{Opens at an area full of clouds and whitelight, which can only be known as Heaven. There, a Robin Leach lookalike is talking}

Man: Hello, I'm Robin Queech, I'm talking in Heaven even though I'm not dead, I don't know why. But reports like this that some very special people are about to enter the afterlife that is Heaven is very good for ratings news! We have received exclusive information about the Histerians. As you know, writer R6 and the in the running for future saint Charity Bazaar were sent here but didn't even tour the senary before they came back, I don't know why! But now, through something very strange I don't know about either, they and all of the Histerians will be here very soon. Not only that, someone from the aftelife that was sent here by them will be waiting for them with some very "special" surprises. So join us at an unknown date for the first episode of "The Afterlife of the Loud and Wacky" coming soon, when only these afterlife people know because they can see the future, I don't know how. Oh, and congradulations to the Philadelphia Eagles for winning the Super Bowl next week. Again, heaven can see the future, and I want a piece of that. Until next time! Again "The Afterlife of the Loud and Wacky" coming soon to a Heaven or Hades near you.
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Sounds good, and I know why! This is coming soon to a Board near you. And Go E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!

Apperantly heaven is no good at prediciting the future when it comes to football, but then again, I was corrected by the fact they aren't in heaven. And with this mishap, it's just as well, though luckly I've come to realize it will likely be a snowballs chance in H*ll of me ever seeing a major championship team in my town[if they couldn't do it at home, a place I told my Dad over and over we had to be in so we could win it all, where can they win it?!]which allows me to not care so much, which eliminates a lot of stress in me rooting for the near impossible. It's a theory way off topic, but since I made the dumb mistake of listening to heaven's theories, I know better enough to say said off topic thing.[R6 will probably back me up on this if he comes back]Oh, and my first part to the new story should be up tomorrow or the next day.