I thought I could start another story until Robert is finished with his sequel. I am making a story with Froggofan, who is happy to help me with this. This is the first ever (unless you count the ABHCP II: The Winter Party story) H!/Care Bears crossover) This story takes place after "Heart of Darkness: The Dark Stranger", BTW.
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(We fade in to see the Histerians on a screen. They look happy. The screen changes to see them in battle with the villains from "Disney's Jingle Heck" (both original and special edition): Jafar, Ursula, Hades, Captain Hook, and Cruella De Vil. And the scene changes once more to see the Histerians with the villains from "Dueling Villains" with Butters and Felicia defeating them. Hades is among them. We hear a voice offscreen.)
Voice: Geez! Will you look at that?! Two times I fought these Histerian freaks and both times they defeated me, even with incomptent help!
(We see Hades's hair blown out when Butters made his wish on the screen. Finally, the voice can't take it anymore and a fireball destroys the screen. We see who the person who threw the fireball. It is Hades, lord of the underworld, Disney villain, and current H! foe)
Hades: Why, oh why can't I destroy them?!
(His minions, Pain and Panic, are nearby)
Pain: Uh, because you are working with villains who are stubborn?
Panic: Don't do that, Pain! You knows what happen when you make him look like an idiot!
(Hades looks even madder, but calm down.)
Hades: You're right for once, Pain. I been working with guys who are too stubborn. I need to work with people less stubborn then myself.
Panic: Gene Burrows?
Hades: Nah, he's dead. I need to think of a plan that would eliminated those Histerians once and for all.
Pain: Why do you need to destroy them? They let you make some cameo appearances in that Episode V spoof.
Hades; BECAUSE!!!!
(He roars out fire that burns his minions to a crisp. They are okay, since they are demons after all.)
Hades: Because no one makes a fool out of the lord of the underworld and gets away with it, that's why!
Panic: Told ya not to make him mad.
Pain: You mean, if he gets mad.
Panic: Shut up.
Hades: Let's see. What villain hadn't I teamed up with?
Pain: Well, I heard rumors No-Heart is back in town.
Hades: No-Heart? You mean that sorcerer who has problems with those annoying Care Bears?
Pain: Yep.
Hades: Hmm, less stubborn, yet more powerful. Great! Time to see if I can make him a deal he can't refused.
Panic: Didn't you already did that too much?
Hades: (with a stern look) Do you make double, Panic?
Panic: (strembling) No...
Hades: Good.
(QC to a cloudy place. It is the land of Care-A-Lot. The good guys here, the Care Bear family, are busy doing their usual activities. We now go to five bears. Well, three bears, a raccoon, and a pig. They are Champ Bear, Cheer Bear, Light Heart Bear, Bright Heart Raccoon, and Treat Heart Pig.)
Light Heart Bear: Thanks for inviting me for your picnic, Champ Bear.
Champ Bear: Your welcome, sport fan. This is a bad to relax after our run-in with the new and improved No-Heart. (Note: This happens in "Heart of Darkness: The Dark Stranger")
Cheer Bear: I still can't believe he is still alive. I was worry when bad things like our feelings being gone happened.
Bright Heart Raccon: Well, if my calculations is correct, we wouldn't hear from old cloak head for a while.
(Meanwhile down on Earth, in the studio home of the Histerians, things are quiet. Froggo and Lucky Bob are watching TV, when Toast runs in frantically).
Froggo: Whoa, where's the fire Toast?
Toast: Dudes, I have major narly problem.
Froggo: Is Pepper drooling over Tom Cruise again?
Toast: Well yeah, but that's not it. She saw these commericals for some toys based on that old narly show "Strawberry Shortcake" and now she wants me to buy her some.
Froggo: And this is a problem, why?
Toast: Duh, it's cause I'm a guy and those things are for girls. What if some dude catches me buying them, then what do I say?
Froggo: Tell him they're for your sister, that usually works.
Lucky Bob: Good excuse, hi-yo.
Toast: Okay...thanks bro.
Froggo: No problem, I know how Pepper can be. Thankfully Aka doesn't care for any of those stupid doll-type things, so I don't have that problem.
Lucky Bob: Cho-Cho neither, yes.
Froggo: Nope you wouldn't see me rushing to the store to buy some dumb toy.
Toast: Whatever, well I'm going to go pick up some of that stuff before Pepper blows a fuse. You guys wanna come?
Froggo: Sorry, but we're kinda watching this.
Toast: What is it?
Lucky Bob: Care Bears.
Toast: Really man I love that show! (They look at him) What, I can like kids shows. Hey I wonder what those rocking little bears are doing right now?
(As if to answer Toast's question, back in Care-A-Lot, the Care Bears and their cousins are having their own picnics in the park. Grams Bear is nearby preparing hers while the cute cubs, Baby Hugs and Tugs, are nearby playing.)
Baby Tugs: Hey, want to play on the swings, Hugs?
Baby Hugs: Goody goody gosh! Can we, Grams?
Grams Bear: I guess you can, my little darlings. But don't go too far.
Tugs and Hugs: We won't Grams.
(The two cubs left to go play on the swings. Grams sigh.)
Grams: They are growing up so fast.
(Meanwhile the two founders, Noble Heart Horse and Treat Heart Bear are by themselves.)
Noble Heart Horse: Things are calming down, isn't it True Heart?
True Heart Bear: Indeed it has, Noble Heart. Who could have expect that a while ago, No-Heart return when we weren't looking?
(Grumpy Bear, who is nearby working on a bench, is grumbling to himself)
Grumpy Bear: Well, this whole picnic would no longer calm if No-Heart drops in unannounced once more.
True Heart: I wouldn't worry by that, Grumpy. Although I am worry that he must recover and strike at us because of that defeat.
(QC to an evil lair. A man is sitting in his throne very angrily. He looks like Oikawa from Digimon except he got some scars on his face. He is the new and improved No-Heart from the still in-progress story "Heart of Darkness: The Dark Stranger")
No-Heart: Those sick freaks of nature had defeated my creature. I had gotten my brother's power after kllling him (*=referring to "Heart of Darkness: The Dark Strange again) and I still can't destroy them! WHY CAN'T I DESTROY SOMETHING SO SIMPLE?!
Hades: (V/O) Geez, calm down, willya? You look like you are about to explode like a volcano or something.
(No-Heart look to see that someone came in the room. It is Hades.)
Hades: Hello, I am Hades, lord of the dead. How are ya doing?
No-Heart: Right now, I am not in the mood for any visitors!
(No-Heart angrily shoots an energy ball at Hades. The demon sigh and block it. No-Heart is stun that his powers been blocked by something other than his foes for once. He stared while Hades observed his lair.)
Hades: Well, you should known better than to try that, No-Heart. Nice place you got here. I see you clean things up after that encounter with the Care Bears. (No-Heart didn't answer.) Of course, you only battled them in that Cave of Nothingness, not here. But as always, why taking them straight home?
(No-Heart still didn't answer as Hades comes closer.)
Hades: Nice plan I heard you have, spending a monster that get rid of caring. I send monsters in my time after my annoying nephrew, but you don't see me doing something pathletic. Still, you are good despite your embarrassing moments fuel sometimes by your idiotic assistant Beastly and your screaming niece Shriekly. Of course, I am used to stupid assistant that failed, of course.
No-Heart: (finally speaking) Okay, okay. You made your point. No need to pursue reminding me further. What do you want?
Hades: Well, you see No-Heart, babe. Can I call you No-Heart?
No-Heart: Fine, but call me Christopher, and die!
Hades: No-Heart it is then. I like to help ya. With my help, you can get rid of those freaks of nature and caring in the world all at once. Trust me, being the lord of the underworld does wonder.
No-Heart: (suspiciously) And if I agreed, what devil am I selling my soul to, even though I sold it a long time ago? What do you want in return?
Hades: Funny you should ask. You see lately, I been going after new blood that humiliated me by defeating me twice. Even though they let me guest star at times, I feel they must be punished.
No-Heart: And who are these people? Romans? Greeks? That nephrew of yours?
Hades: Worse. The Histerians.
No-Heart: Histerians? Don't you usually go after your old enemies than washed-up TV stars?
Hades: Normally yes. But like I said before, I am going after new blood. So together we can get rid of our foes once and for all. Is it a deal or not?
(No-Heart paused and spoke up.)
No-Heart: On one condition.
Hades: Name it.
No-Heart: I pick my own henchmen to replaced Beastly and Shriekly who are in hiding ever since my brother PsychoHeart was gone.
(Back at No-Heart's castle, Hades and his henchmen are cooking up something evil).
Pain: Umm, no offense your evilness, but why are we doing this?
Hades: Because those Histerian kids are tough and if we're going stop them, we'll need extra minions.
Panic: Why? We can handle it.
Hades: Yeah, I've seen how you two have "handled it". Face it, we need some big time minions. And since I don't know who spooky No-Heart guy is going to pick, I figure I'll add a few more to spice things up.
Panic: Good joke.
Hades: Yeah thanks, okay call in the first guy.
Pain: Yes your evilness. Okay you can come in now!
(Into the room steps a very familiar lobster-like creature).
Hades: Oh yeah you might be minion material. Name?
Lobster: Dr. Zoidberg.
Hades: (confused) Doctor?
Zoidberg: (thinking) Yes doctor of....death, yes that's it.
Hades: Okay, so what skills do you have?
Zoidberg: Are you kidding me? Have you seen these claws? (clicks them a couple of times) OOh claws are scary! Kids are scared of Zoidberg!!
Hades: Okay..., so why do you want to be a minion?
Zoidberg: Zoidberg gets no respect where he works. People are always hitting me or telling me I smell, or telling to let go of that sandwich. I'm a lobster embittered against society. Plus I heard there would be free food here maybe?
Hades: Yeah, um.. Zoid or whatever, I don't think you're minion material sorry.
(Zoidberg begins to cry).
Zoidberg: Please hire Zoidberg, I was kicked out of the river for playing with dead bodies. I have nowhere to go!!
Hades: Hey okay, jeez stop the crying. Okay I'll tell you what. If you can go to...the center of the Earth, and bring me back...a rock, I'll hire you.
Zoidberg: (happy) Hurray! Zoidberg is useful! Do not worry fire man, I shall return with your rock. But can I have some of that free food perhaps?
Hades: There is no food, now get out of here before I cook you.
Zoidberg: I'm going, I'm going (he leaves).
Hades: (to minions) Ugh, where do you find these idiots?
Pain: Beats me, we put out an ad, he must have just shown up.
Hades: Well if the rest are as bad as that guy, I think we can forget this idea. Let's go see what No-Heart's up too.
(In No-Heart's new throne room a pit is covered with smoke. No-Heart turns when Hades and his minions enter the room.)
No-Heart: Ah, Hades. Glad you can join us. How's your minion hunt?
Hades: Bad, and what us?
No-Heart: I have recruited some of the worst helpers to replace my usual ones. They shall came out one by one. Kano!
(A person who looks like your everyday criminal came in. The difference is...he got a metal plate on his face.)
No-Heart: This criminal here is the criminal Kano of the Black Dragon. I picked him up after that last business with the Mortal Kombat fighters.
Kano: This bloke promised that me and my fellow Black Dragon will get anything we choose. (pulls out his trademark night) And then we cut out any fool's throat who gets in our way! (laughs evilly)
Panic: (mumbles) Showoff.
No-Heart: Mozenrath!
(The wizard with the powerful glove from Disney's Aladdin came in.)
No-Heart: This villain, next to Jafar, is one of Aladdin's foes.
Hades: Hold on. I don't remember you at the House of Mouse.
Mozenrath: That's because some stupid duck forgotten to send my invitation. How embarrasing. Me, one of the most powerful villains next to Jafar and I been forgotten!
Hades: Cool it, willya babe?
No-Heart: Silence. Morbucks!
(The nasty girl villain from Powerpuff Girls made her appearance known)
Hades: Hold on! Her again? She's rarely any use when me and the other villains try to separate that writer and that Miss Info ripoff a while back!
Princess: Shut up you! I been begging Daddy to lent me some cash so I can get the right equipment for working with No-Heart and I don't want any idiots like you and Him to get in my way!
Hades: Well, excuse me, not-so-princess!
Princess: Shut up or I will buy your underworld out!
Hades: (Pause) This is the best you can do, No-Heart?!
No-Heart: She reminds me of Shriekly when she begs. My next henchmen is from that game Kingdom Hearts, Ansem!
(The main villain of the game came in, just the way he was before his transformations in the final battle.)
Ansem: Greeting, No-Heart. It's bad to be here!
Hades: Hold on! I thought that Sora kid and those idiotic friends of Mickey's wipe you out! You got to admit, I was in that game, I remember that!
No-Heart: You are right, but I had enough powers to bring him back even though I needed to be at a more powerful level!
Pain: Hey! Is there any villains that can be taking seriously for once?!
No-Heart: I did what two more to bring in, well, the first is nasty. From the town of Springfield, here is Charles Montgomery Burns!
Voice: That's Mr. Burns!
(The nastiest person in Springfield came in, with his assistant Smithers with him.)
Mr. Burns: Even if I am a mortal, doesn't mean I can think up of a way to defeat you, uh, Smithers! What's his name again?!
Smithers: His name is No-Heart from Care Bears, sir.
Burns: Very good.
Hades: Okay, now you got the right *stuff*, what are you planning to do?
No-Heart: We already started while you were busy messing around. We started on the armageddon cloud.
Hades: Armageddon cloud, huh? What does it do, besides having a lame name?
No-Heart: It caused monster and disaster to happen on Earth!
Princess: With Daddy's money, I managed to get the stuff we needed for No-Heart's cloud!
Ansem: And Mozenrath and my powers makes it invaluable.
Burns: And some unknown substance included.
No-Heart: Which reminds me, we need your help getting a certain item, Hades.
Hades: What is it, so we can start?
No-Heart: In order for the cloud to cause disaster for all our enemies, we need a rock that is buried under the earth.
Pain: Oh great! Where can we get one at this hour?!
(Then Dr. Zoidberg came in, carrying a huge rock.)
Zoidberg: Guess what, Hades?I found the rock you are looking for!
(No-Heart's eyes widen.)
No-Heart: Yes. That's it!
Hades: Good job. I think I could keep you around after all.
No-Heart: Time to begin! Mozenrath, do your stuff!
(Mozenrath used his glove to carry the rock over the pit and drop it in. The rock caused an explosion in the pit and a cloud came in and into a open hole into the sky. Thunderbolts and etc. came out.)
No-Heart: Yes, it has begun!
Kano: Hey! Don't go stealing lines from Shang Tsung or I will tell him on you!
Princess: Oh, put a sock in it, willya?
(In the sky, the cloud got bigger and bigger. It then begin spouting out strange creatures into different parts of the Earth.)
(We cut back to Burbank at the apartment of everyone's favorite regular joe who was forced to watch bad movies. He is engaged in watching television).
Mike Nelson: Wow I thought this Charlie's Angels ripoff show would be bad, but it's actually pretty good.
(Cut to the TV, we can see that he is watching "Teen Trio", the spy show featuring Joan of Arc and two other castoff WB teenagers (as seen in Family Vengeance). They are currently tied up in some building).
Joan: You'll like never get away with this you scary author guy! (the camera pans to show it's none other than Edgar Allen Poe and his gang).
Poe: That's what you think little lady. Once me and my gang get through with the teen magazine market, no teenager will ever buy them again!
Sappho: Then they'll have no choice but to buy our magazines, filled with our own unique articles.
Poe: And then our work will be read all over the nation! (does his spooky laugh).
Katie: Has anyone ever told you you're nuts?
Poe: A lot of times actually, Basho, Bret Harte, put them on the conveyer belt, they can have the pleasure of being boxed with thier precious magazines.
(Basho and a mustachoied guy in a black suit do as they're told. Poe prepares to push the button).
Poe: So long girls, have fun being boxed in.
Raven: Nevermore!!
(Poe activates the machine and the girls are headed right towards the dangerous machine. Suddenly Crow and Servo pop up).
Mike: Hey what are you guys doing? I'm trying to watch that.
Servo: Mike, you're not going to believe this but we just saw a weird looking creature outside.
Crow: Yeah it had the body of a rhinocerous, but big long jaws, like an alligator.
Servo: And lazer beam eyes! (both look at him) What? it could have them.
Mike: Nice try guys, but I'm not falling for this trick again. You guys used this to steal my wallet last week.
Crow: Yeah that was pretty funny...but this is real we swear.
Servo: Yeah check the news.
Mike: Fine (he switches to the news, where a very famous reporter is on).
Fred: Greetings this is a special report, I'm Fred Moppel. Recently strange creatures have been sighted all over the world. People are unable to explain what they are or where they came from. We do however, have a press conference by Defense Secretary Ronald Crusmfeld, claiming that they have been sent by terrorists.
Mike: Hmm, looks like you guys are right. We'd better go visit the Histerians and see if they know anything.
Crow: Oh no, I'm not going out there with that thing!
Mike: Come on Crow (he drags the protesting robot out of the house).
Authors note: Bret Harte is a somewhat well-known author of western short stories. Since he is a little famous, but not universially well-known, like the other authors, I thought he'd make a perfect addition to the group.
(QC back to Care-A-Lot. The Care Bear Family is still in the middle of their picnics. Tender Heart is speaking to True Heart and Noble Heart)
Tender Heart Bear: So, besides what's going on, what's going to happened today?
(Before any of the founders could respond, Wish Bear then came to the picnic area running.)
Wish Bear: Run! It's coming!
Good Luck Bear: What's coming?
(Before Wish can anything, dark clouds appear and flashes of thunder and lightning. Suddenly the clouds beginning to shake.)
Noble: Take cover!
(All the Care Bears and Care Cousins, including Grams who rounded up Hugs and Tugs, ran for cover. The cottages and buildings in Care-A-Lot begin to break, causing stuff to break and etc. Eventually, the cloudquake stop. The family begins to recover.)
Proud Heart Cat: Okay, what just happened?
Birthday Bear: The first time we felt that is when the Earth beginning to stop caring because of Nicholas and The Spirit.
(Just then, an alarm noise begin to be heard.)
Cheer: Oh no! The caring meter!
(The family ran to where the Caring Meter is at. The meter begins to drop a few points.)
Hugs: (scared) What's going on Grams?
Grams: I think something bad happened on Earth.
Swift Heart Rabbit: Did the people on Earth stop caring all of the sudden?
Wish: That is what I was going to say! Strange monsters begins to appeared on Earth and terrorize the poor people! Not only that, I saw that they got powers that can get rid of caring!
True: I think we have to go to Earth and investigated.
Grumpy: What about Care-A-Lot?
Brave Heart Lion: I think right now, the caring of the people on Earth is more important.
Friend Bear: If there are many monsters causing trouble on Earth, it will take all of us to solve this problem.
(Secret Bear nodded, making noises like a mime.)
Noble Heart: I am afraid you are afraid. It's time to move, Care Bear Family!
True Heart: You will have to come too, Grams. We will need your power to help out.
Grams: How about Hugs and Tugs? They have no one to look out for them!
Tender Heart: You will have to bring them along!
Grams: Very well. (To the cubs) You two will have to come with us, but stay close because we don't know what we are facing.
Hugs: Yes, Grams.
Tugs: Don't worry about me, Grams! I am a big Care Bear now!
Lotsa Heart Elephant: Actually, you are still a cub, and that's the truth.
Take Care Bear: I will have to second that.
(We then QC back to the H! meeting office back on Earth. The Histerians are talking at once. Sammy then quiet them down (can he do that???) and he then speak up)
Sammy Melman: Okay, listen up, people! We got some problems here!
Lydia Karaoke: Besides you?
R6: (laughing) Good one, Lydia!
Sammy: No, not me! Anyway, monsters are appearing all over Earth and that's bad!
Charity Bazaar: So? Shouldn't the other super heroes on Earth take care of this?
Sammy: Unfortunately, they try to, but then for some reason, they stop caring about it. We look like to be the only ones who may have to save the day.
Loud Kiddington: AGAIN?! CAN'T WE AT LEAST HAVE SOME MOMENTS OF PEACE?!
Bill Straitman: With whoever the villain this time, I would say no.
Chit Chatterson: I second that.
Robert Dougherty: The point is, we will have to deal with this threat, starting with the creatures who are terrorizing Burbank.
Mike: Good thing me and the bots are here. We can poke fun at the monsters and distract them while you guys deal with them.
Chit Chatterson: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. Thanks a lot.
JusSonic: Can we like go before anything bad happens?
Pepper Mills: It already because my Toastie didn't have time to get me those Strawberry Shortcakes dolls! Ah ha! I really don't like this!
Aka Pella: Yo, homies. We better leave like now!
(The Histerians all agreed and then they all left. QC to somewhere else in Burbank. The citizens run like crazy as flying monsters appear spitting out spits and when they grab a person, they then turned him grey and left him go, and then left him standing there. QC to the Care Bear Family just arriving.)
Proud Bear: Sigh Even after defeating No-Heart again, we still can't have a moments of peace.
Bright Heart: My calculations are that we find out who's behind this and stop him or her.
Noble Heart: Well, we woulda split up, but after what happened last time, we will have to stay together this time.
Champ: Right. (looks at Cheer) I don't want whatever happened to my love Cheer to happened again.
Cheer: It won't, Champ, it won't.
(Cheer then kiss and hug her boyfriend Champ. We then see them in a portal in the villains' hideout. Hades is grossed out.)
Hades: EEEEWWW! And I thought when Megara start loving Hercules was gross enough!
Princess: That is something I wouldn't dream of doing with someone someday!
No-Heart: You won't, because soon my monsters will make quick work of them!
Kano: Why can't one of us just go down there and help the monsters attack them?
Burns: Shut up, you! There is a chance one of us will accidentally or stupidly in your case (Kano stares a death stare at Burns, but the old man ignored it) give us again. We can't do that just yet.
Pain: Geez, and I thought we were incomptent.
Panic: True, true.
Zoidberg: Dr. Zoidberg third that.
Mozenrath: Third that? What an idiot.
Zoidberg: Why, thank you. (realizes the villains are staring at him annoyed) I mean no thank you! Because you villains are bad, and thank you is good!
No-Heart: And I thought Beastly was the only stupid person I work with. You take the care!
(QC to where the Care Bears are at now. They are looking around, when Proud Heart senses something with her ears (she is a cat, after all))
Proud Heart: Wait! Something's coming!
(Suddenly, out of nowhere, the villains' monsters jumped out to attack. Nearby, the Histerians are looking around as well.)
Miss Information: Well, where are they?
Mr. Smartypants: Well, I could imagned they are hiding, Miss Info.
Father Time: Hold on, did you hear that?
(The Histerians can hear some fighting offscreen.)
Cho-Cho: We better check to see what it is!
Lucky Bob: Yes now! Going to risk our lives now!
WOW: Geez, will you calm down? You almost gave me a heart attack here!
Bill: (whispering) Dang.
(The Histerians goes to see what is going on. They see the Care Bears fighting the monsters with their beams.)
Toast: Dude, what's going on?
(Surprise Bear dodges a monster plunging toward him)
Surprise Bear: I don't know who you people are, but now you are here, we need some help.
Loud: Glad to. HEY MONSTERS! OVER HERE!
(The monsters got distracted when they looked over. It gave the Care Bear family enough time to form a line.)
True Heart: Care Bears...
Noble Heart: Care Cousin...
True Heart: Stare!
Noble Heart: Call!
(The monsters didn't get out of the way in time as the beams eliminated them. After all is quiet again, the Histerians went over to them.)
Pule Houser: Hey, that was good!
Susanna Susquahanna: I agreed with you.
Felicia Information: So who...
JusSonic: I know them! They are the Care Bears and the Care Bear Cousins!
Hey sorry I've been gone so long, but I've had some massive school assignments to deal with. But now that they're out of the way, I'm back for as long a necessary.
Crow: Quick Mike make fun of it!
Mike: That didn't work with that monster on Christmas, and I don't think it'll work now.
Froggo: Can't you Care Bears just zap it?
Noble Heart: Sorry, but staring all those other monsters has tired us out. We don't have the energy.
Sammy: Than get the energy! I'm too important to be eaten!
Bill: Some of us would dispute that.
Aka: Hey I got an idea, but it's risky.
Sammy: Anything, just hurry!
(The monster snaps its' jaws narrowly missing the crew. They run down the streets avoiding the creature as often as they can.)
Pepper: I hope Aka gets back here soon, or we're going to be monster lunch a-ha!
Pule: Oh man, he'll eat me first for sure.
Susanna: Over my dead boby.
Pule: That's what I'm afraid of.
(The creature again snaps at our heroes, and backs them up against a building).
Lydia: Oh no, there's no where to go!
Loud: WE'RE TRAPPED!
Toast: It's all over man, and me and Nasty Head Wound never recorded our hit single.
Sammy: And I already signed 52 new episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh for Kids WB.
Everyone(except the Care Bears): You what!!
WOW: Maybe you deserve to be eaten.
Froggo: This is it, after all the adventures we've been involved in, this is how it ends.
Champ: And now the world will be plunged into darkness and no one will ever care again.
Aka: Don't count on baby!!
(Everyone turns to see Aka standing not too far away).
Sammy: Aka you're back....umm how are you gonna stop the monster?
Aka: Cause I've got reinforcements, come on out guys
(From behind Aka come a familiar fousome)
Sammy: Oh no.
Lydia: We're doomed.
Toast: Narly.
(Yes ut's the foul-mouthed foursome of South Park).
Kyle: Holy crap dude! Look at that thing! How can we stop it?
Stan: I don't know, but we have too, for some reason, I feel like I care.
Kyle: Yeah me too.
Cartman: Yeah me too, which is strange cause I hate you guys especially Kyle that g******ed Jew.
Kenny: Yeah.
Loud: What's going on?
Pepper: Yeah how'd you get those four to come save us?
Aka: Well I figured that since most of the people in the world didn't care about nobody, maybe people who don't care normally would act the opposite. And I was right.
Kyle: Hey you dumb monster why don't you pick on someone your own size!
Cartman: Yeah like Kyle's mom.
Kyle: G******** Cartman stop talking about my mom you dumb f*****!
Cartman: Hey shut your mouth you damn Jew!
Stan: Uh...guys?
Kyle+ Cartman: What?!!
Stan: I think that thing heard you.
(The monster turns to te kids from South park and opens his jaws with a roar).
Kyle: AAhh I'm too young to die!! Eat Cartman, he's nice and plump.
Cartman: D***IT Kyle shut your Jew mouth!
(How will the gang get out of this one? Who the heck cares?)
(The monster snaps at them. The SP boys got out of the way...except Kenny who got eaten.)
Stan: Oh my ***! They killed Kenny!
Kyle You b*******!
(Suddenly, a surge of electricity goes through the monster zapping it. The monster screams one last time, and dissolved. Kenny is where the monster used to be.)
Cho-Cho: Okay, what just happened?
Kenny: (I accidentally made one of fatso's electro bombs go off.)
Cartman: Ay! That where it went! You poor son of a b*****! I will kill you!
Loud: I get it! The electricity from the electro bomb zapped the monster killing it!
JusSonic: What do you need an electro bomb anyway?
Cartman: Well, I was planning on zapping Kyle's mom later on.
Kyle: You stay the heck away from my mom, tubby!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you **** Jew!
Lydia: Boys! Would you please stop swearing? There are cubs presented!
(Indeed, we see Grams holding her hands to the cubs' ears)
Cartman: Well, screw you guys, I'm going home. Not being able to swear is where I draw the line.
(Cartman left.)
Stan: We better go with him. At least we get a cameo in this story.
Kyle: Too true. Come on, Kenny.
Kenny: (Okay, guys.)
(The other three boys left.)
True Heart: Okay, despite the fact that caring people do not swear, we are glad they help us out back there.
Robert: You're telling me, but I loved their show.
F.Time: We got more important things on hand! We got to find out who's the villain behind all this mess!
Brave Heart: If we know one thing, we suspected No-Heart is behind this mess!
Charity: You mean the guy with the cloak?
Bright: Well, he doesn't wear a cloak anymore, but that's a long story. (*=refers to JusSonic's Heart of Darkness stories in the Care Bears section)
Pepper: So some evil man did this to get rid of caring? That sounds mean!
Voice: I knew she was going to say that! Shut Up!
(Nostradamus appears to everyone's surprise)
Sammy: Nostradamus! What are you doing here?
Nostradamus: Well, I was at work doing my predicition thing, when I see the monsters on the TV, so-Shut Up!-I expected you all be needing my help and so forth. And I Was Right! Shut Up!
Light: (Pause) Okay, who is this guy?
Miss Info: Oh, here's our prophet. And who are you? We don't recall seeing you on Care Bears.
Loyal Heart Dog: That is one story best left for another day. (*=refers to "Heart of Darkness: The Coming of DarkHeart Bear")
Nostradamus: Okay, Shut Up, especially the loud ones! (points to Loud and Pepper, then holds up his crystal ball) With my crystal ball thingie, we can use it to seee far away, and find out who the culprits this time!
Smartypants: Okay, as long as you do it for real and not with my help on the computer.
Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir!
Love-A-Lot Bear: (To Cho-Cho) Does he always do that?
Cho-Cho: All the time? Yes.
Nostradamus: Now listen up and Shut Up! (He takes a look in his crystal ball hard) Okay, I see a castle somewhere in a familiar place in the woods. I see someone's hair is on fire! Shut Up!
Tom: Ah ha! I knew it!
Crow: Already?
Tom: No, I just want to said it.
Mike: Do you think it is...
Grumpy: It is what? What kind of person who lights his hair on something?
Aka: Someone who hated the battle in Iraq, I expect.
Loud: You guys, it isn't just anyone! I knew who it is.
Cheer: Tell us so we stop him or her faster!
Loud: The lord of the underworld...HADES!!!
WOW: Oh no! Not him again!
R6: Oh when, oh when is he going to stop?
Tender Heart: I thought Hades was only a Greek and Roman legend.
F. Time: He is, but this Hades person is a villain in one of the Disney films, "Hercules".
Toast: Gah, this not-so-cool dude teams up with other villains to destroy us on Christmas! (*=refers to both "Disney's Jingle Heck" and its special edition)
Felicia: And then, he teamed up with a bunch of villains to break both me and my lover boy, Robert up!
Robert: Although Butters is the one who did it, but then again, he isn't a villain. (*=both refers to "Dueling Villains")
True Heart: Noble, I think both our foe and one of their foes had teamed up. I wouldn't think this Hades person would do it alone.
Nostradamus: Hey! I was going to say that, so don't go be stealing my bits, now Shut Up!
Noble Heart: She is right! We must teamed up. Nostradamus, can you tell me anything else about where No-Heart's new castle is located?
Tom: Wow, Mike! Usually the Histerians are the ones who ask him those kind of questions.
Mike: I guess...
Nostradamus: Okay, Shut Up! (A vision appears in the crystal ball. We see a castle near some cabins.) It appears to be some kind of camping place thingie!
Share Bear: I recognized that place!
Harmony Bear: Yeah, it is where we have our first adventure, so to speak!
JusSonic: I seen that movie, so I know what you guys, or animals in this case, are talking about.
Champ: Well, what are we waiting for? We got to go and save the world!
Sammy: Can I just stay behind? I don't want to too much involved here.
R6: You are going whatever you like it or not, moron!
Sammy: Dang.
F.Time: Not dang, but wang! Wait a minute, don't you start too!
Susanna: Not too, but Wu!
F.Time: (groaning) Why do I even try???
Pule: Good one, Sus!
Susanna: Thanks.
Tugs: What about us?
Hugs: Can we come?
Grams: I guess we have to bring you. Who knows when more would show up, but we don't want to put you two in anymore danger.
Tugs: But what are we going to do while this happened?
(At the villians heaquarters/campsite the evil band prepares for the arrival of the Care Bears).
Burns: Ahh Smithers soon we'll get the chance to do my all time favorite thing.
Smithers: Cause pain and misery?
Burns: Excactly. I say I rather like this No-Heart fellow, he reminds me of myself, but without my good looks. Say do you think after this he'd be willing to help me eliminate my enemies in Springfield?
Smithers: I highly doubt it sir, he seems more concerned with spreading misery and sadness.
Burns: Well his loss. Say Smithers, do you think these little bear creatures are worth anything.
Smithers: Possibly sir.
Burns: Excellent, I'd better set up some traps then. If I catch one of these bears I could pay people to come see it. Or better yet, I could sell it to a toy factory as an idea for a new toyline. Nah that won't work, who'd want to buy a toy of a colored bear with some stupid symbol on it's chest?
Smithers: (quickly changing subject) Umm sir, shouldn't we be preparing for the bears?
Burns: Ahh yes, wise idea Smithers. And with the special cages No-Heart gave us, those stupid beams of theirs will have no effect. (Begins laughing).
(QC to outside the castle. The castle itself looks like a towering tower of terror. Anyway, our heroes arrived at the place.)
Bill: Are you sure this is the place, Nostradamus?
Nostradamus: I am positive that I am right, so shut up and so forth!
Tender Heart: Okay, right now, the Earth is getting worser so let's go in and fixed that.
Lucky Bob: Yes now, oh wise one.
(We hear some ruffles in the bushes.)
Loyal Heart: What's that?
Chit: I don't know, but I think it's maybe one of those monsters or villains, right now!
Tom: I don't like this, Mike! I don't like this at all!
Crow: Who are you?!?!?!?!
(Then four kids came out.)
F. Time: Relax, guys. They are only kids.
Crow: Okay, so I panicked a little.
True Heart: Not any kids. They are our friends who we met here a long time ago.
(Indeed, they are Christy, John, Dawn, and the boy formerly known as Dark Heart, David Hall.)
John: Hiya, Care Bears! I knew we would see ya again!
Toast: Okay, like who are these kids and what are they doing here?
JusSonic: I will explain. These kids shown us in the second Care Bears movie, or prequel, and were involved in the Bears' first adventures.
R6: Okay, good info, but who's he? (points to David)
David Hall: My name is David Hall.
(The Histerians look puzzled. Light Heart spoke up.)
Light: You known him as Dark Heart.
Tom: I repeat: AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Mike: Will you guys calm down? From what we knew from reading the movie summaries, this kid probably reformed by now.
Dawn: Well, you might say that.
Christy: Yeah, and I'm staying around to make sure he stays that way, right David?
(She nudges David, who looks embarrassed)
David: Not now, Christy!
Noble Heart: So what are you kids doing here?
Christy: Well, we were at home and saw the monsters on TV and presumed a bad guy is responsible.
John: Using sources left unknown, we found out it comes from our former camp site!
Dawn: So we knew you would come to stop this, and came to help.
Pule: Hello? Do we feeled ignored here???
True Heart: Oops, nearly forgotten. Kids, these are...
David: We know who they are. They are the cast of Histeria.
Loud: Uh, let me guess, you seen us on the marathon a while back?
Christy: Nah, we just watch the show and liked it.
Sammy: Ha! Even other stars loved us!
WOW: Okay, this is starting to get pointless here. Can we stopped No-Heart and Hades before the world loses it caring forever?
John: No-Heart and who?
Charity: We might as well explained on the way.
(The good guys, the new comers joining them, heads for the tower. Inside the villains' tower, the villains are watching their arrival in glee.)
Princess: Well, if someone said I was going to captured the Histerians so easily, I woulda say they are crazy and then zapped them.
No-Heart: Well, it seems those kids and my former apprentice who were with the Care Bears before had come to stop me as well.
Mozenrath: What are you referring to?
No-Heart: Long story. (*=refers to "Coming Around Again", a story that can only be found in Swift-Heart's website) Now it's time to greet them.
Hades: I will do it. After all, this is my idea as well as yours, so I might as do the honors...or horrors in this case.
Zoidberg: Oooh! That's a good one!
Hades: Hey, thanks.
(QC to the door of the castle. The heroes approached it.)
Froggo: So anyway, how can we get in?
Pepper: Maybe we could disguised ourselves and pretend we are ordering a pizza.
Grumpy: We don't have the equipment, and besides, Treat Heart will just eat the pizza.
Treat Heart: Hey, I gotten over my eating habits, so don't knock it!
Hugs: Knock it?
Tugs: I think it is some sort of saying.
BFB: Goo gah gee.
(Suddenly, the doors open up. The good guys are surprised.)
Playful Heart Monkey: Well, that sort of ruined the surprises.
Surprise Bear: And I don't like it when surprises are ruined!
Robert: We got to go in, but be careful, this could be a trap.
Felicia: Ooh, I loved it when you take charge like that.
Smartypants: (to Miss Info) Does she take after you?
Miss Info: Now, you can't prove none.
(The heroes go inside. The inside is even horrible than the outside. After the last one came in, the doors slammed shut behind them.)
Brave Heart: (sarcastic) Oh, I wonder who could have done that?
Lucky Bob: Dick Van Dyke?
Cho-Cho: No, I think he was being sarcastic.
(We heard laughter offscreen and Hades's head appeared via his magic.)
Hades: Well, well. Welcome good guys to the end of days, for you that is.
Tom: Okay, this is starting to get really ridiculous.
Loud: YEAH, WHAT WITH YOU TEAMING UP WITH ANOTHER MONSTER TO DESTROY ALL THAT'S GOOD IN THE WORLD?!
Hades: Hey, you Histerians humiliated me twice in the past, especially you, Miss Info clone.
Felicia: Arrgh! Let me at him!
(Felicia is hold back by her sister and her lover.)
Robert: Felicia, no!
Miss Info: Save it for later, sis!
Christy: Yeah, we don't want you hurt so early in the game.
Noble Heart: So getting back to the point, why are you assisting No-Heart in his plan?
Hades: Well, one is he can help me get rid of the Histerians, two is I can help him get rid of you and three, get rid of caring in the world does seem fun, right?
Susanna: If he means releasing monsters and causing pain and misery as fun.
Hades: Whatever. Anyway, here's the deal for you...
Charity: Oh wait, don't tell us. This is so cliche. You want us to climb your castle and fought traps and monsters on the way, and when we get to the top, we had to fight you, No-Heart, and whatever partners you might have in a battle to the death.
Hades: What?! Dang, well, I must as well cut to the chase. If you lose, blah blah blah, you die and we win. But you get the picture.
Mike: I think I can, but the robots are still having troubles.
Crow/Tom: Huh?
Hades: And with you all gone, the armageddon cloud will get worser until no one has a care in the world ever again! (laughs evilly)
Cheer: You're insane!
Hades: (Dutch accented) And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I LIKE IT!
Noble Heart: There's two types of people I can't stand...people who has no respect for the feelings of those around the world, and morons from Heck whose hair is on fire and thinks they are smart guys!
Hades: WHAT?!
(Just then, two monsters with swords appeared out of nowhere and seized Noble and True.)
Hades: Take the fahza and mohza way! The rest of you...
(More monsters, some looks like Dark Nuts and Moblins, appeared.)
Hades: Destroyed the others!!!
(Hades's head disappeared, as well as Noble and True and the monsters who captured them.)
Brave: Noble Heart! True Heart!
Loud: NEVER MIND THEM! WHAT ABOUT THEM?!
(One monster attacks with a spear, Loud pulls Charity out of the way before it hits her.)
Loud: Are you all right?
Charity: Yeah, yeah I'm fine.
(Back at the top of the tower, Hades returned to applauding villains.)
No-Heart: Good work, Hades. I shoulda done it myself but I was busy.
Kano: Busy doing nothing?
No-Heart: Silence.
Pain: That was good performance, boss.
Hades: Hey, thanks. Now here's the icing on the cake. Let's me introduced the powerful...the Care Bears' fahza and mohza!
Panic: (confused) Their what?
Anzem: Their fahza and mohza.
Panic: (still confused) Their fahuter and mohter?
Hades: You know...(normal) Wait. Why am I using a Dutch accent anyway?
Zoidberg: Well, good references to that Austin Powers movie, I got to say.
Hades: Okay, enough pointlessness. Bring them out.
(The monsters forced the founders of the Care Bears into the room.)
No-Heart: Ah, hello True Heart and Noble Heart. We meet again.
Noble: We woulda met later if your friend didn't decided on capturing us now!
True: I agreed!
No-Heart: On the contary, we wanted to test my new cages. Burns!
Burns: Very well! Put them in the jail cells, Smithers!
Smithers: Yes sir.
(Smithers snaps his fingers and more monsters appeared to forced the founders into the cage.)
Hades: So far, so bad.
Pain: Can we see how the heroes are doing?
Hades: Good suggestion, Pain. I was going to suggested that. I will spared you for now.
Toast: Okay any of you dudes have anything to use to stop monsters?
Froggo: Sorry I left all my monster-killing gear in my other shorts.
Lucky Bob: Looks doomed now.
Noble-Heart: Well we could stare some of them, but I don't think we have enough power to stop all of them.
Loud: I've got it!
Aka: Got what?
Loud: How we can stop the monsters, we'll use our natural talents.
Froggo: And those would be?
Loud: Watch, hey monsters time for a re-enactment of the first sonic boom. BOOM! (his voice blows away two of the monsters).
Toast: Now I got ya dude, let's get em.
Pepper: A-ha, hey Mr. monster would you sign my autograph book? (he does so) Hey you're not Freddy Kruger! Gypola, (as she walks away the monster looks confused. Then Charity gets behind him and pushes him down the stairs. Elsewhere Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob are trying to sell other monsters magazines).
Cho-Cho: You guys like magazines? We've got People, Redbook, Newsweek, Time...(the monster growls at her) Maybe you'd prefer Entertainment Weekly?
Lucky Bob: Celebrities now.
(The monster tires to attack them, but Froggo comes over).
Froggo: Excuse me, do you have a barrel of oil, some rope and model airplane glue?
Monster Uhhh? (just then Aka shows up).
Aka: Yo you ugly homey, I bet you can't catch me! (The monster gives chase, only to trip over Pule and tumble down the stairs). Good work Pule man.
Pule: Thanks, although I don't normally like being a
footstool.
(Back up in the tower Hades if fuming).
Hades: Yo No-Heart what is this? I thought these monsters were like pure evil or something.
No-Heart: They are, these kids have somehow found ways to beat them!
Hades: Yeah those Histerians have more luck than Las Vegas. Yo minions get down there and help them.
Pain: Us sir?
Hades: No the other two loser minions. Yeah you two.
Panic: But what can we do?
Hades: You'd better do something, or you'll be fried minion capiche?
Pain & Panic: Yes your evilness! (They rush off to prepare thier evil deeds).
(QC back to the battle. There are only three monsters who looks like Darknuts left to challenged the heroes, but Mike and the robots took care of that...in their own way.)
Mike: Hey, look! It looks like Lancelot's ugly twin brother!
(He, of course, is talking about the Darknut lookalike, who looks confused.)
Tom: Yeah, though they look more like Darknuts from those Legend of Zelda games.
Crow: Dark*nuts* are right! Imagine them slashing their sword around trying to hit something, when they can't even hit each other.
Monster: Ugh ugh?! Ugh, ugh ugh ugh ugh! (Translation: Oh yeah?! Well, we will show you!)
(To prove it, the monsters attack each other. 10 seconds later, they took each other out and they disappeared.)
Grumpy: Well, that was interesting...not!
Toast: Dude, that was so like my line!
Loyal Heart: Strange how we managed to win even those me and my family didn't use a single stare.
Proud Heart: Hey, anything is better than wasting our stare, right?
Nostradamus: Okay, time to go and shut up now!
Pain/Panic: (V/O) Not so fast!
(Pain and Panic appeared out of nowhere.)
Felicia: Oh come on! The best Hades and those villains can do is send these two morons?!
Robert: Even I can beat them, and I am an author.
R6: True enough.
Pain: Time to prove you wrong, bud!
(Pain and Panic transformed together into a monster with a mace. The good guys-most of them anyway-gulped.)
Chit: Oh this is good.
Take Care: How are we supposed to stop this? It's impossible!
Christy: Okay, that's it! I am standing here doing nothing but getting out of the way! I am no weaked girl and I am going to prove it!
Dawn: (to John) Oh no. She isn't going to do it, is she?
John: Yep, and we better get out of the way!
(Before Pain and Panic's form do anything, Christy attacked him (them?) and proceed in kicking the crud of it (them?))
Pain: (V/O) Hey! Knock it off, lady!
Panic: (V/O) Yeah, that hurts!
Light: (to David) Aren't you going to stop her before she hurts herself?
David: Word of advise: I don't want to do anything that could make me regret it for the rest of my life.
(Christy stopped pummeling the creature and it transforms back into Pain and Panic, bruised and battered.)
Panic: Run, before she kills us!
Pain: But we aren't even alive!
Panic: Still, run before we get hurt further!
(The two demons run away. The good guys just stared. Finally Aka spoked up.)
Aka: Yo, that was so cool, Christy!
Christy: Thanks, when you are growing up like I am, you learn things.
Pule: Ouch, advice of the day? Don't mess with Christy.
Brave Heart: Okay, that's done, let's continue on our climbing of the tower to save Noble Heart and True Heart and stop the villains.
Lucky Bob: Yes now. Going to save the day now!
(QC back to the top floor. Hades is slashing out at his minions as usual while the other villains watch.)
Hades: You fools!!! I can't believed you lost to a little girl!
Pain: Hey, give us a break boss, willya? She is stronger then we thought.
Panic: Yeah, we didn't have a chance!
Princess: You should have send someone better, Hades. You are so like Him in anyway.
Hades: Oh, shut up! I am better than Him anyday of the week!
Mozenrath: Well, at least his show is still going unlike yours.
Hades: Yours isn't getting any new episodes either, Mr. Aladdin villain!
Anzem: He got you there.
(Noble Heart and True Heart watches in a nearby cage.)
Noble Heart: You know, I hardly noticed, but sometimes the villains always argued along themselves.
True Heart: I agreed, dear.
Zoidberg: Dear? You two aren't...well, you know.
True Heart/Noble Heart: Yes.
No-Heart: Okay, enough with the bickering! There are 10 floors in this castle, and so far the Care Bears and their new friends have proceeded in pasting floor 1. We need something that can destroyed them on floor 2!
Hades: You're right, new partner of mine. We need someone who's good at creating evil and terror. Someone who loves the darkness.
Voice: Did someone say darkness?
(The villains suddenly turned to see who came in. It is the villains who were on Joan of Arc's new show earlier, Edgar Allen Poe, The Raven, Basho, Sappho, and Bret Harte)
Mr. Burns: Who are you and what are you doing here?!
Poe: We are the villains who can help you destroy the heroes on floor 2.
Kano: Hold on, mate. Weren't you on that Charlie's Angels ripoff type show?
Poe: Yes indeed. But we got our butts kicked...again!
Sappho: But we need something to keep ourselves busy while we wait for our next appearance. We saw the ad that Hades needed some minions to assist him, so we decided to do that.
Ansem: How can you stop the Histerians and Care Bears? You can't even stop the Legion of Super Writers!
Poe: (dry) I assured you, Mr. Ansem, that we will win this time and I suggested you bite your tongue or we will make you...Mr. Raven?
Raven: Never mind.
Bret Harte: (voice liked Mad Dog Tannen from Back to the Future 3) Enough with the talking! It's time we go down there and make them fools died like ducks!
Sappho: That's die like *dogs*, Bret.
Harte: Who cares anymore?
(The new arrivals then leaves.)
No-Heart: Pitful bunch, are they?
Hades: Well if my minions didn't do too well, I am sure they will get the job done.
Princess: They better leave some alived so I can finally have my Histerian servants!
Hades: You have one track mind, do you?
(QC to the second floor as the heroes arrived.)
Playful Heart: Oh boy! I can't wait to see what playmates we can play with!
Tugs: I doubt monsters count as playmates, Playful Heart.
Hugs: Yeah!
JusSonic: Oh, I wouldn't worry. Besides, there is a chance the dangers we will faced here are pathetic like the ones we encountered on the first floor right?
Poe: (V/O) Wrong! And we will proved that!
(A puff of smoke appeared, and we hear familiar music in the background.)
WOW: Okay, now what?
(We see the familiar shadows of the historical villains.)
Poe/Sappho/Basho/Harte: Prepare for darkness, or we will make you pay for liking the lightness!
Poe: To protect the evil from goody-goods like you.
Sappho: To make bruises that stick like grue.
Basho: To make the stories as dark, girl only, or short!
Harte: To enjoy the taste of good fine pork!
Poe: (Pause) Good fine pork?
Harte: I needed something better, so give me a break.
Poe: Oh, let's just go to the names already. (gives throat) Poe.
Sappho: Sappho.
Basho: Basho! (swings his sword) Hiiiyaaa!
Harte: Harte.
Poe/Sappho: Team Darkness, destroying all that is right!
Basho/Harte: Give up now or you will died to our delight!
Aka: Man that was totally lame, you guys aren't good authors so now you've got to rip off Pokemon?
Loud: Couldn't you be more original?
Poe: Hey we're bad guys, it's what we do. But that silly motto wasn't the only thing we stole from Pokemon.
Sappho: Yeah, we've got a little gift for you (she produces a Pokeball, the others do the same).
Toast: Dude they've got Pokemon!
Poe: Right you are foolish surfer kid. And now you'll see what it feels like to be attacked by the most dangerous Pokemon ever. Noctowl, I choose you, ugh I hate that phrase.
Sappho: Go Hitmonchan
Basho: Feraligater, name is too long!
Harte: Tyhplosion go get them varmits!
(The Pokemon leave their balls but rather than attack they sit puzzled).
Poe: What are you waiting for? Tear them limb from limb!
Basho: Too long!
(The Pokemon began to talk amongst themselves in thier odd language. Loud leans in to JusSonic).
Loud: Do you know what they're saying?
JusSonic: I'm pretty sure it has to do with the fact that they smell Pikachu's scent on me. I think they understand that were freinds.
Aka: I hope so.
Poe: This is worse than "Catcher in the Rye". I'm giving you Pokemon till the count of three to get them...one...two...(all the Pokemon look at him) What now?
Feraligater: Feraligater!
Noctowl: Noct-owl!
Sappho: Uh-oh.
Harte: This ain't good.
Basho: Bad like Chinese eggroll
Poe: I think we're about to be in pain.
Raven: Nevermore!
(The Pokemon attack the four fiendish authors. The gang decides to slip by).
Pepper: Hey thanks for the help Pokemon, you rock! A-ha ha ha.
(Typhlosion pokes up it's head and says it's name).
JusSonic: I think that means "thank you".
Loud: Works for me, let's get out of here.
Aka: Yo, so long losers!
Poe: Looks like this plan was a bust.
Sappho: I guess we're, ow, back to, ow, trying to re-write, ow, novels.
All: Looks like Team Darkness is brightened up again!
(QC back to the top of the tower. The villains are fuming over Team Darkness's failure.)
Hades: Okay, before any of you start, let me tell you that wasn't my idea. It was theirs.
No-Heart: I thought those fools would use their own talents, not kick their ripoff of Pokemon up a notch!
Princess: What were we thinking of even getting them to help?
Mozenrath: Nonetheless, the good guys have passed floor two. We better find something better to destroy them quickly!
Noble Heart: (from cage) You know, it would be better if you just give up now and spare yourselves the humiliated defeat.
Burns: Never! Now shut up, you crazy horse!
Ansem: If we are done bickering, I will choose myself to guard floor three.
Hades: Okay, but try not to failed like you did in that game, okay?
Ansem: Who said anything about failing?
(Ansem laughed evilly. We QC now to floor three.)
Bill: Boy, floor two was easier than we thought.
Cho-Cho: If you count the fact that the Pokemon helped us instead of the villains stay is.
Loyal Heart: You know, I just realized me and the other Care Bear Family members didn't do much the last two floors.
Champ: I will have to agreed with Loyal Heart. Is there even a chance we get to take on something bad for once? Not that I approved of fighting that is.
Bright Heart: Well, since this is floor three, my calculations say that we might get our chance.
Smartypants: And here I thought I was the genius.
Ansem: (V/O) More like the dimwit!
(Ansem jumped out of the shadows to the surprise of the good guys.)
Robert: Who are you?!
Ansem: I am the king of the heartless, and the final villain in the Kingdom Hearts game, Ansem!
Charity: Oh right. We heard of you, but didn't you die in this game.
Ansem: You can't keep a good villain down, I will say that.
Lydia: Well, I guess we should kick your butt like all the other enemies and go on to floor 4.
Ansem: Not if you can't moved to do it, and speaking of which...Blizzard!
(A snow storm came into the room, blinding everyone. When it stops, the Histerians and the kids from the second Care Bears movie is frozen.)
Grumpy: What have you done?!
Ansem: I needed a better challenge, and after hearing so much from you from No-Heart, let's see if you caring freaks of nature will do well against the powers of Ansem! (holds out a big sword like the own Sephiroth has. Note: It isn't Sephiroth, just in case he might show up) En Guarde!
(While this happened, Ansem knocks Cheer down. Champ hurry over to her in panic.)
Champ: Cheer! Are you okay, my love?
Cheer: I am fine, Champ.
Ansem: Prepare to be send to your makers, enforcers of good!
Light Heart: Not so fast, big evil guy!
Ansem: Ah yes. Light Heart Bear. I heard all about you from No-Heart. He told me you almost kill him back when you were evil. (*=refers to "Heart of Darkness: The Coming of DarkHeart Bear")
Light Heart: Yeah, well me and my family are still going to stop him, but first I will deal with you!
Ansem: And how do you intend on doing that?
Light Heart: By using a good version of my move I used to defeat No-Heart, that's what!
Harmony: Does he mean?
Loyal Heart: Light Heart, don't! You were almost killed last time you did that!
Light Heart: This Ansem guy won't listen to reason! I have no choice!
Ansem: But die!
(Light Hearts ran toward the villain. Ansem tries shooting a blast wave at the bear, but it missed.)
Ansem: What?! That's impossible!
Light Heart: Maybe in the world of darkness, but me, everything isn't! Now, LIGHT HEART DESTROYER!!!
(Light Heart launched himself into Ansem just like his Dark Heart Destroyer when he was evil in the first Heart of Darkness, except this is filled with light. Ansem's eyes widen as he get ready for impact. An explosion occured, blinding everyone. When everything is cleared, Ansem is gone. And plus, Ansem's blizzard has been removed and the prisoners can move again.)
JusSonic: Whoa, what happened?
R6: I don't know but I think I became a statue.
Lydia: Wouldn't be a first time though.
R6: Oh great. Heh heh heh.
Hugs: Oh no!
(We can see Light Heart on the ground, eyes closed. The cubs went over and try to wake him.)
Tugs: Not again! Please wake up, Light Heart!
(To everyone's surprise, one of Light Heart's eyes opened.)
Light Heart: I would if you stop pestering me.
(Everyone breathe a sigh of relief.)
Grumpy: Boy, for a minute there, we thought we almost lost you...again.
(Light Heart got back up, dusting himself off.)
Light Heart: It will take more than an explosion to keep this bear now.
Playful Heart: Or monkey, but that's different and silly.
Bill: Okay, now we passed floor 3. Time we go to floor 4 and see what's else in store.
Chit: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. Wait to see what else is in store. Hooray.
Felicia: Chit, where's your sense of hope?
Chit: Back home including my sense of humor.
(QC back to the top floor.)
Princess: That idiot Ansem died...again!
Kano: Yo, Mr. No-Heart. I thought you have enough problem to keep him around.
No-Heart: Well, I was weak because I came back again after my first experience with Light Heart Bear, so it probably means Ansem's life didn't hold out too long against that move that nearly did me in.
Hades: Okay, No-Heart. We were supposed to celebrate a long time ago, but no! So far the good guys took what we threw at them, not like the ones I threw at my nephew, believe me.
No-Heart: I am angry too. I wanted to take over the world with no problem, but is that happening?! No! I wanted someone to fix that problem right now!!!
Princess: I will do that! Its been a long time since I met those H! idiots and I wanted my servants a few months ago! And my new technology will help me this time!
No-Heart: Heh. You really remind me of my niece Shriekly.
Mike: Well this has been interesting. So far we've battled video game monsters, evil authors, and this guy from a game with Final Fantasy and Disney characters. I can't wait to see what they send next to handle us.
Loud: With Hades invovled it could be anything.
Pepper: I hope it's not a snake, I hate snakes they're like so gross and disgusting!
Pule: Ah snake!, where? (looks around).
Susanna: It's okay Pule, she was talking about snakes, there aren't any here.
Pule: That's a relief.
Voice: You'll be begging for snakes when I get done with you!
Aka: Aww man.
Charity: It can't be.
Froggo: Why, oh why.
Grumpy: What? What is it?
Loud: It's Princess Morebucks that's who.
Champ: Is she bad?
Pepper: Bad is an understatement, she's like the world's worst spolied brat!
Princess: Well well my former employees as well as some nobodies I've never heard of. I never figured you'd make it this far.
WOW: Why are you working for Hades Princess?
Princess: Because, when he and No-Heart eliminate all caring, no one will care about anything. Which means they won't care if I take thier stuff! At least, that's what I hope happens.
Champ: That's terrible.
Grumpy: Yeah hasn't anyone ever told you it's not good to be greedy?
Tender Heart: You can be happy without things or riches.
Princess: Shove it! Anyway, once I destroy you, I'll make you other human pals my new servants. And those bears and thier cousins will be my new toys!
Champ: We don't belong to anyone!
Princess: Nobody tells me what I can't have! Take this! (she fires blasts from he gloves at the Histerians).
Loud: WATCHM OUT SHE'S CRAZY!
Princess: You're right about that Loud. Mojo recently updated the blasts in my gloves to make them twice as strong as before. Plus I have a few other surprises I think you'll really enjoy.
Froggo: Great.
Mike: Whoops look at the time, we've go to be going. Good luck saving the world's caring.
WOW: Get back here Nelson.
(Back up in the villains lair Hades looks on with interest)
Hades: Wow that little girl sure is evil, we should have sent her down there first.
(And Mr. Burns is having his own seperate conversation).
Mr. Burns: So you're telling me I could save money by firing half of my staff and replacing them with these Memlocks?
Mozenrath: Well yes, but I should warn you, since they're zombies they fall apart rather easily and I don't think working in a nuclear palnt would be...
Mr. Burns: I'm sold, I'll take a dozen. Smithers write this man a check.
Smithers: I, uh don't think he takes money Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Blast!
What does Princess have planned for our heroes? Will Mr. Burns get some Memlocks? Find out eventually.
(Back to the fourth floor. Princess is still getting the upper hand on the heroes.)
Proud: You know, this girl is starting to get on my nerves.
Robert: You try dealing with her like we do.
Princess: Face it, losers. I win! Maybe you got to bef for mercy before I finished you all off!
Brave Heart: Never! Not while there is still some good left!
Princess: Scam, Simba! I don't have time to play with furballs!
Dawn: Ooh. Now she compared him with that Disney character.
John: Is that bad?
David: Bad? You mean worse!
Brave Heart: No one insults me and gets away with it! Brave Heart Lion to the rescue!
(Brave Heart managed to dodge Princess's attacks and knock him now. Before she can get back up, Brave Heart grabs her gloves and toss them away.)
Brave Heart: (triumphally) Ha! Let see you win without your gloves now!
Good Luck: Brave Heart, don't you learn anything? Never underestimated your opponent.
Swift Heart: Yeah. Even I learn that lesson when I let my cockiness almost let Beastly win the Great Race.
Lotsa Heart: And that is definitely the truth!
Aka: Can we save this for when we send this brat crying to her daddy?
Princess: Never, you morons! Here is the surprise I been saving for all of you!
(Princess press a button on her belt. A light blinds the good guys for a minute. When all is clear, everyone gasps. There are now 25 Princesses in the room each holding a deadly weapon.)
Tom: ARGH! I am seeing, uh, what that word for 25 again, Mike?
Crow: Yeah!
Mike: I think this isn't the time to ask, guys.
Princesses: Find the real me if you can. By the time you find out, it will be over!
Felicia: This whole thing is making my head hurts.
Take Care: I got headache pills for that.
(Take Care gave her some headache pills.)
Felicia: Thanks.
Take Care: You're welcome.
(QC back to the top of the tower.)
Hades: Well, this is turning out good so far. I wondered why I didn't used that on my goody two shoes, nephew?
Pain: Maybe you didn't think about it at the time.
Hades: Hey, good point.
Zoidberg: Can I help hurt them now?
Hades: Later, Zoidberg.
No-Heart: Princess's strategy will finished off those caring fools forever! (laughs evilly)
Pepper: This is crazy, how are we supposed to find the real Princess now?
Brave Heart: Well I suppose we could stare them all (he fires a stare at one Princess, but it disappears).
Princess (in unison) Ha you fools, go ahead, waste your powers trying to blast all of us, by the time you find the real one, we'll blast you into nothing!
Grumpy: She's right, there has to be a way to find the real one.
Father Time: But how?
(While they're debating a plan, Mr. Smartypants has been deep in thought. Then a lightbulb appears over his head).
Lucky Bob: Pretty light, yes.
Loud: Do you have an idea, Smarty?
Mr. Smartypants: Yes, and it will definetly work (reaches into his pants and produces...a mirror).
Aka: A mirror? Is your belt on too tight, how's that supposed to help us?
Mr. Smartypants: Trust me.
Princess: Ha, you think a stupid mirror is going to take care of us? Now it's time for us to finish you once and for all (all 24 Princesses prepare to fire).
Tender Heart: Uh-oh.
Charity: I'm not happy.
Mr. Smartypants: Everybody duck
(The weapons fire, everyone ducks and Smarty holds up the mirror. Sure enough, the blasts fire back striking and destroying each of the fake Princesses' and frying the real one).
WOW: Oh now I see, good one Mr. S.
Mr. Smartypants: Yeah, I figured we needed a way to make them destroy themselves.
Princess: Curse you! You lousy Histerians destroyed my very expensive belt! You and your lousy pals are going to get it, you can't stop us!
Toast: Could've fooled us babe.
(Princess growls and flies away).
Loud: All right, just a few more floors to go.
(The heroes continue on thier way. Back up with the villains, No-Heart is displeased).
No-Heart: Even the technology of Princess wasn't enough to stop those fools.
Princess: I'm sorry okay? Anyway it was all Mojo's fault, he built me that stupid belt. And how was I supposed to know what that pants guy was planning.
Hades: Okay so you failed, you'll get another shot at them, if they make it up here. In the meantime, maybe that wacky Australian guy would like a turn.
Kano: You bet mate,I'll stop them tresspassrs in thier tracks. They'll be no match for my moves.
Hades: So go already, jeez.
What evil tricks does Kano have up his sleeves for the gang? Find out.
(We are now at the fifth floor. The floor is styled like a Mortal Kombat arena. Everyone is now there.)
JusSonic: Geez, I wondered who is going to fight us this round?
R6: Since this place looks like the Mortal Kombat arena, I say someone from Mortal Kombat.
Cheer: Mortal Kombat?
Charity: It is a game where fighers fight or kill each other.
Share: Geez, what kind of person will try something like this?
Kano: (V.O.) I will, mates!
Miss Info: But we aren't even marry yet!
Light Heart: Okay, more than we wanted to know.
Sammy: Who are you?
Kano: (V.O.) My name is Kano, the Black Dragon villain.
Bill: Shouldn't you be dead?
Kano: (V.O.) I had a better question. Shouldn't you?! At least you survived my new friends!
Toast: Like you had any, dude!
Kano: (V.O.) Oh no?!
(A bunch of doors, except the exit, which is in the arena opens up. A bunch of cyborg ninjas, like the ones in Mortal Kombat 3, appeared in the room.)
Cheer: What are these things?!
Smartypants: Cyborg ninjas!
Kano: (V.O.) Not just any cyborg ninjas! The remaining cyborg ninjas not used for the third tournament. Lin Kuei, the former one anyway, didn't think of sending this many after that ninja Sub-Zero!
Bright Heart: You think this could stop us, Mr. Black Dragon guy?!
Kano: (V.O.) I will say...yes! In the words of whoever it was that said them, "Round 1...Fight!"
Chit: Uh-oh.
Friend: You're telling us.
(Secret Bear nodded.)
*******
Can the good guys win this round, or are they doomed? Find out next time! Oh, and if Froggofan is seeing this, I have started on both the interactive stories, "Cartoon Survivor 3" and "A Big Histeria Crossover Party III", so I invited you to join in the fun, m'kay?
Cho-Cho: Does anybody here know how to stop killer robots?
Crow: Maybe I can help, I am a robot after all. Fellow robot brothers, I urge you not to attack us, for we are one in the same. (One of the ninjas fires a missile from his chest). Uh-oh, screw this you kids are on your own.
Mike: Nice work Crow.
Kano: Enough of this, get them!
(The robots rush forward to attack the Histerians).
WOW: Hey Smarty, you got anything to stop these guys?
Smartypants: Let me check (digs in pants) spatula, Tesla coil, eggplant, macaroni sculpture of George Washington...
Toast: Hold on Smarty, I'll handle these evil robot dudes.
All: What!
Pepper: Are you crazy? You'll be killed!
Froggo: Don't do it.
Toast: Relax dudes, if TV has taught me anything, it's that the heroes never die. And that prank calling puppets are funny.
(He leaps into the air and there is a brief pause as he remains suspended in midair).
Toast: Narly.
(Then he flies down, slamming his foot into one of the robots, sending it crashing to the floor. He proceeds to apply an array of martial-arts moves to the robots.)
Pepper: He's doing it! My boyfriend rocks!
Aka: Man I never thought I'd see this.
Lucky Bob: You are correct sir.
(Toast finishes up his attack with a roundhouse kick to one of the robots, knocking off its' head. He throws the head at two other robots, then sweeps the legs of another, causing it to fall and break. Within a few minutes, Toast stands triumphant).
Toast: How do you like that metal heads?
Crow: Toast that was amazing.
WOW: Where'd you learn to fight like that?
Toast: The Matrix, Keanu Reeves totally kicked butt man!
(Everyone groans).
Tender Heart: Well at least we're safe.
Loud: But what about that Australian guy?
Toast: Relax dude, he'd never attack us.
Froggo: Oh yeah, then what's that?
(He points at Kano).
Kano: You may have beaten my robots mate, but you'll never beat me.
Toast: Umm... can't we like, just all get along dude?
How will they defeat Kano? And what dangers lie in wait for them on the next floor?
Kano: Let me think about it...NO! Now, round two...fight!
(Kano pulls out his trademark knife.)
Proud Heart: He got a knife!
(Kano leaps and knocks down Toast with one kick. He then kicked him while he's now.)
Toast: Ouch! That like hurts, dude!
Kano: What are you going to do about it, mate?!
Swift Heart: Hey! Mess with someone your own size!
Kano: Like you, rabbit? Ha!
(Kano performs his spin attack, but Swift Heart counters it with a spinning kick. Kano was knocked down. Down, but not out.)
Dawn: Did you just...
Swift Heart: Hey, I haven't been playing those Mortal Kombat games for nothing.
Loyal Heart: Didn't True Heart and Loyal Heart said not to pay those type of games?
Swift Heart: Yeah, but what are they going to do?
(Kano got back up.)
Kano: Okay, you b****ard! Perform to die!
Swift Heart: Ooh! You shouldn't have done that!
(Kano threw his knife at Swift Heart, but the Care Bear cousin dodges it and performs a 10-combo punch (yeah, these moves don't exist, but this is my story). Kano pulls out his gun.)
Champ: Hey, no weapons! That isn't sportman like of you!
Kano: What sportman like? I was never one to begin with!
(Kano shoots at Swift Heart, but the rabbit uses his speed to dodge them. Swift Heart disappear. Just then, he felt a tap on his shoulder and he turned around. Swift Heart was behind him and Kano was so startled, Swift Heart used this to shoot a caring beam at him, knocking the Black Dragon almost unconscious.)
R6: FINISH HIM! (notices the others are staring at him) What? It make sense to do so since Kano was from Mortal Kombat.
Lydia: John, honey, we do not killed people!
Swift Heart: You don't have to worry because I am sparing him. Killing isn't my cup of tea.
Proud: You got that right.
JusSonic: In that case, Swift Heart wins. Flawless victory.
Chit: Well, five floors down, who knows how many we got left?
David: Enough for us to be tired when we reach the last floor, believe me.
Christy: Calm down, David.
Light Heart: Let's go and hope True Heart and Noble Heart aren't killed yet.
(QC to the top floor. The villains aren't happy (but then again, what else is new?))
Hades: (sarcastic) Gee, even Kano failed. Who knew?
Zoidberg: Oh, I do, I do!
Hades: YOUR OPINION DON'T COUNTED!!!
(Hades's anger caused fire to burn the lobster doctor. Zoidberg ran around screaming then was forced to roll around on the floor to put the fire out.)
No-Heart: Nothing is working.
Noble Heart: (from cage) Well, I woulda told you that, No-Heart.
True Heart: I think you might as well give up now and save yourself the humiliation later.
No-Heart: I am angry, but not that angry. Who wishes to try their luck now?
Burns: I will do it. Smithers, get my war robot out. It's time you and I deal with the Histerians and the Care Bears personally.
Smithers: Yes sir.
Hades: And do yourself a favor and try not to failed, okay? Because I am losing patients but fast!
(The group heads up to the next level. They're quite surprised at it's appearance).
Father Time: Where the heck are we now?
Mr. Smartypants: It appears to be a fatory of some sort.
Froggo: Great, who are we fighting now?
Cho-Cho: I guess we'll just have to wait and find out.
Voice: Not very long I'm afraid you little interlopers.
(Everyone notices as the wall opens up and in enters Mr. Burns in his large robot).
Aka: Oh this is great. We fight all these incrediblely powerful dudes on the last couple of floors, and the best those baddies can send us now is some old guy?
Toast: This'll be a piece of cake
Mike: Yeah, we just tickle him and make him wet his pants.
Burns: Oh you think that you little kids can beat me easily eh? Well you'll soon find that this will be more like a piece of bark, than a piece of cake.
(Blank stares from everyone).
Burns: Bark, you know, cause it's hard and tough.
Loud: That was a stupid pun.
WOW: Yeah, who eats bark?
Burns: I see my humor is lost on you people. Well time to destroy you. Once I'm done with you, you'll never play outside again! And it'll put an end to your torment of that nice Principal Prickley fellow. Yes I dare say this "whomps" big time (chuckles).
Pepper: What are you talking about?
Burns: Eh?
Toast: Dude you're thinking of the kids from "Recess", we're from Histeria.
Burns: Histeria? Is that some kind of Spanish show?
Smithers: No sir, it's a semi-popular educational show that used to air on the WB.
Burns: Don't much care for that network. Okay enough chit-chat, it's time for your end. Smithers, release the hounds!
Smithers: We don't have hounds here sir.
Burns: Oh yes, well then, feel the power of my robotic battlesuit. This thing was built by the finest scientific minds in China.
Loud: Well let's see how it likes this! BOOM! Hey nothing happened.
Burns: Nice try loud boy, but this suit is specially designed to withstand your...um...unique voice. Now then, try this (he pushes a button and the chest opens revealing several missiles).
Father Time: Duck! (everyone dives as Burns fires the missiles, which harmlessly hit the wall).
Crow: Any ideas?
Chit: We could give up, that usually works.
Burns: Unlikely you annoying Spaniards! Now for next magic trick, I'll need volunteers from the audience. Ahh you'll do (grabs Cheer Bear and Christy).
Aka: Hey put them down!
Burns: And now, it's time for this Care Bear, to become a, um...
Smithers: Square bear sir?
Burns: Yes, square, I rather like that.
Cane the Histerians save thier friends from being crushed by Burns's huge fists? And what waits for them on the next level? Are they actually Spanish?
Burns: Oh please. What are you going to do? Hug me? Bah! You are a bunch of pathetic weaklings!
Froggo: Ooh! One bad mistake. I hate it when that happens.
Champ: That does it! David, want to help out?
David: I thought you never ask!
(Champ and David run to avoid Burns's lasers. Burns then tries to punch them. So far nothing working.)
Burns: Blast! Hold still, you annoying fools!
(Burns then manages to knock David down.)
Christy: David!!!
Burns: Excellent. Now I got...wait, where's the other one?
Chit: Oh look! Champ is climbing on Burnsie's robot!
(Indeed, Champ is now climbing on the robot. Unfortunatley, Mr. Burns got them.)
WOW: Geez, don't you ever shut up, Chit?!
Chit: Sorry.
Burns: Now I got you!
(Burns tries to hit Champ, but the sports bear got off in the nick of time. Instead, Burns's robot fist punched its body hard. It starts to malfunction.)
Burns: NOOOO!! What happened?!
Smithers: You hit the robot body hard, sir.
Burns: Blast!
(Because the robot started to malfunction, the claw holding Cheer and Christy opens and the two girls dropped to the ground. Champ runs over to them.)
Cheer: sigh My hero.
(Cheer kissed Champ. David got back up and runs over to Christy.)
Christy: Uh, tell me. What that plan that saved us both yours and his?
David: Uh, yeah!
Christy: Good!
Tender Heart: Look out!!!
(Burns's robot then begin to fell, forcing everyone to run out of the way. Everyone is saved, and unfortunatel Burns survived.)
Burns: Ouch. That is going to hurt.
Robert: Yes, and what is also going to hurt more if you don't go away now!
(QC back to the tenth floor.)
No-Heart: That does it!!!! I been waiting long enough! It's time for the Final Confrontation(TM) to begin now!
Mozenrath: Hold on! I didn't even have my turn!
Zoidberg: Either does Zoidberg!
Princess: Your turn isn't even going to come, dummy!
Hades: Well, No-Heart. If you go any teleportation power, use it to bring the good guys here now.
(No-Heart nodded and with a snap of the fingers, the good guys, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Kano (no-longer unconscious) are now in the room. The Care Bears gasped upon seeing their founders in cage.)
Loyal Heart: Hey! True Heart and Noble Heart are in cages!
No-Heart: And don't think your stares can help them escaped, because it won't work! Time to end this now!
Mozenrath: Well, I supposed if I get to fight them, the time is now!
Zoidberg: Oh boy! Let Zoidberg fight too!
Hades: Yeah sure, whatever. Let's go anyway!
Who will win in the Final Confrontation(TM)? The good guys or the bad guys? And will the Earth be saved? Find out next time!
(Each of the villians picks out a hero, or group of heroes to battle).
Kano: Okay bunny boy, you beat me last time, but I don't think you'll be so lucky this time around.
Swift Heart: Don't count on it!
(The two begin to trade martial arts moves. Elsewhere Mr. Burns has his eyes on several of the Histerians).
Burns: You washed-up TV stars should be quite easy for me to destroy. Smithers, get the bazooka.
Smithers: Uh it's in the shop sir.
Burns: Blast! Oh well, just throw some bombs at them.
Smithers: Yes sir (pulls several small bombs from his coat and throws them at the Histerians).
Sammy: Hey watch it, you could have killed us!
Burns: That was the idea.
Froggo: Now what do we do?
Loud: I say if they're going to use explosives, then we should too.
All: Huh?
Aka: What are you talking about? We don't have any explosives.
Loud: No but we have something just as deadly (turns to Burns) Hey you!
Burns: Ahoy hoy?
Loud: Let's see how you like this bomb, BOOM!! (the force of his voice blows Burns and Smithers across the room and into the wall).
Burns: (groggily) Excellent.
Toast: Way to go Loud man.
Pule: That'll teach that scary guy a lesson.
Princess: That stupid old trick may have worked on Burns, but I won't be beaten as easily!
(Princess steps out from her hiding place and faces the Histerians).
Lydia: And what are you going to do?
Chit: Yeah we destroyed your gloves and your belt.
Pepper: You're out of weapons.
Princess: You fools should know I always keep around an extra Ace in the hole (produces a ray gun) Take this! (begins firing wildly. The Histerians dive behind objects to avoid her).
Toast: This is so lame, Smarty can just use his mirror and stop you.
Aka: Yeah real original. I thought you were supposed to be rich and powerful.
Princess: Lame am I? Well maybe you need a demonstration of my rays power! (she fires at both Toast and Aka).
Princess: Precisely. This ray doesn't destroy things, it's a hypno-ray. Anyone who gets hit with it becomes under my command. Toast Aka, I order you to destroy your friends!
Toast: (trance-like) Like right away master dude.
Aka: (trance-like) As you wish.
(they begin to advance on the Histerians)
Froggo: What now?
(Meanwhile the Care Bears, and thier cousins are pitting thier powers against Mozenrath).
Grumpy: Come on everyone, with a little more power, we can beat this guy.
Mozenrath: Ha, you remind me of those stupid pixies, and I enslaved them with no problem. Your pathetic powers won't work on me (with a huge blast he scatters the Care folk).
Brave Heart: Hmm this guy may be tougher than we thought.
Champ: You guys distract him, I'll make a run for the cage.
Grumpy: I'll join you.
(The two bears head for the cage only to be stopped by Zoidberg).
Zoidberg: Hello little bears. Tremble in fear of Zoidberg, look at his hideous mouth and sharp claws, aren't they scary?
Grumpy: No, not really.
Zoidberg: Really, not even a little bit?
Champ: Well...maybe to little kids.
Zoidberg: Oh who am I kidding, I was never cut out to be a villain. I only joined this group becaused they promised free food, which Zoidberg has not seen a scrap of, I might add. And they're all mean to Zoidberg, constantly insulting him and setting him on fire. Well no more, from now on, I'm going to help you cute little bears.
Champ: Great, so could you open the cage containing our founders?
Zoidberg: Anything for my new friends (he goes over to the cage only to be hit with a blast of flame). I'm okay.
Hades: Well this is a pleasant sight, the little Care Bears and thier cousins, or whatever the heck they are, coming all the way here to rescue thier friends. That's really noble...and really stupid.
Grumpy: You'd better stop this right now.
Champ: Yeah don't you know that evil never wins.
Hades: Really, cause it looks like we're winning. I get to destroy those stupid kids who keep foiling my plans, and in five minutes, the Doomsday cloud will become unstoppable.
No-Heart: That means nothing you stupid bears can do will stop it, and darkness will finally rule!
Tender Heart: That won't happen.
Haes: Face it bubbie, it will. Oh and so you dumb bears don't get any ideas about attacking us, our pals Mr. B and Smithers have your little human friends covered.
(cut to Burns and Smithers, surrounding the human kids who are in a cage).
Burns: I haven't had this much fun since I blocked out Springfield's sun.
Grumpy: Now what do we do?
Can the Care Bears, thier cousins, and the Histerians mount a sucessful counterattack? Or will the world be plunged into eternal darkness?
Crow: (V.O. in a hero voice) Just sit back and watch me in action, citizen!
No-Heart: What?!
(Crow jumped in wearing his Turkey Volume Guessing Man costume that he used in "Mercenary Impossible")
WOW: Hey, look! It's that turkey counting guy!
Crow: It's Turkey Volume Guessing Man! Here to serve all your need!
Princess: Serve this!
(She fires her hypno-ray at TVGM (AKA Crow), but to her surprise, nothing happens.)
TVGM: Ha ha ha ha! Foolish villain! Your ray has no affected on me!
Mike: Crow, knock off the reference to "Prince of Space" and do your thing before she fired that ray at me next!
TVGM: Certainly, Mr. Nelson! Now then, foolish Princess, prepare to turkey on your parade!
Princess: Hey, don't you mean rain on your parade?
TVGM: No! I mean, turkey on your parade as you are about to see!
(Before Princess can do anything, Tom uses the remote control he used in "Mercenary Impossible" and soon enough, a bunch of turkeys appeared and ran by, running over Princess in the progress. After they are gone, Princess is worse for wear. To make matters worse, her hypno-ray is destroyed.)
TVGM: Oh, and it takes 3,300 turkeys to fill in this room and ran over you, craze villain!
Toast: (out of trance) Whoa, dude! What happened?
Aka: Man, I got a mano headache!
Loud: (in cage) HEY! CAN YOU GUYS GET US OUT OF OUR CAGES?
Toast: What the...dude, how did you get in there?
Froggo: You and Aka were brainwash by Princess to put us in here. But it ain't your fault, so get us out!
Aka: Okay, Froggy!
(However, Burns and Smither stood in their way, weapons draw)
Burns: Not so fast! Forgetting us?
Smithers: Actually, I don't think they do, sir.
Nostradamus: I knew he was going to say that, Shut Up! Now then, Mr. Burns fellow, time for me to predicated your fortune.
Burns: Ha! That prediction stuff are false!
Nostradamus: Oh, and I supposed you don't want the results of who would win the next presidental election which involves you.
Burns: Show it to me, freaky guy!
(Nostradamus pulls out his crystal ball)
Nostradamus: Okay, I predicated that you will...get hit on the head with a mallet! Shut Up!
Burns: What?! What kind of future is...
(Before Burns can continue, Nostradamus quickly pull out a mallet and hit the villain over the head. Burns fell down, unconscious.)
Nostradamus: I was right again! Shut Up!
Smithers: Mr. Burns! Noooooooo!!!!! (Pause) Okay, none of you seen that.
Aka: Only if you get out of our way so we can freed our pals.
Smithers: Okay.
(Meanwhile, some members of the Care Bear family are having trouble with Mozenrath as he keeps shooting blasts at them.)
Mozenrath: Stand still so I can send you to an earlier grave!
Wish: Not on your life! Well, it's not that literally.
Brave Heart: We got to strategied and take this guy down hard!
Mozenrath: As your Wish pal said, "Not on your life!"
R6: (V.O.) That's your opinion!
(The authors jumped from out of nowhere and tackled Mozenrath. He struggled with them and Robert grabbed his glove, took it off, revealing his skeleton hand, and threw it out a nearby window. Mozenrath got them all off. He and the authors got back up.)
Robert: Ha! Can't do anything without your glove, can ya Mozen-breath?
(Mozenrath angrily attacks Robert and punches him hard.)
Mozenrath: I can still do that, you cheezy author!
Felicia: Bad move, pal!
(Mozenrath turns around and got a punch by Felicia. She then proceeds in kicking, punching, and in layman's terms, fight dirty.)
Felicia: No one (punchs him) hurts my (kicks him down there) man and (scratches his face like a wildcat) get away with it!
(Mozenrath back off, all hurt and stuff.)
Mozenrath: Ouch! Now I know how Jafar feel when he got his butt handed by you! That's it! I can't take it anymore! I am going back home!
JusSonic: And how do you intent on doing that without your glove?
(Mozenrath, to their surprise, transported out.)
JusSonic: Okay, that answered my question.
(Meanwhile, while everyone else is battling, the cubs and Big Fat Baby are talking among themselves.)
Tugs: Hey, Hugs. Since the baddies are too busy fighting our friends, they aren't paying attention us.
Hugs: Goodie goodie gosh. What do you mean, Tugs?
BFB: Gah goo!
Tugs: It means, we can freed Noble Heart and True Heart without anyone knowing it. Remember when we saved Santa Claus?
Hugs: Hey, yeah! But how do we get them out, Tugs?
BFB: Gah goo!
(Big Fat Baby pulls out something from his diaper. Luckily for us, it isn't anything bad. It's a lockpick. Hugs happily took it and hugs the baby)
Hugs: Oh goodie! I knew it was a good idea to be with ya.
BFB: Poopie poo!
(Kano is still battling Swift Heart, but Swift Heart was too fast for him. However, the rabbit tripped and crashed into a wall. By the time he got back up, Kano cornered him.)
Kano: Looks like I got the win this time, you screwy rabbit! And now...it's time to finish you!!!!
(Swift Heart gulped as Kano comes viciously close. However, before Kano can do anything, something hit him on the head, knocking him unconscious once more. That person is...Dr. Zoidberg!)
Zoidberg: Hurray! I did it, I did it! I finally defeat a villain and it only took one punch!
(However, he shut up again when Hades shot a ball of fire. Zoidberg put it out again by using the rolling on the ground technique and got back up.)
Zoidberg: I'm okay.
Hades: Okay, so you guys got lucky and defeated out pals, big bad deal.
No-Heart: You fools are no match for our combined powers!
(By this time, the Histeria kids had now out of the cage they were in.)
Loud: I CAN HARDLY THINK SO, NO BRAIN!
No-Heart: How dare you used the same insult as ColdHeart! Just for that, you get to died first!
David: Haven't anyone ever told you? You will never win!
Christy: Not as last as we stand together!
Dawn and John: Yeah!
Hades: Yeah right. In case you know, your founder pals are still locked in their cage, so we will killed them at anytime, babe. I think you got 10 seconds to surrender before we do the most gruesome deed ever.
True Heart: (V/O) Don't be too sure, Hades!
(Everyone looked, and to the villains' shock, Noble Heart and True Heart are freed and out of the cage)
No-Heart: What?! But...but how?!
Share: Why do villains always ask that?
Harmony: I don't know, but I do care. Heh, I spoofed the last part of that line pretty well.
Noble Heart: You two villains are so busy handling the most important heroes that you forgot to take care of the sometimes less known heroes. While you and your villain pals were busy...
True Heart: Hugs, Tugs and Big Fat Baby had got us freed using a lockpick!
(The cubs and the baby appeared)
Hugs: That's right!
Grams: Where do you two cubs got a hold of a lockpick? I thought I told you not to play with sharp instruments.
Tugs: Big Fat Baby got one from his diaper.
Grumpy: (disbelief) His diaper???
Smartypants: Yeah. Like my pants, you don't want how many stuff he can fit in there.
Lydia: And frankly, I rather not know.
BFB: Good!
True Heart: Give up, Hades and No-Heart. You had lost, and as Christy mentioned, you will never win as long as we stay together!
No-Heart: Wrong!!! There is a way you can lose! Hades, why don't we switch places? I will battled the Histerians while you take on my Care Bear foes.
Hades: Hey, I thought you were weak because of your resurrection thing? (*=refers to "Heart of Darkness: The Dark Stranger")
No-Heart: I ain't that weak! So how about it?
Hades: Okay! Now for your goodie goodie good guys to meet your maker!
Good Luck: You leave True Heart and Noble Heart out of this!!!
Pule: Good reference to the Powerpuff Girls, huh honey?
Susanna: Enough talking, time we saved the world!
Can the good guys win the Final Confrontation(TM), or are we all screwed? Where the heck is Pain and Panic anyway? And when will Froggofan put up "Mercenary Impossible" (the H!/Rugrats crossover story) at www.fanfiction.net? Find out next time!
Hades: Okay looks like it's time for me to fry up some bear and...other animals. Hey minions, get in here (Pain & Panic quickly arrive).
Pain: You called?
Hades: Yeah, where were you guys when we were getting our butts kicked by these kids?
Pain: Well we thought it was best to hide, and umm...plan a new strategy.
Panic: Yeah, cause we're not cowards or anything.
Hades: Hey I'm glad to hear that, cause I've got a job for you. I want you to take care of those annoying little Care Bear Cubs, while I handle the full-grown ones. Do you think you can do that?
Panic: No problem sir, they're just kids.
Pain: Yeah we'll take care of it.
Hades: Great, now then back to my original idea. (Turns to the Care Bears) time for me to fry up some bear.
Grumpy: You just said that.
Hades: Yeah well I wanted to make sure you heard it. Okay enough smoozing, time for the big guns (shoots a blast of fire at the bears, who dive out of the way). Oooh nice save.
Tender Heart: C'mon everybody, if we combine our powers, we can beat this guy.
Hades: Don't flatter yourself okay bubbie? I've taken on guys way more powerful than you, including that nephew of mine. So I doubt a bunch of multi-colored throw rugs are gonna stop me (shoots more fire).
(Meanwhile Pain and Panic are doing thier best to scare Hugs & Tugs).
Pain: Hey little bears, look at us and be frightened... or something.
Panic: Yeah, we're scary monsters and now we're going to destroy you.
Grams: Oh no you don't! Stay away from those cubs!
Pain: And what are you going to do Grandma?
Panic: Yeah, maybe it's time we show you what we can do (the two transform into a large-sized monster).
Monster: Now how are you going to stop us? (Grams begins hitting them with a purse) Ow, hey, cut it out!
Grams: Okay cubs, this monster wants you babies so bad, we'll give him a baby.
Hugs & Tugs: Right (they pick up Big Fat Baby and hand him to the monster).
Monster: Thanks for the kid, now we'll....eww what's that smell? When's the last time this kid had a fresh diaper?
Loud: Remember when Zeus overthrew his father and became ruler of everything?
Monster: Yeah?
Loud: Before that.
Monster: Oh eww, this thing smells terrible! Ooh, I don't think we can hold together much longer...(instantly the monster splits back into Pain & Panic).
Pain: Get that stinky thing away from us!
Grams: Gladly, cubs, you know what to do.
Hugs&Tugs: Right, (the two cubs go over and begin beating up the henchmen).
Pain: Ow! If that stupid baby's smell wasn't ow! distracting us we'd ow! show you.
Panic: Who knew little baby bears could be so hard?
(Hades of course, has observed everything).
Hades: Oy, those idiots screw up even the simplest of assignments. Oh well, it won't matter cause it's about to get very hot for some certian kindness-loving bears.
Champ: You'll never win.
Hades: Jeez all you heroes say the same things. You say I'll never win, but I don't see any of you stopping me.
Tender Heart: He's right, everyone it's time for us to combine our powers.
Hades: Oooh attacking me with your "Lucky Charms" style powers, I'm so scared. That was sarcasm in case you couldn't tell.
Swift Heart: You won't be sarcastic when you see what we can do.
Tender Heart: Ready?
Everyone: Ready!
Tender Heart: Care Bears.
Brave Heart: Care Bear Cousins.
All: Stare!
(All of thier stare powers are fired at Hades who tries to block it with a blast of fire).
Hades: You little punks are persistant, I'll give you that, but you'll see that your powers are no match for mine (the fire slowly begins to push the Care Bears powers back). Whoa, is it hot in here or is it just me?
Tender Heart: C'mon everyone, work harder!
(Thier blast moves forward a little, but Hades adds more fire and pushes it back).
Champ: I'm tiring out, I don't think I can do this much longer.
Hades: Hey what'd I tell ya? You'll never restore love and caring to the world.
Brave Heart: We'll never give up!
Hades: Oh yeah, maybe I can change that (he increases his powers and pushes thier beams back) Face it, nothing can save you this time!
Loud: HEY HADES! ISN'T THAT HERCULES!
Hades: What Jerkules is here? Where? (looks around)
Tender Heart: He's distracted, this is our chance.
(The Care Bears let forth with everything they have. It proves to be too much for Hades, who is engulfed by thier powers. When he emerges, his hair is extinquished and he looks worse for the wear).
Hades: (dazed) Hey Hook boy, give me the remote.
Loud: Well that takes care of him.
Pepper: Yeah, but the Care Bears used up to much energy! (points to the tired Care Bears).
No-Heart: And now you all have to deal with me. And with those pathetic Care Bears weakened, there's no way you can stop me!
Sammy: I knew I should have stayed home today.
With the Care Bears and thier cousins weakened, how will the Histerians defeat No-Heart? Will the world forever
be inhabited by monsters? Hopefully not.
No-Heart: And now it's time for you all to meet your end...now!!!!!
(No-Heart shoots out a huge wave knocking the Histerians back. Loud got back up. He turns and gasps to see that his Histerians pals including Zoidberg are caught behind a wall.)
Robert: Loud! He got us trapped here! I'm afraid we can't help you.
Loud: HEY, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
No-Heart: Many against one isn't a fair fight as I will soon proved.
(No-Heart floats up into the hair to begin battle. His fist flashes with energy and shoots a huge fireball at the ground. Loud got out of the way in time. A huge gap appeared around a platform under No-Heart.)
Loud: WERE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FALL TO MY DOOM?
No-Heart: Fool, I just got started!
(No-Heart shoots out another fireball and it aims at Loud. Loud got hit and fell down. No-Heart laughs evilly as he begins to shoot his next fireball. Loud looks like he is unable to get out of the way in time...but then a ray of beam hits No-Heart making him screamed.)
Loud: WHAT THE...?!
(Loud turns to see who shot No-Heart with that beam. It was Light Heart Bear.)
Light Heart: No way I am letting my new friend getting killed by the lights of you. I am not weak like my other members of my family.
No-Heart: (hissed angrily) Light Heart, you traitor. Now you will pay for both that, as well as your betrayal.
Light Heart: You shoulda stay dead, No-Heart. Hey, Loud. What about a team-up against this guy?
Loud: LIGHT HEART, I WAS THINKING THE SAME HERE.
Light Heart: Here is something to make it easier.
(Light Heart shoots out a ray and it changes to form a sword. He hands it to Loud.)
Loud: WHAT'S THIS FOR?
Light Heart: Loyal Heart taught me that once. It is something I called a Light Sword.
Loud: WELL, FIRST OFF CAN WE RAN BEFORE WE END UP FRIED ANYWAY?!
(The two got out of the way in time just as No-Heart shoots out another fireball at him. The two stand their ground. Light Heart shoots out a ray of beam at No-Heart. This time, it knocks No-Heart to the platform and Loud jumps just in time. No-Heart didn't have time to get back up to block against Loud's blows with the Light Sword. But just before it looks like Loud is about to make the fatal blow, No-Heart grabs Loud and throws him back next to Light Heart. The villain then floats back up again.)
Light Heart: Do you have enough?
(No-Heart didn't answer as his hands then make a huge dark fireball. The others watching are puzzled.)
Sammy: What is he doing?
Bill: I don't know, and I don't even want to know!
WOW: Hold me, Billy!
Bill: groan
(Just then, before the two can react, No-Heart shot the dark fireball at them. An explosion occured which covered the whole room except the Histerians and Care Bears. When the smoke clears, only No-Heart is left standing.)
No-Heart: I won. (laughs evilly) I have destroyed two foes who dared to opposed me!
(The Care Bears watching nearby look despair.)
True-Heart: No, it can't be...
Bright Heart: They're...gone?
(The camera on the Histerians as Charity is crying.)
Charity: No, no! It can't be! Be say it isn't so!
R6: (angrily) You are going to pay for this No-Heart!
No-Heart: Fools. I had won and you will all soon perished and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Loud: (V.O.) THINK AGAIN, FORMER SCARY GUY!
(No-Heart looks up and is startled. We can see a Light Platform high above the room. Light Heart and Loud are on it.)
Swift Heart: (V.O.) Loud! Light Heart!
Zoidberg: (V.O.) I knew they were alived.
No-Heart: What do you think you're doing up there?!
Light Heart: Well, me and Loud thought about it and we realized your powers got stronger because of the Armageddon cloud, right?
Crow: Hey, what does he...oh wait, why bother since No-Heart is so going to guess it.
No-Heart: What do you mean? (eyes widen in fear) No...you wouldn't!
Loud: WE WOULD. LIGHT HEART, WILL YOU DO THE FAVOR?
Light Heart: My pleasure, pal.
No-Heart: Nooooo!!!!!
(Light Heart shoots his rays of Light upward. High up in the sky, the Armageddon Cloud is seen still creating terror. Suddenly, Light Heart's rays hits it and it starts making reactions. We now see the monsters in random cities, but for some unknown reason, they disappeared. QC to No-Heart's castle as the Light Platform floats down to the ground and Loud and Light Heart got off.)
No-Heart: What have you done?!
Light Heart: My rays of Light has hit your Armageddon Cloud, thereby reversing and destroying it. All the monsters are gone by now and the caring will returned shortly.
Loud: SO TO BE BLUNT, NO-HEART, YOU LOST.
No-Heart: This can't! I have lost to a former ally and a loud boy who's annoying?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
(No-Heart's screams were so loud that the room starts to shake. Parts of the ceiling came tumbling down. Hades managed to recovered.)
Hades: Ah, geez. It looks like No-Heart blew it. I better get outta here, but first things first.
(Using magic, the villains who were defeated with the exception of Hades and No-Heart disappeared from the room.)
Hades: There, that will take care of things. Come on, minions. We better scoot.
Pain: What about No-Heart?
Hades: Ah, who cares about him anymore? Heh, I made a joke there.
(Hades, Pain and Panic disappeared. Outside the castle, we can see the top of the tower rumbling and it starts to crumbles. A few seconds later and we can see the remains of the interior of the top floor. No-Heart has disappeared and so has the walls. The good guys has either recovered or got back up.)
Aka: Boy, and I thought Loud's screams were loud. What the dilly-o is that all about?
Good Luck: Well, I guess No-Heart's screams got so loud that it caused the floor to shake.
Treat Heart: Then where is old cloak head anyway?
Felicia: He musta escaped during the quake.
(Then another quake happened and it looks like it ain't stopping anytime soon.)
Zoidberg: Hey, what's that? And yes, I know you couldn't hear it from me since I was a former villain but give me a chance here, willya?
David: No! No-Heart's screams were louder than I thought! His whole castle is coming down!
Christy: We got to get outta here!
John: But we will never get out of the castle in time!
Father Time: Hey, keep me outta this, willya?
Pule: He met the other type of time, Father Time.
Father Time: Oh, okay.
Lucky Bob: Think of a plan now!
Bright Heart: He's right. Smartypants, do you got any transporting devices in there.
Smartypants: No, but I got something better.
(Smartypants pulls out what appears to be a hole. He throws it and it lands on the air like it was stopped by an invisible thread.)
Nostradamus: Hey, what is that and Shut Up?
Smartypants: A plot hole.
Tom: D'oh! Well, we coulda expect that to happened sooner or later.
Cho-Cho: Less talking, more escaping, all right?!
(The good guys, all of them, all jumped into the plot hole in time. Another hole appears elsewhere near the camp site and the good guys all fell out. They got back up and Smartypants put his plothole back inside.)
BFB: Gah goo!
Lotsa Heart: How much stuff can he put in there anyway?
Lydia: I rather not know, thank you very much!
(Then a loud rumble is heard and the good guys look to see the castle is coming crashing down. The remains of the castle collapses faster than a regular building. A few seconds later and all is peaceful again. The good guys cheered.)
Zoidberg: Horray, we won!
Cho-Cho: Victory is ours.
Lucky Bob: Hiyo!
True Heart: Now that the Armageddon Cloud is gone, all the caring, well most of it anyway, has been restored to the world.
Noble Heart: For that, we are grateful to you Histerians for helping saving us.
Toast: Hey, it's our pleasure, cool founder dudes! Your rock!
JusSonic: For once, it isn't just the us or you guys saving the day. We did it altogether.
Loud: But Light Heart deserved most of the credit. It was his rays that defeated the cloud.
Light Heart: Yes, but it was your idea.
Crow: (out of his Turkey Volume Guessing Man Costume) Uh, say what?
Loud: Okay, I admit it. I suggested that he uses his beam to destroy it since his name is Light Heart Bear.
Charity: That's what I love about you, Loud. You know what to do.
Loud: But what about...
Charity: Skip it.
(Charity goes over and kiss her boyfriend.)
R6: Ooh, Lydia! Does this give you any idea?
Lydia: Please! Not in front of the cubs!
Champ: That ain't stopping me, sports fan!
(Champ then kisses his girlfriend Cheer Bear.)
Lydia: Okay, then again, nevermind.
Bill: Well, now what? The day is saved and we got anything to do.
Proud: Do anyone wants to have fun just like in the old days?
Grumpy: Hey, you weren't with us the day it happened, so how would you know?
Proud: I have my ways.
Pepper: Coolie-cool! We need a vacation! Does anyone else agreed with me?
Miss Info: I guess so.
Brave Heart: Hey, let's play bury the guy in the sand with the salesman.
Chit: Hey what?!
(Friend Bear and Secret Bear grabbed Chit and pulls him away to be buried, giggling doing so.)
Chit: Hey, let me go! You guys are supposed to be nice!!!!
Grams: Not to him, I think not.
WOW: Now you're catching on. You know, it's good to be talking with someone as old as I am besides Father Time for a change.
Grams: Yeah, me too.
Tom: Okay, first one in the pool whacks Crow!
Crow: Hey!
Mike: Tom, Crow, you can't anyway! Remember when we met the Spongebob people?
Tom: Oh yeah. Darn!
Zoidberg: Oh boy! Zoidberg finally gets to have fun before I return home and get used to my other friends' criticism!
Tender Heart: Someone's happy.
Love-A-Lot: I coulda told you that.
Robert: Or me too, though I wondered how Hades and No-Heart are taking their defeats?
(QC back to the underworld. Hades is roaring angrily burning things, including Pain and Panic, in his way.)
Hades: Curse! We were so close!!!!!!!!!!! We woulda won except I let my hatred towards Jerkules get in the way!
Pain: Uh, boss? Have you ever consider a therapist?
Panic: Shut up, Pain!
Hades: You two are already burned so don't make it worse! Those Histerians will pay for this, mark my words!
(QC to somewhere on Earth, Space, or whatever. We see No-Heart by himself grumbling angrily over his defeat.)
No-Heart: Why on Earth have I yet to beat them? Not only did I lose again, but I lost my new castle in the progress! Something must be wrong with the power I got after killing my brother. Well I must find the answer soon for I have big plans for Earth, and no one, not him or the Care Bears will ever get in my way. Ever.
JusSonic: (V.O.) Well, that's all except to see what happened to the characters of the story.
-HADES returned to the underworld, not happy at his latest defeat and neither did his minions and not just because of his "burning" behavior.
-NO-HEART is still wandering finding out what he did wrong. He still got plans which may be explained in future Care Bears stories.
-JOAN OF ARC, KATIE KA-BOOM and her other co-stars are still working on their show which is still a huge success.
-STAN, KYLE, CARTMAN and KENNY are still their foul-mouthed selves and are doing fine, thank you very much.
-MOZENRATH returns to the desert recovering from his beating from Felicia. Although if a certain street rats stops by when he's planning something while recovering, he is going to get hurt worse.
-PRINCESS MORBUCKS went back home to Townsville, crying to her daddy that the Histerians and the Care Bears were being mean to her. Let's leave her alone, okay?
-ANSEM is dead. May he not rest in peace.
-MR. BURNS and SMITHERS returned to Springfield to continued working in the Nuclear Power Plant and terrorizing the workers, including one fat employee.
-KANO is still working with the Black Dragon, getting ready to get involved in more Mortal Kombat tournaments.
-CHRISTY, JOHN, DAWN, and DAVID (formerly DARK HEART) continued on with their lives, still remembered their adventures with both their old and news friends.
-As for the HISTERIANS, the AUTHORS, the MST3K CREW, and the CARE BEARS themselves...they are relaxing, each getting ready for a new adventure, never forgetting that they saved the world from uncaring and the forces of Hades and No-Heart.
Thank you and good night.
The End
Cast list
James Woods: Hades
Chris Wiggins: No-Heart
Maxine Miller: True Heart Bear
Pam Hyatt: Noble Heart Horse
Tom Kane: Light Heart Bear
Bobcat Goldthwait: Pain
Matt Frewer: Panic
Eva Almos: Friend Bear, Swift Heart Rabbit
Patricia Black: Share Bear
Melleny Brown: Birthday Bear, Baby Tugs
Bob Dermer: Grumpy Bear
Terri Hawkes: Cheer Bear, Baby Hugs
Janet-Laine Green: Wish Bear
Nonnie Griffin: Harmony Bear
Dan Hennessey: Brave Heart Lion, Loyal Heart Dog, Good Luck Bear
Jim Henshaw: Tender Heart Bear
Terry Sears: Champ Bear
Billie Mae Richard: Bright Heart Raccoon
Pauline Rennie: Treat Heart Pig, Grams Bear
Louise Vallance: Proud Heart Cat
Luba Goy: Lotsa Heart Elephant
Georgia Engel: Love-A-Lot Bear
Marla Lukosky: Playful Heart Monkey
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, Joan of Arc, Felicia Information
Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman, Mr. Smartypants, Take Care Bear
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo
Cree Summer: Aka Pella, Christy Davis-Timbs
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob
Tress MacNeille: Toast, Pepper Mills, Cho-Cho, World’s Oldest Woman, Susanna Susquahanna, Sappho
Frank Welker: Father Time, Pule Houser, Edgar Allen Poe, The Raven, Fred Moppel, Proud Bear, Various monster voices, turkeys
Paul Rugg: Nostradamus, Surprise Bear
Billy West: Dr. Zoidberg, Chit Chatterson
James Wickline: Bill Straitman
Luke Ruegger: Big Fat Baby
JusSonic: Himself
Robert: Himself
R6: Himself
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot/Turkey Volume Guessing Man
Richard Divizio: Kano
Jonathan Brandis: Mozenrath
Jennifer Hale: Princess Morbucks
Billy Zane: Ansem
Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Smithers
Laura Mooney: Katie Ka-boom
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick
Hadley Kay: David Hall/Dark Heart
Alyson Court: Dawn Killeen
Michael Fantini: John Brixby
Maurice LaMarche: Basho
Thomas F. Wilson: Bret Harte
Kayzie Rogers: Hitmonchan
This is the crossover I was waiting for. Please read and review.