least as much right ta be here as does Josephine.”
“Hmm, good point.”
“Women. I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse.” (now which John Wayne movie did I get that from?)
“GENGHIS MC-KHAN-TOCK!”
“Uh-oh.”
Pan to an angry redheaded woman, based on the Maureen O’Hara character from McLintock. Let’s just say Genghis is in trouble with Mrs McKhan-tock, and draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene.
“HEY!”
Over at the front, Charity is complaining to Mark Twain.
“Why did you have to borrow my curtain to use in Tom Sawyer? Without asking me, yet. Now everyone thinks they can use it.”
While Mr. Twain tries to explain his way out the situation, we go back to the dictators...
...where Napoleon is still critiquing the Alexander anime series.
“And those clothes; what were zey thinking?”
“Oh, you’re just saying that because you’re French. You French think you know everything about clothes.”
wipe to the White House again, where we see the current president shaking his head, refusing to take advantage of too easy an opportunity to join in the France-bashing. Not in line with the new tone, don’t you know.
Back to the club.
“But zose uniforms, zey were atrocious. Zey looked like--”
“Don’t say it.”
“Like le thongs!”
“Oh, I have had it with that! Don’t you think I hear enough about that over on toonzone? They were not thongs! And even if they were it didn’t really matter; the plot was what was important.”
By now the other conquerors are singing the Thong Song, surrounding Alexander, taunting him.
“Stop it!”
“Thong, thong, thong thong-thong...”
“STOP IT!”
Elsewhere on the floor, Dot has just found something out about Numbah Four: his Australian accent. And you know what that means...
“HELLO, MEL JR!!”
And in no time she had him in a death grip. Fortunately for him a certain writer is in the area, or perhaps not so fortunate.
“Argh, choke please, get her off me.”
“Well, I dunno...”
“Oh, come on! You can’t just leave me here with her!”
“I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”
“Please, I’m begging you! I’ll do anything!”
“Anything?”
“ gasp anything! You get me out of this and I swear I’ll never hurt another piano again as long as I live!”
“Deal. Just so you’ve learned a lesson about destroying MY favorite musical instrument.”
“Never again, now get me out of this!”
“Okkay, you stay right there--”
“Where am I going to go?!?”
“...and I’ll go get Numbahs One, Two, and Three.”
That got Dot’s attention. “What about Numbah Five?”
“ *wheeze*, It’s on this page.”
Don’t ask me how, but Numbah Four managed to get out his copy of the script. Dot read the appropriate passage.
“Oh, the Cree Sumner club. I wonder you haven’t done a Trees MacNeille club.”
“If we did that, we’d need the entire club to hold all of you.”
She glared at me.
“All right, we’ll work on it. Although it would help if you could maybe process these requests from the Kath Soucie fanboys?”
With that, I pull out a remote and push a button. The ceiling over Dot opens and a huge crate marked USPS starts to descend. She’s understandably concerned.
“All right, you’ve made your point! Forget I asked.”
“Whatever you say.” And with that I push more buttons, raising the crate and moving the ceiling back into place. “Although I must admit it would be interesting to get you together with Babs and Charlotte and Colleen and Pookie and Callie and...
Several tables over, the revenge plot on Dr. Forrester is taking shape. Aka is on the phone with one of her collaborators.
“So everything’s done on your end, right? You put her on the bus?”
Split screen, showing the other end of the phone call: Mary Melody in Acme Acres.
“That’s right, cousin. It should get there in a few, although knowing her, anything’s possible.”
“All right, we’ll handle this end.”
“I just hope you know what you’re doing, Aka.”
“ pause So do I, cousin; so do I.”
And then they hang up. For a minute we stay with Mary’s end of the conversation as she turns toward the camera, smiles, and utters her trademark phrase:
“Another cameo, another paycheck.”
Meanwhile, Caesar’s best friend is trying to cheer him up.
“Somethin’ botherin’ you, Juley?”
“Marc! Don’t do that; you know how sensitive I am in the back.”
“Sorry. Um, about--”
“Yeah, somethin’s botherin’ me! Look around; we were set to really put it to Force Fang from Navarone for heistin’ our DNAs, then the boys get distracted by their own petty squabbles. It’s whose movie was better, whether that compares with anime, it’s too crazy cuckoo for me, baby.”
“Was there a made-for-tv movie about you?”
“You’re missin’ the point, Marc; and I would know about that.”
cut to Pule Houser, still on the drums
...and back to Roman Rat Pack
“Don’t worry about it, Juley. I’ve arranged things so Cleo will take care of things for us.”
“Cleo?”
Yes, Cleo, as in Cleopatra, as in World’s Oldest Woman. Oh come on, you were wondering where she’d gone off to, weren’t you? Well, that job as gossip columnist didn’t pan out, so she juped at this chance. When she found out that Serpentor was history’s greatest conquerors rolled into one, well...
“I love a man in uniform.”
“Really.”
“I hear you’re all of history’s greatest conquerors rolled into one.”
“Yeeeess?”
“So I just happen to have dated a lot of your predecessors, even married a few.”
“You, you don’t say.”
“Whadda ya say we go re-make a little history?”
“WHA-A-A-AT?”
“You know you want me.”
“NO!! You will leave me alone! This, I command!!!”
“I can see the Caesar in your eyes.”
“That, that’s just my salad.”
“I’ll show you my asp.”
Quick cut to Yakko.
“*MWAH!* GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!”
Meanwhile, the Cree Sumner club is about to spring their revenge plan.
“All right, now you’re sure he’s coming this way.”
“Numbah Five knows her job; he’ll be here.”
“Great. Now you’d better get outside and make sure our surprise gets here without running into Loud or Buster or Dexter or the mice or-”
“Hey, Numbah Five knows the list. I’m on my way.”
“Okkay. Now, is the outfit ready, Miranda?”
“With pleasure. I might just try this out on Foutley when I get back. If I can remember...” Miranda trailed off wistfully.
“Maxine? The weapon?”
“Check. Just waiting for the payload.”
“Here it is; ready to lock-n-load.”
“All right; now let’s get to our places. Oh, and the word is ‘THIS’.”
“Got it.”
“Mind if I join you?”
Taken by surprise, Aka turned around to find that one of the club members had returned.
“Mary? But, but how? You- you were, I thought-”
Mary grinned. “What, you think I’m gonna be satisfied with a cameo in this party? No way; I want a ringside seat for this.”
“But, but the bus isn’t even here yet, and you had to have left after it.”
Mary pointed toward her feet. Her rollerblades had been modified somewhat. “It’s not jet engines, but it’s the next best thing. A friend in Acme Acres obliged me; being on staff at the Loo has its privileges, you know.”
Concerned crossed Aka’s face. “It wasn’t Calamity?”
“No, no Acme parts at all. Actually, her name’s Miranda too. Only this one is a mink, and a genius; outfitted her skateboard like this, as well as the wheelchair she used to need.”
“I think I wanna meet her.”
“It could happen.”
“Excuse me.” Miranda interjected. “While you two are shooting the breeze, our quarry approaches.”
“Right.” Aka snapped to attention. “Mary, you’re with me. Miranda, take the other side. Max--”
“Max is already in position; I suggest we do likewise.”
Which they do.
Seconds later, Susie Carmichael comes crying through the place, leading our favorite insane scientist toward the proverbial X.
“What did you tell her to do to get his attention?” Mary whispered to Aka.
“I just told her to act like Angelica.”
Mary chuckled. “Yeah, that would do it.”
“And here he comes.”
So he did; Dr. Forrester was chasing Susie.
“Come back here, you little brat, I’ll-”
“You’ll do what?” Aka shouted, as she stepped into the bad doctor’s path; Susie took Aka’s place next to Mary.
“YOU! How did you get loose?”
“Never mind that. Just tell me this: did you say this?”
Aka held out a microcassette recorder and pushed PLAY. From the recorder came:
“...‘Well, so long, ‘homies’, this has been ‘fly’, but I’ll catch you on the ‘flip side’...”
Aka stopped the player.
Dr. F. was puzzled, then he put that aside. “Yes, I said that. What of it?”
“THIS!”
On that signal, Aka dived out of the way and Maxine fired her weapon. But this weapon didn’t fire a bullet or laser, rather it fired something that completely covered Dr. F.
“A straitjacket? Like I haven’t dealt with these before.”
“Probably. But not a blue one with rabbit ears on it, I’ll bet.”
“Well, all right, so it’s blue and has rabbit ears; what does that have to do with-”
But the doctor was cut off as all our senses were assaulted by the cavity-inducing squeal with which we’re all too familiar.
“EEEWWWOOO!!! Lookit the giant blue bunnyhead-head!!”
It was no time until the voice was joined by its person; Elmyra Duff now had the doctor in a deathlock.
Amid the laughter all around - other than some unease from the various toons Elmyra had encountered before - Aka took advantage of the situation. “That’s right, Elmyra. And he’s all yours.”
“He iiiiiiiis?”
“Yes, he is.”
“Oh, goody! I’m gonna take him home and feed him mudpies and hug him and love him and squeeze him and...” and the rest of her plans were mercifully unheard as she went skipping away, swinging her new bonk bunny from bonk side to bonk side.
“Um, excuse me.”
Heads turned to see that TV’s Frank, who had been following his old boss, was still there. “Um, am I going to get punished too?”
“Frank, everyone knows you’re just a gullible sidekick.”
“I am not!”
Over to the side was the Foutley table.
“Carl, did you hear that?”
“Yes I did, Hoods, and I smell a lawsuit.”
Back at the scene, Frank is being led away. The Cree Sumner club is triumphant.
“We did it, girlfriends.” a just returning Numbah Five opines.
“CREE SUMNER ROCKS!” They chorus, slapping high-fives with each other.
“Excuse me.”
Heads turned again, to find someone with whom no one was familiar, except for Miss Gibson.
“Batman? The one from my time?”
“Nice to see you’re well, Miss Gibson.”
“Likewise, but what are you doing here? Or more to the point, now?”
“Well, you are acquainted with my enemy and associate Stalker?”
The Cowled Crusader indicates the rather imposing presence next to him.
Over at the Joes’ table...
“Did he say that was Stalker?”
“Yeah, but I think it’s a safe bet that he’s not our Stalker.”
Max’s eyes went big as she noticed Stalker. “Yes.”
“It seems that the people involved with that plague we were stomping out were associated with an organization: Cobra.”
“You mean that cult that tried to make me their snake queen?”
“We don’t know. But we’re trying to-”
“McGuinness.” buzzzed a voice in Batman’s ear.
“Just a minute.” Batman said to the others before turning invisible and flying to a more private place. “What is it?”
“I don’t know what you said last time you saw your mother, but something caused her to come here.”
“She’s in the cave?”
“No, in the mansion.”
“Well, you can handle her, right?”
“Archcriminals I know how to handle; mothers are something else.”
“Yeah, aren’t they though?”
“Terry.”
“First, you might want to be careful about using Batman’s real name while he’s in public, even if I am the only one who can hear it. Second, I’ll be right there.”
“Good. Go to the Justice League satellite to arrange time travel. According to my old calendars I’m not there today so it should be safe. You have that old neuralyzer with you, so it shouldn’t be any problem getting them to forget they ever saw you right after they send you back.”
“Got it. Oh, and be careful how you turn on the charm; that is my mother up there.” Batman then flew back down to the scene. “I’ve just been called back. Stalker, you can handle this without me?”
Stalker looked down at him and nodded. “I just need to find Cobra. And I will see you again.”
If one had been able to peek under the mask, noe might have noticed sweat.
“Yeah.” And Bats was off.
Meanwhile, Goku & Piccolo have finally arrived. When Charity found out that yet another Scott McNeil-voiced character was in the house, she gifted Piccolo with a special smile, at which Loud fumed, a little. They received directions to the Scott McNeil club meeting, to which Goku was now accompanying Piccolo, at least as far as allowed.
“Have you given further thought to what you’re going to be doing while I’m at the meeting, Goku?”
“Not really... wait.” Goku stops as hears of the DB reference over the speakers. “Hey! They’re talking about some old Martial Arts Tournament strategy!”
“I hadn’t noticed.”
“Yeah. And they don’t know how right they are, about the dangers of an aerial attack. Every time I tried it I was wide open & vulnerable to everything! T’ien, Jackie Chun, my own grandfather, you...”
“I do remember our fights, Goku. Pity that the American audience won’t get to see them for a while yet.”
“Yeah, that’s a shame all right.”
“Maybe they would appreciate some expert commentary from one such as you.”
“Yeah, maybe they would.”
“Pardon me, Son Goku?”
“Yeah?”
Goku turns to see who has addressed him. It’s me, Nftnat, with a little something for him.
“I have a message here for you.”
“For me? I wonder who it could be?”
He soon finds out, and so will you if you’ll keep reading, because here’s the message:
Son Gokou,
We understand you would be interested in va clubs based on one or more of us. So would we. Until such associations are formed, we have taken it upon ourselves to form a Son Gokou super-club, a club of clubs centered around you, available to any of the
characters voiced by any and / or all of us. We would very much appreciate it if you would consent to grace us with your presence as our guest of honor. Please respond as soon as you can.
Sincerely,
Ian James Corlett
Peter Kelamis
Kirby Morrow
Masako Nozawa
Sean Schemmel
“ALL RIGHT!!!” Goku is jubilant at this unexpected development, and is about to bounce all over the place, or fly, or whatever.
“Goku, what is it?”
“See for yourself, Piccolo!” Goku thrusts the message into Piccolo’s hands.
Piccolo reads it, then looks back at Goku. "Well, this is good news. I'm happy for you." And he is happy, complete with a rare smile. “What?”
“I just realized, Corlett has some Beast Wars characters in common with McNeil.”
“Oh? I hadn’t noticed.”
Just then, a certain unique character interrupts. “Excusing me weird big boys, but can you be directing Rolf to the club sandwich on pita bread with the kelamis filling?”
“Huh?”
“I think he’s asking for directions to the Peter Kelamis club, Goku.”
“Was that not what Rolf has been saying?”
“Oh. Well, why didn’t you say so? The Kelamis club is part of the Goku super-club, and I’m Goku. I was heading that way myself... um, why are you carrying a pig & a goat?”
“Not to mention your belt of sausages.”
“Do not mock the traditions of Rolf’s country!”
“All right! Like I said, I’m going there myself. Why don’t you come with?”
“This meets with Rolf’s approval.”
And so Goku & Rolf go in one direction, Piccolo in another. As he walks, Piccolo wonders.
“What can be keeping Vegeta and the others?”
“Just tell me whose idea it was to pick up T’ien & Chaozou.”
“How was I to know they’d be so hard to find?”
“They ARE recluses, Krillin!”
“Vegeta, lay off of Krillin. Besides, it could have been worse; we could have gone up to Korin’s Tower to pick up Yajirobe.”
“Heh, better not mention him around Bulma.”
“That’s worse? At least we would know where that opportunist is, right where he can get the pick of every crop of Zensu beans. And as for you, Yamcha...”
“What? Just because Bulma chose you...”
Krillin’s heard this argument before; he drops back from the front line to check on the next generation of super saiyens, but even more because he misses his better half.
“Are the kids behaving themselves, 18?”
“About as well as usual.”
“That bad, huh?”
“If Gohan weren’t preoccupied with Videl...”
“Yeah, where are the Great Saiyamen?”
To answer, 18 points upward, above the next flight of clouds. Krillin follows, and follows.
“Uh-oh, I hope Chi Chi doesn’t find out.”
And a bit farther back...
“Tell me again why my future self hates 18, Goten?”
“I thought you could tell me, Trunks.”
“How would I know?”
“He is you!”
“Will be me; I’m not him yet. And anyway, maybe things have changed so much here that I won’t BE him!”
And over in a flight pod, courtesy of Capsule Corporation...
“That Gohan had better behave himself; he & Videl aren’t married yet!”
“Of course he will, Chi Chi. He’s Goku’s son, which means he’s pure.”
“Excuse me, ladies.” Master Roshi is squezzed in between Bulma & Chi Chi; how the principles were talked into that is quite a story in itself. But from either side of the Turtle Hermit now comes,
“PERVERT! *WHAP!* ” In stereo.
And in the back of the pod...
“I don’t know why you & I are even riding in this thing, Pu’ar. As shapeshifters, we could fly ourselves. And I’m wondering if riding is worth putting up with those two.”
“Oh, stop it, Oolong; it’s not so bad.”
“All I know is, if I get any more nonrecyclable garbage, I’m getting out and changing into a, a, an albatross or something.”
“But then who’d watch Marron? You really don’t want to get 18 mad. Maybe Goku or Bulma told her what happens to you when you hear the word pi-”
“All right, you’ve made your point!”
The late, late, late, late, late ending, of the fight.
April 30 2003, 5:17 PM
(A/N) Sorry it’s taken me so long to get back to this, people. Y’all wouldn’t believe how occupied I've been lately (I know I don’t). Enough delay, though; let’s get back to the action.
While the Autobots, Maximals and whatever are deploying to wherever; one group of mechanized good guys hang around for a while.
“Me, Sludge, no understand. Why beast bots go to fight bad bug bots, and Optimus and others no help?”
“We can help. Yes! We, Dinobots, help look for bad bug bots.”
“But Optimus no help. We can’t--” Slag was cut off right then.
“Who say we can’t? Me, Grimlock, leader of Dinobots; and if me, Grimlock, decide Dinobots help, we help. We no need Optimus.”
So saying, the leader of the Dinobots stomped off after the Maximals. The other Dinobots did the same (except for Swoop, who flew). G1 Optimus Prime noticed this but shrugged it off; he was used to the independent nature of the Dinobots. Besides, with the
Scott McNeil club meeting, the Maximals could use the extra help.
Meanwhile, over at the announcers’ table (or should I say UNDER the table)...
“I think it’s safe now, Nick.”
“Are you sure?”
Whispering is heard.
“Johnny, what’s going on?”
“What? Oh, sorry Nick. Debbie was just telling me--”
“Johnny, this is neither the time nor the place for that!”
“Not that, Nick! She was telling me the Robo-Spider has been fixed and there should be no more problems. The good Gene Burrows from the other universe has gone over it thoroughly and certified it as safe, except for the competitors.”
“That’s right, Johnny.”
Heads jerk up above the desk where Johnny & Nick had been hiding. Sure enough, the alternate Dr. Gene Burrows is standing next to the desk (and being not a little amused at their plight and their conduct).
“As I was saying, and as Debbie was telling you, I’ve given the Robo-Spider a complete examination. Anything coming from it will only be effective in that alternate universe in which Kirby & Jigglypuff are fighting.”
Nick’s still not convinced, however. “That was the idea before, Dr. Burrows.”
“That wasn’t the Robo-Spider, Nick. That was an imitation the Predacons came up with in order to create havoc here.”
“I’d say it worked.”
“But it didn’t come to anything, did it, Johnny?”
“Well, no.”
“So, we can rest easy. The Maximals are on lookout just in case anything else happens. And I think Mr. Lane is signalling you?”
Johnny looks toward the representation of the White House roof. “Yes, he is.”
“Would you like to sit in, Dr. Burrows?”
“I’m tempted, Nick, but I need to get back to my party.”
“It’s been nice chatting with you, Doctor.”
“Likewise, Johnny. See you on the tv in my universe.”
“Oh, there’s a Celebrity Deathmatch in your universe?”
“Yes, there is. It’s getting good ratings on CBS. In prime time, yet.”
“What’s it doing there?” Nick interrupts.
“I’d tell you, but you two have a match to call. Pardon me.”
And with that, the good Dr. Burrows leaves the set. But he leaves a little something behind. As Nick notices.
“Hey, Johnny, look at this.”
“Later, Nick. Like he said, we have a match to call.”
“Okkay, I’ll look through it during the breaks. All the same, it looks very interesting.”
“I’m sure.”
As we return to the match, Nick is still musing over the title. “Hmm, ‘History of the American Entertainment Industry’.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the match is finally, finally, FINALLY getting back under way.”
“There’s been a bit of unexpected excitement due to that double Robo-Spider, and Predacons, if you’re listening, you can expect to hear from Dr. Gene Burrows’ attorneys, if he has any.”
“Other than that bit of excitement, though, there’s been no letup in the action.”
“To bring you up to speed, folks, Kirby had the Hammer out, and he really needed it, because Jigglypuff had just launched the Red Shell at him, and that is the Super Smash Brothers equivalent of guided missiles.”
“Kirby did manage to smash the Red Shell, but the recoil knocked him a pretty good way up into the air, where he still is right now.”
“There he is, Johnny. He’s coming down, slowly.”
“He must have snagged something before meeting the Red Shell.”
“And there it is, Johnny. Look! It’s the Parasol!”
“Like you said, Nick, Kirby is coming down slowly.”
“And here Jigglypuff has the advantage, Johnny. Anyone who’s up on their DragonBall knows that while an aerial attack can be devastating if it succeeds, if it doesn’t the attacker is basically finished. The intended target has ample time to ready
countermeasures.”
Back at the fight...
“Where did Kirby go now?”
“I don’t know, Johnny. I guess he must have gotten hold of a cloaking device, too.”
“There he is; he’s landed on a Chansey Egg. Jigglypuff had better watch out now.”
“Where is she? Now Jigglypuff has disappeared. Wait, I see her now; she’s emerging from her PokeBall again.”
“And she’s heading for the Maxim Tomato. But Kirby’s getting some food himself.”
“Seems both of them are loading up. Keep in mind that Kirby still has that cloaking device, so if he disappears, look out, Jigglypuff.”
“They’re still at it. Now Jigglypuff is having a Chansey Egg, while Kirby has a capsule.”
“And now it seems Kirby is looking for something.”
“There it is, Nick. It’s the Flipper.”
“It seems Kirby intends to use the Flipper to his advantage, Johnny.”
“Can he do that?”
“I hadn’t seen it in SSBM before--”
“SSBM?”
“Short for Super Smash Brothers Melee, Johnny. I got tired of saying the whole thing every time.”
“I see. And you were saying?”
“I was saying that I hadn’t seen it in SSBM, but in cyberspace, anything is possible.”
“And there he goes; Kirby has used the Flipper to launch himself.”
“Jigglypuff counters with the Bob-Omb, and--”
*ZAP!* *ZAP!*
“And there goes the Robo-Spider.”
“It’s not running amok again, is it, Johnny?”
“Not this time, Nick.”
“Good. Gives me time to look through this book some more.”
“Are you still doing that, Nick? Put that away!”
“But Johnny, this stuff is fascinating, what’s been going on in their world. For instance, Time-Warner DID merge with Paramount back in the ‘80’s.”
“So there’s an AOL-Viacom juggernaut?”
“No, Viacom never left CBS.”
“Never left?”
“On our world the government forced the two to separate over 30 years ago; on their world, that never happened.”
“Really?”
“Oh yeah, and guess what? The movie studios still have their own theater chains, too.”
While the announce team is taking up valuable fight time with their fascination with alternate realities, A couple of mice are coming to a realization.
Well, one of them is.
“Pinky, I think I have it.”
“Oh dear! I’ll go get the ointment.”
*WHAP!*
“Focus, Pinky, focus!”
“Um, you want to go see James Dobson?”
Again Brain is gritting his teeth, but this time he doesn’t whap Pinky with the pencil; rather, he readdresses himself to getting his idea through his friend’s head. A fruitless endeavor, but he can’t help himself; don’t tell him that, though.
“Pinky, I have determined the key qualities necessary to conquer the world. They are: leadership, technical know-how, combat skill, stealth, and attractiveness. We already possess the means to every one of these qualities. And do you know which of the current denizens of Club Histeria also possess these qualities, to the extent where, combined with ours--”
“You mean like in Armada? Ooh, transform and combine!”
That actually gave Brain pause. “Hmm. Perhaps that could be considered. But as I was saying, if we were to add their abilities to our own, world domination would be guaranteed. Pinky, do you know who fits that description?”
“Ummm, Justin Wilson?”
Which brings on that facial tic of Brain’s yet again.
“No, Pinky, the Kids Next Door!”
“But Brain, I thought you said it was someone here.”
“That’s their title, Pinky.”
“Oh, oh, is that anything like Y.A. Tittle? Oh, he was such a quarterback. Meadowlark Lemon told me about him while we were on the set of Brain’s Song, *sniff*, oh, what a sad, sad movie that was, troz!”
“No, no, no! Pinky, I will list the members of the KND and their strengths. There’s Abby Lincoln. Strength: stealth. No problem; we’re mice, and that’s part & parcel of what we are.”
“Ooh, a parcel, please, let me sign for it this time, Brain!”
“Next time, Pinky.”
“Goody!”
“Now, Nigel Uno. Strength: leadership. Of course I have leadership; that is not even open for discussion. Why, just consider all of the times that I have managed to lead significant portions of the world population, the world leaders, the world population in
toto!”
“Narf! But Brain, we’re not in Kansas anymore!”
“ sigh Next we have Hoagie P. Gilliam. Strength: aeronautical engineering.”
“Narf, do we have that, Brain?”
“Pinky, you do remember the DaVinci screw.”
“Zort! Oh, yes, yes of course, Brain.”
“Good.”
“I put it in the jar with the other screws.”
*WHAP!*
“Bwa-ha-ha!”
“Then there is Kiki Sanban. Strength: cuteness.”
“But Brain, you’re not cute, um, are you?”
“Pinky, need I remind you of the Baby Brain incident?”
“Um, oh, yes, Brain. You were so adorable with those blue eyes, and those dimples, poit! And I was your mother, oh, so proud of my darling daughter, so attractive, being such a success in films, and at such a young age, too. Oh, everyone loved you, Brain. You were always so good with people; you should consider being an ambassador when you grow up.”
“Yes, perhaps I will. Finally, we have Wallaby Beatles--”
“Ooh ooh! Was he the walrus?”
“No, the wallaby.”
“Goo goo go joob! Bwa-ha-ha!”
“Yyyeeesss, Always!”
“One of those songs from the Feebles, those fresh-faced Liverpudlian moptops who took the music world by storm, hahaha! I am the cheese log, boo boo ba doop!”
“Pinky! ... As I was saying, Mr. Beatles’ strength is combat; this could be our weakness. While we do have the suit for those times we must pass as a human, it does, well...”
“It’s a little clunky, isn’t it, Brain?”
“Yyyeeesss!!! Which, as strange as it sounds to me, is where your ‘transform and combine’ idea might have some merit.”
“Narf! You mean we all turn into cool vehicles, Brain? And go looking for miniature robots who can greatly increase our powers, and--”
While the mice are mentally meandering --- which is what Pinky usually does --- the subjects of their conversation are backstage, as has already been mentioned. Numbers 3 & 4 are occupied and are being watched by the others, who are just in front of the
Warners. Yakko is getting an eyeful.
“Whoa, cute couple!”
“‘Cute couple’? Where? Where are they?!?” an angry Dot, intent on ridding all competition for her title of ‘the cute one’. “We’ll see who’s cute around here, I’M the only one who’s--” she cuts herself off as she sees what Numbers 3 & 4 are doing.
“M-maybe I should wait a little while, talk to them about this later.”
Meanwhile, two announcers’ noses are still in a book.
“So it’s been Time Warner Paramount vs. CBS Viacom?”
“Which explains how we got to be network prime time.”
“What about cable?”
“Not a factor. Extra channels are still VHF-UHF stations on that world. You can get more, though, with a satellite dish.”
“What about the other companies? Disney, Universal, Fox, NBC, ABC...?”
“Disney’s running their shows on Fox. Universal too. And Ted Turner is peddling his cartoon backlogs from MGM-UA on the other networks, except the TWP network and CBS. And NBC & ABC are concentrating on news & sports. Back in the ‘80’s, Arledge gave Cosell the news anchor job, NBC countered with Bryant Gumbel, and look! Cosell’s successor was Bill Cosby!”
“What?!?”
“Cosell had recommended him back when Meredith left. And with Cosby working for ABC...”
“No Must See TV?”
“Exactly, Johnny. Remember back in the mid ‘80’s, NBC was experimenting with prime time pro wrestling? Well, here, with limited options, they devoted significant time, money & other resources to promoting the broadcasts. And it worked; in fact it worked too well. G.E. sold the network to Vince McMahon and their RCA music interests to ABC --- remember when they had their own record label, which MCA bought? And Turner’s hawking his wrestling programs in the same places as his cartoons and other
shows. Meanwhile, CBS countered wrestling with wrestling with a twist; enter us.”
“What about the internet?”
“That’s where the cable channels are there. Look, each company has their own set of channels, which means they had to work together for any of them to see a profit. AOL, CompuServe, Prodigy, MicroSoft, Netscape--”
“Pardon me, gentlemen.”
Heads turn upward, into the eyes of the good Dr. Gene Burrows.
“Yes?”
“May I have my book back? It’s keeping you two from calling the fight.”
“Oh, um,”
“ *sigh*, give it to him, Nick.”
“Oh, all right. But Dr. Burrows, is this book true? There wasn’t anything in WBA in between Tiny Toons & Histeria?”
“That’s true, Nick. Tiny Toons is now in its 13th season. Histeria started because TWP figured they had to do something innovative to compete with Captain Kangaroo over on CBS.”
“Is he still around?”
“Not the original, Johnny, but yes. CBS never put on a morning news show; they never had to. And without Spielberg’s influence at Warner--”
“Spielberg didn’t put on TTA? Why?”
“He’s still at Disney with Katzenberg.”
“They managed to stand Eisner that long?”
“Eisner committed suicide, and his protegee Kellner is not a factor.”
“And Bakshi’s in charge at Warner?”
“Right. With Jones & Freleng and the rest doing plenty of consulting work, even directing their own shorts again, as long as they lived. Kricfalusi was with him at first, but he jumped ship for Screen Gems / Terrytoons at CBS, then to try to revive
Fox-Universal’s cartoon department. He’s still there.”
“And Klasky-Csupo?”
“They’re using their characters to keep the Paramount units going. It’s gone from Fleischer to Famous to K-C. Cartoons are still being shown before features, gentlemen. In theaters. And the old stuff is still in syndication. They never stopped, and cartoons haven’t been stigmatized as just for kids, unlike in this world. But gentlemen, you really need to get back to calling the fight.”
“He’s right, Nick. We’d better get back to it. Dr. Burrows, again it’s been a pleasure.”
“Likewise, Johnny. Nick.”
“Doctor. A class act, that one, Johnny.”
“No argument there.”
“Well, like the man said we still have a whole lot of fight to call.”
“That’s right, Nick. As we went into our break, so to speak, Kirby had Flipper-launched himself into the path of Jigglypuff’s Bob-Omb.”
“But Jigglypuff’s attack didn’t work as Kirby put a Chansey Egg in between him & the Bob-Omb.”
“Right, and now Jigglypuff’s launching a Green Shell.”
“Kirby counters with the Lip’s Stick, and the two cancel each other out.”
“And now Jigglypuff launches another Bob-Omb.”
“It’s a distraction, Johnny. While Kirby uses a Fan on the Bob-Omb, Jigglypuff is doing the Rollout behind his back.”
“Good call, Nick.”
“Thanks, Johnny. And now Jigglypuff is reaching for something.”
“What is that thing, some sort of a stick?”
“I’m not sure-- oh no! Jigglypuff has the microphone! SHE’S GOING TO SING!!!”
And so she did. There was nothing anyone could do as the song of the Jigglypuff had its usual somniferous effect; and to a toon or whatever, the room went semi-comatose.
*BOOM!*
Well, so much for the nap.
“Whu-? What was that?”
“Whatever it was, at least it woke us up. Ummm, my best guess would be that Jigglypuff accidentally touched a container which exploded. As you can see, she’s unconscious right now, and at Kirby’s mercy.”
“If you can call it that, Johnny. Kirby has the blade out; he’s going into the Final Cutter, and to make it worse he’s turned to Stone. A Stone Cutter, if you will.”
“I’d rather not, Nick. Well, this looks like it could be the match, folks.”
“Oh, there’s no doubt, Johnny. Jigglypuff’s coming around, but she won’t revive until it’s too late--”
But before Kirby can perform the coup de grace, there’s a bit of a distraction. Namely, a crash through an inner wall. A young Jedi knight and a certain Sith lord, who had been fighting backstage, had now accidentally brought their fight to the fore.
Seconds later, they realize their current circumstances. Embarrassed --- although in the Sith lord’s case it’s hard to tell --- they break it up. The Sith lord departs the premises posthaste.
The young Jedi is still not quite sure what to do, but by now he’s surrounded by his friends, and more closely by a certain former Queen.
“Anakin, where were you?”
“Um, well...”
But now Yoda takes charge of the situation. “Unimportant this is. For now, to know that blown is our cover, very important, yes yes.”
“He’s right.” Obi-Won admits. “And I’m not sure about the logistics of the Force clouding all of these minds simultaneously.”
“Does anyone have any ideas, then?”
“Mr. Windu, if I may?” One of those black-suited men approaches the Jedi Knights.
Mace turns to the newcomer. “And you are?”
“Jedi Knights, Division 6.” He held out his ID. Sure enough, he even had a card purporting him to be a Jedi Knight, identification letter K. “We’ll take it from here.”
Another man in a black suit had accompanied him. As his associate took out a pen-like device, he whispered to the knights and their female friend, “You people might want to close your eyes.” Which they did.
*FLASH!*
“Mr. Windu, you or one of your associates might want to try that mind-clouding technique now.”
“What? Oh, all right. Ahem.” Windu now addresses everyone else, save the men in black and the Jedi Knights & Padme, raising one arm for effect. “You didn’t see anything out of the ordinary here tonight.”
“I didn’t see anything out of the ordinary here tonight.” Echoed back from all sides.
“Ladies and gentletoons,” ‘K’ picked up, “thank you for your time and attention. Enjoy the rest of the fight, and the rest of the night.”
Their work done, the men in black are ready to leave. They are joined, however, by the Jedi Knights & co.
“Very good work you do.”
“Thank you, Master Yoda.”
“Excuse me? ‘Master’?”
“It’s a term of respect, Junior. He has well over 800 years on me.”
“Whatever. Mind a little 411 on why they didn’t have to be neuralyzed?”
“They are aliens, Sport.”
“Next you’ll be telling me they had something to do with MIB-brokered technology.”
silence
“You’re kidding.”
“I never kid. In fact some of this technology did come from long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...”
And the Jedi Knights and the men in black leave together.
Meanwhile, over at a table full of cats, Sylvester & his wife Sylvia are catching up with a couple of old friends: Furrball and Rita.
(A/N: It is this author’s contention that after their respective shows ended, the above-mentioned cats went to Washington state where they currently reside, Furrball in Pasco, Rita --- perhaps with Runt --- in Hillwood, in a certain boarding house, where a boy with a football-shaped head lives.)
“We were kind of expecting you to visit one or the other of us, Professor, now that your show has ended production.” came from Furrball (Bet you forgot he actually did speak in a couple of the early episodes).
“Yeah yeah, visit. You’re good dogs. They’re definitely, definitely good dogs for cats, Rita.”
As usual, Rita ignores the cluelessness of her best friend. “No kidding, Sly. I’ve seen your show; I was thinking you were going to need plenty of time off to recover from all those beatings from Hec-”
“I’ll thank you not to mention that bulldog’th name in my prethenthe, Rita.” Sylvester slobbered. “But the fact ith that Baby Looney Toonth hath rejuvenated me, gotten me ready for future projectth. Did you hear we’re going to be shooting thome new cartoonth thtarting thith year?”
“Yeah, I’m happy for ya.”
It was a sore subject; the younger toons had found no employment after their shows had ended their runs, unlike the Looney Toons. Sylvia soothed the situation.
“We’re sorry, dear,” she offered, putting a paw on the shoulder of the younger cat. “We still believe in you, though. In all of you. It’s just a matter of time until you’re working again; you have too much talent not to.”
Rita offered up a grateful smile. “Thanks, Syl. It probably won’t happen, but I appreciate the thought.”
During the course of the evening, some milk had been spilled down Furrball’s back, unbeknownst to him. As a result, he is about to find himself in an uncomfortably familiar situation.
“Ooh-la-la! Une jeune skunk hunk! Hold me!”
Frightened, Furrball takes off as fast as he can pelt, a certain highly desireable French skunkette in pursuit.
Sylvia tries to restore order. “Fifi, wait! It’s just Furrball with some milk on his back! Fifi!!”
Now it’s Sylvester’s turn to lend a paw, as it were, this one to his wife. “It’th no uthe, Thylvia. The thkunk thees the white thtripe and doethn’t thee anything elthe. Not even gender; I should know, after that experienthe with Pepe in Dog Pounded. Right,
Pepe?”
Sylvester then turns toward the skunks’ table, only to find Pepe Le Pew --- his cousin by virtue of marriage to Penelope --- cheering on his student. “Bon chance, mon prize pupil! Vive l’amour! Love must prevail!”
Sylvester turned a deadpan face back to the other cats (and one dog). His only comment: “Thaketh!”
Over at the Joes’ table, one of the ladies is not in the best mood.
“Something the matter, Court?”
“I should be back with my Wolverine right now.”
“I know you miss it, but you do understand why you had to be here.”
“Yeah.”
“Don’t worry. Sarge and the others are looking after your Wolverine; they’re looking after everything, over in the desert. And if there’s a need, they’ll be here.”
Meanwhile...
“What in the name of Stonewall Jackson...?”
“I could ask that question too, Cross-Country. Now turn that music off.”
“Aw, Sarge, this is fightin’ music; whenever I play it, someone wants to punch me out.”
“It’s workin’.”
“You know, Cobra tried to make off with my tape deck once.”
“Which means you have to ask yourself who you’re more afraid of. Cobra, or me?”
It was no contest.
“Now shape up; we gotta be ready in case we get the word from General Hawk.”
“...and what a match it has been, Nick.”
“And it’s not over yet, Johnny. And Jigglypuff can thank the Robo-Spider for that, for cutting short Kirby’s Stone Cutter attack.”
“Now it’s Jigglypuff’s turn to attack; she has a Ray Gun.”
*BOOM!*
“What was that, another exploding container?”
“You called it, Johnny. You never know when the next one will blow up in your face, or whatever body part.”
“And now Kirby is defenseless against Jigglypuff’s ray gun.”
“Wait, not quite, Johnny. I think he landed on the Bunny Hood.”
“So he did, and now he’s running full bore toward Jigglypuff.”
“Straight into her flying fists of fury. Jigglypuff is now in Pound mode.”
“But whoa! It’s all for naught as Kirby has a present for her: the Poison Mushroom!”
“And now it’s Jigglypuff’s turn to be vulnerable, to the Star Rod.”
“True enough, Nick, and--”
“But wait! Again, we have an instance of playing possum! Jigglypuff let loose with the Super Scope.”
“And Kirby barely managed to miss it; I’m not sure he completely avoided it.”
“Wait, where is he now? And how did he manage to get away so fast?”
“You’re forgetting the Bunny Hood, Nick. Kirby is now all the way back to his side of the roof.”
“So he is, but he’s leaving himself wide open, Johnny. That’s not smart at all. And look! Now Jigglypuff has the Freezie, and she’s firing it!”
“I’m not really sure if it had any effect or not. Is that an effect of the Freezie, or has Kirby turned to stone?”
“It could be either one, although if it is the latter then Kirby has gone into Stone mode.”
*ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!*
“And there’s the 5:15 Robo-Spider, right on time.”
“Good one, Nick.”
Meanwhile, Fifi’s pursuit of Furrball continues. By now they’ve been pretty much everywhere. Finally, the desperate kitty manages to force open the door to the props room, which in turn leads to behind the scenes. He ducks inside posthaste, but the
sensuous skunkette follows him in. Close on her trail, but silent, are a vaguely-familiar man in a jumpsuit and an unusual looking robot.
Elsewhere, the various Transformers incarnations are still comparing notes, and not being satisfied.
“I STILL can’t believe it; a Go-Bot on the show. What were they thinking?”
“Hey, at least you always knew which side Leader-1 was on; now it keeps changing.”
“Yeah, some episodes that’s the name of Optimus’ Mini-Con; sometimes it’s Megatron’s.”
“What do you guys call Optimus’ Mini-Con when that happens?”
“Spark Plug, would you believe?”
“Spike’s father?”
“What about my father?” comes from an accidental eavesdropper on the discussion. The various Autobots look up to see the quizzical face of a certain space cowboy / bounty hunter. At his feet is a certain Siberian tiger hound, also apparently curious.
Finally, one of the Autobots speaks. “I was talking about another Spike, Mr. Spiegel. And the same goes for that dog.”
“Dog?” It’s not until now that Spike notices Spike. “Ugh. Why am I attracting dogs these days? I don’t like dogs.”
“Edward likes dogs. Like Ein. And Edward likes Spike-person too.” comes from a red-headed ball of fire who by now has installed herself on top of Spike (the person, not the dog).
“AHHH! Get off of me Ed; I don’t like kids either! And you’d better have gotten that smiley face off of Unicron by now or--” And the rest is lost to us as Spike lurches out of the scene.
That out of the way, the Autobots look at each other. “Where were we?”
“Trying to figure out whose side Leader-1 was on.”
“Oh yeah, the Go-Bot.”
“I’ll tell you what I’m trying to figure out: If Thrust is Megatron’s second in command, why did Optimus leave him in charge on Cybertron when we left?”
“I don’t know anything about the circumstances, but I wouldn’t have trusted him. A Decepticon in one incarnation of the show, a Decepticon in every incarnation of the show.”
“Which is why you still can’t figure how Laserbeak & Scavenger are on our side now?”
“Exactly. And you, what’s your name?”
“Smokescreen.”
“I know Smokescreen, Smokescreen’s a friend of mine, and you don’t look anything like Smokescreen. You look more like Grapple. Same with Blurr; he looks like Jazz & acts like Wheeljack or Ratchet--”
“That’s Red Alert, Ironhide.”
“Whatever; he doesn’t look or sound anything like him either. As I was saying, plus he doesn’t sound anything like the Blurr I know. You can understand this guy. Speaking of Wheeljack, any resemblance between him and the current one is purely
coincidental; same goes for Sideswipe. And if you ask me, Hotshot is just a combination of Hot Rod and Bumblebee. And what’s this about Perceptor being a combiner? Not in my day, and he looked nothing like that either. And he was our resident scientist, too; I
remember the time I didn’t understand how important that was, or was that Gears. Then there’s Jetfire? In my day he was Skyfire.”
“No, don’t you remember? He was only Skyfire on TV; elsewhere he was Jetfire.”
“Oh yeah. But that still doesn’t explain...”
Down by the entrance...
“Yes, the club is meeting here, Mr. Kouga. That way.”
Charity is letting in yet another guest. He’s a wild-looking young man with Spock ears, a headband and a ponytail; and attire that - but for a sword - would do credit to John the Baptist.
He nods at her, and walks into the club without a word. Charity sighs, although this time it’s not a fangirl sigh.
“I hope he doesn’t run into the rest of the InuYasha cast. We don’t need for those boys to get into it, and he still thinks of Kagome as his woman.” Charity mutters, then looks up.
Her eyes meet those of her boyfriend. Loud is full of questions, and for once, he is serious.
“Yes?”
“I was wondering what you were thinking.”
“Well, I was wondering why in the second season the end credits concentrate so much on Sesshomaru. He’s not even in most of the episodes.”
“The mind boggles, I guess.”
“Yeah, I guess. Um, was there anything else?”
“Was that another Scott McNeil voice?” Loud nods in the direction of the club, the very path Kouga had recently walked.
Charity blushes. “Yes. There’s been a pretty good turnout for these voice actor character clubs. The Ben Diskin one wasn’t even official.”
She then notices Loud’s brow furrowed, his features darkened. “You’re jealous.”
It wasn’t a question.
“Can you blame me? You’re going ga-ga over this guy.”
“Is it any different from your crush on Miss Information?”
“That only kicks in when I accidentally see her in less than I should, and every time that happens I start chanting ‘I-love-Charity-I-love-Charity-I-love-Charity-”
“Okkay, you’ve made your point.”
“You called?”
Loud and Charity, distracted from their heart-to-heart, looked up. Standing in front of them, with a typical Warner grin on his face, was the oldest of the three siblings.
Charity was the first to find her voice. “No, I didn’t call you.”
“Ah, but you said ‘Okkay’, didn’t you?”
“Well, yes.”
“And everyone knows ‘Yakko’ spelled backwards is ‘okkay’. One of my girlfriends is even named 'Okkay' in acknowledgement of that.”
Loud had been thinking all this time, trying to come up with a calm non-violent way to get Yakko out of there. Finally, he came up with something. “Yakko, weren’t you trying to sell your Anvilanian anvils to those Kids Next Door?”
That got the Warner’s attention. “Oh yeah. I do need to boost the sales if I’m going to be the king of Anvilania. Well, duties of state call.”
And with that he was out of there, but not before bestowing Charity with a ‘Hello, angst nurse!” and a kiss. Loud just gritted his teeth and waited for the coast to clear.
As she wiped her mouth, Charity giggled. “Now him I wouldn’t crush on; he tries too hard. Remember I didn’t think we’d make a good couple because you’re too happy?”
Loud had not been mollified by the interlude. “All I know is I’m going to get McNeil to do my grownup voice, no matter what.”
“But what about Edward Norton?”
“He’s a movie star; I think he’ll live. Besides, I want you to love my voice as much as you do the rest of me; can you blame me for that?”
“HEY!”
The scenery is roughly pushed out of the way by a certain geriatric gray squirrel.
“Hey, Silverbore! Do you think you could stop it with the melodrama already and get back to the action?”
She’s addressing me, by the way. I’m understandably nervous; this isn’t my first run-in with Slappy Squirrel. “yes, ma’am.” And I hurry to do just that.
Satisfied, Slappy returns to her table, just in time to meet Wakko, who’s holding the biggest mallet he’d held yet. “Excuse me, Slappy, could you direct me to the table at which Sid the Squid is sitting?”
Slappy points in the right direction. Wakko thanks her and hauls his mallet with him toward the indicated table. Shortly afterward, we hear the sound of pounding and other assorted carnage.
Skippy is curious. “What was that about, Aunt Slappy?”
“I think he just found out that the Jack Burns who voices Sid is the same guy who replaced Don Knotts back on the Andy Griffith Show. And you don’t replace Don Knotts if you expect to keep your body intact around Wakko. Wouldn’t surprise me if he decided
to make his own calamari.”
Before Slappy can say another word a certain writer finally gets around to returning to the action, but not before we drop in at yet another table, the one next to the villains’ table. Myopia is in rare form.
“AH, WHY DON’T YA COME HOME WITH US, DARLING? GOSSY MISSES DADDY SOMETHING AWFUL, DON’T YA, GOSSY?”
The big red monster makes agreeing noises.
“AND I MISS YA TOO!”
The Evil Scientist is in pain. “I can’t take much more of this.”
“...And now Kirby has placed a Motion-Sensor Bomb next to Jigglypuff. If she moves...”
“But she’s not moving, Johnny. She’s just standing there.”
“But what’s that in her hand?”
“NO! IT’S THE MICROHPONE! SHE’S GOING TO SING AGAIN!!!” Nick reacts worse to Jigglypuff singing than Loud does to Thomas Jefferson speaking.
And the song of the Jigglypuff goes out, with its usual,. soporific... um, effects...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZAP ZAP ZAP
Whu-? Whew, thank goodness for automatic timing; the Robo-Spider was not affected and has just woken the rest of us up, including the announcers.
“I’m up I’m up!”
“Me too, Nick.”
“And apparently, so is Jigglypuff’s time. She’s run out of songs, and while the singing did its job of putting everyone out of commission, including her opponent; now that he’s awake again, well... And one more thing, Johnny, don’t forget that the
Motion-Sensor Bomb is still there.”
“Astute observations, Nick. WHOA! There it goes!”
“That should be it, Johnny.”
“But it’s not. Look, Jigglypuff is still standing.”
“And there’s why, Johnny. She’s turned to metal.”
“I wasn’t sure if that would be effective against a Motion-Sensor Bomb, were you?”
“No, not really. But look!”
“Is she actually sleeping?”
“I think so, Johnny. That must have taken a lot out of her; she’s gone into Rest mode. And Johnny, this is the worst possible time for that to happen; she’s a sitting- er, whatever she is.”
“Meanwhile Kirby is looking through the crates for something to use on her. Looks like he’s found something- wait, where’d he go?”
“Over to the other side, Johnny. This is just a hunch, but I’d say he found a Warp Star.”
“I won’t disagree with that, Nick. He’s moving in on Jigglypuff.”
“Whoa! Did you see that?”
“I thought she was asleep!”
“At Rest, technically; but that’s something about being at Rest. You approach someone at Rest at your own risk, because you know the old stereotype about waking up a sleepwalker?”
“It could be dangerous?”
“That’s actually the case with someone at Rest; you approach and you could get sucker punched. Kirby forgot about that, and it cost him.”
“Jigglypuff seems to be awake now.”
“And she’s got the Lip’s-Stick, Johnny.”
“But Kirby counters with the Ray Gun.”
“Jigglypuff’s on the run, Johnny.”
“And she jumps as high as I’ve ever seen anyone jump. Won’t the landing hurt?”
“Not if you’re packing a Parasol, and it looks like Jigglypuff is. Again, that’s no good strategy.”
“No, it’s not. Your opponent will take advantage, and Kirby is; he’s waiting for her to land, and he’s packing a Hammer.”
“He’s set to swing, he could go yard, Johnny.”
“He connects!”
“Right on Jigglypuff’s, um, well, whatever that part of her body is, he connected there. I wonder if Kirby knows it’s not right to hit a lady.”
“Chivalry doesn’t apply in the ring, Nick. And now she’s hit a Flipper.”
“The rebound from that could be harder than the initial blow, and it wouldn’t surprise me if Kirby had that in mind. Don’t let his looks deceive you; under that pink whatever, there’s a thinker.”
“But wait a minute! Now Kirby’s on the Flipper, and-”
“He launched himself!”
“Apparently he’s going after Jigglypuff. She’s going to fall off the roof for her third life, but he’s making good time at catching up with her.”
“This could be his third life as well; what can Kirby be thinking?!?”
“You’re the one who called him a thinker, Nick.”
“They’re both going to fall off the roof; in fact they’ve already cleared the roof and it’s only a matter of time until they land. How’s a winner going to be determined?”
“We’ll soon know; I just got a message from Mills Lane.”
“And?”
“Let me read it first. He says that he finds the whole thing disgusting, but that the one who lands first will be counted out.”
“Just like Goku and Ti’en back in the 22nd Martial Arts Tournament.”
“Let’s go to the side camera now. And... what’s this? Am I seeing things, or are they actually holding hands?”
“Looks that way to me, Johnny. Looks like they’re looking each other in the eyes, they are holding hands, and it’s like Kirby’s trying to slow Jigglypuff’s descent. I hate to be the one to bring up the ‘r’ word, Johnny, but if turns out that those two actually do have something going on...”
“The repercussions would reverberate all the way to Seattle.”
“This could be the biggest sporting brouhaha since Rene Fromage & Kit Mambo’s marathon romance back in the ‘80 Animalympics.”
“Very true, Nick.”
“They never did find those two, did they?”
“No, they disappeared. The only ones who might know where they are are Austrian ski champion Kurt Wuffner and American swim & diving champion Dean
Wilson, and they’re not talking.”
“Wuffner disappeared too, didn’t he?”
“Yes, he said something about going to find Dogra-La.”
“I wonder if he ever found it.”
“I don’t know, but if I ever found Paradise I wouldn’t come back. But all that aside, let’s concentrate on the action in front of us.”
“Right; they’re about to touch down now, just a matter of seconds until a winner is determined. Kirby still looks like he’s trying to hold Jigglypuff up.”
“But now Jigglypuff looks like she’s trying to let go.”
“And she does! 3 yards, 2 yards, 1 yard...”
“Touchdown! Jigglypuff has touched the ground! Kirby wins! Kirby wins!”
“Astonishing, Johnny. Even without all the blood and gore we’ve come to expect this was the most action packed match I’ve ever called...”
“Me too.”
“...and yet it had the strangest, most asinine ending I’ve ever seen! To let your emotions interfere with the match at the last minute, it’s inconceiveable!”
“Wait, the action’s not over yet. Kirby’s on the ground now too.”
“Jigglypuff is, well, I guess that would be in his arms?”
“I guess, and that looks to me like some serious making out. It’s confirmed, ladies and gentletoons, Kirby & Jigglypuff are now officially an item! They’re--”
“What happened to the lights? What happened to the lights!?!”
“I don’t know.”
*FLASH!*
“What just happened here?”
“I don’t know. Last thing I remember was Kirby and Jigglypuff falling, but I don’t remember what happened after that.”
“Well, let’s see if we can get the story from the videotape. If those in the production room could please roll the last minute...”
“I’m getting word from production; something went wrong with the feed. They’re working on it, but it’ll be a while before the tape will be ready.”
“So how do we know who won, Johnny? There was a winner, wasn’t there?”
“I don’t know, Nick. Wait, here’s the official word: ‘winner - Kirby’.”
“Okkay, then. Kirby wins. Funny, though, how I just blacked out like that.”
“Me too; for the life of me I can’t remember the last minute.”
“So... what now?”
“I, I don’t know, I guess we sign off.”
“Sounds good. Your call, then, Johnny.”
“Right. So from Club Histeria, on behalf of Nick Diamond, Mills Lane, Debbie Matenopoulos, and Stone Cold Steve Austin; this is Johnny Gomez wishing you good fight, and good night.”
“I just got word, Johnny. Stone Cold didn’t face Goldberg at Wrestlemania--”
“Old news, Nick.”
“--but it’s just a matter of time I’m sure.”
“Nick, they’re on different programs; one of them would have to be traded for that to happen.”
“It could happen, Johnny.”
“Neither show wants to have both bald powerhouses, or to give its bald powerhouse to the other show, Nick.”
“Johnny, can you honestly say that’ll never happen?”
“I take it you haven’t heard of Austin’s career-ending injury?”
“Been there, done that.”
“No, this time it’s for real.”
“Johnny, this is wrestling we’re talking about here; what’s really real about it anyway?”
“I’m going to do you a big favor, Nick; I’m not going to repeat that to Steve.”
Folks, I have a lot more to post, reacting to other things, trying to tie up loose ends, that sort of thing. But I already have most of it finished; y'all will see.
