(Fade into H! studio as the Histerians are decorating it. Cut to the authors as they are ordering around the workers.)
R6: Okay, keep that banner up, we need everything good and ready by the time our guests are here.
Robert: Well, we should let them use the stage and props we have left over from the last HNL.
JusSonic: Which by the way is great, though I don't approved Amanda Bynes's treatment.
Robert: Hey, is it my fault the Histerians are Hillary Duff fans?
JusSonic: Speaking of which, did you tell them that Amanda was around before Hillary even did so therefore Hillary was ripping off Amanda's act?
Robert: Did that.
Digi-Fan: And?
Robert: They don't give a hoot.
JusSonic: Whatever.
(The H! kids came in, some of them stream especially Charity.)
Charity: Ooh! I am so peeved!
Digi-Fan: What? Don't tell me you didn't get Hillary Duff's autograph.
Charity Bazaar: Actually I did. But that ain't it.
JusSonic: Let me guess. Because of that stupid story Justin did a while back.
Loud Kiddington: DARN TOOTIE! I MEAN HOW DARE HE THOUGHT OF BREAKING ME AND CHARITY UP AND PAIR ME UP WITH CHARITY?! THANK GOODNESS IT WAS ONLY A STORY OR YOU WOULDA LET HIM HAD IT.
Toast: Dude, we like told him to make the story better but he is all like "dude, it's my like story, I would do it the way I want to."
Aka Pella: And did you catch that part where I had to kiss Loud?! Good thing Froggo wasn't jealous or nothing.
Froggo: Especially this close to the big event.
Sammy Melman: (coming in) Yes indeed! Parents' Day is going to be a success. Your parents are going to enjoy themselves indeed.
Froggo: Well, that's what I was going to ask you, Sammy.
Sammy: Huh?
Froggo: My mom is going to come, but my dad couldn't make it. So...
Sammy: Yes, Froggo. You will have someone substitute to be your fatherly figure.
Cho-Cho: Uh oh. Let me guess who the substitute is.
Lucky Bob: Stalin now.
Pule Houser: My dad said he is going to bring uncle Leonardo along. Is that all right?
Sammy: Darn straight.
Susanna Susquahanna: My lover is so glad to see his dad just like I will be so glad to see my mom.
Robert: Speaking of loving, where is Felicia?
R6: And Lydia?
Sammy: They are helping out getting things ready for Parents' Day.
Pepper Mills: Yeah, to tell you the truth, this is going to be so coolie-cool.
Loud: Say, since Tom is my adoptive dad, does he...
Charity: Yes, he does count as your father.
Loud: Thank goodness.
Charity: I am glad you are going to celebrate this day, Loud. My parents are coming, I told them all about you.
Loud: YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT FAT GUY AGAIN?!
Charity: No, Loud. That fat guy was only playing my dad on the show, just like Molly Pitcher only playing Froggo's mom and Elmer Fudd playing your dad.
Loud: Thank goodness. So who are they?
Charity: Just wait and see.
(The MST3K cast came in carrying stuff.)
Mike Nelson: Glad to see you kids are all here. Whose to help with the stuff?
Toast: Whoa! Look at the time. Gotta, uh, do something.
Susanna: Yeah, and quickly.
(The H! kids left quickly as they came in.)
Mike: Was that a no?
Tom Servo: Let's face it, Mike. No kid like to do adult work nowadays.
Crow T. Robot: Yeah, like so bizarro.
Mike: Like your room?
Crow: Bite me, Mike!
Next, it's Parents Day! The H! kids' parents show up and more!
{Cut to the outside of the H! studio as Bill, Sammy, and the robots seem to be guarding the front door}
Sammy: Okay then, all the props and party favors are set, the kids are ready and we're ready to take the parent's 5 bucks for admission, so let's bring on the parents!
Bill: You're charging these people to see their own kids?
Sammy: Hey, they never showed up when we did the show or when every villain on the planet went after them, they should be paying us to make up for their neglect!
Tom Servo: Well, except for Tom Ruegger, he showed up and he's stuck around for a while, right Tom?
Sammy: Tom Ruegger, that glory hog who gets credit for making this show when I kept it together to- wait, why'd you say "Right, Tom?" again?
Crow: Look behind you and see.{Tom Ruegger is now standing outside the door}
Sammy: Ahh! Mr Ruegger, sir, I, um, you know we all love you and we don't want Loud to destroy our hearing for trashing you, so he doesn't need to know this, right?
Tom Ruegger: Only because today's a special occasion, otherwise you'd be dead meat. But you will be dead meat anyway if you ignore our security threat.
Crow: Bring it on, we can handle anything!
Tom: Including the possibilty that Stark Rotimid could show up since he's Loud's first dad?
Tom Servo: Except for that, anything you want!
Bill: Come on Mr Ruegger, Stark Rotimid would be stupid to show up here when he's still on the run, and he's not one of our stupid villains.
Tom: I guess you're right. Well, time to see my son.
Sammy: Not without 5 bucks you can't!
Tom: Oh Loud, guess what Sammy here said about me!
Sammy: I mean, why should money be important on this day of parents seeing their kids, go on!{Tom goes in}Well, from now on I'm keeping my insults about the other parents, including Froggo's mom, Toast's parents, Pepper's parents, Susanna's mom, Pule's dad and uncle, Aka's parents, Joe Stalin, Cho-Cho's mom, Crow and Tom's creator Joel Robinson, and Charity's parents to myself!
Crowd: What insults?!{Sammy looks up and sees that every single person he just mentioned has now shown up inside the studio}Wait till our kids hear about this!!
Sammy:{Sighs}Bill, I'm going inside to look at the money I have and not think about the money I just lost, you take over showing them in for me. I've never needed to be in a bathtub of money more in my life.{Walks inside to leave Bill and the robots to show the parents in}
Bill: Well, okay then. Come in parents and let us check who you are. I guess we'll go in the order Melman described you in, where's Froggo's mom?{Froggo's mom comes up to Bill}
Froggo's mom: Hello Mr less insulting man than my son's boss, is Froggo in there?
Tom: Well you can't have parents day without kids, so....I guess so.
Froggo's mom: Good! He'll be so happy to see me and the medicine I have for him so his scratchy voice doesn't hurt that bad! Here comes Mommy and her medicine, son!{Goes inside}
Bill: Toast's parents, you're next!{Toast's normal looking mom and his long haired dad. who's voiced by Dana Carvey. come forward}
Toast's dad: Whoh! Welcome to Toast's world, here's his parents, Mom and Dad! Party on, Mr Bill!
Bill: Um, party on Mr Toast, your son's waiting for you.
Toast's mom: Great, he'll be so happy to see us although he can be so, um, slackerish sometimes.
Toast's dad: Who cares, it's so exciting to see him I think I'm going hurl!
Toast's mom: Easy dear, take your Ritilan.{They walk inside}
Bill: Where's Pepper's parents?{A red haired adult woman runs up and hugs Bill, this is Pepper's mom of course}
Pepper's mom: Oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm finally meeting you! I love you on those late night Histeria Night Live specials, this is so awesome!
Pepper's dad:{Calmly}Easy dear, I don't think he's Will Ferrell.
Pepper's mom: He's isn't?!{Lets go}What a gip! You think there might be other famous people inside that aren't fakers?!
Pepper's dad:{Still calm}Other than our daughter, maybe.
Pepper's mom:{Screaming}All right, let's go in and start the party!{Runs in while the dad just walks in}
Crow: Okay, my turn to call someone. Susanna's mother and Pule's father and uncle, front and center.{Those three people come forward}
Susanna's mom:{With a lisp like Susanna}I'm Elizabeth Susquahanna here to see my daughter, Susanna Susquahanna on behalf of all the Susquahannas.
Tom: Well, that's why we invited you, I guess.
Pule's dad: And I'm Fred Houser, Pule's dad. And here with me today is his uncle Leonardo.
Leonardo Houser: Hey, what kind of grub do they serve here, are the food people here any better than us city folk?
Tom: Maybe you could come in and see for yourself.
Leonardo: I'll do that, come on Fred, let's go see the compition!{Elizabeth and the Housers walk in}
Crow: George and Lois Pella, move it on right here!{Aka's parents from "The Big Goodbye" come forward}
George Pella: Oh, where's our little girl, she does wanna see us even though we made her move away once, right?
Bill: Of course she does.
Lois Pella: I told you so George, she wouldn't be mad at us since that whole situation led her to get a cute looking boyfriend, so don't be a drag anymore!
George: Okay then, let's move it and see our happy daughter with the boyfriend.{They walk in}
Crow: Are we done yet, I got other things to do here than greet all these people we don't even know!
Voice: Well, there is one person you know that you might wanna say hi to.
Crow: Now who could that possibly....be?{Crow and Tom now look up to see Joel Robinson in front of them}Joel!! You came!!
Joel Robinson: Of course I came, I created you guys. I was neglectful enough to have you trapped on a ship with a movie bashing guy, but I'm not neglectful enough to miss this.
Tom: Oh forget that, the only scars we got from that were cuts to our skin and an insane love of bad movies everyone else is scared of, no harm done! Let's go in and catch up on old times!
Joel: Over the awful movie "Glitter" of course.
Crow: You brough "Glitter"? Wow, we'll be bashing that all day, you're the coolest!{The robots and Joel go inside}
Bill: Well, that leaves me to deal with only one more person. Mr Stalin, go right in with no questions asked.{Joseph Stalin steps up}
Stalin: You realize that my big buddy is the only reason I do not send my soldiers to purge you and the rest of the people who allowed me to be attacked by a dog the last time I came here!! You remember that?! Well the bite marks I got prove that it wasn't awesome!{Stomps inside the studio}
Bill: I could have sworn it was a little funny since he's evil and all. Well, I guess that's everyone.
Voice:{Male}Except for the parents of your most popular co-star, that is.{A man and woman step up}
Bill: Oh, you must be Charity's parents, I'm sure glad you made it without a hassle from her fan club.
Charity's mom: You mean we missed them? Oh darn, I wanted to meet the people who love our daughter as much as we do, that doesn't make me very happy at all.
Charity's dad: Calm down Julia, we're going in to meet lots of people that love her. And one person that seems to do that job well for the both of us.
Julia: What? Oh right, you mean that Loud boy, of course! You did bring the earplugs with us in case we need them, right?
Charity's dad: That was the first thing I remembered to do today, hopefully I won't need to use all of them.
Julia: I suppose we have to go in and see if that's true, don't we?{They walk in}
Bill: Okay, my job's done, Parents Day has offically begun!{Goes inside}
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Next, the kids and parents meet up as the day offically starts!
(Inside the studio, Robert and Felicia are walking to the area where the Parents Day celebration is going to be held.)
Robert: Boy, this is going to be exciting. I mean, me the Great Robert meeting the parents of our beloved Histerian kids.
Felicia Information: Actually, I think you met Tom and Pule's uncle Leonardo, and didn't you met up with Aka and Froggo's parents during that whole moving business?
Robert: Yeah, but BB claim to get the credit for that. Shame he isn't here to see them.
(They got to the room they were going to. The parents are there talking with their kids and the other parents. We go to one group made up of Pule, Fred Houser, Leonardo Houser, Susanna Susquahanna, and Elizabeth Susquahanna.)
Elizabeth: It is so nice to meet the father of the boy who is going out with my daughter.
Fred: Yeah, Pule is quite the man, isn't he? Going up and already he may gotten over his whining behavior.
Pule: (whining) Dad. You promised.
Fred: Sorry, Pule. You know I couldn't help joshing ya.
Susanna: So Mr. Pule's uncle, how is that business of yours in Philadelphia?
Leonardo: You may call me Leo. But to tell you the truth, it was great especially when they gave me some time off to attend this.
Fred: Yeah, way to say it, bro.
(Cut to another group made up of Toast, his parents, Pepper, and her parents.)
Pepper's mom: AH HA HA! So how are things here, sweetie?
Pepper: Pretty whack, except the people I keep meeting isn't the people I wanna meet at all.
Pepper's mom: Your telling me. I really don't like it when things like that happen. Totally uncoolie cool!
Pepper's dad: Okay, Lucille. Calm down.
Toast's dad: Yeah, like you need you take a chill pill.
Lucille Mills: Hey, I am like this when I drink too much caffeine. No need to go mental on me, Drew.
Drew Mills: Who said I ain't? Geez, and the only thing my daughter takes after me is my hair.
Toast's mom: Yeah, sometimes our kids get the strangest habits from a certain member of the family, you know?
Toast's dad: Hey, ask me and Toast did I like care?
Toast's mom: Not now.
Toast: Ah, come on, mom. Please?
Toast's mom: (sigh) Oh, all right. Do you and Toast care?
Toast/Toast's dad: No way! Wouldn't care less!
Drew: I knew that would happen.
(Cut to the group made up of Froggo, his mother, Aka, Stalin, and Aka's parents)
Froggo's mother: So basically Froggo has a little bit trouble coming home due to the adventures and his little girlfriend.
George: Hey, Aka happens to be my daughter, don't you forget that?
Froggo's mother: Do not worry. I did not. Besides, I have no reason to be mean. You two are partially the reason my son got together with your daughter.
Lois: Uh huh. We just move away from Burbank just like the Jeffersons did in the "All In The Family" show, but unlike them, George here didn't like his new job.
George: Yeah, and you remember the reasons, right Aka dear?
Aka: Yes, dad homie.
George: So when we got back, things got better. Of course, I still have to deal with a fat old sleezebag but hey, what else can I do?
Aka: Makes me glad I ain't mad at you two for what happened.
Lois: Glad to hear it, Aka.
Froggo: I am glad you are here to enjoy the celebration, Stalin.
Stalin: Hey, anything for my little buddy.
Lois: You know, you are glad you are dead. Otherwise I woulda killed you for what ya did to Aka during HNL 3.
Stalin: When will you people realized it was only a comedy sketch?! Things don't effected real life!
(Chit Chatterson appears back in his baliff suit from HNL 6.)
Chit Chatterson: (in goofy voice) Howdy mondy. You know what time it is? Time to meet with the Fetch.
Stalin: Then again.
(Stalin runs away just as Fetch appears on the screen.)
Fetch: Hey come back! I wasn't going to bite your nails! I wanna play catch!
Froggo: Shouldn't you play with Loud?
Fetch: Well, I would, but he is too busy talking to Charity, his dad, and her parents. Now to catch that cossack.
(Fetch runs follows by Chit. Aka's parents look puzzled. Cut to the MST3K cast, with Joel joining them.)
Joel: So Mike. Have you been taking care of my robot buddies since I help rescued you from the Forresters?
Mike: Oh yeah. Things were okay, except for the occasion villain encounters which gotten worse depending on Stalin's appearance here.
Tom Servo: Well, Mike, if Stalin causes trouble, just make fun of him.
Crow: Yeah! That would get him outta the way!
Mike: Good idea, guys.
Crow: Anyway, it's so good to see you again.
Joel: Yeah, it's boring without you guys around.
Tom Servo: Are you going to stay this time? Please, oh please, oh please!
Joel: Wait until the celebration is over. Then I'll see.
Mike: Hey, don't forget I am the second human lab thingie Forrester sent into space.
Crow: Hey, we didn't forget, you know. (Pause) Uh, who are you again?
Mike: Oy vey.
(Cut to Sammy with Father Time and World's Oldest Woman. Sammy looks pleased at the list of the events for Parents Day.)
Sammy: Oh boy. With these events, the food and stuff, how can we lose?
World's Oldest Woman: Well, you lose every event, in case you forgotten.
Father Time: Hey, this may be a first but it could be he doesn't want the parents to think he cheated.
WOW: You mean he didn't?!
(Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob appear. Cho-Cho is frowning.)
Cho-Cho: Excuse me, Sammy?
Sammy: What is it, Cho-Cho? I am busy.
Cho-Cho: Well, Lucky Bob and I wondering when my mom and his dad is going to show.
Lucky Bob: Yes now! Getting nervous now!
Father Time: They shoulda show up by now. Bill said they didn't show at the door.
Voice: Excuse me.
(The group turns to see a familiar face: Lynne Kowalski from Louis B. Richardson's life story. Sammy perks up at the sight of her.)
Sammy: Lynne! Baby! I knew you couldn't live without me since the divorce.
Lynne Kowalski: Shut up, Melman! I am not in the mood for your turn-ons today! Does this person belong to anyone?
(Lynne points to a person behind her. It is some sort of fat guy with brown hair, a big belly, short shorts that looks like they are about to rip, sandals, and a shirt saying "Ed McMahon Rules!")
Lynne: He meant bugging me in my office for hours asking "Where's my son now?" and saying stuff just like...
Lucky Bob: Dad now! Hiyo dad!
Lucky Bob's dad: Hiyo son! We are the walruses!
Lucky Bob: Absolutely.
Father Time: Well, why don't you two run off and spent some time together before we begin today's celebrations?
(Lucky Bob and his dad left.)
Lynne: Well, I gotta get back to work now.
Sammy: Say, Lynne? Are you sure you don't wanna take me back?
Lynne: For the last time, no! You are a bum, a cheapskate, and you wouldn't stop peeking in Lydia's dressing room!
Lydia: (V.O) What?!
(Lydia and R6 appears. Lydia looks upset.)
Lydia Karaoke: So that was you who was spying on me! R6 is so going to get you early!
R6: Yeah, so watch your back.
Lydia: In fact, let me hurt him now.
(R6 was strong enough to drag Lydia away before she can be able to attack Sammy. Sammy rolls his eyes.)
Sammy: Geez, that is the disadvantage of having Lynne for an ex-wife. Lynne, did you...
(Lynne is no longer around as she just left.)
Sammy: Nevermind.
(Then a Chinese business-like woman appears. She speaks like Mac Robinson's wife Quon Li on Night Court. The voice is Denice Kumagai)
Woman: Excuse me? Is this where the parents' day is at?
(Cho-Cho runs up to her.)
Cho-Cho: Hi mom!
Cho-Cho's mom: Sorry I was late. Your dad got one of those traditions Chinese things he had to do and I have trouble leaving. Did the celebrations start yet?
JusSonic: (V.O.) No, but if you hum a few bars, I will fake it.
Pikachu: (V.O.) Pika, pika.
Cho-Cho's mom: I worry if it's not too late to leave.
Cho-Cho: Mom.
Cho-Cho's mom: Just kidding.
(Now to the final group. Charity is introducing Loud to her parents.)
Charity: Mom, dad, this is my love who kept me happy since the year 2000, Loud Kiddington.
(Charity's dad hold out his hand.)
Charity's dad: Hiya, Loud. I am Charles Bazaar and this is my wife Julia.
(Loud shakes both the parents' hands then lets go.)
Julia: Charity told us so much about you. You are definitely the right guy for our little girl. She is so growing up to be a fine lady.
Charity: Mom, don't. I am not happy.
Charles: So where's your dad, Loud?
(Tom appears.)
Tom: Right here. I am Tom Ruegger, Loud's foster father.
Charles: (surprised) No kidding??? You mean the same producer who got our daughter on the show Histeria to begin with???
Tom: Yep. You should be glad to see your daughter on rare occasions.
Julia: Oh, on the contrary. Sometimes Charity visits us, though she doesn't bring her cute little man with her.
Charity: (joking) Don't try it. He's mine.
Tom: Let's just hope we don't get attack, but who am I kidding?
Loud: Why did you say that, dad? Oh wait, it's because of the villains who always show up, right?
Tom: That and something else. But no matter. It's almost time to begin the activities.
Charity: What first?
Tom: First is food, then games, then something I had to read the schedule for.
Loud: THIS PARENTS DAY IS GOING TO BE GREAT. WHAT COULD...
Charity: Loud, you know better than to say that.
Loud: Oops, how embarrassing.
(Cut to somewhere on the WB lot. Someone is looking at the Histeria! studio from in the foreground. We can't tell who it is because of his trench coat. He then turns to leave. Cut back inside the studio as Miss Information calls for everyone's attention.)
Miss Information: Attention, y'all. Attention.
(Everyone stops talking and looks to the speaker.)
I had nothing in mind for this part so I'll just set up some activities and let JusSonic deal with it.
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Miss Info: We'll begin with the group activites in which the couples of Histeria and their parents face off with each other in a series of events!
Smartypants: The first match will be Loud, Charity, and their parents vs Froggo, Aka, and their parents. Then it's Toast, Pepper, and their parents vs Cho-Cho, Lucky Bob, and their parents, followed by Pule, Susanna and their parents vs the robots and Joel Robinson.
Miss Info: All groups get together to warm up and then we'll offically get started!
{The groups of couples and parents get together as outside the studio, the shadow figure from before is spying on them}
Voice: So, have fun and games without me, will he? And with that girl at that. Well that'll have to be fixed in a matter of moments, and fixed it certainly will.
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Sorry this was so short JusSonic, but I really had nothing else thought up and you would agree that I took long enough to update. You can try to take it from here.
(Inside, the activites and time went by as if we are in a montage of norrmal fun stuff sequence. Toast and his dad patricipated in a egg tossing race, but loss when Toast threw too high and it hit his dad on the head straight on. Another event was pin the tail on the donkey and Charles is the one being blind-folded...but he accidentally pin Stalin on the bum. Upon realizing his mistake, Charles nearly got away from an angry Russian dictator. In a swimming pool, everyone was swimming but quickly swan out fast when they see that sharks are in there...until we saw that it was none other than Crow, Joel, and Tom Servo playing a prank on them. To make this short, we cut to later as everyone is in the green room, eating what is on the table that is in there.)
Mike: (giggling) That is one heck of a joke you just pulled, you guys.
Crow: Hey thanks. Joel helps us make it better.
Mike: Uh, I am as better as Joel, don't you forget that.
Joel: Oh relax, Mike. They are just happy to see me.
Tom Servo: Darn tootin. Heck, things weren't the same once Joel escaped.
Joel: Uh, things never were the same, Tom.
Tom Servo: Which one? Me or Loud's dad?
Joel: You!
Tom Servo: Good, because I think I may have put his name on my tax forms.
Crow: You don't do taxes!
Tom Servo: Good thing I just did, huh?
(We now go to Loud, Tom, Charity, and her parents.)
Tom: So, Mr. Bazaar...
Charles: Please call me Charles.
Tom: All right, Charles. What is your occupation?
Charles: Oh, I'm retired now. My wife is currently working as the Salvation Army place.
Julia: It's a good place to help those in need.
Loud: What is your dad's former job, Charity?
Charity: I don't know. I never ask.
Charles: Then let me feel free to say. I used to be a scientst person at science organizations.
Loud: You work at science organizations?
Charles: Yep. Before Charity was born, I used to work at the science organization in Washington D.C. Besides, Charity's birth, it was one of the best moments in my life.
Tom: But you didn't stay there for long, right?
Charles: Yep. Sometimes after Charity's birth, I got a job offer at the science organization in Baltimore. Just I wanted something new for my family, I accepted.
Loud: (nervous for some reason) Uh, Baltimore science organization?
Charles: Yes. Uh, something bothering you?
Loud: No, no reason. Go on.
Charity: So dad, what did you do there?
Charles: Oh, I was one of the head guys in the Baltimore science organization. We sorta got the high power in the place. My family and I stay there for a few years or months. I don't remembered. Of course, my time at that place is up when because of my popularity I got a job offer at Burbank. I accepted and none too soon.
Julia: Why is that?
Charles: Well, we have to get rid of someone before I left, me and the other three heads. This guy was a nut, trying to play god. My colleagues and I were glad to get rid of him. Frankily, no one deserves to play god.
Tom: Who is he?
Charles: I think his name was...
(We can hear the doorbell ring interrupting him.)
WOW: Are we expecting anyone?
Pikachu: Pika, pika?
Loud: I will go get it.
Tom: I will go along with ya.
(The two left the room and head for the entrance of the studio.)
Tom: Geez, I wondered who it could be that interrupts us.
Loud: Well, first sign of trouble, I am going to scream my lungs out, okay?
Tom: Maybe it wouldn't be trouble. Maybe it's a post man, or a pizza boy, or a... (Tom opens the door and stops talking. He spoke up again) Then again, you can go ahead and yell, Loud.
Loud: YOU!!!!
Voice: Well, it took you one second to realized who I am. I am either a little impressed or a little sad.
(We now see who is at the door. It is none other than Loud's first dad, H! foe, and who is voiced by Anthony Hopkins...)
Tom: Stark Rotimid! What are you doing here???
Stark Rotimid: Why, whatever do you mean?
Loud: SO, YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY TO ATTACK US! WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO WON'T MAKE ME GO CRAZY, SO FORGET IT.
Stark: Who said anything about driving you crazy this time?
Tom: Also, aren't you on the run? You are risking your freedom by coming here.
Stark: Oh, on the contrary, I am not here to kill you at all.
Loud: OH REALLY?
Stark: I heard you people are having Parents Day, and since I am Loud's first dad, I couldn't resisted making an appearance.
Loud: OR CAUSING MAYHEM, YOU MEAN. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO REALLY?
Charity: (VO) Who is up to what, Loud?
(Charity came in and looks shocked when she sees Stark. She became angry.)
Charity: You!
(Charity charges at Stark but Stark merely hold her back. Charity tries to attack him, but is unable to get to him.)
Charity: You monster! You nearly made kill the boy I love! You made a fatal mistake of even coming here!
Stark: Mr. Ruegger, please hold the girl back.
Tom: Actually, I think I see no reason of doing so considering your record.
Stark: Listen, if she does attack me, I will not try to fight back.
Loud: (sarcastic) Yeah, many people never fought back.
Stark: Loud, Loud, Loud. Or shall I call you...Will?
Loud: (angrily) YOU WILL NOT CALL ME THAT! WILL DIED WHEN YOU ABUSE HIM TOO MUCH.
Stark: I do not care. To me, you are always my son Will. Now then, shall I continued?
(Tom then take Charity away from Stark.)
Charity: Stark, what are you doing?!
Tom: Let's hear Stark out first. Then you can killed him.
Charity: (giving in) Fine.
Stark: Now then. As you know, you and your friends has been in so many fight to the deaths, you wanted a break from all that.
Loud: Well, yes. This Parents Day seem like a good idea to do so.
Stark: And so is my appearance. For once, I am not going to kill you. For once, I am going to do what a real father should. Have fun with their children.
Charity: (suspicious) Oh? How should I know you wouldn't try to kill us?
Stark: Tell you what. I will join in the fun. If I so ever try to kill even one person, then I will allow you to captured me and send to prison. How does that sound?
Loud: I don't trust you, Stark. You are like another Gene, who say anything to get your way.
Stark: But Gene is dead, his memory is still in prison, and I am nowhere near the things he did. You of all people should know that.
Loud: (Pause) I hate to say this, but I think we should let him stay.
Charity: What?!
Loud: We need a break from the battles. Besides, (whispered to Tom and Charity) if we're lucky, my first dad will get enough rope to hang himself.
Tom: (whispered back) Okay then. (to Stark) It's agreed. We will let you stay until the festivies is over. After that, you are to leave and not show up unless you want to fight us. Until then, you and I will share the fun with Loud.
Stark: Why thank you.
(Cut back to the meeting room. Charles in nowhere in sight.)
JusSonic: I wondered what the yelling is all about.
Robert: Beats me, but if I know things like this, something is going to happened.
Felicia: Here? On a special day? Don't be ridiculous, Robby.
Robert: (annoyed) Please don't call me Robby. And besides, things can happened on special days. Remember last Christmas?
R6: Tell me about it.
Cho-Cho's mom: Say, did anyone know where Charles is?
Julia: He went to the bathroom. The jerky can make him go fast.
Father Time: Geez, and I thought Charity was friends with the toilet.
Stalin: Watch with the sickness, old man! I may be a dictator and played a parody of Frank N Furter, but even I of all people know better!
(Tom, Loud, and Charity came back in. Stark didn't enter yet.)
Tom: Sorry for the hold-up. It looks like we got another visitor.
Leonardo: Well, tell us already so I can get back to my pie.
Lucky Bob's dad: Yes now!
Loud: Sigh Fine, but you guys are going to regret it. Come in, first dad.
Others but Charity and Tom: First dad?!
(Stark came in to the gasps of everyone else.)
Stark: Hello, Histerians.
Aka: What is Starkie boy doing here?! Why did you guys let that monster in after all he did to us?!
George: I haven't met him yet, but I heard on the radio that he was Loud's real dad and he done something to him fathers shouldn't do to their children.
Lois: Darn straight, George.
Digi-Fan: Did Stark used his drugs to control you guys?! If so, give us a chance to fight back!
Tom: People, people! First off, I assured you that this time Stark isn't here to kill us.
Toast: Dude, say what?!
Charity: Yes, while I don't like it, Stark said he wants to have fun with Loud for once rather than killing him.
Susanna: I don't believe you! Are you being going again?!
Stark: Look, if you people want, you can search me. But I assured you that my mind control drugs are nowhere on me.
Smartypants: I had something better.
(Smartypants got something out of his pants. It is some sort of lying detector.)
Lydia: Oy. How many stuff can one fit in there?
Drew: I rather not know.
Smartypants: Now then, are you here to kill us?
Stark: No.
(The lying detector didn't respond. Therefore, Stark wasn't lying.)
Smartypants: Okay, did you drug them?
Stark: No.
(Same effect)
Smartypants: And finally...did you have something like Gene that prevented my machine from finding out that you are really lying?
Stark: Again no.
(Same effect. Smartypants looks surprised and puts the machine back in his pants.)
Smartypants: He's telling the truth.
Loud: Look guys. We will keep an eye on him so we can catch him if he does cause trouble.
Mike: Well, okay. (Got up) I will find Mr. Rotimid another seat.
Charity: Mom, where's dad?
Charles: (VO) Coming!
(Charles came in, not noticing Stark at first.)
Charles) Sorry for the delay. That jerky really hit me hard.
Lucille: You mean it did??? Drew, make sure I don't try that stuff.
Drew: Yes sir.
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
Tom: Uh, Mr. Bazaar? We like you to meet...
Stark: Did you say Mr. Bazaar?!
Charles: That voice sounds familiar.
(Charles turns and sees Stark. He got angry.)
Charles: You!
Stark: You.
Charles: What are you doing here?! It was bad enough that your ideas of making universes was stupid, but now you of all people had to show up!
Stark: (sarcastic) Oh, that's funny. That is someone who forgot to call me asking for forgiveness.
Charles: Ha! If I recall, I told you I never wanted to see your stupid face again!!!!!
Toast's dad: Uh, do you two know each other?
Toast's mom: If they haven't, this wouldn't haven't, dear.
Charles: (continuing) And further on, in case you bought it up, me and three other colleagues had the right to get rid of you because that idea I mentioned was playing god!!!!
Stark: I am a god!!!! It's you and those fools who don't understand that what I am doing is the right thing!
Charles: Right for destroying all we know you mean!
Charity: Dad, what's going on?
Loud: YEAH, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT, DAD...I MEAN STARK?
Charles: What did he call you dad, Stark? Were you his real dad?! If so, he shoulda disowned you when he had the chance!
Stark: He did disowned me, you stupid twit!!!!
Froggo: Can any of us jumped in by asking what the heck is going on?!
Stark: Oh, you want to know, do you? In fact, what Charles did is of course the reason I never wanted that stupid blond brat near my son Will!
Julia: Will?
Tom: You all call him Loud, of course.
Loud: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Stark: You want to know why I hated Charity, do you? Because her dad was the reason I got fired from the Baltimore Science Organization!!!!
Next, secrets revealed as Stark and Charles want to go at each other's throats. Will this split up Loud and Charity? I hope not!
Charity: What? You mean my dad and my love's evil first dad used to work together?
Charles:{Sighs}Yes, it's sad but true. He was one of our most talented members until he went completly insane.
Stark: Well if being insane means being smart enough to make universes for us to live when this one explodes, then I'm proud to be insane. You never even gave me a chance to prove myself, you just immediatly dismissed my plans as crazy.
Charles: We all did that, remember that day?
{Fade to years earlier in Baltimore, and then we go to the Baltimore Science Organization headquarters as Charles and three of his colleagues, two men and a woman, walk through the halls filled with, um, scientists}
Charles: Well gentlemen, it appears our annuel quartly review has gone without any problems at all. Everyone working for us is in tip top shape and creating all kinds of useful gadgets.
Man: Yes sir, Mr Bazaar. I know you're not happy about your new daughter being depressed all the time, but with all this stuff we've got ready to change the world, I don't think she'll have a reason to be. Depressed that is, since we're gonna change the world and all.
Man 2: And in reasonable ways too, unlike that crazy idea Mr Rotimid had. Can you believe he suggested that we create another universe as a backup to this one, how nuts is that?
Woman: Nuts enough for us to tell him not to continue research on it, that's for sure.
Charles: Yes, but I think he got the point when we told him to give it up, he's too smart to not see why the idea makes no sense eventually. And he did seem happy enough when we checked up on him, so-
{Just then there is a huge explosion that shakes the building and makes everyone fall down}
Charles: What was that?! Is everyone okay?!
Man: We're fine, but I don't know about whoever was near whatever that thing was!
Charles:{Gets up}I think it came from one of the labs down the hall, I'll check it out while you see if everyone's okay!
{Charles runs down the hall and soon sees that one area of the building is full of debris and stuff. He then goes inside that area to see a shooken up Stark in the middle of a nearly completly destroyed lab}
Charles: Stark?! What happened?!
Stark: I was so close. A few more alterations to my formula and the new universe would have been completed!! Now I'm back to square one and I have to start all over again, the things I have to put up with to make a new universe for us to live in!
Charles:{Calm}Build a new universe for us to live in, eh? Even though we told you to stop research on it and you went against our orders anyway and almost KILLED YOURSELF AND OTHER PEOPLE AROUND HERE?!!
Stark: Will you calm down with that utterly annoying yelling, it's completly irritating and I can't stand it. Not after a failure like this.
Charles: You lied to us, you said you'd quit researching this insane idea! Now you both lied and almost put people in danger with that explosion of yours! If anyone was actually hurt I'll...
Stark: That's the whole point, someday we will all be hurt and dead, and someday before that this universe will be! And then where will we go after that, huh?! Where can we make a new home without any other universes to go to, you tell me!
Charles: I told you before, we cannot play God by creating other universes, it's just plain wrong.
Stark: Well maybe the God in this one just isn't good enough if he's gonna let this place go to pieces someday, and I'm not taking the chance that he'll do it before my boy Will grows up! And you shouldn't chance it either with that depressed daughter of yours, you want her to burn in agony while being too sad to even scream tears of pain and death, do you?!
Charles:{Calm again}Stark, you betrayed our trust, destroyed property, and broke every law a scientist stands for by trying to play God. But for all that, a mere insult of my daughter was the final deciding straw in this. Once I find my other three colleagues that run this place with me, I'm going to recommend that you be fired from the organization forever. And I'm sure it will be a unanamous vote in favor of your firing.
Stark: No. No please, you can't do that, without a job I can't provide for Clarice and Will! I beg you not to take this away from me, this is all I know!{Charles starts to walk away}Don't you turn your back on me, you pompous arrogant fool! You can't even raise a little brat girl to be happy, so why should you get to decide my sanity?! Playing God?! I am God!! And you're an ignorant b***ard with no future, a life doomed to end in death like everyone elses, and a family that's just plan no good! Who are you to judge me?!!
Charles:{Turns around and grabs Stark, looking ready to strangle him}I'm the guy who says that if I ever see you or see you here again, I'll have you arrested, God. In short, I never want to see your stupid face again. Now pack what's left of your things and get out in 5 minutes.{Walks off}
Stark: Oh yeah?! Well....well...I never want to see you near me again and I never want anyone related to you, especially that sadsack loser daughter of yours, to come near my son or anyone in my family ever!! You'll regret this, do you hear me, YOU'LL REGRET THIS!!!
{Fade back to the present as the flashback ends}
Robert: Another case of a scientist going crazy because he got fired, that's hardly original and I would know.
Julia: Well it was for the good of everyone, at least from what my husband told me and from what I read in the papers about Stark creating a universe and abusing Loud.
Stark: It's Will, I named him first and who are you to question me?! Besides, it's your husband's fault I did that, because I was all alone after he fired me I got drunk and hit Will, that never would have happened if he didn't do what he did to me! It's his fault I hit my son!
Charity: And I suppose Dad's to blame for you trying to kill him and us twice after that, is that it?
Stark: I would not advise you to speak again, you should save your breath while you can. You'll need it to say goodbye to my son for good. I came here to act as a father and I plan to do just that, because now that I remembered a promise I made all those years ago, I can finally enforce it.
Tom: What's that supposed to mean?
Stark: It means, fake dad, thatI want Will away from that depressed spawn of that....that man Charles, I want him away from her for good!
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Next, the feud continues.
JusSonic: Hold on! You can't take Loud away from Charity! I won't allow it!
Stark: And why not? He's my son and I will do whatever I want that is good for him.
Tom Servo: You mean beating him up and trying to kill him you mean!
Stark: That isn't my fault! That fool Charles drove me to do it!
Charles: Don't you dare accused me of stuff that is practically your fault!
Miss Info: And you say you are doing what is good for your son?! You don't care about him at all! You just beat him, turn his friend Ray evil, rule an universe with an iron fist though I don't know how you could have an iron fist, harm the innocent, and worse yet, you turned Charity evil just to get Loud!
Charles: Did you say he turned my daughter evil?!
Stark: Yes and I have the right to do it.
Charles: No you don’t! No one, and I mean no one, turns my daughter, one me and Julia raised since she was born, evil and gets away with it!
Stark: Butt let's face it. I used her to get my son to me, so therefore you should do the same thing as I am and keep your daughter from him!
Charles: If he was still sticking with you, I would. But since he doesn't, I won't!
Tom: That's telling him and here's something else. I raised him right when you didn't. Where were you during holidays?! If you were his real father, you woulda got some help for your behavior and go look for him. Instead, you became a god for your universe and did the things Miss Info mentioned!
Stark: At least I came for my son!
Charity: Not until recently! If you woulda done it in the past and in a sane way, we woulda allowed you to have him, but you didn't and Loud instead found a good life with me and his true family.
Stark: What family? All you got is a bunch of dumb kids, a kid with a bad voice, a "homey girl", some less unknown kids, and a bunch of idiotic adults!
Sammy: Hey, I can still call in security, you know!
Stalin: How dare you say that way about my little buddy! You will be purged for this!
Froggo’s mother: I’m with you. I am angry about what he said about my son as you are!
Joel: Charity is right. We are his family. Heck, Tom and Crow considered me their dad since I built them.
Mike: What about me?
Crow: You are more like a deadbeat foster dad.
Mike: Thank…hey!
Felicia: And while I wasn’t around at first, we help him when he needed it, not like you, you crazy evil man!
Miss Info: Looks like hanging around me pay off.
Felicia: Thanks, sis.
Loud: And one more thing. I LOVED CHARITY TOO MUCH AND YOU AREN’T GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM HER!
Charity: You got that right, love.
(Charity kisses Loud to the delight of her friends and to the anger of Stark.)
Stark: All right, that’s it. I am taking my son back by myself.
(Charity, however, got in Stark’s way.)
Charity: You will have to get by me if you want me, you evil man.
Stark: Get out of my way sadsack loser daughter of…
Charles: Don’t insult my daughter, Stark! I may be old, but I can show you a thing or two!
Stark: If you kill me instead of fired me in the first place, this wouldn’t happen. But it did because you are much of a coward!
Charles: That’s it!
(Charles tackles Stark and a fight pursues. Stark knocks Charles off and grabs a chair and hits him with it. Charles shook the pain off and kicks Stark down.)
Loud: GET HIM, MR. BAZAAR! SHOW HIM A THING OR TWO!
Stark: Watch it, boy! I can still go crazy and go after you, you know!
Pule’s dad: So much for being a father.
Leonardo: You got that right.
Julia: Stop it!!!!
(The two feuding fathers stop fighting and look at the angry mother.)
Julia: This is Parents Day, a day where parents supposed to get along and instead you went and made a mockery of it.
Chit: Boy, I coulda told them that.
Fetch: You are too busy enacting your bailiff role.
Chit: That coulda done something.
Charity: Yes and besides Stark, you say you were here not to cause trouble for once. Do you want the police to find you early?
Stark: Well, no, but…
WOW: But nothing pal! How about you two save this for later?
Elizabeth: I am going to agree. I for one want this thing to go on without any fighting for once.
Digi-Fan: Kinda like your complaint last year, huh Robert?
Robert: Well maybe…
Stark: Okay fine. (The two got up, but Stark gave Charles a firm look) But don’t think this is over.
Charles: Not by a long shot, Stark.
Father Time: Well, uh, if we are all done with this, let’s get back to the eating.
(Mike puts a vacant chair next to Loud’s. Stark took it. Loud, Charity, Tom, and Charles went back to their chairs.)
Stark: Well, let’s see what good.
(Smartypants managed to whip out a cake.)
Stark: Ah, cake. Lovely.
Charles: (mumbling) And I hope you choke on it, you freak.
Stark: Silence, you fool!
Toast: Dude, something tells me this is going to get like ugly.
{A while later, the gang is trying to talk and have fun like before, but of course there's a lot more uneasiness now}
Mike: So, um, seen any good movies lately?
Pepper: Ooh, me and Toast rented Red Dragon for the 5'th time yesterday, it's still scary by the way!
Charles:{Coming over}I heard it was totally stupid and it ruined the Hannibal Lecter franchise.
Stark:{Walking by}Well that just shows what you know about good movies, doesn't it?
Toast's dad: Stark, what'd we say about cutting down on the negative cutups, dude?
Stark: What, I'm just stating my opinion even though less qualified movie critics think it's wrong, that's all.{Walks off}
Charles: Less qualified, I oughta-
Julia: You oughta, but you'd rather not ruin the fun, right?
Charles: Sure, whatever.
Loud: Gee Mr Bazaar, I guess my first dad isn't making it easier for us to have actual fun.
Charity: Isn't there anything we can come up with that'll distract us from this renewed rivalry?
Charles: It's not a rivalry honey, we hate each other more than that so it would be called a hatred, there's a difference.
Tom: Whatever it is, there's gotta be something that'll put that on the sidelines for a while!
Lydia: But we already did all the activities and obviously a compitition between them wouldn't help at all. What else is there?
Smartypants: Hmm, I've faced bigger challenges, but maybe there might be a few things.....
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Next, Smartypants thinks of a few ways for the gang to have fun despite Stark and Charles's hatred getting in the way.
(Cut to outside the studio as the Histerians and their families (especially Stark) got paper and a pencil. The people who aren't in the activities especially Mr. Smartypants is right in front of them.)
Smartypants: Uh, okay. Time to put your searching ability to the test as we get ready for our scavenger hunt.
Joel: You mean we are going to hunt Jerry Lewis?!
Mike: I hope so.
Robert: Actually it is like this. On the list we gave you, we want you find 24 items that can be found all over the lot. The first family to find their 24 items first wins this game.
Fetch: Makes me glad my family ain't with me. Dogs can hardly hold anything.
Father Time: But anyone caught fighting, especially Stark and Charles, will be disqualified. We are watching you two.
(Stark and Charles don't say anything as they gave a death glare to each other.)
Sammy: The prize is a surprise so we can't tell you all yet. Now you may begin.
Aka: Come on, mom and dad! We gotta get ahead of everyone else!
George: I am doing it!
Lucky Bob's dad: Come on, son!
Lucky Bob: Yes now, dad!
Lucille: Oh boy! This is better than a Dean Martin album! (laughing maniacally)
Pepper: Totally coolie-cool!
Drew: Oh boy...
Leonardo: Let's finish this and hopefully we get done before dinner.
Fred: You are always like that, Leo.
Leonardo: Are not, bro!
(As the families left, Loud, Tom, Stark, Charity, and her parents are the only ones still arounds.)
Julia: Let's go, Charles.
Charles: But I don't like the fact that Stark may try something.
Tom: Do not worry. We will keep an eye on him.
Loud: Charity, be careful in case...you know.
Charity: I know, Loud, I know.
(Charity and her parents left to find their stuff.)
Stark: Well, shall we go and beat that no one rat and that stupid girl of his?
Loud: STARK, IF YOU INSULT MY LOVE ONCE MORE...
Tom: Calm down, Loud. Let's try not to fight for once.
{Cut to one part of the lot as Joel and his robots are looking around}
Joel: Okay, we'll start by searching for the smaller things on our lists, like a hammer and oil and tools and stuff.
Tom Servo: We start with finding oil, let's end that debate right now.
Crow: It would be kind of refreshing to have someone who's not exactly human to win something, of course if that non human was Stalin or some other freak then it probably wouldn't be as good.{The group laughs until they see Stalin coming right at them, followed by Froggo and his mom}
Stalin: You dare to call one of the greatest and most murdering dictators of all time sub human?!!
Froggo: Um, big buddy, he didn't exactly say the words sub human, so can we get back to the game?
Stalin: No, they must pay for their insolence, a nice trip to the freezing plains of Siberia should do it!!
Froggo's mom: You can't do that, what kind of big buddy are you?! I don't see why they'd let someone with such a hot temper be the big buddy of my son, or any little kid for that matter.
Stalin: Hmm, sounds like you want to see cold weather pretty soon.
Crow: Okay, you're busy starting to kill each other, we'll go now.
Stalin: Oh no you don't, no one goes anywhere till someone I hate gets purged, and I need my big buddy here to help me with that!
Froggo:{Sighs}Well, the other groups should be thanking you for letting them get way ahead of us then.
{Cut to another part of the lot where the Toast family is, and it appears that Toast and his dad are too busy banging two pairs of dumbsticks on a wall to search for anything}
Toast's dad: Oh yeah, get down to that wall sound, righteous!
Toast: You said it, this is way more fun than searching for other boring stuff, huh Mom?
Toast's mom: Yeah sure, whatever you guys say.{Pepper's family then comes by and Lucille notices all the jamming}
Lucille: All right, finally some real fun around here!! Let's get down to the beat, AH HA HA!!{Starts dancing}
Pepper: Wait for me Mom, don't get down without me!!{Now the two Mills girls start dancing around as Toast and his dad continue to jam with their drumsticks, leaving Drew and Toast's mom to watch them all}
Toast's mom: Is this just another normal day for you too?
Drew: Don't get me started, and hopefully they'll be done so I don't get a chance to.
Toast's dad: Oh yeah, we're having lots more fun than those boring people actually looking for stuff, party on!!
{Cut to yet another part of the lot as Cho-Cho and her mom are talking to Aka's family}
George: So, um, just so we know where we stand, how may items you got so far?
Cho-Cho's mom:{Holding up a bag}5 so far mister, what about you?
Cho-Cho: Yes Aka, do you have as much as us or far less?
Aka: Um, well, of course we don't have a lot less, right guys?
Lois: I thought we didn't have anything at all, cause I know I don't have any items with me and I didn't see you two with any either.
George: Thanks a lot, honey.{Pause}Hmm, you guys have so much and we have so little, so-
Cho-Cho: You want us to either help you get stuff or sell us some of ours? That's cheating, but I admire your business sense. Talk to us for some great deals after the hunt.
Cho-Cho's mom: Yes, he does sound like a good customer, but we'll discuss that after getting more items, see you later!{They walk off}
Lois: Now see, that's what you get for asking about what the competition has and trying to make a deal with them.
George:{Grudgingly}Yes Lois.
Aka: Come on Mom and Dad, we ain't gonna let 'em win that easily, we can't let anything distract us!
Stalin:{V.O}Froggo, help me purge these insulting idiots or be purged at once!
Aka: Oh heck no, he didn't just say that to my guy!{Runs off}
George:{Sighs}We're leaving early so that other kid and her mom can't brag too much about beating our butts.
Lois: Sure dear, whatever you say.
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I know I didn't cover a lot of the other parents and kids, but that was all that I could think up and I didn't want to get frustrated because I couldn't think of anything to write, frustration tends to get me less passionate about figuring out what to write. You can try to handle the other parents and the rivalring ones from here.
(Cut to even yet another part of the lot as Pule's family is with Susanna's family)
Elizabeth: So how goes your hunt?
Fred: Pretty fine. We found a wrench, a lead pipe, a gun, a knife, a rope, and a candlestick.
Leonardo: If I didn't know any better, I say those can be used as weapons.
Fred: Ahh, don't mind my bro. He watches too much of Clue.
Pule: I hope we win this game and prove how good we are. Not that I am being a bad winner, Susanna.
Susanna: No worry, love. I wouldn't worry. There may be some who may not have found anything yet.
Elizabeth: Like whom?
Lucky Bob: (VO) Are you a chicken?
(The two groups see Lucky Bob and his dad bothering Lynne)
Lynne: For the last time, no!
Lucky Bob's dad: (stern) Tell truth. Are you a chicken in disguise now?!
(Lucky Bob's dad tries to pull off Lynne's "disguise" but nothing doing. Lynne backs off from the two.)
Lynne: Go away! Did Sammy put you two up to this?!
Lucky Bob: No now! Why? Afraid you get cook? (takes out pan and knife) Heeeerrrre's cooking stuff!
Lynne: Don't think about it! I am not a chicken!
(Lynne run away with the two numbskulls running after her. The two groups watch in disbelief.)
Susanna: See what I mean?
Leonardo: Oy vey. I am glad I ain't her.
(Cut to the people not in the game. You know who they are, right?)
WOW: Say, you certain Stark and Charles would behave?
Felicia: If they want to stay in the game, they better will.
JusSonic: Well, Charles I can trust, but I don't trust Stark as far as I can throw him, and I would do it too since I ain't in the game.
Mike: After that, I will get a chance at him.
Chit: Aren't you even worry that Tom Servo and Crow is with Joel instead of you?
Mike: Nah. They deserve some time with their creator. Besides, I need a break from those two. I ain't saying I don't like them.
Bill: How would we know if the game is over?
Smartypants: Simple. I would say time out with a speaker like Miss Info's only I can adjust the volume to loudness, but not loud as Loud of course.
Miss Info: That my love for ya. Ain't he a sweetheart?
Lydia: I would like him better if he ain't in the pants all the time.
R6: Like him how? In a certain type of way?
Lydia: Don't be ridiculous, of course not!
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
(Cut to Tom, Loud, and Stark still looking for their items.)
Tom: Okay, so far we got half of what we need on the list. Stark, are you certain you are looking?
Stark: Hmmm? Oh sorry. My mind was elsewhere.
Loud: Yeah, trying to figure out a WAY TO KILL MY LOVE AND HER DAD WHEN YOU KNOW WE ARE TRYING FOR ONCE NOT TO CAUSE ANY FIGHTS?!
Stark: Ouch! At times like this, I wish I haven't even beaten you to begin with!
Charles: (chuckling VO) Well, I say you deserve it, you god-thinking loon.
(Charity and her parents shown up.)
Julia: When we heard the yelling, we known who is nearby.
Loud: How goes your search, Charity?
Charity: So far, so good. We are so close to winning.
Stark: (sarcastic) Oh geez. How did you do that? Did you cheated?
Charles: Don't be stupid like you always are, Stark! I do things fair and square unlike you.
Stark: Well, we are going to win and you will be the one whose family is the worse!
Tom: Now, now. No need to cause a family feud like a certain play by William Shakespeare.
Julia: Oh I remember that one. Didn't the two kids died at the end?
Loud: GOOD GRIEF! THIS BETTER NOT BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
Charity: Don't worry, Loud. If parodied were known to go their course, we wouldn't even be seeing each other.
Charles: Right. This is my and Stark's feud, not everyone's. Well, time to continue our search. Good luck, Stark...not!
(Charity's family left, and we could hear Charles's laughter which makes Stark mad some more.)
Tom: Well, not to trying to outdo the family of Loud's love, let's continue on with our search.
Stark: You go ahead. I will catch up.
Loud: Why? So you can try to kill Mr. Bazaar?
Tom: Loud my son, don't worry. Stark will be disqualified if he try something now, isn't that right?
Stark: Right. Just go on.
(With reluctance, Loud left with his foster dad. Stark is the only one around fuming about recent events.)
Stark: Blast. I couldn't do this. I should try to kill Charles for what he did to me. But if I do anything, I would be disqualified or worse, in jail again and I got big plans in store. (Pause, then he walks around) Maybe...maybe there is a way I could get revenge on him, but how to do it without killing him? (Pause, stops and smiles) Maybe...well, he ruined my life, I feeled that I should repay the favor. I will discredit him so much that Loud wouldn't think of hanging around Charity anymore. Yes, it would be perfect, and I will finally get Loud away from the brat for good...back to my own world which I will ruled again and this time...my son will NOT get away.
(He laughs evilly as he walks away.)
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What is Stark's plan to discredit Charles? Will it work?
{At another part of the lot, the Bazaars are sitting down to rest and Charles puts down a bag next to where he sits}
Charles: Okay, we got time before we can wrap up our victory, we should be rested up for that.
Julia: Well what do we have so far?
Charles:{Gets out a list}Let's see, a checkbook, a lawyer's card, an ax....who wrote these items?
Charity: Melman.
Charles: Oh right, from what I read about him that does make a lot of sense.
Julia: Yeah, the angry letters his ex writes about him in the paper were a clue too!
{As the Bazaars keep bashing Sammy, Stark tiptoes behind them wearing gloves on his hands. But instead of strangling someone- though he looks tempted- he quietly reaches into the bag and slowly pulls out that ax they mentioned, then he tiptoes out of sight just in time as Charles grabs the bag}
Charles: Well, enough bashing of someone other than Stark for today, let's go finish beating him and everyone else!{The Bazaars leave and Stark looks to make sure they're gone}
Stark: Yes Charles, look for those last items while I use one of yours to finish you. And in addition to being lucky that Melman's an idiot for leaving an ax around, I'm also lucky to have studied the sets of the lot days before Parents Day.
{A while later, Stark opens the door to an empty studio, empty except for a couple of trees}
Stark: And I'm lucky they bought trees over for the studio's latest "lost in the jungle while supernatural creatures kill everything" movie.{Goes over to one of the trees}Now to take advantage of my luck and work on this before I practice writing a message in Charles's handwriting.{Starts chopping the tree down}
{A while later, Loud and Tom are wandering around the lot}
Tom: Okay, looks like we don't have many items left even without our "partner" here to help us.
Loud: Ah, let him get in trouble, he knows if he hurts someone that his ears would be destroyed forever. Let's just find our last items and we'll deal him with him.{Stops}Hey, look at that!
{The son and father are now in front of the lot Stark was in, and there is a piece of paper taped on the door that reads "Winning contest items in here"}
Tom: Oh come on, why would anyone post that up there, there must be some kind of plot behind this.
Loud: Well, Sammy did help organize this thing.
Tom: Right, I forgot he does dumb stuff like this, let's go in.
{The two enter the studio and start looking around. Once they get in front of that tree Stark was chopping, we see that the tree is all but chopped down and looks one chop away from falling down. And Stark is right behind it with the ax}
Stark:{Whispers}Come on, one more step and you're both in range....{Tom and Loud step in front of the tree}Bingo}
{Stark quietly uses the ax to chop a last bit off the tree, and it's enough to make the tree start to fall. Tom and Loud see it headed right for them and start to run, but they barely run a few steps before the tree falls right on top of them, pinning them down. While they're distracted, Stark quickly runs to the door, leaves the ax nearby, and runs out before father and son can look in front of them. And once the two realize they're pinned, they start to scream}
Tom: Hey, we're stuck! Help, help, we've been pinned by a tree from the next killer creature in a jungle movie, we need help!!
Loud: I'll handle this. GET IN HERE AND GET US OUTTA HERE, WE'VE BEEN PINNED BY A TREE!!!{Stark runs in a second later}
Stark: Son, my son's fake dad! You two are indeed stuck! Hold on, I'll get you free!!{Stark runs over to the two and starts pulling on them, and after a few seconds he pulls Loud free from the tree that was on top of him, and then he manages to free Tom from it as well}
Tom: Ow, my back! I don't know how that happened....but I'm shocked to know who saved us.
Loud:{Stunned}Stark....you actually didn't let us die. You didn't even leave my real dad behind.
Stark: Today's not the day for that, son. I came to have fun with you, not let you die, but it appears someone didn't respect that.{The door to the studio opens and the Bazaars come running in}
Charity: Loud, Tom, are you guys okay?
Julia: Why are there so many trees in this studio, and who'd be dumb enough to chop one down to kill you guys, if what we heard Loud screaming was true?
Charles:{Noticing the ax}Hey, what's my ax doing here in this place?
Stark: Your ax?{Walks up and examines the ax}There's tree shavings on this ax and you just said it was yours. What other suspicious things are there in here?
Tom: Just a note on the door saying there were items in here.{Stark goes to the door and holds up that note}
Julia: That looks like it was written in Charles's handwriting!
Stark: Hmm, there was a note written in his handwriting that brought Loud and Tom here, and the weapon used to try to take my son and his foster dad out belonged to him as well. And it's clear this ax was used to chop a tree down, plus we all know how much he didn't want me or anyone else from my team to beat him. One has to wonder about these things.
Charles: Wait a minute...
Charity: Yeah, you can't possibly believe....
Tom: I know, but.....but all the evidence seems to fit.{Charles looks shocked}
Stark: So it seems I'm no longer the only attempted murderer among us, eh Charles?
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Whoh, Stark framed Charles for trying to crush Loud and Tom by chopping down a tree! And remember, Stark picked up the ax with gloves so Charles's DNA is all over it and Stark's isn't, another way to prove later on that Charles did it. But how will he clear his name before more fighting starts? JusSonic, I leave that to you.
Charles: Hold on! Just because I want to win doesn't mean I would hurt anyone. I mean, why would I want to hurt the boy my daughter is in love with?! That is insane and you probably set me up!
Stark: Excuse me, but if I recall I am trying not to kill anyone. You on the other hand probably think I was with the group so you try to get me. But you made a mistake because I was lucky enough to leave early. Therefore, you are to blame for this.
Julia: Wait, my husband was with me and my daughter the whole time. He couldn't have done it without us noticing he was gone!
Charity: Yes. Well except...
Loud: Except what?
Charity: Uh, nothing.
Stark: Tell us, you despicable brat. Tell us what the only time your attempted murdering father left.
Charity: He left to go to the bathroom a few seconds ago.
Tom: The same time...this accident happen.
Stark: That proves it. He pretend to go to the bathroom except he didn't and try to kill my son Will and his foster dad instead! They almost died because of you! Do you defy this?!
Charles: Of course!
Stark: Then you're guilty!!!!!
Toast: (VO) Hey, what with the arguing over here?
(The parents and their children, including the ones who aren't in the contest, appeared.)
Smartypants: The contest was over when I spoke into the speaker I used to end the game. Didn't you hear it?
Stark: Well, I guess we didn't because we are too busy with Charles's attempt murder of Loud and Tom!!!
Others: What?!
Lucky Bob's dad: Oh my now!
Aka: Hold on. Charles wouldn't try to murder Tom and Loud.
Loud: Well, his ax was here and Charles did look interested to win...
(Stalin searches his bag and realizes something.)
Stalin: Hey!
Froggo: Hey what, Stalin?
Stalin: Someone stole some of the items we found!
Cho-Cho's mom: Say, come to think about it, I saw that some of my items are missing but I presumed we lost it.
Charles: Well, don't go blaming it on me. I am too busy arguing with this god-thinking loon who argued me of murder!
(Suddenly, Stark "tripped" over Charles's bag. A bunch of items are dumped out...but some of them aren't the ones the Bazaars found.)
Tom Servo: Hey! Some of that are the stuff me, Joel, and Crow found but we thought we lost.
Crow: Yeah. You thief!
Lois: And there's my car keys!
Sammy: And my picture of my ex wife with a heart around it! (people stare at him) What? So what if I wanted Lynne back in my life?
R6: Get real, dorkman.
JusSonic: Back to the subject at hand...
Pikachu: Pika, pika?
Digi-Fan: How did that stuff end up in your family's bag, Charity?
Charity: I don't know!
Stark: I do. Charles stole it. (Everyone but Stark and Charles gasped. Stark walks around Charles as he speaks.) Not only did he try to kill Loud and Tom, but he also stole everyone else's items that they work so hard to find. He's a thief, murderer and a cheater! Do you defy this as well?!
Charles: No! Wait, I mean yes!
Stark: I said it before and I will say it again, you are guilty!
Felicia: (to Robert) Isn't Stark taking this too far?
Robert: I don't know, unless...
Lucille: You thief! I oughta call the police on you!
Bill: (mad) Maybe we should and disqualify him from future Parents Day events!
Fetch: Yeah.
Stark: Ooh! Looks like you're in trouble, Charles, but this time your pals from the Baltimore Science Organization can't help you and you know why!
(Stark knocks Charles down. Stark steps on Charles's stomach to keep him from escaping.)
Charity: Dad!
Stark: You can not escape Charles. As soon as the police get here, you would go away for murder and grand theft. But I guess I should tell you this since no one is going to believe you anyway. (whispering) I almost kill Loud and Tom. And as soon as I take Loud away, I am going after that stupid depressed daughter of yours.
(After hearing this, Charles look shocked. Then he got angry, lift up an arm...and hit Stark down there. Stark groans and back offs as Charles got back up. Charles tackled Stark and the two wrestled to the ground.)
Charles: Monster! You did it!
Stark: Charles, wait, I...
Charles: Tell them the truth, Stark!
Mike: Hey, why is this scene so familiar?
Toast's dad: Whoa, I think I may have seen this in the Lion King film.
Stark: The truth. But surely I... (Charles grabs Stark by the throat and begins choking him. Stark begins gasping for air.) All right. All right. I did it.
Charles: So they can hear you.
Stark: (normal) Fine! You want the facts?! I almost kill Tom and Loud! And this time...
(Stark knocks Charles off, jumps up and grabs a gun and points it at Charles.)
Stark:...And I succeed to do it and kill you as well!
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Next, the Final Confrontation(TM) as the story is almost over.
{Charity jumps right up on Stark's back and forces him to drop the gun. Smartypants then picks it up and throws it away as Stark tries to get Charity off his back}
Stark: Get off me, I'm warning you!!{Reaches into his pocket}I'm giving you only one more warning!
Charity:{Still all but strangling Stark while holding his back}I heard it, thanks for nothing!
Stark: Fine, you set yourself on fire then!
{Stark gets out a book of matches and prepare to light one of them, and in a second he does}
Stark:{Holding the match to Charity's face}Now back away or you'll literally be the light of Will's life!{Charity lets go}That goes for the rest of you too!
Julia: Oh no, not this time. I can put up with a lot, but having not one, but TWO of my family members almost killed is really pushing it!!
Smartypants: Um, maybe you should wait until he puts out the match to do whatever you're doing.
Julia: And let him continue to target my family a second later, why should I?!{Julia kicks Stark and that causes him to let go of the match, in fact he involuntarily flings it at one of the remaining trees and it quickly lights on fire}
Smartypants: Well that's a good reason right there.
Sammy: Boy, not even I would have done that, I mean was that stupid or what?
Lucky Bob's dad: No more talk, run now right now!!
{The familes start to run out of the studio as the fire starts to spread to the other trees. Tom and Loud begin to leave but Stark then gets up, grabs them, and throws them to the floor. Charles and Charity then rush towards Stark but he runs off to one of the carts where the trees are on top of, and he pushes the cart to the studio door so that the tree falls over and blocks the front exit. By this time only Stark, Tom, Loud, Charles, and Charity are left to be trapped in the studio that is rapidly being covered with fire. However, Stark starts to run to the back of the studio since there's a door there, but he is then grabbed by Charles and thrown to the ground as the fire starts to surround the remaining characters}
Charles:{Cold}Would be murderer.
Stark: Charles, please.{His other four enemies come up to him}
Charity: You don't deserve to live.
Stark: But guys...I...am...Loud's family! It, it's the hyenas...who are the real enemy! It was their fault, it was their idea!!
Tom: Hyenas don't talk in real life!
Stark: Oh right, then who else assists me that I can blame?
Loud: No one assists you anymore! And why should we believe you if you had something to blame?! Everything you ever told me and everyone else was a lie.
Stark: What, what are you going to do, I mean you wouldn't let your own father get set on fire in here? And Charles, you wouldn't let your own former partner die here, would you?
Charles: Well....
Loud: No Stark. We're not like you.
Charles: Are you sure, I mean we might want to review that policy for special occasions.
Charity: We probably should.{Sighs}But we won't. We have enough people after us without those nuts that would accuse us of murdering him.
Stark: Oh Charity, Charles, Loud, Tom, thank you! You are truely merciful,{Quickly}I'll make it up to you, I promise. Is there anything I can do to show you my gratitude.
Loud: Run away Stark.{Points to the door in back}Run, and never return.
Stark:{Begins to crawl away}Yes.....yes. Of course....as you wish.{Walks towards Charity}Your Majesty!!
{Stark grabs Charity's ponytail and tosses her right towards the fire, but Tom dives to grab Charity before she rolls in. Charles responds quickly by punching Stark. The next few moments are done in super slow motion, as Stark and Charles trade two punches each in that slow motion, Tom then grabs Stark and Stark is able to get him off him in slowmo, and finally Loud grabs onto Stark's leg and Stark pulls him off and puts him on the ground. Finally the slow motion ends and in regular motion, Stark charges towards Loud but before he jumps on him, Tom, Charles, and Charity tackle him and Stark starts rolling on the floor and barely avoiding the fire. The Histerians then get up and runs towards the back door and get out just before the fire gets them. Stark then gets up and manages to get out just before the fire spreads to the door. He starts running to the front of the studio and then when he gets there, he stops to see all the Histerians and their families facing him, so obviously it's a huge mismatch of numbers}
Stark: Ah, my friends....
Toast's dad: Friends? I thought we were the enemy, right guys?
Lois: Mmm hmm, I sure got that feeling.
Stalin: As did I, and I sure know about how to detect enemies and purge them, and since I didn't purge those that went against me in the contest, I could use someone to take it out on.
Loud: That's right, cause we're the enemy. Right Lucky Bob?{Lucky Bob nods menacingly and laughs as the large group heads towards Stark}
Stark: No please, I, I can explain. Wait, it's all just a big misunderstanding, let me....I mean, you've got to understand! Why won't you understand?{The camera pans to the still on fire studio as the shadows of Stark and the Histerians are shown on the door, and the Histerians shadows jump all over Stark's as we hear him scream bloody murder}
(Cut to a few hours later as the fire department arrives to put the fire out. Lynne is chewing out Sammy, not literally unfortunately)
Lynne: First the problem with the Lucky Bobs, now you almost set a studio on fire!!!
Sammy: It wasn't my fault, Lynne! It was Stark!
Lynne: Oh yeah, the old blame it on the villain excuse. This is a way to get my attention isn't it?! Well, it isn't working!!!!
(Lynne storms away angrily.)
Sammy: Well, that went well.
Toast: Totally, dude.
Bill: You want her back, do you?
Sammy: We will wait and see.
Lydia: Providing she doesn't put a restraining order on you.
Sammy: Actually she didn't. I don't know why. (Brighten up) Maybe she still feels for me!
Susanna: Get real, Sammy.
Elizabeth: The only time that would happen is over our dead bodies.
Toast's dad: Huh?! You mean if we died here, Lynne would take Sammy back?!
Toast's mom: Not unlikely dead.
Stalin: Does anyone know where that fool is?! I want to give him seconds!
(Stark is no longer around)
Froggo: He left during the battle, Uncle Joe.
Stalin: Don't call me that!!!
Froggo's mother: Don't try to hit him, Stalin, unless I could give you a restraining order.
Stalin: Go ahead and try, you American woman, because...
Tom: Enough already! This doesn't change the fact that Stark almost kill us again.
Charity: He was fine at the beginning until he met my dad again.
Charles: Oh, now daddy is to blame, is it?
Charity: No. Stark went crazy on his own. You may have fired him dad, but it was his mistake to try to go against your orders not to built an universe.
Loud: Yeah, and come to think about it, trying to kill me and dad, I meant Tom, and trying to blame you for it as well as stealing was his own fault, so naturally you aren't to blame.
Charles: (chuckling) Well, Charity, dear. It looks you dated a smart one.
Charity: (shy) That's why I loved that tiger.
(Loud blushes as Charity said this around him.)
Charles: Well, in any case and since you show you aren't like Stark the maniac in any way, I am proud for you to continue my daughter.
Loud: Thanks.
Crow: Now what?! Parents Day is over!
Joel: Oh, on the contrary, it isn't.
Tom Servo: You're kidding, right Joel?
Pikachu: Pika pika?
Joel: Heck no! What a way to spent time with ya guys by taking on a villain? Next to battling the Forresters, battling someone else's dad who is evil is loads of fun.
JusSonic: And it reminds me much of the Lion King.
Pepper: (gasp) Oh my gosh! What if that Scar lion goes after us again?!
Lucille: Yeah! That isn't good and I want my coffee!
Drew: Geez, calm down. You watch too much films and drank too much.
Smartypants: Well, despite the unseen circumstances, Parents Day is almost over. We got one more thing to do.
Chit: That is...?
Smartypants: Go to the theater and watch Scary Movie 3!
JusSonic: Sweet! I can't wait to see Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nieslen in their roles!
R6: That is totally!
Toast's dad: Hey. That is like my and my son's line, dude.
Lucky Bob's dad: Yes now!
George: Well, I guess we could watch a film to end the day. Then we will leave our little baby in care of her friends again.
Aka: Yo, relax dad. You can still visit. After all, I can't spend all time with my pals forever. Right, Froggy?
Froggo: Yep. Even I take time out to see my mom every now and then.
Lois: See, George? This is what we get when we got a smart daughter.
Fred: Don't hog the popcorn, Leo.
Leonardo: Who me?
Pule: Yes you.
Susanna: I get to share popcorn with my Pule!
(Pule blushes)
Elizabeth: Oh, those two are going to be a fine couple someday.
Robert: Be careful about what you do in the theater, Felicia. Last time we nearly got thrown out.
Felicia: (innocent) Who, me?
Digi-Fan: Oy vey. It's time like this I wondered where Stark is now?
Fetch: Bloody heck.
(Cut to Stark walking around. He is bruised and upset from the fight.)
Stark: Looks like trying to be a good dad doesn't seen to work. Looks like I have to go back to my old ways. Even if it take me till later this century. I am not done with you yet, Charles my boss. I will see that you get your end yet. I will see to it that you and your daughter are out of my son's life, one way or another.
(Stark smiles evilly as we fade to black. The story is over. But Stark isn't.)
The End
Anthony Hopkins: Stark Rotimid
Earl Boen: Charles Bazaar
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, Felicia Information
Tom Ruegger: Himself
JusSonic: Himself
Robert: Himself
R6: Himself
Digi-Fan: Herself
Ikue Ootani: Pikachu
Tress MacNeille: Toast, Pepper Mills, World’s Oldest Woman, Cho-Cho, Susanna Susquahanna, Froggo’s mom, Toast’s mom, Lucille Mills, Elizabeth Susquahanna, Lynne Kowalski
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Cree Summer: Aka Pella
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo
Rob Paulsen: Sammy Melman, Mr. Smartypants
Frank Welker: Father Time, Pule Houser, Fetch, Fred Houser
James Wickline: Bill Straitman
Billy West: Chit Chatterson
Jeff Glen Bennett: Lucky Bob, Lucky Bob’s dad
Kath Soucie: Julia Bazaar
Maurice LaMarche: Joseph Stalin
Sherman Hemsley: George Pella
Isabel Sanford: Lois Pella
Denice Kumagai: Cho-Cho’s mom
Dana Carvey: Toast’s dad
Michael Bell: Drew Mills
Dom DeLuise: Leonardo Houser
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot
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