(We fade in to the next H! meeting already in progress.)
Sammy: Okay, the last Histeria Wars story did pretty good! Mr. JusSonic is planning on making the next one next month!
Froggo: Excuse me, Sammy, but won't that lead to another triangle between me, Charity, and Loud?
Loud: Yeah, the last one nearly kills me!
JusSonic: Don't worry, you guys! It's just a movie!
Toast: So was our spoof of the Rocky Horror movie, dude!
(Some noises off-screen startled the cast.)
WOW: What in the blazes is that?!
Sammy: Oh, that is just Mike and the bots. They are cleaning up the attic and hopefully find some props we can used for the next Histeria Wars story!
Tom: (V/O) Look what we found!
(The MHT3K cast came in carrying a big case.)
Sammy: Oh, I was wondering where that thing was!
Cho-Cho: What thing?
Sammy: Oh, it is something I bought off a dealer last year. He seems very eager to get rid of it! The Ruby of Xomox!
Lucky Bob: The what?
Sammy: Ruby of Xomox! Geez, do I have to explained things to you?!
Aka: Is that a trick question, Melman?
Sammy: Forget it. Let's see it!
(The bots open the box to reveal some sort of the ruby. The others ooh and aah at this!)
Loud: THAT LOOKS GOOD!
Lydia: Melman, are you sure you aren't possessed by Greed again?
Sammy: Oh come on! Just because it happens once doesn't mean it will happen again!
Pule: Are you sure of that?
Susanna: Yeah!
Sammy: Enough already! Geez, I wish Chit was here so he can take his share instead of me!
(Chit came in)
Chit: You say my name and here I am!
Sammy: Good, you guys can make fun of him now!
Toast: Nah, we just like to make fun of both of you!
Robert: Hmmm...
JusSonic: What is it, Robert?
Robert: It said here, "Do Not Touch No Matter What." I wonder why that's warning there.
R6: Maybe it is some sort of trap for greedy dopes like Sammy!
Sammy: Why me? Or more importantly...
The rest: Why not?
Sammy: Forget it.
Miss Info: Too late!
Smartypants: Heh, heh. Good one, dear.
Tom: That warning is probably stupid anyway.
Mike: Yeah, just look. All I had to do is touch it and...
(Before he can finished, Mike touched the ruby and suddenly a flash of light appears. Then, before our eyes, the cast inside the room has disappears. The screen turns black and white (like "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey", sort of) and we can see the heroes.)
Froggo: What happened?
Charity: Or more importantly, where are we?!
++++++++
Your turn, robert. Remember, they didn't really died. They just transported to the other side.
Mike: All right, let's first figure out where we aren't, yeah, that's a distraction as to remembering how we got here. We're not at the studio, we're not at Forrester's place, and if this was a villain's hideout you know about, you'd have told us.
Sammy: Wait...anyone see a large building somewhere about a couple hundred feet away from
Loud: All right, we already know you're not gonna tell us anything good that you should have told us earlier, so just let it out already!
Sammy: We're in....the other side. The place where the dead like to visit but they don't exactly live.
R6: You went to the place close to the afterlife before I had a chance to send you there?!
Lydia: I promise you I would have sent him there if we didn't need him to get what we needed earlier.
Mike: All right, more distracting talk and dirty secrets!
Smartypants: Sammy's right about this place. Do you know how we got the historical characters to be on Histeria to start with when most of them were dead?
Pepper: I wouldn't know, I thought they were all famous people alive today when I met them, not like anyone warned me or anything.
Smartypants: Anyhoo, we needed to get them here and so I built a machine to transport anyone to this place, which is one of the many hangouts that dead people go but it's not quite the afterlife. Therefore there's no need for questions as to if we're dead, cause we're not, the ruby just transported us here.
Toast: And the machine you built was this Ruby of Xomox?
Sammy: No, I said I bought it from a dealer last year, so there goes your chance to get something right.
Pepper: Don't worry Toastie, the mean man's ears will get the full payback he deserves by me later.
JusSonic: Wait a minute, if that wasn't the thing you used to bring the historical people to our world, what is this thing?
Lydia: My guess it that is was a backup device built by Kellner and whatever dark powers he had in case we failed. Then during his spring cleaning he probably threw it out for whoever gave it to Melman to take.
Chit: So we're near the place where the perminantly asleep are just because Melman wanted to pay a visit here?!
Smartypants: If he decided not to, we wouldn't have much of a show back then, would we?
Sammy: A compliment that I should get more often, I must say.
Aka: We'll talk once you get us the heck outta here!! I can't have fun later on with dead people watching me and Froggy, can I?
Crow: You have bad enough luck hiding it from the living, I doubt the dead will be less nosy.
Robert: Let's get back to the getting out of here part. I can't stay here, not when I just got a new girlfriend! If I lived in any other city than Philadelphia I wouldn't get this kind of luck!
Sammy: Well well well, I do remember some places around here when I visited, some places that could provide possible help, but I don't know.
R6:{Grabs Sammy}You've used up your limit as to how often you can bribe us into forgiving you for our insults in return for your help. That's too bad since now I'm free to use other methods to persuade you, traveling through the spirt plane boy!
Sammy: Why didn't you say so with less menace in your voice? Follow me if you wanna see what that place I mentioned was.
{The gang follows Sammy away to the building far away. Now we see no one around the scene until we see two feet walking by, accompanied by a chuckling voice}
******************************************************
Next: Sammy shows the gang around and the clues as to who the mystery man is this time begins, unless JusSonic has other ideas.
Voice: (V/O) Good. I knew my patience had finally paid off. And with the right help, I can make sure they will perish....forever!
(He laughs evilly as his feet walks away. We go to the building of the "afterlife" the Histerians went to. It is labeled "Club Dead".)
Toast: Uh, Sammy. You said this isn't the afterlife, right?
R6: Yeah, this building wasn't here when I was "gone" for a while.
Lydia: Will you please stop reminding me of that?!
Sammy: Well, this realm is probably between Heaven and Heck, so basically the dead can come here...I think.
Loud: Nevermind. Let's see if there is someone here who can help us get home.
Tom: Uh, since this is between Heaven and Heck, Mike, you don't think...
Mike: Oh goodness. I hope not.
Miss Info: Who are they talking about?
JusSonic: John Agar.
(JusSonic shook his head as they went in. No one notices that the mystery man appeared with guys in trenchcoats. The man is wearing one as well.)
Man: You remember the plan, right?
Another man: Yes, Mr...
Man: And if you called me that again, I will make sure you regretted it!
Another man: Sorry.
Man: Forget about it. Time I had a chat with some "old" friends.
(He chuckles evilly, though quietly so we can't recognized him early. We QC inside. There is a bunch of famous people who died during the years. The Histerians are now in there.)
Robert: Holy cow! These are the famous people who died in the past few years!
R6: Pepper, I think it is time to get out an autograph book.
Sammy: Hey! We are here to get help, not caused trouble!
Aka: Oh come on, Sammy. Let us have a little fun.
Sammy: Fine, but if we get thrown out, don't come crying to me!
R6: And don't come crying to your exs if you get hurt, Doorman.
Sammy: That's Melman.
R6: Oh, what's the diff?
Sammy: (looks up to the ceiling) Why me? Why me?
(Everyone soon do what they usually do. If you want a few hints, pretend this is H! cartoon. But eventually we go back to the action. Charity is alone by herself when someone come up to her. It is the mystery man in a trenchcoat.)
Man: Alone, little child?
Charity: Uh, no. In fact, I don't think we were supposed to be here.
Man: Oh you are...for your eventually event.
Charity: (nervous) Uh, will you go away? You are scaring me.
Man: Why should I?
(Loud came up)
Loud: Because she asked you nicely. So bug off!
(The man then hastily pushed Charity down.)
Charity: Hey!
Loud: WHAT IS THE BIG IDEA?!
Man: You being a big yeller! I am surprised you haven't died yet!
(The others came up)
Miss Info: Hey! What do you know he didn't died yet?!
Man: Well, well, the dumb idiot just got something right.
Smartypants: She isn't dumb! Who do you think you are?!
Man: Someone you Histerians hasn't seen in a while! And you can't get rid of me this time, because I am dead!
(The man's henchmen appeared to join him.)
Cho-Cho: Uh, you mind telling us what the heck you are talking about?!
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Man: Clearly, fame doesn't come with minds. Isn't it, Ms. Cho-Cho?
Robert: Okay, enough with the disguise cliche. Just show yourself who you are, buddy.
Man: Fine, I will!
(Behind the man, he removes his hat showing his face. The good guys...well, take a guess.)
Miss Info: Oh no. Not him again!
Tom: It is Gene Burrows! We are all going to died!!!
Froggo: No! It isn't Gene.
Tom: It isn't?
Mike: At least, Gene doesn't have a Lorre accent.
Charity: No. This man is the reason Gene found out about me and Loud a few years go.
Chit: Who? Oh wait. Why do I bothered asking since I already know. But tell the people who doesn't know about this.
Pule: Including us.
Susanna: You got that right.
Charity: (Pause) Vincent Morre.
++++++++
Coming up.
What is Morre up to? How is he responsible for the Histerians being in the "afterlife" to begin with? Plus: a old "dead" friend help out our heroes.
Vincent Morre: What took you guys so long? I expected you here at least a few months after you made this my new home.
Sammy: Hey wait, this guy helped Gene almost destroy the country, why is he here and not in Hades?!
R6: Even I'm not gonna touch that.
Morre: With statements like that I'm glad I'm in a less judgemental place now. But judging is why I'm here though. The powers upstairs have been debating ever since I got here whether my one evil act negates my three decades of relatively good behavior, so I've been here in limbo ever since, waiting for you.
Mike: Well we got some time to kill before the attempted murders begin, so go ahead and explain what "waiting for us" means. Are you responsible for sending us here?
Morre: In a way. Before I went to Washington I did have thoughts of killing you all before then, once I even went to the Warner Brothers lot to spy on you and figure out how to get you. There I heard Kellner speaking of the Ruby of Xomox and after I heard what it could do, I figured using it to send you here forever would be just as good as death. But then you headed for Washington and I had money to take a flight there, so I put it off.
Miss Info: But you just said you had something to do with us being here now, how could you if you never used the ruby?
Morre: Too bad we've been through too much for me to praise you when you're not saying something dumb. But before Smartypants gets his weapons out, I'll tell you that before I went to the city, I talked to someone. I said in case I never made it back from my trip, he would spy on the lot and when Kellner finally threw the ruby in the gar bage disposal, he would take it and sell it to one of you morons since you never heard of it. Then eventually you'd actually use it and wind up here for me to get you if I hadn't already. And here we are.
Sammy: All right, I know you're gonna get me for buying the ruby from Morre's dealer to start with, but can we save it till we beat him this time, please?!
Morre: Who said you're gonna beat me? I waited three years for you to come here and I had to hear endless stories about all of you from the recently dead, that's not enough excuses for me to let you off that easy.
Aka: Ya think the big guy next door is gonna be that impressed to hear about that? From what you told us, you can kiss that undeserved place in heaven good bye if you touch us.
Morre: Blah blah blah, I'm sure Froggo must be so proud of you. The only reason I stayed so well behaved here is because I was waiting to kill you. After that I don't care where I go, besides if I go to Hades, Gene will have extra company and I was starting to really miss him.
Loud: He didn't even deserve to be missed by one person.{Morre pushes Loud to the ground in a split second}
Morre: I've been waiting too long for the day that you could see him personally and tell him that.{He and his henchman get out weapons}Thanks to Saddam Hussain lending us his spare weapons from his chemical weapons plant in Heaven, that day is finally here.
Pepper: Wait, I thought that insane guy was still alive, the only place I heard he was dead was in South-
Morre: You don't even deserve to finish that one last pop culture joke!
Toast: Hey I thought you were mad at Loud and Charity, not us, and if you were mad at Pep I sure would have remembered it.
Morre: Enough plot holes, prepare to finally die!!
{Just then something flys into the scene and knocks the gun from Morre's hand. At that moment, two more items fly in and knock the guns from the henchman's hand. Once they all recover, they see that those items are on the ground and that they are crucifixes}
Morre: No. Not now, not now of all times!! You help kill just one innocent person and they never let you hear the end of it!!
Voice: Yes, and I like being the only innocent person on your success list too much, Morre. When God hears about this Gene will have his company after all.
Crow: Hey, that sounds like the Kirk Cameron preacher guy we saw when those sins took you guys over. Of course since I'm a robot they didn't even think of getting me cause I'm that powerful.
Mike:{Pushes Crow back with only a light touch}Hey, how did the priest guy get here, did he touch the ruby while we were gone?
Smartypants:{Proudly}No one would know how his mind works better than his brother. Hello Daniel.
{The owner of the crucifixs reveals himself as the late great original priest of the H! universe, "Another 24 Hours"'s own Reverand Karris}
******************************************************
Next: The reunion with the good dead guy begins before Morre somehow interrupts it.
Reverend Daniel Karris: Hello, Histerians. It's good to see you people again.
Miss Info: Hiya, Karris. How is heaven?
Karris: It's good. How is my brother Kirk?
Tom: He is good! Did you know he help us...
Robert: Excuse me, reverend, why are you here when you are supposed to be in Heaven?
Karris: Well, angels can sometimes pay a visit to this world too, don't you think Mr. Dougherty?
Robert: Hmmm...
Morre: Excuse me! I don't want to be ignored here!
Karris: Morre! When the lord himself hears about this, you will never get into Heaven now!
Aka: Huh?
Karris: God sent me to keep tabs on Vincent since he helped Gene kill me.
Morre: And if you were still alive, I will do it again! Now get out of my way!
Karris: 1.I am still dead, and 2.While the lord doesn't liked violence, I will have no choice but to do this!
(Karris grabs a nearby table and throws it at Morre and his henchman.)
Karris: Quickly, my friends before he gets up!
WOW: That is ridiculous than staying around only to get good, but okay!
(The Histerians and their old dead friend ran away but Morre and his henchman managed to get themselves up.)
Morre: Darn it! This is what I get for not doing stuff right away!
Man: Well, why didn't you?
Morre: I didn't think so, Muldoon!
Muldoon: Hey! Did you have to say my name here?
Morre: Excuse me, but who it is that told you that the Histerians are responsible for your demise?!
Muldoon: You?
Morre: My point exactly! Come, they got away this time but the next time, they will have a new home...here!
Muldoon: What about the reverend? He is dead you know!
Morre: I will take care of him too!
(He laughs with a Lorre-like laugh combined with Vincent Price's laugh. QC to where the Histerians and Karris are at. They are somewhere away from the club.)
Karris: Good, you are safe until we find a way for you to get home.
R6: Hold on. Safe until we get home? Yeah, that sounds like fun!
JusSonic: Reverend Karris, do you mind if I asked you a question?
Karris: Yes?
JusSonic: What is Heaven like?
Karris: It is nice. When you died someday, not today I hoped, you will loved it too. That is if you believed in the lord.
Pepper: Excuse me, can we figured out a way outta this world and back to the world of the living?!
Charity: You are right. We got a dead foe and a dead helper of his helping him.
Karris: That other person is Muldoon.
Histerians: What?!
Mike: I don't get it! I thought he changed sides when that Nathan fellow was convinced the Histerians weren't to blame!
Smartypants: Even I used that speech on Danny Shelton and that didn't failed!
Karris: I believed that Morre has convinced Muldoon that you people are to blame for his death.
Cho-Cho: So is there a way to convinced him that it is not our fault?
Pule: Yeah! I don't want to be killed by a dead guy!
Susanna: And give Mr. Osment another reason to say "I see dead people."
Froggo: I loved that movie. Scary, but loved it.
Karris: Don't worry. I know two people who can help us.
Crow: What? Are they angels like Alan Hale and Jim Backus?
Loud: Since when is Alan Hale and Jim Backus angels?
Crow: I seen them in "Angels Revenge".
Karris: No. These are two people Morre hated and is tied for second place on his hate list.
Miss Info: And who could that be? Harry?
Karris: No. Two people he hated to be compared to since it is a mistake he gets all the time.
Toast: Dude, you mean...
JusSonic: Break out the sodas, boys! This looks like a big one!
++++++++
Coming up!
The Histerians and Karris meets the two people Karris was talking about! (Hint: The first person's first name is Vincent and the second person's last name is what Morre's last name is compared to) Morre and Muldoon makes another attempt to get our heroes! Plus, more craziness!
{Cut to another part of the other side, the part with a large ominious castle. Naturally, Karris and the Histerians are walking right to it}
JusSonic: Okay, we got the evil castle part down, what do you think we're gonna see next? The raven, the narration of a Poe poem,, or the scissorhands?
Aka: If he can help us get out of here, I don't care what kinda scary stuff he's gonna show us that he's shown everyone a million times before! Let's get in there!{They do just that}
Karris: Vincent? Vincent? I brought some guests with me this time you'll be most interested in seeing!
Robert: This time? You've visited him that many time before?
Karris: In addition to keeping my eye on our evil Vincent, I have to make sure he's not harming the creepy Vincent. I don't get a lot of days off.
Voice: What's wrong with that, is my company that bad?
{The group stops to see that right in front of them is the man- the dead man- they're here for. And that is the late horror film legend and one of Vincent Morre's most hated people, Vincent Price}
Vincent Price: Hello Daniel, I was hoping you'd get here sooner more than usual when I heard who else was bound to come too.
Pepper: Wow, I don't believe it!! Peter Lorre is right here in front of us, this is so cool!!
Price: What a flattering and misinformed kid.
Miss Info: Hey, that's my name and I like it too much, at least better than my real name!
Karris: Okay then, since you know who they are, you know why we came here.
Price: For my charming company of course, I mean you and those other cartoon people down there love to spoof me so much you're bound to be amazed to actually see me! And I put together an extra special organ playing spectacle just for you!
Karris: Maybe after you help us deal with your least favorite dead guy.
Price: Look, Poe just has to understand that even though I wasn't his first choice to star in all his movie adaptations, that's no reason to keep bugging me that I should have turned it down!
Karris: No no, the other least favorite dead guy!
Price: Oh, him. Well he hasn't gone after me in weeks, I thought he finally realized how dumb he's being in doing that to begin with. I didn't tell his mother to name him Vincent and yet I get the unholy wrath thing from him? Right, that's fair.
Loud: YOU MIGHT BE ONE OF OUR ONLY WAYS TO PREVENT HIM FROM DOING THAT UNHOLY WRATH THING ON _US_, AND THE THING IS THAT WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT CAUSE WE'RE NOT DEAD!!
Price:{Shaken a bit}So Morre wasn't exaggerating about him. That's one less way to character assasinate him for me.
Smartypants: Look, he hates you and hates when you're mentioned around him. If you help us face him we can get him off balance enough to beat him until we get out of here.
Price: Is that so? You're lucky I'm easier to convince than other canidates for that honor.
Karris: Don't tell me he's still bitter, he should know he's just sinking down to the level of the guy he hates!
Sammy: All right, that kind of talk is getting on my nerves, you mind telling us who we're talking about right away for once?!
Karris: Peter Lorre, of course. Who else could we talk about that could possibly fit into this?
Sammy:{Sarcastic}How would I know, I'm supposed to be a complete idiot.
Charity: Now why would Peter Lorre have a reason to not help us as you seem to hint at?
Price: As much as Morre hates being comapred to Peter, Peter hates it more because now he's compared to a would be murderer every day. So he tries distancing himself from Morre and his tirades as much as possible, but that's esepcially hard because in reality, he's far more of a basis for Vincent than I am. I mean, I'm not the one who sounds like that Vincent in the least, you've heard him!
R6: Then I guess the only thing to do is to bring him out of hiding.
Lydia: Ooh, I always like it when he's commanding like that.{Pause}But let's save that for when we're back on Earth.
Sammy: And I bet I know just where you want him to act like that, am I-{R6 takes a mallet from Smartypants and aims it at Sammy}-well, I can always finish that thought up another time.
Price: Ah, some things truely never change down there, partically the verbal mistakes of dimbulbs.{Laughs his trademark creepy laugh}
Sammy: Great, add scaryness to insults, I am just that lucky.
{The group them walks out of the castle and heads off. Behind them though, is a bush where Muldoon is hiding, and he is now about to talk into a walkie talkie}
Muldoon: Vincent, they have the other Vincent now and they're gonna see you know who even though you don't wanna know who now. Over.
Morre:{On the other end}You act like that's surprising, Robert. They know how to get to me and getting those two hacks means they remember just how to do it.
Muldoon: Then we should go get them before you have to deal with them!
Morre: That wouldn't help, it's pratically destiny that I have to face them to get to the Histerians. I haven't been destiny's friend thus far, you think that'd change this quickly?!
Muldoon: So we're not gonna get our revenge just because you're bothered by two overated actors?!
Morre: This is my last chance to do something about this, Robert. If I don't captalize on this chance to get them I may never get another one, and it's not gonna be because of those actors. The Histerians were to blame for everything I went through during my last years of existence, but they didn't have anything to do with my Price/Lorre problems. Because I hated being linked to them so much I set myself up for them to finish the job of my downfall. That doesn't mean they don't deserve justice or that I won't give it to them.
Muldoon: Okay....
Morre: I've waited too long to prove that everything I went through wasn't for nothing. They have to pay for my life to have any meaning, so I can know that I was capable of striking back against injustice. With that I can go to the underworld happy and not drive Gene crazy with my rants that I didn't. And to do that, I have to find a way to get Price and Lorre off my backs forever!
Muldoon: Okay, you do that, I'll go get them for you.
Morre: No! They're going to get Lorre on their side one way or the other no matter how much he doesn't like being near me. We have some time to kill before then, so report back to headquarters to help me. You're going to aid in the rehabilitation that will help me get my venegance once and for all, for then those two will have no effect on me and I can give those Histerians the effect of eternal death!{Laughs}
******************************************************
Next: The gang tries to get Lorre on their side and Morre begins his attempts to become free of the actor's influence.
(Meanwhile, the Histerians and their friends, Karris and Price, are searching through a part of the other side.)
Pule: So, Mr. Price, are you sure Mr. Lorre is around here somewhere?
Price: I am sure he is. After all, I played Vincent Van Ghoul on "The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo."
Crow: Ugh. I hated that show. Not because you weren't a villain, Mr. Price, but because of that annoying Scrappy-Doo.
Price: I understand, Crow. I don't like that annoying puppy either. In fact, if I have my way back when I was alive, I woulda have my character zapped that freak of nature outta existence years ago!
JusSonic: Now, that's the Vincent Price I knew when he played Professor Ratigan in "The Great Mouse of Detective."
Price: Please, now is not the time to remind everyone else of my career of that certain mouse company. Ah, here we are.
(The Histerians are in front of a building.)
Charity: Is he here?
Karris: Let me check. Peter! Are you in there?
(We heard a voice from inside.)
Voice: Go ahead! I don't want to talk to anyone!
Karris: Peter, it's me, Reverend Karris. Please come out.
Voice: No! I refused to be compared to that madman any further!
Price: Will you come out, or do you want us to leave, Mr._Morre_?
Voice: Oh right! I am coming out!
(The source of the voice comes out. It is the late famous movie legend and another one of Morre's hated people, Peter Lorre. He speaks like Morre too, but then again, what else gave H! the inspiration to spoof him with Poe?)
Peter Lorre: (dry) Of course, if you aren't dead, I will kill you for doing that, Vincent.
Karris: Glad you came out. We need your help.
Lorre: Don't bother, let me guess. The Histerians have come here by accident and being chased by a madman who hates him, the same madman whom everyone compared me to!
Toast: Wow! This dude is good!
Susanna: Must be.
Sammy: Listen, uh, can I call you Peter?
Lorre: Yes, if it stops mistaking me for that fool.
Sammy: Okay, Peter, we need your help to knock off balance of the guy who hated being compared to both you and Mr. Price so we can return home.
Lorre: (sarcastic) Oh, I am sorry. But I am a bit busy for a while. Why don't you come back later?
Miss Info: Oh, that's just an excuse because you wanted nothing to do with Morre.
Lorre: Do you realized how difficult to be in the afterlife because of him?! When I was alive, I was known for being creepy and have a weird voice! When I died, I thought I could relax for once. But no! When that no good would-be murderer died, people always confused me with him! As if him being compared to me isn't enough!
Robert: Whoa! No need to be angry, Peter. We don't want another killer.
Lorre: You won't because I don't want to kill anyone and wind up in Hades. Besides, Morre is already dead, so what else I can do?
R6: Just help us so we can get away from that guy.
Price: You're only saying that because you wanted to spent time with your lover.
Lydia: Hey, watch it or you will be even deader!
Tom: Are you sure you don't want to help us, Peter?
Lorre: Like it or not, I am not going anywhere!
Aka: This could be difficult than I thought.
(Elsewhere back at Morre's hideout, Morre is being hooked up to something. Muldoon is helping him.)
Muldoon: What does this have to do with your revenge, Vincent?
Morre: Simple. If this work, not even being compared to those actors would hurt me now! And plus, I will get rid of the Histerians with no problem!
Muldoon: Shame I left my son Shane in the afterlife with only my wife to take care of him.
Morre: Do this right, and we will avenge both our deaths! (Laughs)
+++++++++++++
Next: The Histerians makes a hopefully attempt to get Lorre's help as Morre attacks!
{Outside Lorre's house, the gang is still talking to Lorre}
Lorre: Do you really think anything you say will get me to change my mind? I mean come on, I matched wits with Humphrey Bogart, how can you do any better?
Pepper: Humphrey who? What 80's or 90's movie or TV show was he on?
Loud: While you think about that, let me ask him something? YOU REALLY THINK THAT LETTING US DIE AT HIS HANDS IS GONNA END THOSE JOKES?!
Lorre:{Shaken}Ah, so Morre wasn't exaggerating about you. And I used that theory as one of the 1000 ways to call him crazy.
Price: Okay, with that out of the way we can get back to talking some sense into you.
Lorre: That's easy for you to say, your only link to him is your first name, he stole my last name and voice!
Price: Yes, he's a plagerist, blah blah blah. We get it already, you're only making it worse on yourself and us by whining about it! But doing something about it, ah, there's a different result right there!
Lorre: What crazy rant have you put together now?
Price: Think of it. He is a madman and he is planning to kill us and whoever else gets in his way. But if you could stop him, oh, the praise that will shine your way.
Karris: Absolutly. By saving us and everyone else here, they'll compare you to him still, but because you stopped him from committing a great evil. They'll compare you to him because you defeated him so badly and they'll be laughing at him because, although he's like you in voice and name, he had nothing compared to the real thing, a real heroic thing!
Lorre: So...if I stopped him, they'd like me and compare to him only because I stopped him from killing people?
Mike: I got that theme from one of the 10 billion lines they said during that whole thing.
Lorre: Hmmm....but what if I fail? Yes, what if I fail badly, I'm no action hero, I made too big of an impact as a creepy guy to even be considered for that! If he beats me, then I only get the worst out of it and get hated even more! The risk is too great!
Aka: Come on, all you gotta do is throw a few punches at him and you're done, we'll take care of the rest!
Robert: But he'll be so off balance in seeing you and being compared to you that he won't put up much of a fight. Humilating him like that is certainly something you've wanted to do for a while.
Lorre: How would you know that, it's not like you wrote him and created him, how else would you know that about him?{Robert looks a little bit nervous after hearing that}I'm sorry, I need to think about this too much for me to help you now. If you'll leave me alone now, I can start the thinking process quicker and be able to help quicker if I decide to. Good day.{He shuts the door}
Charity: Well at least we know if we're ever in life threatening danger there'll be no need to worry, since that's when he's bound to show up. I mean, that's a cliche if there ever was one.
Lydia: I'd rather not be in any life threatening situations to tempt some cliches.
R6: But if you were, you know who your knight in shining armor would be if he's out of action, right?
Loud: That's something we know, but I'd rather know what our next move is until he comes out. By now Morre's started whatever evil plan he has for us, are we supposed to just stand around until it happens?
Sammy: I didn't like this place when I visited it before, I don't like it now, and if it wanted to improve itself on me, going through near death wouldn't help it one bit! In short, I wanna go home right now, isn't there a way to do that before the big battle scene?!
Karris: Hmm....
Sammmy: What's with the hmm, if that means you know of a way out, tell us now!
{But before that happens, we go to another section of the other side, a place where a group of people are standing and Morre and Muldoon are right in front of them and about to speak to them}
Man: What's this all about, Lorre?
{Instead of getting angry at hearing this, Morre just stands still- until some kind of electricity shoots out of his eyes and zaps the incorrect man. The crowd gasps}
Morre: No need to panic people, I haven't turned myself into a robot or freak of nature like Gene apperantly did. All I did was inplant a device inside my brain programmed to zap electricity out of my eyes if anyone compares me negatively to the actors. Unfortunatly that's the only time it can zap anyone since the only time it zaps anyone is when people make jokes about me and my relation to the actors, so I can't zap the Histerians by myself.
Man 2: Could you explain that Histeria part after you explain the zap part some more?
Morre: I planted a device in my brain to zap anyone if I am compared to the actors, so now when we go to kill the Histerians, after they start trying to rattle me with those jokes, once I shock them for it they won't use those jokes anymore and I won't have any reason to be bothered by those gags because no one will dare to make them again. Therefore, we can kill them with no trouble.
Man 3: Who said anything about killing anyone, we were told this was a meeting where we'd get free hats!
Morre: This is far more important!! This is about protecting the world we have left behind!
Muldoon: Since you died, the planet has come under attack by supervillains on a daily basis. And why? Because they all want to kill the Histerians! And one of these days one of them will succeed, which is good except for the fact that eventually one of them will use weapons powerful enough to destroy all the loved ones you left behind and everyone else as well!
Morre: We were killed during one of their battles and several other innocents suffered or died to thanks to battles that happened all because the villains went after the Histerians! Now if they were no longer living, well, then no one would start those battles anymore, would they? But if they are allowed to go back to Earth, then it would only be a matter of time before everyone you know dies or worse because of them and their fights!
Man 3: But after you fought them we decided it wasn't their fault, it was you and the other guys fault.
Morre: And why did we almost destroy a city to start? Because we wanted them dead and millions more could have died because of it! Do you want to take a chance that their next fight could result in the actual deaths of millions, including your still alive loved ones?!{The crowd murmers}All right, I have you hooked now, so now after the next part of my talk, our grand army will be formed and ready. Robert, start the music!
{Music is now heard similar to the Oscar nominated, Canada bashing song from South Park the movie, which Morre starts to sing along to}
Morre: Times have changed.
The world below got worse.
There's only two seconds of peace
Before a death match bursts.
Muldoon: Should we blame the government?
Morre: Or blame all the bad guys?
Or blame all the weapons that caused us to fry?
No!
Blame Histeria!
Muldoon/Morre: Blame Histeria!
Muldoon: No one would think to kill us off
If they didn't do well in ticking them off
Blame Histeria!
Morre/Muldoon: Blame Histeria!
Morre: Don't listen to the pleas of those dolts
It's Histeria's fault!
Don't blame the deaths
Of Washington's best
From three years ago because of
Gene and his robot guests.
Muldoon: And Slim and Slasho once
Were normal like you and me
But because of them the innocent die often, you see.
Morre: And why?!
Blame Histeria!
Morre/Muldoon: Blame Histeria!
Muldoon: With their annoying little traits
That cause evil to harm your face
Blame Histeria!
Morre: Blame Histeria!
They're not even funny people anyway.
Crowd: Our loved ones are in peril
Mostly every day, it's true
Because the worst people just want to
Kill a few TV stars soon
Should we blame the fates
Who are never on our side?
And just wait for someone to blow them all up with cynanide?
Morre: No!
Blame Histeria!!!
Everyone: Blame Histeria!!
Morre: At least when they're dead and gone, you see
The evil will leave the innocent be.
Everyone: Blame Histeria!
Shame on Histeria!
For...
The battles and pain
And people insane
Now we have a shot
To make it all stop
So let's get them
And stop this song thus
Before somebody thinks
Of suing usssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!
Morre:{Speaking}There you go, the rhyming is done! Now my army, let's get them and stop all their fun....at the likely expense of our still living loved ones!! Heh, I said no more rhymes and I kept that promise pretty well defended despite that threat.
******************************************************
Next: The gang searches for an escape as Morre[along with his new power to shock people for making jokes about him]and his new army start their attacks.
Charity: So what plan do you have Reverend Karris to help us get home?
Karris: Well, there is one person who can helped by I got to go back to Heaven to do it.
JusSonic: You mean Jesus? Good. I wanted to see him since he was killed In Iraq during Christmas.
Karris: Actually, I mean you know.
Aka: Oh, well that works too.
Karris: I must leave you, but I hope you Histerians can avoid Morre in the meantime.
Crow: Hey, don't worry, Karris. We will be safe. I hope.
(Karris left.)
Pule: Why do you tell him that for? Who knows what Morre is planning to do and I don't want to die here! I still have a life ahead of me, and I want to have kids someday!
Susanna: Don't worry, Pule. I will try to comfort you in the meantime.
Pule: Thanks, Susanna.
Robert: Oh no. Not this cliche again.
Chit: The loving cliche? I thought you liked it!
Robert: Don't that! This!
(The Histerians and Price are surprised to see an angry crowd approaching them.)
R6: Oh! The Angry Crowd cliche! Hadn't seen one of those for a while?
Loud: AND LOOK WHO'S LEADING THEM!
(The angry crowd is indeed led by Morre and Muldoon.)
Morre: Hello, Histerians. Time to pay for your crimes!
Tom: Yeah, yeah. Anyway I got a question to ask.
Morre: What?
Tom: Can you tell be the Price of the fries? I liked some Lorre.
(As expected, electricity shoots out of Morre's eyes and zaps Tom.)
Tom: Ouch!!! That was worse when that Metaluna freak keep frying me when we try to escape the Satellite of Love that one time!!!
WOW: Ah, quit your betty aching. You're a robot, you will lived.
Muldoon: Unlike the rest of you! You will pay for the deaths of me, Morre, and anyone else who suffered during your time on Earth!
Charity: Muldoon, why are you even helping Morre? You known we were innocent after Nathan was convinced, so why kid yourself by teaming up with Gene's second partner?!
Muldoon: Uh...
Morre: You're not going to trick him like you did Nathan! Plus, you can't get me with those Price and Lorre jokes like last time, because of what you seen happened to that annoying robot!
Angry Man: Wait, why is he, that other robot, and that temp guy in the group anyway? They aren't part of the cast.
Morre: They aren't funny either because they always talk during movies!
Mike: Well, you got to admit, someone has to make fun of the bad movies America suffered though.
Morre: Enough! Time to reintroduced you to a old friend of yours!
(Morre pulls out the gun like the one Gene used in "Another 24 Hours")
Chit: Oh come on! Not the vaccuum gun! Your buddy Gene used that last time and it didn't work!
Morre: Actually, I got a different target in mind!
(He activated the suck mode on his gun, and unlike Gene last time, uses it to try to suck up Charity.)
Charity: Help!
(Loud grabs Charity, and like last time, the others join in to try to prevent Charity from getting sucked in. But like last time, it failed and Charity ended up suck into the gun.)
Miss Info: You let her go, little mister, though I know you won't do that willing!
Morre: Indeed, and here is another demand. Muldoon?
(Muldoon hands a gun to Morre. Morre points the gun to the other gun Charity is suck into.)
Sammy: Oh not this again! You shoulda known better than to do that after last time!
Morre: Well this time, I got a new motivation! Surrender now, and I promised your deaths will be swift, or she will be the first victim of a man who was the last to sufferred during that business in Washington. And if any of you try to stop me before you get a chance to surrender, I will kill her.
Price: Morre! I demand you stop at once!
Morre: Ha! You can't get me this time, Price! Although I can't kill you since you are already dead, I will enjoyed your suffering when I get to it. Where's your friend, Karris?
Price: Doesn't matter, because when he gets back, you will be sent to your just rewards!
Morre: All the better to do this quick!
(Before anyone can do anything, someone threw a brick at the gun Charity is stucked in, knocking it Morre's hand. Before he can do anything, Aka quickly grabbed the gun and press the release button, getting Charity out. Loud went over to hug her.)
Charity: (shaken) Loud?
Loud: That's okay, Charity. You are okay now.
Morre: Who did that?! Was it one of you?!
Lorre: (V/O) No, me!
(The actior in question, Lorre, has appeared out of the shadows, with an angry look on his face.)
Morre: Oh you. Don't bother. You can't get me anymore.
Lorre: The Histerians' visit gave me some time to think. While I can't stand being near you, I can't stand you killing innocents even more, therefore mocking my name further!!!
Morre: Well, you got to admit, it wouldn't have happened if they haven't cause me to die.
Lorre: If you think you are going to make be a psycho again like in some of my movies, guess what? YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
(Lorre tackles Morre and a fight pursues. The angry mob don't know what to do.)
Morre: Don't stand there, you dopes! Get the Histerians!!!
F. Time: Well, I guess it's time for another Final Confrontation(TM). Let's hope it is better than the last one.
Toast: Dude, I hope so.
+++++++++
Next: The Final Confrontation(TM)! Muldoon did some reconsideration. Morre vs. Lorre! And what are Karris and the lord himself going to Morre?
Angry man: All right everyone, get the weapons out and shoot the destroyers of our country down!
JusSonic: What?! That old arguement again?! You're telling me Morre got people to fight for him that died that long ago?!
Robert: Yeah, if you were alive to see the whole Washington battle, you'd remember that in the end, we correctly blamed Gene and Vincent for what happened. You weren't directly bothered by our show until they made you so, do you think that you would have if they didn't show up?
Crowd: Well....
Aka: Oh come on, you don't even need to go wellllll, you wouldn't have even known we existed if they didn't show up, so what other reason do you have to kill us? And that goes for all those other villains back down there, they're the only reason you hate us, so therefore the whole thing makes no sense!
Froggo: Smart girl, my Aka, isn't she?
Robert: Here, let me sum things up for you to send you off with a smile.{Starts singing in a Mr Mackey like voice}There are times when you get suckered in/By crazy people who like blowing things up, mmkay/But it's when you do these things too much/That you've lost your morals/And must get back in touchhhh.
Man:{Before Robert can continue}Okay, okay, we get it, we're the bad guys! We don't need to be punished with a song like that, so just for that we're not gonna help you beat Morre! Come on guys, let's go, I thought these weapons were too risky to use anyway.{They start to leave}Besides, that guy he looks like is giving him a good pounding anyway.
{Back at the Lorre/Morre fight, Peter is indeed pounding Vincent until he hears this reference and electricity comes out of Morre's eyes to shock his opponent}
Morre: Hah, who needs an army when I have this on my side!
Peter: No matter, that won't be a factor if I don't mention anything between us.
Morre: Well, you don't really need to be the one to say that. That is what I, Vincent Lorre, say.{Electricity comes out again and shocks Peter}I was hoping no one would say anything about us anymore, but I figured that that would just let a weapon like this go to too much waste, so making the jokes myself would be a good excercise if I had to. Isn't that right, Peter Price?{Most electricity shocks Peter}
Loud: YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW OR-
Morre: Or you'll make me mad by refering to the scissorhands you think I created?!{Loud narrowly dodges this next shock of electricity}
Price: Say, that's not such a bad thing to talk about, Mr Lorre.{Morre shoots another shock, but Price blocks it with something- and that something is the "Edward Scissorhands" scissorhands}
Morre: No fair, how could you possibly have hid those from view since you came out of your house?!
Price: I could talk about how I had gloves in one pocket and sicssors to attach to said gloves all night long, but I'm sure you want to get back to your houses of wax.{Morre shoots another shock and this time Price deflects the electric stuff off his "hands" and it shocks Morre instead}And your friend Poe probably misses you too.{The same thing as before happens}Not to mention Bogart{It happens again}and Sydney Greenstreet{And again Morre winds up shocked}and if there are any evil cartoon rats around I'm sure they'd want to see you too.
{The same things happens one more time and Morre falls down- but a second later he starts to shake very noticably}
Morre: W-w-w-what's happen-en-ening to m-m-me?!
Muldoon: My guess is that so much electricity hit you that the device in your brain is overloading. But shouldn't all the electricity from it start to shock your whole body right now?{It does}
Morre: AAHHH!!! Thanks for that, now help me!!! Help me you idiot, do you want me to be glad that Gene killed you and think he did the right thing in doing so, which he did?!
Muldoon: No. No I don't, Mr M.{Now even more electrical shocks cover Morre}
Miss Info: Ew, don't tell me his brain's gonna explode now.
Smartypants: It will, but since he's dead he'll come out of it perfectly all right.
Morre: Yes, I will...too bad you can't survive such a trip since you're not dead! But since I like to give so much, let me give you such a gift right now!
{Morre then jumps on Loud and Charity, and because they're so near him they get shocked as well}
Loud/Charity: AHHHH!!!!!
Aka: Get off my girl and her honey right now, light boy!
{She jumps on Morre but he grabs her and she gets too shocked to try to get away. Froggo then trys to get her and the others free, and many of the others do the same}
Smartypants: Guys, get away from there, once that thing explodes enough energy will come out that it will kill you!!
Miss Info:{In the pile by now and getting shocked}I-i-i-it'll d-d-do what?!
{Finally, an explosion is heard and the dust from it covers the entire area as well as the people caught in it. Once it clears everyone is down on the ground, and the ones who get up are the actors, Smartypants, Susanna, Sammy, Toast, JusSonic, Robert, the robots, and R6}
Susanna: Ugh, Pule, can you believe that happened, obviously it's not something I'd like to try twice.
Morre:{Still on the ground but speaking since he's obviously not hurt}Funny...neither does he.
{The ones that are up now realize the seriousness of what may have happened, and they head over to the Histerians that are still down. After trying to shake them to get up, they are overcome with shock that they are not getting up- and those people are Loud, Charity, Miss Info, Froggo, Aka, Pepper, Mike, Lydia, and Pule}
Smartypants: I told her not to go in there. Okay, I didn't exactly tell her in those words, but I tried to be as clear as I could.
R6:{Beginning to sob}Let us morn for Loud just before my screams of pain surpass volume levels even he never reached.{A heavenly chorus is heard}Whoever's playing that recording, stop it, this is no time for gags or any kind of joke, though it is the last joke I'll allow myself to hear!
Price: Then go and look at this then!{Karris then runs into the scene and sees what has happened}
Karris: It appears I was too late.
Susanna: Too late? That's the best excuse you could come up with for my Pule's downfall, too late?!!
Crow: Times like this I'm glad they haven't built robots that can cry yet.
Tom: Hey, you stole my line almost like he stole our friends!
Karris: My friend has an excuse too, let's hear about that.{A heavenly light now covers everyone}Ladies and gentlemen, please meet my good and powerful enough to revive the dead friend, our Lord.
{Another heavenly chorus plays as the light surrounds the dead Histerians- but a few seconds later, these dead are no longer dead because they all slowly get up from the ground}
Loud: Wha...what happened?
Voice:{Deep}Yey, my son, what happened is why you no longer have any reason to complain that I gave you your voice, if you complained about that to start with, that is.
Charity:{Small}God?
Morre:{Weakly}Oh God.
Pepper: Oh my....move over N SYNC, you are no longer the best signature on my autograph book!!! Could you grow hands so you could sign it, you saved me from death so I'm sure you can do that!
Voice: Maybe later. First I have to attend to the urgent matter my friend Daniel brought to my attention. Mr Morre, care to explain?
Morre: I didn't send them here, they came from their own stupidity, so it's not my fault! You knew this would happen if they came here, so that explains why its not my fault!
Voice: I thought I had it decreed that Thou Shalt not Kill, especially here in the afterlife, but maybe I was mistaken. But since that's impossible, let's turn our attention to the end of our debate on where to send you.
Muldoon: Um, God, I refused to help him because I think he's wrong now, so I won't suffer too right? Here's some more proof!{Punches Morre}Oops, I guess you aren't such a fan of stuff like that, so that failed badly.
Voice: Actually, considering what I saw your ex-friend do, I didn't mind that. Morre, say goodbye to your own "friends" for the last time.
Morre: Fine!! You can send me to Hell, but I'll just come back! With me and Gene together again, we'll escape from there without a sweat! And then all of you, and I mean all of you, will suffer for real, which is still all your fault!! You caused me to do this, so all you did was delay your inevitable meeting with true bloody justice!
Voice: I think what you've done today cancels what remains of that arguement out. Besides, I have a more punishing place to send you to.
Morre: Really, where?
{Morre is then zapped out of the scene and we now go to where he was sent too- Heaven?!!}
Morre: What the?! I'm in Heaven? Oh, I get it, punish me by not being with Gene, big whoop, that makes me so scared.
Voice: Save the rent of your taunts for later, the religious bosses want to meet you.
{Just then a group of people surround Morre, and these certain people just happen to be memebers of the religion South Park said was the right one- they're Mormons}
Mormon: Ah, our latest brother has arrived. We are proud to have you join us forever and ever as order by the Lord, brother Morre.
Morre: Could you have made any less sense?!
Mormon: How funny, but I'll tell you what's even better than a good joke- our new play about how goog good is and how much it hurts to be oh so bad. And don't lsiten to those critics who says that it's the most sickening production eer and it can make the wicked throw up, they're just sinners so what do they know?
Mormon 2: Ooh, then after that we have a meeting to discuss our sing alongs tomorrow about how much of a good feeling you have in your heart for not killing anyone, even if you think they deserve it!
Morre:{Very nervous}Okay, joke's over Lord, let me out of here!
Mormon: Oh, brother Saddam is going to be so happy to see you too! He said he's been waiting to see another male in the group with a dark complextion, I can't wait to make his day by showing you off! Come on, let's all get happy!{The Mormons start to drag Morre away}
Morre: No, stop, I don't deserve to make Saddam's day, I've said things like that often enough for you to listen, SO WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING?!!!!{He is now dragged away from the scene}
******************************************************
Next: The trip back home!
Loud: But how can we get back home? We are stuck here!
Voice: Do not worry. With my godly powers, I will returned you all home. Best you say your goodbyes now.
Smartypants: Okay, then. Bye, Daniel. It is good to see you again, though I wish you were still alive.
Karris: Do not worry. I will you see again, my friends. Just don't die too soon.
F. Time: And thank you, Mr. Price and Mr. Lorre for helping out back there.
Price: No problem. It is my honor to help you.
Charity: And thanks, Mr. Lorre, for saving us, well sorta.
Lorre: It's you I should thank. Now I will no longer feel bad if and when I get compared to that Morre guy.
Miss Info: Good for you.
Voice: Do you all made your goodbyes yet?
Histerians: Yes.
Voice: Good. With a flash of a light, you shall finally returned home.
JusSonic: I hope I can see Heaven one day.
Voice: You will see it one day. Until then, farewell my children.
(With a flash of the light, the Histerians are gone. QC back to the meeting room. With another flash of the light, the Histerians are back in the meeting room.)
Pepper: We're back! Coolie-cool!
Froggo: Good, but now what?
Tom: I say we get rid of that ruby so this will never happened again!
Chit: I will do it!
(Chit closed the box with the ruby in it and left the room with it. A few minutes later, he came back.)
R6: Well, what did you do with it?
Chit: That was simple. I just flushed it down the toilet!
F. Time: Oh for crying out loud.
Loud: IF THE TOILET GET CLOGS UP, YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT, CHIT!
Chit: Geez, you try to go a good deed and looks what happened.
(QC to somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. The box with the ruby in it is swimming around in there. A big fish swims by, sees the box, and swallows it. He then swims off as we FTB.)
The End.
Cast list
Frank Welker: Vincent Morre, Peter Lorre, Father Time, Pule Houser
Jeff Glen Bennett: Reverend Daniel Karris, Lucky Bob
Maurice LaMarche: Vincent Price
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo
Cree Summer: Aka Pella
Rob Paulsen: Mr. Smartypants, Sammy Melman, Muldoon
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Tress MacNeille: Toast, Pepper Mills, Cho-Cho, World's Oldest Woman, Susanna Susquahanna
Billy West: Chit Chatterson
JusSonic: Himself
Robert: Himself
R6: Himself
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot
Trey Parker: God