Kid Chorus: Aka Pella, Kip Ling, Bow-Haired Girl, Crooked-Mouth Boy
Chorus: In the not so distant future, somewhere in Base 16,
Russian dictator Stalin and TV's Froggo are making an evil scheme,
Froggo has some friends; one of them is Loud,
A loud boy that Stalin doesn't allowed,
He knew he and his friends are taking up space,
So he knocked them unconscious and he sent them up to space.
Loud: GET US DOWN!!!!!
Stalin: I'll sent him cheesy movies, the worst I can find,
Chorus: La, la, la
Stalin: He had to sit and watch them all and I'll monitor his mind.
Chorus: La, la la
Now keep in mind that Loud can't control where his movies are gotta end,
He'll try to keep his sanely with the help of his Histerian friends.
(Screen whirls and stop, a title comes on screen)
Chorus: Histerian Roll Call!
Cambot! (You're on!)
Pule! (WAAAAH!)
Charity Bazaar! (I'm not happy.)
TOOOOAAAAASSSSTTTT!!!! (Ask me if I care!)
If you wondering how they eat and breath, or maybe if this full of whacks,
Just repeat yourself it's just a parody I should really just relax!
(Title comes on screen along with a big planet thingy)
Chorus: For...Mystery Histeria Theater 3000.
(We go through the door sequence just like in the actual show. We are now in the main room and only Charity, Pule, and Toast are there.)
Charity Bazaar: Hiya to those who been to the Satellite of Time before. Right now, we are waiting for Loud to get here to begin today's activity. Speaking of said boyfriend, where is he?
Pule Houser: I dunno. I just got up this morning and I haven't seen him anyway.
Charity: Well someone musta seen him! Toast, did you seen him recently?
Toast: Nah. (pause, then realizes something) Oh bummer! I just remember something!
Pule: What? What is it?
Toast: Loud said he went out for a spacewalk, and, uh...
Charity: Uh what?
Toast: I forgot to bring him back in.
Charity: What?! Then go get him!
Toast: All right!
(Toast leaves)
Charity: Geez, sooner or later he is bound to mess up.
Pule: Don't I know it.
(We can hear some pulling, sucking, and ripping from offscreen.)
Toast: (V.O) Oh crud!
Pule: Did something happen?
Toast: (V.O. nervously) Uh, nothing.
Charity: Well, hurry up! It's almost commercial sign!
Toast: (V.O.) Coming!
(Toast shows up all nervous-like. Loud still hasn't appeared.)
Charity: Well?
Toast: The good news is we don't have to worry about getting Loud in anymore.
Pule: And?
Toast: The bad news is... (holds up Loud's clothes which looks like they been ripped through the space doors of the ship) he won't be coming in for a while.
Charity: You ripped off his clothes!
Toast: Uh, yeah?
Pule: That means...he is out floating in space naked somewhere! I gotta see this!
(Commercial sign flashes)
Charity: (annoyed) Pule! (to camera) We are in big trouble here, we'll be right back.
(Commercial)
(Cut back to the main room as the three are still upset about Loud floating out in space somewhere.)
Charity: You two realized what Stalin is going to do?!
Pule: No, what?
Charity: He might do something nasty, like sucked out all the air!
Toast: Bummer.
(The Mad sign flashes)
Pule: Speaking of the devil, he's calling us right now.
Charity: (sigh) Let me answer this.
(Charity presses the respond button. Cut to Base 16 as Stalin and Froggo is facing the camera. They didn't noticed what happened at first.)
Stalin: Hello, Loud. Time for...wait a minute, something's wrong. Where is that loud brat???
(Cut back to the Satellite of Time)
Charity: Well, Loud went outside for a spacewalk and Toast forgot to bring him in. And when he did remember, Loud's clothes got torn off and he is out floating naked in space somewhere.
Toast: Dude, looks like we are going to see a "full moon" tonight.
(Back to Base 16)
Stalin: (mad) Blast! If he dies in space somewhere, it will take forever to find a replacement!
Froggo: Don't worry, boss.
Stalin: What do you mean, don't worry?!
Froggo: Before the ship that held them took off, I supplied space helmet that gives in automatic air in case their air line got stripped from him. So Loud still has air. It would be a matter of time before he smashes into a planet or somewhere!
Stalin: Great. I supposed we will have to go find him then. Get the space jeep ready. (to camera) As for you three, there will be no invention exchange, but don't think we will let you off that easy. Your movie today is going to be a huge freakout. It's "24 Days Later", another crapper by the annoying Justin and for all I know it parodied "28 Days Later", but I doubt it. It supposed to take place in some future or whatever so suck on it! Let's go, Froggo!
(Stalin leaves)
Froggo: Right-o, boss!
(Cut back to the main room)
Pule: Great, Loud isn't here and he still have to watch bad movies!
Toast: Here we go, dude and dudette.
Charity: I wondered how we would survived since Loud isn't here?
(The movie sign flashes wildly.)
Pule: We will have to find out! Movie sign!
(Everyone runs maniacally. We go through the door sequence and cut to the theater. Unlike the other times, only Charity, Pule and Toast came into the theater and sat down to watch their horrible movie.)
[Loud: Oh man, don't you hate this when it happens!]
Toast: Another movie by Justin? Yeah, we believed it.
[Froggo: Well ain't it convenient! Babs: Hey that's my line! Froggo: Sorry.]
Pule: (Babs) Yeah, well sorry don't pay the gas bills, buddy!
[(Fade to more previous scenes) Father Time: Give it up, Burrows. You're no match with us! Gene Burrows: Oh yeah, watch me.]
Pule: Uh, isn't Gene dead?
Charity: Who knows? But then again, this is a bad movie so don't take it seriously.
[(They begin to fight) Narrator: And now,]
Charity: The rest of our story.
[we will bring to you with 24 Days Later]
Toast: His mother show up!
(All laughing)
[on House of Histeria.]
Toast: Right after this!
[(We fade to Burbank lot where the whole stars appeared,]
Pule: Say, if this is a future fic, wouldn't it be better if we lived somewhere else?
Charity: I don't know.
[and as the Histerians ready for action) Miss Info: Ahh, nothing like the blue sky.]
Charity: She's drunked again!
[Pokejedservo: Yes it is, but we will think about the progress that how we do it. R6: You know, it gives us an idea,]
Charity: Let's kill the director.
[why don't we have a party little later on. Felicia Info: And we can pay back]
Pule: $1,000 in interest.
[what Gene has done to these people. (Fade to Gene Burrows gets his revenge)]
Toast: On Don Knotts.
[Gene Burrows: I don't believe this,]
Charity: He saw Big Jake.
[my plan is failing. I better call on these.]
All: Eeeeew!
[(And the figures turned out to be Shelton, and Forrester)]
Toast: Say, how did Gene get Danny Shelton to help him? I thought that dude learned his lesson after Slim Berry.
Charity: Maybe it's a different Shelton.
Pule: Who? The dork from "My Life As A Teenage Robot?"
Charity/Toast: Huh?
Pule: And isn't Forrester a statue now? When did he get turn back?
Toast: Who knows, dude? And more importantly, who cares?
[Gene Burrows: Welcome friends,]
Pule: (Mr. Rourke) To Fantasy Island.
[I'm so glad to see you. Shelton: Yes sir, and we knew what they did to you.]
Pule: (Shelton) They starred you in 24 Hours.
[Forrester: Yeah, we thought you were dead. Gene Burrows: Nonsense,]
Toast: (Gene) I'm Gene Burrows.
[they are a bunch of maniacs here. Shelton: Hhhmmmm, gee, I don't know.]
Charity: We aren't surprised.
[(Fade to the Histerians) Digifan: Hey guys! Robert: What is it?]
Toast: It's what me and the other guys are called but that ain't important ever.
[Digifan: Gene Burrows has returned. World's Oldest Woman: No. I don't believe it!]
Charity: That Justin is making this film.
[Father Time: I thought he was]
Pule: Dale.
[dead. R6: Well, he came back to team up with Forrester and Shelton. Lydia Karokie: It's crazy, so I'm guessing that someone is trying to help this guy.]
Charity: Who? Chevy Chase?
[Pule Houser: I think it's Eddie Valiant.]
Pule: Say, why do I, Loud, and Froggo sounded so different?
Toast: Maybe because you guys are voiced by John Goodman, Edward Norton, and Lance Henriksen?
(Pause)
All: Nah!
[Chit Chatterson: No way, it's Han Solo. Sammy Melman: I don't think so, it's Dick Tracy. Figure: Nope, it's me. (A figure turns out to be Justin)
Toast: Kill him! He's the director!
[Timberlake) All: Justin Timberlake. Justin Timerlake: That's right. You needed my help.]
Charity: For what? Getting rid of headaches? Nah. You hurt my head enough.
[(Then, the kids come out) Froggo: What's going on? Father Time: This is Justin Timerlake.]
All: Boring!
[Lucky Bob: Hiyo!]
Toast: Byeo, dude!
[Justin Timberlake: Hi. Toast: You're not really the pizza man are you? Justin Timberlake: Nope.]
Pule: And he's not really an actor either.
[Cho-Cho: Are you here to stop these villains before they do attack elsewhere.]
[Pepper: Can I have your autograph? Justin Timberlake: Sure, why not.]
Toast: Cause you're annoying.
[(He signs his name then gives it back to Pepper)]
Toast: Now she's Pepper Justin Timberlake Mills.
(Pule snickered)
[Pepper: Thanks. Loud Kiddington: So, Mr. N' syncer,]
Pule: Go to heck.
[how did your album costs? Justin Timberlake: About, 12.5 million.]
Charity: And a couple of leads from a gun.
Loud: Wow, no wonder people can sold out your copies.]
Charity: So they can burn them later on.
[(Then Charity Bazaar walks up to him)]
Pule: And kicks him down there.
[Charity: Hi, I am Charity Bazaar, and I'm happy that you're here. Justin Timberlake: Good to see you, Ms. Bazaar.]
Toast: Not!
[Charity: Thanks. Chit: So, what can we do? R6: We can go have breakfast at Bob Evans nearby here.]
Charity: Oh, that's stupid! Why would we want to eat breakfast when there are 3 villains on the loose?!
Toast: Dude, I swear someone got to stop this Justin guy from making anymore stories.
[Pule: So where are the other authors?]
Toast: Having nothing to do with this film.
[R6: Jussonic is writing fan-fics for Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Batman, and Superman.]
Pule: Wait, JusSonic only waits stories for us, Care Bears, and the Big Game! He doesn't write stories for those other cartoons!
Toast: Dude, the next chance I meet this Justin guy, I am sending 10 feet under!
[Felicia: What are you talking about?]
Pule: Willis.
[Since when Jussonic begins to write Superman fan-fics.]
Toast: Since never.
[Digifan: You'll see. Justin Timberlake: Well let's go to Bob Evans for breakfast, then we can go somewhere.]
Charity: Away from this film.
[All: Okay. Justin Timberlake (To Loud): And don't try to sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall.]
Toast: Hey, it may be annoying but at least it drowns out the action.
Charity: What action?
Toast: Good point, dudette.
[Loud: No problem.]
Charity: Oh yes it is.
[Miss Info: Well, what are we waiting for,]
Pule: For you to get naked.
Toast/Charity: Watch it, Pule!
Pule: I am watching! Though hopefully not this crapper.
[let's go. (QC to Gene, Shelton, and Forrester) Forrester: O.K. so what's the hold up, boss?]
Charity: Another film that is fortunately not made by Justin.
[Gene Burrows: The gang are at Bob Evans meeting up with Leon Houser, Cinnamon, and Smiling Kelly.]
Pule: Wait. Leon Houser? Do you think...
(Another pause)
All: Nah!
[Shelton: They are. Gene Burrows: Yes they are with that N Syncer Justin Timberlake.]
Toast: The guy with the girly voice.
[Forrester: How did you know? Gene Burrows: Well, he is the guy from N Sync you know. Shelton: Oh, that's a relief.]
Charity: (Shelton) I thought the whole band is going to be in this story or something.
[Gene Burrows: Right, now let's head back for conversation shall we.]
All: No!
[Shelton/Forrester: O.K. (QC to Bob Evans as the people sat together, and Cinnamon, Leon Houser, and Smiling Jelly joining in) Leon Houser: Hi guys.]
Toast: Hi dad.
[Chit: Hello, glad that you can made it over here.]
Pule: As we need someone to kill the two Justins.
[Smiling Kelly: And who is that? Father Time: That is Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlaker: Hi there.]
Pule: Are we starting over?
[Cinnamon: So you must be from N Sync right. Justin Timberlake: Correct, and I was dated with Brittney Spears.]
Charity: Who? The stupid witch?
[Leon: Cool, and where's Jussonic?]
Toast: Killing the director.
[R6: He had to write another Superman fan fic,]
All: He doesn't write Superman fan fictions, he writes for Histeria, Care Bears, and the Big Game!
Pule: For crying out loud.
[so he can't join us.]
Toast: Good riddance cause this film was bad enough!
[Cinnamon: Rats, Well let's eat shall we. Everyone: O.K. (Cut to outside) Shelton: They must be hearing about Jussonic writing Superman fan-fics. Forrester: No kidding.]
Pule: Oh, they are kidding, come on.
[Gene Burrows: And they hired another dumb dog]
All: (makes howling noises like dogs)
[to replace Jussonic for writing Superman fan-fics.]
Charity: (mocking) Oh, geez, let me write this down for the stupid convention.
[Forrester: Let's hide before someone hears about writing Superman fan-fics. Shelton/Gene Burrows: Well.]
Toast: Just hide, you dummies!
[(Fade to outside at the Bob Evans as the gang head out from breakfast as BB KIddington]
Pule: The amalgam of BB and Loud.
Charity: Wait, could he be...
(Yet another pause)
All: Nah!
[is at. BB Kiddington: Who was these people?]
Pule: Morons, duh.
[Charity: Some neighbors about Jussonic writing Superman Fan-Fics.]
Charity: Someone call the stupid police please!
[Pepper: Yeah, and these neighbors are bunch of gyps. Justin Timberlake: You got that right, Pep.]
Toast: Wrong!
[BB: Who is that? Father Time: That is Justin TImberlake of course.]
Toast: The biggest dork in the world.
[BB: Hello Justin,]
Pule: How's Uncle Bill?
[I'm BB Kiddington. (They shooked hands) Justin Timberlake: Please to meet you. Leon: Well then, let's get to our civilization]
Charity: And play it some more.
[and cocentrate about these neighbors. Digifan: You mean the neighbors were writing Batman fan-fics.]
Charity: Or committing suicide for that matter?
[(All laughing) Pule: Writing Batman fan-fics. Good one, Digi-fan.]
Pule: (sarcastic) I'm being sarcastic.
[R6: Let's watch some Superman tapes that we brought.]
Toast: Uh, let's not and say we did considering R6's behavior.
[Cinnamon: Well, that's a good idea. (Fade to Gene's hideout where the villains at) Forrester: So, how we will destroy the histerians, and this jerk.]
Charity: He means the director.
[Shelton: Ask Gene.]
Toast: Try dialing his phone line, dude.
[Forrester(To Gene Burrows): How will we destroy them?]
Pule: Have you do it.
[Gene Burrows: Glad to ask, by giving them kryptonite bars.]
Pule: Now who does Gene think we are? A bunch of Supermen?
Toast: Gah. First Superman fan-fics, now this! Someone give a restraining order on Justin please!
[Shelton: Are you positive about that. Forrster: Yeah, but they will try out the candy bar. Gene Burrows: Yes! By giving them Kryptonite Bars to make them suffer so bad.]
Toast: Dude, isn't this movie enough?
[Forrester/Shelton: Now you're talking. (They laughed. Fade to the house where the people watching Superman, but Jussonic is on t.v.) Jussonic(On T.V.): Hi there, I'm writing Superman fan-fics write now,]
All: He does not write Superman fan-fics!
[good luck on defeating the villains, guys. Oh and uh, Gene says that you]
Charity: Are a bunch of pills.
[will try that kryptonite bars, so stay away from his trick, gotta go.]
Toast: Dude, how did he like found out?
Pule: Must be reading the script.
Charity: What script?
[(He disappears, then Superman is back on) R6: Boy, how did he ever write that Krypton jokes? Pule: Well, he is on T.V writing Superman stories though. Chit: Hey, we are watching Superman here! R6/Pule: Sorry.]
Charity: Hey, I got an excellent suggestion. How about we just go out and kick Gene, Forrester, and whoever this Shelton is butts?! At least that would be interesting!
Toast: Whoa, calm down!
Charity: I swear this Justin guy is being a buttpipe! He said JusSonic writes Superman fan-fictions which he doesn't, he making us eat at Bob Evans and write TV when we shoulda gone out and stop the villains, and who are these unknown characters anyway?!
Pule: Again, calm down. It's just a movie.
Charity: A bad one, if you ask me.
[(Fade to the courtyard)]
Pule: Guilty!
(All giggling)
[Smiling Kelly: Boy, never give us a hot weather whatsoever. Cinnamon: Yeah, it's hot outside, and we can't resist with all that heat.]
Charity: Try going inside.
[Loud: Come on now, we were suppose to have a cold weather.]
Pule: Well, we were supposed to be watching a good movie but that ain't happening.
[Justin Timberlake: It's not even that cold enough, Loud. BB: Well anyway, let's remember to bring our lot of fluids next time. Pepper: O.K. or we melt without them.]
Toast: Uh, we're not clay, Pepper.
[Charity: All righty, it is 2:30 p.m.]
Charity: Do you know where your kids are?
[let's take a little trip to Detriot.]
Toast: To annoy Axel Foley.
[Loud: I don't know. Charity: C'mon, it'll be fun. Toast: Well, O.K. I hate it when they do that.]
Pule: Is he talking about us making fun of this film?
Toast: Dude, let's not go there.
[(They took off to Detroit. Meanwhile, we fade to Gene's hideout) Forrester: Whew! It's hot in herre. Shelton: Maybe the tempatures got in to the triple digits. Forrester: You darn right. Shelton: And it says it suppose to get cold. Forrester: What?! Unbelievable!]
Pule: Forrester as Abyss.
[We must warn the boss. Shelton: Right. (QC to the Detriot area as the gang begins to come out)]
Charity: Or make out for that matter.
[Smiling Kelly: Here we are]
All: He**!
[the Motor City at last. BB: Yeah, it sure it looks big. Loud: Let's look around for some information.]
Toast: For getting out of this film.
[Robert: O.K. (As the gang begins to look around, and look who's there?]
Toast: The Detriot Tigers?
Pule: Axel Foley?
Charity: Someone we better not know?
[It's Darrell Phelps from Toons Vs. Abyss)]
Pule: Darrell Phelps?!
(All groans)
Charity: (Darrell) That's Darrell Phelps to you, pal.
[Darrell Phelps: I'm glad that you came from Burbank to Detroit. Justin Timberlake: And who do you think you are?]
Charity: (Mo-Ron) Duh, I am Mo-Ron.
[Darrell Phelps: I am Darrell Phelps, and I graduated from high school.]
Charity: How? By bribing the teachers?
[Pepper: AH, HA, HA, HA, HA! It's you, can I have your autograph? Darrell Phelp: No way, I ain't somebody else.]
Pule: Oh sure, ruin the joke why don't ya?
[Froggo: So, we need your help o bad. Darrell Phelps: What is it?]
Toast: Well, it's to assist someone to save the world or such but that ain't important right now.
[Chit: Gene Burrows has returned with Forrester and Shelton. Darrell Phelps: Gene Burrows, he is the villain since he first appeared from Fan-fic awards.]
Charity: Actually he first appeared in that 24 Hours we saw a while back.
Pule: Geez, this story somehow made everyone's intelligent level go lower!
[Charity: How did you know? Darrell Phelps: Well, he reallyappeared from the special show.]
Charity: The Tom Green Show?
[Niftnat: Well, let's go.]
Toast: (Nftnat) Where the heck did I came from?
[Darrell Phelps: And we hope we don't drink 99 bottles of beer. All: All right. (Fade to Gene, Forrester, and Shelton are dressed up as Destiny's Child)]
Pule: It's a bunch of Dennis Rodmans!
Charity: Oh no!
[Kelly(Shelton's voice): Are you sure that your plan is going to work? Michelle(Forrester's vice): Do you think it will?]
Pule: Cost this movie extra?
[Beyonce(Gene's voice): Of course we will, we'll act like R & B]
Charity: Robots and b*****s.
[like real Destiny's Child. Michelle(Forrester's voice): Uh oh]
Toast: We're in trouble.
[here come the good guys! Beyonce(Gene's voice): Chill, now just act like these groups.]
Toast: And kiss girls.
[Kelly(Shelton): Yeah, I mean (Imitating Kelly Rowland) Yeah. Michelle(Imitating Michelle Williams): Let's hope they don't recognize these voices.]
Pule: Geez, even their parents can recognize them. They got the worse disguises ever.
[Beyonce(Imitating Beyonce Knowles): Right. (Cut to the good guys walking thru these streets)]
All: (singing) Singing do a daily dum daily do!
[Darrell Phelps: Do we think that we'll get Gene's revenge. BB: Why yes.]
Charity: (BB) Uh, who are you?
[Cinnamon: And someone's is spying on us.]
Charity: They spot us! Run!
[Charity: Who? (Then, the Destiny's Child begin to appear)]
Pule: Not Who, but someone worser.
[Father Time: Who are you?]
Toast: ("Beyonce") Uh, we're pirates.
[Michelle/Beyonce/Kelly: We are Destiny's Child.]
Charity: There are only three of them so it should be Destiny's Children.
[Justin Timberlake: Really. Beyonce: Can we have your autograph. Charity(To Pepper): Don't give them their autographs.]
Toast: Dude, asking's your job.
[Pepper: Nuts. Leon: How are the tourin so far. Kelly: Mind your own beeswack! Pule: Hey, I knew who voice was it? That ain't Mark Twain.]
Pule: Yeah, that woman isn't even wearing a drag!
[Kelly: Nah, I'm just Kelly Rowland. Miss Info: O.K. (Nervous) We'll be seeing ya. Beyonce: O.K. (They walked off and the groups unzipped their disguises as these villains)]
Pule: Not another Pepsi Twist!
All: (screaming)
[Forrester: Phew, that was a close one. Shelton: Yeah, it was.]
Toast: Really lame, dude.
[Gene: Don't worry fools, we'll meet again. (They laughed evilly) (We now see the heroes walking in the streets of Detroit) BB: Who was that?]
Charity: (shrugging) Must be the director.
[Justin Timberlake: Some lame groups of yours.]
Toast: Who? Sammy and the Dumb Riders?
[Charity: Don't mind them, Justin. Pepper: Yeah, they are a bunch of dweebs of yours.]
Charity: Coming out of Canada.
[Leon: You got that right. Justin Timberlake: Well anyway, let's go find Gene Burrows and whoop their butts.]
Pule: (Justin Timberlake) But first, let's go to the Detroit mall.
[Loud: That's a good idea, then we can show who's cool? Robert: O.K. We have a little bit of time to beat them. R6: Okie dokie.]
Charity: R6 is Ned Flanders on the Simpsons.
[(Fade to the villains as they have a plan) Forrester: Do we have a plan to attack the goody two shoes? Gene Burrows: Yes, indeed. We got a plan is to eat kryptonite bars.]
Pule: Then die and think up another dorky plan.
[Shelton: Oh joy!]
Toast: Dude, Justin didn't got this Shelton guy right. He isn't focused at all.
Pule: Tell me about it.
[Gene Burrows: Now let's spy on those good guys, shall we. Forrester: All righty.]
Charity: Jim Carrey.
[(Fade to the good guys) Charity: Well, do we think that we can't fall to their trap. Darrell Phelps: Nope, it's their trick.]
Toast: Let them fall into it.
[And besides, we can avoid Gene's plan. Toast: Rrrrrrrrrright. (They gazed at the candy bar that says, "Snickers")]
Pule: Well, if you insist.
All: (snickering)
[R6: Now what is that? Pokejedservo: That is Snickers candy. Niftnat: Hungry,]
Pule: Then get some food!
[why wait? Others: O.K. (Then they opened up the candy to see the krypnotite bars) Loud: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?! (Then Gene, Shelton, and Forrester came in)]
Charity: And the shame guard is there.
[Forrester: Why that's kryptonite candy bar of course. Charity(Gasps): You.]
Toast: You're the guy from the MST3K show, right?
[Gene Burrows: You guys remember us from 24 Days.]
All: Huh?
[BB: Oh my goodness, is it really you. Justin Timberlake: Wait, what kind of trick is this? Shelton: I suggest that you will eat the kryptonite bar. Froggo: Never.]
Toast: Dude, where's the guns if Gene and those other two uncool dudes are threatening us? Shouldn't they be used?
Charity: Take a guess who is directing this crap.
[Gene Burrows: Oh really. Niftnat: We ain't gonna try out some krytonite bars!]
Pule: You eat them!
[Chit: Good one, Niftnat. Gene Burrows: Fine, if you don't eat the bar,]
Charity: (Gene) I'll get soap.
[we'll play cards together.]
Charity: Not the Magic: The Gathering cards, I hope.
[Leon: You're on, goons! Shelton: We'll see about that! Gene: Never mind that, I guess it's time for the obstacle course.]
Pule: (Gene) With me as the obstacle.
[Darrell Phelps: Oh goodie. Shelton: Well, if you lose, you will eat the kryptonite bars?]
Toast: Uh, how can we eat them if they kill us?
[Father Time: Oh no, not that. Shelton: If you win, then Robert will drop 10-20 anvils on Loud Kiddington?]
Charity: (angrily) Is this a Loud bashing story all of the sudden?! What is this?!
Toast: They have stupid directors later than they do now.
[BB: And what about Jussonic? Gene: Duh, he's writing Superman fan-fics, can't you see.]
All: Shut up about the Superman fan-fictions!
[R6: Drat! Gene: Well, are we ready fomr some action guys? All: YES, GENE!]
All: No, GENE!
[Gene: Then let's get onto the obstacle course. (Then, instead of the obstacle course, somebody change their plans) Gene: Change of plans,]
Toast: (Gene) We'll killed Gallagher.
[we're getting ready to fight, swordfighting. All: Swordfighting.]
Pule: Swordfighting. Is giving a ball!
[Darrell Phelps: What the heck is that? Shelton: SWORDS, YOU IDIOTS!! Justin Timberlake: So, you're saying that we could fight with swords. R6: So, what could we do?]
Pule: Find a person smart enough not to be in this film.
[(The villains began to grab their swords)]
Toast: Dude, those swords like came out of thin air! They must be magicians.
Pule: Nah, they got those from the director.
[Forrester: Who is going to defeat us? Justin Timberlake/Darrell Phelps/Niftnat: We do.]
Charity: Oh please. Justin is an idiot from N'Sync, I don't give a crud who Darrell is, and besides Nftnat, those other two won't do crud.
[Father Time: Good luck. Gene/Forrester/Shelton: Bring it on!]
Toast: Dude, this is swordfighting, not cheerleading fighting.
[(And off they go, Justin, Darrell, and Niftnat are sword fighting against these villains, they snarled at them)]
Pule: Which is pretty lame.
[Niftnat: Do you villains give up? Gene Burrows: Never.]
[(And they were continuing at the fight with their swords, meanwhile, the others gazed upon them) Charity: Do you think the villains give up? R6: Yes, but if the good guys win, and Robert will drop anvils on Loud Kiddington.]
Charity: No, Al Gore! What's wrong with you people?!
[Father Time: How many? R6: 10.]
Toast: Sticks.
[(Just then, as the villains continuing the fight, they looked down at the river)]
Pule: Where did the river just came from?
Charity: Stupidville, I imagined.
[Shelton: Oh no. Niftnat: Oh yes. (And they screamed as they fell to the Detroit River) Darrell Phelps: Phew! That's that.]
Pule: Worse fight scene ever.
[Justin Timberlake: Yeah. Leon(To Robert): Now Robert,]
Charity: Write another South Park film.
[since we won, you can drop 10 anvils on Loud now. Robert: O.K.]
Toast: (Robert: I won't.
[Loud: Uh, Robert. (And the first anvil drops on Loud Kiddington) Loud(In pain): Ow! Miss Info: That's one.]
Toast: Oh come on! Miss Info wouldn't say that!
[(And the second anvil drops on Loud Kiddington) Charity/Pule/Chit: Ooooohhh.]
Pule: Wait, I meant booooooo!
[Froggo: That's two. (And the third anvil drops on Loud Kiddington, Loud moans) Toast: That's three.]
Charity: Little morons.
(Toast snickers)
[R6: Seven more, Robert.]
Charity: Then you can go home to Felicia.
[Loud: Wait a sec.]
All: You know you make me want to shout!
[(And the fourth anvil drops on Loud Kiddington, and he picks it up) R6: That's four. (And the fifth drops on Loud Kiddington as well) Lydia: That's five.]
Pule: Here's a wild suggestion. How about you run away, Loud?
[(And the sixth anvil drops on Loud Kiddington) Loud: Owie! Charity: That's six.]
Charity: You know, I woulda prevented Loud from getting hurt, you know.
[(And the seventh anvil drops on Loud Kiddington) Pule: That's seven. Loud: Seven anvils, please, no more.]
Toast: (Loud) I haven't have any medicine yet.
[Father Time: Quiet! (And the eighth anvil drops on Loud Kiddington) Niftnat: That's eight. Miss Info: Two more.]
Pule: (sarcastic) Then this movie is over? Yeah that's good.
[(And the ninth anvil drops on Loud Kiddington) Darrell Phelps: That's nine.]
Pule: Let's drop the tenth one on the director.
[(And the tenth anvil drops on Loud Kiddington) Justin Timberlake: That's ten. Bravo Robert.]
Toast: No, no. He got it reverse. It's Robert Bravo.
Pule: But then he would be related to those moron from Cartoon Network.
Toast: Oh, good point, dude.
[Robert: Thank you, guys.]
Charity: (Robert) For reading my stories.
[Chit: You're welcome. (Fade to the streets as the crew saying good-bye to Darrell, with Loud on crutches)]
Toast: Want me to hurt the director later on, Charity?
Charity: That would be nice.
[Father TIme: Well, I guess it's time]
Charity: For you to shut up and end this movie.
[to say good-bye to you. Darrell Phelps: You too, thanks for whacking these villains.]
Pule: We didn't do nothing but go to Bob Evans and Detriot and stuff.
[Miss Info: You too, good-bye. (And they took off back to Burbank) Darrell Phelps: Take care, Histerians. (Fade to Burbank lot as Justin Timberlake is heading back to Memphis)]
Charity: To be hurt by an angry mob.
[Justin Timberlake: Well, thank you guys for needing my help.]
Pule: No thanks.
[BB: You too.]
Toast: Dude, the band isn't in this movie.
[Justin Timberlake: Well, good-bye everybody. All: GOOD-BYE! (As he took off for home, The kids feel happy)]
Charity: No, we feeled terrible for even watching this.
[Froggo: We're sure that he's one hot dog.]
Toast: That we can cook on the grill.
[Father Time: Yeah, well join us next time on. All: HISTERIA!! Charity: Whatever happened to Jussonic?]
Pule: Staying away from this film.
[Robert: Good idea. (Fade to Smallville where Jussonic is catching his buss) Jussonic: Hello, anybody, I'm all alone in Smallville. (He cries)]
Pule: (JusSonic crying) I don't want to do Superman fan-fics anymore.
[THE END Cast list]
Charity: Okay, we got to feature out what is going on.
Toast: Truly, dudette.
[Gene Hackman: Gene Burrows]
Toast: Not appearing in this film.
[Edward Norton: Loud Kiddington]
Pule: Edward Norton? Wasn't he in "Red Dragon"?
Charity: Unfortunately yes.
[Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, Felicia Information]
Charity: Only I am important in Loud's life.
[Justin Timberlake: Himself]
Charity: AKA the loser.
[Trace Beaulieu: Dr. Clayton Forrester]
Pule: Died in Vietnam.
[Jim Cummings: Dr. William Shelton]
Toast: So who is this William Shelton dude, anyway?
Charity: Babsie didn't show up much in the film except at the beginning.
[Lance Henriksen: Froggo]
Toast: The really old dude.
[Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman]
Pule: Hey, what happened to Mr. Smartypants?
Toast: Musta dropped out of the film. Good for him.
[Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob]
Pule: Wrong now!
[Billy West: Chit Chatterson]
Toast: Dude, how many times was he in a story?
[John Goodman: Pule Houser]
Charity: Hey Pule, the guy from Roseanne is voicing you.
Pule: You mean I have to get fat and date an ugly woman?
[Frank Welker: Father Time, Leon Houser]
Toast: The really nutty professors.
[Cody Ruegger: BB Kiddington]
Charity: Could he...
(Another pause)
All: Nah!
[Nathan Ruegger: Toadster]
Pule: Not related to a toaster.
[Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke]
Charity: Currently sueing the director.
[Darrell Phelps: Himself]
Pule: Got arrested after the shooting of this film.
[Pokejedservo: Himself]
Toast: Dude, no author would be seen dead in this film, I would tell you that.
[R6: Himself Digi-Fan: Herself Robert: Himself Nftnat: Himself JusSonic: Himself]
Charity: These people will square off against Justin in a cage to the death!
Toast: Bet on the winner, not Justin.
Pule: This film is dedicated to the memory of "Crazy Butt" Johnny Moron.
Charity: And buckle your seat belt.
(All three got up and leave the theater. We go through the door sequence again and return to the main room.)
Charity: Man, was that movie dorky or what?
Pule: I say all of the above.
Toast: And this is the first time we saw a movie without Loud.
Charity: I hope he is okay.
Toast: Well, at least he doesn't have to see himself getting anvil by the guy who got you together with him.
Charity: Truer words were never spoken. (Pause) Wait, I thought it was...
(Another light flashes)
Pule: Hey, someone is leaving the planet!
Charity: Huh? Cambot, get us rocket another whatever.
(Cut to that rocket. We can see a huge van leaving the Earth's atmosphere. We go inside of it. Froggo and Stalin are inside while the director is at the driver's seat.)
Stalin: Oh, sorry to alarm you. We got to leave to find that loud brat friend of yours and bring him back. You three lived through that film, but the next one would end up. That is, once I find Loud.
Froggo: Got the search functions ready, Stalin.
Stalin: Good. Until then, have a good night. (laughs evilly)
The End
CREDITS
directed by: JUSSONIC
produced by: JUSSONIC
written by: JUSSONIC
board owned by: NORUNG
featuring
toast: TRESS MACNEILLE
charity bazaar: LARAINE NEWMAN
pule houser: FRANK WELKER
also featuring
tv's froggo: NATHAN RUEGGER
joseph stalin: MAURICE LAMARCHE
(Stinger: Gene, Shelton, and Forrester dressing as Destiny's Child, totally embarrassing.)
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This story is good. This is the first episode without Loud since he was floating naked out in space somewhere. He will returned, I promised you. See ya on the flip side.