(We fade in to Washington D.C. in the year 2029. The camera goes to the FBI building as seen in some previous H! future stories. We go inside to the prison area. We scroll down until we stop in front of a small metal box and go inside. Inside is a TV that got smashes by the box's occupation and a bed with used bandages and stuff on it. We now see the box's occupation sitting on the bed: Kraser Terriwinkle, foe of Loud Kiddington's son, BB, AKA former presidental candidate turned madman.)
Kraser Terriwinkle: It just isn't fair, isn't it? I will never be president and thus I may never get out of this dump they called my prison.
Voice through intercom in room: Hey Kraser! Just making sure you don't try anything funny like trying to escape. No one can ever get by me, doofus.
Kraser: Grrr! Must he do that everyday?! I wouldn't be in here if it weren't for that stupid kid. (Got up and walked around his cell) My last attempt at his life didn't work. If only I didn't make a mistake when that fool Drawford called me. Then that brat woulda been dead by now. (Pause then spoke up) There must be a way outta here but how? The cell boss won't be fooled by my dead act like the other guards were. If only there...
(He is interrupted as an explosion was heard rocking the box he was in. He nearly fell to the floor.)
Kraser: What the heck?
(We can hear some screams outside the cell door including more explosions, gun shots and stuff. Kraser looked puzzled.)
Kraser: What the...?
(Soon the door exploded and it flew back and hit Kraser hard. He is knocked unconscious. A few hours later, Kraser woke up on a couch with a bad headache.)
Kraser: Ouch. That door really hit me that hard. Where am I?
Voice: Relax, Kraser. You are out and soon we will destroy the Histerians.
Kraser: Whose there?
(Kraser can see that he isn't in his cell, but in an apartment with technology and stuff. He look and see who just talked. It is some sort of person in a battle suit, with wings on its back, a gun in its holster, and the mask he is wearing looks like Jango Fett's. His voice sounded familiar when he spoke again.)
Man: My name is the Crippler AKA someone who is determined to help you become president and destroy the ones who was responsible for your past failures.
Kraser: Finally someone supported my crusade. But who are you? And why do you sounded so familiar?
Crippler: That's because I am so familiar.
(The Crippler took his mask what to revealed...)
Kraser: (shocked) Dave Norbert?! My former assistant?! But...but I thought you were paralzed!
(Indeed, the Crippler's face looks like Kraser's old assistant Dave Norbert, who turned against him in "Histeria: The Next Generation", and who was supposed to be in a wheelchair.)
Crippler: I am Norbert, but I am not. I am his twin brother Cross Norbert.
(Kraser calms down.)
Kraser: Yes, yes. I remember him mentioning that he has a twin brother. That's why I mistake you for him.
Crippler: It's okay, chief, because the way we can be tell apart is my brother is crippled, and I am not.
Kraser: Good. Now that I am out, I must form a plan to get back my rightful place as presidentcy and destroy those who wrong me.
(Kraser got up from the couch and walks around. Crippler/Cross looks on.)
Kraser: Killing him alone didn't work so well. Maybe I should take my old "pal" Morgan hostile and make an army of my own. That is something Gene Burrows done so long ago, right? (Pause, then frowns) No, people learn their lesson since then and besides, the technology I would need would take days to get and I doubt Mr. Smartypants would need an assistant since his mistake with Gene.
Crippler: May I make a suggestion first?
Kraser: Since you freed me from that tomb, of course.
Crippler: Well, you don't have to do it alone. You could get some help.
Kraser: Why of course! Why didn't I thought of that?! Cross, do you remembered that years ago before that brat BB was born that there were a villains group who took on the Histerians many times before?
Crippler: Why yes. They called themselves The "H! Haters League", made up of old and new villains who took on the Histerians. Their first group was led by Loud's evil self from another world. The second group was led by that mad scientist Dr. Forrester, though strange how he came back all of the sudden. (*=reference to Justin's piece of crap story "24 Days Later".) And the third one...
Kraser: Yes, yes, I know of the leaders, Cross. But many years has past since the last group during the ninth encounter, correct?
Crippler: Yes...
Kraser: Good! Time for the H! Haters League to come out of retirement. Do you got a computer so I can make the right choices for the job?
Crippler: Over there.
(Crippler points to a computer nearby and Kraser goes over to it. Kraser got on the net and looks up some things. The Crippler watches.)
Kraser: Hmmm. Here's one. Christopher Zarret, who is still alive and currently in an insane asylum. I guess all I have to do is break him out. He would want his Metal Loud henchmen to return with him, so we should find him as well.
Crippler: That I can easily do.
Kraser: Also, since this group may be rusty, a veteran of the past H! Haters Leagues is needed. It's time for BB's dad's evil twin to return to action. Also, Shane Muldoon, the son of the Muldoon who was killed in the attack on Washington those years ago, would want to get vengeance, so he's in. Now what else?
Crippler: I can think of another old foe, but I don't know.
Kraser: I don't care if he also looks and sounds like Christopher Walken! Now bring him here!
Crippler: Yes sir! Uh, Mr. Terriwinkle?
Kraser: What?
Crippler: Since I will be helping you out, and since I did got you out of prison, can I...
Kraser: Fine. You can be in the group. Just find me the help I needed.
Crippler: Before we continue, I liked to make four more suggestions of H! Haters League members.
Kraser: What?
Crippler: Ever heard of Inque?
Kraser: Ah yes. She appeared on that Batman Beyond show which supposed to take place in the future. (Pause) Oh right. This is the future.
Crippler: Quite. Her abilities and powers could be a use to us.
Kraser: Good. Find and invite her as well.
Crippler: And while I don't recommend the mob bosses from New York, I will have to make an exception. The dangerous mob boss, Disface, is very evil.
Kraser: Oh yes. I heard of him. A mob boss who, in an escape from the police, scarred his face from dangerous acid, hench his name...Disface. Yes, we could have the mob ties at our disposal. Why not?
Crippler: Also, I know of two bounty hunters who are very crafty and were known as the "Burt Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" of this century.
Kraser: Look, I don't care what they looked like or what nicknames they have. Just get them. Meanwhile, I will be here getting the technology and stuff we'll need for a plan I will be thinking up. This is your chance to prove yourself, Crippler. Don't let me down.
Crippler: I won't, sir.
(Crippler left leaving a thoughtful Kraser behind.)
***********
Next the Histerians found out about Kraser's escape and the forming of the tenth (that is what X stands for) H! Haters League.
{Cut to the future Loud and Charity's house as Loud is talking on the phone}
Loud: Yes, I understand Harry. Just this morning, huh? Wait, Jango Fett?! Oh, he's actually called the Crippler, that doesn't make much sense. No, I'll tell them, we'll be expecting protection of course. Okay. Hopefully we'll get to see you later.{Hangs up}CHARITY, BB, COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND, THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!{Charity and BB come inside}
BB: Dad, what's so important that you had to interrupt me making plans with Kelly?
Charity: Yeah, and I was in the middle of tidying up the basement, you only yell that loud now when.....who escaped?
Loud: Harry just called me to say that Kraser Terriwinkle escaped.
BB: WHAT?!! DOESN'T THAT GUY KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, HE LOST THE ELECTION SO HE SHOULD STOP BEING A BABY!!
Loud: Well someone called the Crippler sure wanted him to keep holding a grudge, that's why he got him out of jail. The security cameras caught them just as this Crippler dragged Kraser out.
Charity: Okay then, what did we do to make someone crippled enough to wanna kill us?
Loud: Apperantly this guy walks and flys too, so he'll be trouble.
BB: NOT THAT MUCH, WE BEAT KRASER AND HIS LUNKIES BEFORE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!! WE OUTNUMBER HIM AND WE HAVE MORE POWER THAN HIM!!
Charity: Well just in case he isn't a pushover, I'll check the news to see if they've heard anything about Kraser's plans.{She turns on the TV to a Fred Moppel report}
Moppel: This just in, in addition to Kraser Terriwinkle's recent prison escape, two additional breakouts have just taken place! In just this hour, Christopher Zarret has been broken out and so has Wally Faust, the former top agent of The Circle who's brains and organs were placed inside a killer robot to keep him alive as one of those human/robot creatures. Also, it's been reported that Gotham City villainess Inque is headed for the city, and worst of all, rumors have surfaced that New York mob boss Disface is visiting town. Worst of all except for the fact that notorious bounty hunters Bart Cassius and the Deadly Killer Man have also been reported to be in Washington as I speak! The fact that these foes are all coming here together can only mean one thing: the birth of the 10'th Histeria Haters League is at hand!
Charity: Well, there you go, now Harry has to spare more agents to guard the whole house, not that it'll do much good.
Loud: No, the past H! Haters Leagues didn't like sparing our houses either.
BB: H HATERS LEAGUE?!! WHAT'S THAT?!
Charity: Um, you know how lots of villains like to attack us? Well, occasionally there are so many of them that they decide to form a group to do it, and they've done it 9 times already. This is just number 10 and the first one that's been after us in a number of years.
Loud: And this time they've got the mob, bounty hunters, and Batman villains on their side. But at least they-
Moppel: Wait, this just in, there seems to be some sort of rip in the space time continum! No word on whether this has to do with this new Histeria Haters League, but the possibility of the members coming to break out the Evil Loud Kiddington might not be far fetched. Either way it gives us another reason to get new life incurance.
Charity: Wow, you didn't even finish saying that Evil Loud can't come back before they started breaking him out.
BB: OH, NOW THAT EVIL DAD'S AFTER US TOO?!
Loud: He probably will be soon, so we'd better get ready. Get everyone else over here before they break out that Shane Muldoon guy while they're at it!
(Cut to a laboratory located in the same building Kraser found himself in. A bunch of people are sitting around the table, some familiar, some we never seen before.)
Evil Loud Kiddington: SO WHERE'S THIS GUY THAT THE CRIPPLER GUY WHO GOT ME OUTTA PRISON SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING?! IT'S BEEN SOMETIME SINCE MY GOODY TWO SHOE SELF HELP GENE PUT ME AWAY AND I WANT TO GET REVENGE ON HIM NOW.
(We can hear some evil chucking. It comes from a killer robot that is yellow, has claws, and has a voice thing on its chest so we can know when it's talking. It spoke up and sounds familiar. That's because...)
Wally Faust: (voice similiar to Christopher Walken) Oh please. You are supposed...to sound like Christopher Walken. Not that William...Shatner guy.
Zarret: Hey, it's been a long time so give me a break!
Shane Muldoon: I woulda if you don't sound and talked like that legendary creepy guy that the former Top Circle member mentioned.
(Camera goes to a man in a mob boss suit. Half of his face has a big nasty scar on it that looks like chemicals splattered on him. When he spoke, he spoke like Al Pacino.)
Mob boss: Well, I frankly like to meet the guy who wanted me to meet his not so little new friends.
(Two bounty hunters, both in bounty hunting like clothing and technology at their side, agreed. The old bounty hunter spoke up.)
Old bounty hunter: (Paul Newman voice) I'm with him. Since this is some sort of bounty hunting job that the guy who called said it should, I liked to see who his boss is.
Young bounty hunter: (Robert Redford voice) The same goes with me.
(The blob like villainess from "Batman Beyond" Inque, head once again looks like her original head, is bored)
Inque: The waiting is starting to kill me, and I know better since I can't be killed.
Kraser: (VO) Then wait no more because he's here. (Kraser comes into the room) Hello Evil Loud, Shane Muldoon, Wally Faust, Christopher Zarret, Inque, Disface, Bart Cassiud, and Deadly Killer Man. Once the Crippler and our last member gets here, we will begin the meeting.
Muldoon: So the one who bought us here is the former presidential candidate gone crazy who couldn't even kill the boy who ruined him? Well, I supposed if it's worth the hit man job.
Wally: This is coming from someone...whose dad was killed Gene Burrows.
Zarret: I thought I told...you not to mentioned him in my presence!
Inque: Calm yourself, Zarret. He isn't alived anymore last I heard.
Zarret: (sarcastic) Oh sure. He came back again and...nearly ruined the married couple's life before dying again. I sure wouldn't want to...be ruined by him now.
Deadly Killer Man: That's sarcasim if I heard one myself, partner.
Bart Cassius: Hey, I'm your partner, not him!
(We hear someone coming in. The Crippler appeared in the room carrying a box.)
Evil Loud Kiddington: (looking at box) WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!
The Crippler: Where our last member now resides.
Zarret: That's a box. You mean...
(The Crippler puts the box on the table and opens the box up with force. Inside are metal body parts, but we can see the head. The head of the metal version of the boy now grown-up, Metal Loud.)
Kraser: Yes indeed. Metal Loud has indeed returned. It took me a while to find the location where the parts now lies but it's well worth it.
Zarret: Yes. Once I put Metal Loud back...together again, the Histerians will now tremble at my sight again.
Inque: Oh please, Gene is still dead and the Histerians don't always tremble at your sight even if you do sound creepy.
Wally: Hey, I sounded like that...actor too, so I support him all...the way.
Zarret: Heh. Having someone who sounds...like me who is now a robot got its advantages.
(The Crippler empty out the box's contents. Zarret got out some tools and begin work on Metal Loud.)
Disface: While the old fool works on his old project, why did you bring us here, Mr. Terriwinkle? What made you make me leave New York during one of my important business operations?
Kraser: Because my scarred friend, this year we are going to make history as the return of the most powerful force there ever was. The return...of the H! Haters League!
(Cut to the Kiddington household. Those who appeared in the future H! stories so far are in the Kiddington backyard.)
Toast: Aw man, dude. Just when we got rid of Gene, Shelton, and Forrester the second time, we still got some foe pals back for more.
Pepper Mills: You mean old and new, and what do you mean we got rid of Gene, Shelton, and Forrester the second time?
Toast: Beats me, dear. (*=references to "24 Days Later", a crapper by Justin. Just ignore it.)
Mr. Smartypants: I see no reason to worry. I mean its been years since the last group. We beat them before and we can do it again like many times before.
Leon Houser: But we weren't around when the last group was made. So we are inexperienced against this old/new threat. Old to you, new to us kids.
Cinnamon: Uh, didn't we beat Shane Muldoon and Kraser?
Father Time: You did, but remember that you never encountered our old foes like Zarret and Evil Loud and new foes like this Disface guy. We may be at a disadvantage.
Loud: Not so. The FBI and police are taking a look around Washington in search for the criminals, but this sounds like a cause for concern.
Sammy Melman: Great. I got called away from important business at the WB just for this.
Bill Straitman: Hey, I got called away from Disney too, but you don't hear me complaining. If you wish to go, fine, but you are making a mistake if you leave your friends like that.
Familiar voice: An old mistake we will pay you back later on.
Pule Houser: Are the villains here already?!
Miss Information: Nope, just my old friend.
(Lydia and someone we never seen before, or did we, comes into the yard.)
Lydia Karaoke: Still the bailing out moron that you are before, heh Sammy?
Sammy: Hey, I am always like that. (to "unknown person") Who are you?
Man: Oh, just your worst nightmare.
Chit Chatterson: I thought R6 was his worst nightmare.
Sammy: (groaning) And he still is. Hello, Johnny.
R6: Hey, my name is R6! You better watch yourself, Doorman!
Toadster: R6??? You mean THE rich guy from Philadelphia who is currently married to Lydia?!
Lydia: Yep, that's my man for ya.
Froggo: Good to see you again, R6. Haven't heard from ya in ages.
R6: Yes, but when I been away for so long, (note: this takes place in the future, remember?) you're starting to miss out what's important.
Aka Pella: What? Being with us again?
R6: That and torturing Melman.
Sammy: (sarcastic) Thanks. I will see that you are welcomed with open arms.
R6: And you with traps in your pants if you aren't careful. Anyway, I ain't the only one here.
Charity: Wait, wait. You mean...
Lydia: That's correct. We also bought back some old pals, and I mean old, pals with us. Come on in, guys.
(Soon the authors, old versions of themselves, came into the yard, with Miss Info's sister Felicia Information, a girl who looks strangely like Charity, and a familiar dog. Loud recognized the dog.)
Loud: FETCH! IT'S YOU!
(Fetch runs toward Loud, jumps toward him, and lick him on the face. Loud laughs as his old pal licks him. He stops.)
Fetch: Good to see you again, old pal. It's been sometimes.
Loud: Thanks, but will you get off of me.
Fetch: No problemo, pal!
Robert: Since everyone is being reintroducing, I will go next. My name is Robert Dougherty and...
Felicia Information: (interrupting) I am the future Mrs. Robert Dougherty!
Robert: Felicia, you promised!
Felicia: Yes, for only a few seconds.
Miss Info: So you're engaged now. I am so happy for you two.
Felicia: Thanks sis.
Bourgeois Buffoon: My turn. My name is Bourgeois Buffon and...
BB: YOU'RE BOURGEOIS BUFFOON?! MY NAMESAKE?!
Bourgeois Buffoon: Well, you must be Loud's boy. This could get interesting.
BB: MY DAD SAID YOU ONCE CHASED AFTER MY MOM.
Bourgeois Buffoon: Geez, you been away for too long and looks what happened.
Charity's cousin: It's a good thing because we woulda been involved in the same mess that they have.
JusSonic: Not that yours truly don't mind. I for one am glad to see my old pals again.
Digi-Fan: Bloody good, I'll say.
Smiling Kelly: (looking around) Say, where's those other authors that been with us before?
BB: What? What on earth do you mean?
Kelly: I don't know.
Robert: They couldn't make it, especially Pokejedservo and Nftnat. They were busy with there own affairs.
World's Oldest Woman: Gee, already I miss them. I wondered why.
Bill: Oh no. Not this again.
****
Next, the new H! Haters League begins their plan, more old friends join us after so many years, and the worrying really begins, m'kay?
Voice: Yes, it's this again, just the way we all like it!{Another group of people come in, led by a familar creator of Histeria}
Loud: DAD!!{Tom Ruegger comes up to the gang}
Tom: Hello son, Charity, others. I came as soon as I heard the panic reports on the news. Oh, I might as well say hi to my grandson before I start worrying about death, where is he?
Charity: Talking to his "namesake"{She points to BB talking to Bourgeois Buffoon}
BB: So you were the guy who put my dad through heck all those years ago, eh?
Bourgeois Buffoon: Well I wouldn't say heck, but...okay, what's that loudmouth told you?
BB: That you wanted to make Mom fall in love with you and you fought with him a lot for her until you saw her cousin.
Charity's cousin:{Coming over}Well the important thing is he found me and it's just me and him now, right?
Bourgeois Buffoon: Right, but Charity and Loud continued to get all the attention, all the good fights, and a kid at that after we left. Sure makes you wonder what could have been, doesn't it?
BB: If you mean you want a crack at Mom after all, FORGET IT!!!
Bourgeois Buffoon: Ow, that brings back a few not so good memories! Where's my old ear medicine I have to use whenever Loud used to visit us, honey?
Charity's cousin: It's back in the car, dear.{The two leave as Kelly comes up to BB}
Kelly: What was that?
BB: Just setting the record straight for Mom's old crush, that's all.{Kisses Kelly}
Kelly:{Giggles}What was that for?
BB: If Kraser and his new friends have their way, I'll be too busy to do that for a while, might as well get my last licks in.
Kelly: Ew, we're not allowed to go that far till we're 16, remember?{Nearby, old favorites Nostradamus and the MST3K cast have joined Tom}
Nostradamus: Well this Tom fellow was driving all around and so on and so forth, so I figured I should get him to stop and drive me here to help you guys prediciate this new nasty group's actions, shut up and thank you!
Tom Servo: We had little free time after spoofing the 15'th Matrix movie ourselves, so we hitched a ride too.
R6:{To Sammy}15'th Matrix movie, eh? So that's the 14'th time you ruined a great movie with a ***tty sequel.
Sammy: Hey, Kellner and then Bill greenlit the first 8 of them, that series was ruined by the time I greenlit the last 7!
R6: Right, well you still let them escape to begin with, so off to the torture pit you go.
Lydia: I don't think they have one of those here.
R6: Then just get me my mallets and I'll have fun by using them on the head of{Speaks slowly like the Matrix's Agent Smith}Missstterrr Melmannnn.
JusSonic: All spoofing aside, what are we gonna do when the league starts attacking us? Nostradamus, you're the prediciator, what's their plan? Which one of us do they wanna kill most of all?
Nostradamus: Okay okay, shut up and ask your one question at a time, I cannot concentrate! Give me a second and I will gaze into the plans of the evil peoples!
{Back at the hideout of the evil peoples, the villains are debating}
Cassius: So what's the big evil plan we're gonna use to kill these Histeria folk anyway?
Deadly Killer Man: Yeah, if we gotta send these people on the road to perdition, we need a plan, so what is it?
Cassius: Perdition? What kinda fancy word is that, it makes no sense to me!
Zarret: Then let this make sense. We're going to take over Washington D.C!
Wally: Easier said than done, my doppleganger like friend. Besides, didn't that Burrows fellow try that already after me and my former associates did?
Zarret: Well I'm not Gene, when I'm involved in a plot to destroy the city, it'll work better!
Muldoon: You expect me to follow a plan that involves the conquest of Washington?! That's how my Dad died, I can't take part in that!
Metal Loud:{Now rebuilt} WELL, AREN'T WE A LITTLE PUSSY TODAY!!
Evil Loud: YEAH, GO BACK TO YOUR CHICKEN COOP, CHICKEN!!!
Metal Loud: HEY, THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!
Evil Loud: THANK YOU, I TRY MY BEST TO KEEP MY INSULTS AS TRUE AS I CAN!!! WELL, WHAT ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT, CHICKEN?!!
Muldoon: Okay, okay I'll do it, but no more loud chicken comments!
Inque: Wait, what will taking over Washington do again?!
Crippler: You know, Kraser's supposed to be the leader of this group and we haven't heard from him! Maybe we could let him explain, on the off chance he actually wants to use this plan.
Kraser: Thank you, I do. Taking over Washington is a plan that's been used before, but it is a good one. By doing that, my rival that stole the election from me will be kicked out of office, and we have the resources of the whole country to kill our enemies! Namely four of them....BB Kiddington, Smiling Kelly, Natalie Morre, and Slim Berry!
Disface: WHAT?!! I thought we were gong after that loud guy and his wife or someone else I know about, not some little kid cockroaches! And HOW THE H*LL did this Slim Berry fellow get into this conversation, I thought he was retired from the business!
Kraser: And he celebrated it by putting me away, so he has to go down. The rest of you can kill whoever else they're hanging around with, but those 4 are mine.
Zarret: And we do it by conquering Washington better than anyone else could, right?
Wally: Yes, he already gave his approval, so stop bugging him.{Pause}Um, we don't have to give the city back once we're done with it, right? I mean, we might like running it too much to let President Beckset just take it back, that's always possible.
Kraser: We'll deal with that when the time comes, but the first step is to get control of it to begin with.
Disface: I can get my New York friends here to help BURY THIS TOWN TO THE GROUND!!
Muldoon: Oh great, we have three yellers in this group now?!
Disface: Sorry, I have to yell orders to my crew so often that it becomes a REFLEX!!
Kraser: Good, then they'll get here for you faster. The rest of you evil geniuses start coming up with stuff, the faster we do the faster we can start taking over. And the faster my foursome gets what's coming to them once and for all.
(Cut back to the Kiddington yard as Father Time and some Histerians are talking to Nostradamus.)
Father Time: How long before you can find them, Nostradamus?
Nostradamus: Hey, shut up! I am predicating as fast as I can and I do not wish impatient people to be interrupting me and so forth, Shut Up! And that includes a certain loudmouth and his son!
Loud: Don't worry, Nostradamus, I am past my yelling stage...I think. And thus, my son and his friends are currently talking to his grandfather.
(To prove him right, the camera goes to BB and his friends talking to BB's foster grandfather. BB hugs his grandfather.)
BB: I am so glad to see you, Grandpa Tom! (Lets go)
Tom: The same here. I see you and your friends were busy.
Cinnamon: Like total bogus, man. We have to deal with bullies named after BB's dad's worst enemy ever, a vice-principal who hates just because our parents were involved in the Washington attack, a foe who just been reformed and his pals including that Lorre guy's son, BB almost killed twice by Kraser, the whole situation with the teenage Rugrats and some guys we never met til on, and Gene, Shelton, and Forrester's sudden return.
Leon: What?
Toadster: I don't understand how Gene, Shelton, and Forrester return when they are supposed to be dead.
Kelly: Either that or it may be a dream.
Tom: Yes, sometimes we wish the adventures were dreams aren't they? Sometimes I wondered if I regretted pretty too busy to help my son during Gene's second return or his evil self's return.
BB: I'll say. Can I ask you something?
Tom: Sure, go ahead.
BB: Are you really dad's, uh, dad? You two don't have the same last name.
Tom: Well, BB, you gotta understand this, but...
(Suddenly, the MST3K cast pops out)
Crow T. Robot: Wasssssup?!
Cinnamon: Uh, the sky?
Crow: Well, that was a stupid question.
Mike Nelson: Or a lame on. Anyway, I don't know if your parents told you about us, but my name is Mike Nelson, and...
Leon: I heard of you. My parents said you were part of that Sci-Fi Classic Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. They say you belong part of the gang the same time they fell in love. How did that happened?
Tom Servo: Well, what can you say? First we got invited for a certain anniversary, then Forrester came in with his H! Haters pals to ruined things, we froze the mad doctor and got revenge for all those years he tortured us, and blam, we became H! members even if we aren't part of the show.
Kelly: Speaking of show, I wondered if we could be on TV someday.
Tom: I retired some years ago from the WB so I wouldn't know.
BB: Say, gramps? What were you saying about you and dad?
Tom: Well..
JusSonic: (VO) Hey, guys! Check out my Pikachu! He is so cute!
Pikachu: (VO) Pika, pika!
BB: LATER, I GOTTA SEE THIS!
Cinnamon: Me too! Those episodes about him on Kids WB Classic were so coolie-cool! (maniac laughter)
(The kids left to see Pikachu. Tom shook his head and Loud came up to him.)
Tom: Loud, is he going to find out the truth one of these days?
Loud: When he is ready, I guess.
(Cut back to the villains' HQ. Kraser instruct his henchmen. He is looking over a part of the map while doing so. Zarret and Wally are elsewhere working on the weapons they will be using)
Kraser: Okay, we need the bounty hunters to strike Morgan in disguise here. (points to place on map) Then we need Zarret, Wally, and their weapons to keep the cops and whatnot busy so Bart and DKM do their job. Then we will begin the destruction of the four I want killed!
Crippler: You aren't president yet, Kraser.
Kraser: Once the country is ours, I will. If Morgan refused, well, we will have it any other way.
Metal Loud: HANG ON, KRASER. YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY HOW WE ARE GOING TO DO IT!
Kraser: All in due time, Metal Loud, all in due time.
Evil Loud: WELL, USING THE OLD ROBO-SPIDER TRICK THAT ME, GENE, AND SLIM BERRY WON'T WORK THIS TIME.
Inque: Who said we have to use the robo-spider? I just hope Zarret doesn't think of trying to copy Gene's original inventions however.
Disface: Even after finding out that Slim Berry was Gene's original name that would give him the extra boost in the motive department, he wouldn't think of doing something like that! He may be a genius, but he ain't stupid.
Metal Loud: WELL, TRYING TO GET REVENGE ON GENE BY KILLING THE HISTERIANS THAT HE FAILED TO KILLED ALTHOUGH HE IS ALREADY DEAD SOUNDS STUPID ENOUGH, BUT DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT.
Zarret: (VO) I heard that, you still young loud version.
Evil Loud: NICE TRY, METAL ME. EVEN THE GOOD VERSION OF YOU WASN'T THAT STUPID TO YELL THAT ALOUD.
Muldoon: So Mr. Terriwinkle, once we take over, then what?
Kraser: Again, wait and see, Muldoon. Wait and see.
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Next, Slim and Natalie comes into the picture, Jeff Livingson decides he must act, and more of Kraser's plan revealed!
{Cut to the roads of Washington as, in one of the vans, Cassius and the Deadly Killer Man are driving by, both wearing black suits and sunglasses like the FBI, and they have a fake FBI ID on their suits}
Deadly Killer Man: What's with this Matrix getup, that series stopped being good and relevant 7 sequels ago.
Cassius: Deadly, open your eyes! We're dressed as FBI men who are gonna go into the White House, get close to the President, and wait for the others to take over his government, remember the plan?
Deadly Killer Man: Well sorry, I get stung by forgetfulness in my old age, remember?
Cassius: You and your stings!{Pause}Sting on the brakes, look out!{The Killer Man looks up and hits the brakes to avoid hitting the back of a car in front of them, but he does hit it a little bit}
Deadly Killer Man:{Pause}Sting on the brakes? At least I'm sharp enough to think of sharper lines than that!
Cassius: Quiet down, we can't let whoever's in there slow us down! Keep the glasses on and act like an FBI!{After the dented car parks in front of a sidewalk, two people come out from that car and head for the bounty hunters car}
Voice: All right then, who's the jerk that hit me and my girl?! I'm not gonna be in the mood to riddle my way through this!
Deadly Killer Man: No way.{Yes, the man who's car they crashed into is Slim Berry, and his girl Natalie Morre joins him as they head up to Cassius and DKM's car}Yes way, those are two of Kraser's targets!
Cassius: Hmm, getting them out of the way now would be nice target practice, but then we'd have to take out too many witnesses and we're late as it is! Let's just get them outta our way without any killing.{Rolls the window down and sticks his head out}You guys okay?
Natalie: The back of our car is clearly not okay thanks to you....FBI people?
Slim: FBI? They look like they're wearing outdated Matrix costumes, we can be mad at those people for ruining my new car!
Natalie: I don't think Matrix geeks wear FBI ID's on their shirts.
Slim:{Noticing the ID's on the suits}Well, they have been known to do weirder things than wear FBI ID's, maybe they're part of the new Matix agent costumes.
Cassius:{Deadpan}No m'amm, we're with the real FBI and we were on our way to see the President until my partner messed up.
Deadly Killer Man:{Deadpan}I apologize m'amm, the fact that we were in a hurry to see the President of the United States is no excuse for us crashing into your car.
Natalie: I, I guess not.
Slim:{A little nervous}Heh, imagine us meeting real FBI guys? So, um, do we exchance info now?
Cassius: Well, you know our number since we had you arrested for so many years, what's say we handle this? You guys wait here with your car and when we get settled, we'll call some guys to tow your car and repair free, on the house from the White House itself!
Natalie: That sounds nice, I guess they owe my love something after imprisioning him for so long, even if he was guilty of everything he did. But he's reformed now, he beat a major loser villain in Kraser Terriwinkle, and we'll be all okay again after you guys fix our car.
Deadly Killer Man: I, um, would assume so, m'amm. So you two just sit tight and we'll have someone come fix that thing for free, shouldn't be too long.
Slim: Okay FBI people, say hi to the President and thank him for pardoning me if you can!
Cassius: Of course we will, farewell then.{The car drives away}
Slim: Well, I guess we just sit and wait and enjoy the fresh air like a normal couple.
Natalie: You know, they reminded me more of those wisecracking bandit people from that Butch something or other movie in 1969.
Slim: Geez, don't you have a taste for old old old old movies. But that's another charming thing about you even if you do watch those outdated things called.....wait, was it VCR'S and VBR'S, I can't remember since no one else uses them anymore.
{Cut back to Butch and Sun- I mean, Cassius and the Deadly Killer Man driving towards the White House. Cassius is on the phone as DKM drives}
Cassius: No I couldn't actually kill them there Kraser, there'd be too many witnesses! I know you've already got everyone starting on their parts of the plan and you can't spare anyone to shoot them now, but I'm sure you can fit it in later!
{Cut to Kraser talking on the other end of the phone in the hideout}
Kraser: All right then, we'll carry out our ends of the plan and I'll send someone to kill those two later! But if you weren't in a hurry to influtrate the "President" and his FBI, those two would be dead no matter how many people saw it!
Cassius:{V.O}Good to know. Okay, we should be in the White House soon and we'll call you when we get close enough to Beckset.
Kraser: See that you do.{Hangs up}Okay people, we are a go! Our bounty hunter friends will be near Beckset in moments, Zarret, Wally, and Metal Loud will have their weapons ready to fight the police when the time is right, and the rest of us will use the secret warehouse to get in when Beckset is taken!
Disface: Warehouse? How are we supposed to get into the White House....through a WAREHOUSE?!!
Kraser: Remember that warehouse underneath the White House that Loud and those guys used during Gene's attack on Washington?{*Read the end to "Another 24 Hours" to better understand the warehouse sequence}
Disface: Not really.
Kraser:{Sighs}Ask Zarret, he'd be glad to rant about the warehouse and Gene for you. But do it quick, we have to start our attack soon! I want Beckset overthrown in an hour and Berry and his girlfriend gone 10 minutes later, we are a go!{Charges away}
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I couldn't fit Livingston in, so I guess you can fit that in while having the villains attack, JusSonic.
(Cut to a plane currently flying. As it does, we can hear Moppel voiceover.)
Moppel: (VO) Despite the recent reports of escaped or activated villains in Washington D.C...
(Cut to inside the plane as we can see Moppel reporting on the TV.)
Moppel: President Morgan Beckset is still celebrating his birthday at his currently residence the White House. Fortunately for him, members of the FBI are called to keep watch on him at all times just in case of any attack.
(The camera pans away from the TV as we can see who is watching: H! ally and current head of the Long Beach Science Organization, Jeff Livingson)
Jeff Livingson: It's a good thing I took the first plane when I heard of Kraser's new escape by some sort of Jango Bett wannabe as I expected this new H! Haters League theory for a long time. (looks at watch) It's going to take a few more minutes before my plane lands. I just hope nothing happens before I get there.
(Cut to the White House as a crowd outside is cheering for their president and his birthday today. President Morgan Beckset is looking at the crowd from inside the White House via window with two FBI agents near him.)
Morgan Beckset: I wondered if its a mistake having a birthday here? Especially when the man who try to killed me is now out to kill the people who defeated him as well as me?
FBI agent #1: I wouldn't worry, sir. Mr. Drawford will see to it that you are protected from any harm.
FBI agent #2: It's not like they would do something crazy like try the same plan that nearly did the capital in those many years ago.
FBI agent #1: (whispering hasily to FBI agent #2) Ssh! Don't do that!
Beckset: What?
FBI agents: Nothing.
FBI agent #1: Want to meet your public sir?
Beckset: Of course, then I wanna leave the place ASAP for safely precautions.
(Beckset followed by the agents head for the doors. Outside, FBI, cops, and whatnot are about watching out for table. Back at the Kiddington household, the Histerians and friends are looking at the event via their TV.)
Fetch: Hey, how come we aren't there to see it?
Loud: There isn't room for all of us and besides Harry insist we stay put just in case.
BB: WELL, I AM NOT SURE WHY KRASER WOULD EVEN BOTHERED TO ATTACK? WE WOULD JUST BEAT HIM UP LIKE LAST TIME.
Kelly: Right on, BB.
Bourgeois Buffoon: Geez, and to think I am the only one here who is called that.
CC: I wouldn't worry about it. Saying your full name than your initials is kinda sexy.
Felicia: Hey, I didn't like it when my real name was used at first but once I got together with Robert, all that is gone. Maybe you should do what I do?
Robert: Maybe a sex pervert?
Felicia: That isn't what I meant!
Mike: Will you guys quiet down? Me and the robots are trying to spoof this.
Crow: (Clinton) My dear Americans, I did not, repeat did not have s...
Digi-Fan: Not in front of the bloody children, Crow!
Tom Servo: So? We done it to the Histerians when they were kids and no one complained before.
Chit: Except us seniors that is.
Tom Servo: (sarcastic) Right, I forgot.
Susanna Susquahanna: At times like this, I wish I was back making a new film right now.
Pule: Same thing, darlie, but we wouldn't spend more time with our boy.
Leon: Yeah, and that wouldn't be fun.
(Cut to where Slim and Natalie are in front of a store watching Morgan's birthday celebration.)
Slim: You know, I used to be in there for a while although that was the real me, not me me.
Natalie: Yes, but you are reformed now so there isn't any reason to try to go back in there right?
Slim: Yep. I just have my new life and you. (Kisses Natalie)
Natalie: (Giggles) Now what is that for?
Slim: It felt right at the time and if your family were still alive, they would throw a riot though I think it would be Morre senior and junior who would do it.
Natalie: Right now I would want to forget the evils that they done and just enjoyed the day with no trouble.
Slim: Hmmm. I wonder why I doubted that?
(Cut to a section of the capital 2 miles from the cheering crowd. They cheered so loudly that they didn't noticed vehicles that looks like the Battle Droids' vehicles in the Star Wars films rolling up. Zarret comes out of the hatc in one of them and look at the even through his binoculars. View them, he can see Morgan accepting the crowd's cheers and the two FBI agents staying close nearby. After putting them away, he takes out the phone and calls in his boss.)
Zarret: Kraser, this is Christopher...Zarret, calling in. We are at our position. Where are you now?
(Cut to Kraser's group, made up of Kraser himself, The Crippler, Evil Loud, Disface, Inque, and Muldoon outside the warehouse hiding just in case it was being watched. Kraser is on his phone.)
Kraser: We are outside the warehouse that the Histerians used during their battle with Gene.
Zarret: (VO) Grrr! I thought I told you not to mentioned his name in presence! It was bad enough when I found out he is alive through his real name Slim Berry but now you forced me to rant on on how they used the things in there to battle both him and his pal Morre!
Muldoon: Well, at least he didn't say that they used my dad's house to hide in although I wouldn't care less.
Kraser: Zarret, where is our hidden agents?
Zarret: (VO) Near the president now.
Kraser: Good, on my signal, attack.
(We see some quick camera shots. The Histerians watching. Livingson's plane landing and him getting out. Slim and Natalie watching. Morgan and the event itself. Zarret, Wally, and Metal Loud getting ready attack. Finally we go back to Kraser's group.)
Kraser: (into phone) Now!
(Cut back to Zarret's group)
Zarret: Begin fire!
(Cut to the crowd cheering. Well they were until a police car exploded. Soon it gave way to screams of terror as Zarret, Wally, Metal Loud and their inventions and stuff begin their assault. The police and whatnot fire back.)
Police cop: (into talkie) Alert! We are under attack!
(The crowd runs to avoid being shot, but Wally, like the Super Battle Droid in the second Star Wars film begin to fired rapidly, shooting down a few people.)
Wally: Ha, I wish I done this many years ago! Then I wouldn't been thrown in prison by the Brain! It is...good.
(Morgan, followed by the FBI agents, run to the White House to avoid enemy fire.)
Beckset: I was right about my suspicion.
FBI agent #2: Do not worry, sir. We will escort you back to the White House. At least it was reinforced with the right break proof protection so it wouldn't be destroyed this time.
(Cut back to the mayhem. Metal Loud laughs evilly as he hits a cop on the head with a mallet coming from its socket.)
Metal Loud: THIS WOULD MAKE ME HAPPY UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT!
(So far, nothing good is happening. As the Histerians watch from the Kiddington household, they aren't happening.)
Aka: Oh, homey! This isn't good!
Lucky Bob: So should we run and hide again now?
Charity: Err, I wouldn't worry. I mean, surely something good would happened.
Lucky Bob: Hey, do not called me surely now.
Toadster: Bad time for a joke, Mr. Bob.
Lucky Bob: My friends and family called me either dad or Lucky Bob.
WOW: Let's not go there, okay?
R6: I hope this new attack doesn't turn out worst than the last one.
Digi-Fan: (moaning) Forget the thought.
(Cut back to inside the White House. Beckset and the FBI agents came inside. The agents locked the door. Beckset head straight for the Oval Office.)
Beckset: This sounds like terrorism with what's going on out there. I am heading to my office to call in the army to put a stop to this. This isn't going to be like 911 and you two know it.
FBI agent 1: Oh, we do.
(Cut to inside the Oval Office. Beckset went in and surprised to see that his chair is turned around. What surprised him more is that someone is in it as we can hear a familiar voice.)
Kraser: (VO) Take a good look around your office, Morgan...
(Sure enough, the chair turned around to reveal Kraser.)
Kraser: Because it would be the last time you would spent in here. Get him!
(Before Beckset could escaped, the FBI agents appeared.)
Beckset: Oh thank goodness you two are here. (points to Kraser) Arrest him!
(Instead, the first FBI agent grabs Beckset and throw him on another chair. He takes out a gun and points it at him.)
FBI agent 1: If you move while my associate ties you up, I will shoot you.
(Shocked, Beckset didn't moved as the second FBI agent tied him up. Once he is done...)
Beckset: Why would you do this?! This is treason!
FBI agent: First off, no it isn't.
(The two agents then removed their uniform to revealed they are Bart Cassius and the Deadly Killer Man all along.)
Cassius: And second, we aren't really FBI agents.
Beckset: You! You two are Bart Cassius and the Deadly Killer Man, the two wanted men who are bounty hunters!
DKM: Gladful. Now how about you shut up and let the boss talk?
Kraser: Gladly. Come in, my fellow H! Haters League.
(As Kraser got up, the people who were with him came into the office. Kraser goes up to Beckset.)
Kraser: So how do you liked my version of the cabinet? They are so local and they would do whatever it takes to get what they want.
Beckset: So my other suspicion was correct. You were responsible for the attack!
Kraser: Likewise. Now we got a demand for you. (nods to Cassius who points his gun at Beckset's head again) Turn over the nation to us or leave the White House in a bodybag!
Beckset: (angrily) I never liked you ever since you began your racisim which was fueled by your attempted murder of and I still don't liked you! I refused to be a coward like Clinton. I choose the latter opinion!
Muldoon: Geez, why is it that people rather choose the latter opinion? Have people come weak over the years?
Disface: I was thinking about that especially because SOME GANG MEMBERS ARE SO STUPID!!!
Evil Loud: HEY! I AM THE ONE WHO YELLS AROUND HERE. WELL, OKAY METAL LOUD CAN YELL AS LONG AS HE WANTS BUT STILL...
Beckset: Oh you can't fool me, Kraser. I know that is Loud Kiddington's evil self so you can't fool me into thinking he is a traitor.
Kraser: I wasn't intending on fooling anyone. Now what is the right choice?
Beckset: Never!
Cassius: Can I shoot him now?
Kraser: That would be the fools' way out! (to Beckset) Now Morgan, I would get the nation one way or another. Its time we make the H! Haters League's rule of the U.S.A. official. Take him away, Inque.
Inque: Right, sir.
(Using her powers, Inque grabs Beckset and left with him. (Note: I do not know what her powers are since I haven't seen Batman Beyond in quite a while. Maybe Robert would help))
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Next:
The Villains' demands. Things get crazy from here.
{A while later, a camera is set up in the Oval Office as more destruction is heard from outside. Kraser listens to it with a smile as he sets the camera up}
Kraser: Ah, nothing like listening to two Christopher Walken lookalikes and a metal loud boy beat up everyone trying to get in and kick us out, wouldn't you say?
Disface: Eh, I've heard more terror and been told about it enough by my, um, family.
Cassius: Well we haven't, so let us have our fun listening to this!
DKM: This is no spy game, this is for real and we're really in charge of the whole country. Are we ready to tell that to the world yet?
Kraser:{Polishing up the camera}In about 10 seconds, we will be.{Pushes a few buttons} Zarret's camera that takes control of the TV airwaves should be online about....now!
{Kraser steps in front of the camera as, in the Kiddington house, the TV now shows Kraser and his crew in the Oval Office. Slim and Natalie are also watching from the store, and elsewhere, Livingston is watching inside an airport}
Kraser: Good afternoon, citizens. I am your rightful President, Kraser Terriwinkle, and as you have just heard, we have overthrown the Beckset administration. And Christopher Zarret, Wally Faust, and Metal Loud are outside the White House and ready to destroy anybody who tries to get in and force us out! Well....almost anybody. Four of them I want brought to me alive before I kill them. Our demands are simple, I want BB Kiddington, Smiling Kelly, Slim Berry, and Natalie Morre dead, when that's done we will be more willing to leave power with no more damage. Failure to make this happen will result in even more death and things blowing up and my trigger happy friends shooting everything in sight.
Disface: That's right, I got some big friends that need to be let loose, don't give me and my boys a reasons to fire them up!
Kraser: Translation, people are gonna get killed if those 4 I mentioned aren't. And destroying the White House won't work since it's so well protected, plus it would kill your captured "real President" as well. We'll give our targets and the residents of our city a while to think this over, but keep it mind we want them brought here and ready to go to the next life very soon, for we have no room for patience.
Cassius: We won't have very cool hands if you don't listen to the President, a few hundred more people might get hurt.
Kraser: Think about it. We'll be waiting for them to get here for their destruction.....one way or another. End transmission.{He turns off the camera and sits down on the Oval Office chair}Ah, nothing like relaxing in my rightful seat of powers before the people bring my enemies to me.
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Next, the Histerians and the others react to Kraser's demands and begin plans to fight back.
(Cut to the Kiddington household after Kraser's broadcast was done.)
Sammy: Oh great, not again! It's like the Washington D.C. attack all over again!
Robert: Except this time me and the authors are involved. I sorta wrote the book on this thing.
JusSonic: You should talk. You did wrote the book on this thing.
BB: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? THE WHOLE NATION WOULD BE AFTER US.
Charity: You forgotten something, son. No one in the states want to do something crazy like killing us after the whole mess with Gene.
Pepper: But this time your son, his girlfriend, Slim, and Natalie are the targets and there are probably some bad people who wants them dead!
Cinnamon: Yeah, like the Burrowz and the unlikely coolie-cool vice-president Dummy!
Smartypants: Do not worry. There is geniuses with us this time and with the right inventions, we could be able to get into the White House and defeat them.
WOW: Isn't that what they want? I mean if we go there, we would be delivering BB and Kelly right in there hands.
Cho-Cho: And no way in heck am I endangering my daughter's life.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Tom: I haven't been here during the Washington attacks and I shoulda been, but I think we better leave. With the broadcast, there's a possibility our foes may come here.
Miss Info: Sigh It's nice not to be targeted for once.
Charity's cousin: Hey, don't say that. They may kill you on the side note.
Bourgeois Buffoon: Uh, Marissa? It's best not to say that on the count we don't want to anger Felicia or her husband.
Mike: Darn tootie. Let's scam now.
Nostradamus: I knew you were going to say that, shut up!
(Cut to Hugh Dummy's as the man with the funny name just watched the broadcast who just watched the broadcast.)
Hugh Dummy: Hmmm. A chance to put that loud brat and his pals outta their misery. Tempting though I wondered if I should risked it with my job as vice principal and bloody all that. (Pause) Ah, to bloody h*** with it!
(Hugh ran out the door. Cut to the Burrowz who watched the broadcast from outside the store.)
Robby 'Prano: Hey, you heard that boss?
Henry Talkin: Yeah, this could be the chance to avenge the one who gave us the reason for our gang name as well. Plus, no one would go after us since we would be saving the country.
Malcolm Tunic: Uh, isn't that kinda biased?
Talkin: Malcolm, remind me later to hurt you for that one. Let's go, Burrowz.
(The gang left running. They didn't realized they were watched as coming out of the alley is two of the other targets, Slim and Natalie.)
Slim: Great, this is what I get for making a famous event. Being killed by it again!
Natalie: I can understand why Kraser would go after you since you did put him away but why me?
Slim: Simple. It's the reason I, the real me, went after Charity. Making someone miserable by killing their girlfriend.
Natalie: So should we find the Histerians?
Slim: We better or our heads is going to be on Kraser's silver platter!
(The two left running. Cut to the bridge leading in and out of the Washington D.C. as cars are in a jam trying to get out. Livingson is on a scooter trying to get through the jam.)
Livingson: Oh, why didn't I arrived earlier? Some people of Washington D.C. would rathered abandoned the town then be destroyed. Now I know how my pal Harry used to feel when he was here. This is going to take a few minutes to get into the city.
(Cut to inside the White House as Kraser is looking out the window. Some people are outside by the gate as if waiting for Kraser's instructions.)
Kraser: This is the best we can get?! Only a few?!
Crippler: Well, not everyone wants to be like Gene's army.
Muldoon: I should know, my dad was one of them.
Kraser: Well, I guess this is the best we can do. It's time I'm assigning generals. Crippler, I want you, Muldoon, and the bounty hunters to lead the "army".
Crippler: Yes sir.
Muldoon: Hold on! Why should I go?! Do you want me to be killed like my dad?!
Evil Loud: (sarcastic) GEEZ, AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE FOR YOUR DAD'S DEATH. AT LEAST THE MULDOON FROM WHERE I CAME FROM ISN'T SO MUCH OF A CHICKEN!
Kraser: Behave yourself, Evil Loud.
Evil Loud: BEHAVE? WHAT'S THAT? I NEVER HEARD USE THOSE WORDS EVEN SINCE CHARITY'S DEATH. (begins to sobs) Oh love, why must you do it?
Disface: Oh, for crying out loud, get ahold of yourself! Find someone to love.
Evil Loud: I know, but Charity is the only one who ever did it with me.
DKM: Can we please go on before someone gets sick??? Like me?!
Kraser: Right. Now then, Muldoon, I must stay here so I can finish them off. Evil Loud, Inque, and Disface have to stay here because I need their help. Zarret and Wally have to stay outside to prevent people from going in. You, Crippler, and the bounty hunters must go because of your experiences.
Cassius: When you say Zarret and Wally, do you mean...
Kraser: Yes. I call in Zarret and he will be sending Metal Loud to assist you. He wants to have the chance to kill Slim Berry as much as I do.
Muldoon: Fine. Let's go already.
(Outside, the crowd waits impatiently. The Crippler, Muldoon, and the bounty hunters came outside the gate. Metal Loud flew in to join them.)
Crippler: Now then, like Kraser said before, the following four-BB Kiddington, Smiling Kelly, Slim Berry, and Natalie Morre-must died or all is lost. And I must remind you people that Slim Berry is the late villain Gene Burrows's real name so this gave you the extra reason why he must not live. Any questions?
(Hugh's hand goes up.)
Hugh: Yeah. Doesn't it seem cliche that Muldoon's son would lead this "army" even what happened to Robert Muldoon?
Cassius: He doesn't care either way, Dummy.
(The crowd laughs at Hugh's name. Hugh got angry. Someone spoke up.)
Henry: Hey, watch it, you morons! (the crowd turns to see him and his Burrowz gang members) Vincent Morre got a silly name as well and he got the same problem as the vice principal here. So I would watch it if I were you.
'Prano: Yeah!
(Hugh is surprised that some students of his school would defend him.)
DKM: Does anyone else got any questions? (No one else raises a hand) Good. We will show you the weapons you will be using. And then, (smiles evilly) we will begin our hunt.
(Cut to the Kiddington household as the Histerians are rushing to leave.)
Fetch: Hey come on, guys! The army would be here any minute!
Froggo: It isn't an army. More like a riot mob.
Aka: Either way, we better get going homie.
Toast: Dude, like where should we go? They probably know all our hideouts thanks to Robert's book.
Digi-Fan: Hey, it isn't his bloody fault more people read it! Besides, "Another 24 Hours" is a bloody good book.
R6: Ahem...
Tom Servo: Hey, I think I know where to go.
Crow: Anywhere but Adam Sandler's house.
Tom Servo: That isn't what we meant. Remember Mr. Smartypants's old residence?
Mike: Yeah, that is a good place to hide!
Smartypants: If it was still around. After I left it to go back to Burbank after the attack, it was torn down. The FBI building is there down.
Bill: Well, so much for that idea.
(Smartypants realized something)
Smartypants: But maybe the secret lab is still there!
Leon: What secret lab?
Smartypants: Remember the lab where Gene built his deadly weapon, the robo-spider?
Father Time: How can we forget it?
Toadster: I could. Me and the other kids never been there.
Smartypants: Well, the lab is built underground so it's a possibility we can get to it via the secret entrance inside the FBI building.
Tom: Should we trust anyone who there? I mean Kraser...
Loud: Dad, Kraser may be the new "president" but Drawford would never serve a monster like him and would never betray us.
Charity: The new problem is getting there with the crisis at hand.
BB: CAN WE GO OR WOULD ME AND KELLY GO TO HEAVEN IN A BODYBAG?!
Pule: I hate it when people say that, I really do!
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Next:
The hunt begins as the villains and their "army" goes after the Histerians while at the same time they have to get to Smartypants's former home. Will Slim Berry, Natalie, and Livingson get to the Histerians in time?
{Cut to the streets of Washington as Crippler, the bounty hunters, Muldoon, and the rest of the "army" are looking around, holding various weapons}
Crippler: Histerians, where are you? Come out before we destroy the city some more! We have the entire population of Washington on our side again!
Muldoon: No we don't, this is a pale imitation of the group my dad was in!
Cassius: We know, but would you mind not letting them know that before we blast them? Would that be a problem?
DKM: They're probably not here to tell us how few people we have, but then again, how are we supposed to know where they'd go hiding?
Hugh:{Reading a book}They found a way before according to this bloody 24 Hours book that my stupid boss wants to make as a textbook in my school.
Henry: Ew, textbooks are bad and boring enough without having them in them!
Hugh: Actually they weren't bad before this one written by some twit named Robert something came along. With it's content hero worshipping of those Histeria twits and listing all the hideouts they were in almost 30 years ago and Mr Smartypants description of the secret lab you can get into via the FBI headquarters. I mean, how much rubbish can you put in one book?!
Crippler:{Pause}Secret lab you can get into via FBI headquarters, eh? Perhaps we can take a break now and call Kraser so he can, um, arrest and develop FBI security.
{Cut to Livingston driving his scooter into the city}
Livingston: Finally, it's about time I showed up, the mass mob of people out to kill the Histerians have probably started hunting by now! I hope they haven't-{Looks up and then swerves away in a hurry because he almost hit a running Slim and Natalie, and he has to jump off the scooter before it crashes into a tree}Okay, who just made me almost crash before I finished talking about Kraser's mob of millions?!
Natalie: Actually, we heard it's a hundred at best, but we're still worried enough that we have to go right now and find the Histerians.
Livingston: The Histerians? I'm looking for them too.{Notices Slim}Slim Berry?! Are you still able to see the Histerians without wanting to kill them?
Slim:{Sarcastic}Um, I guess so.
Livingston: Good, then we can work together to find them and help them escape the mob!
Natalie: It's more like a riot mob from what we heard on car radios.
Livingston: In any case, I didn't read Mr Dougherty's book so I'm not familar with their hideouts, but Slim might! Mr Berry, if you were still after them in a situation like this, where's the first place you would look?
Slim: Hmm....
{Elsewhere, the H! gang is trying to wander around without being noticed by anybody}
Crow: Hey, does anyone else think that we should have been spotted by now because we're so well know, and because it's pretty strange to have about 20 to 30 people and robots walk together trying not to be noticed? I mean, we're kinda lucky not to have been noticed 20 minutes ago.
Fetch: Maybe I can pretend your arms are metal bones and we can be noticed some more.
Crow: Nah, we don't need to test our luck that far.
Leon: So where's this FBI place we need to go to anyway?
Tom Servo: Oh great, there's another way we're pushing our luck! Even if Drawford doesn't want to catch us, what makes us think they won't just lock him up and make the rest of the FBI want to get us?
Kelly: Is this why we haven't seen these metal people until today, cause they're annoying in pointing out how we might be doomed?
Tom: Well, they're not always right when they say stuff like that, maybe that's one of those times.
Mike: At least we know for sure they are right after you said they weren't.
Aka: How do you know?
Mike: Well I can see the FBI headquarters from here and I can see them taking Drawford away.{The gang sees that indeed, the FBI building isn't too far away and they go back to avoid being seeing by Kraser's army, who is in front of the building and some of the people in it have just finished dragging someone, probably Drawford, away}
Muldoon: There, now we'll see if the dummy's prediction will pay off. If they want to come here to get to this lab, they'll have to do so with the entire FBI under our control now!
DKM: You know, it's surprising how Gene didn't just use the FBI and the entire government to find them the first time, instead of hiring your dad and other normal people to do it.
Muldoon: Why don't we discuss the huge flaws of that incident later on or never, okay?!
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Next, the Histerians try to figure out how to get past the FBI and Slim, Natalie, and Jeff try to lend their help in time.
Pule: Great, our best hideout been blocked by the people who is going to kill us.
Sammy: I thought they were only after BB, Kelly, Slim, and Natalie.
Susanna: Yes, but since we are helping them, they are likely to kill us too.
Sammy: Terrific. And just when I got a chance to greenlit "Histeria: Back in Action."
R6: That would have been a good film if you haven't ripped off the Looney Tunes one!
Lydia: Johnny, must you discuss it now and so loudly?
Voice: Especially since when you are found?
(This startled the Histerians and before they get a chance to scream and expose themselves, Robert looks and stop them.)
Robert: Relax.
Digi-Fan: What do you bloody mean?! We are found!
Robert: Oh, we are found, but luckily by people who can help us.
(Sure enough, the source of the voice is Livingson and with them...well, you get the idea!)
BB: Jeff Livingson! Man, are we glad to see you!
Livingson: Yes, I came as soon as I heard about the villains' presence here and unfortunately I was right.
Slim: And since me and my girl Natalie are the targets, it is right that we help you even if it means our death.
WOW: I hate it when people say, well, you get it by now.
Mike: Maybe you guys can help us! Kraser's "army" has taken control of the FBI building and Drawford captured!
JusSonic: They probably knew about your old lab, Slim, which wouldn't happened if a certain someone haven't put the place location in their book.
Felicia: If you think of blaming my beloved Robert...
Robert: Calm down, Felicia. He has the right to be upset. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if they used the old strategies in the books I wrote.
Cho-Cho: Yeah, especially that one where we meet up with the Fairly Oddparents.
Robert: Of course, I made that as Fiction, not real. I have no idea how I got that idea.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Loud: Slim, since you are now reformed, what would you do?
Slim: Well, I got an idea of another way to get in but it is going to be gross.
Kelly: Please, please! I want to lived long enough to have children.
BB: IF WE LIVED THAT LONG, YOU MEAN.
Charity: Son, don't yell or they'll hear us. What is your idea of a way in?
Slim: Look down.
(Soon, the Histerians look down and see a sewer lid.)
Father Time: Yeah, it's a entrance to the...oh well, you ain't saying.
Natalie: I don't like it either, but we don't have any choice.
Smartypants: Well, if it means getting in without getting killed, fine.
(Cut to inside the FBI building as "army" members are at their posts. The H! Haters League members are walking down the halls.)
DKM: Since we are here, how about we released the innocent people the Histerians thrown in here?
Cassius: Now that's crazy. You know very well it would make our quest worse.
Metal Loud: YOU MEAN MY QUEST! I WANT SOMETHING ELSE OTHER THAN REVENGE IN THIS SITUATION.
Muldoon: Ugh. Even the real Loud woulda known better and shut up.
Metal Loud: YOU SHUT UP!
Crippler: Shut up, both of you! I have a feeling that the Histerians would find another way to get in.
DKM: Why did you say that? We block our entrances and exits.
Crippler: I may not be Gene, but even I am smarter than that. If only we could find Gene's old lab than we could wait for them and get them.
Metal Loud: WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT WE CAUSE ENOUGH DESTRUCTION UNTIL WE FIND IT?
Crippler: Yes and even if the Histerians did try to get away, they would find our army waiting for them in the FBI building.
Muldoon: Fine. Metal Loud, would you begin your destructive rampage?
Metal Loud: FINE. EVERYONE, GET OUT OF THE WAY! I AM COMING A-BLAZING!
(Metal Loud begins shooting as "army" members run to avoid begin hit. Especially the villains.)
Cassius: Wait until we get outta the way first!!!
Metal Loud: WHAT A OLD GROUCH!
(Cut to inside of Gene's old lab as seen in "Another 24 Hours". The camera goes to a part of the lab with a sewer lid. It begins to move and opens up. The Histerians got out one by one, all muddy and stuff.)
Miss Info: Eeew. Now why on Earth would there be another entrance to the sewer in here?!
Smartypants: Well, it was there so I can get samples from the sewers. But Slim, how did you know?
Slim: Well, being formerly Gene and all, I know almost everything about my old lab.
Cinnamon: (looking around) Hey, all of Gene's old stuff is here!
Livingson: And maybe more. We got to get what we can find that is useable and get new stuff in a history before the H! Haters League get wise.
Leon: Sometimes I wish I stay in bed.
Crow: So do we kid, but we don't always get what we wish, do we?!
Froggo: Hey, you want them to find us?! Then go ahead and continue shouting!
Charity: Enough! Let's get to work!
(Cut to inside the FBI building as Metal Loud continues his shooting spree and the other members of the H! Haters League and the "army" follows him. Soon, he found something.)
Metal Loud: AH HA! CHECK THIS OUT!
(A part of the wall reveals an entrance that was hidden.)
Crippler: Excellent. (to the "army") Me and the members of the H! Haters League will go in after them. You are all to stay out here and surrounded the Histerians should they try to escape using this way.
Malcolm: Uh, shall we shoot them if they resist captured?
Crippler: Yes but do not kill our targets. Kraser and the other members want the honors of killing them. You kill them, you can kiss your and everyone else's lives goodbye!
Henry: Yeah! Don't be stupid!
(Henry hits Malcolm on the head as usual>)
Malcolm: Ouch! I was just asking!
Crippler: (to the other H! Haters League members) Men, it's time to go in, but slowly. We want to hear everything they have to say.
(The Deadly Killer Man holds up a gun and laughs.)
DKM: This is where the bounty gets interesting.
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Next:
Part 1 of the battle of the Histerians and friends against the H! Haters League and their "army". Who will have more speaking parts?
{Cut back to the lab as the gang is looking through some old weapons Gene used in "Another 24 Hours"}
Froggo: Let's see, we have guns that shoot out nets, guns that literally suck people into them, and some other deadly stuff. So all this is supposed to beat killers, regular people, and dummies, eh?
Mike: If you have anything better, I'd like to hear it. Seriously I would, I'm not gonna die without using anything cooler than this, you know!
Natalie: Slim, didn't Gene have anything with more, well, firepower?
Slim: I, or he, had lots more stuff, but we pratically uncovered everything he used already except for the giant spider and the regular sized.....{Slim suddenly starts looking around the lab in a hurry}
Bourgeois: What's he doing?
BB: YOU'D KNOW BETTER THAN ME SINCE YOU KNEW GENE, RIGHT?
Bourgeois: I came in after that whole mess, so no. And would you mind keeping it down, someone will hear us, and it'll probably be someone with a big gun.{Sighs}I guess loudness and other annoying traits do run in the family.
Kelly: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?! I know you hated my boyfriend's dad for stealing Mrs Bazaar from you, but that's no reason to take it out on my boyfriend!
CC: Right, he has no reason to do that anymore thanks to me.
Bourgeois: Why are you still harping on me about that, I gave up hating the loud people and I stuck with you, that's not why I told him to keep quiet, I just don't want him to lead the H! Haters here. So everyone just KEEP QUIET!!!!{The gang stops what they're doing}
Sammy: Oh shoot, we're done for now. Why'd you have to do that, and for that matter, why couldn't R6 do it first so I'd finally have support to get him good?!
Metal Loud:{V.O}THE ONLY GETTING IS GONNA BE DONE BY US, IDIOT WHO RIPPED OFF A LOONEY TUNES MOVIE!!!!
JusSonic: See, I told you never to rip off the classics, but-{He stops as the enterance to the lab is blasted open and then the Crippler, Cassius, DKM, and Metal Loud come in}
Crippler: Hello there, the President's dying to meet you again. Come with us and we won't have to severly hurt you instead of killing you.
Cassius: Enough talk, it's time for the hunt!{Gets out a rifle}The verdict is in, these people are going down!
Robert: Hey, you sound like a guy who starred in a old time movie called The Verdict, that would sure make it a funny joke.
Cassius: Who's joking, especially about the going down part?{Cassius starts firing at everyone and so does DKM. The Crippler then uses his jet pack to fly up and fire at the gang in the air, while Metal Loud looks around for something}
Metal Loud: KIDDINGTON, WHERE ARE YOU?!! WE GOT SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF NOW!!!
DKM: Oh, you want us to wound Loud, no problem.{Aims at Loud}Okay Mr Kiddington, time to meet an unnatural-{He stops as Slim jumps in front of him and aims a gun at him}
Slim: You want him, you gotta get through me, though I already have quite a trip lined up for you!{Slim fires at DKM, but as it turns out, this is the gun that sucks up people, and in a matter of seconds Deadly Killer Man is literally sucked into the gun. Cassius stops firing to see this}
Cassius: What did you do to my partner?! That's the guy I'm gonna be remembered with when I die, no matter how many other things I've done without him and no matter how many other partners I've had!{Aims his gun}Get him out now or-{A shot is fired that knocks the gun out of Cassius's hands}Who shot at me before I finished my threat, show yourself?!
Slim:{Now holding a remote control}Okay, I'll get him and his 8 legs out now.
{At that point something comes out of the shadows- and it's one of Gene's old normal sized mechanical spiders. It then goes up to Cassius and kicks him, then knocks him on the ground. Then another metal spider comes up to guard him}
Cassius: What in the...name of Posidon is that?
Slim: Gene's 30 year old weapons now used for a good cause! I knew he kept a few of them around here somewhere, and since I was Gene and I knew how to reprogram them, I got two more ready to finish things up here.
{Away from him, the Crippler continues to fly over the gang and fire at them}
Miss Info: How are we supposed to get away from him, he can see us hiding everywhere!
Toadster: This is so not cool!{The Crippler now flys in front of him and prepares to fire, but another metal spider jumps in front of him and blocks the shot}Whoh, now that's coolie cool!
Charity: A metal spider?! One of those things just helped us?!
Crippler: Not for long!{Before he gets another shot off though, the metal spiders shoots at him and hits one of his wings, obviously damaging his jet pack and therefore his ability to fly}Okay, you get a few extra minutes, but after that I make no-{Starts falling to the ground}promissesss!!!{Lands on the ground}
BB: Wow.....THAT THING REALLY IS COOLIE COOL, LET ME GO ON IT!!{BB climbs on top of the spider}Okay, find that metal version of my Dad!{The spider starts running around}YEE HA, THIS IS MORE FUN THAN MAKING THE BURROWZ FALL IN A GARBAGE TRUCK!!!
Metal Loud:{V.O}TOO BAD YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THAT FUN EVER AGAIN!!!{BB cringes from the sound long enough for Metal Loud to jump on top of the spider along with him}YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, YOU LOUD HUMAN WASTE!!!
BB: WELL AT LEAST I'M LOUD AND HUMAN, AND WITH A MOM AND DAD TOO!!!
Metal Loud: YOU JUST HAVE TO PUSH ME, DON'T YOU?!!
BB: NO, BUT I WILL NOW!!!{BB catches Metal Loud off guard and pushes him off the spider, where he lands right in front of it while the spider is still running- therefore it can't stop before one of it's legs literally goes into Metal Loud's metal body}
Metal Loud: OW!!! GET OFF ME, YOU STINKING METAL GARBAGE!!
BB: TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!! YOU HEARD HIM, THROW THE METAL GARBAGE OUT!!{The spider throws Metal Loud off his leg and he lands on the ground looking slightly damaged. BB then gets off and rejoins the gang}
Kelly: Wow, that was so brave and so cool with the one liners and all.
JusSonic: Yeah, now let's be brave and cool somewhere else before they all get up!
Slim: I hear that, we'll take the spiders with us and take this Deadly Killer Man as a hostage of our own!
{He holds up the gun with DKM in it and carries it out with him, then the other good guys and girls run out followed by the spiders. They run through the sewers and head for the secret enterance that they came from, then they open it- only to find the rest of the army right in front of them}
Henry: Well well, look who it is. Looks like school's out for you guys but good!
Prano: Ha, schools out, that's a good one!{Henry hits Malcolm}
Malcolm: What was that for, I didn't say anything!
Henry: No, but you let him say it for you! Now everyone be quiet and let's help these guys take them to the President, pronto!
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Next, the gang battles the rest of the army and the H! Haters members start recovering from defeat.
Digi-Fan: Geez, this is getting bloody ridiculous.
Chit: And how did the army found the sewer entrance?!
Muldoon: It's amazing how finding details from a certain author's book can do.
Hugh: Ha! The book about the event of years ago have some use after all.
Felicia: (to Histerians) Okay, don't any of y'all blame my Robert or you won't live to regret it.
Muldoon: That is the idea. Now shut up and move or we can get through this without waiting more hours.
Slim: Okay, Shane, but first you better duck.
Henry: Why? So you can ambush us? Forget it.
Slim: Okay, don't say I didn't warn ya, pal!
(Slim press the release button on the suck gun and out pops DKM. The H! Haters League member flew through the army and knock most of them down.)
Muldoon: D'oh! You idiots! Blast you, Slim!
Slim: Hey, I didn't warn ya so don't go blaming it on me.
Muldoon: Attack the threats to the state!
Digi-Fan: I will make it easy for ya.
(Digi-Fan took her wand and shoot blasts at the "army" members knocking the weapons out of their hands.)
Nameless soldier: Oh great! We got a witch on our hands!
Henry: So what? Let's tackle them at once!
(The Burrowz attacks the group but Tom grabs Henry and holds him by the shirt.)
Tom: So you're one of the punks who been terrorizing my grandson and his friends.
Henry: And the one who named after the greatest villain ever, old man!
Tom: Old man, am I? Does an old man do this?
(Tom threw Henry into a nearby garbage bin. Henry tries to get out.)
Henry: Yuck! This is worser as getting thrown into a manure truck!!
Bill: Everyone, do not stop fighting until we get away!
(The battle resumes. Fetch going after one of the soldiers and bit his behind.)
Nameless soldier: Ouch! That hurts!
Fetch: That is what you get for messing with my pals and their families!
(Some of the Histerians got some punches in, dodging the "army's" firing doing so. Toadster tackles 'Prano. One of the female members took him off of him.)
Nameless female soldier: A boy your age shouldn't fight, you brat!
(Something taps her on the arm.)
Nameless female soldier: What is...argh!
(Something jumps her, making her let go of Toadster. It is one of Gene's old robo-spiders.)
Hugh: What the bloody heck?!
Slim: My favorite toys to the rescue. Say hello the past, everyone.
(The rest of the robo-spiders appears.)
Muldoon: They are just Gene's robo-spider! Just eliminate them!
(The army shoots but none of the shots hit their marks.)
Livingson: Amazing. The shields that Gene placed in the robo-spider still work.
Slim: Also, I made an improvement. In other words, no viruses can get through the shields. Heh, if I woulda used this a long time ago, I would never have believe it.
WOW: But you ain't evil anymore, right?
Pepper: Less talking, more running okay!
Hugh: Not if you can't get by us. Seize them!
Muldoon: Who made you the boss?!
Slim: Oh, we can get by you. Everyone, fire at will.
Leon: Which one is Will? Nah. I better save the jokes for later.
(The Histerians shoot at the army but instead of laser blasts, net covers all the army members except for Henry who is still in the can. They also covered DKM.)
Malcolm: Hey, no fair! I wasn't supposed to be net until later!
Nostradamus: Well, I knew this is going to happened so shut up to the rest of you!
Charity: Well, it's been fun seeing you people again, but I think we better go, so...
R6: Screw you, guys, we're outta here!
Lydia: That woulda been a good line if it wasn't a parody of the quote from that fat kid.
R6: Later, Lyds. Later!
Lydia: Hey, what did I say about...
Miss Info: Save it, Lydia!
(The good guys ran from the scene. And just in time too, as the recovered H! Haters League members got out of the sewer.)
Cassius: Yuck! I wondered why there is even a sewer entrance to begin with?!
Crippler: (noticed the Histerians no longer around) You let them get away, did you?!
DKM: (in net) Well, they got better weapons then we do!
Metal Loud: (sarcastic) OH GEEZ, I WONDERED WHY?
(A beeping noise is heard)
Crippler: It's the boss.
(Crippler takes out his phone and speaks into it.)
Crippler: Hello?
Kraser: (VO) I see our first attempt didn't go very well.
Crippler: How did you know?
Kraser: (VO) Lucky guess.
Muldoon: (still in net) Well, we aren't the army from Gene's attack. This is the best we can get but there's no place they can go to now since huge dummy here know where their best hideouts are at.
Hugh: Oh make fun of my bloody name, won't ya?!
Kraser: (VO) Shut up! Metal Loud, get the army and the other two H! Haters League members out of their nets and go after them! And remember bring me BB, Kelly, Slim, and Natalie to me alive...so I can kill them!
Crippler: Yes sir. (hangs up phone) You heard him, Metal Loud. Get them out.
Metal Loud: CAN'T WE LEAVE THEM IN THERE? THEY ARE LOSERS AFTER ALL.
Crippler: Boss's orders. Now do it! (to the army) As for the rest of you, they won this first round but the war is ours.
Cassius: What war? This isn't the one Bush the 2nd made on Iraq, is it?
Crippler: What, that Texas loon? No!
(Cut back to the Oval Office with the left behind H! Haters League are at, with Zarret and Wally joining them.)
Disface: It woulda been better if I WAS LEADING THE ARMY!
Evil Loud: SAVE IT, DISFACE. I AM THE ONE BESIDES METAL ME WHO YELLS AROUND HERE.
Disface: Make me!
Kraser: Silence the both of you. I think we better lend the army some help.
Inque: From Zarret and Wally?
Kraser: No, remember they are to stay outside so no one can storm the White House. You, however, I will send.
Inque: Me?
Kraser: With your abilities you will make the job easy.
Zarret: Wouldn't it be better if you were out there, Kraser? That is what he-who-must-not-be-named once did.
Wally: You mean...Gene?
Zarret: I told you not to mentioned his name in front of me!!!
Kraser: Don't sound so angry, Chris. I will not begin to fight until later. Going after them now was a mistake too many villains done in the past. Now Inque, get going and do not failed me.
Inque: That is why I'm the best in Gotham.
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Next
Inque joins in the fun as the story continues!
{Cut to the streets of Washington as the gang is walking around until some random people see them}
Man: Hey look, it's those Histeria people that those evil guys wanna kill! Let's get em!
Man 2: But isn't that joining up with the bad guys like all those people did almost 30 years ago?{Before the first guy can respond, the 4 metal spiders come up and walk towards them}And I had other things to do other than get shot by spiders too, later!{He runs away and after taking a closer look at the spiders, the first guy runs off too}
Cinnamom: Well all right, we got some firepower on our side!
Livingston: But so does Kraser and his crew, and they'll be back at whatever other hiding places we find.
R6: Yeah, I guess we are in for one of those long, long, long cat and mouse games until the inevitable final battle at the White House.
Sammy: What? We gotta waste our time getting shot at till we fight them at the White House, forget that! Why don't we just attack them there now and get it over with?
Robert: Well, a fight like that is the only way this thing can end, so....
Tom: Hold on, you're actually thinking of using an idea by Melman to save us and the country?!
Crow: Well....I'm sick of walking anyway, why get my feet rusted before the big final battle when we could get it over with now?
Lydia: But Melman thought of it, Melman!!
Sammy: And if someone else thought of it you'd agree with it, right?
Bill: I think that's beside the point!
{The groups starts arguing as they walk down the street and pass by some kind of large cabinet- which unseen to them, then grows arms and snatches both Kelly and Natalie and throws it into itself and closes the door. Once the arguing gang is out of sight, the arms grow again and Kelly and Natalie and thrown back out- then the cabinet changes to Inque and she grabs the girls and covers their mouths}
Inque: Not a muffled word or I can glue these hands to your mouths, and believe me that would hurt. Which is cool, but Kraser wants you to be okay before he does all the hurting, let's go pay him a visit right now.{She runs off with the girls as, far away, the gang wraps up their arguement}
BB: QUIET DOWN!!!{Everyone does}LOOK, WE'RE ON THE RUN HERE AND MAYBE IT CAN'T END ANYWHERE BUT WITH A WHITE HOUSE SHOWDOWN, BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA FIGURE IT OUT BY WASTING OUR TIME ARGUING WHILE THE ARMY'S LOOKING FOR US!!!
Borgeious: Good thinking, too bad they've probably heard you and know where we are!
Loud: Well, at least we can fight them off with the spiders, so don't entirely blame my son or Kelly will let you have it too, right Kelly?{Looks around}Kelly? Hey, where'd Kelly go?
Toadster: I dunno, I thought she was somewhere in this large group.
Leon: Do you think they got her?
Slim: Nonsense, there isn't an army member here for miles, right Natalie?{Looks around}Natalie? Where'd she go?
BB: KELLY?!! SLIM'S GIRLFRIEND?!! KELLY?!{Worried}WHERE ARE YOU?!!
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Next, Kraser gets the girls and makes a new demand.
Disface: Not to doubt you or anything but how will we know there will be success with Inque this time?!
Wally: He got a point. Even the Circle couldn't get the Brain.
Kraser: Not to worry, my fellow doubters. While it's true Inque has some failures due to her confrontations with Batman, she does has some successes.
(The phone rings and Kraser pick it up.)
Kraser: Ah, good. This could be good news now. (answers it) Yes?
Inque: (VO) I have gotten the two girlfriends of two of your targets, sir.
Kraser: Really? Excellent. Bring them here. I will call the army away from their mission. (hangs up) Success. Inque has gotten two of the targets. Time to play an old card used by you-know-who.
Zarret: Well, at least you...didn't mentioned his name...that time.
(Ignoring him, Kraser puts in a number. Cut to the army still searching unaware of Inque's success.)
Hugh: This is bloody ridiculous. Instead of searching the city like finding needles in hay stacks, we coulda ask Metal Loud to blast at random.
Muldoon: So you don't want to save your city, heh? Well, go ahead and betray the nation, you dummy.
Hugh: I didn't mean it like that!
(Crippler's cellphone starts ringing.)
Crippler: Shut up! My cellphone is ringing. (Answers it) Yes? (Pause to listen) Is that so? Good. We will be there at once, President Kraser. (hangs up) We got good news. Inque has captured two of the targets. We are to go back to the White House at once.
Malcolm: But we haven't gotten the last two yet!
(Malcolm then hides behind an army member to avoid being hit by Henry.)
Crippler: Yes, but Kraser is going to play the old kidnapping the girlfriend to lure the hero to their doom trick.
Cassius: Yeah right. Gene try that before and it didn't work.
Crippler: Except this time there is two girls and the heroes are BB and Slim AKA Gene. He wants the H! Haters League members, that would be, the bounty hunters, Muldoon, and Metal Loud, to go to the Oval Office.
Henry: And what about us? Are you saying the army is no longer useful?
Crippler: Not really. Kraser wants the army to patrol the grounds including the White House. There is a chance the others will help just like years ago and Kraser doesn't like to take chances.
DKM: Let's go already, Crippler! Say you sound familiar. Have I seen you before?
Crippler: I could be Dave Norbert's twin brother, but I ain't spoiling my secret yet. Let's go.
(Cut back to the office)
Evil Loud: GOOD, I SHOULDA DONE THIS A LONG TIME AGO. IT WOULDA SAVE ME A BUNCH OF TROUBLE AND PAIN.
Wally: But back then, you know who's good self didn't...have a girlfriend and neither did Vincent Morre's good self.
Zarret: Are those two even in yet or do we have to wait some more?
Kraser: No need to go crazy than you already are, Chris. Here they are now.
(Inque comes in still holding the girls. She tosses them inside then close the doors. Disface points guns at the girls to keep them from escaping as they both get up.)
Kelly: (sarcastic) Oh geez. I wondered where we are right now.
Kraser: Do not use that attitude with me, young lady. Not in front of the president of the U.S.A.
Natalie: You are not the president. You are more of a dictator, an imposter who just stole the office from the rightful president.
Evil Loud: SHUT UP, *****! GEEZ, I WISH YOUR DAD WAS HERE SO I CAN MAKE HIM SO CRAZY WHEN HE SEES ME KILL YOU.
Natalie: News flash, you imposter. My dad is dead.
Kraser: He meants the good version of your dad. Now then, do you two realized the crimes you committed?
Kelly: What crimes? I didn't realized throwing you in prison twice was a crime.
Kraser: No, loving two of my enemies, associating with their friends, and putting the whole nation in a bunch of chaos.
Natalie: That is not true! You don't have any giant spider to help you cause the mayhem. Just a bunch of robots made by two Christopher Walken ripoffs!
Zarret: And we can speak...like him too. So do not speak...again!
Kraser: Answer me this. Why even spend so much time with them? BB is a loud brat who voice he inherited from his father can destroyed ears and Slim is a memory of the most evilest man in the world!
Natalie: Again with that? Listen, Slim has reformed. He now realized his path was choosen the day his real self's parents has died. It is not his fault he caused the 24 Hours marathon and the attack on Washington, it was the fault of his real self!
Kelly: And it may be true that BB may be loud but so what? Like he say before, he and I are kids, being loud and annoying is what we do! Plus, you forget the fact...
Disface: Okay, enough with the annoying sentiment already! That went old years ago.
Kraser: Indeed. Chris, get the cameras ready. We got one more demand to go.
Wally: What? You only make one thus far!
Kraser: I know, but still it is still my country until it is all over.
Kelly: When you get thrown back in prison, you mean!
Kraser: Save your breath, child. You will need it for your timely end.
(Cut somewhere in Washington D.C. They are in front of a store with a TV in the display.)
Toast: Dude, where did Kelly and Natalie go?
Pepper: Maybe they left to escape the city. After all, they are Kraser's targets other than BB and Slim.
Charity: No, I try to escape once when Gene was after me and that didn't work.
Fetch: But you were only caused by Vincent Morre, not Gene, so maybe they did...
Nostradamus: Okay, shut up! I predicted the TV in the store will have Kraser on it!
Miss Info: Can we save that for later?!
Livingson: True, but Nostradamus can be right at times. (The TV channel that is currently on the TV changed to Kraser's face) See? What did I tell you?
Kraser: BB, Slim, this is Kraser speaking.
BB: OH GREAT. I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
Kraser: I don't know where you two or your friends are at, but I and my H! Haters League friends are starting to get tired of the chase and many people of the nation would agreed with me.
Digi-Fan: What bloody chase? We just battle at the FBI building. That isn't so bloody good.
Pule: Ssh! Quiet.
Kraser: I want you two to come to the White House. You probably want a reason to even show up, so here is it.
(The camera shifts to see Kelly and Natalie tied up to chairs. This angers both BB and Slim.)
Slim: Why that monster! He stole a plan I did and yes I am still reformed, but I am too mad to rant on!
Kraser: A member of the league has gotten them while you were too busy arguing though she won't say where you guys are. Continuing on, like I said, I want you two to come to the White House to save your loved ones. And I want you two to come alone and without any equipment. That's right, no guns, no spiders, no friends, just the Final Confrontation(TM) with you two, me, the other members of the H! Haters League, and the center of it all, your beloved Kelly and Natalie.
(Crippler, who appears with the army along with the bounty hunters, Muldoon, and Metal Loud, appears on screen.)
Crippler: I do believed there is one more way to really convince them. As you know, some of our members are new to the league but some of them have yet to battle you. Therefore, I think it is right that they do some practice. Disface, if you will...
Disface: My pleasure! Time to say hello to my big friends!
(Disface puts on some gloves with spikes and heads to the girls. Cut to the Histerians as BB and Slim cringes as they see what Disface is doing to Kelly and Natalie. It isn't a pretty sight from the noises we heard. Camera goes back to Kraser on the TV.)
Kraser: That will be one of the practices we will performed on them unless you do what we say. Until then, my two foes, fare thee well.
(The TV then goes back to its current program.)
Aka: Oh great. Not the old torture the girl to make them come faster thing. That really went out.
Slim: But he got a point. That is my girl as well as BB's girl they are hurting and we might as well do as he said.
Tom: I know what you two are thinking. But in case you are going to say something else, we are not letting you two faced the H! Haters League alone.
Cinnamon: But you heard what he said! They have to come alone!
Leon: But you remember how our parents and their pals sneaking into the White House before, right? This couldn't be a problem, right?
Pikachu: Pika, pika pi.
JusSonic: He got a point. There is a possibility the army will be watching for us if we try to sneak in. As long as they got Robert's book, they got us.
Felicia: Not if I get them first!
Robert: Felicia honey, I doubt even you could fight an army this big. Well, not that big but still...
Bourgeois: Hold on, yours truly got a plan.
Crow: So Charity's former chase got a plan? Terrific.
CC: Just listen, he may got something!
Bourgeois: Well, remember how we got into Gene's lab other than the entrance in the labs?
WOW: Oh how can we forget? The sewers were smelly!
Bill: You should know. You are used to it by now.
Bourgeois: Well, my point is there may be another way into the White House besides the usual entrances and exits and the warehouse, right?
Cho-Cho: Sir, you are crazy. Your stupid antics are going to get my daughter killed!
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Livingson: Wait! He got a point! Harry once told me of a third way into the White House! But it's going to be tricky and we may have to faced the army while we're at it.
Loud: Still, we got to do it. For the nation and for the world.
(Cut back to the Oval Office.)
Metal Loud: I AM SO GLAD WE ARRIVED JUST IN TIME FOR YOUR BROADCAST. NOW I CAN GET OVER THE NEW FEELING I HAVE.
Zarret: I didn't recalled giving you such a feeling.
Metal Loud: SHUT UP, CHRIS! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT I AIN'T HUMAN.
Kelly: Are you saying you're jealous? I recalled you being peeved at Gene's old lab.
Metal Loud: OH SURE. YOUR BOYFRIEND IS LUCKY. HE GOT YOU A GIRLFRIEND, HE GOT PARENTS AND FRIENDS OF HIS OWN. MY OWN FAMILY WAS DESTROYED A LONG TIME AGO. THE ONLY PART OF MY FAMILY I GOT NOW IS CHRIS AND HE IS JUST PLAIN NUTS. FOR ONCE, I JUST...oh forget it.
Evil Loud: YOU BETTER BE. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE REFORMING THERE.
Inque: Can we be sure those two would followed your instructions?
Kraser: Yes. They can't be too stupid to endanger their loves' life by arming themselves or getting help. Also, the army is patrolling both the grounds and the White House as we speak to make sure their friends do not try anything as well. There is no way they can win now. They and the girls will died today and I will continued to rule with no problem.
Natalie: What?! But you said...
Kraser: I can always go back on my word. Once my targets are gone, me and the H! Haters League will continue to rule the nation. And if anyone got a problem with that, tough. They have to deal with my robots friends.
Cassius: That's awesome. I liked it!
Kelly: (angry) You don't deserved to be president, you monster!
(Kraser goes over to her and angrily lifts Kelly's chair and glares at her with his angry face.)
Kraser: At least this monster will still be alived once the other monsters will be gone. And unless you want to feel the fires of Hades, not the Disney villain but the real thing, I suggest you silenced yourself now! (puts her down) Now then, we will wait here and watch as your and Natalie's boyfriend come straight to their doom. And Zarret. This will be your chance to get vengeance on Gene once and for all. Do not forget Slim is Gene.
Zarret: Yes. This time hearing his name will not angered me. He will died! (laughs a Christopher Walken-type laugh)
*******
Next:
The Final Confrontation(TM) part 1!
{Cut to the front of the White House a while later as the army is patroling the building. Unlike 30 years ago, there aren't any other citizens around since they've all wisely left town. But two people are coming, and soon the army members see BB and Slim walking towards them}
Henry: Are you sure the President said we only have to let him hurt BB? Can't we get him battered and bruised for him so he won't put up a fight?
Hugh: Tempting, but he said to let him and his ex-evil friend in as is, so stand at attention.{Henry grumbles, but stands still along with everyone else as BB and Slim walk past them and into the White House}
Slim: So what do we do about the stiffs out there when the time comes?
BB: Mom and Dad and the others will take care of them, but we gotta stay focused and take care of saving our girls, remember?
Slim: Right. And are you sure the others can get in through that third way?
BB: I guess we'll find out soon enough. But we're not gonna do that by standing around, are we?{They head on their way to the Oval Office}
{Cut to said Oval Office as the H! Haters League and the girls are waiting for BB and Slim}
Cassius: I'm bored, can we have some kinda practice shootout before they get here?
DKM: We're gonna do our share of shooting later on, s contain yourself. But seriously, this is boring, is this final battle gonna start soon?
Disface: It's called the Final Confrontation with a trademark at the end, don't you know your history?!
Crippler: Perhaps they didn't get our message strong enough. Maybe we should have used more firepower on the girls to get them here quicker.
Kraser: No, we don't have to kill them yet. Fine, if you guys are so bored, why don't you stand ground in front of the door or something?
Zarret: Like Vincent Morre did 30 years ago? You know Mr Dougherty's book says that he stood in front of this door waiting for Loud to show up.{Stands in front of the door}He got out a weapon and prepared to shoot him as he came in, but he opened it in a flash and-
{Just then the door to the Oval Office opens in a hurry and it knocks Zarret backwards. BB and Slim then rush in, find the tied up girls, and run towards them- but Kraser steps in front of them and points a gun at them}
Kraser: Not another step, please.
BB: FINE! WE CAME HERE LIKE YOU SAID AND WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE WITH US, SO YOU CAN JUST LET THEM GO RIGHT NOW!! IT'S US YOU WANT AND YOU GOT US!!
Kraser: You're right. Now to make sure we keep you, right Inque and Zarret?!
{Inque then comes forwards and grabs BB's hands, then her own hands start to harden and in a second, BB is trapped in Inque's hardened hands and he can't get free. Slim then rushes to get to him, but Zarret gets up behind him and pushes him to the ground, then he is surrounded by the firepower and lasers of Disface, Crippler, Metal and Evil Loud, Cassius, DKM, and Zarret, so he's pretty outnumbered}
Slim: Heh, hello boys, having fun?
Evil Loud: WE WILL SOON ENOUGH! DO WE KILL HIM FIRST OR DO WE LET YOU GET THE LOUD KID NOW?!!
Kraser: I get the kid first!{Goes up to BB]Well, here we are. You tried to stop me from being President, and what good did it do? I'm here, you're about to be killed, we're gonna get your Mom and Dad and all your little friends soon, and poor Kelly will witness you die a split second before her end comes. And to think, this could have all been avoided if you just let me rig that election. Tell me, before the end comes for all of you, was it worth it to end up like this? Was it worth it to stop me only to die this way?
BB:{Pause}TOTALLY. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY HERE FOR LONG.
Kraser: Really?{{He point his gun and hits BB on the stomach with it}Well at least I'll be comforted that I did you people in before I got impeached!! And unlike Gene, I'm not gonna do you in with a drill to the head, I'm gonna finish you with a neat little bullet, quickly enough so you can't even say goodbye to your gal.
Kelly: BB, get outta there!! Yell, kick, do something!!
Kraser: Oh he's gonna do something all right! He's gonna breathe for only 5 seconds more!{Points the gun at BB}Good bye, Kiddington!
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Next, can the others get to BB in time?
Livingson: (VO) Good bye? Already? They just got here.
(The villains but Kraser gasped. Kraser turned and is surprised to see Livingson behind him. He is waving innocently at him. For some strange reason, he is wearing sunglasses)
Kraser: What the f***?!
Livingson: It's not nice to swear, Kraser. Oh, and you might want to cover your eyes.
(Livingson quickly takes out a flashlight, aims it at the villains and turns it on. The light coming from the flashlight is extremely bright causing the villains especially the good guys to covered their eyes although the tied up girls just closed theirs While they are distracted, Livingson grabs Kraser and throws him at his H! Haters League pals, knocking them all but Inque down. Then he takes out a gun, aims it at Inque and a ray hits her. Instead of destroying her, it turns her into a popsicle just like in the "Batman Beyond" episodes. He hands another pair of sunglasses to Slim who puts them on.)
Livingson: Quickly! While they are temporarily blind, get BB free!
(Slim, now able to see, nodded, runs over to the trapped BB, and by striking hard with his fists, destroy Inque's hands, freeing BB. Livingson turns the flashlight off. The villains except the still frozen Inque are still recovering from the light.)
BB: HOW...
Slim: All will be explained. Now get our girls free!
(Livingson hands BB a knife, runs over to the girls, and cut the ropes setting them free. Once they are no longer tied up, Kelly hugs BB.)
BB: Oh man, I thought I lost you.
Kelly: Ssshh. It will be over soon. I hope.
(Natalie runs over to her love and hugs him too.)
Slim: Whoh, Natalie! Save it for when we get outta here.
Livingson: Yes, let's get going before they get back up.
(The heroes plus Livingson run out. Soon, the villains recovered their sight.)
Cassius: Blast it! I dunno how they done it, but they done it!
Kraser: Then let's go after them! I went this far to lose now!!!!
DKM: (noticing Inque's condition) But what about Inque? She is frozen!
Metal Loud: FORGET HER! I DON'T NEED ANY BATMAN FREAKS INTERFERRING IN MY QUEST FOR WHAT I WANT. BESIDES, WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER?
Disface: Good point there.
Zarret: It's time I finally settle my...score with Gene once and...for all!
(The villains run out. In the hallway of the White House, the five heroes are still running.)
Kelly: So how did you get in?
Livingson: Simple. Remember the teleporter Smartypants used to get into Gene Burrows's hideout when the original Histerians' battles first began?
Slim: Well, I remember. I was there though it was my original self.
Livingson: Well, that was the third way to get into the White House without sneaking in. The others have transported inside the warehouse. Good thing Robert didn't put that in in his second book, huh?
Evil Loud: (VO) GOOD JOB TELLING US, YOU JUST BECAME THE NEW LOUD MOUTH!
(The heroes turn just in time for Evil Loud to charge Livingson and knocking him to the floor. Evil Loud stood up.)
Evil Loud: YOU ARE THE PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A REPLACEMENT FOR MY LATE PAL HARRY I HAVE EVER SEEN. HE OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD NEVER CHOOSE YOU AS HIS SUCCESSOR.
BB: HEY, YOU MAY BE AN EVIL VERSION OF MY DAD, BUT NO ONE TALKS TO HIM THAT WAY!!!
Livingson: (low) Don't defend me, BB because I will do it myself!!!!
(Livingson kicks Evil Loud down there causing him to back away and Livingson to get back up.)
Evil Loud: OUCH! NOT AGAIN! THIS HURTS LIKE...
Livingson: The time in "Evil Histeria", a famous book by the co-writers JusSonic and the original BB. Time to fight!
(Livingson punches the evil version who fought back. They are in a fist fight as we speak.)
Kraser: Destroyed Natalie, Slim, and Kelly for all I care!!! Kiddington is mine!
(The other members of the League began their assault. Kraser approaches his old foe, BB.)
Kraser: I will not let my presidenty that will end in your death be destroyed!
BB: WRONG! YOUR PRESIDENTY WILL END WITH YOU GETTING THROWN IN JAIL!
Kelly: And I know for the fact that you are intending on keeping your job even after our deaths!
BB: YOU MEAN KRASER LIED TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?!
Kraser: Let's settled this in a fight, shall we?!
(Kraser grabs a chair and hits BB with it. He then punches Kraser in the legs and thus their fight begins. Zarret confronts the last person he wants to see again-Slim Berry)
Zarret: We meet again...at last!
Slim: Sorry, do I know you?
Zarret: You should, Gene! I was your partner and you stole all the credit! Now it's time to make you...pay for your betrayal!
Slim: Oh yes, now I remember. But still, you are insane then and you are insane now!
Zarret: Insane, am I!? Well, let's see how insane I will be once I finally make sure you died this time!!!!
(Zarret kicks Slim who manages to recovered from it and he threw some punches of his own. Meanwhile, the bounty hunters shoot at the girls who dodges them.)
Cassius: Dang you! How can we get good on the bounty if you don't hold still for a few seconds?!
Natalie: Hold still for you? Sorry, I am Slim's girl.
DKM: Hey, I am an adult and even I know better!
Kelly: Could dodging work?
(Kelly grabs a lamp and throws it at DKM making his gun go off.)
DKM: Ouch! What are you trying to do?!
Kelly: The biggest mistake of your life although I didn't intended for that to happened.
DKM: What? (looks and looks shocked) Oh my...
(Indeed, DKM accidentally shot his partner where a bullet shouldn't be-in the chest.)
Cassius: You shot me, you ***hole! Thanks a lot!
(Cassius falls to the floor, dead. The Deadly Killer Man is too shocked to see Natalie jumped him. They struggle until Natalie throws the gun away.)
Natalie: Man shouldn't hit ladies especially with a gun!
(With one punch, Natalie knocks DKM out cold. But as soon as she done that, Disface jumps and swipes at her with a knife, making her hurt even more. Screaming, she got up and felt the pain from her arm.)
Disface: Your not so little friend has murdered a civilian! How can you even help her, witch?!
Natalie: (angrily yet wounded) Kelly was intending to make DKM, only injure her. The fact that he was killed was by pure fate!
Disface: Don't talk to me about fate, woman! The only thing I care about is seeing you sleeping with the fishes!
(Disface knocks her to the couch and uses his foot on her stomach, preventing her from escaping. Kelly runs over to help, but is grabbed by the Crippler.)
Crippler: You young lady aren't going to escape fate again that easily!
Kelly: Funny, your friend didn't care about fate.
Crippler: Let's worry about that and the fact that your friends are going to get killed soon.
(Cut to the warehouse. It's different than the last time we seen it in "Another 24 Hours".)
R6: So why does this place look familiar how?
Digi-Fan: It was in "Another 24 Hours" and many years ago. Geez, at least try to keep your mind straight.
R6: How can I when...
Lydia: Try it and you will wish you will die! (whispering to her husband) Or not getting love tonight, if you know what I mean.
(R6 gulps)
Bourgeois: I say we better get the...
(Suddenly lasers went by nearly hitting him.)
Tom: Oh forget it. Come out, whoever you.
(Soon Wally and Muldoon appears with both the army and the weapons.)
Wally: Try to sneak by, heh? Well, it's a good thing the bosses warn us you were in here.
Henry: And it's time to send you nerds on a one-way trip to Elvisville!
Malcolm: I thought it was Graceland?
Henry: It is, now shut up!
Muldoon: Geez, this army is even more pathetic then the one my dad was in. Now, fire!
Fetch: Fire?! Where?! Wait, this isn't a theater!
Aka: Bad joke, better running!
(The army and the weapons began firing on the heroes)
(Cut back to inside the White House. Disface is still holding down Natalie. He takes a gun out and points it at her head.)
Disface: Well, I hope Slim boy is watching because he is about to see his beloved getting whacked.
Natalie: Do you realized that while you are busy keeping my stomach down that my hands are free?
Disface: What?
(Natalie grabs a pillow and whacks Disface with it knocking him off of her. Natalie jumps up and punches Disface repeatedly. Disface however whacks her a few times with his gun. While this is going on, Crippler spoke to his capture.)
Crippler: You shoulda let Kraser killed you, now all this happened.
Kelly: Including this?
(Kelly quickly pulls some wire from Crippler's rocket pack causing it to go off. Crippler was forced to fly up into the ceiling, hitting him on the head. Fortunately since his helmet protected his head, it wasn't fatal. He fells down and Kelly slipped from his grasp.)
Metal Loud: NOOOO!! (Metal Loud appears, looking upset) HE ALMOST GOT YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GO THAT! (points his weapon at Kelly) YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT WITH YOUR LIFE!
Kelly: Please, Metal Loud, let's be reasonable about this!
Metal Loud: NO! I AM PROGRAMMED TO DESTROYED ANYONE IN ZARRET AND HIS ALLIES' WAY!
Kelly: Is that so? If I recall, you were a bit jealous of my love, right?
Metal Loud: YEAH. SO?
Kelly: So in any case you have a secret wish all this time since Zarret made you a bit more human instead of all robot.
Metal Loud: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
Kelly: You want to be...human.
Metal Loud: SAY WHAT?!
Kelly: You are lonesome even if the only person you hang around nowadays is your creators. You want to feel, dream, or do the things us humans can do.
Metal Loud: You're...you're right. Being a robot totally stinks when you get destroyed and just being used as a weapon of destruction all the tome. (sad and puts down his weapon) All I want is to lived a life humans did and get the things they have like having a family of my own.
Kelly: Then don't try to kill me, my love, or my friends and family.
Metal Loud: I can't. If I changed now, Zarret or anyone else would surely destroy me. Treason is something Kraser cannot tolerated.
Kelly: Look in your heart or whatever your human-like robots has. What do you think is right?
(Metal Loud struggles with his decision. Back in the warehouse, the Histerians and pals barely avoid being hit by the army's lasers as they hid behind boxes.)
Muldoon: Hold your fire!
(The army did so.)
Muldoon: Okay Histerian freaks, surrender now and we promised you will get a nice jail sentenace.
Crow: Jail sentence? Ha! More like death penalty to me!
CC: And what kind of army send innocents to prison?
Muldoon: Who said you all are innocent?! You ruined people's lives, turned them evil like you did to Gene, and once again is endangering our country! Don't say you all are innocent!
Tom: What? This argument again? (Comes out of hiding) Seriously, I don't know if you are either forgotten the past or just plain wrong.
Hugh: What are you bloody saying?
Tom: If I recalled, many years ago after the first Washington attack, everyone finally realizes that we, Loud and Miss Information included, can't be blamed for what happened even though it was partially our fault Gene attacked the capital to begin with.
Muldoon: Ha! You admit it!
Felicia: Wrong! (comes out of hiding too) I wasn't around then, but I do know Gene judged people by their traits, not by what they're truly are. Loud and my sister are truly good people despite how loud and wrong they are sometimes.
(While she is talking, the other Histerians come out of hiding as well.)
Pule: Yeah, and here's something else you didn't considered. During Gene's rule, many people died whatever they are in the army or not. That's what happened to Shane Muldoon's dad. He was in the army when he was killed by Gene's robo-spider. Do you want that to happened to you?
(The army with the exception of Hugh and the Burrowz thought about this.)
Nameless soldier: He's right. Why the heck are we even doing this if we are just going to get killed?
Nameless female soldier: Yeah, let's leave while we still have our lives ahead of us.
(Most of the army begins to leave.)
Henry: Hey, come back! Don't fall for their stupid sentiment nonsense!
Nameless soldier: Hey, go to school or get a brain, moron!
(The army leaves. Only the Burrowz and Hugh are left with the two H! Haters League members.)
Hugh: Bloody fools. Don't worry, Mr. Faust, we still want to get rid of them.
Wally: Glad to hear...about it. Now where were we? Oh yes. Fire again!
Chit: Well, don't say we didn't hear ya. Come on out, robo-spiders.
(The four robo-spider make their next appearances. As the remaining army fires, none of their shots hit their targets due to the spiders' shields or the spiders deflecting the shots.)
'Prano: Ugh. Forget those freaks. Let's charge the moronic drones!
Sammy: Fine then! We don't even need our spider pals!
WOW: Oy vey. What a stupid mistake Melman is about to make.
Wally: And that includes cancelling Brain's show before I...get my hands on him! (stomps over to Sammy and his hand turns into a laser cannon and points it at him) Now, you are going to...pay.
Sammy: Come on, Wally. You still went after Brain even if that stupid show was canceled, right?
Wally: Save your breath for the dead...Melman.
Sammy: Also your impression of Christopher Walken next to Zarret was great! Why ruined it further?
Wally: Because once you are dead, the Circle will be...revived and the world will be ours. Now prepare to...die.
Sammy: Can I say one more thing?
Wally: Make it...quick.
Sammy: Do you know you are easily distracted? Now!
Wally: What?!
(Chit, Bill, and most of the old Histerians and allies jumped Wally. Wally jumps around trying to get them off.)
Wally: Get off me, you freaks!
(During the struggle, Smartypants open up a hatch revealing a disk slot in the robot. Smartypants then takes out a disk.)
Smartypants: Gene's robo-spiders may no longer be effected by viruses, but how about yours? Let's find out, shall we?
Wally: No!
(Too late as Smartypants put the disk in, pushes a few buttons, and close the slot. Wally then is slowing down.)
Wally: The Circle will...win...one...day......
(The last word is fading Wally stops moving. The Histerians got off of the Circle member turned robot.)
Toast: Dude, what happened to him?
Smartypants: The virus I used shut down all his systems. It didn't kill him since he can't die but he won't be coming back for a while.
Crow: Thanks goodness! Good guys...uh, what's the score, Mike?
Mike: Later, Crow.
(Cinnamon, Toadster, and Leon finds themselves assault by the Burrowz.)
Henry: Ain't so easily without your stupid pals ain't?!
Toadster: We don't need BB or Kelly for this. We can take you on without any problem.
Henry: Time for you to face a world of pain, dorks! Robby, Malcolm, take down the others! The frog kid is mine!
('Prano confronts Cinnamon)
'Prano: Okay, brat, I don't give a care for the old not hitting a girl saying! Your butt is mine!
Cinnamon: (laughing) It's you! It's really you! Can I please have your autograph, oh please, oh please, oh please?!
'Prano: Oh come on! I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid!
Cinnamon: Don't say I didn't asked.
(Cinnamon suddenly whacks 'Prano over the head with an autograph book, then kicks him in the chest. Before the guy can recovered, Cinnamon pulls his pants down. 'Prano trips and falls to the ground.)
Cinnamon: Never underestimated a girl who is daughter of a star-crazed fan!
(Malcolm tries to hit Leon but Pule's son keeps getting out of the way.)
Malcolm: Hold still so I can at least make the boss happy!
Leon: Uh, I don't think so. You're all wet!
Malcolm: What does that supposed to mean?!
Leon: You'll see.
(Leon takes out a water gun and, after pulling the trigger, a bunch of water hits Malcolm and toss him on the water, knocking him out. Then Leon blows the top of the water gun as if it's a real gun.)
Leon: Do you feel lucky, punk?
(Cut to Toadster currently fighting Henry. Toadster has the upper hand as he is a better fighter than he is. Muldoon watches the fight with annoyance.)
Muldoon: (thinking to himself) Why isn't everything going well? It's as if the Histerians got better over the years. (Pause then continue thinking) Still I can't be like dad and let those freaks get the best of me. Wait, what am I'm saying? What if that Pule guy has said is true? Am I'm going to face the same fate as my dad? Wait, I never worry about that before, right?
(As Muldoon continues thinking, Henry grabs Toadster by the throat and holds him high. Henry got a black eye (Hey, that rhymes!))
Henry: When I'm done with you, brat, I'll tear you a new starfish!
Toadster: A new starfish? What the heck does that mean?
Henry: Oh, you'll find out. (laughing)
(Suddenly someone punches him, making him let go of Toadster. We now see that it is Froggo and Aka.)
Aka: Yo, in the words of Bush I, "Read My Lips, punk, hands off my boy!"
Henry: Oh come on! He isn't really your son! Just a punk nosed frog-voiced brat you just got off the streets!
Froggo: Ooh! When someone insults my son even if he was adopted, they insulted me!!!! Get him dear!
(Cut to the Histerians not fighting as some of cringed at what Froggo and Aka is doing to Henry.)
Susanna: Note to self, never recommended insulting adopted kids to anyone.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
(We can now see Henry on the floor unconscious.)
Toadster: You show him, mom and dad!
Aka: Yep, no one insults our kid and gets away with it.
Hugh: But you won't get away with it either once I informed Mr. Talkin on what you done! Rest assured you blokes would be thrown in prison! Do you hear me?! Prison!
Pepper: For someone who is a huge dummy, you sure act like it. (snickering)
Hugh: That's it! (points gun at Histerians)
JusSonic: Hey, no weapons! Pikachu, get him!
Pikachu: Pika....CHU!!!!
(Pikachu performs a Thunder attack hitting Hugh hard. Once it is done, Hugh is smoking.)
Hugh: (coughing) On second thought, I decided not to give up my day job. Bloody heck.
(Hugh falls down unconscious. Only Muldoon is left.)
Mike: Well, Muldoon, do you give up or (cracking his knuckles) shall we do this the hard way?
(Muldoon sighs and throws his gun down)
Muldoon: I give up.
Bourgeois: Wait, did I hear right or did a villain just surrendered so easily?!
Felicia: Are you trying to trick us?
Muldoon: No, I was thinking and I realized I might end up like dad. Even if I don't think of avenging him, I do at least care for him. So I'm turning myself in.
Tom Servo: That's it?! Mostly villains didn't give up until alot later!
Miss Info: I do hope our pals' battle with Kraser is alot simpler as this.
(As if to see what Miss Info means, we cut back to the others battles. Livingson flips Evil Loud over him and knocking him out on the wall.)
Livingson: That takes care of you, you imposter.
Evil Loud: IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL... (starts groaning)
(Cut to Kraser and BB in their battle. BB punches Kraser a few times, then Kraser kicks BB away. Kraser shoots at him but BB manages to keep dodging. BB quickly kicks Kraser's gun away and kicks him in the stomach.)
Kraser: You shouldn't have done that!
(Kraser grabs BB quickly and throws him to the wall. He goes over to him and kicks him hard. But BB grabs a vase and throws it at Kraser, it smashing him over the head. BB got back up and kicks Kraser in the yahoos.)
Kraser: How...oof...dare...ouch...you...ouch...harm your president?!
BB: YOU ARE NO PRESIDENT! YOU ARE...
Kraser: Save it, kid. Just save, okay?!
(In Natalie and Disface's battle, Disface hits Natalie where he previously hurt her last making her scream. Smiling, he was about to finished her off he suddenly stops moving. Natalie was puzzled.)
Natalie: Aren't you going to finish me off?
(Natalie gasps as she saw a metal knife through Disface's chest. As he falls forward, Natalie got out of the way just in time for Disface to fall to the floor...dead. Natalie then sees who was responsible: it was Metal Loud.)
Natalie: You...you killed one of your own?!
Metal Loud: Never mind. Now I got to save Slim. You should thank Kelly for getting me to see the light.
(Metal Loud walks away. Kelly walks up.)
Natalie: How?
Kelly: He probably realized that all he wanted really was to be human and no longer used as an evil weapon. You and I woulda feeled the same way.
Natalie: (shooken) I guess.
(In Slim and Zarret's fight, Zarret punches Slim hard. He punches hard for a crazy man. Slim was unable to fight back as Zarret was too quick. Then they stopped. Slim looked pretty ragged from the fight.)
Zarret: Now it's time for you to pay for...your betrayal. Goodbye, Gene.
(Before Zarret can strike, he is tackled by...Metal Loud?!)
Zarret: What...what is this?!
(Metal Loud ignores Zarret and then picks him up.)
Zarret: Metal Loud, I ordered you to stop...this nonsense at once!!!
Metal Loud: NEVER! I WILL NEVER AGAIN BE USED AS SOMEONE'S WEAPON!
(He throws Zarret towards a nearby statue. The statue fell down and hits Zarret knocking him out.)
Metal Loud: Never again.
Slim: Thanks, kid. I never expected you to betray your own creator like that.
Metal Loud: He isn't really my creator, not really.
Slim: Say what again?
Metal Loud: You were the reason I was created in the first place, so naturally you created me, just not in a created sort of way.
Slim: Well, kid, wanna help saved your human self's son from Kraser?
Crippler: (VO) I don't think he has time for that now.
(Suddenly, Metal Loud is hit by an electric zap. He screams loudly and falls down deactivated. We now see the Crippler behind him, back up, his helmet gone, revealing his true identify.)
Slim: Dave Norbert?!
Crippler: Wrong, pal! I am his twin brother Cross Norbert! I am much better than that wheel-chaired moron!
Slim: Well, you got to admit, he never betrays his country like this.
Crippler: Save it for when Kraser destroys you all.
(Meanwhile, Kraser has managed to back BB in a corner.)
Kraser: Got any last requests, Kiddington?
Kelly: (VO) Yes, you can let him go for one!
Kraser: What?!
(Natalie, Livingson, and Kelly appearing surrounding Kraser.)
Livingson: It's over, your pals are defeated and you are now our prisoner.
Kraser: Ha! My army will see to it that you are wrong!
Livingson: Oh, on the contrary, you are the one who is wrong. By now, look out the window.
(Kraser did so, and is shocked to see his army except the ones who stay behind in the warehouse, leaving the premises.)
Kraser: What?!
Kelly: Didn't you already say that?
Natalie: Your army has seen the light, Kraser. You are no longer in control as of your pals.
(Kraser looks around. He sees Metal Loud deactivated, Disface and Cassius on the floor dead, Evil Loud, Zarret, and DKM unconscious. However, Crippler is still up.)
Kraser: Well, the Crippler is still up and still in action so you didn't win yet!
BB: EVEN SO, WE OUTNUMBERED YOU FIVE TO TWO, SO WHY NOT DO US ALL A FAVOR AND END THE MADNESS NOW!
Kraser: Oh the madness will end, but not the way you expected. Time to see the ultimate weapon.
Slim: Hey what weapon? The ones you bought are useless now that their makers are either dead or knocked out!
Kraser: Same old Gene, or new Gene. Wally introduded me to a weapon he and the Circle made long before they were bought to justice. And now, it's time for you to fall to its power!!!!
(Kraser quickly takes out a remote control.)
BB: STOP HIM BEFORE...
(Too late as Kraser pushes a button on it, transporting him and the Crippler out of the White House.)
Kelly: Too late. We better get outta here before...
(Suddenly, the whole White House started to shake.)
Natalie: What is that?!
Slim: I got a bad feeling about this.
(The five heroes ran for the entrance of the White House. Unknown to them, Evil Loud got back up with a bad headache.)
Evil Loud: OUCH! THAT HURTS! (sees the heroes running away) HEY, COME BACK HERE! I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU YET!!!
(Outside the warehouse, the Histerians are bringing the deactivated Wally Faust and a handcuff Muldoon out.)
Tom: This will hold you until we take you back to prison, Mr. Muldoon.
Muldoon: I don't care anymore. I am thinking of getting out of the bad business anyway.
(Suddenly the ground begins to shake.)
Susanna: What is that? Honey, did you eat too much again?
Pule: Who me? Nah, would I still have my muscles if I did?
Susanna: Leon?
Leon: It wasn't my stomach, mommy.
Robert: Then who...
Bourgeois: OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!
Charity: Hey, there are a few people who I allowed to yell and... (notices what Bourgeois sees) OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT IS THAT?!
Bourgeois: Didn't I just say that?!
(Outside the White House, the five ran out and gasped. For before them, is a huge robot that resembles the Big Guy of the Circle except the head is missing. And at the controls is Kraser and the Crippler, the remaining members of the H! Haters League)
Kraser: (laughing) You all look like ants from up here! So how about I exterminate you like ants?!
Natalie: Uh, Slim?
Slim: (nervously) Yes, dear?
Natalie: Am I the only seeing a huge robot of one of the Circle members on the White House front lawn?
BB: I SEEN IT TOO, SO I WILL ANSWERED YOU. NO!
Natalie: I thought not.
(The Big Guy robot charges up a laser. The good guys decided to hightail it out of there getting out of the way. Evil Loud comes out of the White House, unaware of the danger.)
Evil Loud: FINALLY I AM OUTTA THERE ALTHOUGH I DON'T MIND IT. NOW WHERE... (sees the robot) WHAT THE...
(Before he can finished, the Big Guy robot shoots it high laser. And Evil Loud begins to scream which fades as the laser hits what supposed to be for the good guys. Cut to the driver's seat.)
Crippler: You just killed Evil Loud, sir.
Kraser: Oh who cares?! If he was stupid enough to get in the way, that's his own fault! Now let's fix the msitake once and for all!
(The Big Guy chases after the good guys. They soon came to the fence with the robot cornering them.)
Kraser: This time you can't get away and avoid your fate.
Slim: Not so fast, former cellmate! For I got a trick up my sleeve!
Kraser: What trick?! All you got are those stupid robo-spiders!
Slim: One rule. Never say anything I created are stupid. (takes out a remote control) Like I say, I got a trick up my sleeve.
(He pushes the button. At the warehouse, the four robo-spiders leave to serve their master.)
Toast: Dude, where are they going?
Cinnamon: I don't know, dad.
(Cut to the front lawn)
Crippler: Better destroy them now boss before they pulled anything.
Kraser: Great idea. (sees something) Now what?!
(The robo-spider appears behind the fence and with great speed jumps over it in front of the good guys.)
BB: GREAT IDEA, SLIM, BUT HOW ON EARTH WOULD THEY MATCH UP AGAINST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!
Slim: You'll see. My robo-spider, prepare "Operation: Transform."
(Soon the robo-spider begin to go through some big changes. They gotten big, then they connected to each other to become a part of each other. Soon the transformation is done and the four robo-spiders are now a huge robo-spider that roars.)
Livingson: Is that...
Slim: Yes, my old weapon this time for good. Let's get in quick!
(Slim quickly pushes another button and the five good guys transports into the driving seat of the robo-spider. The bad guys are umimpressed.)
Crippler: Oh sure. For once try showing us something we never seen before.
Kraser: Your existence ends now!
(Kraser's Big Guy robot shoots another laser but is blocked by a laser that came out of the robo-spider.)
Kraser: What?!
BB: NOW IS YOUR UNDOING, EVIL ONE! NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG FINAL CONFRONTATION AGAINST THE HEAD MEMBERS OF THE H! HATERS LEAGUE! LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE.
Kelly: (giggling) I love it when he does that.
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Next:
The Final Confrontation ends as the good guys' robo-spider battles Kraser's Big Guy robot.
{The robo spider charges at the Big Guy bot and lunges at it with it's legs. Kraser takes control and makes the bot back away from the spider as it's legs try to go through it, then he makes the Big Guy grab a spider leg. It then pulls on the leg and makes the robo spider fall to the ground, which knocks the five drives back from their seats}
BB: OW!! COME ON, WE GOTTA GET BACK UP QUICK!!
Kraser:{Yelling from his robot}That's not gonna happen, old chum!{The Big Guy bot arms a laser at the fallen spider}Now, for the final time, hear me declare victory before you finally die!!
BB:{Whispers}Guys, cover your ears if you wanna live.
Natalie: What?!
Kelly: Just do it, trust me!{The other four people cover their ears as BB takes a deep breath while Kraser is about to fire, but.....}
BB: AAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
{The glass covering the control rooms of both robots easily break, and the noise is so loud that Kraser and the Cripple are both blown to the back of their control center, so they obviously can't fire their laser. When BB finally stops yelling, the others with him uncover their ears and head back to their controls, and use them to get the spider back on it's leg. But Kraser and Crippler aren't that quick, and before they can get back in control the spider lunges at the Big Guy bot and drives one of it's leg through the bot's stomach. It then pulls back and knocks the Buy Guy bot down to the ground itself, and knocks Kraser and Crippler back again}
Kraser: Crippler, get back up, we have to stop them before they finish us off!
Crippler: What?! I can't hear you, the ringing's too loud!
Kraser: Oh hell, I have to do everything around here!
{Kraser gets back to his controls and pushes some buttons, and just as the spider is about to finish crushing the Big Guy bot, it fires a laser of it's own that hits the spider in the stomach area, giving Big Guy enough time to get up}
Kraser: Now we're even, but not for long!
{The Big Guy bot charges at the spider and starts hitting it with it's fist. The spider responds by trying to drive it's legs through Big Guy again, but it doesn't work as well this time. They now continue to struggle}
Slim: We can't get through and we're losing power!
Livingston: Isn't there something here that can finish them off before us?
Natalie: Ask Slim, his other self made this thing!
Slim: Well the real Gene only used it to take the country and then to almost destroy the city, he didn't have that much time to play around with stuff like the laser on the head!{Pause}Wait, he did play around with that, that's how he almost destroyed Washington with a nuke! And there must be a couple missles here that are almost as powerful, give me a second!
{Slim works his controls as the robots continue to slug it out}
Kraser: Enough of this, I'm wasting my time here when I should be running my country! We finish this now, for real this time!
{Kraser works his controls and he puts one of the Big Guy's fists through the hole in the spiders stomach, and starts trying to put the fist totally through the spider}
Crippler: We've got them now!{Notices the laser appeared from the spider's forehead}Wait, no we don't, they'll shoot at us from here! Well forget that!
Kraser: Nonsense, we'll split this thing in two by then and victory will be ours!{Back to the spider controls}
Livingston: Can we finish this thing before the spider gets split in two?!
Slim: Hold on, the missles are almost online!
Kelly: We need them online now, the spider's coming apart!
Slim: Almost there....{Back to the Big Guy bot}
Kraser:{Low}I've waited months for this.....but it was worth the wait.
{Kraser finishes putting his fist through the spider and it's back half falls to the ground- just as the laser on the spider's forehead fires a missle at the left arm of Big Guy, blowing it completly off. The Big Guy bot backs away as a result, and another missle fires at it and hits it. However, the remaining front half of the spider is losing balance and looks ready to fall down}
BB: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE NOW!!
Natalie: Right, we can jump to the ground through what's left of the back, right?
Slim: Right! But first, one last present for my old prison pal!
{Slim pushes a few more controls before he leaves with the others. Meanwhile, the Big Guy bot is barely staying up itself}
Crippler: Okay, I repeat my forget this policy, let's go now!
Kraser: NO! I will not abandon my country again and leave before seeing them die! Nothing will make me change my mind on that, nothing!{But just then he sees the spider's laser aim itself right at the Big Guy bot's controls}
Crippler: You gotta admit that could be an exception.{Crippler grabs Kraser and leads him out of the room as a missle comes out of the laser and heads for the bot}
Kraser: My robot, my revenge, my Presidency! NO!!!!
{We go away from him as the missle hits the bot and causes a big explosion, then the Big Guy bot stumbles for a second, and falls down on the ground for good. At that point, the robot spider's front half is about to fall too, but the 5 heros controling it are now at the open back of the bot, and jump out of it as the spider falls down. They land on the ground just as the spider does, and with that, the robot battle is over}
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Next, the epilouge, and did the remaining villains get out in time?
Slim: Well, I would be angry that my weapon has been destroyed but not this time.
Natalie: Good gooness.
BB: DID KRASER AND THAT CRIPPLER GUY SURVIVED?
Kelly: Why would you ask? You never cared for any of them.
BB: I DON'T WANT WHOEVER WAS IN THE ARMY THINKING WE ARE HEARTLESS MONSTERS.
Livingson: BB, the H! Haters League with now the exception of Metal Loud was the monsters, not us.
Loud: (VO) Thank goodness you didn't became a substitute for me, son.
(The other Histerians and pals arrived.)
BB: MOM! DAD! YOU'RE ALIVED!!!
Kelly: Mom, dad! You're alived!
Slim: Anyone else, you're alive. There, that got everybody so no one should feel left out.
Cinnamon: Hey BB. What happened to you guys in there?
Kelly: It was ugly, let me tell you.
Nostradamus: I knew it would happened, shut up!
Cinnamon: Hey, thanks for saying, Kelly, but I was asking BB, not you.
Leon: Where's the other bad guys?
Natalie: Some dead, some knock out, one deactivated, and the last two? We don't know as of yet.
Pule: So does that mean we should worry about those two showing up? I am so tired from all the struggling that I don't want to see one more.
Familiar voice: Then let me prove you happily wrong since you did so much.
(Morgan Beckset come into view)
Susanna: President Beckset! What are you doing here? I thought you were captured!
Beckset: Oh, I was. But during the struggle, the army decided to make up for what they did by sneaking in when the villains weren't looking, boy what a good job they did, and set me free. I decided to see wherever I would congradtulate your win or to take on the one who tries to overthrow me in the first place.
Charity: Well, President Beckset, we won so is it your first choice?
Beckset: Yes it is. On the behalf of the people of Washington and the entire nation, I thank you for saving the city and the nation from the H! Haters League's rule. I bet it was tough for you all since the villains sent a nation after you.
Tom Servo: Nah. All we got are those guys, a dummy principal, a bunch of freaks, and some people we have no idea who they are.
Crow: So basically it was too easy this time.
Robert: Hey, if you guys were in my "Another 24 Hours" book, you woulda have a different tone.
Crow: Bite me, will ya?
Mike: Don't try it especially during our win.
Beckset: Also as my first act as reinstated President, I will give you anything you want for your bravery. Just name it and you get it.
Sammy: Well, since you mentioned it.
Other Histerians: Don't think about it, Melman!
Sammy: Blast! Well, back to the drawing board.
Bill: Or the studio rivalry.
Sammy: (sarcastic) Oh thanks for reminding me, pal.
Slim: Actually there is one thing. One of the H! Haters League members has reformed and needs help.
Toadster: Who could that be?
Slim: Metal Loud.
Felicia: Zarret's creation? Why him?
BB: You see, Metal Loud's secret wish was to be human and no longer a robot and the usual stuff. All we wanted is for his wish to come true.
Beckset: Well, I am not sure how I can fulfill it, but I'll try my best.
Livingson: Actually, there is a way to fulfill. My pal Harry told me that his science organization are secretly building a way to turn robots into humans. That way, they have free will of their own.
Beckset: Well then. It looks like your friend gets his wish after all.
JusSonic: Great. Let's leave this place although it looks like we won't be leaving by plane this time.
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
R6: Who said anything about leaving by plane? Although I still liked in Philadelphia, I liked to stay around to celebrate our win over the villains.
Beckset: And I will call in the no-longer controlled FBI to clean up the mess.
Chit: Well, at least me and Billy here aren't left out of this attack.
Fetch: (dry) Chitty, don't quit your day job.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Bourgeois: Let's get, shall we Marissa?
CC: Yes, let's.
Digi-Fan: Hmmm, I guess I could have a little fun before returning.
R6: That's puts me in the mood, right honey?
Lydia: How is it we don't have kids yet and we keep doing it? Wait a minute! Ugh, now you made me say that!
R6: (chuckling)
(Cut to a bit later. The FBI and cleaning crew are cleaning up the mess the battle against the H! Haters League made. Fred Moppel, who we haven't seen since earlier in the story, is on the scene.)
Moppel: This is Fred Moppel reporting from the scene against the biggest crime against our nation and humanity. The day we witnessed the return of an evil group, the heroes who defeated them, and so much I can't covered it all. But I can say this. The villains Disface, Evil Loud Kiddington, and Bart Cassius are dead, the Deadly Killer Man, Christopher Zarret, and Shane Muldoon have been arrested and taken into custody, Inque is frozen and now is currently been transmitted back to Gotham City, the former Circle member known as Wally Faust is shutted down and is now being taken to where he will never cause us trouble again, Metal Loud is deactivated though his whereabouts are unknown at this time, and the head villains Kraser Terriwinkle and the Crippler has been missing since their robot battle with their targets plus Jeff Livingson, we have yet to determined their fate. Also I been informed that President Beckset got reinstated as president and the heroes, the Histerians are now currently relaxing as we speak. Meanwhile the army who was forced to go after the heroes by the H! Haters League are celebrating their freedom including four who wasn't so thrilled. We will reported more as we go on.
(Cut to a room in the Washington D.C. Science Organization. The robot known as Metal Loud is inside a tube and is now fixed from the damage the Crippler caused him. Few of the Histerians are there including Livingson.)
BB: Are you sure this would work?
Livingson: Precisely. Also, we will have to altered his form a bit.
Toadster: Say what?
Livingson: Well, we don't want people to confuse him with either Loud or his son, now do we?
Leon: He got a point.
Loud: Never mind the explaination. Do it, now!
(Livingson pushes a button and gas enters the tube. Slowly, skin begins to cover the metal version of the young Loud. 10 more seconds later, it is done. Livingson opens the tube door and Metal Loud, or what used to be Metal Loud, comes out. He is different this time. He got hair like Slim when he was young, Natalie's eyes, very thin, and he got auburn hair. The former metal robot wakes up and when he speaks, he doesn't speak like Loud. More like he just gotten the voice of Luke Ruegger.)
Metal Loud: What...what happened to me?
Charity: Metal Loud, or shall we say, human Loud, welcome to your new life.
(The former robot looks at himself and looks astounded. He pinches himself and feels it. He looks at his new friends and smiles.)
Metal Loud: I'm a boy! A real boy!
Father Time: Yeah, thanks for telling us, Pinocchio.
Metal Loud: Actually my name is...well, you get the idea so I won't say it.
WOW: Thank goodness for that.
Livingson: Well now that Metal Loud is human, what should we do with him?
Slim: I already taken care of that. Actually me and Natalie here.
Metal Loud: Say what?
Slim: Metal Loud, boy, we made a decision, and we both decided to adopt you.
Metal Loud: Really???
Natalie: We recently made a decision in our life and we want you as part of it.
Miss Info: gasp You mean???
Natalie: Yes. (holds up an engagement ring on her finger) You are now looking at the soon to be Mrs. Slim Berry.
Smartypants: Well, congratulations! I gotta admit, your marriage is going to be funnier than mine. I mean, you know what I mean, right?
Slim: Ooh, somebody stop him!
Leon: Please don't. That stops being funny so many years ago, at least that's what my parents and their pals have said.
Slim: Whatever. (to Metal Loud) So, Metal Loud, what do you say?
Metal Loud: Do you really want my answer??? Yes, yes! I will be your son!
(Metal Loud now hugs his soon to be adopted parents.)
Natalie: Well before we signed your adoptive papers, you need a new name. Metal Loud would create a lot of confusement, wouldn't it?
Metal Loud: I guess so. (Pause to think) Then from now on, I will be called...Gene Berry!
Slim: Gene it is then.
Cinnamon: Uh, wouldn't people get confused with that name also?
Toadster: Oh relax. Gene Hackman dwell with that before and we should deal with it also.
Tom: And so, the Circle of Life continues.
Loud: Indeed, Slim, Natalie, and Gene are going to start their new life, our kids are good being in our shoes, and once again we survived yet another another murder of us.
Gene Berry: And for that, I am happy with all my choice.
Kelly: Me too, but with my boyfriend of course.
(BB and Kelly kissed)
Fetch: Geez, get a room.
(Livingson's cellphone rings and he answers it)
Livingson: Yes? Oh, this is about the fate of Kraser and the Crippler? (listens then his face turns to horror) What?! Is that true? Well, thanks. Thanks a lot. (hangs up)
Loud: What's wrong that could ruined just a joyful moment?
Livingson: Kraser and the Crippler are nowhere in the wreckage of their robot. The FBI did found out that one escape pod being launched, so my guess is either it's short-circage or they have escaped.
Leon: They are still on the loose??? Oh, that doesn't make me happy. Uh, sorry I took your line, Mrs. Bazaar.
Charity: It's okay. You can used it if you want. But this is a cause for concern.
BB: So what? We show we can beat that loser before and we can do it again.
Kelly: But BB, we don't know where he is and also when he is going to strike.
Tom: Well, if the time comes, let's hope the new generation can handled this problem.
Toadster: Don't worry. We will.
(Cut to somewhere. A man is walking and singing a stupid song at the time. He walks by an alley while doing do. Suddenly a hand comes out, grabs him, and pulls him. The man's screams has faded replaced by a familiar laughter.)
Narrator: And so, the return of the H! Haters League is over. Here's the usual stuff...
-KRASER and THE CRIPPLER has escaped the battle and is now on the FBI's Most Wanted list. They are currently on the run and are either planning their next move separately or together. Only time will tell.
-EVIL LOUD, DISFACE, and BART CASSIUS has been announced dead and buried in the Washington D.C. cemetry although the evil version of Loud himself has been send back to his world to be buried there.
-THE DEADLY KILLER MAN, SHANE MULDOON, and CHRISTOPHER ZARRET has been taken or returned to prison or the asylum. The late Robert Muldoon's son announced that he is quitting the hit man biz and going into therapy. In prison? Maybe.
-SLIM BERRY, NATALIE MORRE, and their new son GENE BERRY (aka the former METAL LOUD) are now beginning their new life together and further once the new human's parents are married.
-PRESIDENT MORGAN BECKSET is once again president and is currently working on updating security so whatever happened recently will never happened again (or so he hopes).
-JEFF LIVINGSON is awarded for his service to the nation and is now became a hero in his hometown of Long Beach.
-The army is now going back to their normal lives. THE BURROWZ and HUGH DUMMY are recovering from their beatings and went back to their normal lives. They still hated the Histerians of course but now HENRY TALKIN and his gang hated Slim Berry as well.
-FRED MOPPEL is still a reporter. Let's keep it at that, m'kay?
-As for the HISTERIANS, the new generation of H! kids, THE AUTHORS, Loud's father TOM RUEGGER, THE MST3K CAST, NOSTRADAMUS and PIKACHU...they went back to their normal lives as well, but are now on the current lookout for Kraser and whatever plans he got again. But we will know that BB KIDDINGTON, SMILING KELLY, CINNAMON, TOADSTER, and LEON HOUSER will uphold their families' traditions of helping out and saving the world against villains.
And now you know...the rest of the story.
The End
Cast list
Kelsey Grammer: Kraser Terriwinkle
David Cross: The Crippler/Cross Norbert
Cody Ruegger: Metal Loud, BB Kiddington
Al Pacino: Disface
Paul Newman: Bart Cassius
Robert Redford: The Deadly Killer Man
Edward Norton: Loud Kiddington (Good/Evil)
Rob Paulsen: Shane Muldoon, Mr. Smartypants, Sammy Melman
Jeff Glen Bennett: Wally Faust, Lucky Bob
Shannon Kenny: Inque
Christopher Walken: Christopher Zarret
Morgan Freeman: Morgan Beckset
Jim Carrey: Slim Berry
Natalie Portman: Natalie Morre
Jeff Goldblum: Jeff Livingson
Tress MacNeille: Smiling Kelly, Cinnamon, Cho-Cho, Toast, Pepper Mills, World's Oldest Woman
Frank Welker: Leon Houser, Father Time, Fetch, Fred Moppel
Nathan Ruegger: Toadster
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, Charity's cousin, Felicia Information
Tom Ruegger: Himself
John Goodman: Pule Houser
Hynden Walch: Susanna Susquahanna
Lance Henriksen: Froggo
Cree Summer: Aka Pella
James Wickline: Bill Straitman
Billy West: Chit Chatterson
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Paul Rugg: Nostradamus
Luke Ruegger: Gene Berry
R6: Himself
Bourgeois Buffoon: Himself
JusSonic: Himself
Robert: Himself
Digi-Fan: Herself
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot
Ikue Ootani: Pikachu
Hugh Grant: Hugh Dummy
Macaulay Culkin: Henry Talkin
Robert Iler: Robby 'Prano
Frankie Muntz: Malcolm Tunic