Yes, it's finally here! The Kirby crossover is here! You may all prepare to be amazed! What's that? Start the d@mn fic already? Oh, how rude!
(It's another normal day at the WB studios. Plotz is brooding over his money, Kellner is throwing his weight around, and Sammy Melman is attempting to cut a few deals on movies. Of course, the main focus is within the Histeria! studios. Within the main hall, Aka Pella walks, humming a tune, and not really watching where she's going. That is, until she bumps into R6. Literally. Both were caught off guard, and are knocked over)
Aka: Huh? Oh, my head. Hey R6, mind watchin' where you're walking, and occasionally taking yer head out of the clouds so you can see us smaller friends of yours?
R6: Wha? Oh, sorry Aka. I didn't see you. I've got quite a load on my mind.
Aka: Mind telling me about it? Usually, whenever YOU have something on your mind, there's a plot involved, so I wanna be prepared this time!
R6: But... weren't you on your way somewhere?
Aka: On my way back from a rehearsal for another fic. Speaking of personal agendas, what's with the mallet? You're not gonna pound Sammy boy THIS early, are ya?
(Loud, Charity, and Pule Houser approach from behind R6)
Loud: BOO!!!
(This turns out to be a mistake, as R6 turns around, and smashes the mallet down on Loud in one swift move. Only after he's done the deed does he realize who he's hit)
R6: Ooops! Uh, sorry Loud. You alright?
Loud: Did anyone get the license number on that semi... oooh, look at the pretty stars... I'm not happy...
Charity: That's my line, but thank you for saving me the trouble. Normally, I'd yell at R6 for that, but you DUD scare him Loud. Next time, think before you act.
Pule: Why does R6 have his mallet so early? He normally doesn't clobber Sammy Melman until after 10:30.
R6: Conference. Green Room. Five minutes, gather cast.
Loud (shaking away the pain): WHY, WHAT'S UP?!
R6: You'll find out... believe me.
(QC to the Green Room at the appointed time. R6 stands before his audience, which consists of the same kids he ran into earlier, plus Froggo, Pepper, Toast, JusSonic, Smartypants, and Robert)
R6: Alright, this emergency conference of the H! League will now come to order! At an undisclosed time this morning, an unidentified intruder infiltrated my suite within the confines of this very studio. Our livelihood may be at stake. If they can find ME, they might discover more of our secrets. Such as Miss Information's secret palace...
Smartypants: NO!!! What if they were to damage the infrastructure. She'd be out of her greatest achievement ever! Worse yet, what if they invade the sanctuary while I'm paying a visit? They could... see something!
R6: My point exactly!
Robert: R6, don't burn a fuse, buddy. Miss Info's palace is well hidden, in a place that would NEVER interest most prowlers. She's safe, and so should you be.
JS: The key word there, Rob, is "most". There are SOME prowlers who chase every minor detail, and those nosey characters are the ones to fear.
Pepper: You mean, we could potentially have a peeping Tom?! AH HA!!! While I love being admired, I don't love the idea of some sicko admiring me, or some girl stalking my Toasty! This is uncool coolie-cool!
Toast: Yeah, what the babe said. Only, with less sugar.
Froggo: Truth be told, we don't have any proof that anyone was anywhere. How can you be sure we have an intruder, R6?
R6 (Slams the mallet on the table, slightly scaring the others): THIS is how I'm sure!
JS: You called a meeting just to show off your new hammer?
Robert: R6, this is low... why?
R6: That's the problem... this is NOT one of mine...
Loud: WHAT?!
Pepper: Not one of yours? How's that?
Aka: If it ain't R6's mallet, then whose is it?
Smarty: I could analyze the structure of it... I know that R6 has several mallets of many colors and designs. Most look wooden, but are actually steel, and none of them have this wide head. Nor this yellow star design. I can't put my finger on it, but I know I've seen a mallet like this before. Where, that is what escapes me at this moment in time.
JS: Star design? Hmmm....
(Meanwhile, elsewhere... VERY far away... there are slightly less civilized activities going on. It is on a planet far from Earth. Similar in environment, but different in shape. This planet is shaped like a star, and has rings. Two of them. On the surface, a pink creature known to us all as Kirby is battling some huge monster. The monster appears to be a massive silver lizard with two heads. One is red and has sharp spikes on top. The other is light blue, and has a smooth head. The creature's body is dark green, almost black in appearance. It boasts thick scales, and has a long tail. It also has razor sharp claws on its hands and feet. As Kirby battles, his two friends, Tiff and Tuff look on. They are soon joined by two more friends of theirs, the floating Fololo and Falala. The lizard roars at Kirby, and slashes with its claws, but Kirby dodges)
Tuff: Suck it up, Kirby! Get it off its feet!
(Kirby runs a short distance forward, opens his mouth, and begins inhaling. Everything nearby is drawn into his mouth, including the lizard... or it would be, but the creature is too heavy. However, the creature must dig its foot claws in to avoid being pulled along. It responds to this by launching sharp icicles from its blue head. These end up sucked in, and Kirby swallows.)
Tiff: Alright, Kirby ate the ice shards!
Tuff: Way to go, Kirby!
(Kirby jumps and flips in the air, after three flips, he stands upright, and his pink skin turns blue. Kirby looks a little cold, and slightly shivers, as a headband forms around his head, with a silver star in the center. Crystals form atop the headband, making a beautiful blue headdress. Kirby lands after this transformation)
Tiff: Yeah!
Tuff: Bring it to 'em, Ice Kirby!
(Kirby hears his friends, and jumps forward, breathing ice all over the creature. However, it seems to have no effect, other than to make the lizard yawn at his efforts. Metaknight appears by the kids)
MK: The monster is only weak to its polar opposites. The ice is useless. Unless Kirby can find the weak spot!
(Kirby continues to attack, and eventually hits the red head with ice. This makes the blue head cringe, as the red head winces in pain. The pain is fleeting, though, as the ice was powerful enough to make the head explode.)
Tiff: One head down, one to go!
MK: Don't get too confident, Tiff. Kirby must act fast! Kirby! Quickly inhale the explosion from the other head, and you will re-transform!
(Kirby does just that, and his crstals melt away, as they are replaced by bright flames. The star is replaced by a hexagonal cut emerald.)
Tiff: Fire Kirby! Now he can melt that ice head!
Tuff: How would you know that would work, Metaknight?
MK: I once battled this monster. I thoughtit was finished when I'd driven it into the sea. Water is too warm to be ice, but too cold for fire, so I thought it would at least weaken the creature... death would follow underwater. Apparently, NME has a tracking device on this, and possibly on other creatures of theirs, allowing them to recall injured monsters before they are completely destroyed. For all we know, they may have revived half of the monsters Kirby has faced before!
Tuff: I'd say that's pretty bad.
(Meanwhile, Kirby has begun breathing fire into the ice head. This earns a response of ice breath from the creature, but Kirby's fire is too hot. The flames power past the ice, and nail the second head, causing the same reaction as before. With both heads now destroyed, the reamining body disintegrates into nothing. Kirby lands from the jump he'd made, and has lost his fire powers)
MK: Excellent, Kirby! You are becoming much more efficient in your battles! You may just be able to one day take on the more powerful monsters we may face!
Kirby: Piiiyo! Kirby!
(Meanwhile, in another part of Dream Land... inside Castle Dedede, King Dedede and Escargoon are talking in front of their internet ordering machine from NightMare Enterprises. And, they're none too happy)
DDD: Listen here, you conniving swindler! I already know Kirby done beat that Lizuardo ya sent me, but what happened to the other four monsters I ordered SIX WEEKS AGO!!!?
Escargoon: You know, if King Dedede's one of your "preferred cutomers", I'd personally hate to see what you do to the ones you regret doing business with!
Sales guy: Sorry about the mix-up, Triple D! You see, just after you ordered, we got a transmission from another planet. They'd uploaded a monster to us, but this one was a hot little number! So, we tricked him out, and sent him back! We... just kinda forgot to reset the downloading software location device after that. So, right now, your monsters are on planet Earth! That's the bad news, and there is alsways a little good to the bad news! We can send YOU there to recieve them, free of charge! Along with that, for your ears only... we hear, there are no Star Warriors within light years of that planet! The inhabitants are a little hotheaded and defensive, and their numbers reach into the billions... but, you could easily take over with the four you'd ordered. Actually, you now get five! The one we worked on, he's yours, totally free!
DDD: Tell me about him first!
Sales guy: I will. He's a shapeshifting monster called Spectralis! He can change from one form to another in the best way! At his will, he can go from being solid to being transparent! He can walk through walls, drop through floors... and yet, he can hit with the force of a rock! How's it sound?
Escargoon: Sounds like you're trying to buy us off for your mistakes, as usual...
DDD: SOLD! Tell us when we can go get to levelling out my new backyard!
Sales guy: Tonight at the latest! Unless you want to wait until tomorrow...
DDD: heck no, the sooner, the better!
Escargoon: Better off not bothering, you mean.
(Over by the door, two lone figures watch the scene. They quickly leave, and head for another room in the palace. Inside, they find Tiff, Tuff, Kirby, Metaknight, Fololo, Falala, and Tiff and Tuff's parents, Sir ebrum and Lady Like The two figures enter, and it is none other than Metaknight's allies, Sword and Blade)
Sword: Forgive the intrusion, but we come bearing awful news!
Blade: King Dedede is planning a trip to another planet.
Lady Like: And what exactly is the bad part of all this?
Sword: He's got five monsters from NME waiting there for him!
Blade: Something about his "new backyard"!
MK: NME monsters? For the king? Sent to another planet?
Sir Ebrum: Well, aren't there other Star Warriors in the galaxy? Couldn't one of those chaps handle this?
Blade: Not on planet Earth.
MK: Earth? That was once a forbidden territory for Star Warriors. However, in recent years, NME has been conducting experiments on the inhabitants of the planet! He and his company are attempting to increase their monster ranks! If King Dedede goes, that planet is surely doomed!
Fololo: Having a good laugh is doom for them?
Falala: Maybe they get their energy from being sad and angry.
MK: Not at all. The planet is much like ours, it is the look of the people that is different. We eat, drink, and live much the same as them. They are called humans... there are other creatures on the planet that are rather dangerus, but you'll find a lot of humans almost everywhere. We must go as soon as we can to warn them!
Sword: Likely, we'll be protecting them! King Dedede and Escargoon are leaving tonight!
Lady Like: Oh, this would make such a fantastical trip! Should we go, darling?
Sir Ebrum: I suppose a little culture is good for the mind. We'll even bring the kids along!
Tiff: If NME monsters are coming, we'll need OUR little star hero!
Tuff: Yeah, Kirby can take care of business!
Kirby: Piyo, piiiyo!
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End part 1: Next up, they leave for Earth, while WE find Spectralis... and the other monsters are found by Dedede!
Good start, although I'm not that familar with Kirby and the gang, I did play a few Game Boy Kirby games a long long long time ago but in the video game world that's an ancient time. However, it appears now you're prepared to work on three stories at once, and I'm wondering about that. It takes you such a long time to write parts for the other two fics and now that you have a new one in progress, we're hoping you can still find time to finish the others. Then again, I guess you have only one small part left for Louis, so you really only have a lot left to cover for Falsetto[and you know I won't let you not finish that]So I just hope you're doing fine enough to be able to balance all these stories a tonce, and good luck on the task.
From the keyboard of Robert, at the home of the soon to be NFC and world champion Eagles.
And I thought you were going to do "FORE!' first. But still, I hope you get the other two stories (Falsetto and the Louis B. Richardson life story) finished ASAP. Now, I wonder what King DDD and his henchmen are going to be up to once they get here? Hmmm...
(Back on planet Earth, things aren't going as smoothly as we would like. JusSonic has just recalled where he's seen the star design on the mallet, while Smartypants is looking into the integrity of the design of Miss Information's palace. Only Robert seems to be having fun, as Felicia Information has been practicing her tongue submission hold on him. loud, Father Time, and R6 are walking about, still unsure of things regarding who left the mallet and why.)
FT: I don't suppose we can totally rule out Slim Berry. You were responsible for his partner's death, after all.
Loud: Yeah, but Slim wasn't paroled early along with Jackhammer and Roughouse. If anything, he'd probably be glad to help us to get back at Imperial for forgetting him!
R6: All the more reason to send me a mallet. But, Giga Bowser is the mastermind of the plan, Imperial just went along for the ride for his revenge. AND, we've no idea if Slim Berry even knows that Imperial and Slasho were the same lunatic.
Loud: Hmmm... Slim was Louse Richloser's father's nickname... and he teamed up with a Slim in crime as Slasho... does that strike you as strange?
FT: Not especially, knowing Warner Bros.
(Rimshot courtesy of Toast)
Loud: Well, what about Imperial himself?
R6: Recap, Loudman. Imperial was covered in an acid cascade, and was melted away promptly. No way he could be responsible. And False Information has her reason for being evil, she's probably doing something I should be doing with Lydia right now. So that rules her out.
Loud: How about Giga Bowser?
FT: After the beating Pokejedservo gave him, and the head shots from Tina Armstrong, he's not likely to come back for a good while.
R6: Well, I'm stumped. Who gave me the hammer? And why? Is it a gift, a warning, a threat, or did I order one in my sleep?
Loud: MAYBE IT'S ONE OF THE OTHER WRITER'S PRANKS!!!
R6: Doubtful. The only pranksters here are Bourgeois and m, and I wouldn't prank myself... and BB is probably busy with Marissa Bazaar right this minute.
(Behind them, JusSonic appears, out of breath)
JS: You guys! I... I just... figured... it out!
R6: Didn't they cancel that show?
FT: Mercifully, yes.
JS: No time for references to washed-out game shows. I found out how that hammer got here! The star design! It's the mark of the notorious monarch of Dreamland, King Dedede!
R6: Is that all? That's a...
R6/Loud: KING DEDEDE?!
Loud: Kirby's arch-rival?!
R6: The bad bird from Popstar himself! Master of the mallet, gourmet cuisine lover, and tyrant extraordinaire! But... how did his hammer get here?
JS: I don't think it's HIS hammer...
(Meanwhile, somewhere in the City of Philadelphia, King Dedede has arrived, ready to recieve his new monsters. However, before he can set off to find them, he is stopped by Escargoon)
Escargoon: Sire, we just came off the intergalactic teleporter on a planet we've never even been to, and you're just going to go off on a wild goose chase for some five monsters you've nerver even seen?
DDD: Hmm... for once, you've got a point there. Alright, I'll do a little investigatin'! HEY! Just what four monsters besides Spectra-whatsit are we dealin with?
Sales guy: Well... Number one is the feared and loathed lord of electricity, known as Sparky. He can create vast electrical fields and suck up energy from entire cities in seconds flat! Second, we have the recently reborn and upgraded Ice Dragon! You remember him, I'm sure. Third, our newest creation yet. A volcanic avian menace known as Burnis! She's a real firebird, let me tell you! Fourth, we've got the master of the mallet, and one tough ape that'd make even Donkey Kong cringe...
(QC back to the H! studio)
R6: Bonkers?! The hammer swingin', coconut tossin' monkey?! He's on this planet? But how?
(At this point, Charity, Aka, Froggo, and Sammy Melman enter the scene)
Aka: What's the dilly?
Charity: You all don't look too happy.
R6: We're not. That mallet we found... it belongs to one of King Dedede's monsters. A mad monkey called Bonkers!
Sammy: I thought Bonkers was a bobcat.
R6: Not the mouse network's top feline flatfoot! THIS Bonkers is a shades-wearing ape that can toss exploding coconuts, and swings one mean hammer... specifically, the wide wooden one we found this morning.
Sammy: Well, is it dangerous? If so, don't expect much out of me...
R6: Other than your mouth, we never do. Anyways, we've got to get out there, find Bonkers, and... uh... geez, THIS is a problem. What to do? If we beat him up, it's likely King Dedede has more monsters waiting in the wings.
JS: But if we DON'T beat him, he'll probably pulverize us all!
Loud: How can he? WE have his hammer!
JS: He MIGHT be able to regenerate hammers...
R6: Meaning, he could be pounding on innocent bystanders right now! JusSonic, Loud, we've gotta find him!
Froggo: But how to find a mad, mallet-wielding simian with a bad temper? Run around outside with a banana, calling "here Bonkers Bonkers Bonkers"?!
R6: Uh... I have no idea. Come on, let's just hit the street! Aka, Charity, you two find Robert and Smartypants. We may need the master of disaster and drama and the genius of all trades to help us.
Charity: 10-4!
R6: No, I'm only 6'4".
Aka: Roger!
Loud: No, he's R6!
Aka/Charity: Aye aye!
R6: Was that compliance or complaining?
Aka: You decide.
R6: Okay... well, we'll be back... hopefully with GOOD news!
(QC to outside. R6's black limo is cruising down the highway. However, there is a traffic jam ahead. R6 looks out the window, and sees that the traffic extends for about a solid mile. There are police cruisers a the front of the pack, a few of them totaled.)
R6: What happened here?
Loud: Looks like typical Los Angeles commute to me!
JS: No... look ahead. Something is parting those cars like bad hair!
Froggo: I almost dread asking this, but what could do that?
(Before anyone can volunteer an answer, somethign scrapes th doors on the limo. R6 jumps out and confronts this assault, only to be held against the car by an unknown force. The force in question materializes itself as something looking like Waluigi, only a little more filled out, and without such a huge nose. The figure wears a court jester's outfit, with a variety of colors.)
R6: Who are you, and why are you sealing your fate?
???: I am... a messenger from a greater power... and you will obey this warning... NEVER insult the business associates of N.M.E. As for me... you may call me... Spectralis! And now, you die!
R6: No thanks, been there, done that, HELP ME!!!
Loud: R6 is in trouble, we gotta save him!
(Before Loud can open the door, Spectralis casts a field of energy, which seals it shut)
JS: CRUD!
Froggo: That's BB's line.
JS: DOUBLE CRUD!!!
(On another side of the highway, in the woods alongside it, a band of adventurers have arrived on the scene. It's the good guys from Popstar, including Kirby and Metaknight)
MK: Welcome to the planet Earth. We have little time for getting acquainted with the envionment! Kirby! This way! I detect the presence of a monster!
Kirby: Piiyo!
(As Kirby and Metaknight run off, Tiff and Tuff take in the scenery. Lady Like examines the woods as well, while Sir Ebrum looks for a potential resting spot for them all. Fololo and Falala just float there)
Tiff: Well, this is the place...
Tuff: Reminds me of Popstar.
Lady Like: Similar indeed. Even the air is the same here!
Fololo: Well, what do we do? Metaknight didn't exactly tell US what to do.
Falala: We should stay here and wait. This monster could be dangerous!
Sir Ebrum: I say, what monster ISN'T dangerous, Falala?
(At Night Mare Enterprises, that question is being answered. Watching the action in secret is none other than Knuckle Joe.)
KJ: Okay, this is bad! Dedede went to an unprotected planet to get his monsters, and he just might try to take over the place! But, I saw Metaknight in the background. Amazing the slaes rep never sees him, or maybe he's just ignoring him. Metaknight likely told Kirby, and he's probably taking him to Earth to battle. I can't just sit by and watch, I've gotta help!
???: You'll be one of TWO helping, pal!
KJ: Huh? Who's there?
???: Only little old me!
(Knuckle Joe turns around, only to see a strange, four-legged robot with large orange eyes. The robot is holding two large rods. One is an angry orange sun, the other is a mean-looking yellow moon. A crescent moon, to be exact)
KJ: Slice n' Splice?
SnS: Yes... and after my reconstruction, I have decided I NEVER want to fight Kirby again.
KJ: But... what has that to do with ME?
SnS: Simple... I'm with you on this. An unprotected planet... FOUR Monsters? That was no mistake.
KJ: How do you know?
SnS: NME himself said he was going to expand his evil empire. And, since Kirby is delaying the process, he didn't want to wait any longer to conquer a planet. So he sent Dedede's order to Earth to get the place ready for his arrival. What he didn't count on was Dedede remembering that he'd ordered those monsters after so long. So now, we've got a situation of Dedede and NME both after the same conquest, though King Dedede is more on the side of greed than pure evil.
KJ: So Metaknight and Kirby may be in for more than they bargained for. You're right, I would need the help! Come on, into the transporter!
(Slice n' Splice and Knuckle Joe quickly sneak over to the transporter, and set the coordinates for Earth, wherever the last monster was sent. Knuckle Joe activates the device, and both are sent about a mile to the north of where Spectralis is now. Speaking of Spectralis, he has just produced a dagger, and has it pressed to R6's throat.)
Spectralis: Any last requests?
???: Only one, but not from him!
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Someone's coming to the rescue! Stay tuned to find out!
Now that is crazy! How are you going to get yourself outta this mess, R6? Who is going to rescued you now? Who is your going to be your new enemy you mentioned a few topics back? And whose line is it anyway? Sorry, I always wanted to do that. Anyway, good luck on the next part, Mr. R6!
(Spectralis turns around upon hearing the voice, only to find an orange sword in his face. Holding the weapon is none other than Metaknight, with an angry Kirby by his side)
Spectralis: And just WHO are you to be intruding on my triumph?!
MK: I serve two different authorites, one of which holds to a strict code of honor... one that will NEVER allow us to watch innocent people being harmed by maniacal monsters! The other is... of less concern to me, but as a knight, I must obey my king! However, if I must choose, my original allegiance is sworn... to the Star Warriors!
Kirby: Piiiyo!!!
MK: And... my comrade-in-arms, Kirby does not like seeing his friends in peril!
Kirby: Awrii!
R6: Kirby? Metaknight? How in the world did... never mind, that can wait.
(Spectralis prepares to take a stab at Kirby, but he quickly inhales the dagger. Spectralis decides to go transparen, but Kirby begins inhaling again, which nearly ends in a swallowed Spectralis. Luckily for him, he became solid just before he would have entered Kirby's mouth. However, being solid again, he now faces danger from both R6's array of attacks, and Metaknight's blade.)
Spectralis: OK... THIS is a new set of circumstances... consider this a draw! I WILL be back!
(Spectralis fades away, disappearing to who-knows-where, and releasing his hold on the limousine door)
MK: Young R6, are you alright?
R6: I'm... just mildly shaken. But how in the world did YOU two get here? Popstar is light years away from Earth!
MK: We heard of a plot by King Dedede to use four monsters that were mistakenly sent here to control this planet. We must hasten away to find them!
(Before Metaknight can leave, Kirby tugs on his cape)
Kirby: Piyo?
MK: Kirby, we must find that Spectralis creature. There is no time for fear!
(Kirby knows he can't speak well just yet, so he thinks hard before finally resting on two words that he knows will communicate what he wants)
Kirby: Tiff! Tuff!
MK: Hmm... you are quite correct, my friend. We cannot just leave them here.
R6: Leave who where?
MK: Kirby's friends. You could almost call them family. They are on the other side of this massive road. We will hasten over there, collect them, and find someplace safe for them to stay.
Kirby: Piyo! Piyo!
R6: Well, let's go. We can fit them into my car, and then we can get moving back to the studio. That should be safe enough.
(R6, Metaknight, and Kirby head over to the grove where the others await. QC back to the studio, where EVERYONE (Kirby and H! cast) has gathered for an important meeting.)
MK: Thank you all for coming. As many of you may be unfamiliar with me, I shall introduce myself. I am-
Loud: HONORABLE STAR WARRIOR LORD METAKNIGHT!!!
MK: How do you know of me?
Froggo: Around here, you and Kirby are legends. This may be a shock to you, but you've been in many video games.
Charity: But, for the sake of surprise, we'll ignore the TV show they made about you, and you can introduce the rest to us.
Kirby: Piyo? Kirby?
Tiff: Allow ME to handle the introductions. My name is Tiff. I am the daughter of King Dedede's trusted court official, Sir Ebrum, and his wife, Lady Like.
(Lady Like and Sir Ebrum wave politely
Tuff: And I'm her younger brother. My name's Tuff. And those floating creatures behind us are our friends Fololo and Falala. They were meant to be our servants, but we don't like the idea of treating them that way.
Sir Ebrum: But now, enough about us. Do tell, who are all of you?
R6: MY turn to introduce. I am R6... sometimes hero of planet Earth. And THIS (gestures to H! cast) is the cast of Histeria!
Tuff (to Tiff): Didn't we watch that show a few times?
Tiff: Yeah, Mom made us. Said it would be educational, but it was too funny to be an educational show.
Sammy: Don't tell me... we're intergalactic now? Oh, I can just smell the loot rolling in! Popstar currency, what does that translate to in American dollars?
R6: A penny for a penny, a buck for a buck, and a mallet for you! (R6 smacks Sammy with his own steel mallet) Now, since we're obviously well-known, I'll just introduce the unknown, but soon to be world-famous writers, JusSonic and Robert!
JS: I don't know about world famous, but keep going...
Robert: JusSonic, I think he stopped.
R6: We have more pressing matters at hand. Not only are we attacked by a monster while searching out Bonkers, but Kirby and his friends are here, AND they seem to know a bit more about that Spectralis fellow who nearly killed me.
Lydia: You know, I'm about this close to permanently removing you from any adventures whatsoever, and making you stay by MY side!
R6: Sorry, no can do. Hero stuff, you understand. Now, back on topic... (notices Kirby staring at him) can I help you?
Kirby: Piyo... Tralis... (Kirby spits out the dagger) Piyo!!
(R6 examines the dagger)
R6: Hmm... there's no indication of NightMare Enterprises on this thing.
Aka: But, doesn't NME outfit all their goons with high-tech weapons they've custom made for 'em all?
MK: Yes... except in rare cases... those situations occur whenever someone is recruited or requests to be transformed into a monster. If they have their own weaponry, they are permitted to keep it.
R6: There's something inscribed here... "In remembrance of those who died... and one who didn't, all shall feel my unending wrath!" Well, I'm at a loss. Who died, when, and who didn't and why? Wait, there's more... "October 2002"... this is recent... whoever Spectralis is, he WAS someone else not too long ago...
(Meanwhile, elsewhere... Philadelphia, to be exact...)
DDD: Well, this is where the monsters were sent. But I don't see nothin'! It's totally pitch black out here! Not a light in sight!
Escargoon: Maybe these humans are twice as backwater as Kawasaki's cooking. Why would there be total darkness at night? Even WE have streetlights!
(At that moment, Eascargoon's hair begins standing on end, and King Dedede begins lightly shaking)
DDD: I do believe we done found Sparky!
(Behind him, there is the sound of smashing.)
Escargoon: Why did you have to hit me with your mallet?
DDD: What are you gripin' about, I ain't hit you!
???: No, but I did! You may call me... Bonkers!
(Bonkers prepares to strike, but he is suddenly hit with a blast of ice. He turns around, only to come face to face with the Ice Dragon, who roars loudly)
Bonkers: Protect the master? Oh... so THIS is King Dedede? Sorry about that...
Escargoon: No problem, I'd say think nothing of it, but you'll do that WITHOUT saying, so let's just find that fourth monster AND Spectralis and get outta here... we must find a palace suitable for his highness to stay in on this backwater space rock!
(At that moment, Sparky releases his energy, which lights up the city... only, they're not in the city, but on the front porch of R6's mansion)
DDD: Saaaayy... yer pretty good, Escargoon! This here place will do nicely!
Escargoon: Don't get too excited, Triple D. Whoever USED to own this place must have a lock on it, and we're just now taking control of it. We don't want to alert whatever authorities may patrol here, and thus give ourselves a bad image in the eyes of our future subjects! We gotta think of something.
(Time passes, and Spectralis appears.)
Spectralis: Alright, Sparky, what did I say about... Huh? Bonkers? Ice Dragon? What are you two...
Bonkers: THIS is King Dedede, who we were sent to serve... I THINK we were, anyway.
Spectralis: Other than NME and myself, I serve no one... and right now, I serve my own purpose to punish that upstart who ofended NME, AND his little metal-clad warrior and their puffy pink friend!
DDD: Puffy? Pink? That sounds like Kirby! No way Kirby should be here! How in tarnation did he find us?
Spectralis: You... know this Kirby character?
DDD: Know him? I had this here Ice Dragon try to freeze him out once, and he killed it! I can't stand that little pink pest!
Spectralis: I... may just be willing to work with you, after all. I'll get us inside.
(Spectralis goes transparent, floats through the front door, and unlocks it. The others enter. But, watching outside, are none other than BB and Pokejedservo)
BB: You see that? That monster went through R6's door, and brought King Dedede and his monsters inside with him!
Pokejed: We gotta warn R6 and the Histeria! cast. Come on!
(Meanwhile, back in the studio... everyone is lounging around, waiting for some lead on where Spectralis may have gone)
Miss Info: Give him time... monsters cause destruction wherever they may go, and when he does, we go stop him!
Smarty: Yes, but what if the other four are in separate places? Or worse yet, King Dedede has assembled them to fight?
FT: Then, we're all in trouble. We can't outpower them if we don't even know what we're up against.
Charity: I'm not happy. What can we do besides sit and wait?
(There is a knock on the door)
Aka: Answer the door sounds good.
R6: I'll get it!
(R6 answers the door. Standing there is Slice n' Splice)
SnS: Hello. You wouldn't happen to have seen a pink, small, round creature answering to the name of Kirby, would you?
R6: Uh... ah... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It's Slice n' Splice! Help me! I don't wanna be mix-matched!
MK: Slice n' Splice?! But how?! Cutter Kirby destryoed him!
Kirby: Piyo!
SnS: Whoa! Calm down, I'm on YOUR side now!
(Knuckle Joe steps out from behind Slice n' Splice)
KJ: He speaks the truth, Lord Metaknight.
MK: Knuckle Joe? How did you get here? And what brings you here?
SnS: NME is at it again. Dedede coming here was only by coincidence... the five monsters on this planet were no accident... Nme has grown tired of waiting to get control of Popstar, so he's sent his newest batch to THIS planet. But now, King Dedede wants to control the place with them... this may get ugly.
KJ: Even uglier than King Dedede himself!
Tiff: That's... too... funny!
Tuff: And... too... true!
(Everyone, even Sir Ebrum, busts out laughing. After a few minutes, it dies down)
Lady Like: So, King Dedede has come for his monsters, but NightMare Enterprises doesn't know this?
SnS: They know... they just had hoped he would have forgotten. King Dedede ordered four monsters six weeks ago on Popstar. Nme told his sales rep to send them here for world conquest, and just ignore Dedede... but, King Dedede kept the receipt for them, and came to collect recently, so they teleported him here to claim his prize. Now, King Dedede wants to conquer this planet, but so does Nme... a clash of greed and pure evil.
Sir Ebrum: This is a bit of a sticky wicket, isn't it?
(R6's cell phone rings)
R6: Hopefully, it's not getting stickier, Sir Ebrum. Hello? Pokejed? What's the deal, my man?
Pokejed (VO): Well... King Dedede and four monsters have... well, they...
R6: THEY DID WHAT?! Never mind, I'll be right there! (Hangs up) Robert, JusSonic, Loud, Metaknight, Kirby... guess we're goin' home! I've found out where Dedede is.
JS: Where is he?
R6: He is... FREELOADING IN MY MANSION!!!!
Tiff: Well, if Kirby goes...
Tuff: WE go!
Lady Like: No! It is too dangerous for you darlings! We have never even been to this planet before!
Tiff: But Mom, we always go with Kirby when he goes adventuring!
Tuff: Yeah, we're his coaches!
Kirby: Piiyo!
Tiff: See? Even Kirby wants us to go!
Fololo: We'll be with them to protect them, Lady Like!
Falala: You know we never let you and Sir Ebrum down!
Sir Ebrum: Well... I suppose...
Lady Like: Ebrum! If they get lost out there, how will we find them?
Sir Ebrum: Well, I suppose these people here could help us, being that they're from this planet and all...
MK: Do not fret, Lady Like. I shall guard them with my life. This is an opportunity they should not miss. If they want to learn more about NME and the grip they long to hold on the universe...
Lady Like: Oh, alright. They may go. But I'll have your mask if they come back hurt!
R6/Loud/Robert/Tuff: ROAD TRIP!!!
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Uh-oh... will King Dedede be kicked outta my house? stay tuned!
Where are you man?! I been waiting for you to make a few parts for since January! You been absented, pal, now hop to it! Also, when are you going to finish up the life story of Louis B. Richardson? Get to that also pronto! Am I sounding like King DDD here?
I'm in a bind. Needle Kirby is needed for this part, but I've NO idea what his transformation animation looks like. On the OTHER hand, Fighter Kirby might be back next week, so I could use him instead. Still, I'm missing most of his animations, all I know is he grabs the headband and pulls it over his head.
I hope you find the animations you need soon. I am looking forward to this (and the Louis B. Richardson biofic if you ever get to it). I got a question, Mr. 6, can I deleted the following stories you let me posted since you weren't able to at the time, so you can repost them yourself? All that Glitters..., For the Love of Histeria!, Carnival Instinct, and I Dream of Histeria? If not, that's okay. I want the ok from you before I deleted them. And do you want me to deleted the Strange Coincidences sketch you made so you can repost it or do you want me to keep it in the Strange Coincidences story? Got to go.
Now you can repost the stories you weren't able to post before. Are you sure you don't want me to delete the SC sketch you made? I woulda and I don't have to deleted the other SC sketches, but if you insist. Although even if I did deleted all the other sketches, I don't think BB would repost them since I don't think he's a member as of yet.
You have a girlfriend? Does Lydia knows about this? I will waiting for your next part, R6?
First of all, after hearing The Rock sing on RAW... pass me the People's Mute Button!
Second, don't mix the fanfic R6 and the person John R. Jones, II (pretentious, aren't I?) that was John speaking of his ailing girlfriend, but she's better now, and will be here tonight.
Third, while she's either sleeping or playing video games, I'll type the next part.
Fourth, I'll be a rare sight after geeting a copy of "Kirby Super Star" and "Pokémon Sapphire". So bear with me. Remember, I also work, I was SINGLE when I first came here, and I wasn't about to move. Times have changed. But, as the phoenix Nftnat has done, I'll fade for a while... and then come flying back in! But I won't leave (Unlike Lily and Hammy and Marie and Newkirk and BB and a few others... I'm busy, but not THAT busy)
First of all, the Rock's singing is terrible? Oh the horror, the agony even! (Snagglepuss reference there)
Second, I hope you don't mind but I used your sketch you made of you and Ben a while back in a new fan-episode I am doing, so I hope you don't mind. I remember to make sure you own it so you won't sued, 'kay?
Third, I deleted the stories I posted for you some time ago, so you can repost them again.
And finally, I hope you stay for a long, long time! See you later and I will be awaiting for your next part to this Kirby story and the life story that you never gotten done (please do it! please! I am getting insane here! Too late! (maniac laughter)) (Pause) Well, see you later.
Escargoon: Say, Triple D... aren't you the least bit worried the owner of this place is gonna come back? I know you've got your four monsters, but... wait a minute... four? I thought we were getting five!
DDD: Calm down snail brains, I took a head count. Bonkers, Ice Dragon, Spectralis, Sparky, Burnis... Burnis? HEY!!! What happened to my firebrand firebird?!
Escargoon: Burnis apparently never made it. Lousy two-bit NME salesman! He suckered you AGAIN!
DDD: First Fololo and Falala, then that Octocon, then Wolfwrath... VERY rarely do I get a monster that actually does even half of what I order!
Escargoon: Well, Erasem erased my identity, and you hacked into the system for Fire Lion... at least Slice n' Splice was loyal.
Bonkers: That wimp? Heh, I sure could show HIM a thing or two!
(Ice Dragon roars)
Bonkers: They don't NEED to know he once split me in two, now do they? No, they don't! So shut yer icy trap and get back to guarding the perimeter!
Spectralis: Shouldn't we be looking for that firebird?
(At that moment, the face of the NME salesman appears on R6's TV screen)
Salsesman: No need to sweat this heated issue, your highness... allow me to send you a cool new offer.
(There is a sound of machines running, and a teleporter and download device appears in R6's living room. Electricity flows through it, and after five seconds, there is a bright flash. When it subsides, there sits a beautiful blue bird, which looks icy to the touch. He gives a fierce cry, flaps his wings, and scatters snow about)
Salesman: Introducing... Frigis! You see, we've raised both a firebird AND an ice bird in case of a need for double teaming. Fire melts ice, but melted ice is water, and water extinguishes fire! These two birds always come to a standstill when they fight... which is too often, as they can't get along due to intense temperature differences. If they ever matched their most powerful attacks, the collision would cause an explosion! Burnis is more the calm one, but fierce in battle. Frigis has an icy disposition and prefers to play it cool in fights. Together, they should make short work of any opposition... assuming they get along for once.
DDD: No question there. Burnis is missin'!
Escargoon: She's the only one missing, too!
Salesman: Hmmm... This could be a problem. Burnis never liked being a monster much. Takes after her mother.
Escargoon: Who was her mother?
Salesman:... Dynablade.
DDD: DYNABLADE?! B-but that means... this is that little dyna chick that's in kahoots with Kirby! She'll get in the way fer sure!
Escargoon: Relax sire. We've got a monkey with a mallet, a spark spitting sparkster, and Kirby won't stand a ghost of a chance against Spectralis!
DDD: I hope yer right, for your sake!
(Back in the H! studio, the gang prepares to leave)
MK: We will be back as soon as we have secured R6's home.
KJ: You can count on us! Whatever monsters Tubby has, they'll be no match for my fighting skills!
Kirby: Piyo!
(Knuckle Joe throws a Smash Punch, and Kirby inhales it. Kirby then does his jump flips and stands upright. A red headband forms over his head and slips on... and promptly slips off. Kirby notices, and pulls it on tight before doing a spin, and throwing a few jabs. He finishes in a fighter's stance.)
Tuff: Fighter Kirby! That's more like it!
SnS: Maybe. Perhaps I should have fed him the Moon Rod. Cutter Kirby could be useful as well. After all, he DID defeat me before!
Tiff: Maybe Ice Kirby.
Fololo: Or Wheel Kirby.
Falala: How about Microphone Kirby?
Everyone else: ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Robert: Whoa! Time out! Just what powers can Kirby use?
MK: So far my friend, this chart will explain them.
(Meta Knight pulls down a chart of many forms, hats, and colors of Kirby)
Sword: These are Kirby's different forms.
Blade: Best way to beat his foes.
R6: Hmm... (looks at the chart) Mirror, Beam, Bomb, Broom, Hammer, Backdrop, Ice, Fire.
MK: Also Fighter, Chef, Parasol, Wheel, Mike, Yoyo, Ninja, and Laser.
R6: To name a few...
Robert: I'll never remember this all...
R6: No need. We gotta go!
Tiff: Wait... What is this one? Kirby's not even wearing a hat.
MK: Ah... the legendary Crash power. It is a devastating attack, but Kirby can only use it once whenever he acquires it. As such, he simply flashes colors when holding it.
Tuff: What about Plasma and Suplex?
R6: Spark and Backdrop, under different names. Throw also tends to be classified under Fighter. Now let's motor!
(QC to the limo... inside is a Nightmare)
Loud: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 99 BOTTLES OF BEEER!!!
Kirby: Piiyo pi piyyo pi piiyo poyo!
R6: My ears...
Froggo: This hurts worse than one of Gene's lasers!
Robert: Why do they always sing in the car? Why? And why does JusSonic like it?
R6: He's a Loud fan, so everything Loud, he's down with it. Remind me to have this thing partitioned! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! And we gotta endure this all the way to Philly? Kill me now!
JS: It gets worse...
(Indeed it is worse, as the limo has come up to the rear of another traffic jam)
R6: Oh great...
SnS: Is it always like this on Earth?
KJ: Maybe. I wonder what's going on?
(Knuckle Joe has his question answered as a large yellow bird flies over the limo. It stops, lands on the roof, and tears the top open like a can)
R6: Hey you charcoal breath birdbrain, this thing's NOT a convertible!
MK: That is the monster Burnis!
Kirby: Piyo? Poyo... PIYO!!
(Kirby hugs Burnis, who returns the gesture)
R6: Uh... Kirby, Burnis is an ENEMY...
Kirby: Dyna!
MK: Dynablade?
Fololo: That's not Dynablade.
Tiff: Kirby means it's her baby chick. NME must have taken it and transformed her into a fire monster.
R6: Well, if it's a friend of Kirby's, then it's on OUR side, so let's bring little Burnis with us!
Loud: Great! SHE CAN HEAR US SING!
(Loud and Kirby begin Singing again. Burnis joins in with her chirps, while Tiff, Tuff, R6, Robert, Sword, Blade, Meta Knight, Fololo, Falala, Knuckle Joe, Slice n' Splice, AND the driver all hold their ears. Froggo is too busy sleeping to care, and the girls are in Sammy's van, which is being driven by Mr. Smartypants)
Smarty: Thank goodness we ALL can't fit in the limo...
Aka: Thank goodness for US anyway.
Charity: You said it!
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Up next: We hit Philly, Burnis vs. Frigis, and ***** Kirby comes to play!
The R6 is back! How's your time off? Of course, now you are back hopefully you can get this story done by now. Oh and in case you didn't hear me the last time, here's the third time: I erased the stories that you let me post for you at Fanfiction.net so you can repost them yourself. So are you going to repost them or what, because I am getting impatient here. Speaking of impatience, I am waiting very very very impatiently (Shut Up!) for you to finish up the Louis B. Richardson biofic (You know, The Life Story of Louis B. Richardson). Okay, I admit you might be busy, but still! Okay, I am going to go away now before Lydia gets me for my impatience.
BTW, not a word about my 21st birthday (same day as Nftnat's remember?) I was so drunk I... never mind! ON WITH THE FIC!!!
(Somewhere in the Washington area...)
(In a turquoise limousine...)
(Loud Kiddington, Kirby, and even Burnis have been bound and gagged... for the sanity of the rest of us)
R6: Good thing Meta-Knight keeps a spare rope wherever he goes!
Robert: JusSonic is SO gonna kill you...
R6: Kill... Meta-Knight? I'd not try it, this guy's no slouch with a sword.
MK: I wonder why the girls are traveling in a separate limo.
JusSonic: Some women can't appreciate good music...
R6: Let me know when there IS any, and I'll appreciate it myself!
JS: Watch it...
R6: I'd rather watch Lydia... and WE better watch the road! Where the heck are we?
Robert: Washington, DC.
R6: Charity turf!
JS: Better not say that around BB.
(Somehow, Loud has untied himself, and thus he decided to free the others)
Loud: Ah, don't worry, R6, BB can't do anything to ya!
R6: Are we trying to start the old wars again? 'Cause I'm sure not!
Kirby: Poyoh.
MK: Kirby senses something nearby.
Tuff: For Kirby, "nearby" could be miles away!
KJ: I bet he's got whiff of one of NME's monsters!
Robert: We're in the limo with one of NME's monsters.
MK: I sense it too... we must hurry to your home city, before it is too late!
Kirby: Piyo?
R6: Hey, where DID Tiff go?
JS: Other limo...
(In the girl's car... which is actually R6's van)
Charity: Glad to get you away from the 18-hour assault on your ears, Tiff.
Aka: Man, Loud just can't take a road trip without takin' a head trip too!
Tiff: I've never heard anything so vile... not since Kirby got the Microphone power! And HE was singing too!
Aka: Girl, it'll be alright. You're in the sane limo now!
Tiff: This... is a van.
Charity: The price we pay for comfortable travel. Hey, look! R6's limo is speeding off. I wonder what's up.
Aka: I'll ask. (speaks into cell phone) Numbah 5 to R6! Come in, R6!
(Back in R6's limo)
R6: Aka, cut the Kids Next Door references, I KNOW you both have Cree Summer's voice, but enough's enough! What is it?
Aka: Why the I-95 peel out?
R6: Kirby senses a monster in Philly. We're taking NO chances. Better catch up!
(R6 zooms off, and fade out. Fade in to Philadelphia, where it is night, and there are NO streetlights or anything active)
R6: Well, I do love the dark. But what's going on?
Loud: You mean, "WATT'S GOING ON?!"!
R6: Precisely.
Froggo: Looks like Philadelphia's in the middle of a power play. But someone forgot the power.
JS: I suspect foul play.
R6: Make that "fowl" play. King Dedede must be behind this.
Charity: This isn't good. How can we get to Dedede if we can't even see where we are?
MK: If King Dedede has taken over R6's house, he must have power there.
KJ: So OUR best bet is to crash Triple D's power party!
SnS: He must have sent Sparky to feast on a power plant somewhere.
Aka: Well, what are WE waitin' for? Let's go!
Tuff: My sentiments exactly!
Tiff: Fololo, Falala, you keep an eye on Kirby! I'll try to contact the others.
R6: Sadly, my cell phone's range is limited. And we likely have no phone power either.
Loud: I could gt the message across!
JS: And alert Dedede to our presence, yeah great idea!
Robert: Sounds like something BB or R6 would say.
R6: I say we get moving before the patrons and food at Chez Robert go bad!
(QC to R6's mansion, where Dedede and Escargoon are lounging around. Outside, Pokejedservo and BB are waiting for R6)
BB: I sure hope R6 isn't too mad at us. We did promise to take care of the place.
Pokejed: I'm sure he'll be alright with this. We aren't heroes, how can we beat Dedede?
R6: Hammer to the head, I dunno?
BB/Pokejed: R6!!! Uh, we were just...
R6: Save it! We've got bigger problems at hand. Somehow, he's cut off all power to Philly!
BB: That green monster over there might be the cause.
R6: What? A green monster?
MK: Sparky! The imp of electricity!
(sparky hears them, and atacks)
Tuff: How do we beat up an electric monster?
Loud: HEY SPARKY!!! BACK OFF!!!
(Loud's voice doesn't even faze the spark-spitter)
Loud: My vocals are no good!
R6: Kirby! Suck up that Sparky!
(Kirby inhales, but can't budge the massive Sparky. However, he does manage to swallow a nearby thorn bush. Kirby flips into the air with his back to us, and his head glows. a pink burst of electricity later, and his head is pink, while his body is gold. Several sharp needles emerge from his head, and he turns to face the audience. We can now see that his pink head is a helmet. Needle Kirby is ready to fight.)
R6: Needle Kirby! I wonder if those spikes can penetrate a Sparky's electric force field.
(Kirby fires off three needles, which impact on Sparky. Hard. Sparky stops absorbing electricity, which causes the power to go out in the mansion. Sparky also shrinks from the blow)
Tuff: Now he can suck it up!
(Kirby inhales Sparky, and flips into the air, now facing us. A bolt of blue lightning strikes Kirby, and forms a blue, spherical sapphire. A gold headband forms around it, and Kirby's body turns green. Electricity pulses from the top of the headband.)
MK: He has transformed into Spark Kirby!
R6: But... why? We don't need him to battle now.
JS: We might later, so let's keep him this way.
Kirby: PIYO!!!
Charity: Kirby's happy to have this power.
(Inside the mansion)
DDD: Escargoon, what happened to the lights? I was in the middle of my favorite show, "Dedede: Right Back At Ya!"
Escargoon: Something must have startled Sparky. I'll go see. (Escargoon sticks his head outside the back door) Get back to powering our party, you behemoth battery blob!
(Spark Kirby fires a bolt at Escargoon. Escargoon can't see that it's Kirby, though)
Escargoon: I knew we should have ordered the copper-top!
DDD: Sparky must need a break. Alright, let's go have some REAL fun! I say we take Bonkers, and got hit th town! Real hard, hahahah!
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Sounds like Dedede's up to no good. Up next, we'd like to blast Dedede, but a chill wind blows in!
Glad you returned and remembered this thing, R6...
May 24 2003, 11:13 AM
Now let's see if you can finish it and the life story of Louis B. Richardson story you left hanging. Also, in case you forgotten, I deleted the stories I posted for ya so you can repost them (I got your permission, remember?). Got to go now. Hiyo!
(Still outside the mansion, the heroes have a meeting to come up with a plan of attack on King Dedede.)
R6: Okay, trouble here. King Dedede is in the house, but he's got monsters roaming about, and I've no idea what, nor how many, so that leaves us no chance with a full-on frontal assault.
Loud: Why not shatter them with one of my voice blasts? It's worked before!
BB: That would... also shatter R6's glass windows, not something he'd relish, I'm sure.
JusSonic: Knowing King Dedede, he'll head out to terrorize the city soon enough. Seems like he's always doing that, at least when he's not trying to destroy Kirby. We could use that time to reclaim what's yours, R6.
Loud: He's a tyrant, but not stupid! King Dedede probably has monsters waiting for an attack like this! No WAY he'd leave the castle, or R6's mansion in this case unguarded!
Spark Kirby: Poyo...
Meta-Knight: What is it, Kirby?
Kirby: Poy...
(Kirby points into the air. It is snowing, and as such, the adventurers take shelter in R6's pool house, which Dedede never found)
Charity: Now I'm not happy. We have no chance of attacking if we get buried in a blizzard, especially if King Dedede decides to stay inside.
Aka: Homey's a penguin, he can take the cold!
Robert: Cold... in Philadelphia?
R6: In July?
R6/Robert: Ice Monsters!
Knuckle Joe: I heard something about Nightmare having recreated his old Ice Dragon. Now, it's immune to ice entirely!
Slice n' Splice: What about Frigis? That monster is known for creating sudden snowstorms.
KJ: Frigis?! If that bird's anywhere near us...
Burnis: SKREEE!!!
(Burnis takes to the air, sensing the presence of her enemy bird. Sure enough, a second later, the two birds come diving towards the remaining heroes)
Loud: Look out! Fire and Ice at twelve o'clock!
R6: It's only 10:33 by my watch.
JS: Oy... Just get outta their way, R6!
(JS pulls R6 away from the impact of the two birds. Frigis has landed on top of burnis, but Burnis quickly flaps her way out. Frigis isn't finished though, as he fires off an icy blue stone at Burnis, who counters with a flaming rock. Burnis then spreads her wings and fires off a wave of embers before taking to the air again. Frigis protects himself with a blast of snow and does the same. Frigis tries to use his talons to claw at Burnis, but Burnis burns his feet with her fire breath. Frigis counters by using ice breath to cool his talons off, and tries to freeze Burnis, but Burnis uses her fire breath to defrost.)
Tiff: Wow, it looks like neither one can win this battle!
Tuff: Yeah. They're too evenly matched. NME must have had the thermostat just as hot making Burnis as they had it cold making Frigis!
MK: And both birds are skilled combatants in the air and on land!
R6: Indeed they are... and my pool house is going to suffer if we don't beat Frigis down!
(Back to the air battle, Frigis shoots off a frozen stone at Burnis, but she dodges. Burnis shoots a flaming rock at Frigis, but he dives out of the way. Such fire-and-dodge tactics continue for a few rounds before Frigis uses a snow blast. That catches Burnis off guard, and she's hit.)
Tiff: Oh no!
Tuff: That dirty fighter!
KJ: With the rivalry between these two, there's nothing fair at all! They'll pull no punches!
Tiff: Oh yeah... then let's pull our own punch!
Loud: HEY, FROST BIRD!!! YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?! COME AND GET IT!!!
Froggo: Loud, are you crazy, or do you just want to become an icicle?!
Aka: Wassup wit dat, homey? Are you just out to get us all killed?
Loud: Trust me. Ready, Kirby?
Kirby: Piyo!
(Frigis looks down to see who insulted him, and sees Loud. Frigis makes a dive for Loud, but Loud moves at the last second, and Frigis is met with a massive electric blast from Spark Kirby. Burnis sees the opportunity, and fires a full-power flame blast at a paralyzed Frigis, who melts down into a puddle of water. Burnis lands, satisfied with her victory.)
JS: Well, I'll be.
Robert: Frigis was really just made of pure ice!
KJ: Meaning... it wasn't as dangerous as Nightmare made it sound!
SnS: That is because Nightmare didn't create Frigis... the Ice Dragon did that.
Tuff: Just like Chilly!
Tiff: Oh Tuff, why mention Vhilly. Poor Kirby was so sad after Chilly was sent away. Dream Land is too warm for a snowman to live there.
Kirby: Chilly... (FLASHBACK: Kirby saves Chilly from drowning in the lake, and he and Tiff restore him. Kirby saves Chilly from being crushed by the Ice Dragon. Chilly helps Ice Kirby get a lift to the Ice Dragon's mouth to freeze it from within. Kirby takes a shrunken and melting Chilly, scoops him into his hat, tosses hiss bell in there, and runs to an iceberg, which floats Chilly away. What we see that Kirby doesn't know about is Chilly's hat and bell sinking into the water. END FLASHBACK) Piyo! (Kirby now looks mad, and also releases his Spark power, turning back to normal)
MK: I think Kirby is vowing his revenge against the Ice Dragon and Nightmare for what they did to Chilly and to Burnis.
R6: Whatever he's doing, he's sure not happy...
(Kirby turns to R6)
Kirby: Poyo. Poyo poyo. Piyo!
R6: What?
MK: Kirby wants to help you defeat King Dedede and Escargoon, and help you stop the other monsters. He knows defeating the Ice Dragon again will really kill Nightmare's spirits!
Charity: Speaking of spirits...
Aka: THOSE two look like they've seen a ghost!
R6: Wasn't me...
(Sword and Blade come running into the scene, panicked and out of breath)
Sword: We tried to stop him, Meta-Knight! We really tried!
Blade: Monkey monster is really powerful!
MK: What monkey monster?
Loud: Try... THAT ONE BEHIND YOU!!!
(MK turns around, and comes face-to-face with a large, purple ape, wearing sunglasses, and carrying a HUGE mallet)
MK/R6: BONKERS?!
Bonkers: That's me! And I'm here to stop anyone out to harm King Dedede!
Tiff: Kirby! Suck him up!
Kirby: Piyo! (Kirby begins inhaling, and actually manages to pull Bonkers in, but Bnkers holds his ground, and smashes the ground, which offsets Kirby's balance. Kirby stops inhaling, surprised by the mild earthquake.)
Tuff: No good. That monster's mallet is too strong, even if he doesn't hit Kirby with it!
R6: Hit... Kirby with it... Not if I can help it! (R6 pulls out the mallet he had earlier recieved) Recognize this, Bonkers? Now see where it's going! Catch, Kirby!
(R6 tosses the mallet to Kirby, who inhales and swallows it. (NOTE: The following transformation sequence may not match one from the actual show, as this form has not yet appeared on Kirby: Right Back at Ya!) Kirby flips into the air, and does his usual stance, only to be smacked atop his head by a large mallet with a star designt on it. It flattens Kirby, but he recovers, wearing a white twisty headband with a bow tie on the left side. Kirby then jumps up and grabs the mallet out of the air above him, and holds it in his right hand, brandishing it like a weapon.)
Tuff: Hey, look!
MK: That... is Hammer Kirby.
JS: As expected, another transformation, another Nightmare monster about to go down!
Bonkers: Take THIS!!!
(Bonkers rushes Kirby to slam his hammer down, but Kirby dodges. Kirby then smacks Bonkers good with his hammer, but it seems to only make Bonkers mad. Bonkers tries to smack Kirby several times, but Kirby blocks every blow.)
Tiff: I've seen him duel in swordfights and even broomfights, but NEVER in a hammer fight!
KJ: Sock it to him, Kirby! You can do it!
SnS: Huh... hold it... Bonkers, you look quite familiar... I'm sure of it. YOU'RE not the evil side, you've just been brainwashed. See if you remember this. (Flashback, but SnS talks through it) A long time ago, I came to Dream Land as King Dedede's monster. He'd sent me to terrorize the poor citizens of Cappytown, but there was one creature I'd split in two, which I forgot to mix up with something else. Tha creature was a monkey carrying a hammer like yours. As soon as he was split, his female half ran off into the jungle. I was called back by Dedede, so I didn't get to see what happened to the other monkey... now I know, Nightmare had taken and possesed him! (End flashback)
Bonkers: You expect me to believe you, ya four-legged freak?!
SnS: Recognize THIS?! (Slice n' Splice brandishes his Moon Rod)
Bonkers:... that rod... I remember now. You're that wild monster who attacked me. Well, I guess I can forget about Kirby here, and take you out for what you did to me! Uh.... what did you do to me, exactly?
(Everyone does an animé fall)
SnS: I only split you with this rod, no after-effects. There is another of you on Dream Land, a place I'd like to get back to after beating these other monsters Dedede ordered.
KJ: Meta-Knight once told me that only those who live by hatred are true monsters. Is that what you want to be?
Bonkers: Me, a monster? Nonsense!I'll stay here for now, though. I've gotta think about this. Besides, the teleporter's in the living room, I can just use that to escape if I need to. You might want to get a move on, 'cause Dedede left already!
Tuff: Say WHAT?
Bonkers: Dedede said he was gonna go enjoy his favorite pastime...
Just where had you been? You been missing for a few weeks or months now. You had yet to repost All That Glitters, For The Love of Histeria!, I Dream of Histeria!, and Carnival Instinct. I deleted those stories I posted for you just so you can repost them yourself, you know. I been waiting like forever! Also, I finished up the Louis B. Richardson life story for you (that way, I don't have to waited longer for you to finished) so when are you going to sent it to Fanfiction.net? Anyway, keep working on the Kirby story and remember what I said, Mr. R6.
Dedede's pastime, Kirby's at it again, and more antics.
July 18 2003, 4:08 PM
(R6, Tuff, Meta-Knight, Kirby, Robert, JusSonic, Loud, Froggo, Slice n' Splice, Knuckle Joe, Fololo, Falala, Smartypants, and Burnis all piled into R6's limo. Meanwhile, Tiff, Charity, Aka, BB, and Pokejedservo climbed into R6's van. However, once inside the van, they make a startling discovery. Two blankets lay upon the floor, which hadn't been noticed before.)
Charity: I wonder where these two blankets came from.
Aka: I didn't notice them before...
Tiff: Me either, though I was in the limousine of insanity for quite a while.
BB: And... since when do blankets... wear perfume?
Pokejed: I know that scent...
(Pokejedservo walks over to the two blankets, and lifts them up, revealing Lydia Karaoke and Miss Information hiding underneath them)
Lydia: Uh... hello.
Miss Info: It's not what you think, trust us.
Charity: Good, because I think Smarty and R6 are gonna have a fit! You two were supposed to stay behind!
Miss Info: I can't just sit around on my behind all day while my man is out saving the world, ya know? I just had to come along!
Lydia: Me? I... well, I... I'm her best friend, so I had to be there in case something happened to her or R6 for that matter.
Aka: Probably more for the matter of R6 than Miss Information!
(Toast gives us a rimshot)
Tiff: You two should have listened. Smartypants and R6 would be devastated if something were to happen to you. Shame on you!
BB: Tiff... trust us, we know these two well enough to know that they'd put their own lives on the line for their respective... love interests.
Aka: Yeah, no shame in their game!
Charity: Well, it's too late to turn back now, so you're stuck with us. Lucky you R6's limo is packed, or you'd be hearing the sounds of Loud and Kirby singing "99 Bottles of Beer".
(Speaking of R6's limousine, inside, Loud and Kirby are doing just that.)
R6: Why me... why?
JusSonic: SING IT, LOUD!!!
Robert: No, don't!
KJ: If Microphone Kirby sounds anything like this... remind me to NEVER come to Dream Land if any NME sound-based monsters attack!
SnS: Can we please get going?
(The driver starts the car, and they pull off. The van follows. QC to downtown Philadelphia, where all seems to be normal. The limo and van arrive in front of City Hall, and everyone piles out.)
R6: Okay, we know who to look for. King Dedede, Escargoon, Ice Dragon, or that clown Spectralis!
Charity: Yeah, but where?
R6: That... I don't know.
Loud: King Dedede isn't one for disguises, and it's hard to hide an Ice Dragon!
Froggo: But Spectralis could likely turn them invisible! Who knows what powers he has?!
Tuff: Knowing King Dedede and Escargoon, if they want to terrorize the town, they'll do it in public, and in such a way that nobody can miss the message!
Tiff: Yeah. Back at home, King Dedede would make it a point to bother the citizens of Cappytown at least once a day by going to the town square and throwing his weight around!
MK: Unless... King Dedede is enjoying his OTHER favorite pastime!
KJ: Other favortie pastime? What else does Tubby like to do besides annoy his subjects, order monsters, terrorize Kirby, and eat?!
Sword: Well, if Meta-Knight means what I think he means...
Blade: mumble King Dedede is on the links!
R6: The links? As in...
MK: Yes... he's playing 18 holes of golf.
KJ/SnS/Robert: GOLF?!
Tuff: That's right, King Dedede's always trying to cut down Whispy Woods to build his country club!
Tiff: And country clubs are known for having massive golf courses and posh clubhouses.
R6: Awww, man! There's a TON of golf courses around here! But I think I know one that he'd fancy trying his cheating - I mean LUCK on! Come on! We're heading west!
(Everyone gets back in their respecive car, and they pull off again. QC to a golf course that seems to be occasionally interrupted by public streets. King Dedede and Escargoon are at the ninth hole, and Dedede has all his custom golf mallets for play)
Dedede: Escargoon, hand me my driver.
Escargoon: Your driver? Aren't ya holding it, sire?
Dedede: What's that?
Escargoon: Using all these hammers for golf clubs, I can't tell any of them apart. I'm surprised you don't have the same problem!
Dedede: Easy. It's a golfer's instinct. A good golfer always knows the feel of his own clubs.
Escargoon: Then how do YOU know any of them?
Dedede: HEY! (King Dedede bashes Escargoon with his hammer) I resent that, ya slimy snail! Now hand me the ball!
(Escargoon hands Dedede the ball, and Dedede places it on the tee, ready for a shot)
Escargoon: If ya sink this in one, you'll only be six over!
Dedede: FORE!
(King Dedede hammers the ball, which flies out across the fairway, only to smack into the windshield of a passing car before bouncing into the sunroof of a passing limousine. The unfortunate car luckily has a competent driver, and does not crash. However, the limo belongs to none other than R6)
Loud: HEY!!! CHECK OUT THIS GOLF BALL!!!
R6: No big deal, Loud. Cobbs Creek Golf Course spans some of the streets in the area. It's not uncommon for balls to go flying into cars, though that's less an issue now than it once was.
Loud: No, check out this weird design! It's some sort of peace symbol or something!
R6: What? Gimme that! (Takes ball and inspects it, before handing it back to Loud) You're right... that IS weird.
MK: A peace symbol?
R6: Yeah, like this (makes a peace sign with his fingers). Who'd put THAT on a golf ball?
MK: King Dedede.
Tuff/Loud: Dedede?!
Froggo: He's HERE?!
R6: Wow... and all this time... I thought he'd be at Springfield Counrty Club... Well, pull it over here, and we'll get Dedede and put a lid on his schemes!
Froggo: How is playing golf a scheme?
Tuff: He cheats, remember? Besides, who knows how many innocent bystanders he's hit today?
Loud: Tuff's right, we gotta stop him!
KJ: I'm all for it! You in, Kirby?
Kirby: Piyo! (smiles and poses)
(Behind R6's limo, the van has pulled over)
Charity: What's he stopping for?
Aka: Beats me.
Tiff: Wait... if King Dedede's playing golf... why would... Oh, my! there's a golf course HERE?
Aka: Of course! Cobbs Creek Golf Course! Dedede would probably LOVE to hit a few cars to raise his score!
Lydia: Then let's get the despicable dictator!
Miss Info: I second the motion!
(Meanwhile, back on the tee...)
Escargoon: And... that's a three-stroke penalty for landing it in a limo, Your Highness!
Dedede: Drats! I was soo close!
Escargoon: Whatever you say...
Smarty (V/O): Alright, hold it right there!
Dedede: Who said that? Don't nobody tell me to hold nothin', I'm the KING 'round here!
Kirby (V/O): FORE!!!
(Kirby swings his golf club (no, he's not Hammer Kirby anymore), and knocks the ball... right into Dedede's head)
Dedede: Yow! Alright, who's playin' through, 'cause I'm through playin!
(The camera pans over to reveal all our heroes, looking quite angry with Dedede and Escargoon)
Dedede: Knuckle Joe? Kirby? Meta-Knight? SLICE 'N SPLICE?!
Fololo: You're outnumbered, Your Highness.
Falala: Better just give it up, and come quietly!
Tiff: You don't own this place, and you're not the king around HERE, so don't expect you can just bully us like you usually do in Dream Land!
Escargoon: Uh, they've all got a point there, Majesty.
Dedede: Big deal! I've still got a secret weapon! Oh, Spectralis... ATTACK!
R6: SPECTRALIS?! YOU know him?!
Dedede: Yep!
(Spectralis appears, and menacingly floats over our heroes)
Loud: MAN, WHAT A GHOST!!!!
Spectralis: And you don't stand a ghost of a chance of beating me!
(Spectralis whips out a yellow wand with a blue orb tip, and waves it, turning himself invisible. He reappears behind Charity, and grabs her)
Charity: Hey, hands off! HELP ME!!!
Loud: Charity!!! LET HER GO, YOU SICK MONSTER!!!
Spectralis: Uh... NO!!!
MK: Attempting to abduct a little girl... how dishonorable! Prepare to meet my blade!
(MK attempts to use a Sword Beam, but Spectralis waves his wand to create a reflective force field around himself, which sends the beam back towards Meta-Knight. Wt the last second, Kirby dives at MK, and pulls both of them to safety)
MK: Thanks for the assist, my friend
Sword: We'll stop 'im!
Blade: mumbles Let's get it on!
(Sword and Blade charge at Spectralis, but he waves his wand and sends out blasts of energy that knock the two back to the group.)
R6: Spectralis, STOP!!! Your fight is with me, leave them out of it! Why do you seek a fight with me, anyways?
Spectralis: You... you are a murderer! So now, I will make you AND your friends suffer for what you did!
Miss Info: What did R6 ever do to YOU?
Lydia: How do you even KNOW him?
Spectralis: You know... I think I'll take YOU as well!
(Spectralis makes a grab for Lydia)
Tiff: Kirby, stop him!
Kirby: Poyo!
(Kirby begins his usual inhaling, which drags Spectralis twoards him very easily. Spectralis turns solid to prevent this, but is still pulled in. As he gets close, he loses his grip on the wand, and it goes flying into Kirby's mouth, where he swallows it. Kirb flips into the air, and a red and green polka-dotted court jester's hat appears on his head, the two bells lightly jingling as they sway before stopping. Kirby then produces the same wand from out of nowhere in his right hand, and it glows)
R6: Is that who I think it is, Meta-Knight?
MK: Yes. He has now become... Mirror Kirby!
Tuff: Mirror? What can he do?
MK: Observe, my friend.
(Mirror Kirby waves his wand, and sends the same energy blasts at Spectralis. One hits his hand, causing him to drop Charity, who runs back to the group. Spectralis points a finger, and sends an electric blast at Kirby, but he keeps the attack up, and reflects it back into Spectralis. Kirby then waves the wand and makes a double of himself. Spectralis is confused as to which is the real Kirby, so he attacks the one behind him... only to get smacked with the wand by the Kirby in front of him. Spectralis produces another wand and laughs)
Spectralis: Good show, Kirby! But this isn't over!!! If anybody needs me, I'll be with the Ice Dragon! Ta!
(Spectralis turns invisible, and exits. King Dedede tries a sneak attack on the group by slamming his hammer down on the ground, sending shockwaves at them all. However, Kirby turns and sees this, and goes into a defensive stance. A mirror coating protects his body, and reflects the shockwaves back to Dedede and Escargoon, who are blown away... right back to R6's mansion!)
BB: R6... We did all that driving, and your mansion is HERE?!
R6: Eh heh heh... Sorry.
Pokejed: Forget it. Spectralis said he'd be with the Ice Dragon, so let's get there!
Loud: Get WHERE?!
Kirby: Poyo... Piyo!
(Kirby points farther west, indicating that's where Spectralis went.)
R6: Well, pardners... I reckon it's about time we head this wagon west!
++++++++++++++++++++++
Next up... Spectralis' identity revealed, three more Kirby forms, and Bonkers and Dedede have thinking to do.
One thing. ONE of the Kirby forms is by viewer's request. So, anyone reading this story, respond to it, and tell me what power you want Kirby to use!
Spectralis is none other than (dum, dum, dum!) the ghost of Louis B. Richardson, right? I mean he got to have a reason for being so p****d at R6, right? Please tell me if I am right or not.
Also, when the heck are you going to repost "All that Glitters...", "For the Love of Histeria!", "Carnival Instinct", and "I Dream of Histeria!" at Fanfiction.net anyway?! I deleted them so you can repost them and I been waiting patiently or impatiently for them. I am also waiting for you to submit the Life Story of Louis B. Richardson there as well. I finished it for you. The least you can do is do me the favor. I wil keep bugging you until you do it and even my bugging is worse as Loud's singing of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. Got to get going. You think about what I said, okay?
Eh, the stories... I have got to get them up soon.
No, you're not right on this one. The ghost of Louis B. Richarsdon's not in this fic. But you're kinda close... And choose a power for Kirby to use. That's why this story isn't updated yet.
I hope you get the stories up soon. BTW, are you going to put up a new part to the third crossover party soon? You only put one up and I been waiting for a new one. After all, it's your mansion the only party is at.
I am kinda close, heh? So who is the ghost? My guess is Louis's father, Silas Richardson or one of Louis's brothers because I don't know anyone else you encountered who are dead. Plus, Spectarlis is a guy, isn't he? As for a power, I got to go for the Crash power since we had yet to seen it. So got for it! See you again soon, same EH board, same EH channel.
(QC to the Road out West. The Limo and the van travel at incredible speeds, with the occupants searching for any signs of Spectralis or Ice Dragon. QC inside R6's limo)
Loud: WHERE IS HE???
JS: I wish I knew, this Spectralis is a pure creep!
Robert: Plain and simple. Who IS this guy, big R?
R6: I have NO idea.
MK: Whoever he is, he seeks nothing more than to destroy all he can!
Kirby: Poyo...
Tuff: Kirby, we'll get him! Don't you worry!
Tiff: Yeah, he's not THAT tough! You almost beat him with your mirror powers.
Kirby (reassured): Poyo!
R6: Good... but where to find a 25-foot arctic lizard, and a clown specter?
Loud: How about... THERE?
R6: Where?
Loud: Try that frozen building.
JS: Ooh, good one!
R6: One what, he didn't do anything. Let's go!
(Both cars pull up to the building covered in ice, and everyone exits to go inside. Immediately, they are met with a severe chill)
Charity: It's f-f-freezing in here!
Loud: I-I-I am shivering cold!
R6: Ice Dragons are known for that... they've got skin that can withstand temperatures of 90 below... Celsius.
Robert: That's COLD, dude.
Lydia: I'm getting a bad case of goosebumps... lucky for me this isn't a thin shirt, or there'd be worse than that to worry about.
Felicia: Same here. Except I don't have a blazer.
Robert/R6: Tease us mercilessly, why don't you?!
MK: Sh! I hear something...
Kirby: Poyo?
(Behind them, a loud roar is head. Everyone turns to come face-to-face with the massive Ice Dragon, which isn't too happy about intruders)
Kirby: Poyo!
MK: Kirby... I don't think he'll fall for the old trick you used last time.
Smartypants: He can take the cold, maybe he's not that fast in it, though. RUN!
(Everyone takes Smarty's suggestion, only to slip and fall on the iced floor. After getting up, they try again, only to find that the dragon can easily walk the ice without slipping)
Aka: Now what, super smart homie? He can ice skate, and we're on thin ice if we sit here like this!
Froggo: Hm... Got a torch in there, Smarty?
Smartypants: Hm... I've got a few weapons and tools... a taser, a crossbow, an M16 gun... but no torces... I should have thought of that.
Miss Info: Honey, it's none of yer own fault. Don't even go there.
Felicia: My sister's right for once, you had no idea they had a deep-freeze dinosaur!
R6: We don't think of something, we're gonna need to DeDeDefrost! I... Ah.. I... Ah... ah... CHOO!
(R6's sneeze blows out a glowing fireball that ricochet's off the far wall and lands in Kirby's mouth)
R6: Oh... sorry, Kirby.
(Kirby doesn't say anything, he simply jumps and flips into the air. An atomic symbol forms over his head, and transforms into a nifty purple hat with a green jewel in the middle. Kirby also sports an orange body)
KJ: What's he now?
SnS: Sure isn't Cutter Kirby.
MK: He is now Crash Kirby.
JS/R6: CRASH! We gotta get OUT of here!!!
(R6 and JusSonic lead the team out of the room with Kirby, who takes one blue fireball out of his mouth, and detonates it in a glowing bright blue explosion. The blast from the Crash Fireball completely destroys the room, and brings the Ice Dragon down to a smoldering mess. The only thing left intact is Kirby. Everyone re-enters to see the damage)
R6: Crash Fireball.. Ice Dragons can take cold...
JS: But they can't take the heat!
MK: And Crash Kirby uses fire and explosions to attack, decimating his enemies.
Tuff: That's amazing!
Tiff: But dangerous. And look. Kirby's lost his power.
Kirby: Piyo!
MK: Crash is too strong to be used more than once. It consumes a great deal of energy, and a second use would weaken Kirby.
Loud: Well... that was fun, but... WHERE is Spectralis??
Spectralis (VO): Near enough, dunce of decibel deadliness! I'm in the central air control room, if you dare confront me!
JS: Do I smell a Final Confrontation (TM)?
R6: That, or Big Fat Baby had Taco Bell last night...
Aka/Charity: EEEEEWWW!!!
Lydia: R6... you mind not going overboard on the graphic descriptions? Or will I be sleeping alone tonight?
R6: Awww, why can't I have my cake and eat it too?
(Robert whispers to R6)
R6: You're right... except for cheesecake, I'm a pie man anyways. ONWARD!
(Everyone leaves, but Felicia stops Robert)
Felicia: Robert, you are SO in for it tonight!
Robert: Huh?
(Felicia says nothing, but gives Rob the eye and leaves. Robert follows, mildly dazed at the realization. QC to the central air room, where Spectralis waits)
Spectralis: They all move to their doom so fast. It'll be a shame to kill them, except for that R6... I'll enjoy his punishment, but the rest of them did nothing to me... but by killing the writer, I kill their friend, and they'll want me dead, so I best kill two birds...
(The heroes enter at the last line)
R6: Nah, you'll just get STONED!
Spectralis: R6, R6, R6... You deserve that punishment, and the iminent death of yours. After what you've done, you should be embarrassed before you die; maybe 'll find some videos of what you and the censor do, and sell them online.
R6: Ghost breath, you die now!
Spectralis: You know NOTHING!
JS: About you, NONE of us know...
Spectralis: You have my knife... READ it, d@mn you!
R6: Yeah, yeah...
Robert: For all those that died, and one that didn't... Z.R. Well, that omits any villains I know of... I know two with those as LAST initials, but one is DEAD, and in FAR from any condition to be buried, given the acid bath he had and-
Spectralis: SHUT UP NOW! No one talks about my family that way!
Loud: How'd you like a fat lip?
Miss Info: Your... family? I'm more confused than usual...
Lydia: I'm afarid, I'm not.
R6: No... No, don't tell me YOU'RE...
Spectralis: Zachary Richardson... displeased to meet you, lover of my would-never-have-been sister in-law.
R6: But... you DIED in the Centennial Olympic Park disaster in 1996.
Spectralis: how about... WRONG! My body was assumed dead, but after the cleanup, before they brought in the body bags, I awoke and escaped. But I was in half-life. I was so weak, I was half alive, half dead. But I was alive. I went to a scientist to have my life restored to normal... I couldn't have that done, because so many of my vital signs were done for. But with THIS wand I have, I can alter my being between dead and alive. Spectral or solid. That's an advantage in every way. Heavy when I need to be, but untouchable otherwise. Only water can even touch me in my spectral state, and I LOVE swimming. Now, I believe you came for a beating, so allow me to administer the goods!
(Spectralis lunges for the group with a knife slash, but they scatter in all directions. Spectralis could care less, he goes after R6. But the gang intervene with attempted kicks to his head. Spectralis just goes spectral, and Charity, Loud, Aka, Froggo, Smarty's boxing glove, and Knuclke Joe's Smash Punch all collide with each other, knocking them to the floor)
Charity: I'm not happy...
Aka: Man, you kick HARD, girl!
Charity: Gotta protect myself if Loud's away... or if I need to save him.
Loud: Kick like that would scare any villains once word gets out!
KJ: We gotta get him when he's solid! Vulcan Jab!
(Knuckle Joe's rapid energy punch attacks merely speed through Spectralis' body, and hit a fan high on the wall, knocking it down to another unit below)
Spectralis: Yawn.. wait yer turn, sparky! I'll get you after I murder... hey, R6 get back here!
R6: Uh... NO! I'm not about to get mauled by the likes of YOU! I've got friends in the Histerians, and a lover in one in particular. Too much to live for, so I REFUSE to LOSE!
SnS: I'll deal with HIM!
(Slice n' Splice tries to split Spectralis with the Moon Rod, but he goes spectral and avoids it, then takes the rod in a hand and throws it away.)
Spectralis: You all BORE me. Time to end this all now! R6, say goodbye!
(Spectralis takes out another knife, and slices across R6's chest, nearly catching him deeply. The wound is only enough to draw a little blood, but it makes Lydia steaming mad anyways)
Lydia: Hey you! Violence is one thing I hate enough, but when it involves my man getting hurt by anyone other than ME, or the other Histerian girls, someone gets theirs!
R6: Aww, I was hoping you'd have something to say you'd have normally censored!
Spectralis: It would have been a bigger waste of breath.
(Spectralis uses his wand to blast Lydia back beside R6. She is slightly hurt, but fortunately still conscious)
R6: LYDIA!!!
Loud: Spectralis, you're a REAL MONSTER!!!
Spectralis: Considering the scientist worked for N.M.E... yes, I am! And now, I'll have my trophies, please!
(Spectralis looms over R6 and Lydia, ready to slice both their heads off)
Tuff: We gotta DO something!
Tiff: Yeah, but WHAT? He'd just go too transparent to defeat!
MK: That's it! If he is transparent, he is very light! Remember the golf course?
Tiff/Tuff: Yeah!
Kirby: POYO!
(Kirby runs ahead and inhales powerfully. Spectralis is dragged away from his wuld-be victims, but goes solid to avoid being eaten. However, he still struggles to stay still in the vacuum. Eventually, the inhale dislodges the fallen fan from the air unit, and it smacks into Spectralis' head before landing in front of Kirby, who simply inhales it. Kirby leaps and spins, going sideways midway through, and appearing with a crown on his head with a whirlwind on top and an emerald in the center.)
R6: Tornado Kirby!
Tuff: Yeah, he can deal with Spectralis no matter what!
(Tornado Kirby spins and whips up a whirlwind that catches Spectralis off guard. Spectralis is spun around wildly, and goes transparent, only to be blown even harder. After about a solid minute of this, Spectralis is left laying in a dazed heap on the floor, and Kirby lands next to him, looking triumphant.)
Tuff: Kirby beat him!
R6: For now... but we gotta get him before he comes to and gets his wand!
Lydia: Look!
Smartypants: Hm... the spinning has mixed his molecules. he's stuck half transparent and half solid. Now he can't do anything until he gets his wand. Too bad his lower half is trasparent, or we could leave him here to potentially die of dehydration or starvation since he'd be stuck with his head hanging from the ceiling of the floor under us.
R6: How do we KEEP him this way, Smarty? He gets loose, he'll be after us, and he can FLOAT his transparent self... he'll find or order a new wand with ease!
Kirby: Piyo!
(Kirby runs off, and returns about a minute later as Ice Kirby, who promptly freezes Spectralis in a block of ice)
R6: Well, that works... but he'll thaw out in time... unless... Smarty... you thinkin' what I'm thinkin...?
Smartypants: I THINK so, R6...
R6: Loud...
Loud: YEAH!
R6/Loud/Robert/Froggo: ROAD TRIP!!!
(QC to an airplane flying high over the South Pole. The H! gang is inside, in winter gear, along with Kirby, Meta-Knight, and Knuckle Joe)
R6: Here we are, gang... Antarctica. Lydia, you look cold... (R6 begins massaging Lydia someplace naughty, which warms her more ways than one) That better, honey?
Lydia: R6, you are IN for it tonight! You KNOW what that does to me...
Loud: WHAT do we do now???
MK: We dispose of this despicable villain once and for all!
KJ: Kirby... all yours!
(Kirby nods, and boots the frozen Spectralis out of the plane, for him to land in a snowbank far below on the continent of Antarctica. He lands upright, still in the dazed pose he was in after being spun by Tornado Kirby)
R6: From here, he should just freeze and get buried in the snow for good. He won't be back, and good thing, beause these villains with a vendetta against me can be REALLY harsh. Let's get home!
(QC to the H! Studio, where goodbyes are unfortunately being said)
Loud: PLEASE STAY WITH US!!!
Froggo: You're nice people!
Tiff: We want to...
Lady Like: But King Dedede has gone back to Dreamland, and we need Kirby to protect us.
Kirby: Piyo!
KJ: Yeah... and this monster hunter has buiness to take care of. nce Nightmare's done for, we'll be able to travel the universe freely... maybe we'll get to stop by here again someday! Until then, you all keep up the good fight!
SnS: I suppose I can find something to do in Dreamland. Maybe work to help people deal with their multiple personalities.
MK: We will meet again someday... there is no doubt.
R6: So long, Lord Meta-Knight.
Charity: Take care.
Pepper: Come back soon!!!
Toast: Yeah, and bring a scorecard for Kirby's transformations!
Tuff: Thanks for everything! Seeya!
(Then, in a beam of white light, the Dream anders are transported home)
Loud: What nice folks.
Froggo: Nice to know we've got a Star Warrior or two on our side, huh?
Aka: Yeah...
Charity: And we've got OUR star warriors here too
(Charity kisses Loud on his lips, making him blush)
Aka: I feel that! (Aka kisses Froggo on his) Hm... i feel something ELSE too...
Miss Info: I feel like a snack!
Smarty: What can I get you?
Sammy: Nothing from MY snack bar, you freeloading cheap-
(R6 smashes Sammy Melman with his blue mallet, and throws a coconut custard pie in his face for good measure)
Miss Info: Actually, MY snack needs a little prep time... (Miss Information drags Smartypants away) and preparation is only HALF the fun of cookin'!
Robert: Man, where does she get it from?
Felicia: Like sister, like sister... (Felicia purrs, and leads Robert away as well)
Charity: Are we gonna get like that, Aka?
Aka: In a sense... we already are, we'll just be older, and able to do more.
Lydia: Not until you're OLDER, though...
R6: Ah Lydia, let them play...
Lydia: R6, I have my morals, and I won't compromise them for... any... (Lydia suddenly drags R6 away, as he'd been massaging her where he was before.)
JS: I doubt we'll see them for a while...
FT: Don't worry, we won't need to, believe me.
(BFB rimshot)
Toast: DUDE! Since when do YOU have a sense of humor?
FT: Since the dawn of time... Oh, that's ME... well, Dawn's my daughter, but that's something else enirely. Good night.
(Meanwhile, in R6's mansion)
BB: Got any threes?
Pokejed: Dang! Here. Go any aces?
Bonkers: Go fish.
(THE END)
Cast
H! cast: The Usual Suspects. Wait, wrong movie...
Eric Stuart: Meta-Knight, Slice n' Splice
Maikiko Ohmoto: Kirby
Dunno the other cast yet...
Bourgeois Buffoon: Himself
Pokejedservo: Himself
JusSonic: Himself
R6: Himself
Anthony Hopkins: Spectralis
Gag credit: Mirror Mirror on the wall... oh WHY am talking to a mirror on the wall?
I didn't think you would ever finished this story. It took you, what, forever to get to it? I got to say it's good to see you again, R6. I hope now you can send this, the Life Story of Louis B. Richardson (come on, it ain't that hard) and the stories I wanted you to repost (All That Glitters..., For The Love of Histeria!, Carnival Instinct, and I Dream of Histeria!) to www.fanfiction.net pretty soon. And hopefully you would get back to work on "Villainious Vengeance". I wanted to see who the other villains are. Well, again, good to see you again. Bye now.