(We fade in to a shadowly cell. We don't know who is in there, but we can hear a familiar voice.)

Voice: Sigh. 1 year in prison down and only 29 to go. I hope you are happy, Gene. You were supposed to be send away for life, but you always are one step ahead of everyone, are you? If only you are still alive...so I can kill you without going after the Histerians to begin with!

(The prisoner hits his hand on the hand, hurting it in the progress.)

Voice: Ouch! Now you made me hurt my hand!

(The prisoner came out of the shadows. It is the villain of the first "Histeria: Metal Madness", the former partner, now enemy of Gene Burrows, Christopher Zarret, once again voiced by the creepy actor Christopher Walken)

Christopher Zarret: It was your fault I went crazy. Because you stole our research, our research we work together on as partners, you get all the credit and I get nothing but madness! I try to get vengenace by...

(Just then, a guard appeared outside his jail cell)

Guard: Hey, creepy guy! Stop with the talking to yourself, okay?

Zarret: It's a free country and I will do what I wish!

Guard: Oh, whatever Chris. Anyway, you got yourself a visitor.

Zarret: A visitor? About time. But who would want to visit me?

Guard: That is what I ask him, but come greet your visitor anyway. The more time you talk to someone else, the else creepy you are when you talk to yourself.

Zarret: Very interesting.

(Cut to the prison visiters' room as the guard led Zarret to behind the glass so Zarret can see his visitor. In front of him and the glass is a dark-haired man in a brown suit. The guard stood nearby in case of trouble.)

Man: (Voiced by Chevy Chase)Well, Christopher! We meet again after so many years.

Zarret: I would understand that if I knew who you are since I never seen you in my life.

Man: Oh you did, many years ago.

Zarret: What are you saying?

Man: You know, in science class, when you weren't looking, someone put too much sodium in your potion, which cause a huge mess and Mr. Westkins made you clean it up.

Zarret: Hey! That wasn't me! That was... (then he quickly realizes him) Wait a minute.

Man: Yep, it's me.

Zarret: Chevy Hriswad from High School.

Chevy Hriswad: Boy, it took you a few seconds to find that out.

Zarret: I didn't recognize you since I haven't seen you since I graduated from high school.

Chevy: Well, what can I say? I can be totally unrecognizable at times. So first off, what is with this place? They have to search me, including my mouth, before I can see you.

Zarret: From what I heard, since Stark Rotimid's escape from another prison, they tighten the security even more. Anyway, what you been doing for yourself?

Chevy: Well, I became a rich playboy.

Zarret: You mean...

Chevy: Yep. I posed the nasty, but I get pay for it and didn't have to work for it. So have about you?

Zarret: (dry) Oh, I went to college, got betrayed by the biggest monster ever to plaque America, then try to get revenge on him even though he was dead by killing the foe he failed to killed in an attempt to ruin his reputation and ended up getting thrown in prison and losing my insanity.

Chevy: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. So how is prison?

Zarret: Not much, unless you count my failed bid for the Histerians a while back.

Chevy: Well, take it from me. Don't bid with anyone you can't beat in a bid.

Zarret: Never mind. So why are you here? To catch up on old times?

Chevy: That and I thought I should get you a second chance.

Zarret: At what?

Chevy: You see, while I am a rich playboy, there's one problem.

Zarret: What's that?

Chevy: I don't have any servants, no butlers, no maids, no zip. And it cost money to get them nowadays.

Zarret: So what does this got to with me?

Chevy: Well, I need you to come live at my mansion and built me my servants. And for doing that, you can live the luxury live and stay out of the public eye.

Zarret: Even the Histerians?

Chevy: That is true, but think of this. It's Gene you want revenge on, right?

Zarret: Yes.

Chevy: So frankly, trying to kill the Histerians is sorta a substitute for wanting to kill Gene. After all, you really hate Gene all this time.

Zarret: True. I didn't started out hating the Histerians, just Gene. And I guess I shoulda went after Gene when I got the chance but now he's gone, it's a total waste.

Chevy: Good. So what do you say? You can forget the Histerians and at least try to get a second chance at insanity.

Zarret: Okay, when do I start? I mean, when do I leave?

Chevy: Anytime you want.

Zarret: (surprised) What?

Chevy: I pay for your bail two hours ago. I wanted to surprised you once we get to this point. Your second chance at sanity starts now, pal.

Zarret: Maybe.

Next, we take a look at what the Histerians are doing and more.

{Cut to a TV somewhere where Fred Moppel is doing a news report}

Moppel: Our top story tonight, Christopher Zarret, rival of the late Gene Burrows and creepy villain of Histeria, has been bailed out of prison.

{Now we see that the TV is in the H! studio and Loud is watching it and holding a cup of water. Upon hearing this news he immediatly spits it out}

Loud: WHAT THE?!!!

Moppel: The bail was payed by one of the richest playboys in town, Chevy Hriswad's. That's Chevy Hriswad, he's rich and I'm not, and he gets to bail out bad guys as a result. Way to use the clout that I don't have, Chevy, good night and have a pleasent rich boy life, you little-{Loud immediatly turns off the TV}

Loud: GUYS, GET OVER HERE, IT'S ANOTHER EMERGENCY!!!{Charity, Miss Info, Felicia, Tom Ruegger, JusSonic, Robert, R6, Digi-Fan, Toast, Pepper, Cho-Cho, WOW, Susanna, Lydia, Aka, Froggo, Sammy, Mr. Smartypants, Father Time, Pule, Fetch, Bill Straitman, Chit,
Lucky Bob, Pikachu, and the MST3K cast run into the room}

Digi-Fan: What's the matter, who's after us now? Is it Slim or Slasho or Princess, cause if it is I win 10 bucks in our evil villains office pool!

Sammy: She's not winning anything, I got my money on my man Slasho rising from the dead!

R6: Why does you making a stupid bet like that not surprise me?

Charity: Well Loud, who is it that must be after us?

Loud: IT'S CHRIS ZARRET, HE GOT BAILED OUT OF JAIL TODAY!!{Pause}

Felicia/Robert/JusSonic: All right, you owe me 10 bucks!!

Sammy: Darnit, I knew I should have made him my second choice!

Aka: Froggy, I told you to bet on him before the bet deadline was off, why didn't you listen to me?

Froggo: Hey, I thought Him stood a good chance to be the next comeback victim, and with good reason too.

Loud: GUYS, CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE BETS FOR A SECOND?!!{They shut up}WE GOTTA GET READY FOR ZARRET AND HIS NEW RICH PAL TO GET HERE!!

Lydia: Who is this guy that bailed him out anyway, is he more rich than certain exes of mine or only just as rich?

Smartypants: Is he industrial rich, science rich, or just rich rich?

Loud: I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S OBVIOUSLY RICH ENOUGH TO BAIL A NUT LIKE ZARRET OUT, SO HE MIGHT HAVE SOME PRETTY EXPENSIVE RICH STUFF READY TO ATTACK US!! WE GOTTA START GETTING READY THIS TIME!

Bill: That's right, we have some time to prepare for when this guy attacks, we can take advantage of it by preparing our defenses!

WOW: Oh, you know I like it when you're being a leader.

Bill: Well I guess that's what I get for actually daring to talk.

Father Time: All right then, let's go to the lab to talk about what we can use to defend ourselves. Who knows how much time Zarret will take to get ready to kill us, he's probably planning something right now.

{Cut to inside an extragant mansion filled with all kinds of rich stuff. This is Chevy's mansion, and he and Zarret are walking through the halls}

Zarret: Wow, wowie wow wow wow. What a large place you have here.

Chevy: Only the best for a rich guy that newscasters and other poor people envy. Despite my antics with you, I actually turned out pretty well for myself and made a lot of good choices. Hopefully hiring you will be my latest success.

Zarret: I suppose we'll find out after I get to work building your servants.

Chevy: Of course, I'll get you set up just as soon as you have dinner with me and the wife. We'd love to hear all the grisly stories of your venegance filled life after high school so you can get it outta your system and get ready for a new and better life. See you then.{Chevy walks off but then trips on the floor and falls in a quite over the top manner}Ow! Stupid floor, I knew I should have paid the extra million to get better contractors!{Gets up and limps away}

Zarret: A new and better life. I guess I can dare to think that now.

(Cut to the lab as Mr. Smartypants is looking up something on his computer with his pals around him.)

Toast: Uh, shouldn't we worry about what weapons to used when they liked get here?

Mr. Smartypants: Maybe, but first we get to find out more about the person who bailed out Zarret. What's his name again, Loud?

Loud: HIS NAME IS CHEVY HRISWAD.

(Smartypants look up the name on the internet and found it.)

Smartypants: Got it. It said here that he is a rich playboy who lives in a mansion in Burbank.

Miss Information: Playboy? You mean...?

Smartypants: Yep. He posed the nasty.

R6: Oh, now that's a job I would really like!

Lydia: If you want to do something with me later on, R6, I suggest you stop while you still have your head!

R6: Darn, I always did forget that.

Pule Houser: Is there anything else?

Smartypants: Nothing else, I'm afraid. But fortunately, he doesn't seem to have a grudge against us.

Tom Ruegger: I don't get it. Why would a rich guy like Chevy Hriswad bailed out a creep like Zarret?

Tom Servo: Because he's crazy!

Fetch: Well, if this guy doesn't have a grudge against us, I don't see any reason to worry.

Cho-Cho: Each time we think that, it turns out we were wrong!

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

Crow: You know, not every one is bad. What about that cop guy, Jon Molsh, the mayor of Long Beach, or...

Cho-Cho: Okay, okay, maybe there are some people left who isn't like that!

Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir! Hiyo!

Pepper Mills: But if he is against us?! I really don't like that!

Mike Nelson: Then we know what to expect and we should be defend by the time they get here.

JusSonic: So should we call in Harry Norman? After all, he was with us when we last saw Zarret.

Susanna Susquahanna: That guy is with us in almost all of our adventures, isn't he?

Digi-Fan: Well, if it weren't for him, Loud and Miss Info woulda got killed a long time ago and that would be bad.

Tom: Well, one thing for sure, I am not going to let Zarret harms my son if and when he shows up.

Loud: Thanks, dad.

(Cut to the dining room in Chevy's mansion. Zarret is sitting at one side of the table while his pal Chevy and his wife who is dressed for dinner. She is voiced by the actress who played Clark Griswold's wife Ellen in the Vacation movies, Beverly D'Angelo)

Woman: So tell us, how long have you known Chevy?

Zarret: During High School. I thought he told you Beverly.

Beverly Hriswad: True, but when did you two first met?

Zarret: Oh, it was freshman year. He put a whoopie-cushion on my chair.

Chevy: Yep. That was really hilarious.

Beverly: And you were friends even when Zarret became a psycho?

Zarret: Hey! It was Gene's fault I turned evil so don't accuse me of being psycho on purpose!

Beverly: Well yes, but didn't Gene claim it was Loud's fault he turned evil?

Chevy: Now, now Beverly. Let's not talk about that. Christopher is out on bail so why not forget the past and concentrate on the future.

Zarret: He is right. I could explode any minute. Well, since I am done with dinner, I should head to the lab and get working on the servants. I will be working all night as if you don't mind, good night to you both.

(Zarret got up and left the table.)

Chevy: You know, Beverly, you shouldn't bought Gene up like that.

Beverly: It was nothing personal, Chevy, it's just he creeps me out and it makes me unsure to trust him or not.

Chevy: Trust me, Zarret is getting a second chance at sanely so no need to fear. Besides, he is staying out of both the public's and the Histerians' eyes, so there should be no reason to worry.

Beverly: I hope so, Chevy, for your sake and everyone else's.

Next, Enter Harry Norman, more stuff happens, and Zarret builts the first servant.

{Cut to a lab in Chevy's mansion as Chevy is watching Zarret start work on something}

Chevy: So, what kinda robot work force do you have planned for me?

Zarret: A one of a kind extravaganza.

Chevy: Okay, aside from that, what else?

Zarret: It'll have defense systems like lasers and the like, is that more informative? Just in case people try to go after you like the Histerians, who'll probably wanna take you down for bailing me out.

Chevy: They're that jumpy, aren't they?

Zarret: Don't I know it, especially that Loud boy who killed Gene before I could.

Chevy: I thought it was that Charity girl that actually killed him in that metal spider thingie.

Zarret: Yes, of course. Yes, I remember reading about how she did that, crushing him to death and all just because he went after her boyfriend. She sure was a tough cookie to do that where I failed, very tough indeed.{Chevy walks out as Zarret keeps working and talking}Yes, she was quite the little warrior indeed....

{Fade to some hours later as Chevy returned to watch Zarret put the finishing touches on his robot}

Chevy: Well Chris, are we in business?

Zarret: Almost, I just have to put the finishing touches on the design and then we're....done!{Zarret steps back to reveal a robot that looks exactly like Charity}

Chevy: Hmm, that bears a kind of resemblance to someone you used to know, doesn't it?

Zarret: What?{Looks at the robot}Oh yes, it does, doesn't it? Heh, I must have though about Charity enough for me to build a robot like her while I wasn't paying attention. I guess I'll have to take it down and fix that mistake.

Chevy: No, it looks pretty good and I'll bet it works good too.

Zarret: Yes, it does work good and I guess it would be stupid to let this all go to waste because of a resemblance.

Chevy: Hmm, this gives me an idea. Maybe you could build robots out of all those Histeria people, kinda of a last job to get your mind off of them forever. That'll probably make things come full circle for you.

Zarret: Full circle, eh?

{Cut to the H! studio as Harry Norman comes in through the front door}

Loud: HEY HARRY, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT IN TIME!!

Harry: I tried to come as soon as I heard what happened. I'll bet that Zarret is building some brand new metal versions of us while we're yakking away.

Sammy: Ha, that's what I thought you'd say, you owe me 10 bucks on that bet!

R6: D*mm!! Harry, you'd better get this meeting over with so I can get to work on new Sammy torturing double time!

Harry: I don't know about that, but I do have a few ideas for us to use before the inevitable big battle starts.

(Cut to the Hriswads' Study. Chevy has told Beverly about what Zarret is building.)

Beverly: And Chris doesn't mind that your robots servants looks like the Histerians he used to take on?

Chevy: Well, he just said it would be stupid to let it go to waste because of it being an resemblance.

Beverly: Chevy, I know he is your friend, but I am worry he might still be, you know, carrying a grudge against the Histerians all this time.

Chevy: Honey, you got to relax. After all, by building robots of those Histeria people, it will help him get his mind off of them forever.

Beverly: Or on them.

(Cut back to Zarret's lab. Zarret is just finishing making another robot that looks like Froggo.)

Zarret: There. Strange. Why do I keep building robots that look like the Histerians when I am supposed to be enjoying my new life. Well, so far I almost finished building all of them, but there is something missing. Oh well.

(Zarret gets a part that looks like Froggo's cap and puts it on his robot. Cut back to the Histerians' lab.)

Mike: You do what, guys. I been thinking

Lucky Bob: That's a first now!

Mike: Cut it out. Aren't we being a little bit too jumpy?

Aka: What do you mean?

Mike: Well, if Zarret was bailed, there got to be a good reason. No one would be stupid enough to bailed a creepy guy like him outta prison unless they got a good reason.

Tom: Yes, like using him in his plans!

Mike: And yet, we are jumping to conclusions. I mean, maybe Zarret is getting a second chance.

Chit Chatterson: Well, we thought David Hicks was getitng a second chacne, but were we right?! No!

Miss Info: Must we be reminded of that poor man who sacrificed himself at this time?!

Sammy: Chit got something. What if Zarret is after us?

Charity: Say, come to think about it, this is like that movie Robert made.

Robert: Meaning?

Charity: Well, the other kids judge Loud too harshly...

Froggo: I hate it when I am reminded of that.

Charity: And at the end, they gave him a...

Pule: Don't finish. We got it. Do you think we should give Zarret the benefit of the doubt?

Harry: Maybe. But I think it's best we get some things to defend ourselves just in case.

Lydia: Say, I just remembered. None of us done our grocery shopping yet!

R6: I will do it!

Digi-Fan: No bloody way, R6! Last time we let you go shopping, you bought only traps to torture Sammy.

Sammy: I say let me shop! I never get traps for me!

Bill: No, you would just blow our money like always.

Sammy: Do not!

WOW: Don't make mess come over there!

Bill: Boy, and yikes.

Loud: I will do it. At least it would keep my mind off of Zarret.

Charity: I would go too, just in case.

Tom: Same here.

Cho-Cho: Lucky Bob and I will go, right Lucky Bob?

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

Fetch: What about me?

Pikachu: Pika, pika.

JusSonic: They don't allow pets into the store. Besides, I think five would be best because since when would we worry about villains in a grocery store?

Lucky Bob: Absolutely.

Miss Info: Okay, in that case, here's the list (gave the list to the Histerians) and the calculator. (gave it to them too) Get all on the list.

Father Time: And don't forget the fudgy dinky bars! We're all out!

Loud: AGAIN?! FATHER TIME, HOW MANY BOXES DID YOU EMPTY OUT?!

Father Time: Ten. burp I mean fifteen.

Charity: Geez, and they complain about my pecan problem.

Father Time: I don't have a problem!

R6: Tell you what, old man. If you know, why don't you go grocery shopping with them?

Father Time: All right, I will! And don't call me old!

Crow: Geez, calm down, grandpa.

Tom Servo: Yeah. Say, if you ate so many fudgy dinky bars, why are you still think?

Father Time: I am not saying.

Harry: Wait. The only time that happens if he...

Others: Eew!

Father Time: What?!

(Cut back to Zarret's lab. He is completely finished. Well, almost.)

Zarret: Well. That's done. Yet, I feeled something missing.

(Chevy came in.)

Chevy: Hey, Chris. Are you busy?

Zarret: Not right now. Why?

Chevy: Can you go to the store and pick up some groceries? I can't do it because I am due for a shoot in a hour and Beverly is doing a business meeting right now. So can you?

Zarret: Well...I guess genius can't always stay in the lab.

Chevy: That's a good boy.

Next, Zarret seem the Histerians again and a mistake occurred!

{Cut to the local grocery store as the 6 Histerians are shopping}

Cho-Cho: Okay, we have all the things on our list that we can sell back to customers for a profit so far?

Father Time: Which doesn't include my snacks, mind you.

Tom: Of course not, we wouldn't want to agitate you before we got attacked by Zarret and his rich new friend.

Voice: Yes, he is quite flithy rich, isn't he?{The Histerians turn to see Zarret near them, pushing a shopping cart}

Charity: Zarret! Catch us off guard and unarmed in a shopping mall with innocent people, I knew you'd do something like that to start us off!

Lucky Bob: Attack now!

Zarret: Stop! I'm not here to attack you, in fact I was hoping you'd hold the drool covered dumdum back long enough to tell me where the cereal isle is.

Father Time:{Holding Lucky Bob back}Aisle 6, right near the fudgy dinky bars which you'll die before you get in your hands for your new evil plan!

Loud: WHAT'S WITH THE STANDING AROUND, LET'S GET HIM!!!

Zarret:{Low}I'd advise you....to stop now, please.{This request done in his scarest voice gets them to stop, and then he goes on normally}Now then, I don't plan to attack you, if I did you'd be dead by now, and since you're not dead then that means I'm going to let you live. I have a new life helping a rich classmate, and I'm going to keep doing that instead of wasting my time with you.

Lucky Bob:{Stops moving to attack}Okay now, on to the getting of sweets now!

Tom: Wait, do you really think we can be fooled just like that? Villians tend to lie when they say they've changed, you know.

Zarret: Yes, but I'm not evil anymore, so that takes care of that. Besides, you have enough to deal with with the other villains you have, I couldn't find time to kill you with them around.

Charity: That does make sense, Princess, Him, and a zillion other villains from other TV shows are probably getting ready for us too.

Zarret: At least they didn't get killed during their attacks like that Hicks fellow. I mean, they didn't sacrifice themselves.

Loud: Hmm, I was about to get mad at you for that but you did cover up well.

Zarret: I also know you would have got madder if I mentioned your real dad, but you did kick his butt good enough to joke about.

Loud: Yeah, I did, didn't I?{Laughs}Don't forget how my real dad kicked his butt, the photos of that were hilarious!{Laughs along with Zarret}

Cho-Cho: Not as funny as seeing Hades without his toupee, I wish we had an actual picture for that too!{She laughs with Zarret}

Zarret: Ha ha, I can picture that pretty well!{Stops laughing}Boy, you sure have been busy without me, haven't you? So shouldn't you worry about those people guaranteed to attack you again instead of people like me who won't attack you again because they've changed?

Father Time: Well....I suppose even if you were trying to trick us, you couldn't push us as well as those other villains we talked about.

Zarret: Yeah, I- wait, what was that?

Charity: That's right, except for you holding us hostage you didn't do much damage, that Metal Loud guy caused most of the trouble. Compared to him you did nothing but rant about Gene all the time.

Zarret: Well, um, I still made some real good points while ranting.

Loud: No you didn't, you just acted like an idiot by saying Gene would pay because you'd kill us, which he couldn't because he was already dead. I mean, how dumb is that?

Lucky Bob: Ha ha, real dumb now!

Tom: Yeah, that's right, and it's not like he came close to Gene like villainy anyway! Gene's the master villain of you guys, no one else comes close to his evil excellence in pushing you too far, especially not him since he didn't do much compared to the others

Zarret: So, um, you think Gene was better than me?

Father Time: Chris, we know he was better than you. He could out villain you and people tougher than you any day of the week and there'd be no way you'd get us as good as he did. No way at all because he was better at the evil gig than you.

Zarret:{Starting to get mad}He was, eh? I'll be he cheated like he cheated in college.

Loud: No he didn't, he really truely got to me and the rest of us in a way no one else could, like you. There's no way in heck you could ever drive me crazy the way he did, so I'm glad you quit because you can't get us and because you can't embarass yourself more trying to top Gene! Which again, you can't!{Laughs again}

Tom: That's right, we got nothing to worry about from this pale imitator of Gene! So I guess we can get back to shopping now and cut down on the defenses when we get home, so we'd better go then. See you later Zarret, we don't wanna be late for when the better pale imitators of Gene come for us!{Walks off along with the other Histerians as Zarret starts to look too angry to move}

Zarret: Pale....imitator....of Gene, eh? That's all I am to you people? Just a....carbon copy of the monster that ruined my life? You....jerks.{He pushes the shopping cart away in anger and storms out of the store}
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Next: Zarret's new hate of the Histerians leads him to come back to the evil front- just in time for his old friends to show up!

(Cut back to the lab as Smartypants is getting his inventions put up.)

Smartypants: Geez, now I am starting to feel like that Q guy, especially when John Cleese is voicing him now.

Harry: Well, all the best if Zarret shows up.

Father Time: (V.O.) Don't bother worrying about Zarret, guys.

(The six Histerians show up, groceries in hands.)

Felicia: What do you mean by that, unless there is a good reason for it.

Charity: We ran into an old friend of ours at the grocery store.

WOW: If it's Zarret, I gotta say you put him away pretty fast.

Loud: Actually, I think Zarret shouldn't be much of a problem. He said he changed.

Pule: Are you sure?

Tom: Positive, and even if Zarret was tricking us, it wouldn't matter since he isn't that much of a villain anyway.

Miss Info: True. I mean, he let the robot double of Loud do all the work, and besides, villains other than him have better success anyway.

Fetch: So you're saying we shouldn't even bothered with Zarret?

Lucky Bob: That is what we say now.

Cho-Cho: So I wondered if we made a mistake bringing Gene up like that.

(Cut back to Chevy's mansion as Zarret storms in, seemingly calm at first. No one was there to greet him since both Chevy and Beverly are busy elsewhere. When he got into the lab, he screams angrily, knocks some few things down, none of them are the servants he's working on. He calms down, but is upset.)

Zarret: How dare...they called me a copy of Gene! I work pretty hard to give them a battle of their lives and yet they think Gene is still better since he got to Loud and they referred him as the master villain of all villains! They can't do that to me and I will see to that personally.

(Zarret paused then walked to try to get back to work on the robots)

Zarret: But...I can't. If I go after them, it would only proved I am only trying to killed them as a subsitute for Gene. And Chevy bailed me out and I liked my new life. (Pause and got angry) But there must be a way to get rid of this new hate towards them, but how?

(He look at his robots, very carefully, then nodded)

Zarret: Yes. I realized something. I now realized what I'm missing. Yes, I know how I can keep my new life and get rid of my hate of them all at once. And I know one person who can help me do it. It will take a while to prepared him, but it will be well worth it.

(Zarret leaves the lab. A while later, we cut to a house in Burbank. Inside, it is all messy and someone is watching TV in his living room. We know who he is; it's Ricky Needs, Zarret's thieving assistant from "Histeria: Metal Madness" who is voiced by comedian Adam Sandler.)

Ricky Needs: Oh boy. This is either the pits or whatever. Zarret keeps bailed out while I finished community service about last year. But I can't go back to thievery because I lost my touch! Before I was captured, I was known as the best, but now I am struck at home, only getting cash by factory work! Sigh I wish something good happens soon!

(A knock is heard at the door.)

Ricky: It's open!

(The door is opened and we can heard someone come in. Ricky didn't see who it is at first.)

Ricky: If you're a tax collector, leave it at the table and get lost!

Voice: (angrily) Do not say that way to me, Ricky Needs!

(Ricky jumps and turns to see Zarret in his house. He looks jumpy.)

Ricky: Zar...I mean Chris! How...how good to see you again! I, uh, woulda visited ya for Christmas but I got arrested for drinking and driving and had to served community service again as a referee for hockey! Well...

Zarret: Never mind that, Ricky! There is some other important business we have to do.

Ricky: Uh, huh?

Zarret: It's time to finish the job.

Ricky: You mean, get rid of the Histerians?

Zarret: I can see you lost confidence in your abilities since you were arrested. Want it back? Only I can do it.

Ricky: Well, it's been a long time, and I am going to get in trouble again if I do it. (Pause) Ah, the heck with it! (singing) I'm Ricky Needs, and I'm going to be back as a good thief! I like money almost more than beef!

Zarret: Good. Now then, here's how to do it. Take this.

(Zarret hands a bag to Ricky.)

Zarret: Inside this bag is a bunch of disguises I pick out as well as some equipment you'll need. Go to the Burbank airport. I have bought you a ticket to Washington D.C. and your alias you will used is Blacky Doofy Duller.

Ricky: (in the voice of Whitey Duvall Adam Sandler voiced in "Eight Crazy Nights") Oh, that is a name of someone with excellent, uh, those".

Zarret: Good. Once in Washington, get a certain box in a certain warehouse. It took me a while to find it, but I found it. The label you will need to find is on the paper also in the bag.

Ricky: Then what?

Zarret: Put a sticker also in the bag on the box so you will get it to Burbank safely. I also bought you a ticket back here by calling the Washington airport, though I had to convince people I am not Zarret trying to pull a stunt. Then...

Ricky: I get it. Go to the address where you'll be at on paper also in the bag. (Billy Madison voice) Righty sir!

Zarret: Good. I will be at the place you'll find me to keep working on the project I been working on. I do pray you won't messed things up.

Ricky: Do not fear, boss, for I'm bacccccckkkkk!

Next, Ricky go undercover on his mission!

{Cut to a warehouse in Washington D.C. Ricky is there pushing a cart up to the front desk, and he stops it there to talk to a receptionist}

Ricky:{Using the voice of Little Nicky}Excuse me sir, where can I find boxes?

Recptionist: Boxes? This place is nothing but boxes, but you can't take one out like you're in a video store.

Ricky: Actually I do. I'm Blacky Doofy Duller, the local box inspector in Washington, and I need to perform an inspection on this box.{Takes out a sticker}A box with this label, to be precise.

Recptionist:{Examining the sticker}Um, I don't know if this box is the right one for you. The cargo is, well, it's deactivated but it's, well, risky to put it in the hands of anyone who could activate it.

Ricky: Look, I'm an official inpsector guy for the government, and they told me to inspect that box and take it back when I'm done!{Sounding even more annoying with his Nicky voice}SO GET ME THE FREAKING BOX!!!

Receptionist: Ow! Fine, I'll get you the freaking box if it means no more annoying yelling. Jeez, you're worse than that Waterboy fellow from the movies.

Ricky: Yeah, I get that more than I deserve to.

{Cut to the Washington airport as Ricky is pushing his cart, which now holds a big box with a sticker on it. He goes up to another desk with another receptionist}

Ricky:{Normal}Excuse me, I need this box sent to Burbank right away with me on the next flight.

Receptionist 2: Well, you have the sticker needed to get clearance, but I'm still gonna have to inspect it for about 3 hours. We can't risk it being a bomb or something else deadly in these days, can we?

Ricky: No, I guess we can't. But I'm a government man with no reason to bring some kind of bomb, SO JUST SHUT UP AND GET THIS BOX ON!!

Receptionist 2: You know, yelling that shrilly won't get your box in any faster.

Ricky:{Sighs}Okay, I do have something that might speed this up.{Gets out some kind of bucket}I went to the best fast food place before I came here, you wanna try what I left behind?{We see that the bucket is a Popeye's chicken bucket, which the receptionist takes and starts eating the chicken inside it}

Receptionist 2: Wow, this goes down my throat hole great! Okay, you got your box a trip to Burbank!{Ricky rolls the cart away as the receptionist keeps eating}Mmm, Popeye's Chicken is fu-

{Cut to Chevy's mansion back in Burbank as Ricky is at the front door with the box. He knocks on the door and Zarret opens it}

Zarret:{Looking at the box}So it appears you're not a total screw up after all.

Ricky: I had a little help from the power of Popeye's chicken and my less than popular screaming. Say, where are your rich buddies?

Zarret: Hopefully they'll be back after you get that box in here and we get the cargo out. Now get our old metal friend in here, we have some work to do and a project to finish.

Ricky: So it's true, this box really has-

Zarret: Yep, Metal Loud is back, or he will be once you get him out of sight and into my lab with the others.

Ricky: What others?
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Next, Metal Loud is revived and more robots are built.

(Cut back into Zarret's lab as he is working on something with Ricky assisting him. He asks for stuff like screwdriver, wrench, glue, etc. Zarret is crossing wires and other stuff. Eventually, the two step back.)

Zarret: Yes, it's done. Now time for him to return.

(Zarret reaches over and flip the switch. Cut to a P.O.V. of whatever Zarret was working on which is full of static right now. Then the view is filled with statistics and Zarret and Ricky.)

Zarret: Yes, it's alive, it's alive! (Pause) I always wanted to say that.

Ricky: Hey, don't hold back on my account.

Zarret: Calm yourself, Ricky. You shouldn't need a reason for anger management.

Ricky: I am calm! I didn't do...

???: SHUT UP, RICKY! I JUST GOT UP AND THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT TO WAKE UP TO!

(We now see who the robot is: Zarret's metal robot Metal Loud activated once more.)

Zarret: Good comeback. How is your deactivation?

Metal Loud: (peeved) WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF SOMEONE HASN'T MESSED THINGS UP.

Ricky: Hey! I was only trying to help defeat the Histerians! It wasn't my fault my golf club was used!

Metal Loud: SPEAKING OF SAID FOOLS, WHEN SHALL I BEGIN GOING AFTER THEM?

Zarret: Soon. I just need to put in the final touches and you will be on your way.

Metal Loud: GOOD.

(Cut back to the H! meeting room a few hours later. The Histerians are bored.)

Toast: So uh when would the next villain attacked?

Robert: How about never? I mean Histeria! is always about talking about history, not fighting.

Mike: Yeah, but we don't have a choice whatsoever.

Pikachu: Pika, pika.

Digi-Fan: So if Zarret isn't our new foe, I guess there isn't any reason to worry.

Harry: Yes there is. We can't always let our guard down. You know how disasterous that would be.

Chit: Yeah, but when our guard isn't down, we do parodies of movies and TV show.

JusSonic: Speaking of which, Robert, which is HNL 6 coming out?

Robert: Later, I promised. I am busy with my SP films right now.

Pule: Oh yeah, with Cartman still out of the group. When will he get back in anyway?

Lydia: Why would you want to?

WOW: You know, let's change the subject. Like talking about something I would like.

Father Time: Oh boy.

Bill: Would something happen please?!

(An explosion destroy one of the walls in the meeting room. The Histerians survived.)

Lucky Bob: Next time don't say anything now!

Bill: Sorry!

Tom: Well, as long as we are under attacked, who are you?!

Metal Loud: (V.O.) I SUGGEST YOU SHUT UP, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A DAD.

Miss Info: What? Oh no. I was afraid he would show up again.

(Sure enough, when the smoke clears, Metal Loud appears.)

Loud: METAL LOUD! THEN WE WERE WRONG! ZARRET DID WENT BACK TO BEING EVIL!

Metal Loud: ACTUALLY, HE WAS JUST GETTING RID OF SOME NEW ANGER SINCE YOU FOOLS INSULTED HIM AT THE STORE.

Cho-Cho: We weren't intending to! I mean, sure we said Gene was better than Zarret but still...

Susanna: Don't make this any worse than it already is, okay?

Crow: Okay, fill me in, guys. Is this a robot or a guy in a suit?

Smartypants: Unfortunately, with our experiences, this isn't a man in a robot suit.

Tom Servo: Good! Then I would say this double of Loud is a disgrace to all robots everywhere!

Metal Loud: THAT IS COMING FROM TWO ROBOTS WHO WERE ONCE STRUCK MAKING FUN OF MOVIES WITH A FORMER TEMP DORK.

Mike: Okay, that hit too close to home.

Pepper: Sic him, Fetch!

Fetch: And hurt my teeth?! No way!

Metal Loud: ANYWAY, LIVE OR NOT, ZARRET WILL GET RID OF HIS ANGER EITHER WAY AND HE WILL GO ON TO LIVE THROUGH HIS NEW LIFE WITHOUT ANY WORRY.

Froggo: Ha! I had you know there are more than us and one of you, despite how popwerful you are.

Felicia: And I can take down villains with no problem, so I suggest you back up if you even think about hurting my man.

Loud: YEAH, I GOT SOMETHING YOU NEVER GOT, METAL ME. I GOT FAMILY.

Metal Loud: (mocking terror) OH MY. IT SEEMS YOUR FAMILY HAS BEEN UNITED AGAINST ME. WHAT CAN I DO? (normal) WELL, GUESS WHAT? MEET MY FAMILY!

(More walls get destroyed and shadow like robots appeared.)

Harry: If you think bringing in more robots can help you win, you're crazier than Zarret.

R6: Yeah! And besides, there isn't anything we can easily take on! (the robots got closer, then R6 changed his tune pretty quick) Of course, I could be wrong.

(We now see who the shadowly robots. The metal versions of the following Histerians or allies: Charity, Miss Info, Felicia, Tom Ruegger, JusSonic, Robert, R6, Digi-Fan, Toast, Pepper, Cho-Cho, WOW, Susanna, Lydia, Aka, Froggo, Sammy, Mr. Smartypants, Father Time, Pule, Fetch, Bill Straitman, Chit, Lucky Bob, Pikachu, and Mike Nelson. The only allies who didn't get robot versions are Tom Servo and Crow)

Metal Loud: HISTERIANS, MEET MY NEW FAMILY, THE METAL HISTERIANS.

Lucky Bob: Yikes now!

Pikachu: Pika, pika!

Tom: We knew this would happened! We knew Zarret would build metal versions of us as well!

R6: Yeah, and just before Robert show the Histerians getting turned into robots in "24 Days".

Other authors: Shut up!

Digi-Fan: Do you want to bloody give it away?!

Aka: Hey, what are you guys on about?

Robert: Nothing!

Metal Loud: MY NEW FAMILY HAS THE SKILLS OF THEIR PATHETIC SELVES AND ARE MORE POWERFUL.

Metal Toast: Hey, don't compared us to them, metal dude, unless you want to be the first victim.

Metal Loud: SORRY. SOMETIMES IT'S A FORCE OF HABIT.

Felicia: (looking at her metal self) Oh great. Is that supposed to be a metal version of me?

Metal Felicia: You are d*** straight, you crazy b***h!

Metal Lydia: Hey, watch it! I can destroyed you at any time, you know.

Lydia: Well, at least my metal version is like me.

Tom Servo: Hey, wait a minute! How come there isn't any metal versions of me and Crow?!

Crow: Yeah! What gives?!

Mike: Would you rather there are robot versions of you?!

Metal Pule: You two idiots are already robots! And besides, who ever heard of a metalier versions of Crow and Tom Servo anyway?!

Metal Lucky Bob: James Hetfield?

(Rimshot courtesy of Big Fat Baby.)

Metal Charity: Now then, how about we wipe them out and get back to our place for a little time for ourselves, metal tiger?

Metal Loud: YOU KNOW I WANT IT, HEH.

Pepper: Eew! Yuckosis! And I thought Felicia and R6 were the only perverts in this bunch!

Miss Info: Hey! At least Lydia and I try to control them!

Metal R6: Shut up, ****ing doomed fools! Prepare to go down!

JusSonic: Oh, crap!

Next, the first battle of Histerians vs. the Metal Histerians, and it doesn't turn out so good.

Sammy: Come on fellas, we've beaten bigger and badder enemies than this! And unless we can convince them to team with us for a big new profitable TV show, we can and should do it again, right?!{Pause}Right, just remember that you have to thank me once I get this over with, let's get them!{Sammy jumps up towards Metal Loud and kicks him- but of course he isn't hurt, Sammy's foot is as he goes down}Ow! Why do you people let me talk stupid like that?!

R6: Then I wouldn't have to spend so much money on the traps, and that's no fun for me.

Harry: Thanks for the pep talk Sammy, but maybe some good old weapons and stuff would help us better.

Metal Harry: Hey, thanks for telling us what to destroy first! Fire at will, robot clan!

Aka: Right, you can't destroy all our stuff and you know your metal butts will go down thanks to the one thing you left standing!{The gang runs towards Smartypants's lab}

Metal Charity: All right, let's not leave anything standing including them, fire!

{The Metal Histerians's arms then turn into lasers and they all fire at the door of the lab. Luckly the Histerians all jump out of the way of these lasers- but unlucky for the lab, the lasers directly hit it. When the dust clears, we see the inside of the lab torn apart. Then the Metal Histerians keep shooting lasers inside until every piece of equipment inside is destroyed. After the dust clears from that, the human Histerians get up and see that nothing is left inside the lab}

Smartypants: My stuff. You destroyed everything I had.

Metal Robert: Oh really?{He then runs towards Smartypants and jumps right inside his pants}

Metal Lydia: You know you're in for the destruction of a lifetime when you come outta there, you know!

Metal JusSonic: Oh come off it, he's the smart one here so he knows what he's doing! Of course he doesn't show his smarts with us as much as he used to, he'd rather be with those other robots from another town and leave me with the idiot robots here all alone.

Metal Digi-Fan: Hey, fellow not stupid robot right here, you know!

Metal Lucky Bob: Quiet now, listen!{We hear explosions coming from somewhere}

Smartypants: Hey, something doesn't feel right.{Pause while there are more explosions}Hey, you're wrecking all my stuff! You're wrecking the technology I saved up in there, you can't do that! I'm gonna-{Smartypants is then somehow thrown out of his pants and thankfully lands behind the rubble of his lab where we can't see him}

Lydia: You know, those job offers from Disney look better every single day.{Meanwhile, Metal Robert comes out of the pants holding up all kinds of technical stuff, which he then destroys}

Metal Robert: There, now they don't have anything left to defend themselves at all! Let's finish them so Zarret can relax!

Metal Loud: ALL RIGHT, THIS HAS BEEN LONG OVERDUE!! GOOD BYE, INFERIOR COPIES!!!{All the Metal Histerians points their laser arms at the real Histerians and prepare to fire- until a ringing is heard}HEY, WHO'S CALLING ME AT THIS HOUR?!!{He turns his arm back to normal}HELLO?!!

Zarret:{V.O}Thank goodness your line is open, I need you to get back here! Chevy and his wife came back and they wanna look at all my robots! If you don't get back here quick for them to see you, they're gonna know something's wrong!

Metal Loud: BUT CHRISSSSS, WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO KILL THE HISTERIANS AFTER DESTROYING ALL THEIR DEFENSES!!

Zarret:{V.O}You were? Aw d**mit, I was that close! I'd let you kill them now if it wasn't for Chevy, if he finds out what I'm done even after they're dead, I can still go back to jail and live out my relaxation in a cell, that can't happen! So I hate to do this, but you have to come back here for inspection and let them live, after you've fooled Chevy and Beverly you can go back and finish them, since they can't build anything new to defend themselves in time, the jerks.

Metal Loud: AW, WEAK!!! FINE, BUT I GET MORE OIL AND MORE HISTERIANS TO KILL LATER FOR DOING THIS!!! COME ON GUYS, LET'S LET THE DEFENSELESS COPIES GO, THEY CAN MAKE UP THEIR WILL BEFORE WE COME BACK TONIGHT!!{The other Metal Histerians groan}SHUT UP, I HATE THIS TOO BUT ZARRET ORDERED US BACK!!! WE CAN DEAL WITH HIM AFTER WE KILL THEM, SO LET'S GET BACK SO HE'LL LET US DO IT SOONER!!!{The metal ones leave the studio and leave the cast nearby the rubble that was Smartypants's lab and the rubble of every single defense they had}

Smartypants:{Peeking his head out from behind the rubble}Um, can I have my pants back so I'll have someplace to write my will in?

(Cut back to the mansion. Zarret is with Chevy and Beverly as we can see that they just got back from whatever they were doing.)

Chevy: Me and Beverly can't wait to see our new robots, Chris.

Zarret: Uh, right. Don't you want to tell me your day first? Then, I will show you.

Beverly: Why would you say that, unless you're hiding something?

Chevy: Now Beverly, there's no need to be suspicious. I'm sure Zarret have a good reason to ask. He is often curious, right pal?

Zarret: Uh, right? Why don't you go first Mrs. Hriswad?

Beverly: After I see the new robots. I want to see if I can trust you or not.

Chevy: Let's humor her okay, Zarret? Then we will talk about our day.

Zarret: Okay, but I must learn you, it's going to be a bit of a shock.

Beverly: What shock? Show us the robots.

Zarret: Okay, but don't say I didn't learn ya.

(Zarret leads them to his lab which we cut to as they went in.)

Zarret: There, now what do you say?

Chevy: Well, I see you have finished your work.

Zarret: How did you know that?! I swear I wasn't doing anything wrong!

Beverly: What are you saying? He is talking about your robots.

(Zarret turns and soon enough, all the Histerian robots has returned, deactivated as if they never left.)

Zarret: Uh, yes! I did finished my work! I, uh, wanted to get to this last after you talk about your day.

Chevy: Incredible, I'll say!

Beverly: But why do they all look like the Histerians, especially the one that looks like the Loud robot you used when you were once insane? I know Chevy told me about it early, but I am curious.

Zarret: Well, I was thinking about the blonde girl while I was working and somewhat I built a robot version of her.

Chevy: Then I suggested he built other robots of the Histerians since it will helped get rid the remainer of his problem.

Beverly: Well, if you say so, Chevy. I can't wait to see them in action.

Zarret: Oh, you will.

Chevy: Heh?

Zarret: I will activated them to act as servants and security force at once. That way, in case someone will strike here thinking you are a villain for releasing another villain like me, we would then defend ourselves and captured the intruder.

Chevy: Well said!

Beverly: (yawning) Well, if you don't mind, my business meeting has tired me out, so I am going on to bed.

Chevy: Well, I am going to be in the study reading a book. You go ahead to what you were doing, Zarret, and turn off the lights when you're done.

Zarret: Like you say, Chevy, well said.

(Chevy and Beverly left, although Chevy nearly tripped on the way out. We can heard another voice which is Ricky's.)

Ricky: (V.O.) Can I come out now?

(Zarret heads to a trunk in the lab and opened it. Ricky comes out of the trunk, breathing for air.)

Ricky: Geez! I nearly died in there! Is it a good idea to do that?

Zarret: If Chevy and Beverly see you, they would realized I gone back to evil again and call the police! Do not forget you were and still my personal henchmen!

Metal Aka: Hey, what about us, homey?!

(We can now see that the robots aren't really deactivated, they are only pretending to fooled the Hriswads.)

Zarret: When I meant personal, I meant that in a human way. You and the other Metal Histerians are still my robotic force, and kudos to you pretending to be deactivated and getting back here pretty fast.

Metal Froggo: Well those jets you installed in us did wonder.

Metal Father Time: But enough about that! Now can we go back and punished our human selves?!

Zarret: As soon as you get refill since your last attack drain a bit of your energy.

Metal Pepper: Okay, but if you touch me, I am going to shoot your head off you know?!

Metal Robert: Say, before we go, can we, uh...

Zarret: Yes?

Metal Robert: Do a bit of loving?

Metal Felicia: Ooh! I know what you're thinking!

Zarret: Well, okay, you can kiss and so, but no dirty business! You got a job to do!

Metal Sammy: Hey, destroying our human selves are dirty business, so what are you saying?

Metal Bill: You are dumber than your human self, did you know that?

Metal Sammy: (dry) Oh yeah. Make fun of the robot selve just because his human self is dumb as he is. Yeah, that sounds fair.

Metal Pikachu: Pika, pika pi.

Ricky: You made the robots a bit too much like the human Histerians, Chris.

Zarret: Don't I know it.

Metal Miss Info: Know what?

Metal Smartypants: Never mind. Come on, it's happy hour for us that is.

(Cut back to the studio as the Histerians except Smartypants who is still hiding himself from view in the lab as they pondered about their situation.)

Toast: Oh, man! We like totally lost everything to defend us! Let's face it, we're doomed!

Pule: No we're not! We can fight without inventions a bit times before and we could easily win!

Susanna: Good point, Pule hun.

Mike: But these are robot versions of us we're talking about here! They copied all our skills, from Loud's yelling to Pikachu's electric attacks to R6's sick mind.

Digi-Fan: And I betcha my robot selve copy my wand powers!

Crow: Well, we are upset!

Aka: Let me guess, there aren't robot versions of you and Tom?

Tom Servo: Darn straight! How dare they left us out!

JusSonic: You two are already robots, so why bothered complaining!

Pikachu: Pika, pika.

Chit: Well, I don't see why we don't go find them.

Bill: Because we are without weapons and they would destroy us by the time we find help.

WOW: Great, my time on Earth is going to be cut a whole lot shorter if my robotic self has any say in it.

Tom: Needless to say, we got to chance it. Besides, our robot selves are going to find out eventually so what choice do we have?

JusSonic: I hate it when people say that, don't you?

Pikachu: Pika, pi pika pi.

Smartypants: Uh, before we continue this conversation further, can I go change?

Loud: Wait, how can you? Your pants were destroyed in the battle, well torn actually.

Smartypants: Please?

Miss Info: Oh, go ahead.

(Smartypants leave, we still don't see him.)

Harry: Hmmm, I know it's not polite to look in on someone's privately especially when they're changing clothes but still...

(The Histerians followed Smartypants, the girls trying carefully not to see Smartypants's face. They can see him opened a closet door and going in. They can see his shadow changing into something. When he come out, we now see Smartypants in another pair of pants the same he always wore.)

Smartypants: That's better!

Lucky Bob: What the now?

Cho-Cho: When did you get another pair of pants?

Smartypants: To tell you the truth, look.

(Smartypants shows his closet. Inside is more pants just like his.)

Harry: You mean you got more pants and didn't tell us?

Smartypants: Well, I always carry spares just in case the first one got torn or destroyed.

Robert: And here I thought he always have one pair of pants.

Smartypants: Oh, and in case you guys are interested, all my pants have the same space.

Father Time: Wait, you mean all your pants has weapons as well?

Smartypants: Yes. Well, there's a problem.

Felicia: I knew it was too good to be true.

Smartypants: Because I always wore the one that just got destroyed, I didn't get a chance to test my other pants.

Lydia: Well, as much as I hate to say it, you just got your chance.

Loud: We better go to Chevy's mansion and stop Zarret and his robot army once and for all.

Pule: Wait, wouldn't doing it trespassing? Besides there is a chance that Chevy guy would call the cops.

Charity: Pule, can't you at least take a chance? Plus, if we can captured Zarret, we can prove he was trying to kill us again and therefore send him back to prison!

Pule: Okay, but we are going to take a risk going it.

Pepper: Risk?! I love that game! (laughing maniacally)

Susanna: Never say that around Pepper, Pule.

Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir!

Tom: Now we got a way to defend ourselves, it's time to go. Smartypants, did you know where Mr. Chevy Hriswad's mansion is?

Smartypants: In matter of fact, I do. I happened to mesermize the address as we were trying to find out who help Zarret out earlier.

Robert: Then let's go and hopefully be back in time for me to do another South Park film.

Charity: If we survived that is.

Miss Info: Oy vey.

Fetch: Then I bite that Zarret's butt for making a robot version of yours truly.

Miss Info: Again oy vey.

(Cut back to Zarret's lab in the mansion as the villain is explaining his plan a bit later.)

Zarret: Now they are probably going to find help so I suggest you strike them hard and without mercy.

Metal Cho-Cho: We never gave them mercy earlier so this could be very easy.

Metal Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir and love!

Ricky: Now that's a good one.

Metal Tom: Halt!

Zarret: What?

Tom: I just detected intruders somewhere near the mansion with my radar function.

Zarret: Well, let's see who it is. Good thing Chevy was "smart" enough to installed monitors in my lab so I can see who the intruders are.

(Zarret goes over to the monitors and look at them. Sure enough, he can see a monitor looking at the entrance to the Hriswads's grounds. The Histerians themselves are there.)

Ricky: Well, they arrived early than expected.

Zarret: Yes, that pants person musta found out where Chevy lives. Looks like they saved us the trouble tracking them down.

Metal Tom: Well?

(Zarret turns back to the Metal Histerians.)

Zarret: Change of plans! They are here now, so destroyed them without mercy!

Metal Fetch: Finally! A chance to prove who is the better dog here! (laughs evilly)

Metal Toast: Dude, can we at least kiss our lovers first?

Ricky: You already did that and to my disgust as well!

Metal Lydia: It was Metal R6's idea, not me.

Metal R6: (innocently) Who me?

Zarret: Enough! Now then, a new power is rising! And it's metallic victory is at hand! Let the destruction of your fleshly counterparts be heard loud enough for Gene Burrows to hear it in the underworld!

Metal Loud: HEY, I DO THE LOUD STUFF IN THIS GROUP, CHRIS!

Ricky: Yeah, I mean habba dee habba da hey, one of him is enough, thank you!

Zarret: Whatever! You other metal people ignore that and march off! To war! (The metal Histerians cheer and march off) There will be no dawn...for the flesh Histeria people. (Pause) And don't stop to kiss and stuff on the way!

Metal Lucky Bob: (V.O.) Spoil sport now!

Ricky: Wouldn't the Hriswads get suspicious if they hear deaths and stuff like that outside?

Zarret: So? If they say anything, I would say the Histerians went nuts and that they are out to get him for bailing me out. No one compares me to Gene and gets away with it. No, they would all go, especially my main targets.

Ricky: (Big Daddy) Oh yeah! Whoop-de-doo!

Zarret: Shut up.

Next, the Histerians begin their mission and split off, meeting their metal selves on the way.

{Cut to the Hriswald's mansion outside as the Histerians are standing outside the gate to the grounds}

Smartypants: Okay, have you all got your experimental things to combat the robots?

Loud: ROGER, SMARTY!!

Metal Loud:{V.O}HEY, WHO'S MAKING THAT RACKET WHILE I'M TRYING TO KILL THE HIS- I MEAN, GUARD THE HOUSE?!!

Aka: Okay, not doing that again would be a big help.

Pepper: AH HA, they're on to us already, what do we do?!

Tom: All right, I got something! Let's split up and find our robotic counterparts! If they're just like us, then they have our weaknesses, and we can use that as well as the weapons against them!

Sammy: Find our weakness and use them against the robots? Well that may be easy to find for some people but not for all of us!

Charity: Oh give it a rest, we all know our weaknesses, like mine is....is, um.....

JusSonic: Well?

Charity: I'm thinking, I'm thinking! Aside from the pecan binging I got nothing else I can use!

Digi-Fan: Then let's split up now and find our counterparts, you can ask them what the weaknesses are. And break!

{The Histerians use a lockpick to get through the enterance and then split up. Back in the lab, Zarret and Ricky are watching the action via the monitors}

Zarret: Good, they broke in. Now there's no way we can be blamed for letting the robots bash their brains in.

Ricky: Unless one of them blabs that it was our intention to do it anyway cause we're still evil.

Zarret: Okay, I'm about to get revenge on Gene and them, so I kinda wanna enjoy tonight without any negative stuff like that, all right?

Ricky: Well soorrryy for being prepared then!

Zarret: Apology accepted. Now back to the action.

{Zarret looks at one monitor which shows Loud and Charity tiptoing towards one of the windows, and then 4 metal arms are seen streaching out and grabbing them, then they pull back right into the sockets of Metal Loud and Metal Charity, who now have their metal selves captive. On another monitor, Zarret sees the metal versions of Froggo and Aka pull the human Froggo's cap over his head, then they grab him and the human Aka while they're distracted. And on all the other monitors, the metal counterparts of all the Histerians sneak up on them and corner then in some way}

Zarret: Yes. Now nothing can stop Gene from getting his.

{Cut to a bedroom in the mansion where Chevy and Beverly are sleeping- and where they've just been woken up}

Beverly: Honey, did you make sure that Zarret didn't make his metal guard too loud, cause I can't sleep with all the noise they're making!

Chevy: Hmm, yes it does sound a little distracting. But Chris knows what he's doing, he's the expert after all and I trust him. Even you should too after all he's been through in trying to protect us.

Beverly: Yeah, you're right. Aside from building counterparts of his old enemies he hasn't acted that nuts. Maybe I do owe him an apology, it's not like I can spend time getting any sleep right now.

Chevy: That's the spirit, let's go surprise him in the lab so he'll be extra surprised at your apology!{He gets up off the bed and stumbles until he lands face first on the ground}I really have to get this lumpy rug fixed, I might start getting sick enough to yell "Live from New York!" or something like that the next time I slip up.

Beverly:{Helping Chevy up}Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't slip that much before we get to visit Chris.
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Next: the Histerians face off against their metal counterparts and the Hriswalds come closer to discovering Zarret's plot!

(Cut to a group made up of Sammy, JusSonic, R6, Lydia, and Pikachu being confronted by their robotic selves.)

R6: Take Sammy first! At least that way I get to watch.

Sammy: Oh ha ha. Did you forget you are supposed to be the good guy here?!

Metal Sammy: It's doesn't matter who goes, you stupider than me human self! You all go!

(Metal Sammy's arms disappears replaced by metal axes.)

Metal Lydia: Normally I don't approved of violence, but in your pathetic cases, we are willing to make an exception!

Pikachu: Pika, pika!

JusSonic: Terrific. Only a few minutes here and already we are going to died. Anyone wish to say their prayers?

Sammy: Wait! I got an idea!

R6: Great. What is it? Movie making?

Sammy: Better. Remember what Tommy boy said about us using our weaknesses to our advantage?

Lydia: (pretending to be surprised) You mean, you actually listen?

Sammy: Oh hush and watch.

(Sammy takes out a dollar and throws it. Metal Sammy sees it.)

Metal Sammy: A dollar! It's mine!

(Metal Sammy jumps for it.)

R6: I get what you're saying. Say Metal me, do you want to torture Metal Sammy a little? You know you don't like him.

Metal R6: Gone to think about it, he** yeah!

(Metal R6's chest opens and tosses out a small ball. It hits Metal Sammy, covering him with...)

Metal Sammy: Ink?! Ink?! D**n you, Metal R6!

Metal R6: (laughing) Oh man! I love it when I do stuff like that!

Metal JusSonic: Forget that lame a**! Let's get rid of these fools!

Metal Pikachu: Pika pika!

Lydia: Well, one down, only the rest to go. Any other ideas, Melman?

Sammy: Uh, actually that is the best I can do.

R6: (sarcastic) Oh geez, then what is the worst you can do?

JusSonic: I got something! Remember what R6 is deathly afraid of?

R6: You mean...oh boy.

JusSonic: Exactly. Pikachu?

Pikachu: Pika? Pika....chuuuuuuu!

(Pikachu performs his Thunderbolt attacks. It didn't hit the robots, but it did scared the crap out of one certain pervert robot.)

Metal R6: AAAAAHHH! Lighting! I'm too young to be deactivated!!!!!!

(Metal R6 flies away, much to the disgust of his other robotic allies.)

Metal Lydia: Get back here, lover boy. It didn't even hit ya.

Metal JusSonic: Robot Retard.

JusSonic: (laughing) All right! What did I tell ya? (Pause) R6?

(R6 is hiding behind Lydia, all shaken up. It looks like the lighting scared him as well.)

R6: (trembling) Is it gone?

Lydia: Oy vey.

Pikachu: Pika pika.

Metal JusSonic: Well, you may as defeated those two morons, but you can't get by me!

JusSonic: Say, isn't that Dick Soaper over there?

Metal JusSonic: Dick Soaper?! Dick Soaper?! (arms changed to chainsaws) Where?! I will get that b**tard for blasting my favorite robotic babies!

Sammy: Say, come to think about it. I think he bash your favorite Pokemon as well.

Metal JusSonic: (even more peeved) Pikachu?! That good jerk! Did you hear that?! Soaper made fun of you!

Metal Pikachu: (angrily) Pika, pika?!

Metal JusSonic: Let's find and terminate him!

(And so, the robot versions of JusSonic and Pikachu left.)

JusSonic: I knew doing that would get to him.

Metal Lydia: But it doesn't with me! Time to finish you off, and this time, you won't be able to trick or trap me!

R6: (no longer trembling) Got another idea. Say, Lydia? What is the one thing you never do?

Lydia: I can think of one thing, but oy vey.

Sammy: You better do it before she starts.

Metal Lydia: Fight back? Ha! You won't do anything so get ready to die!

(One of Metal Lydia's hands turned into a gun and she is about to fired.)

Lydia: Put that weapon down, you mother ****er!

Metal Lydia: (Shocked) What did you say?!

Lydia: You smell like s**t that just gotten a bad bath!

Metal Lydia: Okay, I thought so. Please stop.

Lydia: Or else what? You b***h want to tell your ****ing creator?

Metal Lydia: Stop with the swearing, please!

Lydia: You wouldn't have it with your ****ed up b**tard of a boyfriend if your d***ed life even depend on it to begin with.

Metal Lydia: (starting to freaked out) Please stop it! Hearing it from me is every robotic censor's nightmare!

Lydia: Well, why don't you take me to your "Uranus"!

(Metal Lydia screamed and flies away, like freaked out and such.)

R6: Heh, good cursing Lyds.

Lydia: Yuck! I will be cleaning out my mouth for a month! And don't call me Lyds! Also, if you tell anyone I did that, I will tortured you all.

JusSonic: Geez, calm down. At least that got rid of them. Let's just going before they pulled themselves together.

Pikachu: Pika, pika pi.

(Cut to the group made up of Toast, Pepper, Cho-Cho, and Lucky Bob is running from their robot selves who is fired at them.)

Pepper: AAAAAAHHHHH! Now I know how celebrities feel when their fans chase them!

Toast: Dude, there must like a way to stop them.

Metal Toast: Dude, you so aren't doing anything but die!

Lucky Bob: Wait now!

Cho-Cho: Why?! There are robot selves going after us!

Lucky Bob: Remember what Tommy boy said now! Use weaknesses to our advantage right now now!

Pepper: Wow! I didn't think he got so smart!

Lucky Bob: Yes! (Pause) Who are you people now?!

Pepper: I know what to do! Me first, me first!

(The human Histerians stop, allowing the robots to catch up to them.)

Metal Cho-Cho: Ha! You made a fatal mistake! (holds up a drill hand) Now time to pay for it!

Pepper: (screaming maniacally at her metal self) It's you! It's really you! Oh, I think I am going to faint! (holds up her trademark autograph book) Can I please oh please have your autograph?!

Metal Pepper: Wow! No one ever ask me for my autograph before! This is so coolie-cool! AH HA HA! Okay, I will do it!

Metal Toast: Uh, Metal Pep? I wouldn't.

(Ignoring him, Metal Pepper signs her human self's autograph book and gave it back.)

Pepper: Oh thank you. Oh thank....(looks in her autograph book) Hey! You aren't me! Gipola!

(With a hmph, Pepper walksa way. Her robot self looks confused.)

Metal Pepper: (confused) Wait, I ain't her? But my creator said I am like her in anyway. But she shouldn't lie to me, so...

Metal Toast: Oh forget it, dude. I will deal him. Prepare to like die, you doomed dudes!

Toast: Uh, first off. I want to you ask me a question.

Metal Toast: Uh, huh?

Toast: Ask Me If I Care.

Metal Toast: About what?

Toast: What you are doing?

Metal Toast: Uh, do you care?

Toast: Nah! No way! Wouldn't care less! Now you got to the count of three to tell me what I care about or you are so outta here!

Metal Toast: Wait! I know this part! You are going to launch me into space! Well, not this time, dude! I am so outta here!

(Metal Toast flies away. The only robots so far are Metal Cho-Cho, Metal Lucky Bob, and Metal Pepper.)

Metal Cho-Cho: Fool. Now it's our turn.

(Metal Cho-Cho's hands turn into hammers but before she does anything...)

Cho-Cho: Before you start, let me give you the money you want.

Metal Cho-Cho: What?

Lucky Bob: Those weapons you use earlier, we decided bo buy now. We got cash so we want to get the weapons now now!

Metal Lucky Bob: Wow now! Unplanned sale now!

Metal Cho-Cho: Same here. Do you want hammers, axes, lasers, guns, or what?

Toast: Tell you what. We can't decided what right now, so why don't we come back when we decided?

Metal Lucky Bob: Okay now!

(The four quickly ran away.)

Pepper: Geez, our robot selves must be stupid as we thought.

Cho-Cho: Let's go before they change their minds anyway.

(Just as they left, Metal Pepper came to a realization.)

Metal Pepper: Hey, robots are the only ones who don't lie much and since I am her...hey! Where did they go?!

Metal Cho-Cho: They left so they can decided what weapons they want to buy.

Metal Pepper: They were only fooling you and they got away!

Metal Cho-Cho: Hey, we haven't even have a sale yet!

Metal Lucky Bob: Don't be ungrateful now!

(Cut back to the lab. Zarret is annoyed.)

Zarret: Oh great. Some of the Histerians got away.

Ricky: Which ones?

Zarret: The authors R6 and JusSonic, the Pokemon Pikachu, and the Histerians Lydia, Toast, Pepper, Cho-Cho, and Lucky Bob.

Ricky: Well, at least the other robots are doing better right.

Zarret: (growling) They better.

Chevy: (V.O.) Better what?

(The Hriswads came into the lab at the surprise of Zarret)

Zarret: What are you two doing up?!

Beverly: Your robots kept us up and thus I... (sees Ricky) Wait, who is that?

Zarret: (nervous) Uh, this is my new assistant. Sorry I didn't informed you early.

Chevy: Wait, isn't that old assistant Ricky Needs?

Ricky: (Waterboy voice) Me? Why don't be ridiculous. That must be some other person.

Chevy: Uh, okay. Say, you sounded familiar to me. Weren't you arrested for losing your temper?

Ricky: (Anger Management voice) Hey, you can kiss my...

Zarret: Calm down, Ricky!

Beverly: Wait! Why did you call him Ricky? That was the name of your old assistant.

Zarret: (nervous) Err, slip of the tongue, I assured you.

Chevy: So what's the racket that the robots are causing?

(Beverly sees the Histerians encountering the Metal Histerians on the monitors.)

Beverly: Hey, those are the Histerians! What are they doing here?

Zarret: Oh, they probably went nuts because Chevy bailed me out and decided to get rid of him and me. Luckily the robots are taking care of them right now.

Ricky: Ha! You got that right!

Beverly: Uh, not to be suspicious or anything, but besides doing it on their show and sometimes, the Histerians were rarely nuts. They are heroes ever since they took down that nasty Gene person, the biggest terrorist there ever was.

Zarret: (angrily) Gene?! Gene?! The same person who took all the credit in college?! The same person everyone say is better than me because of the obvious reasons?! The same person whose foes are the reason they are getting killed right now?! Well, they aren't going to lived to insult me further, do you hear me?! They are going to die!!

Chevy: (Shocked) Chris! What are you saying?!

Ricky: Looks like the cat's out of the bag now, Chris.

Beverly: I was right! You are still insane!

Chevy: You are still planning to kill them, aren't you?

Zarret: Not at first. But when I met them at the store, they angered me by saying I ranted against Gene while Metal Loud did all the work, that I am idiot for wanting to get vengeance on Gene since he is still dead, that he can out villain me and so forth! Well, all that anger that happens because of what they say is going to be gone as soon as they do as well!

Beverly: Correction. You are even more insane.

Chevy: (sad) Chris, after all that trouble I went through to get you out, this is how you repay me? By using the robots intended for our safely to satisfy your thrist of vengenace. (angry) Well, no more! I am calling the police and ending this right now!

Zarret: Not so fast, former classmate! Ricky!

Ricky: Yes siree boss!

(Ricky pushed a button and robotic arms appeared and grab Chevy and Beverly. They hold them tight.)

Beverly: Ow! That was tight!

Chevy: Great. This is like my last family vacation.

Zarret: I am disappointed in you, Chevy. I thought you would see that I am doing this to get rid of any anger I still have so I can move on, but I was wrong. Well, if I can't enjoy my new freedom, I can at least enjoyed my vengeance towards Gene be fulfilled.

Chevy: You know, it isn't too late to think about this. You can call your robots off and I will call a psychiatrist for you.

Ricky: Boy, is he stupid or what?

Zarret: Wrong! Well, for Chevy that is. Now watch and hopefully they go down right now.

Next, the other Histerians take on their metal selves and more! And what is Tom Servo and Crow going to do since they have no robot selves to take on?

{Cut to Loud and Charity as they've been captured by their metal counterparts}

Metal Charity: Ha ha ha, we have you now, and soon Zarret will have you and we can have a nice evening together, right Loudie?

Metal Loud: OF COURSE CHAR, BUT I WANNA KILL THEM RIGHT NOW!!

Metal Charity: No, Zarret would want to kill Loud himself since he was Gene's arch enemy. If he didn't, he'd probably go nuts and deactivate us for finishing him first, and you don't want that, right?

Metal Loud:{Grumbles}FINE, YOU ARE THE SMART ONE AFTER ALL.{They walk off dragging Loud and Charity towards the building}

Charity: Speaking of smarts, you'd better let us go since we're gonna use our weaknesses against you! Starting with my, um.....my, wait a minute, I know this. Since I can't make you addicted to pecans without any pecans, my only other weakness would be....hold on, I know this!

Loud: WAIT, I GOT ONE OF MY OWN!!{Pause}Wait, I can't use the yelling since he probably has defenses against that to put up with his own voice. Other than that.....I already overcome my emotional problems, so after that....wow, this is tough!{And by the time Loud and Charity are finished thinking, their metal selves have gone inside the building and have taken them into the lab for Zarret and Ricky to meet them}

Metal Charity: Here are your faultless foes now, master.

Zarret: Excellent, you remembered that I'd sell you for scrap if I couldn't kill these two myself, you are the smart one! Now they get to see the others suffer before I put them out of their Gene loving misery!

Loud: NOT ON YOUR LIFE ZARRET!!

Zarret: It's not my life on the line here, so just chill out.

Ricky: Hey, put on your yamaca, cause here comes...more of those human and robot freaks coming this way!

{Somewhere outside, we see Miss Info, Felicia, Robert, Smartypants, Digi-Fan, and WOW being held captive by their metal selves}

Metal Digi-Fan: Come, flesh covered idiots, it's time to meet your doom thanks to my wand and Zarret's whatever he's got that isn't a wand!

Metal WOW: Yeah, you heard him, move it!

Metal Digi-Fan: Him? Him?! HIM?!! I'm a girl, you old hag, for the final time I'm a girl!!

Metal WOW: The male like mood swing could have fooled me.

Metal Digi-Fan:{Getting out a wand}You wanna step outside and say that?!

Metal WOW: We are outside, sir- I mean, uh, m'amm.

Metal Digi-Fan: All right, I have to say it one more time, fine. And it's the last time you'll hear me say it, so listen closely. I am a GIRL!!!!{She waves her wand and blasts Metal WOW to pieces}

Metal Felicia: D*mm, that was so-

Metal Digi-Fan: You gonna join the boy bandwagon, huh?!{She waves her wand and Metal Felicia is blown to bits}Anyone else want some, is that it?! You wanna get some, pants guy?

Smartypants/Metal Smartypants: No m'amm!

Metal Digi-Fan: Well...I'm gonna blow these metal guys up anyway, I can't take chances with their memory!

Metal Robert: Go ahead, blow me up first, you already killed my lover so what's left to live for?{Metal Digi-Fan blows him to pieces}Ow!! I wouldn't have said that if it didn't hurt that much, come on!!{With that, the other robots run for their lives}

Metal Digi-Fan: Come back here, I'll try not to make it that bad if you behave!{She runs off and leaves the humans alone}

Felicia: Now that was weird even for us. But the part where the other Robert was so willing to die for his love was sweet, I hope my love would wanna die like that one day.

Robert: Maybe we could talk about dying another day, at least after we finish with this battle stuff.

Miss Info: Oh, this is stressful enough without you talking about the new Bond movie, don't spoil it for me before I see it!

{In another area, Aka and Froggo are captured by their metal selves}

Metal Froggo: Tom Ruegger, Susanna, Father Time, Pule, Fetch, Bill Straitman, Chit, and Mike Nelson!{The metal versions of all those characters come out}Help us get rid of these two for us.

Metal Tom Ruegger: No problem, I have no reason to care about them like I put them on TV or something.

Aka: Oh give it up, we can use your weaknesses to beat you like that! And believe it or not, even I have a weakness!{Puts her arm around Froggo}I can get a little too distracted by Froggy here, he's so hot that I wanna get down with him even when we're attacked by robots. You want that, Froggy boy?

Froggo: Um, well...{Whispers}Is this part of a plan or something, cause-

Metal Aka: You get yo hands off that Froggy meat, that's my man right there and I want some of that!

Metal Froggo: But you have me already!

Metal Aka: Yeah, but he has meat on those bones, he even has bones! Now I want a piece of that!

Froggo: Um, is this actually supposed to help me, cause I'd like to know if this is gonna be healthy for me.

Metal Froggo: You can have all the health you want with her! Good bye Aka, have fun with your flesh boyfriend!{Leaves}

Metal Aka: No wait, come back, I can't live without you!!{Runs after Metal Froggo}

Froggo: What was that, exactly?

Aka: I think it was taken from my almost obssesive love for you and what I'd do if you were dumb enough to leave me, whatever it was it worked.

Metal Susanna: Well, you still have us to deal with, you can't make all of us get jealous like that!

Metal Chit: Unless there's hundreds of bucks involved, then we could talk!

Metal Mike Nelson: Enough talking, we got some kids to finish off!

Crow:{V.O}That's it!!!{Crow and Tom Servo come over}These are the last batch of robots we have, and Zarret didn't come to his senses and build metal versions of us like you said, Tom!

Tom Servo: So I overestimated how smart Zarret was, big deal. That makes it two less disgraces to robot kind, doesn't it?

Crow: Yeah, but it's the principle of the thing! Those other guys were admired enough to have robots built on them, but we weren't! No one likes us that much, even though we have so many cool moves they could have based on us! For instance, my brand new feature that has multiple hands tickle people to death!

{Suddenly fake hands spring out of Crow and start tickling all the robots, and they start laughing}

Tom: Wait, robots aren't ticklish.

Crow: Mike and Smartypants thought otherwise, that's why they gave me this! You'd think that'd make me respected enough to have someone modeled after me, but nooo!!!{The other robots are still laughing from the tickling}No, all I get for having something built in me that can tickle people and tickle robots until they blow up is no alternate self! I don't think that's fair, do you think that's fair, cause I sure as heck don't! I' am of no use here because of not, what good am I in this whole thing without another Crow! None, absolutly-{The tickled robots then blow up}-none?

Aka: Whoh! Crow, you laid down some tickle action on their butts, and you saved us too! Maybe you aren't a useless annoying robot who can only make movie jokes like I thought you were.

Crow: Um, that's right, I'm the hero here, so- wait, you thought I was useless?!

Froggo: Never mind that, we gotta find the other and see where Zarret is hiding!

Tom: I saw Miss Info, Felicia, Robert, Smartypants, Digi-Fan, and WOW nearby while we were looking for our other selves, let's start there.

Froggo: Perfect, let's go, we may not have much time!

Aka: Heh, that take charge attitude explains why I'd go nuts if I ever lost you and your cuteness.

Froggo: Thanks, that's nice to hear, I guess.
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Next, the gang reunites and finds Zarret holding Loud and Charity prisoner! Also, they use those special weapons to defend themselves that we were talking about earlier!

(Cut to the front doors of the mansion as the Histerians except for Loud and Charity reunited.)

Fetch: Okay, so what's the report?

WOW: So far the robot versions of me, Felicia, and Robert and wiped out so they won't be much of a problem.

Tom Servo: And my buddy Crow here tickled those robot versions of that other Tom, Susanna, Father Time, Pule, Fetch, Bill Straitman, Chit, and and Mike.

Crow: And I am still p***ed that there isn't any robot versions of me and Tom!

Chit: Oh come on! There isn't any because you are already robots!

Tom Servo: That is no excuse.

Mike: Uh, actually it is.

R6: Well, besides my group taking care of the robot group with the metal me in it and Pep's group taking down the group, well, you get the idea, I say we made it here in one piece.

Tom: Hold on! Where is my son and his lover?

Miss Info: Oh dear. They musta stayed behind.

Sammy: Or maybe...they may have been taken hostage by their metal selves and are waiting for us to rescue them at this very moment!

R6: Oh, now don't be stupid. They can easily take their metal selves down.

Digi-Fan: I do not know. From what I heard, Metal Loud is tough and with the robot version of Charity at his side, it just got worse.

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

Pikachu: Pika pika!

JusSonic: Then let's go inside and fixed that!

Robert: But what if they aren't being held captived?

JusSonic: Then R6 can go ahead and beat up Sammy twice a month than once a month than he usually plans.

R6: Hmmm...I take that bet!

Lydia: You're on!

Sammy: What?!

Bill: Oh let's go.

(The remaining Histerians and allies went in. No one is around.)

Toast: Dude, this is like so rude! No one is even home!

Pule: Uh, we are trespassing on the Hriswads' property so this is also consider rude.

Susanna: True, but we have to take risks sometimes.

Aka: $10 said they are in the lab right now.

Chit: Then let's go downstairs and save our pals!

Fetch: What makes you think they could be down there?!

Froggo: Yeah.

Chit: Because laboratories can often be found downstairs and if I am wrong, may lightning strike me dead!

(Lighting appears and hits Tom Servo, missing Chit by a inch. Tom Servo is smoking...literally.)

Chit: (points at Tom Servo) See? It didn't even wing me!

Tom Servo: (coughing) Mike, if he say that again, please kill me.

Mike: Later, I promised.

(The Histerians go downstairs. Sure enough, the laboratory is down there.)

Chit: See? Told ya!

Felicia: Well, if you expect them to grovel at you like the time you saved them from Hannibal Lecter, then don't!

Chit: Spoil sport.

(Further in the lab, they see no traces of their pals.)

Robert: Okay, they aren't here. They are probably outside wondering where the heck we are. So I guess R6's dream doesn't come true.

Charity: (V.O.) Then get us down from here so R6's dream does come true!

(The Histerians turned to see Loud, Charity, and the Hriswads themselves being held by more metal arms.)

Lydia: Oh, they are here, so I guess R6 can torture Sammy twice a month now.

Sammy: Rats.

WOW: Hey, who are the other two?

Chevy: Me? Oh, maybe an innocent man who thought letting his former classmate out of prison would changed him but now regretted it later on when he finds his wife is right.

Beverly: I know what happened, Chevy. Now if you don't mighty, get us outta this thing!

Smartypants: Okay, as soon as I get my tools out.

Metal Loud: (V.O.) MAKE ONE MOVE AND YOU WON'T LIVED TO TEST THEM!

(Zarret, Ricky, and the metal versions of Loud and Charity appears. The robots are pointing their lasers at the human Histerians.)

Father Time: Letting robots do your dirty work, heh Zarret?

Zarret: This shouldn't have even come to this if you freaks haven't insulted me at the grocery store!

Tom: We weren't insulting you. We were just telling you the straight facts.

Zarret: Even the part where Gene can out villain me?!

Cho-Cho: Oh, did we mentioned that? Well, I must admit we shouldn't have done it, but people can make mistakes, right?

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

Zarret: It's too late now fools!

Ricky: You can't change the strip!

Crow: Hey, me and our pals mentioned something like that when we were still prisoners! Don't make us sue you!

Mike: And we better make this quick. We got to get to the WWWF Grudge Match Tournament of Champions Champions soon to faced Mr. T, Chewbacca, Indiana Jones, Yoda, Jackie Chan, the U.S.A, and Gandalf.

Zarret: Well, guess what? You all get to died early!

Smartypants: Not so fast! Time to test my first new toy!

Digi-Fan: Miss Info, he is your boyfriend. Can you stop him from making any mistakes so our pals and those other two don't get killed?!

JusSonic: Nah. I am sure he got a plan coming up.

Pikachu: Pika, pika pi.

Digi-Fan: Thanks, but I was talking to Miss Info, not you.

Miss Info: Come on, Ronald. Do something quick!

Digi-Fan: Geez, I didn't know death was so popular.

Pepper: Hey! Lydia said that last year! Don't make her sue ya!

Lydia: Nah, she can used it.

Toast: Well, you try, Pep.

(Suddenly, the metal arms holding the prisoners shake and let go of the prisoners. They hit the ground.)

Charity: Ouch! Not the way I expected, but it works.

Zarret: What?! But he didn't do anything!

Metal Charity: Say, does anything other than me noticed that dork guy is so transparent.

Froggo: Hey, don't say that way against him that way!

Pikachu: Pika, pika?

Fetch: Say, what is wrong with Mr. Smartypants?

(Smartypants, or so we think, looks like he is fading out and sorts. He disappears.)

Zarret: Where did he go?!

Smartypants: Right here, Zarret!

(The Histerians see Smartypants near the button that controls the arm.)

Ricky: Whoa! Holy ay-ie-ayi-day! He transported!

Smartypants: No I didn't! You have witnessed my weapon that really works! My hologram machine made you think I was there, and yet I am really right here saving our pals!

JusSonic: Man, this sounds like "The Wild World of Batwoman" all over again.

Crow: If any Rat Finks show up, I'm outta here!

Beverly: Give it up, Zarret! There is many of us and four of you!

Chevy: Please do it, Chris and I promised to get you help.

Zarret: Fools! You forget who I am! I don't go down easily!

Harry: If you think of using a bomb, forget it! I can just get rid of it again!

Felicia: So don't move so we can seize you and your robots!

Zarret: (laughing) All right! I will!

Ricky: Hey! We gotta move or they can seize us!

Zarret: (smiling) Don't worry. Help is on the way.

(Just then, the ceiling cave in making a hole. The remaining robots our heroes didn't defeated besides Metal Loud and Metal Charity (Metal Sammy, Metal R6, Metal JusSonic, Metal Pikachu, Metal Lydia, Metal Pepper, Metal Toast, Metal Cho-Cho, Metal Lucky Bob, Metal Digi-Fan, Metal Smartypants, Metal Miss Info, Metal Froggo, Metal Aka, and Metal Harry) appeared in the room)

Metal Pepper: AH HA HA HA! There you bums are!

Metal Froggo: (angrily) Try to steal Metal Aka away from me, will ya?! This calls for death!

Metal Harry: And I still p****d that Harry managed to escaped from me! Die human me!

Metal Pikachu: Pika, pika!

Metal R6: Try to electrocute me, will ya?! Time for ya to D-I-E!

Zarret: And this time, instead of having my robots do all the work, me and Ricky would join in the fun! (in a Christopher Walken like voice) So prepare...to die...like the...freaks you...are.

Ricky: Uh, that sounds kinda scary.

Zarret: So?

Ricky: Never mind.

Loud: Terrific. Guys, can you handled these metal bozos while we try to defeat Zarret, Ricky, and the metal selves of me and Charity?

Frogo: No problem, Loud.

Lucky Bob: Oh boy, now!

Pule: Man, and I thought things couldn't get any worse!

Next, the battle continues, and what is Metal Loud and Metal Charity's weaknesses? And can our heroes defeat Zarret and Ricky?

Metal Harry: All right robots, let's make this their last stand!{The robots now turn their arms into swords}Charge!!

Robots except for the Loud and Charity bots: CHARGE!!!

Pepper: Oh no, we're finished now!!

Pikachu: Pika, pika!

Robert: At last you understand! We're doomed!{The robots start to come after them}

Sammy: Come on, are we really gonna give up and let me go down that easily?! We can take them, we have all those neat weapons that Smarty gave us! All we have to do is-

Mike: Duck!

Sammy: Oh, now don't you start mocking my war cries at a time like this, R6 is bad enough without another-

R6: Move your rich butt Melman, and the rest of you move too!!

{With that the Histerians dive out of the way as the robots charge right at them- and then they wind up not being able to stop themselves from running. In fact, we see them run right into the wall and they all collapse into pieces on the floor}

JusSonic:{Getting up}They broke apart into pieces. That's really the best way possible to defeat them?

Robert: Hey, whatever works and gets this done with fast is fine by me!{Nearby, Zarret and his cronies stop preparing to fight our Loud and Charity and go over to the pile of scrap}

Zarret: A week. A week it took me to make the finest robots known to man....and they break apart on the impact of a wall in 2 seconds.

Chevy: Hmm, I suppose I should have paid extra for the metal 100% guaranteed not to break on impact.

Beverly: I told you not to argue with that metal salesman about the price. What if those robots were built to protect us from people and they broke and we were defenseless?

Ricky: Oh turkey lerkie dee, you already got captured, we're the ones who's butts are gonna get kicked without any robots left!

Metal Loud: HELLO, WE WEREN'T BUILT WITH ZARRET'S **TTY METAL, AND WE HAVE NO WEAKNESSES!! LEAVE THE BUTT KICKING TO US!!

Harry:{V.O}And me.{The Histerians turn to Harry}

Harry: What? I didn't say anything, this annoying Ricky guy and the robot Loud wouldn't shut up to let me!{We see a robot rise from the scrap near the wall, and the robot is Metal Harry}

Metal Harry: Ha, luckly I was made after the smart one of these humans, I was able to stop myself from smashing into the wall!

Smartypants: Wait, I'm the smart one here, why did my robot smash to bits, he should be smart enough if you are!

Metal Harry: Oh, stop having such a large ego, and let's get back on schedule for your demise!{Harry then tackles his metal self}

Harry: Not on my watch, me! Let's see if you look so handsome when I'm done with you!{He punches his metal self but of course that does nothing but hurt his hand}Ow!! I've got to remember in the future that I'm too smart to do that!{Metal Harry pushes Harry off him and turns his arms back into swords}

Metal Harry: Harry! I'm not going to stab you in between the eyes, I'm going to stab you in between the ba-

Lydia: Okay, now that is just the final straw, not even I mentioned that part of the anatomy during my cursing!

Loud: YOUR WHAT?!

{Harry looks shocked too, and Metal Harry takes advantage and steps in front of him to stab him. But Harry bends down and falls to the floor as Metal Harry swings his swords at him- and can't stop himself from stabbing his own stomach instead. He then falls down and goes to pieces like the others}

Harry: I guess you couldn't handle your own strength.{Pause}Well, the future governer of California sure isn't gonna like me for not having any cool action phrases, that's for sure.

Metal Charity: You're not gonna be able to say any more action phrases, cause there's still two robots left and we're invincible!! There's no weaknesses in us at all because our counterparts don't have any that we're not prepared for!

Loud: Then lucky for us that all those robots falling to pieces gave me time to think of something good! Hey Metal Loud, look over there!

Metal Loud:{Looking away}WHAT, WHAT KIND OF TRICK DO YOU HAVE OVER THERE?!!{When he's not looking, Loud reaches over and pulls down Metal Loud's metal pants}

Metal Loud: AHHH!!!! MY PANTS, I'VE BEEN EXPOSED!! I'M SO EMBARASSED!!!

{He tries to run away but he trips up on his own pants and then starts tumbling all throughout the room on those pants. Finally he slides over to the pile of scrap and smashes into the wall. He doesn't fall to pieces, but the collision looks like it took him out for a while}

Metal Charity: Metal Loud!!{Runs over to him}Speak to me, baby, speak to me!!{Metal Loud doesn't get up}No....no, you killed him, didn't you?!! You killed my lover!!! I don't wanna go on living in a world without my Loud, I don't wanna go on at all!!{She steps back, runs toward the wall and smashes into it, and since she's made of Chevy's shoddy metal she falls to bits}

Aka: That's your weakness Char, you'd kill yourself if something happened to Loud?

Loud: Wow. I guess it'd be a good thing that I'd be dead before all of Charity's fans killed me for that, huh?

Zarret: Don't worry, those filthy people won't have much of you left to kill when I'm done.

Ricky: Yeah, we still got the power here! Sure we lost our robots and most of our defenses and we're outnumbered by about 20-2, but...um, you know, I did have a sketch comedy show I needed to tape tonight, maybe I should make sure I TiVo'd it correctly.

Zarret: You'll do no such thing, we still have hostages and an entire lab of rescources at our disposal! This ain't over by a long shot!
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I can't think of a bang up way to have Zarret and Ricky go down, so I request that JusSonic find a way to finish them off with a bang and then wrap the whole mess up.

Fetch: What hostages? You don't got any now.

Zarret: Oh I do and those hostages is about the witness of my robotic ally, who just so happened just gotten a back-up generator!

Lucky Bob: What now?!

(Just then Metal Loud woke up, sort to speak.)

Metal Loud: OUCH! I WILL GET THAT NO GOOD HUMAN SELF. AND (sees Metal Charity's remains on the floor) WHAT HAPPENED TO CHARITY?!

Ricky: Oh, I would say the Histerians did it, but that would be too obvious.

Metal Loud: (to good guys) YOU! YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR MY LOVE'S "DEATH", I GUARANTEED IT!

(Metal Loud runs over to a machine, gets in it, and turns it on. It starts to glow.)

Charity: What is he doing?!

Chevy: Yeah, Chris. Mind filling us in?

Zarret: Simple. It's a new machine that not only empowers my robots...

(The remains of the Metal Histerians begin to float and flies towards Metal Loud in the machine. Soon they and Metal Loud transforms and they begins to glow.)

Zarret:...But also make a robot to end all robots! Or so I made it.

(The glow stops and there stands...)

Loud: HOLY COW! IT IS A HUGE ROBOT VERSION OF ME!

Robert: Geez! Even I shoulda seen this one coming!

Zarret: Well, you shoulda! For you will all died at the hands of...Metal Histerian!

WOW: Metal Histerian? That is so unoriginal.

Mike: I coulda told ya that.

Tom Servo: Actually Mike, I am sure this is unoriginal at all.

Crow: Though more like a Medabots ripoff.

Zarret: Shut up! Metal Histerian, destroy the fools!

Metal Histerian: As you command.

(Metal Histerians opens panel to reveal missiles and they begin to fired off.)

Father Time: Everyone run for your lives!

(The good guys ran out of the way as the missiles nearly hits them. It strikes another machine or two, causing explosions. Soon the whole lab is on fire.)

Lydia: I am not recommending this lab to Doc Brown.

R6: Nor Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Tom: Can we comment later and go with the running for our lives?!

(The Histerian ran up the stairs. On the first floor, the Metal Histerian crashes through the ceiling causing the room above to catch on fire.)

Chevy: Oh no! My Billiard Room!

Pepper: Really?! Then where is Professor Plum? Did he do it with the Knife or something?

Felicia: You are lucky we are too busy running to yell at you for making that comment at a bad time!

(Everyone runs out. Soon more explosions occured throughout the mansion and it now ablaze. Zarret and Ricky is the last two to come out, all calm.)

Harry: Now you see what your wanting for revenge has done?! You set fire to your classmate's mansion!

Zarret: Former, and soon he will be late along with all of you! Metal Histerian, carry me and Ricky.

(Metal Histerian, after coming out of the mansion, causing more damage doing so, lifts his hand down and Zarret and Ricky climb on it. The huge robot lift his hand with the two up.)

Metal Histerian: Any more commands, master?

Zarret: Yes. Destroy the Histerians! The human ones I mean.

Ricky: Oh sweet! This is better than those times when I call my former girlfriend up to take me back!

(The Metal Histerians use his other arm to try to hit the Histerians. They got out of the way.)

Sammy: You know, I gotta take a vacation from all this. This is starting to get scary pretty quick.

Bill: Where were you?

Loud: HEY, SMARTYPANTS! DID YOU GOT ANYTHING IN THERE THAT CAN AT LEAST HELP US!

Smartypants: (searching his pants) I am trying to! But with all this junk I had yet to try, I can't decided on which one!

(Just then, the Metal Histerians grabs Charity.)

Charity: Hey put me down!

Digi-Fan: (takes her wand out) Yes. Put her down or you will have a taste of this!

Susanna: Wouldn't that robot be magic proof?

Digi-Fan: Gimme a break. I am new to this.

Zarret: Metal Histerian, time to receive your ultimate deadly weapon.

Ricky: If you even have one.

Metal Histerian: Affirmative.

(The chest on the Metal Histerian opens up revealing a huge canon. It begins to glow, meaning it's about to fired.)

Miss Info: (worried) Uh, Smarty? Mind hurrying it up before that canon fires?!

Smartypants: Well, all I got that may be useful is this.

(Smartypants take out a huge huge flute.)

Froggo: A flute?! How can that help us?!

Chevy: Oh good. It's been a while seen I practice.

(Chevy grabs the flute and begins to blow in it. Suddenly, a huge pole comes out of the hole of the flute and it is flying straight towards the canon. The pole then landed in the hole of the canon pretty hard. Soon, the Metal Histerian begins to make strange noises.)

Metal Histerian: Warning! Warning! Canon blockage discovered. Unable to stop blast. Error! About to blow!

Zarret: Oh crud.

Loud: SOMEONE GET CHARITY OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT THING BLOWS!

JusSonic: I got one! Pikachu, electric shock!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

(Pikachu performs a electric shock attack at the hand holding Charity. It made contact and since the hand is part of the shoddy metal, it breaks off easily and lands on the ground. Charity is okay, and as the hand opens, Charity got up and runs.)

Loud: FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Chit: I know, I know!!!!

(Everyone except the bad guys runs away as the Metal Histerians is about to blow...and soon it did. It makes a huge explosion that would make LeChuck's explosion in "Escape from Monkey Island" look 2nd best. Soon after the explosion, the metal parts is flying but the good guys managed to avoid being hit by the parts. The mansion is still ablaze, by the way.)

Crow: Looks like the raining champion is the Metal Histerian.

Tom Servo: What does that mean, Crow?

Crow: Well, they are raining all over the ground.

(Charity runs over to the group and hugs Loud who is waiting for him with open arms.)

Charity: Thanks goodness that is over.

JusSonic: Hey, don't I get a hug? I got Pikachu to save you, you know.

Charity: (stop hugging Loud) True, but I got to keep my fans away from Loud so he doesn't get hurt because of what happened to my metal self.

Beverly: Speaking of the robot and its creator, where is Zarret and that rat assistant of his?

Ricky: (V.O.) Someone gets me down!

(The good guys see the two villains hanging helplessly in a tree. Ricky is struggling while Zarret is the only one who looks like he is going crazy. He is.)

Tom: (with a smile) And why should we?

Ricky: You got to! Zarret is going to crack!

Zarret: (crazy) Gene! Gene! I am totally out of my mind! (make chicken noises)

Pule: Oy. Now he is really acting like Tesla.

Lucky Bob: Yes!

(A little later, the fire department, the police, and the clean up crew arrived on the scene. The fire department is putting out the fire while the police chief is talking to the Hriswads. Chevy is upset.)

Chevy: (upset) I bailed that guy out because I try to help him get a second chance but what happened?! He, his assistant pal, and his robots try to kill the Histerians and set my mansion on fire! That is the last time I do something dumb like that! It's going to cost me more than a million to repair our home!

Beverly: Now, now Chevy. It isn't your fault. How about a vacation to calm your nerves?

Chevy: Okay, but not to another one of your family members. Last time we did that, one of them died in the car.

Beverly: It wasn't my fault Aunt Tillie got a heart attack!

(A cop is forcing Ricky into the car.)

Cop: You been warned, Ricky. Now it's another community service for you.

Ricky: (Pointing to someone OS) But it's his fault!

(We can see where Zarret is. He is in a straitjacket being dragged by two guys in white coats into an van. He is still going crazy.)

Zarret: I can...make more...robots to...get revenge...on Gene! Ha ha ha ha!

(Once he is in the van, the two men in the jackets close the doors. We can see it is a van for the insane asylum. The two guys went in and they drove off. The camera goes on the Histerians as they watch all this.)

Sammy: Well, that settles it. We can't trust anyone anymore.

Chit: Yeah, first David Hicks, now this.

Robert: David sacrified himself, remember?

Sammy: Yeah, but at first he tries to use us to get rid of his alter-ego! You know, you shoulda told him about the other way your body-switching machine works, Smartypants.

Smartypants: Wish I told him early.

Tom: Listen, we didn't know this would happen, but I feel somewhat responsible for what happened.

Harry: Why? You didn't cause him to go nuts again or...

Tom: Actually, me, Loud, Father Time, Charity, Cho-Cho, and Lucky Bob said stuff like Gene can out-villain Zarret and how crazy Zarret is the first time. I guess that set him off.

Mike: Still...at least we have some good time, right?

Lydia: All I want is to go back to the studio and have a private time with R6.

R6: Oh yeah! I know what this is. But first...

(R6 kicks Sammy "down there". Sammy groans.)

Sammy: Hey! What was that for?

R6: To show you the preview of the torture to come.

Sammy: If you don't mind, I would wait for it to come on video.

Felicia: Or pay for view.

Pikachu: Pika pika.

WOW: Either way, you're still a nimwit.

Robert: Well, let's get back to the studio. We got HNL 6 to do! I know one person who can't wait for it to be done!

JusSonic: I will say. Say, what about we end this adventure by doing a moment from Histeria?

Pepper: How? My feet are tired.

Tom: Oh, I can fixed that. Oh Vikings!

(The vikings that always run rampage on the H! show runs by, grabbing everyone in the progress as they disappear. Well, almost as the MST3K cast didn't get grabbed.)

Tom Servo: (peeved) Hey! How come we didn't get grabbed?!

Mike: Oh knock it off. At least I didn't get grabbed this time.

Crow: (whinning) But they get a free ride. That isn't fair.

Mike: Well, maybe next time. You know what? How about we end this adventure in our own way too?

Crow: (happy) Oh, now I got it! And I will start first! (clears throat) Burning Mansion, coming soon to a theater near you. Offer void in Canada!

Mike: Right. Histerians and children are now no longer allowed to participate in this contest.

Tom Servo: If unsatisfy with this mansion, please return burned portion for a full refund.

(Mike carries Tom Servo and the MST3K cast leaves the scene as the clean-up crew puts the remaining parts of Metal Loud and the other Metal Histerians in a box that is going to be mailed to Washington D.C. As we see Metal Loud's deactived head, the box's lid closes and we fade to black)

The End

Cast list
Christopher Walken: Christopher Zarret
Adam Sandler: Ricky Needs
Chevy Chase: Chevy Hriswad
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington, Metal Loud
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Metal Charity, Miss Information, Metal Miss Info, Felicia Information, Metal Felicia
Tom Ruegger: Himself, Metal Tom
JusSonic: Himself, Metal JusSonic
Robert: Himself, Metal Robert
R6: Himself, Metal R6
Digi-Fan: Herself, Metal Digi-Fan
Geoffrey Rush: Harry Norman, Metal Harry
Beverly D’Angelo: Beverly Hriswad
Tress MacNeille: Toast, Metal Toast, Pepper Mills, Metal Pepper, World’s Oldest Woman, Metal WOW, Cho-Cho, Metal Cho-Cho, Susanna Susquahanna, Metal Susanna
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke, Metal Lydia
Cree Summer: Aka Pella, Metal Aka
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo, Metal Froggo
Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman, Metal Sammy, Mr. Smartypants, Metal Mr. Smartypants
Frank Welker: Father Time, Metal Father Time, Pule Houser, Metal Pule, Fetch, Metal Fetch, Fred Moppel
James Wickline: Bill Straitman, Metal Bill
Billy West: Chit Chatterson, Metal Chit
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob, Metal Lucky Bob
Ikue Ootani: Pikachu, Metal Pikachu
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson, Metal Mike
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot

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